I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine "Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?" "Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"
@@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.
"In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones. "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes easily" :P
7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol
@@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.
@@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay. Edit: did I mention I'm gay?
The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.
He creates entire episodes. His inventions are what can be the plot itself or something he's done or doing. He made the company so there's a show in the first place. Without him it'd be Fry in a Seinfeld ripoff trying to find a job. Hail the professor!
I never forgot the “different lengths of wire” joke. When I was a kid I “learned” about electricity by building circuits. Mom would drive me to the country hardware store and I would peruse their selection of wire, which of course was sold by the foot. I got a lantern battery for $4 and a standard indicator bulb for 10 cents. I had a small collection of different gauge wires wrapped in coils. Those ancient hardware stores still exist all over the South. You can buy a single screw for 8 cents and they will put it in a tiny paper bag for you. Some of their stock goes back to the 70s. It sat on the shelf for 50 years waiting for me to purchase it.
I'm up in NY, we used to have the "go to" store which you speak of. It burned down, quite dramatic and the show of a lifetime. While we were fighting the fire in the middle of the night, I realized that the decades old stock was really lost forever. So many of us really did rely on William Tell in Hopewell Jct for those hard to find any things. They opened a new store, but it will never have that small town feeling since the unfortunate demise of the original store.
@@Brian-cr6rb I had an idea once about bringing back a modern version of that sort of thing. Would be nice to buy a capacitor for a nickel and a screw for a dime.
My family had a hardware/housewares/"variety" store in NYC from 1952 to 1997. Individual screws, springs, cotter pins, batteries, flashlight bulbs? OF COURSE! *But here's a weird throwback* from olden times: Replacement "those-little-shoelace-end-wrap-sleeves."
@@jamespuleo3269 aglets? Your hardware store sold aglets! And i would have bought them too! As a welder I burn through a set of laces in no timet, so I don’t buy shoe laces, I use paracord cut to length.
@@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English? Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?
most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either
@@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever
“It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.
One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist
I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.
@@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.
I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...
@@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before
The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France. I almost died laughing when he said that.
I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too
The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71
“And here is my different lengths of spanners, oh and that’s just my cabinet of classified US stealth aircraft blueprints. Let me show you the spanners that were used to build them.” -Your Grandpa
The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.
The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick
5:00 Fun fact is that neutrinos are (save for extreme cases like the collapse of a sun) harmless, as they barely interact with matter, wich is why they are incredibly difficult to detect in the first place. Which is also why they would be pretty much useless in a radar like device because, as the professor said, they pass through anything (without being reflected) 🙂
When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"
It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel. (Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)
I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"
It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages. ..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻♂️
@GrapeSkoda that is categorically false. Eccentricities aside, the majority of the most brilliant scientists throughout history were quite traditional in their views and behaviors. The idea of the maverick and/or troubled scientist is largely fictitious and a statistical outlier among statistical outliers when it does occur.
Lmao! 🤣🤣 He's even funnier than Homer Simpson!! 👏👏 Farnsworth : Ah perfect timing, I just turbo charged the ships matter compressor! Fry : whats the matter compressor? Farnsworth : Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor. - 😂
@@DarkhalfBreed 🤣🤣 Fry: whoooo! Bender : We live to suck another day! Leela : STOP it youTwo! (to bender and fry) alright what's the mission? Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ORDINARY honey. Leela : That doesn't sound so dangerous Farnsworth: ❗ THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY ❗☝️
They way things are developing with massive immigration. French will be a living language for many centuries to come as is spoken in all inhabited continents. But France as a country with that particular frenchness will not last too long
Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring
@@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said: "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."
@@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device
“It can do other things. Why shouldn’t it?”
My most favorite Farnsworth quote.
Isn't that the same machine that makes noses? 😏 ⬆️
1:00 Neck protector, Did Prof. Farnsworth predict the Covid 19 pandemic the wrong way?
The indignant tone in his voice tho XD
Professor must be descendant from IT engineers of our time
I can wire anything to anything! I am the Professor!
