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  • @elgee1976
    @elgee1976 4 роки тому +8854

    Jerma just immediately kisses the wife then kisses the husband to not make things awkward

  • @kevindavidson8281
    @kevindavidson8281 2 роки тому +5658

    The way he kissed both of them then couldn’t find the door immediately turned this into a horror game

    • @gulapula
      @gulapula Рік тому +173

      A horror game where the monster is social awkwardness.

    • @DogmaCelestial246
      @DogmaCelestial246 Рік тому +6

      💀

    • @bluejay7058
      @bluejay7058 10 місяців тому +4

      @@gulapula It's frightening because no one could ever want to imagine it!

  • @kern9422
    @kern9422 3 роки тому +3233

    *echoing through hallway*
    "WALK FORWARD"
    "WALK FORWARD"

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 2 роки тому +89

      underrated comment

    • @pold111
      @pold111 2 роки тому +163

      you invite your friend over and then 10 hours later you hear "walk forward" right outside your front door

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 3 місяці тому +9

      like a wizard attempting a spell

  • @copyofacopyofa
    @copyofacopyofa 4 роки тому +6222

    there should be a facade remake with tens of thousands of outcomes

    • @desmondwatson9079
      @desmondwatson9079 3 роки тому +292

      That would take decades to make.

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 3 роки тому +973

      @@desmondwatson9079 We have the technology. We can achieve this

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 роки тому +47

      Thlormby not 10s of thousands

    • @PublicREC.
      @PublicREC. 3 роки тому +333

      Lets combine ai dungeons learning with the demostic issues of facade!!

    • @Cherry-bq4oh
      @Cherry-bq4oh 3 роки тому +61

      is there any way to actually win Facade?

  • @conure3029
    @conure3029 Рік тому +747

    i hate how accurate his kid phrases are. they really are like “i want fruit” “i want to go outside with out shoes on” You can tell this man is an uncle.

  • @danniclark
    @danniclark 2 роки тому +2998

    jerma is the third canonical npc of façade

    • @J_Marv
      @J_Marv 11 місяців тому +19

      Byeah

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 11 місяців тому +1

      You are an npc

    • @J_Marv
      @J_Marv 11 місяців тому +10

      we*@@Jiub_SN

  • @beatleobsessed99
    @beatleobsessed99 4 роки тому +5585

    I've watched a lot of people play this game but jerma is the only one who tried to leave because he felt so awkward

    • @ExMalodios
      @ExMalodios 2 роки тому +393

      the true human experience

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie Рік тому +64

      I'm gonna go

    • @yoshifan33
      @yoshifan33 11 місяців тому +63

      the rare "I think _I_ should leave"

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 9 місяців тому +28

      "You've invited me over, but this is just _not_ working out."

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 3 місяці тому +4

      probably the most likely outcome irl

  • @tviruslove
    @tviruslove 2 роки тому +3944

    love that jerma whips out "melon" like it's his safe word in this rapidly escalating situation

    • @weeniedog44
      @weeniedog44 2 роки тому +318

      he dropped it for the first time like it was an atomic bomb

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 роки тому +234

      I don't know if someone told him it in chat or whatever, but melon is a word that will cause Trip to almost always just kick you out. You can say it a few times before the fighting starts, but not when he's upset and (apparently) if it's the first thing you say to him at the door he'll just shut it (before Jerma I didn't know that would happen).

    • @mikeb.379
      @mikeb.379 2 роки тому +1

      It's because melons is slang for tits, but I guess they never thought someone would actually use it to refer to the food

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +36

      @@Lucifronz that’s fucking hilarious

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 Рік тому +7

      @@Lucifronz 6:32

  • @sherif9293
    @sherif9293 2 роки тому +1361

    WORLD-FAMOUS marriage counselor fixes BROKEN relationship with this ONE simple word

    • @Buttgun
      @Buttgun 2 роки тому +8

      underrated comment

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 Рік тому +1

      @Fundamentally Unorthodox nice reference to the Dexter's Laboratory :D

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +71

      Melon.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 8 місяців тому +32

      @@soupcangaming662alright! You need to leave 😡

    • @birdacorn1115
      @birdacorn1115 6 місяців тому +1

      Melon

  • @SaintPapaThiccolas
    @SaintPapaThiccolas Рік тому +413

    > shows up
    >kisses both hosts on the lips
    >tries to leave
    >can’t
    Jerma truly is one of the streamers of all time.

