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  • @archangeltyrael3369
    @archangeltyrael3369 2 роки тому +3355

    I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine
    "Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?"
    "Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"

    • @Jeff-gt2xu
      @Jeff-gt2xu 2 роки тому +103

      And when Bender started singing "Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma-chameleon"

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey 2 роки тому

      In your time, yes. But nowadays, shut up!

    • @prettyboyjeremy
      @prettyboyjeremy 2 роки тому +18

      Really ahead of the times huh?

    • @builder396
      @builder396 2 роки тому +1

      @@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.

    • @alphawolf8437
      @alphawolf8437 2 роки тому +1

      Nice

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 роки тому +2881

    “It can do other things. Why shouldn’t it?”
    My most favorite Farnsworth quote.

    • @eaphantom9214
      @eaphantom9214 2 роки тому +16

      Isn't that the same machine that makes noses? 😏 ⬆️

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +15

      1:00 Neck protector, Did Prof. Farnsworth predict the Covid 19 pandemic the wrong way?

    • @jamchiroptera4258
      @jamchiroptera4258 2 роки тому +22

      The indignant tone in his voice tho XD

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 2 роки тому +5

      Professor must be descendant from IT engineers of our time

    • @thegoat5141
      @thegoat5141 Рік тому +4

      I can wire anything to anything! I am the Professor!

  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus 2 роки тому +2229

    "In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones.
    "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?"
    "Yes easily" :P

    • @berylbell8452
      @berylbell8452 2 роки тому +94

      i mean dude flipped a coin on if he should remove his own brain just to see if he could

    • @FreyaofCerberus
      @FreyaofCerberus 2 роки тому +12

      @@berylbell8452 Very true

    • @thesoundvault508
      @thesoundvault508 2 роки тому +26

      7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 2 роки тому +46

      @@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.

    • @thesoundvault508
      @thesoundvault508 2 роки тому +5

      @@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay.
      Edit: did I mention I'm gay?

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 2 роки тому +1809

    Why do I still laugh at the machine that translates everything in French after all these years. "Bonjour"
    "Crazy jibberish!" XD

    • @gennigfox8368
      @gennigfox8368 2 роки тому +80

      watch the same episode in other languages.
      The dead language is something else.

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 2 роки тому +27

      @@gennigfox8368 I actually didn't know that. Cheers for the fun fact! 😁👍

    • @gennigfox8368
      @gennigfox8368 2 роки тому +45

      @@hippy282 Since their dead Language is "French" watch the same scene in French and see what the Dead Language is now.

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 2 роки тому +6

      @@gennigfox8368 I'll give that a go, thanks🙂

    • @aaronalkor
      @aaronalkor 2 роки тому +3

      Poor French, though

  • @johnny__topside
    @johnny__topside 2 роки тому +3571

    “Is this some sort of brain scanner?”
    “Some sort, yes. In France it’s called a guillotine.”

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 2 роки тому +300

      Wait a minutes... So the existence of france has been documented, but he does not know what french is?

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed 2 роки тому +78

      @@GameBreaker1055 I think that joke was that he's senile and stupid

    • @usmcdevildog3497
      @usmcdevildog3497 2 роки тому +27

      Crazy 7:40

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 2 роки тому +106

      @@GameBreaker1055 maybe French as a language died out.

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 2 роки тому +51

      Greece still exists but, no one speaks Latin anymore.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 2 роки тому +1023

    I love how the cool-o-meter was kinda fine with Zoidberg until he waved, immediately bringing it down

    • @phorchybug3286
      @phorchybug3286 2 роки тому +45

      Poor dude...

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 2 роки тому +39

      And he’s cold-blooded! This machine really dislikes him :(

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic Рік тому +14

      The sad little "click" as it hits zero is incredible

    • @lesewing
      @lesewing 9 місяців тому +2

      @@ew6483 Just about everything dislikes the lobster equivalent of Fry.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 3 місяці тому

      Realistic

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 2 роки тому +350

    "I can't swallow that"
    "Well then good news! It's a suppository."

