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“I can’t talk to him?!? I mean, I’m chillin’ in this dude’s sweet van eating all of his candy, and I’m supposed to just sit there in total silence? That’s classic bad manners, man!” 😂😂😂
"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD" This line goes out to all those out there who their dads went to the store to buy milk and never came back
Is anyone here a teacher of my class? I just love my classmates: they love making our teachers mad/desperate! We literally have a laugh at every lesson. 🤣😈 I kinda feel sorry for them tho.
@@ilovepancakes2545 when you look back when your older, I promise you are going to feel bad about it. My class were absolutely awful, and you eventually realise that you were constantly breaking the will and joy out of your teachers in a very personal way.
Shallon: ok so you go, what's your name? My names Shallon Where you from? I'm from Orange County everything checks out and then HOP IN THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!!!
@@cc3184 she just isn't a cast member anymore, i think she left of her own accord i never heard of her getting fired or anything and she did come back randomly for a later skit
Crimes against children by a stranger are actually rare. The vast majority of crimes against children are committed by a member of their family or by someone they are with on a regular basis such as a teacher or a babysitter.
I see 'stranger danger' education addressing this more, thankfully. One PSA brought up the fact that a trusted adult can become a non-trusted adult and encouraged kids to always speak up no matter who is making them uncomfortable. So, the times they are a changin.
The whole time I watched this I was thinking if your not supposed to talk to strangers how do you make friends because they are strangers before you meet them and I just thought the police man was a stranger to them the whole time because they just met.
How to be a shalon. 1.) Complement the victim. 2.) Wait for them to say something. 3.) Say something stupid. 4.) Point like the world is ending. 5.) Say “man” 6.) make up a random reason to annoy the victim. 7.) Lead other students to agree with you. 8.) Talk slightly about your family life. 9.) Wear sweaters 10.) Say your probably a friend of my dad’s even though you don’t know him. 11.) make a pun. 12.) Have a hippie voice Congratulations! You are a shalon.
How to be a real Shallon: 1.) Listen to what the adult says 2.) Compliment the adult who was talking to us 3.) Say something stupid 4.) if the adult asked you to volunteer to pretend to be a victim to pedophiles, say "OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY MY DAD'S FRIEND, LET'S GO!" 5.) Say "man" if needed 6.) Grab people's interest towards you ruining the speech.
Very late but I totally agree. This had my sides hurting. She clearly gets comedic performance but this is the only time she was full throttle funny on SNL. The hand gestures, head bobbing, the eyes on the prize attitude, the spearheaded pattern.. . It's just too much 😂 She was so under utilized on SNL and as a comedic actor IMO.
@@pattgsm i think it was partly bc she got caught up in a weird transition period when bill/seth/fred etc were leaving and kate/cecily/aidy etc were starting, so she kinda got shuffled over. like i think this episode is in her last season i don't even think she was on very long
Shallon's sense is humor is great she even beats the teacher She even deserves a reward but the problem is she might lead her classmates to being kidnapped
“Hey little girl wanna get in my van?” “YOUR PROBABLY A FRIEND OF MY DADS LETS GO” “No no you don’t know me I’m a stranger” “IDEK ANY OF MY DADS FRIENDS IDEK MY DAD” Edit:thanksnfor the likes- 😆😆😆😁😁😄
The only problems with American schools is that they are funded by property taxes, and childhood poverty (1 in 10 NYC schoolkids experienced homelessness in the last year).
"Shallon is misinformed, but she sounds very confident, so that might be throwing you off."
Shallon might have a future in politics.
And I oop-
The guy playing the dad *SUCKED*
or social media!😹
@@whatalovelybreadstick2449 Please stop doing that
@@savageshot3723 why lol
If any of those kids got kidnapped they would be returned imediately
Lol
That’s me xD
@@Shgrrsauce 106, oops.
Joshua Nicolai yup
Joshua Nicolai YuP..!
*”BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD!”*
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NOOO
hes the best character in this
ayhdx I loved that line
Yes!
Police Officer: Dont talk to strangers!
Also the Police Officer: *a stranger*
But police are good strangers
IFI0 mwah haha haha it’s at 69 likes and I’m going to like it
He was introduced.
ÙwÚ
@@ceanabreeze8304 shut the fuck up
"But she sounds very confident and that might be throwing the rest of you off" - this explains so much in life.
Donald Trump IRL
jmsta2011 Preach!
The stupid are always confident and the smart are always scared.
