Mon Bazou - Pushup Pandemonium
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Chat, can we talk about the political and economical state of the world right now?
Originally streamed/recorded on April 20th, 2022.
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I'm glad that the "Log Splitter Incident" has now been officially documented on the 2nd channel
he was zonked 100%
One of Jerma's most crazed moments.
It's so funny that he was trying to mock chat for telling him it's a log splitter because "it's tiny", but insisted it was instead a trailer for one to haul things in
Like literally half the thing is hydraulic pump and there's barely a flat spot on it
@@Patrick.Weightman i think he was trying to say it was the part that connects the truck to an actual trailer. idk. the man is deranged
It was really funny but also painful cause I helped my grandpa split wood with that machine and knew exactly what it was.
Jerma drinking coffee while shitting was so WHOLESOME, this absolute SANE PERSON.
1st recorded instance of "Jerma" drinking coffee
this streamer is ZONKED out of his MIND on ZETHAMZHETAMINE
he’s been infected 💀
To be fair he's preparing himself for the massive shit he's about to take since half his diet consists of mayo and espresso.
Sounds like something Deadpool would do. Like the shot starts out on his face as he somehow sips espresso through his mask, drinking it out of a small fancy cup with like gold trim and pink flowers. He goes on this soft spoken introduction to the movie, very eloquent. Then the camera starts to pan out revealing his bare chest, then finally it's revealed he's on the toilet completely naked save for his mask. All the while he keeps up the posh demeanor while sipping espresso, occasionally stopping to tear ass.
Best worst stream of the year (Mon Bazou Meltdown)
Best One Guy Moment (Education Blowjob Guy)
Worst joke (50 fake push ups)
Best freak out (Jerma seeing his own face)
This stream had it all
ballfondler is the best one guy moment
All jerma freak outs are him seeing his face
Ballfondler is best oneguy 2022
And the log splitter incident
@@raphael8951 Best oneguy in human history
"You don't need a map to eat bugs on the ground" is oddly inspiring to me (10:31)
#youdontneedamaptoeatbugsontheground
life's simplest joys require no direction.
sounds like a strange old timey saying
it’s a very Jerma saying in how it implies you asked the ridiculous question first so it makes him look normal for giving an answer
Like no one on earth was assuming you needed a map to eat bugs off the ground. So he’s right, and it’s true, but it also doesn’t mean anything
my great grandpa always said this
I like how he calls the log splitter a "trailer" assuming he would attach it and it does nothing else
everytime I rewatch this video I think about this comment its so fucking funny
that was getting me too lol. yes, Jerma, you *do* attach that end, but what _for?!_
@@LiarJudas666he actually has to be high this stream cause like literally im so confused what his brain thought. I attach it so it’s a trailer. But like what tf does that carry jerma why would you attach it?? Do you not notice it looks completely different from every other trailer you’ve seen. Usually they have room for stuff????? I genuinely don’t get it he has to be either be stoned and a little stupid or it was a drawn out bit
If you watch this entire stream carefully, he *never* goes around the left side of the house - he takes the long way around the entire 8 hours
37:35
@@weirderdolphin9902 That's the right side...
Autism Andy
hes not an ambiturner :(
Zoolander Andy
Ok but are we gonna gloss over the fact Jerma is claiming he drives ~14 hours every day of the week
Honestly I think he's counting all the driving games he plays.
I think he's referring to the amount of time spent driving chat crazy
@@spectra_3005 that sounds more rational
Wouldn’t surprise me tbh
He takes so long to drive because he can't see another car without bursting into laughter
I like how Jerma's survival plan is to basically become Gollum as soon as he enters nature
Makes sense, it's not even that much of a transformation.
Every single time chat ridicules Jerma for not knowing a well known fact:
"YEAH WELL YOU COULD GIVE THIS GAME TO A 90 YEAR OLD MAN AND HE'D BE CONFUSED."
i feel like jerma sometimes, just old and having zero damn understanding of half the stuff this 'chat' says
but yknow, gotta keep with the times, so you nod along and laugh, even if you've heard the joke a thousand times before
well that's the excuse he uses to hide the fact that he's a 90 year old man himself
He’s ANCIENT
@@we-must-live Then you green out on weed and forget if it was a fever dream or a normal jerma stream.
