Galactus Kinda Sucks

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  • @Solidjj
    @Solidjj  3 місяці тому +11576

    Actually Galactus “eats planets” by sucking up their life energy via technology? Read a comic bro…

  • @realGalactus
    @realGalactus 3 місяці тому +6959

    I’m so hungry I could eat several million horses.

    • @boogerhead199
      @boogerhead199 3 місяці тому +397

      ok but what if we gave you 1 horse but in like really big sandwich form

    • @wuhoh5277
      @wuhoh5277 3 місяці тому +115

      Galactus you've been here since 2014 why haven't you eaten us yet

    • @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall
      @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall 3 місяці тому +91

      @@wuhoh5277 hes getting to it

    • @realGalactus
      @realGalactus 3 місяці тому +121

      @@boogerhead199 What if your mother finally said she loved you once but like in a really big sentence

    • @boogerhead199
      @boogerhead199 3 місяці тому +36

      @@realGalactus what if i had a really big noose

  • @VoiceoverRequiem
    @VoiceoverRequiem 3 місяці тому +6751

    Galactus strikes me as a big nerd same as his voice actor thanks for having me on bby grl

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 місяці тому +18

      Lool

    • @AnimateTheArts
      @AnimateTheArts 3 місяці тому +9

      frr

    • @dude_thats_rowin
      @dude_thats_rowin 3 місяці тому +8

      Aww

    • @cearlach32
      @cearlach32 3 місяці тому +9

      You should see the parody/omash in Ben 10 Omniverse he is just a super powerful nerd in a flying chair

    • @Zeropointill
      @Zeropointill 3 місяці тому +22

      dude you sound like Abe Lincoln's ghost from Venture Bros.

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 3 місяці тому +4703

    If Purple Galactus was there, they would be done for.

    • @realGalactus
      @realGalactus 3 місяці тому +369

      Hey babe

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 місяці тому +142

      @@realGalactusI’m surprised you didn’t say “You rang?”

    • @realGalactus
      @realGalactus 3 місяці тому +264

      @@TheRealNormanBates What is this to you, some kind of avenger endgame?

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 3 місяці тому +45

      @@realGalactus NO WAY

    • @HolyStarling198
      @HolyStarling198 3 місяці тому +62

      @@realGalactuscan you get rid of New Jersey FIRST? Then maybe England or something

  • @ElectricalMatthew
    @ElectricalMatthew 3 місяці тому +3365

    3:28 he can still eat New Jersey but he’s probably not going to feel well after eating it

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 3 місяці тому +70

      I mean hr can but...
      Why would he

    • @noemichaelnebrida4046
      @noemichaelnebrida4046 3 місяці тому

      That's....a good point.​@@dumbidea1007

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 3 місяці тому +85

      Theres too much gabagool in New Jersey

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 3 місяці тому +60

      It takes a spetric ston of fentanyl for him to get high.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 місяці тому +19

      We'll allow it, but it probably tastes bad.

  • @Ragnarok_1218
    @Ragnarok_1218 3 місяці тому +546

    Galactus canonically has depression because he sometimes eats planets with life and hes like "Damn it i never asked for this"

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion 3 місяці тому +115

      And he's lonely, too. The Heralds aren't just to find him planets to eat, he likes the company and considers the Fantastic Four his friends.
      "The Tick" (naturally) ran with this where Tick ends up on Omnipotus during a trip to space and helps him with things like rubbing his sore feet and a small planet stuck in his ear while getting a ride back to Earth. Tick convinces Omnipotus to spare Earth by agreeing to be be his friend and "only" taking a bite out of the moon before he leaves.

    • @zawarudo497
      @zawarudo497 3 місяці тому +48

      not just sometimes, the planet has to have life for it to sustain him

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch 3 місяці тому +68

      _Ahhh,_ comics...
      The only place they'll try to make a literal planet eating monstrosity seem 'sympathetic'

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x 3 місяці тому +26

      @@PeteTheGrouch Like, it never occurred to him to just accept starvation and NOT eat trillions of people.

