SCP Classes (The known and unknown) PART 1

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +3398

    Examples of each Class
    SAFE: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-432
    EUCLID: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184
    KETER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
    THAUMIEL: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3000
    APOLLYON: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2317
    EXPLAINED: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005-j-ex
    NEUTRALISED: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1241
    MAKSUR: www.scp-wiki.net/twistedgears-kaktus-proposal
    ZENO: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2005
    EMBLA: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-manns-proposal
    EUCLID-IGNOTUS: No file but related to www.scp-wiki.net/scp-655
    53: www.scp-wiki.net/scantron-s-proposal
    HUMANOID: www.scp-wiki.net/djoric-dmatix-proposal
    KETER-THAUMIEL: www.scp-wiki.net/djkaktus-s-proposal
    YESOD: www.scp-wiki.net/spikebrennan-s-proposal
    NON-ANOMALOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/wjs-proposal
    SAFE-PRODEST: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066
    EUCLID-IMPETUS:www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066
    SAFE-IMPETUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-984
    EUCLID-NUNCTII: No file to link.
    NEHEMOTH: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2998/offset/5
    BFF: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2790
    FORMER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2602
    GLORIOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1561
    KRONECKER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2062
    DECOMISSIONED: www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-083-d
    FORUM CLASSES: www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-761338/scp-object-classifications

    • @Vulfoof
      @Vulfoof 6 років тому +66

      Euclid-Ignotus refers to SCP's that are euclid class that are an unknown species of living organism, Ignotus meaning "unknown".

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 6 років тому +35

      Holy crap! Did anybody else realize that one of these classes refers to a building, which used to be a library, which was once used as a library a couple decades back? I wonder if "former" refers to all SCPs which are no longer anomalous, or to just those SCPs which, like 2602 (which used to be a library), was once used as a library at some point in time past?
      (Sorry...I think 2602, the old library, compelled me to ask this question because it used to be a library. I couldn't help myself, esp. in the face of such a former library. XD)

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +31

      @NekoNyan oooooohhhhh cool

    • @lordpeanut5095
      @lordpeanut5095 6 років тому +12

      SCP ILLUSTRATED
      Can you do a video on SCP-610 next? It is interesting, but very disturbing. Also do L1-L5 exploration logs.

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +27

      Yup
      Flesh that hates
      IKEA
      and 173 vs 096 are coming soon as they have been requested so much

  • @lumbobumbo2189
    @lumbobumbo2189 5 років тому +3607

    Apollyon: you put it in a box and the box is on fire, you're on fire, and everything else is on fire.

  • @Exotic4M3
    @Exotic4M3 5 років тому +5012

    Thaumiel SCP be like:
    *I used the SCP to contain the SCP...*

  • @diansu4403
    @diansu4403 4 роки тому +2982

    Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel
    long ago the 4 types lived in harmony
    But everything changed when the Apollyon broke containment

    • @OneWingedKing
      @OneWingedKing 4 роки тому +213

      Thaumiel : you can't defeat me !
      Keter : i know but he can
      *Points at appolyon*

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +68

      @@OneWingedKing Apollyon:I Can’t either but he can
      Object class: PETER : shut up Kyle.

    • @OneWingedKing
      @OneWingedKing 4 роки тому +27

      @@nakupovani1 Object class : *Peanut* : whoms't dare awaken the almighty one ?

    • @pinkyuri5
      @pinkyuri5 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 4 роки тому +2

      @@OneWingedKing Object class: Jender: fuck u

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 4 роки тому +3261

    Safe: you eat the steak
    Euclid: you eat the steak but it doesn’t taste that good and you don’t know how it’s cooked
    Keter: the steak burns your mouth when you try to eat it
    Thamiel: the fork you use to eat the steak
    Appolyon: the steak eats you

    • @edoardo1342
      @edoardo1342 4 роки тому +19

      Sentience100 you too, it’s appolyon, with 2 “p”

    • @edoardo1342
      @edoardo1342 4 роки тому +10

      @@meyerswhyte my bad

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 роки тому +7

      Sentience100 oh damm lemme edir that real quick

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th 4 роки тому +22

      Apollyon: the steak eats you and goes on to eat the rest of the earth

    • @insertsomethingrelatable2494
      @insertsomethingrelatable2494 4 роки тому +10

      In russia you dont eat steak, steak eats you

  • @popswaterr
    @popswaterr 5 років тому +3478

    Safe: I will get the sandwich I ordered
    Euclid: I don’t know what sandwich I will get
    Keter: I got the wrong sandwich
    Thamiel: I made the sandwich
    Apollyon: where my sandwich go?

    • @notmonaca
      @notmonaca 4 роки тому +152

      Neutralized: Ok, what?

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 4 роки тому +295

      Neutralized: I ate the sandwich

    • @OneWingedKing
      @OneWingedKing 4 роки тому +170

      Explained : i know what the sandwich is composed of
      Maskur : i don't want to assemble the sandwich
      53: "i don't know anything about That sandwich, is That even a sandwich ?"
      -doctor bright
      Yesod : "WHO LEFT THEIR SANDWICH IN THE O5 HEADQUARTERS ?!"
      Non-anomalous : That is a totally normal sandwich
      ***-impetus : why is my sandwich starting bitting me ?
      Nunctii : *New Super sandwich Bros*
      Nehemoth : again, why is my sandwich starting bitting me ?
      BFF : *teletubbieburgers noises*
      Glorious : LONG LIVE THE MEAL KING
      Kronecker : Now the bitting sandwich start modifying the scps entrys
      Decomissioned : an sandwich that destroy Bad sandwiches
      *"HOL' UP"*
      -Doc bright
      Yggdrasil and annata : *THE FORBIDDEN SANDWICH*

    • @just_pat_w
      @just_pat_w 4 роки тому +65

      Apollyon: I got a salad

    • @div1shah
      @div1shah 4 роки тому +24

      @@OneWingedKing This explained way more better than the video.

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 5 років тому +5750

    If you say a couple of these out loud, your furniture will start to float.

    • @yvittriflint4319
      @yvittriflint4319 5 років тому +63

      Seth Begley Made me chuckle. HEHE

    • @redchris7352
      @redchris7352 5 років тому +162

      The loud, irritating and unbearable harry potter music, that's used as a meme, starts playing...

    • @thefullcouncil1080
      @thefullcouncil1080 5 років тому +71

      No you just had some scp 420

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 5 років тому +72

      ELUCID-IMPETUS MAKSUR
      *everything glass just breaks, and glass shards fling about the room hitting random people*

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 5 років тому +18

      Eli Walker *SCP-420-J

  • @jzoid1351
    @jzoid1351 4 роки тому +4932

    Safe: The player that always says “gg” after every match, generally very nice
    Euclid: The pro player, nice and mean, sometimes says gg after every match
    Keter: The toxic player, says hurtful things to anyone and everyone
    Thaumiel: The player that carries the team, usually nice, says gg sometimes
    Apollyon: The player thats #1 on the leaderboard

    • @FauxReal.
      @FauxReal. 4 роки тому +169

      Euclid impetus = camper

    • @rodeldampil7019
      @rodeldampil7019 4 роки тому +76

      Safe: The player who just waits at spawn and let the others to the job.

    • @rodeldampil7019
      @rodeldampil7019 4 роки тому +73

      Thaumiel: The player who doesn't die for some reason

    • @rodeldampil7019
      @rodeldampil7019 4 роки тому +69

      Zeno: A normal player but gets even better every time he gets a kill

    • @thestrongholdsociety
      @thestrongholdsociety 4 роки тому +40

      Keter: Tyler1

  • @starkar91
    @starkar91 3 роки тому +818

    Safe: You don't care
    Euclid: You care
    Keter: You panic
    Thaumiel: It cares
    Appolyon: You're dead

    • @vantabebs
      @vantabebs 3 роки тому +57

      Neutralized, Decommissioned: You used to care but you don't anymore

    • @Drako96
      @Drako96 3 роки тому +30

      Safe: You live
      Euclid: You care
      Keter: You may go dead
      Thaumiel: It protects you
      Apollyon: You're _obviously_ DEAD!
      Tiberius: It recovers you.
      Principalis: REALITY FAILURE/BROKEN TIMELINE

    • @skinnycacitas66
      @skinnycacitas66 3 роки тому +12

      Explained: You care but can stop caring at any time

    • @mushroomgodalt9643
      @mushroomgodalt9643 2 роки тому +2

      "it cares" is extremely ominous

    • @BeautifulMutant
      @BeautifulMutant 2 роки тому +4

      Archon: you care, but you're not gonna sweat it.

