Embarrassing Text Message Evidence Proves a Man's Innocence - SNL

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  • @DanielWidrew
    @DanielWidrew 5 років тому +9551

    Shout out to the folks in the jury who managed to sit through that whole thing looking sober and thoughtful like they were really concerned about getting the right verdict

    • @mikemurphey7218
      @mikemurphey7218 4 роки тому +109

      They were probably ready to get him for harassment of coma girl 😆

    • @Silver-cl2bd
      @Silver-cl2bd 4 роки тому +6

      👏

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 роки тому +5

      Yep. Happens every.day.

    • @heather95404
      @heather95404 3 роки тому +1

      well maybe they were.

    • @craneanderson2317
      @craneanderson2317 3 роки тому +36

      I know I couldn't hold my laugh. Shit is way too hilarious. That "hehe" is absolutely the last nail on the coffin.

  • @danieljuncos244
    @danieljuncos244 6 років тому +5958

    Sitting forward, putting his mouth right up to the mic, and taking a very brief pause before speaking every time - that’s what makes this work. Good job, Eli!

  • @lucyfoster4082
    @lucyfoster4082 6 років тому +6641

    Eli Manning's incredibly straight responses to the questions made this skit very funny.

    • @GP-ci8qt
      @GP-ci8qt 5 років тому +84

      He's dealt with the NY media in the most popular city and has handled it like a pro's pro. Of course Eli can keep a straight face

    • @kingwill3953
      @kingwill3953 5 років тому +6

      Lmfaoooo I swear

    • @Powerball305
      @Powerball305 5 років тому +7

      Like he’d been there b4

    • @thedancingveganatheist6310
      @thedancingveganatheist6310 5 років тому +27

      Impressive acting, actually.

    • @donjohnston6420
      @donjohnston6420 5 років тому +12

      I think he played that role well because he wasn't acting, that's really his actual kinda akward personality

  • @rahul_agarwal
    @rahul_agarwal 3 роки тому +2295

    The best part of the sketch is when Eli bends forwards towards the mic. That pause and actions makes the sketch amazing. They could have easily not done that but that kind of small details is why snl is the greatest.

    • @littlemouse4414
      @littlemouse4414 3 роки тому +13

      It reminded me of the Judge Judy eps where a defendant or plaintiff does that and she screams at them, ha ha

    • @jamesdakrn
      @jamesdakrn 2 роки тому +12

      You’re right but I think it’s also partly habit from all the postgame interviews

    • @momakesgoodmeatloaf
      @momakesgoodmeatloaf 6 місяців тому +3

      Watch mad tv you might have a different opinion after 😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsmacca126
      @mrsmacca126 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@momakesgoodmeatloaf 100% SNL has sucked for more than30 years🎉

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 місяці тому

      Yeah doing it every time was a nice running gag

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 6 років тому +16559

    the lawyer is the definition of chaotic good

    • @landonseaholm5915
      @landonseaholm5915 5 років тому +179

      Lawful evil

    • @RyuujinLetum
      @RyuujinLetum 5 років тому +42

      How about all 3?

    • @mortalwound2945
      @mortalwound2945 5 років тому +50

      Trying to help in a fucked up way..yup that checks off

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +12

      Too realistic, that's lawful.

    • @AmorphisBob
      @AmorphisBob 4 роки тому +18

      @@landonseaholm5915 Nah he'd only be lawful evil if the guy was guilty.

  • @Ghostle06
    @Ghostle06 5 років тому +9754

    Woman: "We drop the charges"
    Bill Harder: "Yeah but I wanna hear more"
    That was definitely the best moment 😂

    • @sahhwins187
      @sahhwins187 4 роки тому +227

      “Bill Harder”

    • @aidanduffy3407
      @aidanduffy3407 4 роки тому +33

      Hes a comedic genius one of the genuinely funny guys out there

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 4 роки тому +24

      @YayDude123 *Comcast heavy breathing*

    • @rrock2025
      @rrock2025 4 роки тому +3

      Oh ok

    • @uolliac1329
      @uolliac1329 4 роки тому +24

      “Bill Harder”

  • @zamyoutube
    @zamyoutube 4 роки тому +2306

    When you realize that all they really needed was the pic of the banana, which was taken at home, it makes it funnier bc all this extra embarrassment was unnecessary

    • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid
      @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid 3 роки тому +57

      He could have taken the picture earlier and then sent it.