    • @tortoiseoflegends4466
      @tortoiseoflegends4466 3 місяці тому

      @@PeteTheGrouch Galactus isn't just a hungry asshole who eats planets to keep himself alive. It's implied that the energy he consumes is for the next Big Bang once our universe dies out; Galactus will burn himself up causing it and creating life. Without Galactus, existence would just end at that point.
      The "hunger" he feels is basically a quota from the universe, torturing him until he consumes enough energy to fulfill it.

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 3 місяці тому +272

    Honestly, I thought for a moment at the beginning there was going to be a twist where it was a big misunderstanding. He isn’t traveling planet to planet to devour them, he was traveling planet to planet to devour all dishes that exist on a planet. He’s just a chill guy wanting to taste all foods a planet has to offer.

    • @mattmedrala1947
      @mattmedrala1947 3 місяці тому +18

      Would've been funnier.

    • @Yusis-o7d
      @Yusis-o7d 3 місяці тому +18

      So an oversized Beerus? I dig it!

    • @KENSHIROez3260
      @KENSHIROez3260 10 годин тому

      This need to be an actual story

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 3 місяці тому +4047

    JJ got a DC sponsorship
    I’m so proud of our little fighter!

    • @KingNoctisLucis
      @KingNoctisLucis 3 місяці тому +71

      Little warrior

    • @saccorhytus
      @saccorhytus 3 місяці тому +56

      our cutie pie

    • @l-x-10
      @l-x-10 3 місяці тому +44

      he really solid snaked j double j

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 3 місяці тому +8

      Our wittle cuddwy wumpus!

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 3 місяці тому +82

      "Remember, if DC sponsor this, this is canon"
      *Golden ending unlocked*

  • @Misclickt
    @Misclickt 3 місяці тому +1728

    Can't wait for the sequel in 60 human years.

    • @Fodkdj
      @Fodkdj 3 місяці тому +90

      For me, that’s just 59 human years

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 3 місяці тому +21

      Sadly i won't be able to see it...
      Cause my internet plan will only last for 59 human years, and with these prices i'm not gonna keep paying to renew it

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 3 місяці тому +18

      Galactus doesn't use human messages, he uses 60 spuman spears

    • @thatOneViewer1856
      @thatOneViewer1856 3 місяці тому +5

      *spequel

  • @cinnaqua
    @cinnaqua 3 місяці тому +46

    "60 human years are but only 50 of my own" is one of the funniest lines in the whole channel lmao

  • @MagnumCarta
    @MagnumCarta 3 місяці тому +805

    His weakness is dairy, btw. Galactus is galactose intolerant.

    • @MildWilliam
      @MildWilliam 2 місяці тому +14

      Excellent.

    • @spasebar
      @spasebar 2 місяці тому +60

      The Milky Way Galaxy is safe!

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 2 місяці тому +35

      The fact that galactose is the real name of an actual sugar is absurd.

    • @dispatch-indirect9206
      @dispatch-indirect9206 2 місяці тому +16

      @@alansmithee419 And lactose is just glucose and galactose, so it really is in dairy.

    • @marioesands8956
      @marioesands8956 2 місяці тому +2

      Underrated comment

  • @Pillow5816
    @Pillow5816 3 місяці тому +487

    "Uhh I'll have one planet please. One with everything. Thanks."

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 3 місяці тому +10

      sure jupiter is that way go nuts

    • @zaphero5518
      @zaphero5518 3 місяці тому

      @t84t748748t6
      Nonononono not that one! We need that one for protecting Earth from big Asteroids! Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune should be free, though.

    • @Dark_Jaguar
      @Dark_Jaguar 3 місяці тому +23

      Wait no Jupiter apparently helps protect us from random meteors and stuff? Have uh... have Pluto. That one's been mopey since the demotion.

    • @jrichardson6048
      @jrichardson6048 3 місяці тому +17

      I'll have 5 planets. And 5 more planets.
      And don't give me 10. I'll know the difference.

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 3 місяці тому +9

      "Hold the New Jersey"

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 3 місяці тому +742

    Hey Galactus is doing a damn galactic service, you don’t see him slacking off like Beerus does. Eating planets is hard work and *GALACTUS IS A PROFESSIONAL!*

    • @scopilio13
      @scopilio13 3 місяці тому +9

      BEEG Yoshi! ya know, he's sittin there...

