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  • @seand2022
    @seand2022 3 роки тому +17265

    Y'all remember on 9/11 when the towers went down how Steve Buscemi left Hollywood and went to NY and rejoined his old Firefighting crew and went months rendering aid and didn't tell a soul about it but we still found out? Steve Buscemi is a American National Treasure.

    • @scott658
      @scott658 3 роки тому +363

      Was a narrator on the 9-11 documentary dust to dust

    • @hux2000
      @hux2000 3 роки тому +1321

      He worked 12 hour shifts for several days (not months), sifting through the rubble with his FDNY brothers, looking for trapped people and bodies. Anytime someone recognized him he declined all requests for photos; he didn't want any publicity. The guy's a fantastic human being and we ought to recognize that more.

    • @lilkr8844
      @lilkr8844 3 роки тому +280

      Wow didn't know that just when I couldn't love him more🤗

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy 3 роки тому +147

      Wow. National treasure indeed!

    • @hispsychicemanationsflowed
      @hispsychicemanationsflowed 3 роки тому +149

      Never knew that, that's pretty awesome

  • @Ageallean1
    @Ageallean1 10 років тому +5373

    Bill Hader's smile is absolutely priceless in this

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 9 років тому +92

      He is the very definition of wickedness!

    • @Dubbsteppa21
      @Dubbsteppa21 6 років тому +31

      in anything you mean

    • @CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9
      @CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9 5 років тому +63

      Yeeees, yes, yes, yes

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 5 років тому +54

      When he said what the association was about I had this gut feeling Bill would just pop out all devious-looking... SNL did NOT disappiont :|

    • @hey_its_travis
      @hey_its_travis 3 роки тому +19

      Hello hello hello

  • @Vitriol-Divergent
    @Vitriol-Divergent 2 роки тому +3877

    Steve Buschemi is the perfect example of a person who knows how they look to other people and made a fantastic career out of it.

    • @danii888
      @danii888 2 роки тому +148

      I actually read an interview where he said he didn't realise he was ugly until he started acting and people critisized his appearance.

    • @Vitriol-Divergent
      @Vitriol-Divergent 2 роки тому +59

      @@danii888 that makes sense, haha. But clearly he leaned into it, and it paid off well for him :)

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 роки тому +42

      ​@@danii888 The amazing movie Living in Oblivion, he wasn't ugly in that. It's the one movie where they haven't typecast him as funny-looking, actually gave him nice hair, and he looked... normal, even some vague shade of good-looking. Peter Dinklage had absolutely hilarious screentime in that, too. You should watch it if you haven't yet.

    • @evol6944
      @evol6944 Рік тому +43

      @@goombapizza6335 also reservoir dogs and desperado, hes just a normal dude in those movies

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 Рік тому +1

      @@evol6944 Yes,just a normal,creepylooking,ugly dude in those.

  • @izgoy26
    @izgoy26 9 місяців тому +362

    "We don't usually undertake cases where there are no witnesses, no evidence and no allegations. But then we saw a picture of coach Bert."
    Gold! 😂😂😂

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 місяці тому

      Also, I think Mickey Farrell spotted him three blocks away that one night.

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 9 днів тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @cipherdegree
    @cipherdegree 4 роки тому +2762

    They obviously didn't know about his undercover persona.
    "How do you do, fellow kids?"

    • @RJTheCerealGuy
      @RJTheCerealGuy 3 роки тому +26

      30 rock nice

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 роки тому +17

      @@RJTheCerealGuy It wasn't until a few days ago I learned that was from a 30 Rock episode.

    • @masong695
      @masong695 3 роки тому +9

      @@gibustheinfamous I only just found out from this comment

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +4

      though in another persona he used to go undercover at a high school, he married another teacher.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому

      @@gibustheinfamous its a pet peeve of mine.

  • @orestis9575
    @orestis9575 5 років тому +4907

    "We dont usually undertake cases where there are no witnesses,no evidence and no allegations but then we saw a picture of coach bert..."

    • @surrenramachandran2438
      @surrenramachandran2438 4 роки тому +62

      Is it the moustache, cause I can shave it

    • @tumisomarebane2536
      @tumisomarebane2536 4 роки тому +8

      Lolest!!

    • @Regi869
      @Regi869 4 роки тому +12

      @ me either. much appreciated

    • @nikid3690
      @nikid3690 4 роки тому +13

      Buscemi had such a wounded look on his face after that comment!

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 3 роки тому +12

      It’s almost like we watched the same video.

  • @missamelissa84
    @missamelissa84 2 роки тому +428

    Best parts: Bill Hader's creepy smile and "hello hello hello" and seeing Kenan dance to the ridiculous song with Jason Sudeikis snapping his fingers along in the background.