    • @coronelkittycannon
      @coronelkittycannon 2 роки тому +30

      In that same episode:
      (puts on a breathing device in the nose and mouth)
      "This is uncomfortable and humilating. You should make it a suppository"

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Місяць тому

      Everything reminds me of her

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 2 роки тому +707

    I never forgot the “different lengths of wire” joke. When I was a kid I “learned” about electricity by building circuits. Mom would drive me to the country hardware store and I would peruse their selection of wire, which of course was sold by the foot. I got a lantern battery for $4 and a standard indicator bulb for 10 cents. I had a small collection of different gauge wires wrapped in coils. Those ancient hardware stores still exist all over the South. You can buy a single screw for 8 cents and they will put it in a tiny paper bag for you. Some of their stock goes back to the 70s. It sat on the shelf for 50 years waiting for me to purchase it.

    • @Brian-cr6rb
      @Brian-cr6rb 2 роки тому +28

      I'm up in NY, we used to have the "go to" store which you speak of. It burned down, quite dramatic and the show of a lifetime. While we were fighting the fire in the middle of the night, I realized that the decades old stock was really lost forever. So many of us really did rely on William Tell in Hopewell Jct for those hard to find any things. They opened a new store, but it will never have that small town feeling since the unfortunate demise of the original store.

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 2 роки тому +7

      @@Brian-cr6rb I had an idea once about bringing back a modern version of that sort of thing. Would be nice to buy a capacitor for a nickel and a screw for a dime.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +15

      @@generalralph6291 In an age where it's gotten "cheaper" to just junk a broken thing instead of repairing it, we need those stores more than ever.

    • @jamespuleo3269
      @jamespuleo3269 2 роки тому +3

      My family had a hardware/housewares/"variety" store in NYC from 1952 to 1997.
      Individual screws, springs, cotter pins, batteries, flashlight bulbs? OF COURSE!
      *But here's a weird throwback* from olden times: Replacement "those-little-shoelace-end-wrap-sleeves."

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 2 роки тому +3

      @@jamespuleo3269 aglets? Your hardware store sold aglets! And i would have bought them too! As a welder I burn through a set of laces in no timet, so I don’t buy shoe laces, I use paracord cut to length.

  • @derrickmoses1507
    @derrickmoses1507 2 роки тому +2931

    I want to see more of the wires! No one wants to see a plain old FTL spaceship.

    • @therealdgh13
      @therealdgh13 2 роки тому +53

      I like the red ones

    • @spectralerror1020
      @spectralerror1020 2 роки тому +12

      Well, akshually, lilla says in epesode (idk), seesu (6 maybe) that It goes 99% the speed of lite, not ftl dumbass

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 2 роки тому +22

      @@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English?
      Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?

    • @spectralerror1020
      @spectralerror1020 2 роки тому +23

      @@derrickmoses1507 doritos*

    • @whisperingcrown591
      @whisperingcrown591 2 роки тому +6

      Like. It's not ftl smh

  • @robertlee2092
    @robertlee2092 2 роки тому +323

    “The first robot capable of qualifying for a boat loan” might be my favourite line reading in the entire series

    • @wilfstor3078
      @wilfstor3078 Рік тому +7

      It's quite possibly the most random gag ever, and I love it for that...

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 Рік тому +198

    The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.

    • @GodRabbit90
      @GodRabbit90 3 місяці тому +6

      Very similar to the role of Roger in American Dad. Can drive the plot to wherever the writers needs it to be

  • @morgansheepman2403
    @morgansheepman2403 2 роки тому +322

    "Let's turn to the who asked machine" will blow up into a meme some day.

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 роки тому +574

    "That'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions."
    "If by 'allow' you mean, force."

    • @DesertFox221
      @DesertFox221 2 роки тому +2

      Proceeds to hammer it into his head

    • @Trey_816
      @Trey_816 2 роки тому

      Hah! 69 likes

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +7

      Bender:” Get this thing off of me before I kill myself!”