    • @realGalactus
      @realGalactus 3 місяці тому

      @@bigyoshi5170 I learned everything I know about planetary consumption on Skillhare.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 3 місяці тому +89

      I mean, dude is considerate enough to wait until he's almost dying of hunger to go and eat a world, practically every time, and also sends them notice to evacuate beforehand, pretty much entirely out of consideration for the people of the world he's about to eat.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 3 місяці тому +33

      I need a comic panel were galactus meet beerus and just bond over being purple

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 місяці тому +28

      @@painvillegaming4119 All the best characters are purple: Raven, Widowmaker, Ayane, Juri, Mileena, Blaze the cat, Twilight Sparkle, Giorno, Spyro, Waluigi...

  • @risel56
    @risel56 3 місяці тому +594

    A solid jj video NOT sponsored by Gamer Supps? Has the curse finally been lifted?

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 3 місяці тому +99

      Don't jinx it or the next episode will be sponsored by better help.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 3 місяці тому +48

      ​@@tach5884True curse would be sponsored by Established Titles.

    • @Oddmanoutre
      @Oddmanoutre 3 місяці тому +21

      @@richardarriaga6271 Better Established Supps.

    • @RafelChip
      @RafelChip 3 місяці тому +2

      Hooray

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 3 місяці тому +636

    2:42 It's probably spanglish mixed with some alien language, like french

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 місяці тому +50

      You mean Sprench?

    • @EdgeLie
      @EdgeLie 3 місяці тому +6

      span-ish en-glish

    • @TheOddMan1997
      @TheOddMan1997 3 місяці тому

      Whaaat? What are you talking about, we're not aliens! Could you imagine? Haha! Absolutely nonsensical!
      ... Seigneur suprême Croissant, ils nous ont démasqués ! Nous devons exécuter la prochaine phase maintenant ! Envoyez les baguettes anals ! Leurs simples esprits seront bientôt sous notre contrôle ! Rohohohohohohoooo !!!

    • @jkid1134
      @jkid1134 3 місяці тому +14

      (the sp stands for space)

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 3 місяці тому +2

      Mate hate to breach it to you but theoretically french is the compromise between them just look at France right there b
      Between England and Spain

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er 3 місяці тому +143

    No one else seemed to make the comment so I will: there is a comic where aunt May becomes the silver surfer and ends up baking planet sized cakes for Galactus to eat

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 3 місяці тому +5

      How would you bake it without the outside burning before the inside is finished baking? Does it just cause a crust?

    • @GrumpyTy34er
      @GrumpyTy34er 3 місяці тому +8

      @@ninjalectualx no idea. It's a weird What If story. Maybe a water bath to partially steam it?

    • @Greyfoxdbz18
      @Greyfoxdbz18 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@ninjalectualxI think an oven scaled up to accomodate a planet sized cake might follow the same rules as conventional ovens and conventional cakes. Though the energy to power such an oven could probably feed Galactus on its own.

    • @jamesshadeslayer3395
      @jamesshadeslayer3395 3 місяці тому +2

      @@GrumpyTy34er no she lead him to a planet that looked like a Twinkie that had some being that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy also it was an April fool's episode from what I remember

    • @Mgl1206
      @Mgl1206 Місяць тому +1

      … comics are just official fanfics change my mind

  • @dragonblaster-vu8wz
    @dragonblaster-vu8wz 3 місяці тому +38

    I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Batman doesn't know which Robin died (or that he had one still alive) or that Galactus wants to eat only New Jersey

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 місяці тому +2

      I wouldn't say he wants to...

  • @redshankyman4181
    @redshankyman4181 3 місяці тому +39

    Every other part of Earth he wanted to eat out of hunger.
    But New Jersey... he wanted to eat that out of spite.

  • @vasilybullock7967
    @vasilybullock7967 3 місяці тому +1539

    Can we see iron man fight Magneto?

    • @stewartgames6697
      @stewartgames6697 3 місяці тому +199

      You ever take some tinfoil and crumble it into a shiny little ball?

