My grandma lived to 106 eating oatmeal every day. I was raised on oatmeal. I do kinda like it, but ain't no way I want to live that long so I rarely eat it.
I ran out of food during a snow storm when I couldn't go nowhere and had some old oatmeal I bought when I first had moved into my apartment. That shyt came in clutch no cap 😂
Gastor is my favorite 'oh shit, its this guy!" comedian. To my shame, I dont look for his work, but when the internet shows me it, Im always like this dude mad funny, just one of the best.
When my mom found out she was diabetic, is was pretty dramatic as well. I found her on the floor of room after she didn't get out of bed one day. She was in a coma for 3 days and her glucose level was 1406. Nobody thought she was gonna make it. But she came out with long lasting effects, no brain damage or anything. It's 15+ years later she's still here🙌
@@theodorerobert6579 because it relates to one of the stories the dude told in the video. Like, tf, did you even watch it, or are you just one of those miserable people who runs straight into the comments?
When my 12 year old was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes (in the ER, in the middle of the night), her blood glucose was so high it didn’t register. Once they got some insulin in her, it dropped down into the 500-600 level where it was measurable.
But how do you cook it without the eggs hatching before you sit down? To really see the magic, you have to pick the eggs out before you cook. Then put them back in right before you eat. So much extra work.
Shit I spoke to soon 😂 didn’t watch the full bit and did prove his damn point I’m to prideful to delete this though Oatmeal still good you just a big nigga
My glucose was 770 when I got tested. Unlike most I felt fantastic. Better than I ever have. I told the doctor he was insane, because a 770 meant I should have been in a coma. So I fasted and we tested again. 560. A1C 13.2. So, yeah, I’m diabetic.
😂😂 love his work and he's right. I had to grow to love oatmeal and I just add stuff to make it less plain (fruits, yogurts, berries, seeds, etc). Even though my great grandma started her day with it everyday, she would still make me silver dollar pancakes😂❤🕊
I grew up on government commodity oatmeal, was a white bag with a string seal, like dogfood. And a big white can with black lettering, Greasey as" Peanut butter". Now i buy brand name but it still is oatmeal.
I love oatmeal but, he's speaking facts. I eat it alone. No one is ever around. Not my girlfriend, whom i share a home with, nor my kids. And they love oatmeal and i never am there when they eat it. Facts 😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVE oatmeal and so do all my children and they only like mine. I’ll buss down on some maple and brown sugar. Now cream of wheat is where I exit stage left
I was waiting for him to somehow tie the oatmeal bit into his jury duty story. Like “there are two kinds of people who like oatmeal: people who can’t chew, and psychos who are wild guilty of murder”.
@@GastorAlmonte ITS EASY TO TELL THE TRUTH. ALSO KNOW THIS IM 59 YEAR OLD BLACK MAN FROM WLA CALI. . ALL COMEDIANS ARE FUNNY BUT 90 PERCENT DO NOT MAKE US LAUGH. YOU SIR ARE PART OF THE 10 THAT MAKE US LAUGH! PLEASE PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING US LAUGH. SALUTE TO YOU !
33 years old, and I've been an Oatmealman for going on 15 years now. Honey and peanut butter will change everything. But it HAS to be consumed alone at a folding table in the dark. Nothing tastes so sweet, warm and comforting in such a cold, cruel world.
Timestamp dude went crazy. You dont need one for every sentence. Love this set tho.
Homie crushing it at work! They are getting promoted soon!
@@GastorAlmonte salute fam. Love your comedy. Hope to see a special soon.
@@millzprime Thanks my g! I'm in the lab cookin!
@@GastorAlmonte ayyye the homies all about to get that oatmeal & mimosa brunch!
omg i didnt see lmao theres 10 in a row about oatmeal 😂😂
My grandma lived to 106 eating oatmeal every day. I was raised on oatmeal. I do kinda like it, but ain't no way I want to live that long so I rarely eat it.
Word on the street is that oatmeal is really bad for you now bc corporations fill it with forever chemicals and it can cause infertility
You get it!
@@GastorAlmonte Sure do. Great set btw.
😂😂😂
😂
“Wild guilty “ 😅
That judge took fridays off lol
We all did!