GTA5Player1 haha beat me to it 😂😂
A.K.A. The Trump Administration.
“I can’t talk to him?!? I mean, I’m chillin’ in this dude’s sweet van eating all of his candy, and I’m supposed to just sit there in total silence? That’s classic bad manners, man!” 😂😂😂
Matt Berry XD “yeah that’s disrespectful Officer Rosen”
Lol
" Yeah your mean SIR "
"...Okay guys, WHEN I SAY, don't talk to strangers, that INCLUDES not gettin' into the van!"
Uh I already hate this!😒
@@derronhamilton9498 Yeah your mean SIR
I need more Shallon videos.
Yes. Whatever happened to her, I thought she was great, esp in these.
Amanda E SAMEe
SAME
!!!!
Me too
Shallon - *"Oh, what's up dad! I get why you left, mom is a messsss."*
Nope, that's definitely *not* why he left.
There’s such a thing as genetics lol
Mom's a mess because she had to raise you on her own.
why did this make me feel bad for shallon? she’s not real lmaoo
Fr
"YoUr'E PrObAbLy A fRiEnD Of My DaDs! LeTs Go!"
That killed me
Like
U ShOuLd NoT TaLk To StRaNgers
KeWl
Oof
R.i.p
*BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD* 😂
Magical Mia YA
Yup.
That line was the best😆
4:25
Lol
"Whatever it takes to get that candy!" :-)
Marco Biral should be a meme
YE LET'S GET THAT CAAAANNDY! !!!!! >:3
@Lilly Kuhlmann yaaaaaayyyy
GET IN THAT VAN
Please don't do it
Drug dealer: do you want any weed?
Shallon: no thanx. I only do crack
I believe it was ecstasy pills😂
@@somyaarora7402 it was crack and ironically, Seth Rogen was in that sketch
🤣🤣
“I’m going to sit in my car and make a adult phone call”
Oh god XD
That’s good you don’t have a dirty/dark mind
Razar Thornxxx yep
😂😂😂😂
Gacha Owl later she was seen driving off in a car with a man
Pinky PlzRoblox which car should she be?
“We all like candy, but the question is.. what do you do?”
*”WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT CANDY!!”* 😂😂
GET IN THAT VAN
THATS CLASSIC BAD MANNERS MAN 😂
@@xxliixx1057 YEAH YOU’RE MEAN SIR
That's one of my favorite lines. 😂
A Shallon is a kid smart enough to give adults the hardest time. I see those everywhere
I’m a Shallon... DUNDAAAaAaAaA
Have you meet me?
"Officer Rosen, because of you, when I grow up I want to drive a van and pass out candy to kids"
That's the best line
And he looks like Steve from
Blues clues
Big day for vans
@@ChristianaYeager Noticed that too.
And one day he will be living in his van … DOWN BY THE RIVER!
"A Stranger Offers you candy"
Let me tell you when that's Happened. EVERY. HALLOWEEN. EVER
Imaginary Toast I never thought about it like that lmao 😂
Wow mind blown lol 😂
YEA!! YOU GO UP TO A RANDOM PERSONS HOUSE AND THEY GIVE YOU FOOKIN CANDY!!!
Lmao
Lol lmao
"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD"
This line goes out to all those out there who their dads went to the store to buy milk and never came back
#all of my dads girlfriends
I WISH my dad did that
This is sad
Priscilla Ortiz you wouldn’t happen to know what store he went to would you???
Tysm wow-
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🥺 inspirational….👏🏽👏🏽
This is too real. Ive taught a classroom of adults who talked themselves into something entirely different in much the same way
lmao this happens to me every time my class gets talked to, i think theyre all high on crack
Ikr
I don't mean to offend, but I think you might either be bad at teaching or have a wildly inaccurate definition of the word "taught."
Is anyone here a teacher of my class? I just love my classmates: they love making our teachers mad/desperate! We literally have a laugh at every lesson. 🤣😈 I kinda feel sorry for them tho.
@@ilovepancakes2545 when you look back when your older, I promise you are going to feel bad about it. My class were absolutely awful, and you eventually realise that you were constantly breaking the will and joy out of your teachers in a very personal way.
He's so mad at Shallon, I'm surprised he didn't turn into the Hulk..
“The story sucked, THERE WERE NO VANS!”
“And no candy...”
“And the guy playing the dad SUCKED!”
Molly ET you put And so candy instead of And No Candy
Brendo
Ya that’s what i was gonna say
“But Shallon was awesome!”