  • @nakupovani1
    @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +1783

    “Dr.Bright can’t kill it with his chainsaw guns!” Should be a class

    • @metalballs1004
      @metalballs1004 4 роки тому +61

      apollyon should be called that

    • @thistleserbel2214
      @thistleserbel2214 4 роки тому +34

      BCKIWHCG would be the acronym.

    • @BucketofDoge
      @BucketofDoge 4 роки тому +50

      BUTNWCG (Bright Unable To Neutralize With Chainsaw Guns) sounds more like something the foundation would say

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 роки тому +18

      CKCG-class. A secondary class, used to refer to an SCP that requires special means to be neutralized that do not involve chainsaws. which is most of them.

    • @dudeman4514
      @dudeman4514 4 роки тому +16

      @@metalballs1004 nah, not even an apollyon can survive that

  • @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546
    @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546 4 роки тому +727

    Nobody:
    Literally every class after apollyon:
    *REFERS TO PROPOSAL*

    • @JackToTheA1
      @JackToTheA1 4 роки тому +52

      A stranger you’ve met on the internet
      All of them past Apollyon are unessasary. I hate them

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 4 роки тому +30

      @@JackToTheA1 Zeno actually seems pretty helpful, but yeah, most of them are one offs that are nothing more than specific versions of euclid or used for 001

    • @comsox4915
      @comsox4915 4 роки тому

      @Nero Yeah but there's a difference between breaking out and killing 100 people and easily blowing up the Earth

    • @a01073791533
      @a01073791533 4 роки тому +1

      A stranger you’ve met on the internet I see you star platinum

    • @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546
      @astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546 4 роки тому

      @@a01073791533 no get away

  • @bubbaxmv
    @bubbaxmv 4 роки тому +673

    Doctor: *Makes a 001 proposal*
    O5, in the voice of Bill Wurtz: We can make a class out of this.

    • @eleanorfarell1872
      @eleanorfarell1872 4 роки тому +23

      No, don’t.

    • @jessiestrenke6041
      @jessiestrenke6041 4 роки тому +26

      you can make a relig- no dont

    • @roxinaamber6987
      @roxinaamber6987 4 роки тому +10

      *YOU CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*

    • @dr.reetinairraj5069
      @dr.reetinairraj5069 4 роки тому

      What is that gross thing on your profile picture

    • @m.t.fredrighthand7946
      @m.t.fredrighthand7946 3 роки тому +4

      𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚣 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝?

  • @theheroidk2504
    @theheroidk2504 3 роки тому +411

    Safe: Liquid water
    Euclid: Boiling water
    Keter: Superfluid
    Thaumiel: The cup
    Apollyon: *t s u n a m i*

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 роки тому +2

      Zeno: Supercritical Fluid

    • @corameliz3602
      @corameliz3602 3 роки тому +3

      yes im going to drink *liquid water*

    • @polygonrincreal
      @polygonrincreal 3 роки тому +2

      then what’s ice

    • @tryhard3r200
      @tryhard3r200 3 роки тому +3

      @@polygonrincreal ice is n i c e

    • @TNTdoIgor
      @TNTdoIgor 3 роки тому +2

      *apollyon: tsunami of 50% boiling water and 50% sulfuric acid

  • @lordcrunchy4821
    @lordcrunchy4821 6 років тому +2088

    Man, how could you forget
    _T O T A L Y S A F E_

  • @raskr8137
    @raskr8137 5 років тому +6178

    SCP - ████
    Class: Apollyon
    Containment procedures: [REDACTED]
    Description: [REDACTED]
    My original SCP, do not steal

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 5 років тому +530

      Essentially every role play character that’s like: “I finna murder you but you know nothing about me”

    • @pianomaster696
      @pianomaster696 5 років тому +185

      Is it Connor?

    • @LolLol-hj3kp
      @LolLol-hj3kp 5 років тому +121

      Sadly,it not yours.from things Dr bright are not allowed to do at the Foundation is already one like that.

    • @mctgamer3096
      @mctgamer3096 5 років тому +53

      your scp is redacted comfirm

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 5 років тому +75

      **initiates XK-class scenario cutely**

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 6 років тому +503

    Let's not forget all of the ones that Dr. Bright makes up when he's bored.

  • @teamNOben
    @teamNOben 4 роки тому +474

    Safe: Hi
    Euclid: Hi, I might attack you
    Keter: I will attack you
    Appolyon: *B E G O N E T H O T*

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 4 роки тому +2

      www.scpwiki.com/task-forces#eta-4

    • @SomewhatGhOATed
      @SomewhatGhOATed 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar 3 роки тому +18

      Yggdrasil : violence is never the answer,violence is a question,and the answer is *yes*

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar 3 роки тому +1

      Yggdrasil : violence is never the answer,violence is a question,and the answer is *yes*

    • @piss7610
      @piss7610 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine still saying thot and pootis in 2020. Grow up

  • @Flint1241
    @Flint1241 6 років тому +2352

    One correction.
    SCPs are not rated Safe, Euclid, or Keter based on how dangerous they are. These ratings are based solely on how easily it can be contained.
    SCP's that are difficult to contain are usually very dangerous, but not always.
    As is said on the SCP Wiki: A button that can destroy the universe would be classified as Safe. A cat that can randomly trade places with any other cat in the world would be classified as Keter.

    • @OPJuiceBox
      @OPJuiceBox 6 років тому +140

      *sees tik tok ad*
      *CLICKS BUTTON*

    • @limetime9045
      @limetime9045 6 років тому +60

      SCP-507 is classed as Safe though, and he kinda just shifts through the fabric of reality from time to time. He's extremely hard to keep contained without constant retrieval efforts, but is otherwise a non-threat.

    • @Rementu
      @Rementu 6 років тому +54

      CrypticAsterisk a case of bad classification! There are authors of scps who don’t understand the classes.

    • @novaexplorer2397
      @novaexplorer2397 5 років тому +18

      Not necessarily, many humanoids are safe because of how cooperative they are such as many of the little misters

    • @kontrol42
      @kontrol42 5 років тому +6

      That cat would be classified as Euclid in worst case scenario. Safe is more likely, since its capabilities don't pose a threat. SCP-507 is a good example of it

  • @warblenoise
    @warblenoise 6 років тому +3777

    Alot of these are really annoying because they're either not needed or just too specific

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 5 років тому +312

      @@michaelwilliams9080 Apollyon is kinda needed if that SCP can't be contained

    • @mikaelvideos3549
      @mikaelvideos3549 5 років тому +214

      I agree like seriously this is just (REDACTED) ridiculous

    • @throg4657
      @throg4657 5 років тому +236

      Michael Williams
      Well, id say apollyon and thaumiel are fine too

    • @jojibot9193
      @jojibot9193 5 років тому +183

      CinnaBear _ They should have stopped at Apollyon...it’s the same shit with the 100s of SCP 001...so annoying and excessive

    • @dgrunklesamiii4615
      @dgrunklesamiii4615 5 років тому +228

      oH bOy TiMe To LeT mY oRiGiNaLiTy ShInE wItH tHiS bRaNd NeW cLaSsIfIcAtIoN!!11!!
      mInEs GoNnA bE *(latin word here)*

  • @brandonjackson6343
    @brandonjackson6343 5 років тому +1096

    Some writers really need to consider the “Locked Box Principle” before haphazardly slapping a “KETER” label on everything.

    • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
      @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 4 роки тому +80

      Brandon Jackson hence Suddenly Chair. Is it dangerous? Hardly. Is it containable? For short periods only

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 роки тому +37

      @@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
      Yeah, the Keter definition in this video is horribly obsolete.

