We Didn't Start The Fire 2020 - Parody of the song by Billy Joel

Since January 1st, the year 2020 has been crazy. I thought I'd describe it to the tune of one of my favorite songs of all time.
Lyrics in Description:
Tulsi Gabbard, Tom Steyer, Bill S. Preston Esquire
Michael Bloomberg, Deval Patrick, Bill de Blasio
Klobuchar, Andrew Yang and the rest of his gang
Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Shikira and J Lo
Impeachment trial of Donald Trump, Wuhan pandemonium
Qassem Soleimani, UK and Gibraltar leave
Out goes Michael Bennet, Bernie Sanders won’t quit
Joe Biden, in the lead, Warren has to concede
We Didn’t Start The Fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We Didn’t Start the Fire
No we didn’t light it
But we’re trying to fight it
Robert Conrad, Andy Gill, epidemic, not a drill
Kirk Douglas, Neil Peart, stimulus check
Kenny Rogers, Joe Diffie, U.S., China, Italy
Yemeni Civil War, oh what a train wreck
James Lipton, Orson Bean, Brady’s got a new team
Spring Breaker Co-eds, They don’t care if it spreads
Great Barrier Reef, Massive coral bleaching
California, New York, trouble in the Persian Gulf
We Didn’t Start The Fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We Didn’t Start the Fire
No we didn’t light it
But we’re trying to fight it
Do not touch your face, stay 6 feet away
Sanitizer, Hygiene, terror COVID-19
Isolation, Hoarding, no planes will be boarding
Stay at Home, Quarantine, waiting for a vaccine
Taliban or tah-li-bahn
Afganistan, Ahf-ghan-i-stahn
Hey news media, pronunciation no-go
Harvey’s doing 23, no NBA or MLB
The planet’s going psycho, more than half a year to go
We Didn’t Start The Fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We Didn’t Start the Fire
No we didn’t light it
But we’re trying to fight it
Netanyahu, Syria, North Macedonia
Olympics, Tokyo, have been postponed
No more climbing Everest, cutting target interest
SOLIDARITY, March Madness not to be
Cancellations everywhere, recession, despair
When will all this go away? Not on Easter Sunday!
We Didn’t Start The Fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We Didn’t Start the Fire
No we didn’t light it
But we’re trying to fight it
Lockdown India and Spain, Donald Trump is back again
After NAFTA, Diabolic Laughter
Schools and Meetings, all online, mental health, decline
All the movie theaters close, when’s it ending, no one knows?
Rocky Johnson, Terry Jones, striking enemies with drones
Humans over 65, trying to keep them all alive
Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks, New York Stock Exchange tanks
Still no TP in the store! I can’t take it anymore!
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn’t start the fire
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