Gas Station Simulator - Fly High, Sweep Low
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- Опубліковано 1 бер 2022
- Local streamer has an existential crisis at a gas station.
Originally streamed/recorded on November 7th, 2021
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SwizzlyBubbles
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Every time Jerma talks about his retirement it's like a parent telling their toddler that they will eventually die
I will admit that I get emotional when it's mentioned.
Every time he talks about it, it makes me very sad, but I'm SO glad he is open about the fact that it's going to happen eventually instead of just keeping it hidden until he decides to quit.
it really is
We went from hilarious physics engine shenanigans to “Oh wow, I’m in emotional pain.”
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
Jerma likes to talk about his retirement a lot like he ISNT going to be in a nursing home making funny voices while his heart monitor beeps in the background while playing cyberpunk 3077 for an hour before sleeping on stream
The final sleep on stream.
Is this the streamer that passed away peacefully doing what he loved?
His voices are funny.
And laughing at car accidents
His last breath will be the one taken before we hear that trademark wheeze
No, jerma won't die. Prove me wrong nerd
It’s so sweet of Jerma to keep commissioning the same musician that he’s used since he started
What's the musicians name?
@@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson
@@Virutosah Blordow
I've been trying to Commission Blordow for months but Jerma has been holding him hostage this whole time.
@@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson
Jerma decides after years of streaming to join the workforce. He opens the door to his first interview, and before even sitting down, his interviewer asks him in shock. "wait... are you the sus guy?
Sussy amogus
We've decided not to go forward with your employment. Good luck in your future endeavers
"Why do you look like every murderer?"
"
He's gonna put the interviewer in a choke hold and have to be tranquilized like a raging bull to be pulled off the guy
hearing jerma say he'll stop streaming someday feels like hearing my gramma telling me she's going to die someday like no you're not
SUS fanbase FORCES innocent streamer to CHUG JUG from the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
So long, Gay Bowser.
Thank god he is
when he started referencing no country for old men i immediately lost it
cringe or based. call it
It's so sweet of Jerma to give small UA-camrs like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye a shout-out on his stream
Yeah ever since jerma gave them the recognition they blew up even bigger than jerma.
protogen wickerbeast!!!
@@rewindd based protogen enjoyers
@@TurbopropPuppy yess
@@TurbopropPuppy Protogen owners when they literally only use like 4 designs and only 6 colors
27:39 It's the dead of night and you're driving in the middle of the desert, the tank is low. You pull into a gas station- for some reason there's a loader in front of the pump- and a strange man comes around from out back.
He simply says "I can't- I don't have time to deal with you." and he whacks your car with a broom so hard you cross state lines.
Does this justify leaving a negative review on yelp.
No.
Depends entirely on whether or not the state he launched me into is the one I was heading toward in the first place
I think this justifies a police report. Not like they could actually stop him, of course, it's purely just to make sure it's on record. Pretty sure they tried to shut him down before, and got swept 3 states away
I think I'd be a bit too dead to be able to leave a review.
I would be too afraid he would track me down with that broom
Jerma is becoming a real UA-camr with that intro
As real as it gets
Sponsorship Andy
its crazy that people still think that jerma is real at all 🙄🙄
@@oshkiv4684 The simulation is becoming self aware. There must be a way to stop it!
Tuber Andy
in the middle when he talks about retiring it sounds like the "we're gonna have to let the doggy go to heaven" talk
:(
(Jigsaw voice) The car's tank will fill with GAS
i actually laughed aloud
😂
i remember joining this stream when hes adamant to play it seriously.. fell asleep halfway though.. and woke up to him shoving vehicles onto a barn
Lol
I like this sitcom world jerma lives in where your friend arrives early to pick you up and you have to invent some sort of lie to buy you time to finish getting ready instead of just explaining the perfectly normal situation
I had a friend that would unironically do this until I told him to stop
Me too.
Accidentally stumbling across this video and seeing jerma say "Itll be YEARS from now when i retire" and it being 2024 and its official. Crazy. And he did exactly what he said hed do.
i loved the one guy predicting "2025". i wish
Jerma's fake customer service is so funny. It sounds so fake and yet so utterly real in the sense some small business owners totally have that friendly but threatening demeaner. Like I appreciate that you want a good review but making people feel unsafe is not the way to do that. I wish I could give this voice 0 stars but I am only to give it 5 stars because I'm a massive coward and sellout
In my eyes jerma would be like the really socially inept coworker who is trying hard to say the right things, but all he does is annoy people and waste their time so he gets low reviews and gets sad
chad dubois pfp
@@hotlinerevachol5436 Thanks! That means a lot coming from someone with that absolute banger of a name
If only you were an orange instead of a lemon.