    • @Scp--wr4xv
      @Scp--wr4xv 4 роки тому +16

      *agrees in Keter*

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 роки тому +54

      Yes it is means it is hard to contain, and probably dangerous. If it is dangerous but easy to contain, it shouldn’t be keter

    • @Funnyanimalperson
      @Funnyanimalperson 4 роки тому

      @@Scp--wr4xv hello to you to

  • @siilverREAL
    @siilverREAL 4 роки тому +361

    Mum, can we get Keter-Class?
    No, we have Keter-Class at home.
    Keter-Class at home: *Truculent*

  • @grantthememelord981
    @grantthememelord981 4 роки тому +531

    Nobody:
    All 001 proposals: wow look at my new OC

    • @mcdonaldtrump7635
      @mcdonaldtrump7635 4 роки тому +12

      Basically

    • @cyanic3148
      @cyanic3148 4 роки тому +21

      *_my OC is PAPERS_*

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 4 роки тому +9

      The real scp 001 is the ranks, they have sentience and cause the SCP’s to act accordingly

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 4 роки тому +9

      It's like:
      OMGy, you all sUck, my proposel iz Apolyoin-impetus-safe-peeNUT-shygay-682-Abyl-SCARLET_KING and will kill, and murder and win al anime battle. THErE *(smashes enter)* bes 00!one SKCP, reeeeeee!!!11
      ok, YES, I'm overdramatizing, but I do agree... these proposals kinda got out of hand...
      EDIT: damn it, forgot to add 096 and 173. Fixed.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 роки тому +7

      SCP-001-J
      The Goose.
      Class: Apollyon.

  • @mosshivenetwork117
    @mosshivenetwork117 5 років тому +749

    I think we should stick to safe, Euclid, keter, thaumiel, Apollyon, explained, neutralized, and maybe maskur.

    • @пажилойузбек
      @пажилойузбек 5 років тому +14

      i love yggdrasil

    • @jonassmith7707
      @jonassmith7707 5 років тому +54

      Maskur shouldn’t really be a classification, as it’d make more sense to give a classification to the shards.

    • @nothanks5924
      @nothanks5924 5 років тому +1

      Yea, we really should.

    • @doodlytoodly9806
      @doodlytoodly9806 5 років тому +2

      BWM SRRN the end of world ones maybe

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 5 років тому +15

      BWM SRRN I say add yiggdrasil because as much as it’s specific it’s a weird combination of safe and Apollyon that is too hard to decide which is correct so I can understand people using it

  • @lukewaltham6739
    @lukewaltham6739 6 років тому +1773

    Don't forget about [Data Expunged], [Data Expunged] and also [Data Expunged]

    • @JoDxi
      @JoDxi 6 років тому +93

      And what about [Data Expunged]?

    • @JoDxi
      @JoDxi 6 років тому +99

      Also, don't forget about [Redacted]

    • @ryancunard559
      @ryancunard559 6 років тому +60

      Don't forget the Legendary Site [Redacted]. All the good shit goes down there.

    • @wisemansocrates
      @wisemansocrates 5 років тому +41

      Oh yeah and ○○●●●○○●○○●○●●

    • @Alvah37
      @Alvah37 5 років тому +30

      Ohhh or the [Message not delivered]

  • @rom_an.ia.
    @rom_an.ia. 4 роки тому +281

    Safe: I get the toast how I like it
    Euclid: I dunno what toast I'll get
    Keter: My toast burns
    Thaumiel: I heat up the toast
    Apollyon: The toaster explodes
    Neutralized: The toast crumbs
    Explained: So. Basically. Toast is wheat that was heated up twice. One by a raging inferno. And another by a piece of man-made machinery that is designed to turn un-toasted toast into toasted toast for humans all over the world (except gluten-free) to enjoy

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar 3 роки тому +14

      Yggdrasil: the toast destroys reality

    • @vantabebs
      @vantabebs 3 роки тому +15

      Neutralized: The digested remains of that slice of toast
      Maksur: If a slice of toast was cut into pieces

    • @AURI3N
      @AURI3N 3 роки тому

      Toast before toasted is called bread idiots

    • @ademdjulic2131
      @ademdjulic2131 3 роки тому

      apollyon
      toast eats u

    • @fireflythe7
      @fireflythe7 3 роки тому +3

      Anatto: Toast eats universe.

  • @williamlucas3231
    @williamlucas3231 5 років тому +276

    Safe-lock in box and leave
    Euclid-lock in box and use a containment procedure which isn’t too hard to do and provided the site remains functional it will be contained
    (I.e. needs power to keep door locked or D class to maintain eye contact)
    Keter-it is trying to escape the box and may do so even if containment procedures are followed
    Thaumial- it is the box
    Apollyon- there is no box

    • @ananshasheta926
      @ananshasheta926 5 років тому +40

      Neutralized - Uh... why are you putting that in a box?

    • @violetaz556
      @violetaz556 5 років тому +17

      Archon: please don't put it in a box

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 5 років тому +3

      @@ananshasheta926 Put it in a Trashcan

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 5 років тому +13

      Decomitioned - I just dumped the box empty.

    • @geryz7549
      @geryz7549 4 роки тому +5

      Yggdrasil/Annata: Reality ITSELF stops working

  • @jonarhax3388
    @jonarhax3388 5 років тому +920

    Basic kid: There are only 3 classes
    Douchebag kid: Um, actually there are four.
    Scp foundation: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @jhonsillosanchez8494
      @jhonsillosanchez8494 4 роки тому +8

      wait they cant tell anyone who they are

    • @jacobpdeleon2747
      @jacobpdeleon2747 4 роки тому

      JOJO

    • @Draconarious
      @Draconarious 4 роки тому +13

      I mean.. the majority of those in this video were meaningless for the whole point of having an SCP "Class". Honestly, the most legitimate answer would just be "Decommisioned, Safe, Euclid, Keter, Apolyon, Yggdrasil". Hell, the mode these was just abritrarily giving individual SCP's their own unique class for no legitimate reason. On top of that, "Neutralized" seems meaningful, but ignores the value of recognizing the threat it could potentially hold.

    • @derpylimeaj6350
      @derpylimeaj6350 4 роки тому +2

      Me: There is 5

    • @Draconarious
      @Draconarious 4 роки тому +1

      @@derpylimeaj6350 What's your argument?

  • @ATalkingDoubleBarrel
    @ATalkingDoubleBarrel 4 роки тому +326

    "How many proposal does SCP-001 has?"
    SCP Foundation: *"YES"*

    • @ademdjulic2131
      @ademdjulic2131 3 роки тому +4

      like 31 of them are public known
      other trensillion is 05 clearence

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 3 роки тому

      The real one has to be the factory

    • @iranoutofideas7114
      @iranoutofideas7114 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cipher_Nine no, I think the real one is "when day breaks"

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 3 роки тому +2

      @@iranoutofideas7114 it is my favorite one, but i don't think it's the real one for the following reasons :
      This SCP was labeled as 001 when a time traveler told the foundation this was going to happen in the future.
      The event was meant to happen in May 2021 and we're still alive (as well as the prime SCP universe).
      Or maybe every 001 is real, every different universe has one. Maybe. But after some research, I think that The Black Moon is the real one. It makes sense on why it's called 001, the origin of the Administrator and the foundation, but it also reveals why the Administrator is the way he is. The 001 threat in that universe (or any) is much deadlier than When Day Breaks, it's a ZK end of reality scenario. It completely make sense for the O5 and Administrator to want to hide this one.

    • @D-WP334
      @D-WP334 5 місяців тому

      "how many scp-001s are there?"
      SCP Foundation: well idk
      the guy who names them: oops.

  • @nostrodelaantares8416
    @nostrodelaantares8416 5 років тому +433

    You forgot scp-💯 object class: 🅱️eter

  • @chocolatechip6672
    @chocolatechip6672 4 роки тому +722

    Missed one
    Object class: Unnecessary
    Referred to in Lily’s scp 001 proposal (The world’s gone beautiful), a phenomenon that occurs 24 hours before the death of all life on earth. Scp 001 doesn’t cause the death of all life on earth, merely a response to it. During scp 001 the climate becomes warm and comfortable, 90% of viable places grow flowers that are described as “vibrant” or “beautiful”. Humans become aware of the fate of the earth and its inevitability, peoples aggression greatly decreases. The foundation will release any non violent and sentient scps, all staff including D class are honorably discharged and free to do what they want with their remaining time. A depressing and sad proposal.

    • @bishopnickle2207
      @bishopnickle2207 4 роки тому +14

      How is that depressing

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 4 роки тому +116

      @@bishopnickle2207 that before the death of earth everything will be amazing and perfect and we wont have much time to enjoy it

    • @bishopnickle2207
      @bishopnickle2207 4 роки тому +16

      @@doublenaut443 oh ok I understand now

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 роки тому +8

      Sentient and violent...