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 роки тому +1

      "OUH! OUH! SON OF A-"

  • @kellynolen498
    @kellynolen498 2 роки тому +1881

    most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic
    edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either

    • @lilong242
      @lilong242 2 роки тому +62

      That's all fictional science and people are fine with it. Yet for some reason people can't accept bikini shaped armor.

    • @bored588
      @bored588 2 роки тому +30

      take a cell phone to the 1800s, your a wizard harry, magic is just science we dont understand, kinda lame but true.

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 2 роки тому +5

      So is eeverything

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 роки тому +17

      @@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech
      there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient
      so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever

    • @squawkietalkie56
      @squawkietalkie56 2 роки тому +25

      Li Long its not the armor itself as much as it is the reason game designers have for putting it in.

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 2 роки тому +914

    6:37 "Wait! Can I still change my mind?"
    "Let's find out!"
    This show was literally 1,000 years ahead of its time

  • @andrewzwaniga2016
    @andrewzwaniga2016 2 роки тому +139

    “It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +7

      An everyday need if ever there were one

  • @lugibros8735
    @lugibros8735 2 роки тому +160

    I like how Fry was the only one genuinely concerned when the professor pointed a raygun at his head

    • @Jaydove2387
      @Jaydove2387 2 роки тому +44

      Probably because he's the only one who didn't know it was a memoray

  • @donnydingler1801
    @donnydingler1801 2 роки тому +161

    “ It can do other things, why shouldn’t it!? “
    He’s got a point XD

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 Рік тому

      “My latest invention, the Finglonger!l

  • @cs2528
    @cs2528 2 роки тому +343

    "I need to Tinker in it."
    "Then why don't you just use a potted plant like fry?"
    Lol!

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 роки тому +309

    I always love when the Professor uses the machine that makes anyone sound like him. Just that it just gives all that feedback noise.

  • @chaoticpemmins748
    @chaoticpemmins748 2 роки тому +290

    I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.

    • @streamofconsciousness5826
      @streamofconsciousness5826 Рік тому +1

      I think like Stewie from FG, this show is all a product of the Professor's imagination.

    • @lancethewisp1097
      @lancethewisp1097 Рік тому +11

      The neck protector wasn’t ment to actually protect since he was under its control at the time and he did make a spear

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому

      Maybe he is dumb compared to them.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 10 місяців тому +3

      I don't know why "worse and dumber" is making me laugh so hard 😂

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 2 роки тому +358

    I appreciate you leaving in Bender's "Can we have some money?" line + response, even though it's not technically related to the invention.

  • @zamb4010
    @zamb4010 2 роки тому +324

    One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist

    • @dickbaum9137
      @dickbaum9137 2 роки тому +49

      I love that the design of the engine doesn’t move the ship, it moves the universe around it.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +10

      @@dickbaum9137 right like it would be easier to move the _universe_ faster than light than just this little ship haha

    • @emilialittle1002
      @emilialittle1002 2 роки тому +12

      @@nthgth according to modern physics, technically it is easier to move the universe than to make it go faster than light

  • @zb3495
    @zb3495 2 роки тому +11

    “An incomprehensible dead language!”
    “Bonjour.”

  • @jamezkpal2361
    @jamezkpal2361 2 роки тому +45

    "Well, it's sometimes off by a few seconds, what with free will and all." Brilliant.

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 2 роки тому +283

    "Good news! It's a suppository."

    • @roberthardesty4133
      @roberthardesty4133 2 роки тому +7

      Yay?

    • @arsenicuu
      @arsenicuu 2 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @olanmills64
      @olanmills64 2 роки тому +6

      This joke would have been way better if they had left out Farnsworth's second sentence

    • @martyschriver
      @martyschriver 2 роки тому +9

      "Has everyone taken their suppositories?
      Yes! Stop asking!"