    • @Thatguy-v4z
      @Thatguy-v4z 3 місяці тому +36

      This. Make this top comment. We need to see a skit of this.

    • @Jayjay0829
      @Jayjay0829 3 місяці тому +111

      That's unfair. Tony will just make Wood Man

    • @cyberggos9957
      @cyberggos9957 3 місяці тому +64

      "so how did magneto not manipulate your armor?"
      "It's fucking gold titanium alloy, I'm not jus iron"
      Unless old school Iron man is actually jus iron xD

    • @MegaDrain
      @MegaDrain 3 місяці тому +12

      emphasis on "fight"

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 3 місяці тому +84

    Galactus is like Beerus; Feed him well and he’ll leave you be.

    • @Ash-Winchester
      @Ash-Winchester 3 місяці тому +8

      I'd say moro is more like galactus.

  • @AdamSwyvern101
    @AdamSwyvern101 3 місяці тому +671

    Leaked footage of the fantastic four movie lookin lit 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @Thatguy-v4z
    @Thatguy-v4z 3 місяці тому +74

    0:28 Oh gosh I was NOT expecting that 💀

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 3 місяці тому +46

    Next episode: Galactus is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
    Or as he calls it, spiabetes.

  • @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
    @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform 3 місяці тому +28

    If only the fantastic four had a horse nearby… that’ll surely satisfy his hunger.

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 3 місяці тому +389

    Holy skit, female voice actors?!

    • @AutumnWoodham
      @AutumnWoodham 3 місяці тому +103

      Wonder Woman: *shocked expression in lack of a voice actress*

    • @autismsings8848
      @autismsings8848 3 місяці тому +18

      sad to see solidjj go woke and employ WOMEN : /

    • @atlasgraham154
      @atlasgraham154 3 місяці тому +8

      @@autismsings8848 It may only start with one, chums, but where will it end? Two? Dare I say... THREE?!
      If there is a worse timeline, then I fear we may be in it!

  • @Blackarooni
    @Blackarooni Місяць тому +14

    1:04 I legitimately thought he was just going to stop at 8 and the punchline was going to be that everyone's trying to figure how much 8 really was

  • @TherealLEGOMan64TheGoat
    @TherealLEGOMan64TheGoat 3 місяці тому +347

    2:56 that’s Darth Vader

    • @BamaMophi
      @BamaMophi 3 місяці тому +24

      Or is Darth Vader the Legion of Doom?

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@BamaMophi That's why he's so evil cause so many supervillains are running around in his head

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@BamaMophi Pretty sure Super Friends came out before Star Wars, so, yeah

    • @villekokko9943
      @villekokko9943 3 місяці тому +11

      "Meanwhile, at Darth Vader."

    • @cousinpatsey2471
      @cousinpatsey2471 3 місяці тому +2

      I think it's closer to Dark Laser from Fairly Odd Parents.

  • @white_birb
    @white_birb 3 місяці тому +7

    2:06 "Yeah fuck it, Let's give it a shot" 😂🤣

  • @mitsvanmitsvanio6106
    @mitsvanmitsvanio6106 3 місяці тому +21

    0:32 Galactu's "Enough of This" sounds like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes.

  • @mrm20x6
    @mrm20x6 2 місяці тому +9

    This is actually pretty much how Squirrel Girl stopped Galactus from eating Earth.

  • @angusmcfife
    @angusmcfife 3 місяці тому +311

    solid jj sponsored by DC????
    preposterous!

    • @RogueCheepSheep
      @RogueCheepSheep 3 місяці тому +26

      Technically Cryptozoic since they make the DC Deck Building Game with the DC license

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@RogueCheepSheepStill very impressive

    • @jesusmora9379
      @jesusmora9379 3 місяці тому +24

      and on a marvel video!

  • @aubreyholdinggun
    @aubreyholdinggun 3 місяці тому +102

    1:31 puberty speedrun

    • @roibeard94
      @roibeard94 3 місяці тому +7

      Hahaha I thought I was hearing a few cracks there 😅

    • @johndawson6057
      @johndawson6057 3 місяці тому

      I caught that too😂😂😂

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 місяці тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @DarthWampa_
    @DarthWampa_ 3 місяці тому +12

    Galactus: "Yea, Fuck it. Let's give it a shot."
    😂

  • @MrMToomey
    @MrMToomey 3 місяці тому +53

    1:58 Isnt this literally what they did in the comics. Like they asked, "have you tried NOT eating planets."