DumbocRATs..lol
@@GastorAlmonte Love your work - Heavy, high, far!!!
@@Ecojock thanks homie. That’s my favorite piece of work.
Judge got his golf clubs out early Friday 😂
“Oatmeal on me” 😂😂
Nobody would dare! 😂
I eat oatmeal everyday and the algorithm came here with a personal attack lol killer set bro
The algorithm wants better for you 😂
@@GastorAlmonte Omg 😂😂😂
This guy is my favorite. Any time I see him with a set, I'm watching it. His this is not happening stuff and his story about chickens are the best
I too feel personally attacked. But it was funny so Imma let it slide. 😂
I laugh the whole time since 80% of the time it's my breakfast Chopped fruit, 2 slices of bacon and a soft fried egg 👌👌
He’s mad guilty btw 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gastor been having me in tears for years man
Thanks homie!
I feel.
Called out.
I love oat meal.
I am on a budget.
It’s ok. This is a safe space.
Lol😂
Me too. I eat oatmeal at least twice a day. Am I crazy?
I ran out of food during a snow storm when I couldn't go nowhere and had some old oatmeal I bought when I first had moved into my apartment. That shyt came in clutch no cap 😂
9:16 when the realization that I eat oatmeal by myself happened, I bust out laughing❤😂
I thought I was in the clear as a cool oatmealer, but no. He got me when he said, "YOU ALONE!!!" 😂😅
Same.
I see Gastor, I click. It's always gonna land
Bruh. NEW GASTOR is an immediate click
Appreciate the both of y’all!
@@GastorAlmonte shout out to the man himself. Appreciate you Gastor happy to help/rally if you come back to the A.
Facts
Every damn time. I took like 2 yrs off so I could enjoy all his older content again😂
“I don’t see my kids naked no more 😭 🤷🏾♂️”
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 bro I effing died
Hallucinating off orange juice 😂😂
I’ve lived it. It’s cheaper! 😂
He was literally banging on oatmeal 😂😂😂
With my whole heart! 😂
I seem to have a different understanding as to the meaning of that word than you do.
Gastor is my favorite 'oh shit, its this guy!" comedian. To my shame, I dont look for his work, but when the internet shows me it, Im always like this dude mad funny, just one of the best.
When my mom found out she was diabetic, is was pretty dramatic as well. I found her on the floor of room after she didn't get out of bed one day. She was in a coma for 3 days and her glucose level was 1406.
Nobody thought she was gonna make it. But she came out with long lasting effects, no brain damage or anything. It's 15+ years later she's still here🙌
Why did you feel the need to share this with a bunch of strangers on a social media site?
@@theodorerobert6579 because it relates to one of the stories the dude told in the video. Like, tf, did you even watch it, or are you just one of those miserable people who runs straight into the comments?
Great stories lol 660 is CRAZY!!!! Glad you still here, bro!!
Trying to make a pivot. I’ll have a 6pack and get casted in a Marvel film when I’m done! 😂
But if you get cast in marvel, you wont have time for jury duty! 😮@GastorAlmonte
When my 12 year old was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes (in the ER, in the middle of the night), her blood glucose was so high it didn’t register. Once they got some insulin in her, it dropped down into the 500-600 level where it was measurable.
@@kristinweems9894I’m pretty sure that’s child abuse, lol.
I just smashed a bowl of oatmeal watching this with a spoon of peanut butter 😂😂😂
You know what would be better...?! Peanut butter by itself!!!
i put PB in my oatmeal too 🫡
Word that's the only way to eat it. I also crush up nutragrain bars in my oatmeal with peanut butter
What kind of oatmeal or is it homemade? I wanna try it
@@Doob2x just regular quaker oats. but any brand should be just fine. sometimes i put a lil jelly too 🫡 just a lil jelly tho not too much.
Man i been watchin dude since I was a teenager. he don't miss
Appreciate you homie!
@@GastorAlmonte stay blessed 🙏🏿🙏🏿
I love oatmeal 🤷🏾♂️ Guess I’m not a trust worthy human being 😂😂😂
As long as you own it 😂
@@GastorAlmonte 100% 😜😭 I rocks with my brother, keep doing your thing 💪🏾 I wish you good health, and success ✊🏾
No idea how this ended up in my timeline, but I’m a fan now
Gastor is pretty funny. The oatmeal skit was genius. Peep my joints out. They gonna have you on the floor rolling.