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому

      Have you all taken your anti-pressure pills?

  • @Skjaldr_Vindskyter
    @Skjaldr_Vindskyter 10 місяців тому +6

    "some incomprehensable Dead language
    "Hello!
    "Bonjour!"
    my new favorite Futurama joke

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 2 роки тому +75

    The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France.
    I almost died laughing when he said that.

  • @johnurbanek1027
    @johnurbanek1027 2 роки тому +231

    I made a fing-longer once. It was cool, but since I made it extendable, it wasn't good at pushing buttons.

    • @johnurbanek1027
      @johnurbanek1027 2 роки тому +11

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.

    • @doggo7078
      @doggo7078 2 роки тому +4

      Why dont you make it extendable only if you press a button on the glove. Then it will be capable of pressing other buttons.

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk 2 роки тому +5

      I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 2 роки тому +3

      @@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before

    • @broculee5218
      @broculee5218 2 роки тому +1

      a man can dream though

  • @fidan2fast
    @fidan2fast 2 роки тому +43

    the gibberish french translator always cracks me up... also sums up why he uses the guillotine as a brain examiner

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too

  • @alisonpurgatory85
    @alisonpurgatory85 2 роки тому +40

    Amy saying hi to the nuclear mutant and the mutant saying hi back was so cute

  • @DagothDaddy
    @DagothDaddy 2 роки тому +49

    The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 2 роки тому +7

      Well he had to, he couldn't show you the blueprints.

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 2 роки тому +30

    The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: he invented it because caffeine wasn't enough anymore. That, or he wanted a steampunk defibrillator at some point.

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 роки тому +1

      @@Thuazabi Or he wanted a torture machine

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому +3

      "Why do we even have that?"

  • @EastofAll
    @EastofAll 2 роки тому +112

    The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it
    Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 10 місяців тому +1

      my favourite part is that the alcubierre drive pretty much works the same way

    • @BaronTMan
      @BaronTMan Місяць тому +1

      To be fair he had just checked the fire was hot.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 роки тому +52

    The date on the check was just "????" 😂

    • @RG-zt4ox
      @RG-zt4ox 2 роки тому +6

      That’s because no one knew at that point

  • @creatureofrabbit2036
    @creatureofrabbit2036 2 роки тому +15

    Farnsworth invents some of the most advanced plot devices I've ever seen.

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 2 роки тому +45

    Ah, so "Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that lets you read things in my voice!" is _actually canon_ then...

  • @prophet1546
    @prophet1546 2 роки тому +37

    A man can dream though, a man can dream.

  • @maxwellaiello
    @maxwellaiello 2 роки тому +29

    When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"

  • @persephonekajira7269
    @persephonekajira7269 2 роки тому +26

    "I understood the word hat" I love Fry so much 😂

  • @AGUS5800
    @AGUS5800 2 роки тому +69

    I love the way you skipped from season 1 to season 7 just like that and then went back to the older seasons

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 2 роки тому +9

      To be honest the timeline of Futurama is as confusing as Doctor Who so this checks out

  • @codyfernandez2955
    @codyfernandez2955 2 роки тому +39

    Mom : what was that?
    Professor: a flaming burp.
    Mom: does it always do that?
    Professor: it’s not always a burp.

  • @pjabrony8280
    @pjabrony8280 2 роки тому +85

    Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this comment in your head in Professor Farnsworth's voice!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +13

      By George, it works!

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 Рік тому +10

      Aaah, Perry the platipus! Behold! MY READ-THIS-COMMENT-IN-MY-VOICE INATOR!

    • @Texascowboy68
      @Texascowboy68 Рік тому +1

      No it didn’t

    • @jime.8954
      @jime.8954 10 місяців тому +1

      @@denyhaguilar679the one inator that didn’t explode

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark 10 місяців тому +4

      Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 2 роки тому +27

    Time!?! I can't go back there!!