Why do I still laugh at the machine that translates everything in French after all these years. "Bonjour"
"Crazy jibberish!" XD
watch the same episode in other languages.
The dead language is something else.
@@gennigfox8368 I actually didn't know that. Cheers for the fun fact! 😁👍
@@hippy282 Since their dead Language is "French" watch the same scene in French and see what the Dead Language is now.
@@gennigfox8368 I'll give that a go, thanks🙂
Poor French, though
I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine
"Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?"
"Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"
And when Bender started singing "Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma-chameleon"
In your time, yes. But nowadays, shut up!
Really ahead of the times huh?
@@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.
Nice
"In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones.
"Can't you examine my brain without removing it?"
"Yes easily" :P
i mean dude flipped a coin on if he should remove his own brain just to see if he could
@@berylbell8452 Very true
7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol
@@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.
@@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay.
Edit: did I mention I'm gay?
I love how the cool-o-meter was kinda fine with Zoidberg until he waved, immediately bringing it down
Poor dude...
And he’s cold-blooded! This machine really dislikes him :(
The sad little "click" as it hits zero is incredible
@@ew6483 Just about everything dislikes the lobster equivalent of Fry.
Realistic
“Is this some sort of brain scanner?”
“Some sort, yes. In France it’s called a guillotine.”
Wait a minutes... So the existence of france has been documented, but he does not know what french is?
@@GameBreaker1055 I think that joke was that he's senile and stupid
Crazy 7:40
@@GameBreaker1055 maybe French as a language died out.
Greece still exists but, no one speaks Latin anymore.
“The first robot capable of qualifying for a boat loan” might be my favourite line reading in the entire series
It's quite possibly the most random gag ever, and I love it for that...
The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.
Very similar to the role of Roger in American Dad. Can drive the plot to wherever the writers needs it to be
He creates entire episodes. His inventions are what can be the plot itself or something he's done or doing.
He made the company so there's a show in the first place.
Without him it'd be Fry in a Seinfeld ripoff trying to find a job.
Hail the professor!
I never forgot the “different lengths of wire” joke. When I was a kid I “learned” about electricity by building circuits. Mom would drive me to the country hardware store and I would peruse their selection of wire, which of course was sold by the foot. I got a lantern battery for $4 and a standard indicator bulb for 10 cents. I had a small collection of different gauge wires wrapped in coils. Those ancient hardware stores still exist all over the South. You can buy a single screw for 8 cents and they will put it in a tiny paper bag for you. Some of their stock goes back to the 70s. It sat on the shelf for 50 years waiting for me to purchase it.
I'm up in NY, we used to have the "go to" store which you speak of. It burned down, quite dramatic and the show of a lifetime. While we were fighting the fire in the middle of the night, I realized that the decades old stock was really lost forever. So many of us really did rely on William Tell in Hopewell Jct for those hard to find any things. They opened a new store, but it will never have that small town feeling since the unfortunate demise of the original store.
@@Brian-cr6rb I had an idea once about bringing back a modern version of that sort of thing. Would be nice to buy a capacitor for a nickel and a screw for a dime.
@@generalralph6291 In an age where it's gotten "cheaper" to just junk a broken thing instead of repairing it, we need those stores more than ever.
My family had a hardware/housewares/"variety" store in NYC from 1952 to 1997.
Individual screws, springs, cotter pins, batteries, flashlight bulbs? OF COURSE!
*But here's a weird throwback* from olden times: Replacement "those-little-shoelace-end-wrap-sleeves."
@@jamespuleo3269 aglets? Your hardware store sold aglets! And i would have bought them too! As a welder I burn through a set of laces in no timet, so I don’t buy shoe laces, I use paracord cut to length.
"I can't swallow that"
"Well then good news! It's a suppository."
In that same episode:
(puts on a breathing device in the nose and mouth)
"This is uncomfortable and humilating. You should make it a suppository"
Everything reminds me of her
"Have we all taken our suppositories?"