Dude he was funny he was getting pissed off at shallon
I was scrolling down the comments then i got to that part while reading this XD
JJ Bittenbinder doesn’t deserve this kind of disrespect smh.
STREET SMARTS!
hadley stop hanging with that tall child. He’s a bad influence
hadley they threw him off his rhythm
Get a money clip. Crucial.
Lol
Shallon: ok so you go, what's your name? My names Shallon Where you from? I'm from Orange County everything checks out and then HOP IN THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!!!
Our Defence Life 😂 lol
I read that just as it played
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8 really want to like but....your likes are at the perfect number of 666........
That's what pennywise did when George said he was a stranger and look what happened to him
When these kids figure out there’s a shoe brand called vans…
…
😂
It's a good day for Vans.
GET IN THOSE VANS!!!
Good to see Commissioner Gordon, take time out of his busy schedule in Gotham and give a public announcements to schools.
+ron lynx and get owned by a little kid
Stormy Molnjavichen
ha ha
+Stormy Molnjavichen She'll probably be fine with that....if there's candy.
Jacob Zekveld Agree.
YES.
"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD!" - Random child
Imo
Omegaluls
Ha.
“No vans :( I already hate this” 😂
ME TOOOO
Me ToO
"Everythang checks out and get in that van and GET THAT CANDY!"
Best line ever!
"Wow BIG day for vans..." haha ahh Shallon.. xD
And a big day for candy!'
Norton is an ABSOLUTE EXPERT at playing frantically frustrated!
"GET IN THAT VAAAAN!"
I miss Nasim.
She is good. Why is she not on anymore ?
@@cc3184 she just isn't a cast member anymore, i think she left of her own accord i never heard of her getting fired or anything and she did come back randomly for a later skit
I love how it's funny because he never explained that there wasn't actually candy in the van
The man teaching the lesson is a stranger.......
AND HE HAS A VAN!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!! I need me candy man.
*øh whāţ§ ūp đåď ī ķňøw whý ýøū łəfţ , møm ī§ ā mə§§*
That had me dead
Quirky Legend i was listening to the vid and when i read this that video line was playing lol
@@kindaalone8777 Omgg mee too!!!
@@eithan5025 Same to both of you!
Quirky Legend
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That had me laughing so much!🤣😂🤣😂 this is soooo funny!!
Did John Mulaney write this???? Because I feel like John wrote this. Detective J.J. Bittenbinder.
I thought so too but he wasn't a writer anymore at this time
There’s a chance that he could have written the sketch some time ago and was only approved at this point.
YES I LOVE HIM
STREET SMARTS!
STREET SMARTS ALWAYS HAVE A MONEY CLIP
Crimes against children by a stranger are actually rare. The vast majority of crimes against children are committed by a member of their family or by someone they are with on a regular basis such as a teacher or a babysitter.
Do they own a van?
@vertigo4ubob704 I don't know. I will go look in your driveway.
Everybody knows at least one cousin or uncle your mother told you, you can’t be alone with!
I see 'stranger danger' education addressing this more, thankfully. One PSA brought up the fact that a trusted adult can become a non-trusted adult and encouraged kids to always speak up no matter who is making them uncomfortable. So, the times they are a changin.
Me and my everyday life
HOP IN THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!! >;D
lol
WTF 😨😕😧😦😯, you crazy or something?
😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂
hhhhhhhaaaas
@@somuchsomuch7970 shut up
Shallon's smart... You gotta risk it to get the biscuit, general knowledge...
"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD"
I'm dead
hahahahahahhahahaaha
Shallon was a very underrated character I wish we could have seen more of her.She was funny.She could have been a recurring character.
*She was a recurring character, not "underrated."* She made three appearances from 2013 to 2014, the year Nasim left SNL.
Shallon is Hott!
Ed norton - young Gary oldman
Let s call him Gary Youngman..
& slightly more manly Dana Carvey
= Dana Manley.
Ri Hinlo I
Ri Hinlo Shia labauef a young Ed Norton
Omg I laughed so hard when he said "BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aby Abraham omg while I was reading this it said that on the video lol
Roblox Gamer Girl oddly enough, it happened to me too 😂
Same lol
I love how she points all the time lol
Officer: *giving a stranger awareness orientation* "Don't talk to strangers."
Girl: *looks at him* "AHhHhhHHh, StRaNgEr DanGeR!"
lol XD
Edward Norton is an amazing actor. I have an eternal crush on him.