  • @npenplz
    @npenplz Рік тому +690

    I love how trip describes the apartment as having everything anyone could ever want when all they have is a few wine glasses and some sculptures from target

    • @gnuchuu
      @gnuchuu Рік тому +82

      and no bathroom

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 11 місяців тому +66

      @@gnuchuuand only one friend who maliciously makes every conversation extremely awkward

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 11 місяців тому +3

      It's a video game from 2004

    • @suu1998
      @suu1998 11 місяців тому +36

      ​@@Jiub_SNit's a joke

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 7 місяців тому +11

      @Jiub_SN Gta san andreas was also made in 2004, your point?

  • @AshMos
    @AshMos 2 роки тому +4659

    Jerma saying “this game is older than me” even though it was released in 2005 is so funny for some reason

    • @alexshadrake9615
      @alexshadrake9615 2 роки тому +697

      Think he was reading chat lol

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 2 роки тому +361

      He was reading chat, which is why he Laughed after it

    • @watchableraven3517
      @watchableraven3517 2 роки тому +79

      @opossumboy I can get onboard with this headcannon

    • @FriendRat
      @FriendRat 2 роки тому +25

      i’m older than façade >:)

    • @roscoe5427
      @roscoe5427 2 роки тому +136

      he was made in a lab and woke up in 2013

  • @ozzy-8248
    @ozzy-8248 4 роки тому +3039

    It's so funny how two people are having a marriage breaking talk and Jeremy just acts like a single child trying to get attention lmao

    • @Leon14000
      @Leon14000 Рік тому +50

      Art imitates life.

    • @seccozcubez
      @seccozcubez Рік тому +34

      "did you go to chuck e cheese???"

  • @gormpus
    @gormpus 3 роки тому +2917

    Watching this while my parents argue, very immersive

    • @komradekradles8731
      @komradekradles8731 2 роки тому +110

      :(

    • @enashimo
      @enashimo 2 роки тому +98

      Hope your situation gets well soon dude/dudette

    • @sludgerat444
      @sludgerat444 2 роки тому +40

      Hang in there, Becker.

    • @jametron6135
      @jametron6135 2 роки тому +51

      people in the replies here are acting like parents never argue

    • @gormpus
      @gormpus 2 роки тому +106

      @@jametron6135 Yea guys you don't have to worry. It was just really fuckin annoying.

  • @rexraptor1340
    @rexraptor1340 7 років тому +1305

    Remember the rat at Chuck. E. Che

    • @dahkdm8787
      @dahkdm8787 5 років тому +170

      chuke cheese

    • @pirateadventure895
      @pirateadventure895 4 роки тому +103

      A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese

    • @squeedles_1943
      @squeedles_1943 4 роки тому +12

      The chuck E Cheese rat was in his chat

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 3 роки тому +12

      Chunky Cheese

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 роки тому +49

      What you hear when you get a few seconds of stimuli from the real world from your coma

  • @Chaoszest
    @Chaoszest 3 роки тому +1329

    SOMEHOW JERMA IS GETTING DIALOGUE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN THIS GAME JUST BY TYPING RANDOM SHIT LMAO

    • @seraphrakuro
      @seraphrakuro Рік тому +54

      SAME I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF THIS SHIT EVER BEFORE

    • @iatethecrayons
      @iatethecrayons 10 місяців тому +33

      ​@@seraphrakuro thats just our silly guy tearing a new hole in reality and making the game characters sentient and having souls for brief moments in time

    • @seraphrakuro
      @seraphrakuro 10 місяців тому +6

      @@iatethecrayons oh god dammit, not ANOTHER demonic possession by Jerma 985 😔

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 4 місяці тому +3

      @@seraphrakuro WHY ARE WE YELLING?

