My grandma lived to 106 eating oatmeal every day. I was raised on oatmeal. I do kinda like it, but ain't no way I want to live that long so I rarely eat it.
I ran out of food during a snow storm when I couldn't go nowhere and had some old oatmeal I bought when I first had moved into my apartment. That shyt came in clutch no cap 😂
boy i remeber drinking a whole thing of orange juice not understanding how bad that was for my dibetis. those two days i was FUCKED UP. i will hardly ever touch orange juice or orandes except in rare occasions
Gastor is my favorite 'oh shit, its this guy!" comedian. To my shame, I dont look for his work, but when the internet shows me it, Im always like this dude mad funny, just one of the best.
When my mom found out she was diabetic, is was pretty dramatic as well. I found her on the floor of room after she didn't get out of bed one day. She was in a coma for 3 days and her glucose level was 1406. Nobody thought she was gonna make it. But she came out with long lasting effects, no brain damage or anything. It's 15+ years later she's still here🙌
@@theodorerobert6579 because it relates to one of the stories the dude told in the video. Like, tf, did you even watch it, or are you just one of those miserable people who runs straight into the comments?
DAMN DUDE , i didnt think any one could live with that amount. i know how 500's feel but shiiii. Im happy your moms made it through it and is still with you
When my 12 year old was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes (in the ER, in the middle of the night), her blood glucose was so high it didn’t register. Once they got some insulin in her, it dropped down into the 500-600 level where it was measurable.
But how do you cook it without the eggs hatching before you sit down? To really see the magic, you have to pick the eggs out before you cook. Then put them back in right before you eat. So much extra work.
The oatmeal bit was hilarious 😂😂😂 As an oatmeal eater (with milk and sugar, sometimes green grapes, and three fried eggs on the side) I closed my eyes to picture myself eating, like he said, and burst out laughing at the punchline because I was in fact alone 😂😂😂 Also, my mother forced me to eat it when I was four and I've been doing it since
Dude, I just finished jury duty on a felony sexual battery, felony object sexual battery, and felony abduction by force case. The guy was looking at 5-life. At one point the defense attorney was cross examining the first witness and asked her what her Cash App ID was and the witness looked at the judge and asked “Do I have to disclose that information “ and 2 women in the jury went “Oh no, you don’t!” The judge actually threatened them with contempt of court charges, and we’re only about 30 minutes into the case!
😂😂 love his work and he's right. I had to grow to love oatmeal and I just add stuff to make it less plain (fruits, yogurts, berries, seeds, etc). Even though my great grandma started her day with it everyday, she would still make me silver dollar pancakes😂❤🕊
Timestamp dude went crazy. You dont need one for every sentence. Love this set tho.
Homie crushing it at work! They are getting promoted soon!
@@GastorAlmonte salute fam. Love your comedy. Hope to see a special soon.
@@millzprime Thanks my g! I'm in the lab cookin!
@@GastorAlmonte ayyye the homies all about to get that oatmeal & mimosa brunch!
omg i didnt see lmao theres 10 in a row about oatmeal 😂😂
My grandma lived to 106 eating oatmeal every day. I was raised on oatmeal. I do kinda like it, but ain't no way I want to live that long so I rarely eat it.
Word on the street is that oatmeal is really bad for you now bc corporations fill it with forever chemicals and it can cause infertility
You get it!
@@GastorAlmonte Sure do. Great set btw.
😂😂😂
😂
“Wild guilty “ 😅
“Oatmeal on me” 😂😂
Nobody would dare! 😂
Best line of the whole set, lol
I eat oatmeal everyday and the algorithm came here with a personal attack lol killer set bro
The algorithm wants better for you 😂
@@GastorAlmonte Omg 😂😂😂
This guy is my favorite. Any time I see him with a set, I'm watching it. His this is not happening stuff and his story about chickens are the best
I too feel personally attacked. But it was funny so Imma let it slide. 😂
I laugh the whole time since 80% of the time it's my breakfast Chopped fruit, 2 slices of bacon and a soft fried egg 👌👌
I feel.