Oh shit it's Detective Raphael Ambrosius Costeau! I hope Mr. Evrart helped you find your gun
This stream got weirdly sentimental for a game about running a gas station
yeah fr tbh ig
Jerma has this quality of making each connected sentence spoken sound like a splice from a completely different day/place/person
attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
D.A.V.E.
Okay
He also has this quality of each photo/video of him looking like a different, but somewhat related, person. He's an amalgamate, confirmed
to be fair, what else is to be expected from someone who looks like a completely different fucking person every single time he turns the webcam on
the absolute power of that broom, where it can effortlessly send cars flying into the next county, is undoubtedly the best feature of the game
White dwarf matter broom.
Makes it feel like a dbz character retired and opened a desert gas station.
This game is a true masterpiece
Imagine chilling outside with your kids and your dog and a fuckin ford focus drops out of the sky and into your lawn
Sometimes I like to watch the first few minutes of a Jerma video, and then watch the last few minutes, just to get a feel for how absolutely jarring it's going to be, with no knowledge of the middle events.
He went from picking up trash and cleaning the surrounding area to using a broom to physically trap cars in his establishment, against their will. Dunno how he got there but, he did.
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation. It all started when I began working at the local gas station…”
Imagine the fumes.
"At least years from now" FeelsWeakMan
Imagine if you joined the stream at 25:55 and saw Jerma seemingly being annoyed at a bug in the game and futilely attempting to end it, and then he whips out a broom and sends it to the stratosphere whilst only saying "you will not be coming back" calmly.
What a PSYCHO
Jerma's blatant ignorance of the FLASHING alerts on the left side of the screen telling him what to do is so stressful
I disagree. I like when he ignores that stuff.
That intro was VERY smooth, and I especially love any edits on the longer side. Thank you Swizzly, great work!
This is one of the longest edits on the channel...it makes me wonder why they don't do more longer edits, I'd certainly prefer hour long edits to 20 minute ones
What is the first clip from?
@@Zyzarda If you are talking about the movie clip, it is called "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world".
Great comedy movie from the 60s
@Tach
I miss the days of the 10 to 15 minute edits myself
looking back on these videos is so heartwarming. ik its just jerma goofin around in a random game but he made me laugh when times were rough. and thats all that matters to me. it doesnt matter if hes gone forever or he comes back tomorrow ill remember him for a very long time to come. thank you for the memories jerma and thank you for everyone who helped him share his personality with the world
"this is what you get for ghostin' my emails for 6 years. all those times i said: merry christmas. all the times i said: let me see the baby"
What a funny moment.
Kinda wish I lived in America so I could _jokingly_ go to furry conventions and try different tactics to find out which of the thousands of fursuiters is actually Jerma985.
He’s the one with the wolf-lion-hybrid mix fursuit, calls himself “King of the Junjle”.
asking fursuiters if they can go lookatme
@@nohs8776 imagine you ask a fursuitter to go look at me but they run away instead , revealing they are jerma by doing the nastiest yoinky sploinky of all time as they run away , not on purpose either it's well known that the yoinky sploinky is in fact a part of jermas fight or flight mechanisms
Or you could go and convince people you're actually Jerma without taking your mask off
*jokingly*, suuure fren UwU
I can’t believe someone made a full game based on just the gas station minigame from No More Heroes 1
Do I have to play No More Heroes1 to understand the plot of Gas Station Simulator?
“I’ve been watching you for a month and you’re already my father.” Had me in tears 😭
he always finds a way to play the game wrong like a lunatic
He's playing the game as intended.
41:45 imagine you pull up to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and you see the sole employee frantically running out to the back of the store carrying a turd in his bare hands before hastily flinging it into a dumpster and then taking his place behind the convenience store counter
It's always funny how the customers sound furious if you let something fall free into their basket
Make sure to vote for Jerma for The Streamer Awards!! He's in two categories this year!!!
Most psychopathic, most high
@@nejinaji True
It was REALLY HARD to choose between Jerma and Kitboga tbh
@@TheZerok666 RIGHT??? I wish I could've voted for both :'(
Multi-award winning internet show 'Jerma985' to get an 11th season.
I had to drive truck occasionally at a previous job, had to stop by multiple different warehouses all around the state. Not a single person was enough of a psychopath to close the door on someone leaving.
I would fr tbh ngl ig.