"Yes! Stop asking us!"
"Let's turn to the who asked machine" will blow up into a meme some day.
It already is
@@Jaydove2387
Lets turn to the Who-Asked machine!
I want to see more of the wires! No one wants to see a plain old FTL spaceship.
I like the red ones
Well, akshually, lilla says in epesode (idk), seesu (6 maybe) that It goes 99% the speed of lite, not ftl dumbass
@@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English?
Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?
@@derrickmoses1507 doritos*
Like. It's not ftl smh
"That'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions."
"If by 'allow' you mean, force."
Proceeds to hammer it into his head
Hah! 69 likes
Bender:” Get this thing off of me before I kill myself!”
"OUH! OUH! SON OF A-"
most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic
edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either
That's all fictional science and people are fine with it. Yet for some reason people can't accept bikini shaped armor.
take a cell phone to the 1800s, your a wizard harry, magic is just science we dont understand, kinda lame but true.
So is eeverything
@@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech
there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient
so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever
Li Long its not the armor itself as much as it is the reason game designers have for putting it in.
I always love when the Professor uses the machine that makes anyone sound like him. Just that it just gives all that feedback noise.
6:37 "Wait! Can I still change my mind?"
"Let's find out!"
This show was literally 1,000 years ahead of its time
Get it?
Nice
They do say "You can't prove it didn't happen"...
“It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.
An everyday need if ever there were one
I appreciate you leaving in Bender's "Can we have some money?" line + response, even though it's not technically related to the invention.
_oh, my, no._
It’s technically related to the invention
“ It can do other things, why shouldn’t it!? “
He’s got a point XD
“My latest invention, the Finglonger!l
I like how Fry was the only one genuinely concerned when the professor pointed a raygun at his head
Probably because he's the only one who didn't know it was a memoray
Probably because he didn't know those guns had other functions then our standard guns.
"Well, it's sometimes off by a few seconds, what with free will and all." Brilliant.
"I need to Tinker in it."
"Then why don't you just use a potted plant like fry?"
Lol!
"It's not always a burp."
One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist
I love that the design of the engine doesn’t move the ship, it moves the universe around it.
@@dickbaum9137 right like it would be easier to move the _universe_ faster than light than just this little ship haha
@@nthgth according to modern physics, technically it is easier to move the universe than to make it go faster than light
“An incomprehensible dead language!”
“Bonjour.”
"some incomprehensable Dead language
"Hello!
"Bonjour!"
my new favorite Futurama joke
I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.
I think like Stewie from FG, this show is all a product of the Professor's imagination.
The neck protector wasn’t ment to actually protect since he was under its control at the time and he did make a spear
Maybe he is dumb compared to them.
I don't know why "worse and dumber" is making me laugh so hard 😂
I made a fing-longer once. It was cool, but since I made it extendable, it wasn't good at pushing buttons.
@@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.
Why dont you make it extendable only if you press a button on the glove. Then it will be capable of pressing other buttons.
I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...
@@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before
a man can dream though
"Good news! It's a suppository."
Yay?
XD
This joke would have been way better if they had left out Farnsworth's second sentence
"Has everyone taken their suppositories?
Yes! Stop asking!"
Have you all taken your anti-pressure pills?
The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France.
I almost died laughing when he said that.
the gibberish french translator always cracks me up... also sums up why he uses the guillotine as a brain examiner
I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too
Amy saying hi to the nuclear mutant and the mutant saying hi back was so cute
The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71
Well he had to, he couldn't show you the blueprints.
I mean
An organized tool box IS pretty impressive, I don't know anyone who kept the order of their tool box over the years
“And here is my different lengths of spanners, oh and that’s just my cabinet of classified US stealth aircraft blueprints. Let me show you the spanners that were used to build them.”
-Your Grandpa
The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.
Plot twist: he invented it because caffeine wasn't enough anymore. That, or he wanted a steampunk defibrillator at some point.
@@Thuazabi Or he wanted a torture machine
"Why do we even have that?"