Called out.
I love oat meal.
I am on a budget.
It’s ok. This is a safe space.
Lol😂
Me too. I eat oatmeal at least twice a day. Am I crazy?
I ran out of food during a snow storm when I couldn't go nowhere and had some old oatmeal I bought when I first had moved into my apartment. That shyt came in clutch no cap 😂
So you don’t really love it 😂😂 if you hit the lottery today you probably would never eat oatmeal again
9:16 when the realization that I eat oatmeal by myself happened, I bust out laughing❤😂
I thought I was in the clear as a cool oatmealer, but no. He got me when he said, "YOU ALONE!!!" 😂😅
Same.
Same! 😂
Yeah, that part had me crying laughing. Had to pause it.
Hallucinating off orange juice 😂😂
I’ve lived it. It’s cheaper! 😂
boy i remeber drinking a whole thing of orange juice not understanding how bad that was for my dibetis. those two days i was FUCKED UP. i will hardly ever touch orange juice or orandes except in rare occasions
I see Gastor, I click. It's always gonna land
Bruh. NEW GASTOR is an immediate click
Appreciate the both of y’all!
@@GastorAlmonte shout out to the man himself. Appreciate you Gastor happy to help/rally if you come back to the A.
Facts
Every damn time. I took like 2 yrs off so I could enjoy all his older content again😂
“I don’t see my kids naked no more 😭 🤷🏾♂️”
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 bro I effing died
He’s mad guilty btw 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gastor been having me in tears for years man
Thanks homie!
Gastor is my favorite 'oh shit, its this guy!" comedian. To my shame, I dont look for his work, but when the internet shows me it, Im always like this dude mad funny, just one of the best.
He was literally banging on oatmeal 😂😂😂
With my whole heart! 😂
I seem to have a different understanding as to the meaning of that word than you do.
When my mom found out she was diabetic, is was pretty dramatic as well. I found her on the floor of room after she didn't get out of bed one day. She was in a coma for 3 days and her glucose level was 1406.
Nobody thought she was gonna make it. But she came out with long lasting effects, no brain damage or anything. It's 15+ years later she's still here🙌
Why did you feel the need to share this with a bunch of strangers on a social media site?
@@theodorerobert6579 because it relates to one of the stories the dude told in the video. Like, tf, did you even watch it, or are you just one of those miserable people who runs straight into the comments?
DAMN DUDE , i didnt think any one could live with that amount. i know how 500's feel but shiiii. Im happy your moms made it through it and is still with you
@@theodorerobert6579are you literally retarded bro?
Dude knows how to control the crowd. Real talent.
Great stories lol 660 is CRAZY!!!! Glad you still here, bro!!
Trying to make a pivot. I’ll have a 6pack and get casted in a Marvel film when I’m done! 😂
But if you get cast in marvel, you wont have time for jury duty! 😮@GastorAlmonte
When my 12 year old was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes (in the ER, in the middle of the night), her blood glucose was so high it didn’t register. Once they got some insulin in her, it dropped down into the 500-600 level where it was measurable.
@@kristinweems9894I’m pretty sure that’s child abuse, lol.
I like how the two sides of the murder issue are "would I murder?" and "I haven't murdered yet"
Man i been watchin dude since I was a teenager. he don't miss
Appreciate you homie!
@@GastorAlmonte stay blessed 🙏🏿🙏🏿
I just smashed a bowl of oatmeal watching this with a spoon of peanut butter 😂😂😂
You know what would be better...?! Peanut butter by itself!!!
i put PB in my oatmeal too 🫡
Word that's the only way to eat it. I also crush up nutragrain bars in my oatmeal with peanut butter
What kind of oatmeal or is it homemade? I wanna try it
@@Doob2x just regular quaker oats. but any brand should be just fine. sometimes i put a lil jelly too 🫡 just a lil jelly tho not too much.