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 роки тому +3

      Ok no

  • @IronBahamut
    @IronBahamut 6 років тому +483

    Only heard of the first 8
    A lot of them seem incredibly redundant

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +63

      Yeah I mean the first few are the only ones that make much of an appearance the others are just used the once in one-off SCPs

    • @СергейДементьев-ы9р
      @СергейДементьев-ы9р 6 років тому +10

      IronBahamut at least the last ones sounded pretty good

    • @xilefenko
      @xilefenko 6 років тому +7

      Yeah. It woulb be cooler if there would at least be a bunch of SCP's that use the class

    • @cheekybum1513
      @cheekybum1513 6 років тому +15

      They are made up because people want their scp’s to be special

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 6 років тому

      @@cheekybum1513 yeah but it defeats the purpose

  • @twentyonescooters6469
    @twentyonescooters6469 4 роки тому +342

    A lot of these just feel like the author’s were trying to make their SCP’s unique but made them look stupid

    • @m.t.fredrighthand7946
      @m.t.fredrighthand7946 3 роки тому +28

      𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚛 [ 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 ], 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚊-6 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍.

    • @aliceinclockworks
      @aliceinclockworks 3 роки тому +19

      It's probably due to an anomaly nature being undescribable whilst facing human nature to describe and classify reality... It's like immovable object and unstopable force paradox.

    • @ThatYoderVODS
      @ThatYoderVODS 3 роки тому +9

      There’s always the fact that someone will think their scp class will be a new standard in scp lore. I mean a rule I heard that if three scp writers use it then it’s a valid object class

    • @prst3191
      @prst3191 3 роки тому +1

      Some SCPs is just to unique to classified in litterally 1 classes cause some Euclids is also safe and while some r safe but still act like Euclid and some becomes from Safe to Euclid for a certain reasonably explanations

    • @Bengiamino
      @Bengiamino 3 роки тому

      In real life this would happen too because though

  • @baroncosmos6545
    @baroncosmos6545 5 років тому +425

    So...
    SCPs are like music, where you can make up a fancy sounding word for one extremely specific or redundant thing, and suddenly that's a rule?

    • @nangsanbhalangblah333
      @nangsanbhalangblah333 5 років тому +24

      Or Genders too. 😅😅

    • @elinquisidorperseverante6835
      @elinquisidorperseverante6835 5 років тому +11

      @@nangsanbhalangblah333 You mean non-binary ones.
      Your mistake is opressing me
      Stop opressing me.

    • @splingusbugs
      @splingusbugs 4 роки тому +10

      Well, yes, but there is no canon for SCP material so everyone's idea of what is and isn't canon differs. You can choose to not include these classes in your vision and that's it.

    • @elinquisidorperseverante6835
      @elinquisidorperseverante6835 4 роки тому +2

      @@splingusbugs True, true.

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 4 роки тому +3

      el inquisidor perseverante I think they are referring to those post who say there are 60 genders or more. Not non-binary or gender fluid (and some others) those at least make some logical sense even if they haven’t been studied, proven or disproven for the time being.

  • @scp-173biohazardpeanut7
    @scp-173biohazardpeanut7 5 років тому +204

    Who heard neutrilized and thought
    "Here were dragons."
    PTSD Memory of THAT scp

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 років тому +1

      RIP

    • @Draconarious
      @Draconarious 4 роки тому +5

      literally watched that before coming here. Though.. after listening to this list, I think "neutralized" is rather meaningless for SCP class. Neutralization can be undone, and then what information are you left with?

    • @objectshowshipper
      @objectshowshipper 4 роки тому

      WHYYY

    • @xenomorphking1595
      @xenomorphking1595 4 роки тому

      Me

    • @disc1142
      @disc1142 4 роки тому

      ; - ;

  • @cenni1887
    @cenni1887 6 років тому +634

    Many of these are just fancy ways of saying keter and it kinda makes me angry that writers created a unique class just for their scp

    • @muselikesminecraft
      @muselikesminecraft 6 років тому +120

      jona minichiello Yeah, I mean it's cool if they make it work, but it's mostly just "Look at MY scp, it's more special than yours!"

    • @cenni1887
      @cenni1887 6 років тому +47

      Face McFaceFace Yes, that's the problem, i mean i don't mind some of these, like embla maybe, but a lot just seem like a beta version of the original classes.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 6 років тому +85

      "Safe? No, mine is Safe-P R O D E S T."

    • @invalidcrazy7034
      @invalidcrazy7034 6 років тому +37

      I know right? It's ridiculous. Just stay with SEKTA

    • @Retro--
      @Retro-- 6 років тому +13

      Decommissioned should be added to SEKTA like SEKTAD or STEDKA

  • @kziila0244
    @kziila0244 4 роки тому +149

    Neutralized: I’m not in a box, I’m in a tomb.
    Safe: I can’t get out of the box.
    Euclid: I might escape the box.
    Keter: I will break out of the box as many times as I want.
    Thaumiel: I *am* the box.
    Apollyon: (Pauses rampage) There was a box?

    • @mosinnogus2297
      @mosinnogus2297 3 роки тому +3

      *"When The Day Break"* looks like having
      Mentalbreak (it dont know the box ssss)

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 роки тому +11

      Zeno: I can escape the box but it's really hard to do.

    • @mothiez2336
      @mothiez2336 3 роки тому +9

      Apollyon: I will eat the box then eat you

    • @Drako96
      @Drako96 3 роки тому +5

      Apollyon: I wouldn't enter the box or I blew up the box even if I heard the screams of men attacked by SCPs during containment breach.

    • @lechaosadmin
      @lechaosadmin 2 роки тому +1

      Cernunnos: you cant afford a box.

  • @EvilEmu-re5nj
    @EvilEmu-re5nj 5 років тому +239

    Petition to raise the threat level of the multiplying cake to apollyon

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +18

      No move it to “Dr.Bright can’t kill it with his chainsaw guns!”

    • @Strawb-Jam
      @Strawb-Jam 4 роки тому +8

      Imagine drowning in cakes, that multiplies. Now that deserves the Apollyon

    • @kedamono8616
      @kedamono8616 4 роки тому +3

      YES

    • @billymanners9629
      @billymanners9629 4 роки тому

      Counterpoint. since there are effective countermeasures, it should be safe

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 роки тому +3

      @@Strawb-Jam
      Apparently that's what happened in the dimension inside the endless bag of potatoes.

  • @ReiDosSnipers
    @ReiDosSnipers 5 років тому +444

    You forgot "Aweso i mean " Totally Safe"
    420-J

  • @2lazyt378
    @2lazyt378 6 років тому +1368

    Simpatico means friendly in Spanish. This could refer to scp's that are not understood but show no form of aggression or threat at the current time period.

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 роки тому +167

    You forgot about Class Awesome: Used to refer to SCP-420-J.

    • @Bugauanga
      @Bugauanga 3 роки тому +21

      He also forgot the most dangerous class:
      KETER OH GOD KILL IT

    • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
      @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 3 роки тому +8

      @@Bugauanga The one person not to be scared by it was promoted to Site Director by someone from the _O5 Council._

    • @exister._.5086
      @exister._.5086 2 роки тому

      Dont forget SCP E-621

    • @MannyHeffley077
      @MannyHeffley077 2 роки тому

      he also also forgot about euclid-keter

    • @toi6839
      @toi6839 2 роки тому

      j comedic letter

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 5 років тому +61

    Well, at least I now properly understand the basic 5 SEKTA classes.

  • @Swoossh98
    @Swoossh98 6 років тому +353

    In Dutch "keter" means heretic.
    Which is also fitting.

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren 6 років тому +232

    At one point, I had considered proposing an Object Class of my own. Noctem, specifically for unconfirmed and unconfirmable SCPs that can only be hypothetically inferred, but which represent a serious enough threat that the possibility of their existence cannot be ignored. Basically, "If something could happen, but there's no way to tell if anything's in the box, it's Noctem". The class would have come with a slight restructuring of the standard format, replacing "Special Containment Procedures" with "Special Categoric Precautions", i.e. since by nature a Noctem would be impossible to contain, as it cannot even be verified, handling instead focuses on reasonable measures the Foundation can take to prevent any effects. SCP-1763-EX is an example of what I would classify as a Noctem.