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 3 місяці тому +8

      Did any of them offer to make a big burger? I think not!

    • @InternetScanner-u8c
      @InternetScanner-u8c 3 місяці тому +11

      I'm pretty sure what happened in the comics is that the Watcher told the FF to send the Human Torch on a cosmic space vacation to go to Galactus' space ship to get a universe-destroying space pistol and take it back to Earth in order to threaten to shoot Galactus with it so he goes away on the offchance that Reed might actually pull the trigger. You know, like a superhero does.

  • @Whale-xq6yw
    @Whale-xq6yw 3 місяці тому +59

    Nobody realizing jj literally got sponsored by a company whos officially partnered with dc? Like an actual official DC SPONSORED COLAB WHY ARE WE NOT CONGRATULATING OUR BOY

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 місяці тому +3

      and somehow they're on kickstarter

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado 3 місяці тому

      ironically on a Marvel skit

    • @Whale-xq6yw
      @Whale-xq6yw 3 місяці тому +1

      @@vorshack8968 I was the first to mention it bucko, when I posted this there were 7 comments.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Whale-xq6yw Then why would you wonder that nobody had commented on it?

    • @Whale-xq6yw
      @Whale-xq6yw 3 місяці тому

      @@stevenschnepp576 bc it's not even a 3 min video the ad read is a significant portion of it and none of the 7 had commented on it. Y'all need to get a life lmao I'm congratulating a creator I enjoy

  • @tech34756
    @tech34756 3 місяці тому +9

    Now I'm just imagining Galactus grabbing a knife and fork and slowly eating the planet bit by bit as people just watch.

  • @spacethegamer6426
    @spacethegamer6426 3 місяці тому +95

    When Superman said "Robin died" I accidentally managed to say "Which one?" in unision with Batman, I am getting way too corrupted by those sketches by now

  • @marscaleb
    @marscaleb 3 місяці тому +35

    "You were the first ones who spoke English"
    That's where I lost it.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 3 місяці тому +62

    2:36 eh, if it really was then all those other planets would have been spared

  • @theultimateg.1109
    @theultimateg.1109 3 місяці тому +46

    3:27: hilarious last detail

    • @blackidna
      @blackidna 2 місяці тому +2

      haha junk food joke

    • @okaywegood
      @okaywegood 27 днів тому

      Why would anyone want to eat radioactive waste lol

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 3 місяці тому +106

    At this point Wonder Woman must be in shambles. Every woman has a voice actor, even her parallel evil version. It's almost like some god willed the one time she actually spoke out of existence.

  • @catlord2395
    @catlord2395 3 місяці тому +5

    Bro’s so hungry he doesent even leave any crust when he’s done

  • @unemptysoul
    @unemptysoul 3 місяці тому +48

    Wait... A DC ad on a Marvel centric parody video. Is... Is... this also a joke? Jokeception? Drinking too much gamer drinks perhaps

  • @PauperoftheFishies
    @PauperoftheFishies 3 місяці тому +7

    "You speak English" actually made me laugh out loud

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 3 місяці тому +11

    "And Aquaman I guess"
    The roast will never end

  • @propane_salesman
    @propane_salesman 12 днів тому +2

    Satisfying a primordial cosmic being who feeds on planets by just feeding him a planet-sized burger sounds like a legitimate solution they'd come up with in a silver age Superman comic

  • @narcisraiciu6919
    @narcisraiciu6919 3 місяці тому +5

    I like how Galactus was confused by Silver Surfer wearing clothes.

  • @DarthTach
    @DarthTach 3 місяці тому +1

    1:09 Props man, for using the 1953 War of the Worlds Martian Heat Ray sound effect! Glad to see someone respects the classics!