    • @TheTrueMissingLink
      @TheTrueMissingLink 4 місяці тому +2

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @purplenerdsplushie
    @purplenerdsplushie 2 роки тому +1105

    imagine you invite someone into your home and they just start shouting WALK FORWARD after not talking for several minutes

  • @bndawg2000
    @bndawg2000 7 років тому +2196

    jerma: "Where is the fucking nintendo?"
    Trip: "Oh jesus, I am NOT going to talk about sex."
    *5 mins later*
    Jerma: "Melon."
    Trip: "Okay Greg, it's time for you to leave."

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 роки тому +33

      I guess you could say that Trip is... Tripping hahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @bryceandrew13
      @bryceandrew13 2 роки тому +55

      Trip reminds me of a lot of Twitch mods

    • @zeberiko
      @zeberiko 2 роки тому +19

      @@zeallust8542 why did I hear that awkward laugh wtf, are you living in my walls?

  • @bazziboi3233
    @bazziboi3233 3 роки тому +1479

    jerma: kissing grace then trip
    trip: meh
    jerma: "melon"
    trip: get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE GREG

  • @lsghost5805
    @lsghost5805 2 роки тому +796

    I love how they go from being angry mid fight to calmly saying your name then back to going ape shit
    "I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS ANYMORE! Gonzalo.. IS IT REALLY MY FAULT?! "

    • @polarcat0156
      @polarcat0156 2 роки тому +56

      Yea, forgor to record different tones of the names lol

    • @beetleperson9437
      @beetleperson9437 Рік тому +63

      The verrry specifically weird way Grace says "Brad" makes her dialog so much more funny when she's pissed lol

  • @CJacobsLP
    @CJacobsLP 7 років тому +2980

    36:45
    "No, focus on the big picture."
    "GOD, that wedding picture, I hate it!"
    Christ, you can't even script comedy that perfect

    • @Hadowsay019
      @Hadowsay019 7 років тому +18

      For some reason.... I either see someone else's comment from Alfabusa's youtube community post or you posted on it and my youtube is showing it for me on here. Trippy.

    • @anotherguy687
      @anotherguy687 6 років тому +233

      The irony is, that response actually fits their shallow, self absorbed personalities really well. lol

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 3 роки тому +55

      I know this is old and I dunno if you realized but they just saw that he typed "picture" and so their AI told them to talk about "picture." But if you already understood that then carry on!

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 3 роки тому +7

      They're improv masters!

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 9 місяців тому +3

      @@antiphon000 I was just explaining in case the person thought it was some kind of crazy wild coincidence of the universe that proves all events are predetermined...... rather than the game doing what it's supposed to in an ironic way! But I like your wording of "TRULY missed the comedy".

  • @jimbabwe3
    @jimbabwe3 2 роки тому +593

    The look of shock on Trip's face after "I have to go potty" will never not be hilarious

  • @vectorperkins6685
    @vectorperkins6685 2 роки тому +854

    this game had the entire youtube community gripped by its nuts when it really got popular a few years ago 😭😭 it still holds up tbh

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake Рік тому +190

      Kinda crazy that facade keeps coming back. I remember people getting fired up for this game in forums around 2006, then it made a second comeback in 2011/2012 when the let’s play scene blew up, and then again once recently when people realized how fucking weird this game actually is. Im glad this isn't a game that history forgot.

    • @hologeist7284
      @hologeist7284 Рік тому +47

      ​@@dogshake yeah! i remember being on youtube in 2012 and seeing all my fav lets play channels at the time playing it, i didn't have an interest at the time but now as an adult i can appreciate how silly this little game is

    • @70sleadgarfieldmug
      @70sleadgarfieldmug Рік тому +10

      It’s so weird when things like this happen, how a game about a failing marriage becomes a giant camaraderie for reasons completely unrelated.