    • @donovanbossinger6949
      @donovanbossinger6949 6 років тому +8

      KefkeWren What about SCP-055?

    • @rachetix2077
      @rachetix2077 6 років тому +3

      Epic

    • @helios7975
      @helios7975 6 років тому +1

      Wait so like SCP-4911?

    • @Nobody-zl3kk
      @Nobody-zl3kk 5 років тому +27

      Your idea aint bad, it doesn't sound that specific, why isn't this already a thing if bff and humanoid are?

    • @KaiHarper89
      @KaiHarper89 5 років тому +3

      Would you class 3930 as Noctem, in that case? It doesn't have a classification on the site, but it vaguely fits into that category.

  • @tetrofita1787
    @tetrofita1787 4 роки тому +803

    NOTE:safe does not mean harmless a good example is the “cup of joe” incident
    (Edit):
    Wow! 581 likes this is the most if had in my life!
    (Edit 2)
    HOLY MOLY 693 LIKES?!?!
    THANK YOU!!!

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 роки тому +38

      Oh I know that. An agent named Joseph start to sweat and then he fainted?

    • @cacofiin
      @cacofiin 4 роки тому +64

      @@fangsong3802 not that one, that's an incident with scp-294, the cup of joe is another specific scp.

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 роки тому +91

      Yeah, many "SAFE" SCPs can still kill you. Just that they can't hunt you down and murder you, typically. Such as SCP-1025, the book of common diseases that if you read it, you'll come down with whatever disease you just read about. It can still kill you, but it won't if you don't open it.

    • @crystalcat025
      @crystalcat025 4 роки тому +23

      @@amokriinprolgiid3409 so if someone read about covid-19, they'd receive it?

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 роки тому +16

      @@crystalcat025, yup

  • @redacted8694
    @redacted8694 5 років тому +328

    Home: safe
    Your bed: thaumeil
    School: euclid
    Students: euclid
    Teachers: keter
    Mosquitos: keter
    Report cards: potential keter
    Free time: neutralized
    Parents: keter
    Tests: appolyon

  • @user-vm7kv4yx8n
    @user-vm7kv4yx8n 5 років тому +1602

    There is just 7 classes .
    SAFE
    EUCLID
    KETER
    THAUMIEL
    APOLLYON
    NEUTRALIZED(SED)
    EXPLAINED
    End of the discussion.

    • @comsox4915
      @comsox4915 5 років тому +89

      What about Decomissioned

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +154

      I somewhat agree, there should be Only one case where you can add new classes:
      When you have a scp that cannot litteraly fit with any of these classes, the new class should be given a definiton, like all the classes. And it should not be: refferes to scp (insery name here)
      For example: Safe-Keter means a scp that is hard to contain but it is not dangerous

    • @fatassshibe7285
      @fatassshibe7285 5 років тому +113

      @AnduRo keter does not refer to the level of danger to contain, it refers to the ease or lack of ease to contain a certain SCP

    • @killapt4
      @killapt4 5 років тому +4

      Sektane

    • @lucario1486
      @lucario1486 5 років тому +55

      and what about demonetized

  • @camiiscool6662
    @camiiscool6662 4 роки тому +93

    Maths teacher: what’s 40 plus 10 plus 3?
    Me: highly intrusive unknown capabilities unknown nature refers to scantrons proposal for scp 001

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 роки тому +5

      The kirbmaster maths teacher being an scp fan: I see you are a man of culture

  • @kylelorensen8101
    @kylelorensen8101 6 років тому +678

    It always ticks me off when someone makes their own object class for their SCP. I just reeks of "My SCP is too special for the regular five classifications! I need to make my own even though it could easily fall into one of the pre existing categories because I'm a special snowflake!" All we really need are safe, Euclid, and Keter. Thaumiel and Apollyon have their place but some of these are just moronic.

    • @Paradox1012
      @Paradox1012 6 років тому +153

      Also neutralized. Though it wouldnt matter at that point

    • @muselikesminecraft
      @muselikesminecraft 6 років тому +152

      noathegod 1 Some neutralised SCPs are written very well though, like the SCP "here be dragons".

    • @Paradox1012
      @Paradox1012 6 років тому +32

      Face McFaceFace i completely forgot about that one , extremely ironic i know.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 6 років тому +50

      What the fuck safe-prodest is supossed to mean anyways

    • @muselikesminecraft
      @muselikesminecraft 6 років тому +110

      meat it means "Look how special my scp is"

  • @edgyboi971
    @edgyboi971 6 років тому +1869

    "Sorry but I identify as a Keter-Apollyon Zeno 53"

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +168

      lol

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 6 років тому +56

      Edgy Boi
      HA you're so basic I identify as all of them (not really sure how)

    • @DumbWolfPerson
      @DumbWolfPerson 6 років тому +48

      JunkyPorpoise42 don't try to end reality, I did that once

    • @lordcrunchy4821
      @lordcrunchy4821 6 років тому +22

      And the 2018 comment award goes to...

    • @dawsonhelf7922
      @dawsonhelf7922 6 років тому +4

      Moonbase Cyberman WAIT, WHAT!?

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 6 років тому +384

    You must be the most in depth SCP channel out there for people like me without like, idk, the ability to sit down and scroll through thousands of these files. *Thank you*

    • @ZeldaFreak172
      @ZeldaFreak172 5 років тому

      Teenage Gamer this is false. Most of the shit he’s saying is kinda false or useless

  • @FeelAlrightInc
    @FeelAlrightInc 3 роки тому +14

    Here’s the ball metaphor for the classes:
    Safe: It’s a ball
    Euclid: It’s a ball, but you don’t know what it’s made of.
    Keter: It’s a ball, but it keeps rolling away from you
    Thaumiel: the basket you put the ball in after you’re done
    Apollyon: A ball of plasma and hot gas, but it’s literally the sun.

  • @rainydeestar4806
    @rainydeestar4806 5 років тому +31

    "Class BFF"
    Truly the most important class

  • @user-om4mp5nd5u
    @user-om4mp5nd5u 5 років тому +96

    Safe: totally ok 😀
    Euclid: we just don’t know 🤷‍♂️
    Keter: stay away from the box
    Thaumiel: i AM the box
    Apollyon: OH GO OH F&@K

  • @eladvaalani9855
    @eladvaalani9855 5 років тому +89

    So many hebrew name classes!!
    Keter - crown
    Theumiel - tree of life
    Apollion - angel of death
    Yesod - Base / foundation

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I 4 роки тому

      Scp-00000000000000000
      Class : Unknown-Safe
      Containment : all
      How to contain : You can contain it in all
      Description : we are all living with it

  • @Luna-mo4bp
    @Luna-mo4bp 3 роки тому +11

    Safe - That shy kid
    Euclid - That quiet kid
    Keter - That demonic kid
    Appolyon - That §Ωμ kid

  • @AzraelXOXO
    @AzraelXOXO 5 років тому +108

    Damn, the spells for the new Harry Potter movie sure sound interesting

  • @asincereman5297
    @asincereman5297 5 років тому +1181

    Safe: the name Already explains it
    Euclid: the mistery bois
    Keter: the angry 9 Year old kids
    Thaumiel: your Best friend
    Apollyon: you're already dead
    Explained: "hi, How are ya?" [SpongeBob reference]
    Neutralised: do i Need to explain?
    The Other 23 Classes: [insert stupid SJW argument Here]

    • @smelopake6586
      @smelopake6586 5 років тому +13

      I Need Help XD I WOULD POST THIS ON ROBLOX

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 5 років тому +31

      "Thaumiel: your best friend"
      Really? Is SCP-3000 ANYTHING but friendly?

    • @ufukcangencoglu2279
      @ufukcangencoglu2279 5 років тому +11

      @@Peusterokos1 As in "They help us".