    • @margaret6839
      @margaret6839 Рік тому +4

      This! Hader's entrance made me burst out laughing in the middle of a quiet office.

  • @greggvanbourgondien9303
    @greggvanbourgondien9303 2 роки тому +2907

    Steve Bushchemi is actually a real life hero. Before 9/11 he was a firefighter for the NYFD. After the towers were attacked, he volunteered his personal time to help the firefighters at ground zero. Everyone claims that he was like he never skipped a beat. He also never asked for any publicity for it. He’s a real inspiration. He’s also very funny.

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 2 роки тому +62

      Plus he's one hell of an actor.

    • @rileybobbert6527
      @rileybobbert6527 2 роки тому

      no celebrities would ask for publication for 911

    • @M0nkiDRufi
      @M0nkiDRufi 2 роки тому +12

      @@rileybobbert6527 You'd be surprised.

    • @rileybobbert6527
      @rileybobbert6527 2 роки тому

      @@M0nkiDRufi none of them did

    • @M0nkiDRufi
      @M0nkiDRufi 2 роки тому +3

      @@CUStudioFilms Try replying to me with what I said with correct spelling and you'll find out. UA-cam deletes comments about a certain tragedy if your catch my drift.

  • @fromspace7
    @fromspace7 5 років тому +2817

    "he never molested me, but at times I would have preferred if he had" IM DEADDDD

    • @mediauniversal1351
      @mediauniversal1351 4 роки тому +47

      that is so funny!!!! hahahahaahahahaha --with that music, it is a torture, for sure!

    • @EmeraldApe
      @EmeraldApe 3 роки тому +57

      "NOT cool Darius!"

    • @mysouthjerseylife
      @mysouthjerseylife 2 роки тому +6

      My favorite part too

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 2 роки тому +10

      @Effulgent Ashes If you thought it was too far then it probably wasn't far enough.
      It is a great, edgy line and you don't see shit like that on SNL anymore.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому +2

      Lies again? Ain't nobody ever heard of washing hands with soap?

  • @Dolphinnnn571
    @Dolphinnnn571 8 років тому +2017

    "you're clapping for him? don't clap for him!"

    • @mediauniversal1351
      @mediauniversal1351 4 роки тому +26

      his mom helped them!! ha

    • @duganchapell9759
      @duganchapell9759 3 роки тому +10

      I think this is just a joke about how Steve Buscemi looks like a total creep, but is a nice guy

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 3 роки тому +4

      @@duganchapell9759 did you copy and paste what Aidan Silber said three months before you? Because it is identical in every way to what Aidan Silber said three months before you. His comment is two comments up from here.

    • @xxalmakxx2842
      @xxalmakxx2842 3 роки тому

      Haha yes, I ALSO saw that part in the video!

    • @ns.jandali
      @ns.jandali 3 роки тому +1

      @@arsonfly they're both literally quoting the exact line from the video. You can't expect much variation

  • @jerseyjeff88
    @jerseyjeff88 7 місяців тому +87

    Bill Hader coming out in the Members Only jacket and saying he’s happy to be back in a school, is one of the funniest things ever.

    • @sharrielee911
      @sharrielee911 3 місяці тому +2

      IKR 🤣 I was in tears because he actually looked the part😂 lmao

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 місяці тому

      Members Only? How long he been wearing that?

  • @tonyc7301
    @tonyc7301 Рік тому +57

    “You’re clapping for him? Don’t clap for him!” Buscemi is awesome.

  • @andrewmccauley6262
    @andrewmccauley6262 3 роки тому +3989

    Steve Buschemi is such a good sport for agreeing to this! Hell, maybe he even suggested it.

    • @aigamefights1615
      @aigamefights1615 3 роки тому +281

      The whole point of Steve buscemi in Hollywood is that he looks like a total creep but is actually a nice guy

    • @dimariobell8499
      @dimariobell8499 3 роки тому +8

      @Pol Pot i love that you were arrogant and completely missed the point lmfao

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 3 роки тому +34

      @@dimariobell8499 did you expect civility from a troll with polpot for a name? Dudes obviously a trash person.

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 2 роки тому +6

      He's an actor. It's his job to.

    • @dustinsanchez7820
      @dustinsanchez7820 2 роки тому +16

      He definitely wrote this sketch

  • @ohyesitsyouagain
    @ohyesitsyouagain 3 роки тому +1222

    “District Attorney!” and “My mom helped?!” gets me every time 😂😂

    • @12jazon
      @12jazon 2 роки тому +36

      Don't clap for him!