His mental age is equivalent to a 90 year old man
35:48 So nice to see the father and son from The Long Drive finally made it out of the desert and went to disneyland, truly a wholesome bonding experience, though sadly the son lost his voice from drinking all that gasoline.
i think my favorite part of this stream is him going "is this an edit?" and then showing a very obviously edited picture of him on a disney ride @ 55:03
This was probably one of the best non-event streams in a while.
the BeamNG really matches up with it
@@Lonech This was probably one of the best non-Jigsaw streams in a while.
this is my favouritr stream of the year
@@glub4234 Jigsaw-type streams are my favourite streams
We finally know how what Jerma does all week. 7x24= 168. In that time he spends:
56 hours sleeping
8 hours streaming
4 hours eating and pooping
And 100 hours driving in circles.
Those 4 hours are all on the toilet, too.
@@SphereBoxCube Yes. Eating AND pooping.
poop wine
Jerma is a criminal in most US states, and his streams are banned in all the others. The only way he can stream is to live hundreds of miles away from his stream setup and that's why he's always late.
this man IS carbon emissions
listen: we have fun saying “oh haha jerma’s so unhinged” and all. this stream was genuinely unhinged. 10/10
you may be right, I read this while watching the push up bit and now he's crying
true genuine idiocy
This is the most Québec village bro game that I have seen and the way the character swears in a quiet monotone voice makes Jerma's terrible driving even funnier. He's careening off a cliff but the character sounds like he just accidentally dropped his keys.
Every time someone asks to turn the webcam on he turns it on while making an intentionally stupid face, and every time he thinks the face is not real
That's because he doesn't have object permanence. He doesn't recognize his own face.
i... have never split a log, or held an axe, or seen a log splitter, but it took 2 seconds to deduce that the machine was more than its trailer coupler. this is... ADVANCED city slicker. and it's hilarious
I have split wood with an axe and woodsplitter before. It's fun.
He's like IT'S A TRAILER. I mean dude like it's obviously got some sort of other function aside from being able to be towed by something and I'm definitely a city slicker.
i have chopped wood and i couldnt tell if it was or not although i did notice the thing at the top kinda looks like a log splitter
Why do you need 3 dots between i and have
@@lukanxo5353 do you need to do everything that you do?
19:37 Jerma imagines his dream man whenever someone mentions log cutting
new bug doctor lore
Streamer associates wood with abs, pecs and shirtless men.
Jermas dream husband is a jacked 60 year old doctor with flowing wavy hair who is a cyclist, eats bugs and does woodwork
Handsome bug doctor solos
excellent video jeremy
Bruh
I agree
It was ok. Did he really have to insist on eating that chicken alive?
thanks
I wholeheartedly agree
props to the editor for having the integrity to leave in all of the pushups
HE SHAT IN HIS COFFEE???
WHO?
@@Everettalla jerma987 probably
And said he liked it
What a cool guy!
that's some good cider.
Jermey losing his mind over a trailered Log splitter is great
When he googles it and screams and you just KNOW the first result was EXACTLY the same image
@@chuckbatmangaming Right🤣🤣
It's like there is no way for him to conceptualize that those two things can be the same, he just can't do it
@@Sidecutt3 not gonna lie, I thought it was an Apache Helicopter at first.
Hey editor? Thank you for leaving the entire pushups thing in. Made my day
Hey editor?
Ok
It's worst bit he ever did
"How many do you think I can do? **Skipped filler*"*
@@w_ldanbest*
Imagine you remembering back like 10 years and you remember Mr. E the sub and bring it up to your friends, telling them how wicked messed up he was making weird noises when the class was too loud, and then finding out your sub is now one of the top streamers on twitch
there was truly something going on with him this stream. Something deeply unwell. It opens with him bragging about how cool he is for drinking coffee on the toilet. its streams like this where he truly lives up to the psychopath reputation
I think its a genuine fear of being a parent. Since most of the streams where he's like this, he almost always ends up having a scenario where he pretends hes a dad, sort of like Long Drive.
Jerma's living in such a self-absorbed world that he thinks he can block a major thoroughfare with his car and run around like an idiot on the roadside and people are gonna applaud in support of him
I’m a teacher, and it warmed my heart hearing him talk about how teachers deserve better! Substitute teachers and teacher aides and all other support staff are the backbone of every school, even if they don’t need a teaching degree to do it. Then someone said “blowjob Andy”
hey Peachbutt, guess what?
blowjob Andy
the jerma985 experience
jerma almost naming the save "fuckyou" was the funniest thing because i've done that too when i'm mad at a game LOL
4:58 is the birth of the best Jerma face. I had the honor to see it live. Still haunts me to this day.
Update: It won second place in the Jerma awards!
thank you, I was looking for that face
WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR CHEESE
Like a David Lynch jump scare
The Mon Bazou face
he is cheesed to meet you
56:10 "That's edited right?"
No Jerma, you actually stuck your hand in boiling oil
The fucking Chaterbate Seinfield bit better be on the Best Bits of 2022 nominees list.