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 5 років тому +3

      Comment of the week

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 5 років тому +5

      I was disappointed there wasn't a mention of Dammerung: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

  • @pigeonlordthefirst9448
    @pigeonlordthefirst9448 5 років тому +351

    Scp-hotel
    Class: trivago

  • @WooperButBetter
    @WooperButBetter Рік тому +7

    Safe: a snowball
    Euclid: a rock
    Keter: a bullet
    Thamuel: a bulletproof vest
    Apollyon: a nuke

  • @Evarace
    @Evarace 5 років тому +211

    Um, yeah, I'll just go with SEKTANED (Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Apollyon, Neutralised, Explained, Decommissioned)
    Anyways, the object class depends on the level of containment, not the SCP itself. However, there are others thought otherwise and ended up almost losing ehat the object class means.

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 5 років тому +5

      Man, if you contain a bird you can't say that it's Euclid because of its flying behaviour.

    • @whonk6079
      @whonk6079 5 років тому +3

      Mattia Corelli we can *A N D W E W I L L*

    • @shmegalodonschmuckington786
      @shmegalodonschmuckington786 5 років тому +4

      @@CorelUser Technically, you can because animals are unpredictable.

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 5 років тому +1

      @@shmegalodonschmuckington786 only not completely known SCPs can be Euclid. If they're understood they can become Safe, (like the Reverse Man).

    • @shmegalodonschmuckington786
      @shmegalodonschmuckington786 5 років тому

      @@CorelUser Nah, I don't think so. Unless they have an on and off switch button on the back, they're still Euclid.

  • @martin9669
    @martin9669 6 років тому +11

    The recent SCP-001 proposal "The World At Large" has a "Neztach" object class.

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore 5 років тому +11

    "I don't understand any of this shit" -Most Class D's and SCP enthusiasts

  • @wowok8196
    @wowok8196 4 роки тому +40

    Class: God tier
    Must be praised 200 times a day requires 3 flashlights as a sacrifice a day
    Refers only to 173

    • @corameliz3602
      @corameliz3602 3 роки тому +2

      Friend: What gods/goddesses do you belive in?
      Me: *Peanut*

    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 3 роки тому

      Nah

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 3 роки тому +2

      343: Am I a joke to you?

    • @togfan3116
      @togfan3116 3 роки тому

      fleshlights

    • @Noidea24-z5l
      @Noidea24-z5l 2 роки тому

      Local Peanur Acsends to God Hood [REDACTED] The Chruch Of The Broken God.

  • @bobbirdsong6825
    @bobbirdsong6825 6 років тому +242

    Personally, I think that having tons of object classes is bad for SCP. I also think that having a bunch of SCPs on Warhammer 40,000 levels of ridiculous overpowered ness takes away from the horror aspect, and it works in tandem with too many object classes. That’s just my opinion, though.

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 років тому +44

      I agree SEKTA and neutralised are enough for me

    • @bobbirdsong6825
      @bobbirdsong6825 6 років тому +8

      SCP ILLUSTRATED
      Well, I even think Apollyon is too much, since it takes away a bit of the realism required for horror.

    • @HighKnight
      @HighKnight 6 років тому +22

      Bob Birdsong But the SCP foundation does not only contain horror. It also contains a slew of weird anomalous objects.
      Telepathic Spider
      Where did all the dragons go?
      The All you want Pizza
      SCP - 999

    • @bobbirdsong6825
      @bobbirdsong6825 6 років тому +5

      Filipino Chef Apprentice
      This is true, but what does more classes add? Besides, I’m specifically referring to authors who think big and scary=scary. SCP is primarily a horror site, so for the interest in keeping the creepy vibe going, keep in a low amount of object classes is best.

    • @HighKnight
      @HighKnight 6 років тому +3

      Bob Birdsong
      That's fair. If anything, most classes should be modeled by the SEKTA classifications. The other variants seem redudant.

  • @fenix9502
    @fenix9502 6 років тому +352

    30?
    THERE ARE 30 OF THESE??

    • @Hyrixous
      @Hyrixous 6 років тому +72

      Fenix Only 6 are official. Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Neutralized, and Explained.

    • @Paradox1012
      @Paradox1012 6 років тому +45

      Lucas Watts also apolyon but meh its barely used

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 6 років тому +27

      Lucas Watts
      Yea the other 24 are just either for SCP-001 proposals or very specific SCPS
      (wait doesn't Apollyon count as "official" and on the subject of Apollyon, why shouldn't 2521 count as a Apollyon due to the fact that any attempt to contain it have failed?)

    • @umber6937
      @umber6937 6 років тому +16

      2521 doesn't count as Apollyon, because it isn't about to destroy the planet by a freak accident. It's only summonable by saying/writing what it is, but that still is not a sustainable K-Class scenario, because information regarding will necessarily move slowly and likely will never amount to anything. That is the premise of the current containment scenario. The Apollyons that are labelled as such pose an immediate and active threat to humanity, namely, 2317 will eat everything when that chain breaks in about 30 years, when 001 "When Day Breaks" breached, it turned ~98% of humanity into goo monster in 24 hours, and 3999 ▄▙▚▐▚█▙r▄██4▙▄▙█▐▐█▚▜▟▐█▄▍s█▄▜. And Apollyon isn't official, it's only been used in 3 non -J scips.

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 6 років тому +2

      JunkyPorpoise42 all of them are used for random scps not just scp 001

  • @averagehuman8452
    @averagehuman8452 5 років тому +192

    if air was an SCP:
    SCP-0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    Object Class: Keter
    Special Containment Procedures: Air
    Description: Air

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 років тому +10

      shit joke
      it would be a explained
      Object class would be explained
      Sp Co Pr: can't just be air
      Description: can't just be air
      You're dead meme pic says it all

    • @bubbingreene1630
      @bubbingreene1630 4 роки тому +5

      @@gorgeousfreeman1318 salty much?

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 4 роки тому +1

      @@bubbingreene1630 nah, just trollin ;)

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +3

      Apollyon would've been more fotting

    • @witheredtix5925
      @witheredtix5925 4 роки тому +1

      @@Theakritas_ You can contain air

  • @klackin4205
    @klackin4205 3 роки тому +5

    Safe: I like yo cut g
    Euclid: I kinda like yo cut g
    Keter : I don’t like yo cut g
    Thaumiel: I gave you the cut g
    Apollyon: I fucking hate yo cut g

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +48

    Class: wondertainment

  • @goth3d77
    @goth3d77 6 років тому +152

    My sister is a Humanoid-Appolyon SCP
    amirite?

    • @ThanosChicken
      @ThanosChicken 6 років тому +6

      More like your mom

    • @zezzy5028
      @zezzy5028 6 років тому

      Catten Nation mah nigga

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 6 років тому

      All mine are keter

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye 6 років тому +1

      feminazis are beyond-super apollyon

    • @49lentreya98
      @49lentreya98 5 років тому

      I’m that type of SCP too, on Monday’s
      Admit it, it’s everyone here

  • @laurentiupostolache5770
    @laurentiupostolache5770 4 роки тому +91

    In the beginning of 2020, there are 9 new Classes:
    - Hiemal
    - Archon
    - Cernunnos
    - Tiamat
    - Gòdel
    - Hera
    - Enochian
    - Continua
    - Eparch

    • @apuppetandacookie8200
      @apuppetandacookie8200 3 роки тому +40

      Please tell me this is a joke because can people stop making new classes, isn't safe, euclid, keter, thaumiel and apollyon enough

    • @atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514
      @atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514 3 роки тому +6

      @@apuppetandacookie8200 *THERMAL*

    • @apuppetandacookie8200
      @apuppetandacookie8200 3 роки тому +2

      @@atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514 Damn autocorrect

    • @atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514
      @atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514 3 роки тому +21

      @@apuppetandacookie8200 Two new classes
      Apupet - Given to auto correct users
      Acookie- Given to people who don't want more classes

    • @spinningreiplush1682
      @spinningreiplush1682 3 роки тому +2

      @@apuppetandacookie8200 add in Neutralised, Explained and Maksur

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy4902 3 роки тому +5

    Having an scp with a new class outside of sekta:
    “I’m not like other scp’s”

    • @geryz7549
      @geryz7549 3 роки тому

      "omg i'm so quirky"

  • @hopelessspaghetti5310
    @hopelessspaghetti5310 3 роки тому +10

    Keter-Thuamiel sounds like an SCP that is hard to contain and poses a threat but still helps the foundation in certain situations.

  • @bobbillbert9264
    @bobbillbert9264 4 роки тому +42

    SCP Class Idea!:
    Polovina: an SCP that switches Behavior due to specific and/or unknown events. Some examples:
    (1)A Safe that turns into a keter scp at midnight
    (2) a Keter scp that turns Safe if given a specific object
    (3) a Thaumiel SCP that turns Keter if not handled properly
    (Give some interesting ideas in the replies!)