    • @DanReviewsIt
      @DanReviewsIt 2 роки тому +12

      Watched this at least 12 times and his delivery of those two lines is gold

    • @ryanpcherepkai
      @ryanpcherepkai Рік тому +3

      District Attorney?! 😂

    • @remcomettrop6366
      @remcomettrop6366 Рік тому +2

      yep, everytime hahaha!

  • @bill2178
    @bill2178 Рік тому +195

    in an ever changing world coach bert is the one guy who wont let us down or feel us up

  • @420KingKottonmouth
    @420KingKottonmouth 2 роки тому +96

    I started to cry when he holds up the flyer and the only answers are yes and maybe. Fucking classic! 😂😂😂

  • @1810ification
    @1810ification 9 років тому +6316

    Steve Buscemi one of the most underrated actors glad he is kicking it in Boardwalk

    • @crippleized
      @crippleized 9 років тому +63

      Hugh Rocks do you know what underrated means? It means that someone can be a seriously good but that he/she doesn't recieve the recognition he deserves. And yes Steve is awesome in reservoir dogs, but perhaps he didn't get to hear it enough.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 9 років тому +24

      Agree completely bud was also gonna add a very underrated comic actor,he should do more than the occasional Sandler movie cameo

    • @MisterPotter
      @MisterPotter 8 років тому +15

      +JOSE LOPEZ HE SHOWED UP AS FIREMAN AT HIS OLD JOB WHEN THERE WAS THE TERRORIST ATTACK TO HELP AND DID 12 HOUR SHIFT......he just showed up, oh and he survived a knife to the throat attack

    • @faulkner715
      @faulkner715 8 років тому +2

      That's the same thing I always said. Thank you!

    • @SICKBOYSALONICA
      @SICKBOYSALONICA 7 років тому +11

      jose i feel the same about steve buscemi m8 in every role they give him even if is 1 min role always always buscemi give this role a character and that for 1 min roles !!! is not something everyone can do

  • @MercianKing
    @MercianKing 3 роки тому +570

    Steve Buscemi has the best "What the hell?" and shocked "What?" in Hollywood

  • @pjmathison9787
    @pjmathison9787 2 роки тому +102

    The irony is that Steve buscemi is like the nicest people about. He helped out during 9/11 and told nobody about it. Hero and a funny sketch!

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 роки тому

      You're saying he's a terrorist?

    • @mikophilo348
      @mikophilo348 Рік тому +1

      the irony???
      bro....its a sketch, there is no irony

  • @phantom0456
    @phantom0456 2 роки тому +44

    Jason Sudeikis and Bill Hader are brilliant... they both nailed their roles perfectly.

  • @tommypizzza
    @tommypizzza 3 роки тому +863

    Lol poor Steve Buscemi. It’s just like in Fargo:
    “He was a funny looking guy”
    “Funny in what way?”
    “Oooo you know, just funny looking”

    • @hopemccubbin8661
      @hopemccubbin8661 3 роки тому +33

      "....more than most people even!" LOL

    • @hopemccubbin8661
      @hopemccubbin8661 3 роки тому +4

      @Stuart Haas watch Boardwalk Empire

    • @tommypizzza
      @tommypizzza 3 роки тому +6

      @@hopemccubbin8661 Hahaha such a good script.

    • @davegarrett231
      @davegarrett231 3 роки тому +8

      "And he was uncircumcised"

    • @theoutlook55
      @theoutlook55 2 роки тому +4

      For those who don't know, this is an exact quote of dialogue from the screenplay of the movie Fargo, in which this guy was one of the antagonists.

  • @colorcat2686
    @colorcat2686 7 років тому +533

    "...let me start by saying it's great to be back in school..." My God! Bill Hader spot on as President of NAMBLA!

    • @blurrypotato4573
      @blurrypotato4573 3 роки тому +9

      That smile!

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 2 роки тому +2

      He looks nothing like Marlon Brando!

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb Рік тому +3

      Is no one gonna comment on the classic Members Only jacket? To me he looks like Dwight Schrute in this clip

  • @qwertyuiop22ful
    @qwertyuiop22ful Рік тому +10

    "Don't clap for him!" 🤣

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 2 роки тому +66

    Steve is just so perfect for this role. His first reaction is the best.

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 3 роки тому +775

    Holy shit Hader as the spokesman for NAMBLA is f'cking great.

  • @febbra2
    @febbra2 10 років тому +805

    The helplessness played by Buscemi is gold!