    • @rexsceleratorum1632
      @rexsceleratorum1632 3 роки тому +97

      @@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid There is metadata in the image if he still has it or has been uploaded to a cloud service

    • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid
      @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid 3 роки тому +13

      @@rexsceleratorum1632 he wouldn't even need to upload it to a cloud. Could have sent it from his gallery. And BTW, databases can be hacked.

    • @rexsceleratorum1632
      @rexsceleratorum1632 3 роки тому +24

      @@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid And it can all be a setup, a conspiracy by the illuminati and the freemasons

    • @rexsceleratorum1632
      @rexsceleratorum1632 3 роки тому +24

      ​@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid An image's EXIF metadata is contained in the image itself and read by a cloud service if it gets automatically backed up. It can be edited easily enough and the timestamps in the filesystem (apart from EXIF metadata) manipulated as well, but there needs to be a careful series of steps to make sure the image is not automatically backed up until it is manipulated. All that requires some expertise which the prosecution might need to prove. And hacking a cloud service doesn't exactly work like in the movies, it is not even a viable option.

  • @tbpdesigns8282
    @tbpdesigns8282 3 роки тому +448

    I love Sudekis’s little smirk after Eli says something embarrassing

  • @andreat6882
    @andreat6882 5 років тому +15086

    bill was just playing himself as a judge lmao none of his lines felt scripted at all

    • @LeeTheSun1
      @LeeTheSun1 5 років тому +168

      KWEL

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 5 років тому +369

      He had very few lines but they had some of the most natural delivery I've ever seen on this show. Makes me wonder if part of it has to do with his love of true crime.

    • @linziRyan1965
      @linziRyan1965 5 років тому +7

      @@jasminehouston-burns1691 yes

    • @ghostrecon755
      @ghostrecon755 4 роки тому +24

      Every single one his liners had me tears! 😂😂😂😂

    • @brelandparker4483
      @brelandparker4483 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

  • @RainbowBubbleSparkle
    @RainbowBubbleSparkle 5 років тому +16276

    “I’d rather just confess to the murder.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 4 роки тому +182

      Fuckin died😂 woulda been my same reaction.

    • @MEMPHISBOI_901
      @MEMPHISBOI_901 4 роки тому +33

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jess3674
      @Jess3674 4 роки тому +97

      Too late, prosecution dropped the charges!

    • @meatman1086
      @meatman1086 4 роки тому +52

      It’s so good and what makes it better is that I don’t feel like it was scripted it felt so real

    • @elimareyev4978
      @elimareyev4978 4 роки тому +18

      Hehe

  • @I_Think_Its_Kaiden
    @I_Think_Its_Kaiden 4 роки тому +5582

    "Please read your search history from that evening"
    "I'd rather confess to the murder"
    Sadly true 😂

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin 9 місяців тому +47

    I love Jason's delivery and rythm reading the strings of "you up" texts

  • @fmac0417
    @fmac0417 4 роки тому +1136

    Eli did such a great job. He keeps a straight face under the hilarious circumstances. It's incredible. This is an all-time SNL sketch involving a professional athlete.

    • @criztu
      @criztu 3 роки тому +9

      The key to keeping a straight face under the hilarious circumstances, is to focus on the money. Think of how many things you'll be able to buy with the money you received for doing the skit.

    • @DavidLee-ll9vq
      @DavidLee-ll9vq 3 роки тому +2

      Totally agree

    • @gethugefast1
      @gethugefast1 3 роки тому +3

      @@criztu bet you didn't know that all those artists and or bands that play in the super bowl halftime show makes zero money

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi 3 роки тому +5

      @@gethugefast1 one up on the fact that the weekend paid to perform

    • @drsloan
      @drsloan 2 роки тому

      My all time favorite was Joe Montana as the honest roommate. “I’m just gonna go upstairs and masturbate.” 😂

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 6 років тому +2984

    I love how natural Eli is. Most celebs can barely keep a straight face during these skits lol

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 років тому +53

      I thought he was an actor

    • @queenjustine66
      @queenjustine66 6 років тому +52

      i thought he did a fine job and was quite funny playing it so straight, totally fit the character. once or twice he smiled just a bit, but otherwise unbreakable.

    • @johnfurface
      @johnfurface 5 років тому +6

      ;P

    • @kamakaziozzie3038
      @kamakaziozzie3038 5 років тому +2

      ixlnxs - for some people, anyone they see on a screen is a celebrity

    • @crazyleg2006
      @crazyleg2006 5 років тому +4

      He really was great here.