    • @Justaguy852
      @Justaguy852 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty good

    • @e2sxp
      @e2sxp 4 роки тому +2

      I want this to be true

    • @angrygaming3442
      @angrygaming3442 3 роки тому +2

      not bad, i could see this being a real class and im confused how no one else thought of that yet!

    • @OkOkJoJo
      @OkOkJoJo 3 роки тому +1

      really good idea

    • @unsie
      @unsie 3 роки тому +1

      A portal to a landscape where every joke scp is piled up, but you cant get any because scp-729-j guards it and someone needs to go in it every 24 hours or a giant meteor comes out of it.

  • @Jan_2000
    @Jan_2000 3 роки тому +7

    Half of thrm be like: "I want to make my 001 proposal super edgy, so I invent a completely pointless classifications, just for that one SCP"

  • @warmmilk.3517
    @warmmilk.3517 3 роки тому +12

    Safe: You got the drink.
    Euclid: You got the drink but it tastes wrong and you aren’t sure what it is.
    Keter: You got the wrong drink.
    Theumial: The glass your drink is in.
    Apollyon: You choked on your drink and you died.

    • @RedCheddarPancake
      @RedCheddarPancake Рік тому

      Explained: You know what your drink taste like
      Neutralized: you drank the drink and now it is gone
      Former: Your drink is telling you they are wine

  • @dogetheswaggy3830
    @dogetheswaggy3830 6 років тому +30

    I bet if my dog was a scp, she would be in the BFF catagory. She is deaf, and wants to be pet all the time.

  • @sd2delta496
    @sd2delta496 6 років тому +193

    Your video's are pretty interesting. Unlike the others where I listen to words and no pictures, you have illustrations and do a good job explaining Scp's.

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 6 років тому +2

      Ikr? I love how his drawings resemble those policial sketches that used to be made for crime zone reconstructions on TV before cgi was a thing

    • @sd2delta496
      @sd2delta496 6 років тому

      I i i I spam.

    • @sd2delta496
      @sd2delta496 6 років тому

      Astaroth i agree.

  • @pdwnpwn
    @pdwnpwn 5 років тому +22

    Also, lets not forget the class referring to Dr. Bright, Apollyon-Simpatico-Anatta

  • @maroonjacketdkid08
    @maroonjacketdkid08 3 роки тому +12

    Safe: The kids who cant enter your classroom
    Euclid: Your classmates
    Keter: Your teacher
    Thaumiel: Your Guidance Counselor
    Appollyon: That 1 guy in class, Who wont shut his mouth during the discussions or tests.

  • @dacacar2850
    @dacacar2850 4 роки тому +21

    0:34 I started wheezing beacause sekta in my language means cult

  • @riotctrl9703
    @riotctrl9703 6 років тому +1383

    Like Genders, first there were 2 now there are 72.

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 6 років тому +128

      Yes, but I like an object class that tells me more about the SCP. The standard Safe, Euclid, and Keter were starting to get vague.

    • @boldnbrash5646
      @boldnbrash5646 6 років тому +5

      You. beat me to it lol, I was just about to comment that

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 6 років тому +6

      Bold n Brash First of all, awesome name and profile pick combo. Secondly, who beat you to what?

    • @boldnbrash5646
      @boldnbrash5646 6 років тому +11

      Casul beat me to the genders comment lol, I legit was typing it and then I decided to scroll down to see if someone else had beat me to it then I found this, and thanks for the compliment!

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 6 років тому +9

      Chaabar Yakal Next you'll be asying there shouldn't be more than three object classes.

  • @kayotik4408
    @kayotik4408 4 роки тому +20

    I might be able to decode some of these esoteric classes:
    Embla- An anomaly used to create more anomalies.
    BFF- must be pet often because its cute 😊

    • @warmmilk.3517
      @warmmilk.3517 3 роки тому

      So, I’m kinda thinking SCP-049 when you’re talking about the embla class. Is that reasonable

    • @kayotik4408
      @kayotik4408 3 роки тому

      @@warmmilk.3517 the object is used by the foundation itself to create actual scps rather than things created by an scp

  • @the_benighted
    @the_benighted 3 роки тому +8

    0:03 in the beninging

  • @spicymeatball1455
    @spicymeatball1455 4 роки тому +488

    Safe: We're fine.
    Euclid: What?
    Keter: We are trying hardly to contain the object.
    Thaumiel: We use SCP to contain the SCP.
    Apollyon: The SCP cannot be contained.
    XK-Class: OH S H I T
    YK-Class: R U N FOR YOUR LI-
    *feed missing*

    • @broudogg
      @broudogg 4 роки тому +9

      Apollyon, your fucked

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 4 роки тому +9

      @Nathan D. Larson Anonymous' is more accurate, as there would be nothing left to respond to it.

    • @rock2600
      @rock2600 3 роки тому +7

      Yggdrasil:DEEEEAAATHHHH!

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes 3 роки тому +6

      Wouldn't the Leviathan be Apollyon, or is it just an instant class change when it wakes up?

    • @Dark_Mage
      @Dark_Mage 3 роки тому +5

      @@anon1403 The most dangerous event Dr. Bright got his hands on a Chainsaw launcher and chainsaws while On drugs and alcohol

  • @pla8y
    @pla8y 4 роки тому +50

    scp-sister
    class: sister
    refers to that one makeup tutorial where he says hi sisters

  • @AzykSteam
    @AzykSteam 5 років тому +126

    Damn, classes be appearing like genders in tumblr omg

  • @anandkrishna5124
    @anandkrishna5124 4 роки тому +24

    SCP illustrated: class neutralized
    Me: where did the dragons go?😭

  • @temtrys
    @temtrys 3 роки тому +9

    Safe: You're working at a job that would never be harmful to you or someone else.
    Euclid: You're working at a job that is kinda sketchy, but you don't know for sure.
    Keter: You're working at a job that is probably going to kill you someday now.
    Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supports other jobs. Ex: Like someone who supplies materials for construction.
    Apollyon: you're gonna die working here.
    Explained: you're not noticeable in the career scene. Like fast food for an example.
    Neutralized: you dont have a job.
    Maksur: You can get a job if the opening is there. However, you're still unemployed.
    Zeno: You have that one job that might hurt you or someone else. The job that's kinda hard to do, but not really.
    oh also you're the only one in that job.
    Embla: job = what
    Euclid-Ignotus: two people have this job in the world, but nobody knows what its for.
    53: you're a prick and nobody knows why.
    Humanoid: hooman = you
    Keter-Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supplies other people, but it's dangerous. Like a the owner of a gun factory.
    Yesod: you're just empty space.
    Non-Anomalous: you have no job because you have no ambitions and or skills.
    Safe-Prodest: you're safe.
    Euclid-Impetus: You're working at a job that's kinda sketchy, but also seems dangerous.
    Safe-Impetus: You work at a job that requires you to hurt people in the case that it is necessary, but you wouldn't do it otherwise.
    Euclid-Nunctii: news boy you are.
    Nehemoth: Opposing enemy against some other career. Like Law Enforcement vs. Criminals.
    BFF: you're weird and needs to be petted frequently.
    Former: you tell people that the library is an old library for some reason.
    Glorious: Hey, how nice. You're part of the royal family.
    Kronecker: you're hired to replace stuff.
    Decommisoned: you're fired.
    Yggdrasil: You have a really powerful job, one that can screw over everything if you wanted to.
    Anatta: You're mimicking the one above without having the job.
    Truculent: Keter but very unpredictable.
    Simpatico: You have that one job that never stays the same. No same tasks everyday, you just have to do whatever is presented at the table on that day.

    • @2lateant
      @2lateant 2 роки тому

      love this

    • @temtrys
      @temtrys 2 роки тому +1

      @@ToyotaDriver like 15 minutes

  • @xavierreichel8254
    @xavierreichel8254 6 років тому +30

    3:17 "Ignotus" is Latin for "Unknown" or "Undiscovered". Euclid-Ignotus refers to a subclass of Euclid where it is Euclid specifically because of how little we know about it, rather than an inherent unpredictability or sentience.