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake Рік тому +77

      @@70sleadgarfieldmug I honestly think it’s just because there is literally nothing else like it. It also dips into the uncanny valley in pretty much every way, the faces, the voices, the strange apartment layout and decorations. Plus the super-ultra-open ended-ness of being able to type any response is a cool idea. I can see why people keep this game around, it’s really fucking weird lol

    • @villiannewyork
      @villiannewyork Рік тому +22

      @@70sleadgarfieldmug I mean the game itself puts you in an awkward situation and the open ended part of it allows it to create some pretty funny shit

  • @johndarksouls7861
    @johndarksouls7861 7 років тому +442

    Alright. Gonzalo,

  • @hankowen99
    @hankowen99 7 років тому +2935

    Jerma thinks everything is a virus and it’s really adorable

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 7 років тому +18

      WiseEndro333 google has a built in converter why would you click on a website for that...

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 7 років тому +34

      Because of a VIRUS

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 7 років тому +45

      Wise, I think thats a sign that you should just NOT...use the internet...except youtube...and a few other things... just... jesus dude, your the ONLY person I know that has shit like that, I go onto plenty of places, you have to have computer smarts, if its downloading, make sure its a site you can trust, that, and if theirs comments or reviews, look at them to see what they say about it *and if it seems every name is real names, never trust it** XD! just gotta...kinda learn... and wel...have street smarts, except for the internet.

    • @FutureNaught
      @FutureNaught 7 років тому +168

      I would be suspicious too if a game download from a questionable site opened the command prompt.

    • @doghat1619
      @doghat1619 6 років тому +5

      celsius to farenheit is just c*1.8 + 32
      do it in your head

  • @bobu5213
    @bobu5213 Рік тому +365

    I love it when Trip says "Let's get back to talking about Grace". It's like they are having some kind of rap battle lol

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +61

      And then Grace slams down with a "Let's get back to talking about Trip" 😨😨

    • @fewplant5096
      @fewplant5096 Рік тому +16

      let's talk some more about g r a c e

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 9 місяців тому +1

      Let's get back to talking about Grace,
      I can't stand having to see her face!
      But enough about that, let's mention Trip,
      That guy looks like he took a big slip!

    • @milkamoussse
      @milkamoussse 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@KirbyMario12345_939Haha that was good can you get out of my house now

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 місяці тому

      @@KirbyMario12345_939 go go go go go go, go kirby, go kirby, go kirby, go go

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 місяці тому +38

    trip's admission to proposing to grace in a situation where she couldn't say no, grace's outburst about being a real artist and deciding then and there that she's had enough of him, and jerma in the background the whole time begging them to go to chuck e cheese and talk about their favorite episode of spongebob go together like graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows over a warm fire

    • @MadelineSawyer
      @MadelineSawyer 2 місяці тому +4

      Grace and Trip wailing at each other as Gonzalo declares that he only came over to watch Top Chef is so insanely funny

  • @Clover_Tea
    @Clover_Tea Рік тому +348

    39:13 I don't know if "chuke cheese" will ever stop being funny to me.

  • @bottlesalts
    @bottlesalts 4 роки тому +883

    Jerma: “where’s the fucking nintendo, dude?”
    Trip: “Oh Jesus. Look, I’m *not* gonna talk about sex”

  • @McKnight97
    @McKnight97 6 років тому +358

    "Boring house, no Venereal Diseases."

  • @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark
    @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark 2 роки тому +504

    it's really funny when you type something confusing and they both tilt their heads like a dog when you say the word "walk" near them

  • @thebandanadee8265
    @thebandanadee8265 2 роки тому +594

    I love how at 21:15 he gets so pissed off at the AI that not even ten seconds later in a fit of rage he says "Melon."

  • @orfeassynetos3788
    @orfeassynetos3788 7 років тому +467

    Jesper985

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 2 роки тому +381

    48:05 both of them being passive aggressive about the other one getting hugged, and then immediately hugging them

    • @Mama-Luigi
      @Mama-Luigi 2 роки тому +88

      this game does NOT allow you to be neutral in any way shape or form

    • @hunderslash
      @hunderslash 4 місяці тому +5

      you can repeatedly say “paintings” then “drinks” and get stuck in an infinite loop of them getting angry about you only paying attention to one of them

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 місяці тому

      Yeah theyre insufferable, somehow not at all compatible yet perfect for one another

  • @anerrorhasoccurred8727
    @anerrorhasoccurred8727 2 роки тому +349

    Picking up the egg and saying “HATCHIMALS” absolutely broke me for some reason lmao 😭😭😭

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 11 місяців тому +42

    I love that they didnt kick him out when he kissed them or when they were arguing in front of him, but saying a fruit is where they cross the line

  • @magicmanbran54
    @magicmanbran54 7 років тому +658

    Compact streamer stops domestic dispute with watermelons.