The date on the check was just "????" 😂
That’s because no one knew at that point
The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it
Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick
my favourite part is that the alcubierre drive pretty much works the same way
To be fair he had just checked the fire was hot.
Farnsworth invents some of the most advanced plot devices I've ever seen.
I love the way you skipped from season 1 to season 7 just like that and then went back to the older seasons
To be honest the timeline of Futurama is as confusing as Doctor Who so this checks out
Time!?! I can't go back there!!
Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this comment in your head in Professor Farnsworth's voice!
By George, it works!
Aaah, Perry the platipus! Behold! MY READ-THIS-COMMENT-IN-MY-VOICE INATOR!
No it didn’t
@@denyhaguilar679the one inator that didn’t explode
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
5:00 Fun fact is that neutrinos are (save for extreme cases like the collapse of a sun) harmless, as they barely interact with matter, wich is why they are incredibly difficult to detect in the first place. Which is also why they would be pretty much useless in a radar like device because, as the professor said, they pass through anything (without being reflected) 🙂
"I understood the word hat" I love Fry so much 😂
Me too.
Mom : what was that?
Professor: a flaming burp.
Mom: does it always do that?
Professor: it’s not always a burp.
Ah, so "Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that lets you read things in my voice!" is _actually canon_ then...
The "wrong switch" one had "wrong lever kronk" vibes
A man can dream though, a man can dream.
When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"
"200% fuel efficiency"
I have so many questions about this statement...
Well, it does run on dark matter...
Didn't you hear him?
Cubert : Then explain it.
Professor Farnsworth : Now that's impossible!
It came to me in a dream...
😂
@@EAWanderer and I forgot it in another dream
The episode goes into detail on it.
It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel.
(Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)
I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"
Its German according to the wiki.
Whys that petty as opposed to funny
Why is that petty? Isn’t that just logical?
It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages.
..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻♂️
I like how professor Farnsworth is the greatest mind of his century but he’s also crazy 😂😂😂 He singlehandedly created space travel and robots.
@GrapeSkoda that is categorically false. Eccentricities aside, the majority of the most brilliant scientists throughout history were quite traditional in their views and behaviors. The idea of the maverick and/or troubled scientist is largely fictitious and a statistical outlier among statistical outliers when it does occur.
@@Thuazabi Hey! Quit actually thinking! Spout things you've heard from other people like GrapeSkoda does!
@@Thuazabi I have to disagree with that
@@Thuazabi first of all brilliant scientists ARE statistical outliers by nature. Secondly there are plenty of examples, starting with Newton
"I can't swallow that!"
"Well then GOOD NEWS! - It's a suppository."
"MOVE OVER GOD! PREPARE FOR REBIRTH!!!"
*Flips the switch and immediately is hit with lightning* "OOOOOOHHH!"
"Wrong switch...."
“And then along came Zeus!”
Wrong lever Kronk!
@@KJ-of6lf Why do we even have that lever?
@@cradiculous 😋
"It can do other things! Why shouldn’t it?"
I miss actual old man Farnsworth
My DnD group when I made a death cleric: "doesn't that class just mainly heal?"
Me: 4:06
So that class takes life from enemies and gives it dead allies?
@@Jaxvidstar *Angry Priest Noises*
1:43 the disrespect
“Good news everyone, I’m a horses butt!”
“I am!?, that’s not good news at all”
I love how the dog immediately smacks its lips upon the lipstick being applied right after looking so menacing
"I can't swallow that."
"Then, good news! It's a suppository"
"Say hello to my invincible nuclear mutants!"
*Enthusiastic but understated*"Hi!"
"Hello"
7:40 I felt that
Lmao! 🤣🤣
He's even funnier than Homer Simpson!! 👏👏
Farnsworth : Ah perfect timing, I just turbo charged the ships matter compressor!
Fry : whats the matter compressor?
Farnsworth : Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor. - 😂
Street racer: your old, and smart so I'm gunna call you "The Professor"
Professor: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT
@@DarkhalfBreed
🤣🤣
Fry: whoooo!