Been watching Jerma since he was a wee lad, growing as a person alongside him growing as an entertainer. He's truly a one-of-a-kind guy, but even though when the time comes and he steps down from being Jerma, I'll be sad, but also kind of happy. Knowing the guy I look up to ever since his silly TF2 moments is leading a happy life amongst all the real world chaos is kind of inspiring.
he is DERANGED
thats really sweet
I hope he finds something he loves doing when he's finished with streaming.
a happy life _among us_ all
i like the idea of jerma becoming a movie director after hes no longer a streamer.
would love it if this psycho managed to get into a film festival
yeah i wanna see this man pursue his passions and keep creating entertainment somehow
413 venns is too many
All his movies would feature weird gorilla based car crashes
:)
I've been watching for a month now and Jerma is already MY father.
this game is so surreal, its perfect for him....like 26:32 ?? the red screen border like they're going to kill you for straying too far??? THE GOD-LIKE ABILITY TO FLING CARS???
I agree.
That thumbnail has good potential for an album cover
@Wendeez³
Trucked Up
Clustertruck
FiretrUCK
Jeremy please live forever.
I hope he spends the rest of his life living happy.
If it don't fix. Broke it.
I would love so much if Jerma could play baseball against Vinny somehow. It would be perfect, New York vs Boston. Jerma's Boston Red Scouts vs Vinny's New York YankMeats. It would be perfect
As a Boston resident who also watches Spaghetti Man Binyot, I would pay to see this
Yes
Jerma will look like the older brother from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who runs the gas station when he is older.
jermas evolution from the hitchhiker to the cook
_"YA DAMN FOOL! YOU RUINED THE DOOR!"_
Jerma will look like Jerma985 but older when he is older.
We all know Jerma is going to stream his whole life, and his last breath taken will be before he busts out laughing at a car accident in a game
What if instead of greeting customers when they get out of there cars you just scream at them really loud until you pass out
That would be rather comforting for the customers I think.
I think it's genuinely amazing that the wild success that was the Dollhouse Stream is going to be considered testing the waters. I'm excited to see the future streams, and glad to be part of the Jerma community while he is still around. :)
It's a very friendly community.
ah, yes, the alternate superman origin story where instead of moving to metropolis, he stays in rural america and becomes a gas station owner who /occasionally/ launches problem customers into the stratosphere.
Imagine every Jeremy Elbertson stream burned on 100s of dvds
I wanna see the commercials like "bring home the Jerma985 complete seasons 6 and 7 collection! featuring some of your favorite moments! *oh the misery* *the thingy face* *getting mauled by a bear* on a set of 2 discs!"
Germa is a physics destroyer
Psychic destroyer. His mind is too powerful
No, I just think he has Godlike powers.
I love how the SECOND he realized you can push the cars the game stops being about managing a gas station and immediately starts being about how much he can fuck with the physics engine.
“You’re not allowed to stop”
Beyond all the ribbing and memes… messages like that show how much Jerma’s community really appreciates him.
Not even joking, that was a surprisingly wholesome moment from the chat apes :)
ooh ooh ah ah
really like the idea that jerma would vlog while on the job and get angry with the customers he isnt helping
I need JermaVlogs and I need it right now.
He's flinging cars like a L4D tank.
He is.
Gyas station
im positive that the “piano key mashing” song Jerma listened to was a MIDI conversion of another song
Slipknot piano cover
john cena my time is now midi
The usual intro music conveys such a feeling of peaceful, yet joyous, excitement. Might be because the first time I ever got to listen to it in real time was when I made the very impulsive and irresponsible decision to disregard my responsibilities for just one night and try to watch the whole thing live - which actually turned out to be a great decision, btw.
But even aside from that, it's just a really good track. Jerma without Blordow would definitely feel a whole lot different
The music is awesome.
other streamers playing this game: *runs a gas station*
jerma playing this game: *summons deistic power with a pushbroom, attacks children with furniture, holds hostages, wages war on his customers*
This 'other streamers' person is playing the game wrong.
Personally I can’t wait for Jerma986
Personally, I can wait for Jerma986.
@@rowanmilestaco4797 jerma986 for wait can’t I personally
@@agentace1476 ,
The bit about not reading your emails and letting them pile up into the 10 thousands hits close to home
when jerma said the cigarettes are really bad for you i actually had a flashback to my coworker going on and on for a good 10 minutes about how this guy shouldn't buy cigarettes because they're bad for him. like i swear to god he said word for word what jerma just said
i love that jeremy, rather than playing into the "furries cringe lol" comment, instilled a sense of vague dread into his chat with "i could be any person in a fursuit" /gen
/gobbledeygook
Dear Jeremy Elbertson,
I was wondering if you ever had a rock solid shit.
Like a brick.