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 роки тому +12

    1:43 the disrespect

  • @kenelisseou9944
    @kenelisseou9944 2 роки тому +11

    "I can't swallow that!"
    "Well then GOOD NEWS! - It's a suppository."

  • @Nick-ij5nt
    @Nick-ij5nt 2 роки тому +57

    "200% fuel efficiency"
    I have so many questions about this statement...

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 роки тому +8

      Well, it does run on dark matter...

    • @eaphantom9214
      @eaphantom9214 2 роки тому +17

      Didn't you hear him?
      Cubert : Then explain it.
      Professor Farnsworth : Now that's impossible!
      It came to me in a dream...
      😂

    • @Jaydove2387
      @Jaydove2387 2 роки тому +5

      @@eaphantom9214 and I forgot it in another dream

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 2 роки тому +3

      The episode goes into detail on it.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому +3

      It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel.
      (Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 2 роки тому +136

    I like how professor Farnsworth is the greatest mind of his century but he’s also crazy 😂😂😂 He singlehandedly created space travel and robots.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 роки тому +11

      @GrapeSkoda that is categorically false. Eccentricities aside, the majority of the most brilliant scientists throughout history were quite traditional in their views and behaviors. The idea of the maverick and/or troubled scientist is largely fictitious and a statistical outlier among statistical outliers when it does occur.

    • @professionalhater9
      @professionalhater9 Рік тому +1

      @@Thuazabi Hey! Quit actually thinking! Spout things you've heard from other people like GrapeSkoda does!

    • @thanoscube8573
      @thanoscube8573 Рік тому

      @@Thuazabi I have to disagree with that

    • @trequor
      @trequor 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Thuazabi first of all brilliant scientists ARE statistical outliers by nature. Secondly there are plenty of examples, starting with Newton

  • @absolutcabbagery3661
    @absolutcabbagery3661 2 роки тому +16

    "Say hello to my invincible nuclear mutants!"
    *Enthusiastic but understated*"Hi!"
    "Hello"

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 2 роки тому +12

    "It can do other things! Why shouldn’t it?"

  • @Qsie
    @Qsie 2 роки тому +17

    The "wrong switch" one had "wrong lever kronk" vibes

  • @jonaswest6993
    @jonaswest6993 2 роки тому +48

    I miss actual old man Farnsworth

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte 2 роки тому +156

    I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 роки тому +81

      Its German according to the wiki.

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 2 роки тому +7

      Whys that petty as opposed to funny

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 роки тому +6

      Why is that petty? Isn’t that just logical?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages.
      ..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @ghostboy463
    @ghostboy463 2 роки тому +49

    "MOVE OVER GOD! PREPARE FOR REBIRTH!!!"
    *Flips the switch and immediately is hit with lightning* "OOOOOOHHH!"
    "Wrong switch...."

    • @whitewingedfox9879
      @whitewingedfox9879 2 роки тому +6

      “And then along came Zeus!”

    • @KJ-of6lf
      @KJ-of6lf 2 роки тому +5

      Wrong lever Kronk!

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 2 роки тому +5

      @@KJ-of6lf Why do we even have that lever?

    • @KJ-of6lf
      @KJ-of6lf 2 роки тому +1

      @@cradiculous 😋

  • @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare
    @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare 2 роки тому +51

    My DnD group when I made a death cleric: "doesn't that class just mainly heal?"
    Me: 4:06

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 2 роки тому +16

    2:56 Meme potential right here

  • @aabbklll101
    @aabbklll101 2 роки тому +7

    "Move over for rebirth!"
    *dumps a robot into a gel that is suppose to give "life" back*

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 2 роки тому +56

    7:40 I felt that

  • @majorjordan12
    @majorjordan12 2 роки тому +4

    "I remembered it in a dream and then forgot it in another dream. " lol

  • @eaphantom9214
    @eaphantom9214 2 роки тому +100

    Lmao! 🤣🤣
    He's even funnier than Homer Simpson!! 👏👏
    Farnsworth : Ah perfect timing, I just turbo charged the ships matter compressor!
    Fry : whats the matter compressor?
    Farnsworth : Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor. - 😂