  • @Simouno
    @Simouno Рік тому +45

    Jason Sudekis almost lost it at 5:39 but was able to immediately collect himself and continue the sketch without cracking a smile, that's what great actors do and i think that chuckle made the whole video more realistic since it would be a natural reaction from everybody in that situation. Great stuff

  • @kayg.2608
    @kayg.2608 5 місяців тому +8

    Underrated. Honestly one of the best sketches of all time.

  • @Dubbsteppa21
    @Dubbsteppa21 6 років тому +2582

    is it necessary for the outro music to be 500 decibels higher than the audio in the sketch

    • @BlackAdder665
      @BlackAdder665 5 років тому +58

      It is not! NOT!!! necessary. Creams my corn every time! But then again, the sketches are brilliant, so I'm gonna go with it.

    • @funkeediscotek
      @funkeediscotek 4 роки тому +38

      @@BlackAdder665 Mmmm...creamed corn

    • @BlackAdder665
      @BlackAdder665 4 роки тому +15

      @@funkeediscotekYeah, I should've phrased that differently. :-D

    • @Nippleless_Cage
      @Nippleless_Cage 4 роки тому +5

      Yes.

    • @nikid3690
      @nikid3690 4 роки тому +5

      I liked it. The creamed corn, that is.

  • @CptChaos47
    @CptChaos47 3 роки тому +661

    "He never molested anyone...and he never washed his hands-YOU DISGUST ME!"

    • @charlesdansereau-menard3347
      @charlesdansereau-menard3347 3 роки тому +43

      " I use Purell !!! " ... " LIAR !! " loll

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares 3 роки тому

      Is that what you do in comments....just repeat the same thing we already heard in the video? Jesus... its almost like you are proud of yourself for understanding the joke and have to repeat it because you think everyone is as dumb as you and didnt get it.

    • @CptChaos47
      @CptChaos47 3 роки тому +28

      @@avidadolares No, pretty sure I was just stating my favorite line of the sketch, as most people tend to do. Not sure how you get to thinking it has anything to do with a "In case everyone didn't get it" mindset.
      And if it bothers you that much, you could easily use the block user option, like I'm about to do with you. But you go right into attacking people instead, wonder why that is?
      Jesus, it's almost like you're a raging and trolling lunatic that gets off on being overly confrontational with strangers enjoying a simple SNL sketch because you are clearly lonely, desperate for attention, and somehow personally inconvenienced over a youtube comment. Get help, and a life.

    • @CptChaos47
      @CptChaos47 3 роки тому +11

      @@charlesdansereau-menard3347 Keenan was furious! lol best part in the sketch.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому +14

      @@avidadolares Really dude? Clearly when people post a quote it's because its the line they found funniest & they would like to relive it in some small way.

  • @Greybush
    @Greybush Рік тому +7

    We need an extended version of the Bert-Man song

  • @kgldude
    @kgldude 2 роки тому +354

    I like that the implicit premise in this sketch is that everyone at that university were convinced he was a sexual predator, but only acted on it to get ahead of a scandal they thought they might break in the wake of Penn State.

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 2 роки тому +17

      The explicit premise is that we are judged by what we look like not what we do. Like John Humphreys being approached by mum's in a park because he was a middle aged man on his own... therefore, a paedophile.

    • @caitie226
      @caitie226 2 роки тому +38

      yes, and instead of taking the prompt to actually reflect and investigate properly, they just profiled and targeted one guy

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 роки тому

      Where did you get that lol? The premise is that Steve buscemi is odd looking so everyone assumed he was a pedophile

    • @makokx7063
      @makokx7063 2 роки тому

      @@johnr797 That is the explicit premise, but think about it. Everyone is convinced he is a pedophile just by looking at him, right? He is not a new coach, right? So that means he was there for years and everyone thought he was a molester and no one even looked into it UNTIL the Penn State incident, hence implicit premise. The original poster is completely right.

    • @cherylcaardillo1702
      @cherylcaardillo1702 Рік тому +1

      Itwas Jerry Sanduski

  • @aidansilber2028
    @aidansilber2028 3 роки тому +5479

    I think this is just a joke about how Steve Buscemi looks like a total creep, but is a nice guy

    • @zachkubish598
      @zachkubish598 3 роки тому +39

      Aidan Silber looks kind of like don knotts

    • @wc2433
      @wc2433 3 роки тому +33

      A nice guy Steve is.

    • @DrugTalkTV
      @DrugTalkTV 3 роки тому +96

      Sad to hear about Steve's wife passing away, they were married a long time.

    • @lostquartermaster52
      @lostquartermaster52 3 роки тому +4

      Nailed it

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 3 роки тому +3

      It almost seems superfluous, since that's how Ghost World went down.