  • @catsock
    @catsock 2 роки тому +1079

    i’d like a remake of this game but the only thing that changes is the graphics, which become uncannily hyper realistic. nothing else changes.

    • @catsock
      @catsock 2 роки тому +236

      better yet, just make it live action. i’d pay movie theatre prices to see nicolas cage (neil cicieriga) physically throw me out of his house for asking what room da melons at.

    • @wiredmaus_2
      @wiredmaus_2 2 роки тому +118

      @@catsock holy shit the two trucks are getting a divorce

    • @catsock
      @catsock 2 роки тому +60

      @@wiredmaus_2 i am forcefully sending the trucks to couples counseling actually

    • @wiredmaus_2
      @wiredmaus_2 2 роки тому +26

      @@catsock yeah the two trucks will work it out

    • @empty_headed
      @empty_headed 2 роки тому +62

      uncannily hyper realistic, but they still have sharp edges

  • @machinepuppy
    @machinepuppy 2 роки тому +265

    jerma following trip as he stormed off angrily into the kitchen and staring him down for a few seconds before typing "i have to go potty" caught me so off guard

  • @dewnsie
    @dewnsie 3 роки тому +712

    I just absolutely love 19:30 how Greg is standing right next to Trip and Grace is in the other room but the audio sounds like Trip is in another room with Grace sounding near Greg. idk why but that’s hilarious to me

    • @SynkGD
      @SynkGD Рік тому +3

      So insane just scrolling through the comments on a jerma vod and just randomly seeing the YOTS album cover
      My brain had a fucking double take

    • @dewnsie
      @dewnsie Рік тому

      @@SynkGD lol i forgot what my old pfp was but I just randomly changed it to YOTS cuz i didn’t know what else to put

    • @MoarWubz
      @MoarWubz Рік тому +4

      i love this too, i guess it’s cause it expects you to stay in the room with grace

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 7 років тому +1753

    See you can tell that this channel is neat when they did the ç in Façade

    • @SuperJBgaming
      @SuperJBgaming 7 років тому +497

      Oh hey thanks

    • @SuperJBgaming
      @SuperJBgaming 7 років тому +601

      Shit im on the wrong account

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 7 років тому +79

      SuperJBgaming youre welcome

    • @SterJermaStreamArchive
      @SterJermaStreamArchive  7 років тому +722

      On the right account now, thanks again

    • @sleaf6
      @sleaf6 7 років тому +50

      Ster/Jerma Stream Archive ur a freakin meme boi

  • @SunnyDLux
    @SunnyDLux Рік тому +87

    Brad admits to shitting on the white couch, but Grace and Trip are more focused on arguing over alcohol.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 3 роки тому +305

    Of course Jerma is the only one to wait out the game doing nothing and in silence and then start violently burping

  • @rabbitOfDemise
    @rabbitOfDemise Рік тому +99

    there is so much irony when he says " you need to start listening, um whats his name, you need to start listening mike"

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN Рік тому +46

    In all my years watching people play Facade this is the first time I've EVER seen Grace leave and you not get kicked out

  • @unfortunatetiming4169
    @unfortunatetiming4169 4 роки тому +323

    the middle part was so much like a child just seeing their parents fighting lmao

  • @jackmetrro
    @jackmetrro 2 роки тому +101

    When he kissed both of them I imagined him just standing there with an oblivious smile on his face while staring at them.

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 Рік тому +100

    36:46 "Focus on the big picture"
    Grace: Literally focuses on the big picture

  • @Suilimea
    @Suilimea 3 роки тому +606

    Honestly I'd love to see a spin-off game like this, I know it's super old but fr I love the concept

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 роки тому +156

      With better graphics and more word recognition, maybe even a microphone feature, a remake would definitely be an instant hit.