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 3 місяці тому +112

    Okay but the earth being eaten over the coarse of 50 years would actually suck because of how little of it we need to survive. The earth's crust is equal to .5% of the earth's mass, meaning Galactus would render earth little more than a sea of lava in about 90 days, aka about three months. Since so little of that is JUST the surface, I doubt we'd all last a week.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 місяці тому +32

      Nah, it takes years because he keeps getting violently ill trying to drink the oceans first. Rather get it out sooner than later.

    • @reginaldwooster235
      @reginaldwooster235 3 місяці тому +5

      Maybe he could start with the middle

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 3 місяці тому +10

      @@reginaldwooster235 Well that's even worse because of ultraquakes. caused by the planet falling into itself unevenly. (My source is I made it the f)

    • @pugofwarbr
      @pugofwarbr 3 місяці тому +2

      @@reginaldwooster235 maybe he can just dig in one point, after reaching lava he would just keep drinking

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 6 днів тому +1

    Thats kind of terrifying tho, imagine something slowly eating the planet that cannot be killed or destroyed...

  • @GridDweller77
    @GridDweller77 3 місяці тому +116

    I think jj upped his game with the music choice

  • @TheElevatedOnee
    @TheElevatedOnee 3 місяці тому +115

    2:13 🚨 🚨 MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED 🚨 🚨

    • @LJ-hk4tv
      @LJ-hk4tv 3 місяці тому +10

      Okay so fix it.

    • @Tortue2006
      @Tortue2006 3 місяці тому +5

      what spelling mistake? no seriously, which spelling mistake? I don't see any

    • @TheElevatedOnee
      @TheElevatedOnee 3 місяці тому +16

      @@Tortue2006”enitre planets”

    • @Tortue2006
      @Tortue2006 3 місяці тому +7

      @@TheElevatedOnee ah, I see it now, I was looking at the wrong frame

    • @denimtildeath
      @denimtildeath 3 місяці тому +7

      You missed the one 20 seconds in. "Messanger"

  • @BlueKnight931
    @BlueKnight931 3 місяці тому +18

    2:20 Let's go everything can be solved in english except math cause that's number's

  • @Ichiyama22
    @Ichiyama22 3 місяці тому +2

    - be Solidjj
    - accept sponsorship deal with DC
    - put ad in Marvel video

  • @NoahBridgesSonicLord
    @NoahBridgesSonicLord 3 місяці тому +50

    1:07 Is "spinches" even a word?

    • @NoahBridgesSonicLord
      @NoahBridgesSonicLord 3 місяці тому +10

      2:42 Galactus speaks "spenglish"?

    • @ThermalVoid
      @ThermalVoid 3 місяці тому +11

      Now it is!
      Because Galactus said so.

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ThermalVoid😅😅😅😅

    • @TheAwesomePikachu
      @TheAwesomePikachu 3 місяці тому +13

      Space inches lol

    • @AnnabBay
      @AnnabBay 3 місяці тому +7

      Just about to type that-glad someone else thinks it is space inches, too

  • @pyrielt
    @pyrielt 3 місяці тому +14

    I wouldn't let him eat New Jersey, he forgot the magic word for that.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 3 місяці тому +12

    It's... complicated. Marvel forgot to update lore on Galactus and Phoenix in like 60 years, I guess?😅
    Galactus eats potential "lifeforce" hence planets can't be terraformed back.
    Meanwhile Phoenix is powered by energy pool of ALL lifeforce, existing and potential meaning that in Marvel at certain point new generations just stop being born no matter how hard you try or technology you use. And Phoenix steals power from this pool. Meaning every time Jean uses Phoenix powers, a potential generation gets deleted😅
    Wtf, right?

  • @aaritmitra625
    @aaritmitra625 3 місяці тому +24

    At least he's not a big stupid cloud

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 3 місяці тому +70

    Galactus grew in full power just for them to perceive him 💀🤣🤣
    Silver Surfer being just as shocked as the Fantastic Four about the whole burger/sandwich suggestion had me rollin 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 3 місяці тому +7

    2:02 - just make Aunt May your Herald and she’ll make some Power Cosmic-flavored Hostess Fruit Pies!