I love how you can notice how much his mental is slowly crumbling as each moment pass by in this stream. Great stream
“Im sorry chat that the big thing that has a piston and an angled head perfect for splitting a piece of wood was apparently a log splitter
30:45 has got to be one of the funniest voices jerma has ever done
Jerma, driving home in the dark with less than half a tank in the car while ranting ceaselessly to his stream: "0 Anxiety."
I really cant comprehend how jerma is so funny it literally makes no sense I can not watch any other streamer period literally only jerma makes me die laughing
that dog is fucked up bruh
because both him and chat are insanely psychotic, just in slightly different ways
i just love how certain he was that it was was NOT a log splitter but had no clue what one looked like
22:40 I like how he’s trying to convince himself like he’s two separate entities. Really shows how powerful he’s become
Him and Jex
As someone who grew up using a wood stove for heat, Jerma not understanding what a log splitter is feels like I'm in a parallel universe.
It's an axe head driven by a hydraulic piston, just happens to usually be mounted on a car trailer.
hoping one of these days to find a cookstove, no way i trust the power bill to go down any time soon
the vitals being maple syrup and poutine is very accurate for a rural farmer
I love how he's literally using the "human person can't immediately be good at game" excuse when it's literally a replication of the controls of an IRL car and the part he was getting complaints about was literally just that and not even something game-wise like driving.
The "Reverse Pedal"...
The shit-presso is really going to his mind.
I don't want a PSYCHO like this in traffic!
can i add a rebuttal? ahem...
you ever shot a gun before? if you have, you'd know it's more than just 'aim and shoot' - there's a lot more outside the gameplay experience. that's like saying a trained soldier isn't good at handling his weapon because he can't 'flick'!
@@we-must-live wtf are you talking about
@@we-must-live dude, I rarely ever drop the "call Jerma a psycho and cite and event that may or may not have happened during the stream" act.
But imma do this cause I've seen you a few times in the comments-
Us Jermites are just as insane as Jerma is, and we think we're twice as funny as he is.
Now excuse me while I go try a new way of drinking espresso. ^•^
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment yeye but could you be more positive with your funniness? i know you're not a microcosm of the community as a whole, but not every joke has to be 'look at this stupid moron/psycho/serial killer/whatever euphemism you wanna use'
i want jermbo to be happy, but if all he sees when he looks over at chat is 'idiot, moron, psycho', we're gonna burn out poor ol jermobus!
In my 30 years of living I have never seen car "mechanics" as this in-game truck.
2 shifting handles? Hilarious
4 pedals? Precious
But that might be because I'm from Germany.
So just as Jerma I would need some time to adjust to those controls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
25:18 it's my absolute favorite moment from the whole stream, like he really thinks he's scary, its cute. Weird, there's something tapping on the glass of my bedroom window but I live on the fifth floor. It's probably nothing.
Thanks for such a long and generous highlight of this absolutely amazing stream. I'm going to be rewatching this one for many years to come.
i hope everyone knows looking for a light bulb in home depot is literally the easiest thing ever since i’m home depot in the lamp section where the light bulbs are, all of the lamps are on and shinning brighter than the Holy Spirit
Nice clip Jeremy......that's a log splitter...love grandpa.
Every day I am astounded with how "city boy" Jerma is
City twink andy
18:54
I didn't know log-splitting machines existed either, but if you take like _two seconds_ to examine the thing, it's not hard to figure out what it does. There's a motor, a piston, a big metal wedge on the head of the piston, and a space where you can insert something cylindrical, like a log. And that's before you even turn it on.
I have been waiting so long for this edit and im so happy every single push-up was kept.
This feels like the episode where Spongebob gets stuck in Rock Bottom
INSANE streamer THREATENS to EAT his MONITOR in front of his CHILDREN on the way to DISNEYLAND
this is easily a top 5 jerma video, that whole ending section is just pure cinema. god i love jerma
"We are AN adult now"
Those are the words of a crazy person.
When Jerma flipped the car and the driver went "French slur", I felt that
I need him to play more of this
Sadly, this stream was 50 years ago. You can probably find the other vods in a library or something though.
he passed away like decades ago dude he can't play it again
@@carto4028 Becoming a Splatoon streamer is not the equivalent of being dead please stop this
@@shortsrus a fate worse than death
I love the really quiet almost inaudible "french slurs" when the car crashes, probably voiced by the dev
I love how Jerma gets freaked out by his own face consistently.
Jerk having trouble following a straight road is just so funny to me
I’m still so confused as to what he thought the log splitter actually was. Like you attach it to a truck and then what? Like what else would it do after that?