Bender : We live to suck another day!
Leela : STOP it youTwo! (to bender and fry) alright what's the mission?
Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ORDINARY honey.
Leela : That doesn't sound so dangerous
Farnsworth:
❗ THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY ❗☝️
"Move over for rebirth!"
*dumps a robot into a gel that is suppose to give "life" back*
Nobody is going to question the giant lever that summons a lightning strike on your exact location. I mean come on it needs a label at lest
" I'm not your grandpa your my uncle from the year 2000!!!!!"👴👨🔬🦠🤖🧬💊🔬🔭🚀🛸🌌🪐
My favourite crazy old man
Ehwhaa?
2:56 Meme potential right here
8:19
"The Death Clock!"
*Death Metal erupts.*
If the what-if machine existed, I’d be like, “Shut up and take my money!”
I like how professor designed beautiful women
He knows about French culture and France is still a country but apparently French is dead as a spoken language
Ooo, continuity with Star Trek, since Picard is a Frenchman but is the most English man you can imagine.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 that always baffled me
He also has a gargoyle son that speaks French
@@honzasenbauer612 Patrick Stewart tried to do a French accent during early recordings for the pilot.
It was so bad that they just gave up.
They way things are developing with massive immigration. French will be a living language for many centuries to come as is spoken in all inhabited continents. But France as a country with that particular frenchness will not last too long
"I remembered it in a dream and then forgot it in another dream. " lol
JUST LOOK AT THESE WIRES!
Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt
I am?!
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c That’s not “Good news” at all!
I love his mutants. They seem friendly.
Meow, Brrrrrzaaaaaaap!
"Come back in three days, a week at the most." Lol!
"hello!"
"Bonjour!"
*"Crazy Gibberish!!"*
thats my favourite
The neutrino radiation is dangerous? I don't know how he's done it.
Easy. You just need enough neutrinos.
That's why such technology is illegal.
I guess when there's enough of it to use it for imaging, it's a different story
These are F-neutrinos.
6:30 Shotgun's lap!!
Lol Donut
Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring
Are you saying his assorted lengths of wire were boring???
@@lollybowser well…he felt like just an old man instead of the crazy madman he is now
@@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said:
"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."
You mean they took his brilliant subtle character traits and made them obvious and ridiculous?
@@DiggitySlice That tends to happen to cartoon characters in many series
Someday... A crossover with Farnsworth and Rick Sanchez meeting.
Someday...
No angry dome?
Imagine if the finglonger was an actual thing tho that would be insane
We can dream!
I’d prefer the 4th dimensional intake manifold!
0:29 anyone else traumatically triggered when a guy in a white coat yells this
1:50 always cracked me up.
So genius this series , I’ve watched it 4 times already and the jokes are so good
3:00
"Umm… uhh… er… Amy!"
*Gasp*
"I mean, Leela!"
"Oh!"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I laughed too much for this. 😂
It did seem like that machine was just phoning it in XD
The "Who Ask" machine being twice as big as the "What If" machine and indecisive might be the best joke ever.
I NEED that memory ray!
10:15 "Why do I even have that switch?"
"Incomprehensible dead language" mon cul !
9:15 “If by allow, you mean force” 😂
8:44 I needed to watch that again
I love that Farnsworth was given a lil more of an energetic personality.
It's not always a burp. - Farnsworth
10:13 I like how he just has a switch to shock himself.
"... It's not always a burp..." 😂
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
I don't like the sound of that...
@@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device
Uh oh. That never means good news!
Does everyone like good news?
Then, Good news, everyone!
That coolometer is very unintuitive. Who chooses counter-clockwise for greater? And dinging at zero? It's a measuring tool, not a timer.
The brain scanner uses the same sound effect from the original Star Trek series. Too cool.
I want the cool-o-meter. He invented a pointy rock in a stick lol. Who ask machine was funny. Amy, no Leela 🤣🤣. And the freewill part was hilarious