Ew
XD
Fight Club is one of my favorite movies because of him 😉
Why....he's fugly, horrible actor and annoying as all hell. If he's in a movie I avoid it. He's one step below Owen Wilson in the douche department.
Mark C yeah, you’re mean, *SIR*
I have a kid in my class that’s just like shallon lmao
I feel bad for you.
:)
“Shallon” calls her Shalloan 😂
Reading off cue cards, doubt he's even listening to her ha
Pretty sure it's part of the skit to get her name wrong. In the fire marshal skit, John Goodman calls her shelby after knowing her name is Shallon.
hilarious observation.
Oh myyy
Lmfao I caught that too
Nasim Pedrad is hilarious ♥ Someone add this to a "Best of Nasim Pedrad" Playlist.
this is exactly how it is to speak with kids sometimes!
"BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD!"
YEAH! BE A DAM MAN DUDE!
He says that every shallon video
He says BE A MAN
DailyLolbit it’s a dam Percy Jackson thing, okay?
"hey guys theres a van parked across the street, if its still there after school, lets approach the driver for candyyyy"
BEST LINE LMAO
2:53
Respönsibility aj better yet, crack.
Respönsibility aj t r u e
uh oh I’m ur 666th like
Lol and your profile photo fits the line too.
The whole time I watched this I was thinking if your not supposed to talk to strangers how do you make friends because they are strangers before you meet them and I just thought the police man was a stranger to them the whole time because they just met.
“And the guy playing the Dad SUCKED!”
Same! The guy playing my dad SUCKS, TOO!
“Oh wats up dad I get why you left, mom is a mess”
whatever it takes to get that candy!!!
😂😂😂
Svetlana Andrášová you go girl
Svetlana Andrášová yuss
Svetlana Andrášová no funny
Svetlana Andrášová Id give her my candy.
Who has watched all of the Shallon sketches? This was the first SNL I ever watched. It still remains my favorite.
Be a man and take responsibility of your child..... hilarious 😂😂
Edward Norton is fucking awesome.
Mojo Risin Yea man he's great actor no doubt .
He’s the best
Ed Norton one of the best actors in the world
NO0RTH west Damn straight
I TOTALLY agree!!!
Indeed!
Yes, he is. Gary Oldman, as well. Both are very underrated/under valued for whatever reason.
A decade later, and this skit still cracks me up. But seriously tho. Why don't we have more skits with Shallon? 😂
Be a man and take care responsibility for your child!
Gulie's theme
She's not-
She's not mah dang child!
r/wooooosh?
I love Shallon character!
thepirategulf same here. "Get that candy!"
"THEN DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT CANDY"!
GETIN THAT VAN!
YUHHH
“Hop in that van and get that candy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m on the floor
Tell the childs what if theres no candies in the van
COMMON SENSE
Its children not childs, use grammar
@@dripsndropsin well, you're watching a SNL video, it's not a grammar class.
@@dripsndropsin You dont need proper grammar to understand things. It does not need to be exact. UwU
Shallon would say the guy who owns the van is driving you to get you some candy
yea. and if guy shows some candy out of the pocket then what genius?
4:27 his face XD ITS KILLING ME
👇🏻here to how many laughter i got during that clip
kids: can we go look for men in vans
Teacher: Sure!
Savage Storm like why would the teacher let them?!
“When my hand goes up?”
“tHe cHaTtEr gOes dOwN!”
“Oh, yay.”
Every elementary school ever 😂
he looks like Jim Gordon
He is
*BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD*
Me: *YEAH WHAT HE SAID*
Shellen is one of my favorite characters ever.
You mean Shelon? ;)
+Olhor10 you mean shallon
3chatty children You mean Shaloon?
It's Shallen... guys...
Let's Play mit Marc F. it's shallon
“yeah your mean 𝗦𝗜𝗥”
“And the guy playing the dad SUCKED!” 😂😂😂
How to be a shalon.
1.) Complement the victim.
2.) Wait for them to say something.
3.) Say something stupid.
4.) Point like the world is ending.
5.) Say “man”
6.) make up a random reason to annoy the victim.
7.) Lead other students to agree with you.
8.) Talk slightly about your family life.
9.) Wear sweaters
10.) Say your probably a friend of my dad’s even though you don’t know him.
11.) make a pun.
12.) Have a hippie voice
Congratulations! You are a shalon.