This guy killed it 🤣🤣🤣 Great build up and deliveries
Appreciate the love homie!
I'll tear some oatmeal up! 😂
Dude knows how to control the crowd. Real talent.
He's right tho. I love eating oatmeal but I could never eat it by itself.
Respect the honesty!
One of my favorite comedians. I'm always checking for his stand up. 😂
Appreciate that homie! A lot more on the way!
i’m so glad he’s still doing standup man, bro needs a quick special fr
The oatmeal bit, has me questioning if you don’t like Dino oatmeal. The oatmeal with the Dino eggs in em. 😂😂
But how do you cook it without the eggs hatching before you sit down? To really see the magic, you have to pick the eggs out before you cook. Then put them back in right before you eat. So much extra work.
Gastor is on my personal list of favorite comedians of my lifetime. 🙏🏽💯
Thanks for that! Working hard to live up to it!
Gastor will be one one of the greats, bet on that! Oatmeal on me.
I can’t control that. But I promise I’ll keep doing the work. Let’s see where it takes me
Never heard of Gastoe before this video and it’s 12:45 and I’m about to go down a rabbit hole. Great set.
I'm crying because I really can't recall the last time I've seen anyone besides myself eating oatmeal😅😂🤣 it's def in my top 5 picks for breakfast
It’s a lonely meal 😂
You're right, I eat my oatmeal with almond butter and cinnamon and IT'S BEEN AMAZING
Yess💯💯💯
I may need to try this
This brother is hilarious. Gonna go find more of his stuff. His delivery is my jam
Just discovered this guy, his delivery is so good. Funny asf 😂
Love Gastor 😂 love oatmeal too
9:28 I choked up Wingstop through my nose upon hearing this. Worth it.
P.S.
Also an oatmeal eater 😆
Hilarious!!!
You favor Fred Hammond.
“We’ll get to you!” I’m dead 🤣
Not only was I eating oats at the time of watching this but you also perfectly named my oatmeal recipe down to the ingredients. So what's the beef?
You are hilarious! Wish this video was longer!
Hahaha more product coming soon!
Dude you are so smooth with it.
Thanks homie! Just doing what feels real.
@@GastorAlmonte Well it DOES. All the little asides and details within the stories. That's that OOMPH.
Literally found him today and had to go find more content on here🔥🔥
Welcome to the fam!
This is how you do it. Pull no stops. Just wall to wall funny from set up to set down.
dawg never misses 🤣🤣🤣
Appreciate you homie!
The reverse drive by video put me up on Gastor. S/O to the algorithm that day‼️
Thanks homie! I was a youngin in the game then
The thumbnail did NOT prepare me for the oatmeal discussion 😂
curveball!
I love oatmeal, malto meal, cream of rice, cream of wheat 😂😂😂❤
Oh I like this guy a lot. Already was on board, but then the oatmeal rant had me.
"got a promotion, oatmeal on me" I love it
appreciate you!
9:24 : laughed so hard, snot shot out my nose 😂😂😂😂😂
Whatever came out - would still be a better meal than oatmeal 😅
Rhode Island native!! Glad to hear my state on a major platform 🙏🏾
Had a blast at the show!
Great story telling
Thanks homie! That’s the crown I’m coming for!
@@GastorAlmonte hilarious story telling!
He is so aggressive with the oatmeal but I agree 😂
i feel passionate about breakfast!
This guy is hilarious man
My husband sent me here… I see this is an all out attack on oatmeal. He got some explaining to do 😅
My wife and I eat oatmeal together. Not often, but it happens.
This is true love! 😅
Gastorr ❤❤❤❤❤ I can NEVER get enough 😤😤 Netflix!! You need him
Laughed from beginning to end. Excellent set my guy!
Man oatmeal with ground cinnamon, peanut butter and some honey with your choice of fruits is a damn gourmet sustenance meal
Shit I spoke to soon 😂 didn’t watch the full bit and did prove his damn point I’m to prideful to delete this though
Oatmeal still good you just a big nigga
@@KingJ0727 i respect that you own this! 😂😂 thanks for checking it out!