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed 2 роки тому +11

      Street racer: your old, and smart so I'm gunna call you "The Professor"
      Professor: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT

    • @eaphantom9214
      @eaphantom9214 2 роки тому +9

      @@DarkhalfBreed
      🤣🤣
      Fry: whoooo!
      Bender : We live to suck another day!
      Leela : STOP it youTwo! (to bender and fry) alright what's the mission?
      Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ORDINARY honey.
      Leela : That doesn't sound so dangerous
      Farnsworth:
      ❗ THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY ❗☝️

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the dog immediately smacks its lips upon the lipstick being applied right after looking so menacing

  • @kemsekov6331
    @kemsekov6331 2 роки тому +13

    I like how professor designed beautiful women

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 2 роки тому +25

    I love his mutants. They seem friendly.

  • @lykan2
    @lykan2 2 роки тому +17

    JUST LOOK AT THESE WIRES!

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 2 роки тому +9

    8:19
    "The Death Clock!"
    *Death Metal erupts.*

  • @erinmiller1433
    @erinmiller1433 2 роки тому +8

    If the what-if machine existed, I’d be like, “Shut up and take my money!”

  • @shanemcfadden6427
    @shanemcfadden6427 2 роки тому +1

    "Come back in three days, a week at the most." Lol!

  • @Omni_productions22
    @Omni_productions22 2 роки тому +11

    Nobody is going to question the giant lever that summons a lightning strike on your exact location. I mean come on it needs a label at lest

  • @thedazzlingape2006
    @thedazzlingape2006 2 роки тому +1

    "hello!"
    "Bonjour!"
    *"Crazy Gibberish!!"*
    thats my favourite

  • @ginantsfan5
    @ginantsfan5 2 роки тому +2

    " I'm not your grandpa your my uncle from the year 2000!!!!!"👴👨‍🔬🦠🤖🧬💊🔬🔭🚀🛸🌌🪐

  • @christopherhaynes8101
    @christopherhaynes8101 Рік тому +3

    0:29 anyone else traumatically triggered when a guy in a white coat yells this

  • @ravent2631
    @ravent2631 2 роки тому +4

    My favourite crazy old man

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 2 роки тому +5

    "... It's not always a burp..." 😂

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 2 роки тому +5

    9:15 “If by allow, you mean force” 😂

  • @EchoesDistant
    @EchoesDistant 2 роки тому +7

    1:50 always cracked me up.

  • @tomf3150
    @tomf3150 2 роки тому +7

    "Incomprehensible dead language" mon cul !

  • @laurajackson1303
    @laurajackson1303 2 роки тому +2

    I want the cool-o-meter. He invented a pointy rock in a stick lol. Who ask machine was funny. Amy, no Leela 🤣🤣. And the freewill part was hilarious

  • @mr.rad-guy3767
    @mr.rad-guy3767 2 роки тому +33

    Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt

  • @hamaljay
    @hamaljay 2 роки тому +4

    It's not always a burp. - Farnsworth

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 2 роки тому +3

    Someday... A crossover with Farnsworth and Rick Sanchez meeting.
    Someday...

  • @frankmills6226
    @frankmills6226 2 роки тому +20

    6:30 Shotgun's lap!!

  • @itsinviscitellal
    @itsinviscitellal 2 роки тому +57

    He knows about French culture and France is still a country but apparently French is dead as a spoken language

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +12

      Ooo, continuity with Star Trek, since Picard is a Frenchman but is the most English man you can imagine.

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 2 роки тому +2

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 that always baffled me

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 роки тому +2

      He also has a gargoyle son that speaks French

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 роки тому +1

      @@honzasenbauer612 Patrick Stewart tried to do a French accent during early recordings for the pilot.
      It was so bad that they just gave up.