“When your friends come over, do you offer them oatmeal? No!” 😂😂😂 why was this so accurate though?
I'll tear some oatmeal up! 😂
No idea how this ended up in my timeline, but I’m a fan now
Gastor is pretty funny. The oatmeal skit was genius. Peep my joints out. They gonna have you on the floor rolling.
One of my favorite comedians. I'm always checking for his stand up. 😂
Appreciate that homie! A lot more on the way!
This guy killed it 🤣🤣🤣 Great build up and deliveries
Appreciate the love homie!
I love oatmeal 🤷🏾♂️ Guess I’m not a trust worthy human being 😂😂😂
As long as you own it 😂
@@GastorAlmonte 100% 😜😭 I rocks with my brother, keep doing your thing 💪🏾 I wish you good health, and success ✊🏾
Make better choices 🫣🤭
@ 🤣🤣🤣
“We’ll get to you!” I’m dead 🤣
i’m so glad he’s still doing standup man, bro needs a quick special fr
The oatmeal bit, has me questioning if you don’t like Dino oatmeal. The oatmeal with the Dino eggs in em. 😂😂
But how do you cook it without the eggs hatching before you sit down? To really see the magic, you have to pick the eggs out before you cook. Then put them back in right before you eat. So much extra work.
Gastor about to be one of them ONES in the stand up game. Hes so dialed in with his craft rn.
Gastor is on my personal list of favorite comedians of my lifetime. 🙏🏽💯
Thanks for that! Working hard to live up to it!
I love oatmeal, malto meal, cream of rice, cream of wheat 😂😂😂❤
I'm crying because I really can't recall the last time I've seen anyone besides myself eating oatmeal😅😂🤣 it's def in my top 5 picks for breakfast
It’s a lonely meal 😂
He's right tho. I love eating oatmeal but I could never eat it by itself.
Respect the honesty!
The oatmeal bit was hilarious 😂😂😂
As an oatmeal eater (with milk and sugar, sometimes green grapes, and three fried eggs on the side) I closed my eyes to picture myself eating, like he said, and burst out laughing at the punchline because I was in fact alone 😂😂😂
Also, my mother forced me to eat it when I was four and I've been doing it since
Gastor will be one one of the greats, bet on that! Oatmeal on me.
I can’t control that. But I promise I’ll keep doing the work. Let’s see where it takes me
😂😂😂😂 THE OATMEAL POINTS WAS TOO ON POINT 🎯🎯🎯🎯 I still love oatmeal thou
The thumbnail did NOT prepare me for the oatmeal discussion 😂
curveball!
You're right, I eat my oatmeal with almond butter and cinnamon and IT'S BEEN AMAZING
Yess💯💯💯
I may need to try this
9:34 😂😂😂😂😂 not YOU’RE BY YOURSELF!😂😂😂😂
Crazy when u eating oatmeal as u watch this....and you're alone
You are hilarious! Wish this video was longer!
Hahaha more product coming soon!
Not only was I eating oats at the time of watching this but you also perfectly named my oatmeal recipe down to the ingredients. So what's the beef?
Awesome set!! Would love to see him live!!
dawg never misses 🤣🤣🤣
Appreciate you homie!
This was a really good set 😂
This brother is hilarious. Gonna go find more of his stuff. His delivery is my jam
Oh I like this guy a lot. Already was on board, but then the oatmeal rant had me.
"got a promotion, oatmeal on me" I love it
appreciate you!
Laughed from beginning to end. Excellent set my guy!
Never heard of Gastoe before this video and it’s 12:45 and I’m about to go down a rabbit hole. Great set.
Hysterical! Kodiak oatmeal is a game changer. If you have to eat oatmeal it’s really good actually.😂
He is so aggressive with the oatmeal but I agree 😂
i feel passionate about breakfast!