  • @springheeledjackofthegurdi2117
    @springheeledjackofthegurdi2117 3 місяці тому +14

    I thought hostess Twinkies were the only thing besides planets that slate his hunger? (seriously look it up it's a trip)

  • @Furluge
    @Furluge 3 місяці тому +3

    3:27 - "Can I still eat New Jersey?"
    Only if you want to get food poisoning and be on the toilet for the next millennium.

  • @OverlyPositiveFanboy
    @OverlyPositiveFanboy 3 місяці тому +3

    This video would have been even more accurate if Galactus had suddenly turned purple with zero explanation.

  • @klausbaudelaire5754
    @klausbaudelaire5754 3 місяці тому +3

    "But a spec in my life."
    He means a sec. Spenglish is hard.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 3 місяці тому +3

    Some guy: "I'm so hungry..."
    A horse: *"How hungry?"*
    Galactus: *"Not as hungry as I!"*

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 місяці тому +2

    Galactus: Destroys to fail to satiate his literally insatiable hunger.
    Unicron: Destroys because he is destruction incarnate.

  • @wx7fm
    @wx7fm 3 місяці тому +6

    Eating the earth in 60 years is still super impressive
    The mass of the earth is 5.972×10^24 kg, so that's how much he Galactus here can eat in 60 years. Divide that number by 60, and then by 365, and you'll find out that he can eat 2.727×10^20 kg per day
    For reference, Pluto is only 1.309×10^22 kg, which is roughly 48 times Galactus's daily ingest. If you look up a size comparison of Pluto to Earth, you'll see that that'd be a *huge* chunk to take out. I don't know if humanity would be able to survive the impact of that, and that's only about 50 days of it
    So the Fantastic 4 would have a lot less time to stop Galactus than you'd think.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 3 місяці тому +1

      I heard somewhere Russia has more landmass than Pluto.

  • @yourdemiseishere
    @yourdemiseishere 3 місяці тому +4

    I imagine this galactus ate entire planets and ate real food while doing so and just accepted the rocks and lava and dirt as like, bad parts that make the other parts better.

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 3 місяці тому +9

    1:51 Captain Planet where are you??? 🌌📺🦸🏻‍♂️🌎♻️

  • @Conan_the_Based
    @Conan_the_Based 3 місяці тому +8

    McDonalds new menu
    Burger
    Big Mac
    Spurger

  • @3MBG
    @3MBG 3 місяці тому +3

    Was not expecting to see a board game advert here, but here you are. That's actually damned good product placement, far better than the normal stuff you market ;)

  • @notevendead3534
    @notevendead3534 3 місяці тому +1

    "Laughs in green Galactus" made my day fr

  • @alexoblivion9295
    @alexoblivion9295 3 місяці тому +5

    Never forget.
    Marvel published the Toxic Crusaders comic in 1992.
    Tromaville is in New Jersey.
    Galactus is doing us a greater favor than we realize.

  • @EGarrett01
    @EGarrett01 3 місяці тому +1

    I was hoping when it was time to eat the planet, he would pull out a fork and just take out a mouthful from the roof of the building and expect them to be terrified as the million-year process begun.

  • @OrangeOnFire86
    @OrangeOnFire86 3 місяці тому +7

    (Laughs in Green Galactus)

  • @animeking1357
    @animeking1357 3 місяці тому +1

    Now we know why Unicron ate so many planets. He didn't come to earth so he was not offered a very large burger.

  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze 3 місяці тому +3

    Galactus be looking more like the Jolly Green Giant or a very large muscular Shrek

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 3 місяці тому +1

    Green Galactus brought to you by Boomerang and legally distinct from purple Galactus.

  • @aaronliu5023
    @aaronliu5023 3 місяці тому +5

    Ben looks like Garfield at 0:44

  • @zorafails9200
    @zorafails9200 3 місяці тому +1

    My favorite part of this are how the subtitles constantly reminding us he is green

  • @Suthek
    @Suthek 2 місяці тому +3

    Honestly, he only lives from planet to planet because of inefficient calorie intake through raw food. If he cooked his planets before he ate them, he'd get so much more out of every one. He might actually be able to relax for a while or spare a few planets with life on it. Humanity figured that out aeons ago!