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 3 роки тому +117

      @@Otakupatriot117 the ai technology we have now could work together with remade dialogue could improve the game massively

    • @bocolatebhipbookie
      @bocolatebhipbookie 2 роки тому +63

      right? i love games like this. this game was impressive at the time but in retrospect it was incredibly limited. i'd love to see what they could do with today's technology.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +18

      This game and seaman are slept on

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому

      Seaman is slept on by single atheist males most nights is what I mean

  • @zeubersandvitch8882
    @zeubersandvitch8882 7 років тому +625

    Game starts at 10:29

    • @Samk1106
      @Samk1106 6 років тому +9

      zeubersandvitch G O D

    • @Trygyl
      @Trygyl 6 років тому +21

      Bless you sir

    • @daniel.holbrook
      @daniel.holbrook 6 років тому +12

      thanks

    • @Chance0
      @Chance0 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks :)

    • @flask223
      @flask223 3 роки тому +8

      What was he doing for 10 minutes

  • @brettCU
    @brettCU 7 років тому +543

    How would you react if you opened your door and Michael from VSauce was there and said "Ha Ha Melon"?

    • @Rideout224
      @Rideout224 7 років тому +86

      I think my reaction was demonstrated by Trip himself.

    • @mileskolkulo4751
      @mileskolkulo4751 6 років тому +50

      Okay, Michael,

    • @scrungobungus
      @scrungobungus 6 років тому +59

      "You know what. Michael. That's it. You need to leave. We'll be fine, you just have to go."

    • @boomsoundeffect
      @boomsoundeffect 3 роки тому +9

      I would break up with michael from vsauce

    • @dir-gk
      @dir-gk Рік тому

      @@boomsoundeffect buuuurrrrp.

  • @MikeFallen13
    @MikeFallen13 7 років тому +287

    You already know the MELON meme is coming as soon as you see Façade in the video title

    • @sope6636
      @sope6636 7 років тому +6

      Michael Fallen melon

  • @calebghatt746
    @calebghatt746 7 років тому +281

    Melon
    *seinfield theme plays in background

  • @jakeness5652
    @jakeness5652 2 роки тому +109

    Crazed man LEARNS how to communicate with normal people LIVE

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois Рік тому +52

    this autoplayed while I was getting ready for work and the interaction of "where's your nintendo dude?" "I am NOT going to talk about SEX!" made me spit water all over my just finished makeup

  • @bulkypigeon
    @bulkypigeon 7 років тому +294

    “Melon” *Seinfeld theme song.*
    The best way to end that toilet humor run

  • @HeyHiLaterBye
    @HeyHiLaterBye 2 роки тому +54

    *kisses grace, then trip, then wordlessly goes to the bedroom*

  • @chinesecabbagefarmer
    @chinesecabbagefarmer 2 роки тому +84

    In 2011: "Haha wow, this is a funny meme game."
    A decade later: What the fuck

  • @numerical_error
    @numerical_error 7 років тому +214

    Socializing 101. Lesson 985: If you are losing an argument, just say 'melon' and leave the room.

  • @James-jb1do
    @James-jb1do 2 роки тому +215

    56:06 - outside glitch
    58:56 - glitch fail attempt
    1:01:57 - fail again
    1:04:00 - success
    1:05:36 - trip chase (1:06:04)
    1:07:06 - Jerma *illness*
    1:07:50 - say nothing run
    1:13:13 - burp 1
    1:13:29 - melon
    1:14:12 - burp 2
    1:14:59 - burp 3
    1:15:17 - burp 4
    1:15:30 - melon 2
    1:15:48 - fart
    1:16:13 - loud fart
    1:17:02 - AHHHHH
    1:17:32 - hahahaha
    1:17:40 - Jerma laugh track idea
    1:19:01 - seinfeld melon
    1:22:03 - Jared (no subs)
    1:26:26 - melon 1 melon 2 trip kiss 3 (3 strikes you're out)
    1:28:10 - Façade done
    1:28:27 - Bot Colony offline (1:29:54)
    1:28:42 - 50 dollar donation
    1:30:36 - Stream Over