  • @胡蝶-l7y9q
    @胡蝶-l7y9q 4 роки тому +859

    “I’d rather just confess to the murder.”
    A more relatable thing has never been said.

  • @buddermonger2000
    @buddermonger2000 3 роки тому +98

    Man certainly took "The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to heart

  • @andrewodinson3726
    @andrewodinson3726 6 років тому +3302

    "Not exactly the face of a man about to commit murder, is it?"
    Imagining a murderer making a :P face made me lmfao

  • @nailsnailsgoodinbed
    @nailsnailsgoodinbed 5 років тому +5721

    Eli Manning is one of SNL's most underrated guests - he's iconic

    • @tomaszroginski6134
      @tomaszroginski6134 4 роки тому +226

      100% agreed. Up until now I used to think he was a member of the cast because he seems like a natural to me. Only now I googled him and it turns out he's a sportsman.

    • @odw1714
      @odw1714 4 роки тому +49

      Who says a sportsman tho

    • @odw1714
      @odw1714 4 роки тому +38

      And doesn’t know who Eli manning is

    • @JavaNinja72
      @JavaNinja72 4 роки тому +16

      T Rog does

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 4 роки тому +18

      Chad Mower Timberlake is a very solid actor ..doesn’t count

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 6 років тому +795

    This skit is so simple, yet it feels like a stroke of genius. Loved it.

    • @skittykitty1000
      @skittykitty1000 6 років тому +19

      True comedic genius is knowing how not to make things too complicated.

    • @conjandysecurity
      @conjandysecurity 5 років тому +7

      Good acting goes a long way.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 5 років тому +3

      This is how you take a simple thought that’s funny and just go ape shit and take it to its fullest extent 😂

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 5 місяців тому +2

      Great writers sometimes make comedy look easy!!

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +196

    Eli did amazing! My first few couple of times watching this skit, I didn't even know he's not an actual comedian. He's so natural at this! I also amazed by Abby as the Prosecutor for being able to keep a straight face the whole time 😂

    • @Trobtwillis
      @Trobtwillis 9 місяців тому +5

      I know, right!?
      Before I realized that he was NFL pro athlete Eli Manning, I thought that he was a professional actor. 🏈

  • @dylanf3108
    @dylanf3108 5 років тому +7566

    I love how the lawyer broke character and Eli didn’t 😂😂

    • @bdawg7132
      @bdawg7132 5 років тому +80

      I love how you're an asswhip

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 років тому +44

      Andrew Furrer I love how cowards have no Avi

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 років тому +22

      Andrew Furrer your ignorance makes me ill and angry

    • @jessicafranklin6386
      @jessicafranklin6386 5 років тому +88

      Hey Rexy1776. Just thought I'd add my two cents that I took your statement to be a perfectly innocent comment about something you found funny. And I don't get why so many people are giving you shit about it. So, just wanted to offer some support. People on the internet can be dicks for no reason sometimes.

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand 5 років тому +19

      @Andrew Furrer So you wish someone dies all due to a harmless YT comment? Wtf is wrong with you?

  • @2koolken
    @2koolken 5 років тому +5676

    Eli: The banana is larger.
    Hader: I was gonna say. [chuckles]
    😆

  • @giordanogiostra1110
    @giordanogiostra1110 4 роки тому +2448

    Eli's acting was surprisingly GOOD, since it's not his job.

    • @jacksonvance7404
      @jacksonvance7404 4 роки тому +109

      I watched him act like a quarterback for 16 years

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 4 роки тому +107

      @@jacksonvance7404 was he 'acting', when he led the NY Giants to Superbowl victory!? Didn't think so.

    • @eshryo
      @eshryo 4 роки тому +4

      Wayne J leading them to two improbable super bowls when they had an airtight defense and the! failing to do shit with one of the best receivers in the game.

    • @betsyduane3461
      @betsyduane3461 4 роки тому +31

      @@jacksonvance7404 With 2 SB MVP's and the 7th most TDs in history?

    • @betsyduane3461
      @betsyduane3461 4 роки тому +10

      @@eshryo Utter nonsense, Eli had some horrible defenses.

  • @Live-Life-Freely
    @Live-Life-Freely 2 роки тому +169

    "Gotta cast a wide net, huh!"
    That judge knows what time it is.