  • @Skeletor-REAL
    @Skeletor-REAL 3 місяці тому +2

    “A human year is it a spæck in my life” - green galactus

  • @badbloodkiller3471
    @badbloodkiller3471 3 місяці тому +3

    "Can I still eat New Jersey?" Fantastic Four: "Sure, why not. even the people there don't like it."

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 3 місяці тому

      Kamala Kahn: "He can't eat Jersey! Me and my family live there!"

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 місяці тому +1

      @@legoking6165 everyone: "Please take Jersey"

  • @ethan-not-a-pastafarian
    @ethan-not-a-pastafarian 3 місяці тому +1

    Spider-Man gets nineteen inches of Venom, Fantastic Four gets eight spinches of Green Galactus

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 3 місяці тому +13

    Galactus, please eat New Jersey. Even Kaiba recognize how F--ed up they are.

  • @ehhorve857
    @ehhorve857 3 місяці тому +1

    geez, when is that ambulance gonna get there? it's been driving all DAY from the sounds of it.

  • @jocaleb0236
    @jocaleb0236 3 місяці тому +4

    It's the guy in the jimmy and Timmy power hour thing I love this guy!

    • @DawgBarkz
      @DawgBarkz 3 місяці тому

      Shirley The Non-Villian Fairy-Power Absorber!

  • @penscrap
    @penscrap 3 місяці тому

    This same cartoon also showed that Greenlactus’ weakness is a lead pipe being thrown at him.

  • @aoc6600
    @aoc6600 3 місяці тому +3

    You should do one where they're all critically thinking about the implications of having their powers like do plastic man or thing age or does human torch add to global warming

  • @galacticgufus
    @galacticgufus 3 місяці тому

    The ad content at the end was seamless, as entertaining as the rest of the video.

  • @scottthesecondcoming
    @scottthesecondcoming 3 місяці тому +4

    i wonder if under the helmet galactus has an actual neck or if it is the same girth as his head so it just looks like he has one elongated head

    • @quelltech
      @quelltech 2 місяці тому +1

      IIRC the human bits are actually an illusion and he's just a mass of cosmic energy under there- y'know, like the Anti-Monitor, but without the meteor baleen teeth.

    • @scottthesecondcoming
      @scottthesecondcoming 2 місяці тому

      @@quelltech the what (i only have surface knowledge of marvel stuff)

  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 3 місяці тому

    "Can I still eat New Jersey?"
    No...but only because I'm concerned about your well-being, Galactus.

  • @WTSD850
    @WTSD850 3 місяці тому +4

    glad you finally switched sponsers you were being a real logan paul dude

    • @WTSD850
      @WTSD850 3 місяці тому +1

      @@vorshack8968 you know selling that unheathly junk to kids

    • @CalvinLee606
      @CalvinLee606 3 місяці тому +3

      @@WTSD850 his videos aren’t really geared towards kids though.
      Especially with that last one about Professor X…

  • @Pierre-z8t
    @Pierre-z8t 19 днів тому +2

    3:21 Hey he actually mentions that Batman has multiple robins

  • @CombatHelm
    @CombatHelm 3 місяці тому +3

    I love the dc ad in the marvel skit

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 10 днів тому +1

    A DC product sponsorship on a Marvel parody video? I love it

  • @FlSKMASTER
    @FlSKMASTER 3 місяці тому +7

    I distinctly recall there being a product placement comic where Spider-Man(?) stops Galactus from eating earth by giving him Snickers

    • @jamesshadeslayer3395
      @jamesshadeslayer3395 3 місяці тому +2

      There's an april fool's that has Aunt May as his herald and she takes him to a planet that looks like a Twinkie with a Pillsbury dough boy looking thing

    • @FlSKMASTER
      @FlSKMASTER 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jamesshadeslayer3395 I think that's the one I was thinking of

  • @ChibiTails
    @ChibiTails 13 днів тому

    the English thing and, before that, "Fuck it let's give it a shot" are both incredible. I think for the latter it's in the picture you used.

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 3 місяці тому +4

    But will Wonder Woman have lines in the card game?

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy 3 місяці тому +1

    Petition to allow Galactus to only eat New Jersey