  • @awesomeFrost
    @awesomeFrost 7 років тому +182

    CHUKE CHE

  • @MadelineSawyer
    @MadelineSawyer 4 роки тому +185

    streamer fails to wield chuck e cheese nostalgia to rebuild a relationship

    • @luckyducki
      @luckyducki Місяць тому

      this made me fucking choke

  • @scrungybingus285
    @scrungybingus285 7 років тому +372

    Jerma does a diaper ABDL roleplay while a marriage falls apart around him

  • @mestronghandle
    @mestronghandle 2 роки тому +77

    I really could see Jerma at a dinner party doing all of this. Standing there and then when he comes in goes “Oh its a walking game!” Or “do I talk in this game?” When asked how hes been.

  • @babayaga3098
    @babayaga3098 Рік тому +34

    Watching this was giving me anxiety bc jerma was talking so fast and they were all storming off super fast and the music sounded fucked up and then I noticed that I accidentally had the video on 1.25 speed LMFAO

  • @usernamefromtheabyss
    @usernamefromtheabyss 7 років тому +359

    Cant believe it took him this much time to finally play this

    • @piinkdiamonds
      @piinkdiamonds 7 років тому +6

      RedWhiteBlueGreenYellow been waiting years for this

    • @jacobfy5597
      @jacobfy5597 7 років тому +37

      uh hey it's Trip, wow it's a while since we uh...uh well Grace and I thought it would be great if uh...you finally played our game Jerma...

    • @babyfaec
      @babyfaec 6 років тому +13

      I just saw this video in my recommended and I thought this video was several years old from back when this game was popular lol.

  • @glump7744
    @glump7744 4 роки тому +583

    something about jerma walking around picking up things and typing in all lowercase gives off an oddly innocent vibe?

  • @ErenMortel
    @ErenMortel 2 роки тому +81

    He made so much progress on this game at such short notice, it's unbelievable

  • @bocolatebhipbookie
    @bocolatebhipbookie 2 роки тому +103

    27:56 i love how jerma sounds exactly like trip here lmao

  • @widen698
    @widen698 3 роки тому +161

    8:42
    The madman actually predicted what he would do two years later

  • @thedude0000-b2j
    @thedude0000-b2j Рік тому +67

    oh my GOD what he does the first playthrough is insane

  • @bruisley709
    @bruisley709 7 років тому +410

    this game is so good and so bad at the same time bit of a meme game

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 роки тому +36

      it has a little something for everybody

    • @cat3584
      @cat3584 3 роки тому +4

      How is this bad?

    • @swarler
      @swarler 2 роки тому +59

      the graphics are legitimately terrible and the main mechanic of communicating with the characters through text typed by you (and not chosen from a bunch of preset answers) works poorly enough that saying "melon" ends your game

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 2 роки тому +86

      @@swarler the graphics are very charming, especially for 2005

    • @hexogramd8430
      @hexogramd8430 2 роки тому +25

      @@swarler the graphics are amazing for 2005

  • @ashwolfenson377
    @ashwolfenson377 3 роки тому +64

    Baby screams melon to receive help from 35 year old friend

  • @pepperbytez8128
    @pepperbytez8128 2 роки тому +303

    Jerma actually points out how awkward and unrealistic this situation is.

    • @victorp8689
      @victorp8689 Рік тому +87

      if you think its unrealistic you havent been in my house lmao

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Рік тому +13

      @@victorp8689 damn rip

    • @dir-gk
      @dir-gk Рік тому +48

      @@victorp8689 just say melon victor. you got this.

    • @skakee10
      @skakee10 Рік тому +52

      Its apparently realistic. I showed my dad this game when I was a kid cause I thought it was goofy and when he played it he almost cried :(

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Рік тому +40

      I mean it’s awkward as fuck but the energy of being in the same room as a couple on the verge of breaking up is pretty on point

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 6 років тому +86

    *Starts the stream* “What’s façade?”
    Oh boy

  • @SLYCoopaEatsChicken
    @SLYCoopaEatsChicken 2 роки тому +69

    this game truly had better voice acting than most big games today

  • @groovetorped
    @groovetorped 4 роки тому +112

    It's like talking to 2 brick walls.