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 5 років тому +465

    As soon as they named NAMBLA's president, I was thinking, probably Bill Hader will show up.. And bam!

    • @mikeycheung6692
      @mikeycheung6692 3 роки тому +16

      "If we put a mustache on Jason Sudeikis, do you think we could expand this sketch into an entire series?"

    • @Redhotlugnut
      @Redhotlugnut 3 роки тому +4

      Member's Only Jacket and all.

  • @samdurham6277
    @samdurham6277 Рік тому +131

    Keenan's reaction to him not washing his hands hits different now.

    • @rzn2258
      @rzn2258 Рік тому

      Why ?
      Because they scared you into submission with their Purposely Leaked Virus and Propoganda

    • @regulardude3397
      @regulardude3397 Рік тому +2

      Why?

    • @jeremy417k9
      @jeremy417k9 Рік тому +1

      why

    • @deadpoolhs7791
      @deadpoolhs7791 Рік тому +2

      Tell me you have a bad hygiene without telling me you have a bad hygiene.

    • @specialwhenlit8435
      @specialwhenlit8435 Рік тому

      Sam Durham It's like they all forgot about the 'Vid, huh

  • @user-os3uw5qx4s
    @user-os3uw5qx4s Рік тому +14

    Steve Buscemi’s “what?!” always makes me laugh no matter what 😂😂

  • @johnreichle2984
    @johnreichle2984 3 роки тому +191

    “WHAT THE HELL, LARRY? I’M SITTING RIGHT HERE!!!”

  • @gabrieljude2478
    @gabrieljude2478 3 роки тому +110

    The options on the flyer "Yes / Maybe" doesn't even have a no 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dallas5609
    @dallas5609 2 роки тому +5

    His only crime is not washing his hands.

  • @Mcc4shizy
    @Mcc4shizy Рік тому +5

    Coach Lasso and Nikita Khrushchev. The combo I never thought I needed 😮

  • @lorincard3224
    @lorincard3224 3 роки тому +527

    Buscemi stays in character the entire time. Great acting! Plus Hader was creepy as he can be. Funny!

    • @siljehelen9365
      @siljehelen9365 Рік тому +6

      I am equally impressed by Buscemi and Hader. And a littl.e extra impressed that someone as attractive as Hader can make me want to crawl out of my own skin just to get away.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 роки тому +518

    Is there a full version of that "million friends" song? Asking for a... friend.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 роки тому +45

      Which friend, Brett Favre or Chewbacca?

    • @bethfreschi
      @bethfreschi 2 роки тому +4

      I was just going to ask, too-I would listen to the whole thing if it exists, ha ha! 😂

    • @rshelley7496
      @rshelley7496 2 роки тому +1

      Keenan would probably know

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 роки тому

      Chewcaca, is that you?

    • @jasonlowther2302
      @jasonlowther2302 2 роки тому

      You'd be better off just listening to The Showdown of ultimate destiny.

  • @HickYankee
    @HickYankee Рік тому +18

    Buscemi graduated from my high school - but sadly about ten years before me. He's one of those actors where you don't remember where you first saw him but you never forget him. Hope we get to see him in a ton more roles.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 2 роки тому +11

    “ then we saw a picture of coach Bert!”
    I died….

  • @ryansizemore5064
    @ryansizemore5064 3 роки тому +147

    "They were definitely finished" was said with such reality its low key funny af.

  • @GangstaGranksta
    @GangstaGranksta 9 років тому +1359

    Buscemi reminds me of Ned Flanders here.

  • @Resh1477
    @Resh1477 4 місяці тому +17

    The best part about this is that Steve Buscemi picked this sketch 😂 The hosts decide who's ideas they want to run with, which makes this so much better. What a good sport and truly funny person!

  • @maeveevans362
    @maeveevans362 Рік тому +33

    I love everything Steve Buschemi has been in. An amazing actor. He's made me cry and also made me laugh until I cried lol

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 роки тому +1018

    “He’s antisocial, still lives with his mom”
    I feel attacked

    • @nightstar3765
      @nightstar3765 2 роки тому +7

      Lmao Loser!