It's for your younglings to ride in the back
I feel like he thought it was like something you stick onto a Trailer, so that the Trailer can then be connected to the Truck. Like a HDMI to Component cable, but for vehicles.
@@TheMultiTasker3 This is also what makes, I guess, “The most sense.” Even still this thought is absolutely psychotic
@@eggbug2244 on this topic, we need to start a campaign to limit the use of the word 'psycho' and it's derivatives from comments relating to jerma content - it was funny the first few months, but now it's lost all meaning! 'psycho' means something absolutely unutterable, so debased that the sheer thought of it sends shivers up your spine, like imagining pushing someone into a meat grinder and serving them up for dinner.
but calling someone psychotic over a common knowledge mistake?
makes his truly psychotic moments mean less when not knowing what a log splitter does is 'psychotic'!
@@we-must-live that's what makes it funny to call his very normal behavior PSYCHOTIC XD
"That's not a log splitter!"
CITY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Watching this with soft ambient/atmospheric music in the background makes me feel like I'm in purgatory
It amazes me that for the entire push up bit he was thinking it looked good
That push-up bit went on for more than two and a half minutes
The build-up to the moment at 22:54 has literally had me in tears for the past five minutes. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, my stomach hurts lmfao
Streamer gradually loses his mind for 1 hour - the movie.
Jermas rant about beating up students in his classes that he substituted for when they asked if they had homework had me a little confused but when he dove out the window I finally understood the bit
Little did the students know, Jerma was doing them a favor.
5:08 Jerma turns 40 _literally a few months_ before I turn 25. I feel so spoken to. Yelled at, but spoken to
criminally underrated stream there are so many good moments
bought this game just to drive the vehicles properly. actually got addicted. thanks jerma, game good.
I constantly think of ster's quote from one of their co-op streams: "The poor guy occasionally blacks out."
It's real.
He's the guy who gets you - your coffee; he might need to take shit while he does it though.
But you'll get your coffee.
i remember watching the stream
but i didnt remember the espresso shiterino
and it came back to me
this was the last video i watched with my cat the night before he passed.
thank you for everything you do jerma, you bring countless smiles to the lives of many
Fuckin Jerma turning on his face cam and it cutting to "Why do you look like that?" perfectly encapsulates the average level of animosity between Jerma and chat
Clicking through the video and hearing Jerma slowly losing his mind throughout it.
crashes car, then immediately goes on a rant about another topic
I'm impressed at how many of these recent videos have been of this year
The first result on google is 1:1 the same log splitter in the same color.
Parking break is on! he says and unleashes the evilest laughter known to man.
Something about watching a garbage driver getting backseat driven by 50,000 other garbage drivers for an hour is simultaneously hilarious and deeply stress inducing
The way that he actually squeals when he realizes he's been wrong about the log splitter the whole time
18:10
Jerma trying to drive a manual is an incredible experience.
holy shit I didnt notice how many top tier moments come from this one stream
Me screaming "NO JEREMY THERE'S A DITCH JEREMY" at 22:52
I choked on my spit multiple times during this stream, thank you for the multiple near-death experiences Jerma
Jermas seinfeld bit actually makes me think jerma could be a good writer. Hopefully he writes shows when he's done streaming
i'd watch a JermaProduction
It sounded like a real episode i was actually following the plot and where the characters would be as he was saying it
Jerma being a pot selling substitute teacher makes so much sense.
Jerma never hearing about the existence of a log splitter is the best thing in the world. WE EVOLVE JERMA
I'm very happy Jerma made a reference to the hotdog guy. Absolute legend
im making my tf2 hitsounds the push up moans and he cant stop me
As someone currently doing student-teaching to finish my education bachelors, Jeremy talking about teaching is way too relatable, even if he's wrong about the geometry part. 'Bout to show this to my cooperating teacher.
I remember watching this live 26:45 dying of laughter
in fairness to him, i only knew that thing was a log splitter from watching other play this. and ive done plenty of like construction and even chopped down a couple trees with an axe. we just didn’t need firewood
10:37 he wouldnt eat a bowl of cockroaches if a handsome doctor told him to! but he would eat every bug ever out of his own volition??? the duality of man
i love this video so much
I thought I was losing my mind but they actually played the same clip twice back to back
Has this creature played my summer car?
I just love this thumbnail, it's almost the same face as the informercial guy with four knives in each hand
Just watched the entire video, well done
26:10 this genuinely startled me I feel so called out
As a Canadian; maple syrup, poutine, energy, and anxiety are the four emotions I have to monitor on a daily basis.