    • @Cuetlaxcuapatecatl
      @Cuetlaxcuapatecatl 2 роки тому

      They way things are developing with massive immigration. French will be a living language for many centuries to come as is spoken in all inhabited continents. But France as a country with that particular frenchness will not last too long

  • @arragon5481
    @arragon5481 Рік тому +1

    I love that Farnsworth was given a lil more of an energetic personality.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому +4

    10:15 "Why do I even have that switch?"

  • @amitaikatz5929
    @amitaikatz5929 2 роки тому +24

    3:00
    "Umm… uhh… er… Amy!"
    *Gasp*
    "I mean, Leela!"
    "Oh!"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @zidanehadeed9229
      @zidanehadeed9229 2 роки тому +1

      I laughed too much for this. 😂

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 2 роки тому

      It did seem like that machine was just phoning it in XD

  • @Imdisappointed
    @Imdisappointed Рік тому +2

    8:44 I needed to watch that again

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 2 роки тому +7

    OMG the look on the dog's face... I can't even 😂😂😂

  • @Jaydove2387
    @Jaydove2387 2 роки тому +6

    Farnsworth's time machine reminds me of the Epoch from Chrono Trigger.

  • @Reggie757
    @Reggie757 2 роки тому +3

    The Professor knows what it means to Protect Ya Neck.

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 2 роки тому +5

    3:42 This was the saddest episode ever.

  • @leociresi4292
    @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +3

    Here’s my drawer, where I keep various lengths of wire!🤣

  • @MilkyAdventure
    @MilkyAdventure 2 роки тому

    So genius this series , I’ve watched it 4 times already and the jokes are so good

  • @LisaVGG
    @LisaVGG 2 роки тому +47

    Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring

    • @lollybowser
      @lollybowser 2 роки тому +42

      Are you saying his assorted lengths of wire were boring???

    • @LisaVGG
      @LisaVGG 2 роки тому +13

      @@lollybowser well…he felt like just an old man instead of the crazy madman he is now

    • @LTl3tt3rs
      @LTl3tt3rs 2 роки тому +43

      @@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said:
      "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 роки тому +8

      You mean they took his brilliant subtle character traits and made them obvious and ridiculous?

    • @dimetrodon2250
      @dimetrodon2250 2 роки тому +2

      @@DiggitySlice That tends to happen to cartoon characters in many series

  • @TarotTanja
    @TarotTanja 2 роки тому +2

    I NEED that memory ray!

  • @serisak
    @serisak 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine if the finglonger was an actual thing tho that would be insane

    • @ihcfn
      @ihcfn 2 роки тому +8

      We can dream!

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 Рік тому

      I’d prefer the 4th dimensional intake manifold!

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 2 роки тому +1

    "I can't swallow that"
    "Well then good news, it's a suppository"

  • @phineas81707
    @phineas81707 2 роки тому +23

    The neutrino radiation is dangerous? I don't know how he's done it.

    • @ianmorse9381
      @ianmorse9381 2 роки тому +10

      Easy. You just need enough neutrinos.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому

      That's why such technology is illegal.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +1

      I guess when there's enough of it to use it for imaging, it's a different story

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому

      These are F-neutrinos.

  • @Cydoniaaa
    @Cydoniaaa 2 роки тому +10

    If you think about it the most useless invention was the death clock because the way the series ended will have their lives going for an eternity making the planet express crew basically semi immortal
    UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN 🏃🏻‍♂️

  • @sukuruchan
    @sukuruchan 2 роки тому +43

    GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

    • @roberthardesty4133
      @roberthardesty4133 2 роки тому +4

      I don't like the sound of that...

    • @sukuruchan
      @sukuruchan 2 роки тому +3

      @@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device

    • @redbrachydios
      @redbrachydios 2 роки тому +1

      Uh oh. That never means good news!

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +1

      Does everyone like good news?
      Then, Good news, everyone!

  • @Panzerman65
    @Panzerman65 11 місяців тому +1

    “Good news everyone, I’m a horses butt!”
    “I am!?, that’s not good news at all”