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 2 роки тому +7

      Haha antisocial be getting attacked a lot

    • @NateChillinShow
      @NateChillinShow 2 роки тому +10

      if someone lives with their Mom, wouldn't that reduce the odds of bringing home anyone without the Mom knowing about it and therefore actually being safer for guests to visit? Statistically, most victims of molestation are victimized by their parents not the neighbors, uncle/aunt, teacher, or people actually on the sex offender list surprisingly. I taught children for 10 years and on my first day of teaching, I had 6 kids tell me they were being molested by their parents, 2 of them by the parents (mothers and fathers) who picked them up each time. I reported every time the issue was brought up and nothing changed. As long as your parent you have a 50% chance of getting away with it, so they do. And because many adults are parents worldwide, they take each other side like gang members putting the blame on single people and even governments just have CPS take the kids away for like 2 weeks and bring the kids back. I watched that happen in the hood for 20 years, it's amazing. so much worse than Dateline NBC. you wanna protect kids? Go after the parents. The news media won't touch it because most of their ratings depend on parents watching their programs. Even the police and FBI are slow to react or not at all because it's parents who make good money and whose taxes pay for their programs. That is the real mafia of sex abuse and no one cares. So instead we worry about Weinsten and sex abuse island and random rich people taking advantage of people, but not sex traffcifing victims worldwide that are sold into slavery by their parents to people involved in that crime syndicate who are also parents. Do I really have to explain this to people? Come on.

    • @SheriffOutlaw
      @SheriffOutlaw 2 роки тому

      Geez, the shots being fired......Spicy!

    • @one.2622
      @one.2622 2 роки тому

      @@nightstar3765 atleast he isn't gay lol

  • @thelostpiranha
    @thelostpiranha 6 років тому +1303

    I love sketches like these, where everyone featured is absolutely brilliant.

    • @nonemongo
      @nonemongo 5 років тому +1

      don't you mean white? racist

    • @prometheusa1038
      @prometheusa1038 5 років тому +9

      you need to get your eyes checked

    • @Youtuber-lv6eh
      @Youtuber-lv6eh 4 роки тому +3

      Actually my top 3 sketches

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley 3 роки тому

      I love sketches like these where they have people in it and they have some dialogue and a running gag.

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому

      @@nonemongo Nobody was fucking racist other than you, equating brilliant to being white..

  • @RogerHerzler
    @RogerHerzler 2 роки тому +43

    This Ted Lasso prequel looks lit.

  • @blakberi
    @blakberi 2 роки тому +20

    I loved that first reaction from Steve, absolute legend. Love that guy

  • @cdixon8237
    @cdixon8237 3 роки тому +665

    Steve Buscemi just has a great ability to make me laugh. His subtle and strong reactions always kill me. I want to be Bertmans friend. This was odd the charts funny. Yes Steve Buscemi is an awesome human! Rock on Steve

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni Рік тому +1

      Yes and Steve loves my Turkey ua-cam.com/video/0HAb4z01htU/v-deo.html.

  • @vikingslayer34
    @vikingslayer34 3 роки тому +125

    I want to learn more about this Bert-Man character. Sounds like a nice guy.

    • @charliepaglini2466
      @charliepaglini2466 3 роки тому +11

      And he has a lot of friends.

    • @ronjames4151
      @ronjames4151 2 роки тому +13

      He doesn't have time for you he has a million friends

  • @scottstewart9154
    @scottstewart9154 2 роки тому +21

    one of the best skits on SNL ever, I come back and watch this every few months

  • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
    @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 2 роки тому +7

    One of the best skits on SNL. Steve B is funny as hell

  • @ownageyeahful
    @ownageyeahful 8 років тому +405

    i felt so bad for steve the entire time haha

  • @jemster38
    @jemster38 9 років тому +1107

    I love Jason Sudeikis. Such an underrated actor.

    • @crebegea
      @crebegea 8 років тому +12

      +Jemster He has a lot of clips here on youtube. Everyone of them is awesome.

    • @MrGerdbrecht
      @MrGerdbrecht 5 років тому +6

      Yes, that he didnt break after first sentence is already awesome.

    • @auunnfkristjansson6738
      @auunnfkristjansson6738 5 років тому +9

      Not really,He's a legend

    • @Andronty
      @Andronty 4 роки тому +5

      He is an absolute genius on SNL, but not so much in his movies... not sure why.

    • @funkeediscotek
      @funkeediscotek 4 роки тому +10

      I loved him in the "What's up with That?" sketches

  • @joelindsey3589
    @joelindsey3589 2 роки тому +15

    Normally we don’t investigate cases that have no witnesses or evidence of any kind but after seeing a picture of coach Bert we jumped into action right away😂😂😂

  • @eMegMBea
    @eMegMBea 2 роки тому +6

    "What can I say...it's great to be back in school" 😂

  • @happzy
    @happzy 5 років тому +63

    "district attorney?!" always cracks me up

  • @vortexpilot5096
    @vortexpilot5096 2 роки тому +55

    One of 20 or 30 perfect SNL sketches that I watch over and over. Everybody kills it.

    • @ilikeearinfections
      @ilikeearinfections 7 місяців тому +1

      what are some
      of your other favorites?