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 5 років тому

      Aka numerous Euclid.
      It's a redundant class, Euclid covers it well enough, classes don't need to be so specific.

  • @doorstopper674
    @doorstopper674 6 років тому +40

    How I can explain the normal classes
    Safe : it's safe
    Euclid : contain it or death
    Keter : contain it or all hell breaks loose
    Thaumiel : ultra super top secret
    Apollyon : WERE ALL SCREWED IT'S THE END OF THE UNIVERSE

    • @br1mst0n36
      @br1mst0n36 5 років тому

      That's how I explained it

  • @shiningjoot6369
    @shiningjoot6369 4 роки тому +40

    You forgot SCP-049-C's Class
    *Delicious*
    Yes it is a real class...

  • @lucasdelaplace2795
    @lucasdelaplace2795 5 років тому +92

    So almost half of the classes are purely for SCP-001, as well as the main 5 + neutralized and the rest being mostly SCP specific classes I.e the ones that are only found for 1-2 SCPs

    • @pinkyuri5
      @pinkyuri5 4 роки тому

      Lucas Delaplace You do know that the REAL SCP-001 is the ‘Gat Guardian’ able to instantly obliterate anything within1km of his position, and any attempt to contain it has resulted in personnel getting obliterated...

    • @xxmemestar69xx82
      @xxmemestar69xx82 4 роки тому +9

      Dragon Snake no, that’s just a proposal. Stop spreading lies.

    • @saritanargunde
      @saritanargunde 4 роки тому +3

      @@pinkyuri5 What is a GAT? can i touch it? Can i EAT it? Can i *KILL* IT?

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 роки тому +1

      @@saritanargunde isn't gat that character from saints row?

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 2 роки тому

      @@saritanargunde
      Gate guardian I think and no you can't do that

  • @25i428
    @25i428 4 роки тому +24

    Nobody:
    50% of this video: *scP- 001*

  • @whateverdom
    @whateverdom 4 роки тому +20

    Safe: I know when my pizza is going to arrive
    Euclid: I dont know if my pizza is going to arrive
    Keter: My pizza isn’t going to arrive
    Thaumiel: I made the pizza
    Apollyon: what’s a pizza?
    Neutralized: I ate the pizza
    Truculent: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s bad
    Maksur: The pizza is split into pieces
    Explained: There are pizza everywhere but nobody cares
    Simpatico: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s good

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 роки тому

      Zeno: I'm pretty sure the pizza will arrive.
      Embla: I'm using the pizza to create more pizzas.
      Hiemal: I'm ordering 2 pizzas from 2 different companies, but they hate each other.
      Ticonderoga: My pizza won't arrive but I don't need pizza.
      Antithesis: The delivery guy smells really bad that the delivery guy himself won't deliver it to you.
      Archon: The pizza can arrive but for some reason will not.
      Argus: The pizza is in the hand of third party.
      Cernunnos: The pizza can arrive, but for some ethical and logistical reason, it shouldn't.
      Da'aS Elyon: The pizza isn't going to arrive because the delivery guy forgot to deliver the pizza.
      Damballah: The pizza is going to arrive, but you're in a different location.
      Drygioni: The pizza is not done.
      Enochian: The pizza won't arrive because it can affect your entire family.
      Eparch: It's not a pizza, but something related to pizza.
      Gödel: The pizza is everywhere but only delivery guy can see.
      Hera: The pizza won't arrive but you know that it's useful.
      Ignosi: The pizza shouldn't be created at all.
      Kušum: Your order is abandoned.
      Netzach: The pizza supports life.
      Spiritual: The pizza arrives but through another reality.

    • @blackthecommenter4498
      @blackthecommenter4498 3 роки тому

      @@B58-Minecraft This guy is addicted to pizza

    • @blackthecommenter4498
      @blackthecommenter4498 3 роки тому

      @@B58-Minecraft wait... I think i sub him... not sure... I used to watch how to make scp 2521... I'm... quite sure...

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +43

    5:31
    You should read that with a scottish accent.
    Also this is probably the most dangerous type of SCP out there, they wouldn’t end our world, not our timeline/reality, they would end ALL realities

    • @mememachine1964
      @mememachine1964 5 років тому +1

      Im scottish and i found this hilarious xD

    • @oliviermoutia
      @oliviermoutia 5 років тому +1

      *Ends all 9 realms*

    • @ultrapackuser3565
      @ultrapackuser3565 5 років тому +4

      Item: Thanos
      Class: Anatta/Apollyon
      Special containment proceedures: uncontainable
      Description: Thanos is a tall purple humanoid that threatens to end the universe once he gets all 6 infinity stones. He appears to have a gold glove called the Infinity Gauntlet. The infinity stones are supposed to be placed in the gauntlet holes and Thanos snaps his fingers once he gets all the infinity stones.

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 5 років тому +6

      @@ultrapackuser3565
      SCP-###
      Object class:Keter/Anatta
      Containment procedures: Anything that could stop it.
      Description:
      SCP-### is a tall purple humanoid standing roughly at 8 feet (2.4 meters) male, coming from an unknown origin as of yet. No hair of any sort, not hostile unless provoked, but still EXTREMLY unpredictable, no contact of any sort should be attempted with SCP-### with the "infinity gauntlet," it could cause the universe to be destroyed, be VERY cautious at all times.
      SCP-### prefers to be called "Thanos" as his name. D-class sent in to interact with Thanos have been successful, no interaction should be made unless under watch of every MTF and special unit available and on site at anytime. D-class need to have special place implantss to cause "shutdown" at any given time in case d-class go off topic even the slightest. Any human caught interacting with SCP-### shall be executed on site, undercover workers have been sent to find SCP-### and to remain hidden at all times to prevent interaction with SCP-###.
      SCP-###'s "infinity gauntlet" (also classified as SCP-####) also CANNOT be stopped with SCP-###
      To use SCP-#### you need "infinity stones" for it to work. These stones are all over the universe and cannot be located or found by any conventional means as of yet.
      "When we discussed these stones with Thanos, he told us we shouldn't even worry about it in simple terms, but the thing that stuck out to the team, is when he said, "well, sometimes you have to do what's best for some even though they won't like it. It's either that or suffer the same fate many species have fallen to." We didn't ask anymore from him" Dr.[-----------] documented.
      SCP-###'s whereabouts are currently unknown, every available team has been sent to find SCP-### for an attempt at relocation.

    • @CaptainTyrantsWICKEDLAW
      @CaptainTyrantsWICKEDLAW 5 років тому

      Whats the joke

  • @potatokilr7789
    @potatokilr7789 5 років тому +133

    The “glorious” class makes me cringe, as do many others.
    Edit: The item class actualy makes sense if you read about it

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin 4 роки тому +14

      That would be an Esoteric Informal class, which is not to cringe about. Esoteric Informal classes usually are caused by the anomaly, rather than what the Foundation would like to label them as.

    • @potatokilr7789
      @potatokilr7789 4 роки тому +8

      @@Lumegrin Its been a while since I posted that comment, and the item class name makes sense after reading the page on the wiki

    • @Dokattak
      @Dokattak 4 роки тому +11

      Your Mom:
      An object that houses or births a new SCP. Resembles a protective nature to another SCP or Human.

    • @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338
      @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338 4 роки тому

      Put peanut in there

    • @redspy5011
      @redspy5011 4 роки тому +1

      This site is experiencing multiple keter and euclid level containment breaches, full site lockdown initiated.

  • @RagerAwesomeNova
    @RagerAwesomeNova 6 років тому +60

    yo i actually fuck with this channel, hes different. hes got talent and puts two and two together, i love the illustrations and this video too. Also the vs series is fucking sick

  • @thedoomslayer4860
    @thedoomslayer4860 3 роки тому +3

    Thaumiel-Impetus should be a class name for entities that are discovered that the Foundation can use to attack, or even kill, other SCPs without trouble, like a weapon that the Foundation discovers that could finally kill SCP-682.

  • @TheKeonz21
    @TheKeonz21 5 років тому +4

    When you realize that most of these classes are appoliyon and euclid

  • @BucketHead475
    @BucketHead475 3 роки тому +9

    Safe: I am happy
    Euclid: The humans need to be punished
    Keter: I need to break out of here this instant
    Thaumiel: I feel I'm being used by people
    Apollyon: I'll shred this planet to it's last atom!