Can’t believe I missed Gaston live right down the road
come through next time!
Re: oatmeal. Dear lord, he’s right!
My glucose was 770 when I got tested. Unlike most I felt fantastic. Better than I ever have.
I told the doctor he was insane, because a 770 meant I should have been in a coma.
So I fasted and we tested again. 560. A1C 13.2. So, yeah, I’m diabetic.
brilliant 😂😂😂
Crazy when u eating oatmeal as u watch this....and you're alone
😂😂 love his work and he's right. I had to grow to love oatmeal and I just add stuff to make it less plain (fruits, yogurts, berries, seeds, etc). Even though my great grandma started her day with it everyday, she would still make me silver dollar pancakes😂❤🕊
Oatmeal - he's telling the WHOLE truth ... Lmbo ... but it works!!! ❤
Oatmeal on me goes hard
My guy nailed the oatmeal thing. I eat it everyday, I'm always alone, and it sucks.
Never been so excited to hear my hometown Providence get shouted out 😂
Could listen to him all day 😂
Hell Yeah Gastor @GastorAlmonte always brings the heat 🙌🏾
Appreciate you homie!
I grew up on government commodity oatmeal, was a white bag with a string seal, like dogfood. And a big white can with black lettering, Greasey as" Peanut butter".
Now i buy brand name but it still is oatmeal.
The by yourself punchline was so good
He was funny lol
Never heard of this guy before, he killed this set!
Never knew you existed 10 minutes ago. Impressive set, my dude!
I love oatmeal but, he's speaking facts. I eat it alone. No one is ever around. Not my girlfriend, whom i share a home with, nor my kids. And they love oatmeal and i never am there when they eat it. Facts 😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVE oatmeal and so do all my children and they only like mine. I’ll buss down on some maple and brown sugar. Now cream of wheat is where I exit stage left
Gastor is my favorite.
Gastor is the best! Love this dude, wish I could see him live
As an oatmeal eater, you right. I'm in the 'sociopath on a budget' category.
I was waiting for him to somehow tie the oatmeal bit into his jury duty story. Like “there are two kinds of people who like oatmeal: people who can’t chew, and psychos who are wild guilty of murder”.
Me watching this while eating oatmeal 👁️👄👁️🥣
Love Gastore!!❤😂
Thanks homie!
Love your comedy. We need more clips from you, homie!
coming soon!
I've never laughed so hard about Oatmeal
Happy to make the bland things exciting!
Found him on Don't Don't Tell Comedy- he's so good
Its 1:30am. My husband is laying next to me. I now want a bowl of just oatmeal. I love it. My mom hated it. 😂
GASTOR . REVERSE DRIVE "BY " WAS AND IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC. FOR THAT ALONE YOU DESERVE YOUR FLOWERS AND CONTINUED SUCCESS. SALUTE!
Thanks my g!
@@GastorAlmonte ITS EASY TO TELL THE TRUTH. ALSO KNOW THIS IM 59 YEAR OLD BLACK MAN FROM WLA CALI. . ALL COMEDIANS ARE FUNNY BUT 90 PERCENT DO NOT MAKE US LAUGH. YOU SIR ARE PART OF THE 10 THAT MAKE US LAUGH! PLEASE PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING US LAUGH. SALUTE TO YOU !
Once I see Gastor's name I stop everything and watch!!!
thanks homie! Much more on the way!
33 years old, and I've been an Oatmealman for going on 15 years now. Honey and peanut butter will change everything. But it HAS to be consumed alone at a folding table in the dark. Nothing tastes so sweet, warm and comforting in such a cold, cruel world.
8/10 set. Really funny, hope he keeps going.
Extremely tight set with a great ending
Loved it
"You're by yourself!!!"😂😂😂
Weird that this popped up as I was at jury duty. Just got dismissed from jury a few minutes after I started watching.
That was incredibly funny! I’m in stitches laughing so hard! Well done sir!
🔥 3:38
good ol adult comedy, 😂😂, good stuff man
Appreciate you homie! Gotta talk about what I’m living.
Cheesy Oatmeal is fire. Will fight for that statement 😂😂😂
great set
Thanks homie!
Hahaha that closer was too funny and a great original take.