    • @vortexpilot5096
      @vortexpilot5096 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ilikeearinfections "Gemma & Ricky" "Deep Quote Game Night" "Office Flirt" "Guess that Phrase" " Cobras & Panthers" "Corporate Retreat" "Sally O'Malley" (at the strip club) and all "Celebrity Jeopardy" sendups.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 місяці тому

      I'm with you on this, so let's "start the healing process."

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 9 днів тому +1

      All written by the same genius no doubt!

  • @brianshaker1885
    @brianshaker1885 Рік тому +7

    This is a perfect sketch. It doesn't lag at all... it finds new ways to be funny.

  • @JustAFanGamer
    @JustAFanGamer 8 років тому +769

    It's a shame that a lot people would miss this brilliant sketch in a depths of youtube.

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 4 роки тому +10

      I have ignored it for so long. I shouldn't have. This is funny af

    • @yan_donyan
      @yan_donyan 3 роки тому +8

      Big SNL fan, but this is the first time that it’s ever been recommended & I’m sure glad that it was

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 роки тому +1

      Or stay ignorant and ride the SNL trash bandwagon

  • @marchforth3515
    @marchforth3515 3 роки тому +3685

    Bert is an asexual icon

  • @quietprofessional3608
    @quietprofessional3608 Рік тому +6

    Everybody’s jokes are great and all but it’s Steve’s well timed and perfect reactions that backbone this skit

  • @paudsmcmack3117
    @paudsmcmack3117 Рік тому +10

    Hands down the best sketch

  • @lordkayx
    @lordkayx 3 роки тому +397

    this is one of the best written, well executed, and funniest sketches from snl. timing is perfect, characters are hilarious, backstory supports the theme so well. Just perfection.

    • @shaepayne
      @shaepayne Рік тому +4

      Yes!!! Exactly, where did the clever writing go?

    • @derrick4056
      @derrick4056 Рік тому +2

      👍

    • @Nebol
      @Nebol Рік тому +7

      I don't agree. He doesn't wash his hands. Nog sure why that bit was necessary. Makes me less sympathetic towards Bert.

    • @lordkayx
      @lordkayx Рік тому

      @@Nebol You know what they say if you lie then you'll steal and if you don't wash your hands then you probably double dip!

    • @quitanero
      @quitanero 10 місяців тому

      brutal

  • @sintexx2801
    @sintexx2801 3 роки тому +131

    idk why, but the first "what" absolutely killed me

    • @crowncliff
      @crowncliff 3 роки тому

      Hysterical 😂

    • @27sadhu
      @27sadhu 3 роки тому +3

      what the hell,Larry, i'm sitting right here 😂

    • @mgg5418
      @mgg5418 3 роки тому

      Because it’s Buscemi and he’s great 👍 😁

  • @johnbraden5521
    @johnbraden5521 5 місяців тому +3

    Hader fearless and hilarious as always.

  • @guydegregg6869
    @guydegregg6869 2 роки тому +5

    Hader embraces the type cast curse and makes it his own with every performance he does. Brilliant.

  • @johnmcdonald1237
    @johnmcdonald1237 5 років тому +57

    Imagining Steve Buschemi in the studio recording that wee song pleases me greatly! ☺

  • @bongani6074
    @bongani6074 5 років тому +80

    Bill Hader steals every sketch he is in. Every single 1

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Рік тому +2

    Damn this is dark but hilarious. 🤣

  • @scottd1903
    @scottd1903 11 місяців тому +2

    I had a job in NYC a while back that required i talk to people about personal things (nothing like deeply personal, but things u normally wouldn't discuss with a stranger) and had the pleasure of meeting and talking to steve buscemi for about 15 min. He was just a normal, polite, and down to earth person.
    Normally, when we got celebrities we would bring them in through the back and talk in private. But he didn't tell anyone who he was or expect special treatment. He just sat and waited his turn with a ball cap pulled down low to hide his face some. Since he was trying to lay low i didn't want to make a big deal so just said i was a big fan (which i really was/am) before i got down to business, and he sincerely thanked me and thanked me again (making sure to get my name right) when we were done. He's just a cool dude; someone i'd like to have a few beers with

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 3 роки тому +158

    “He’s a genius with the xs and os but a total zero at human interaction” lol
    P.S there was a guy snapping his fingers to that demo!!

    • @jdailey01230
      @jdailey01230 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like Belicick to me.

    • @bigbear061207
      @bigbear061207 3 роки тому +3

      That was Jason’s character snapping his fingers..

  • @CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9
    @CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9 5 років тому +64

    I like how nobody bothers to answer him the whole time

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 3 роки тому +4

      Who needs evidence or facts when we have people's feelings?..