Literally found him today and had to go find more content on here🔥🔥
Welcome to the fam!
Just discovered this guy, his delivery is so good. Funny asf 😂
The reverse drive by video put me up on Gastor. S/O to the algorithm that day‼️
Thanks homie! I was a youngin in the game then
9:24 : laughed so hard, snot shot out my nose 😂😂😂😂😂
Whatever came out - would still be a better meal than oatmeal 😅
Hilarious!!!
You favor Fred Hammond.
Impeccable presence & delivery
I eat oatmeal twice a day. With frozen blueberries. Do I love it? That would be a stretch. But, Gastor - we love your work. KEEP EATING OATMEAL!!!!!
I hate the meal but I’m getting healthier so ima stick with it. Appreciate the kind words
Great story telling
Thanks homie! That’s the crown I’m coming for!
@@GastorAlmonte hilarious story telling!
My wife and I eat oatmeal together. Not often, but it happens.
This is true love! 😅
Rhode Island native!! Glad to hear my state on a major platform 🙏🏾
Had a blast at the show!
That was solid
Gastor is the best! Love this dude, wish I could see him live
New York in the house!!!❤
Yes indeed!
Hell Yeah Gastor @GastorAlmonte always brings the heat 🙌🏾
Appreciate you homie!
I see Gastor! I click gastor! 😂
Dude you are so smooth with it.
Thanks homie! Just doing what feels real.
@@GastorAlmonte Well it DOES. All the little asides and details within the stories. That's that OOMPH.
Gastor is my favorite.
Love your comedy. We need more clips from you, homie!
coming soon!
Gastorr ❤❤❤❤❤ I can NEVER get enough 😤😤 Netflix!! You need him
That was incredibly funny! I’m in stitches laughing so hard! Well done sir!
brilliant 😂😂😂
9:28 I choked up Wingstop through my nose upon hearing this. Worth it.
P.S.
Also an oatmeal eater 😆
i loveee oatmeal!
New Gastor lesssgooooo
I'm Back! Cooking up more too!
Love Gastor 😂 love oatmeal too
This guys a legit great comic. Idk if I’m biased though because I’m from NY so he just sounds like a bro to me 😂😂😂
Hahaha that closer was too funny and a great original take.
9:25 lmaoooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am 😢😅
Hahahahahaha literally making oatmeal as the oatmeal joke started
Art imitates life! 😂
8/10 set. Really funny, hope he keeps going.
Could listen to him all day 😂
Never knew you existed 10 minutes ago. Impressive set, my dude!
This guy is hilarious man
Extremely tight set with a great ending
Loved it
Dude was hilarious!
Oatmeal - he's telling the WHOLE truth ... Lmbo ... but it works!!! ❤
Dude, I just finished jury duty on a felony sexual battery, felony object sexual battery, and felony abduction by force case. The guy was looking at 5-life.
At one point the defense attorney was cross examining the first witness and asked her what her Cash App ID was and the witness looked at the judge and asked “Do I have to disclose that information “ and 2 women in the jury went “Oh no, you don’t!” The judge actually threatened them with contempt of court charges, and we’re only about 30 minutes into the case!
What was the verdict and punishment?
cracking up at the end lmfao
This is how you do it. Pull no stops. Just wall to wall funny from set up to set down.
"You're by yourself!!!"😂😂😂
😂😂 love his work and he's right. I had to grow to love oatmeal and I just add stuff to make it less plain (fruits, yogurts, berries, seeds, etc). Even though my great grandma started her day with it everyday, she would still make me silver dollar pancakes😂❤🕊
Lmfao, bro really went in on oatmeal!!
I love oatmeal, this got me dying 🤣🤣
Loved how funny this was
Thanks homie!
Love Gastore!!❤😂
Thanks homie!
Great set!
Thanks homie!
Never heard of this guy before, he killed this set!
One of my fav comedians lol
great set
Thanks homie!
Great set! 😂