After eating nothing but noodles for a week.
repectfully, Mr. Poopenheimer
"I am become poop, flusher of worlds" - Dr. J Poopenheimer
There's a video where Ster talks about eating too many Fiber One bars, and Jerma tells him he's going to shit out a cube of concrete. That's the closest thing I can think of
I would also like to know this information. It seems particularly interesting to me.
Jerma: I'm not serial killer
Also jerma: flips somebody's car with nothing but a broom
Okay, but to be fair, have you ever flipped a car with a broom? The feeling is completely indescribable. I highly recommend it.
Love the longer videos !
Me too.
Such a blessing having this jerma
Indeed it is.
I watched this entire vod, amazing stream
I agree.
Who needs gas when you can be flung to your next destination in half the time!
This was my favorite stream to watch
You are KILLIN it with these uploads!!
I don't think anyone was murdered by the uploading of this video.
@@rowanmilestaco4797 found the Jeremy "Jerminator" Elbertson (3,000 victims between 2020-2022) apologist
Jerma's streams feel like that rich kid in school that you used to watch play with cool toys you didn't own.
Wow. What a great comparison. I'd have never thought of that but it's perfect.
Thanks, Blordow :)
i love those simulator streams because jerma is more concentrated on the chat so EVERYBODY is constantly trying to be the next One Guy moment
Jerma alluding to his now current job of working creator events for Ludwig 52:06
Jerma got to do exactly what he wanted to do professionally, so happy for him
Such a great edit. Well done editor
I agree.
Well done editor²
I never make comments but this stream cut is so good I come back to it often. Nice work
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the old movie clips used at the beginning of videos. It’s always fun to see what it’s from or try to guess. I love that this one is from “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World!”
Jerma, I will honestly keep watching you until the day you drop, you are endlessly entertaining.
52:56
Can we take a second and realize that he said the fucking Dollhouse stream was a _precursor_ to what he wants to do in the future. The Dollhouse was a monumental stream with incredible production value, and he wants to go beyond that. This guy is insane and we're lucky to have him. He does all of this out of genuine love for all of us and pure enjoyment of it. He's truly incredible, honest to god best streamer of possibly all time.
Love to see a creator who really values the artists he works with
Me too. It's always nice when people appreciate eachother.
Great job with the clip at the start! Such a great movie 👍
Jerma needs to stream Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64 so that zoomer chat understands his references to Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64
8:28 "NICE, Ron!"
the only guy who does baseball and carnival streams. Cheers to the King of Streaming
I think there should be an Academy Awards category for 'Best Streamer to do Baseball and Carnival Streams'.
Around 56:00 is comedy gold. Sad to hear you're retiring but thanks for all you've given us. We will have Content for years to come 😀❤️🌞
Jerma talking about his age is really giving me some kinda of existential panic
Okay
@@rowanmilestaco4797 I just looked and holy shit you responded to EVERY single top comment on this video just about lol. Dedication for sure.
Edit: WAIT ITS LIKE EVERY COMMENT
@@themigtyboosh :)
These intro clips are always so perfect. How does the editor even find these?
I do not know how the editor finds them. If I had to guess I'd say they probably watch a lot of movies, or seek out funny clips.
If your wondering, the intro clip is from the 1963 movie "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World"
@@alco251b9 ty
Mind
Retiring after he peaked at Among Us. Can never recapture the spark 😔
Sus
I'm so very glad he found the broom.
THANK YOU for putting it's a mad mad mad mad world as the intro of this video
Why are my sons obsessed with you? Every day it's Jerma did this Jerma said that Jerma Jerma Jerma Jerma. I don't get it.
He’s a funny man.
I wonder what that sleeping headphone streamer is up to these days.
Probably getting treated for tinnitus.
Jerma talking about making magic potions at 59:00 was so relatable, I did the same thing with condements that I was too picky to eat as a kid
my dogs fucking hated his basketball shoes noise
these longer edits are fantastic
Every time jerma talks about retiring all I can think about is when he said he'd do the bit where he says "if I die I'm deleting my twitch account" and actually does it
Uh huh. Yes. I'm picking up what you're laying down, drfishy!
Jerma did the same exact National Anthem joke about the singing during the Olympics stream.
Watching Jerma Yeet vehicles into the air with his broom while people are yelling at him is peak comedy
Really long Jerma985 videos can contain heavy subjects like what he'll do after his streaming career ends and intergrating himself into the job sector after a decade plus of being a public figure for that time
On the flipside there's chat goating him into howling during the topic of being a furry
"Don't be sad, it's not happening for a long time" is literally the line we had to give our 5-year old daughter when she did that kid thing and freaked out about us dying, lol
The new track sounds like the music you'd hear at the final phase of the final boss in a Jerma themed videogame.
Finally, another 1 hour+ video 🙏