How to be a real Shallon:
1.) Listen to what the adult says
2.) Compliment the adult who was talking to us
3.) Say something stupid
4.) if the adult asked you to volunteer to pretend to be a victim to pedophiles, say "OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY MY DAD'S FRIEND, LET'S GO!"
5.) Say "man" if needed
6.) Grab people's interest towards you ruining the speech.
you also got to do a lot of pointing. God the pointing was fuckin funny.
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You for got the
BIG DAY FOR ______
I am a shalon XD
i had to laugh at the take responsibility part. had me in stiches
APWGaming Same here. I miss Bobby Moynihan and Nasim Pedrad.
“Be A Man And take responsibility for your child”
“SHES NOT MY DAMN CHILD”
I felt bad for Shallon LOL
I need a whole movie of Norton trying to do this 🤣
Nasim was brilliant in this...
Very late but I totally agree. This had my sides hurting. She clearly gets comedic performance but this is the only time she was full throttle funny on SNL. The hand gestures, head bobbing, the eyes on the prize attitude, the spearheaded pattern.. . It's just too much 😂 She was so under utilized on SNL and as a comedic actor IMO.
@@pattgsm I couldn't agree more. I can't reckon why they let her go, or why she left.
@@pattgsm i think it was partly bc she got caught up in a weird transition period when bill/seth/fred etc were leaving and kate/cecily/aidy etc were starting, so she kinda got shuffled over. like i think this episode is in her last season i don't even think she was on very long
“YeAh YoU’rE mEaN sIr!”
😂😂😂😂 he’s my fav
GET IN THAT VAN!! haha awesome
Shallon and her friends broke that teacher 😂
The guy who said "be a man and take responsibility for your child" sounds like Panda from We bare bears
I think he’s the cartoon’s voice actor.
Yea I think that he IS in it
Would you beleive me if I said...
✨He was?✨
Omg when i watched this i thought so to
Nasim kills it as Shallon.
There needs to be more of this. More Shallon. Just more
“Hey you want to get in my van?”
“Your probably a friend of my dads, LETS GO!”
Lol
"bE a MaN aND TaKE REspOnsibILIty oF YoUr ChiLd" XD
Ed Norton is still method even in this sketch.
“ BE A MAN AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR CHILD” MEH:YEAHHHHHHHH OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
One of the best roles played
First rule of fight club....
You do not talk about.
you do not talk about candy
HahahaHAHA
Mind The Gap?
You don’t talk about fight club.
Candy won’t work anymore, strangers.
Give em free WiFi and they’ll come right up to you for the password.
I’m pretty sure you get free wifi at home if your parents pay xD
Yassssssssss Wifi!!
i would die without wifi :3
j4d3_pOtAtO gaming same
*I WOULD BE GONE IN A SECOND* 😂
I would gooooooooooooooo
Shallon's sense is humor is great she even beats the teacher She even deserves a reward but the problem is she might lead her classmates to being kidnapped
Ya
Get into my van, please
I died laughing at this “yeah you’re mean SIR”
“Hey little girl wanna get in my van?”
“YOUR PROBABLY A FRIEND OF MY DADS LETS GO”
“No no you don’t know me I’m a stranger”
“IDEK ANY OF MY DADS FRIENDS IDEK MY DAD”
Edit:thanksnfor the likes-
😆😆😆😁😁😄
And I oop and I oop
Xx •Lii• xX gross
LEAsquad
My friend is a vsco girl
Xx •Lii• xX ok boomer
@LEAsquad XD
Edit: I likes that :)
Doctor: You Got 5:55 minutes to live
Me: *watches this video*
Are you dead? :O
Bruh. Lame duck joke bruh.
Literally me
This is a Documentary on the USA schools right?
xD
No, this is a Documentary on the average USA soon-to-be voter.
I think it's cocks and hens in a cage, yes?
OOF
The only problems with American schools is that they are funded by property taxes, and childhood poverty (1 in 10 NYC schoolkids experienced homelessness in the last year).
The weird thing is that we’re always taught stranger danger by a stranger.....
*hop in the van and get that CANDYYYY
4:24 “BE A MAN AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD!!” 😂
edward norton is a babe
Im not gay but for Norton, i'm up for change!
+Ludvig S. Hansen he pulls off that stash so well. no homo.
Elena Lazcano @ YES HE IS!! There is just something about him that is so sexy!!
zetaro05 honey, saying no homo has the opposite effect
shauna (his wife) is the luckiest woman in the world
1:16 "GET IN THAT VAN" 😭