  • @jamescoulton5138
    @jamescoulton5138 Рік тому +3

    That first “What!!”

  • @joshstein4708
    @joshstein4708 Рік тому +2

    Keenan bopping along to the demo is an excellent touch.

  • @joanab8367
    @joanab8367 10 років тому +433

    Steve is brilliant as always but Bill Hader is unbelievably talented!!!

  • @yaboivevo5381
    @yaboivevo5381 3 роки тому +20

    3:18 I made the unfortunate mistake of googling to see if this was a real thing and now I'm probably on a watchlist of some sort

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I did too unfortunately

    • @lidoanhoxv9662
      @lidoanhoxv9662 3 роки тому +1

      You guys clearly didn’t watch the early seasons of South Park then 😂 was referenced quite a lot.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 роки тому

      Be sure to wash your hands.

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 9 днів тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamscease4126
    @adamscease4126 2 роки тому +5

    I’ve watched this sketch more than I’d ever admit 😂🤣😂

  • @joshuawilson7629
    @joshuawilson7629 5 місяців тому +7

    "we don't usually undertake investigations where there are no witnesses, no evidence, and no allegations but then we saw a picture of coach bert." lmao

  • @huss1205
    @huss1205 8 років тому +313

    Bill Hader is awesome...

    • @Zampther
      @Zampther 8 років тому +1

      Coach Bert?

    • @brace110
      @brace110 7 років тому +5

      He is the nambla guy

    • @JameAndy-be1pv
      @JameAndy-be1pv 3 роки тому

      "you're clapping for him? don't clap for him!"

  • @pretendingToBe
    @pretendingToBe 4 роки тому +156

    The fact that this sketch happened, shows how much of a good sport Buscemi is.

    • @14isoldenough
      @14isoldenough Рік тому +1

      Steven seagull would have knocked this out da bears

  • @no1uknugamingchannel
    @no1uknugamingchannel Рік тому +4

    This Coach Bert skit touched me in special places 😍

  • @NovaLeeNation1687
    @NovaLeeNation1687 Рік тому +27

    Absolutely loved Steve Buscemi as Cornell in 28 days. That movie helped me stop drinking and I still find it inspiring to this day! He’s really super believable as an addiction recovery counselor and really makes the recovery house in the movie that much more realistic.

  • @giacomozeitgeist7178
    @giacomozeitgeist7178 8 років тому +100

    Bill Hader is a comedy genius! :D Love that dude! :D

  • @katekate8248
    @katekate8248 3 роки тому +56

    This is actually Jason Sudeikis's audition for Ted Lasso

  • @G4rm0nb0zi4
    @G4rm0nb0zi4 9 місяців тому +3

    5:37 Jason almost breaking at a simple picture of Steve Buscemi LOL

  • @rushdasiddiqui1457
    @rushdasiddiqui1457 Рік тому +5

    this is definitely one of SNL's top 5. it is brilliant. JS had to keep chewing gum to not burst out laughing.

  • @shiva2070
    @shiva2070 4 роки тому +150

    This is a Gem hidden in the depths of UA-cam. As always, Bill Hader's exceptional here.

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 2 роки тому +2

      There's nearly 4 million views

    • @somexp12
      @somexp12 2 роки тому +2

      SNL is not the “depths” of anything.

    • @shaepayne
      @shaepayne Рік тому

      Bill Hader in anything!!

  • @sebastian-benedictflore
    @sebastian-benedictflore 4 роки тому +36

    I just feel bad for Coach Bert.
    When he said,"Oh man," my heart melted

  • @nolastar7421
    @nolastar7421 Рік тому +1

    “Yes” & “maybe” lol😂

  • @Ninjacalf
    @Ninjacalf 2 роки тому +11

    This is one of the best skits by snl. Had me rolling

  • @chrisdaren9994
    @chrisdaren9994 3 роки тому +24

    When he said, "it feels so good to be back in a school". I died

  • @xRomina
    @xRomina 3 роки тому +24

    I feel so bad cuz Steve is playing such a genuinely innocent and sweet guy 🥺

  • @MattPilkiePilkiewicz
    @MattPilkiePilkiewicz 2 роки тому +8

    So THIS is where Ted Lasso coached before he was at Richmond FC.

  • @Netsolace-tech
    @Netsolace-tech 3 роки тому +41

    Steve Buscemi’s expressions here are priceless 😂😂

  • @thomassletvik1353
    @thomassletvik1353 3 роки тому +60

    Even if it's just a sketch and he got acquitted, I still feel kinda sorry for Bert 😟