  • @-psilo-9071
    @-psilo-9071 Рік тому +25

    This game makes me so stressed out they just argue and argue and barely even listen to you it's too realistic.

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 роки тому +105

    As someone who doesn't handle conflict well, like at all, this game's my own personal hell

    • @Neon99
      @Neon99 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah this is uncomfortable, jerma is the only thing helping it

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 11 місяців тому

      Huh? There is no way people like you exist. You can't handle something well if you avoid it

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 2 роки тому +37

    "Tell people what they want to hear"
    *Proceeds to make Grace uncomfortable*

  • @Beelze_Bubbles
    @Beelze_Bubbles 6 років тому +122

    Baby Brad just wanted some watermelon while he was stuck in the couch and trip just picks him up and puts him outside the apartment XD

  • @oronk60
    @oronk60 Рік тому +43

    It's called facade because he's wearing the face of trip's best friend.

  • @dahktuh
    @dahktuh 6 років тому +48

    local elderly streamer breaks and enters the homes of millions in cyberspace

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +45

    brenda just sitting in a chair and burping was the best ending jerma got

  • @spoonsboy
    @spoonsboy 3 роки тому +161

    8:42 aged like fine wine

  • @Razercool1878
    @Razercool1878 7 років тому +109

    I completely forgot about his game. My body is ready.

  • @emsparklemoji
    @emsparklemoji 7 місяців тому +8

    i took a nap to this stream and it played out in my dream that he was playing inside of a homemade dollhouse made from cardboard boxes and craft supplies with dolls meant to be Grace and Trip for the stream. it was actually so entertaining

  • @Neon99
    @Neon99 2 роки тому +55

    PSYCO streamer ropes unwilling couple into WEIRD baby roleplay

  • @Quacktivate
    @Quacktivate Рік тому +65

    There needs to be another game like this with dozens of endings and hundreds of different interactions

  • @michaeldepauw9114
    @michaeldepauw9114 2 роки тому +50

    1:04:39 Trip is walking off into the abyss lmao

  • @khncke
    @khncke 7 років тому +191

    haha *melon*

    • @squidlizard9159
      @squidlizard9159 7 років тому +21

      *shuts door*

    • @MattVariety
      @MattVariety 7 років тому +6

      ALRIGHT,

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 років тому +7

      Alright Halfzard, I think it's time for you to leave. We'll be fine, you should just GO.

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 2 роки тому +136

    Wish somebody would make something like this with todays technology

    • @Fernybun
      @Fernybun 4 місяці тому +1

      *makes the exact same game*

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 6 років тому +59

    Domestic conflict simulator

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 роки тому +49

    The good ending is the ending where grace leaves trip

  • @scaleonkhan183
    @scaleonkhan183 2 роки тому +73

    I wasn't paying attention and 1:17:05 genuinely scared the shit out of me

  • @bbytyty
    @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +13

    This happened to my buddy Greg once

    • @bbytyty
      @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +4

      and my buddy Gonzalo

    • @bbytyty
      @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +3

      and my buddy Brad

    • @bbytyty
      @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +3

      and my buddy Adam

    • @bbytyty
      @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +3

      and my buddy Brenda

    • @bbytyty
      @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +3

      and my buddy Jared

  • @kazuhiramiller7945
    @kazuhiramiller7945 6 років тому +58

    REMEMBER THE RAT AT CHUCK. E. CHEESE?

  • @fishbroccoli69
    @fishbroccoli69 4 роки тому +53

    the baby roleplay hit a little too close to home

  • @skycaptain95
    @skycaptain95 5 місяців тому +6

    Jerma is the first person in history to successfully be more strange and awkward than the NPCs.

  • @niczkowski
    @niczkowski 5 років тому +112

    Damn this is my favorite FIGHTING SIMULATOR