  • @royramirez5681
    @royramirez5681 6 років тому +712

    “We drop the charges”
    “Yea I I like to hear more” 😂

  • @Dreamformeable
    @Dreamformeable 9 років тому +4711

    How in earth can they keep a straight face when he is going about KEWL?

    • @i_likebeing_home8733
      @i_likebeing_home8733 8 років тому +37

      +Dreamformeable yeah totally!! i laughed my ass off at "KEWL" :D :D

    • @hahayouarefunny
      @hahayouarefunny 6 років тому +1

      hehe

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 6 років тому +3

      Book Snake
      Gotcha cause you’re not watching any longer because it’s a different century.

    • @Ffejro12256
      @Ffejro12256 6 років тому +2

      @Book Snake Holy crap. Calm down. They were having fun. Their job is to make people laugh. Job done.

    • @Ffejro12256
      @Ffejro12256 6 років тому +1

      @Book SnakeA) pretty sure more than one person was laughing. More than one
      person = people. So yeah. Job done. If it's not funny to you than don't hang around. They had fun. I had fun. So did others. B) Keeping a straight face isn't a prerequisite for a job in comedy.

  • @arnatri1503
    @arnatri1503 5 років тому +709

    I feel like Bill Hader was said to do whatever he felt like.

  • @natas5014
    @natas5014 2 роки тому +91

    4:18 just sells the skit. Jason and Bill have such good energy. The hand contact is so underplayed but it's hilarious.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 роки тому +480

    “The prosecution can’t hear any more of this. We drop the charges.”
    “Y-yeah but I’d like to hear more.”

  • @GinjouArmy
    @GinjouArmy 5 років тому +391

    This Eli guy is made of steel. I would have cracked smiles all the way through especially at "who dis u up" "hehe" and"elderly butts".

  • @hannahlewis65
    @hannahlewis65 4 роки тому +2161

    that "kewl" sounded an awful lot like "kill". I think he's guilty

    • @GoodSoup
      @GoodSoup 4 роки тому +9

      Yo I thougt so too but then I realized that the couple wasn't the victims.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 роки тому +4

      Hannah Lewis *IS* The Inspector

    • @kairo9084
      @kairo9084 4 роки тому

      No. He sen4 the emoji. Innocent in any case XD

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 3 роки тому +18

      You up?

    • @michelledouglas4953
      @michelledouglas4953 3 роки тому +7

      From high school in the 90s kewl was our cool word. It's the patois version of cool actually but it seemed to have come a far way. I still use it in text messaging. It is pronounced the same way as cool tho...

  • @OffTheRailsPodcast
    @OffTheRailsPodcast 3 роки тому +96

    I think this is a top 5 skit all time for me. "I'd rather just confess to the murder" is such a killer line.

  • @oriolez555
    @oriolez555 7 років тому +3110

    "You up!?" , "you out!?" LOL... this was one of funniest sketches. Abby Elliott was a great actress on SNL

    • @angie2591
      @angie2591 6 років тому +10

      Oriolez casting that wide net lolol you can't make the basket if you don't shoot

    • @gordonadams5891
      @gordonadams5891 6 років тому +1

      She has a noble comedy heritage. The old Bob and Ray sketches still crack me up.

    • @paulmrjohnson
      @paulmrjohnson 6 років тому +16

      Hader makes a great judge.

    • @kloudnine2832
      @kloudnine2832 6 років тому +1

      yes she was

    • @InsaneKahuna
      @InsaneKahuna 6 років тому +1

      Oriolez what am i going to do with a bunch of young virgins or old hoes....should be living alone running through tourists.. doctors.. teachers nurses.. as of 10 yeaes ago.. not assholes eho fuck ur life up

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 роки тому +564

    Bill Hader’s expressions throughout this are icing on the cake

  • @unitedstatescitizen1035
    @unitedstatescitizen1035 6 років тому +2872

    I feel like you can get anyone to confess to anything with a threat of their internet porn history search 😂😂😂

    • @williamgrahek4454
      @williamgrahek4454 5 років тому +20

      Accurate

    • @GHustle4
      @GHustle4 5 років тому +27

      If, you break because of some porn history then you shouldn't walk this earth anymore....

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 5 років тому +23

      I'm a woman who sometimes watch circle jerks and other gay stuff. What's wrong with that? I won't confess to anything I never did. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wettergren1725
      @wettergren1725 5 років тому +6

      @@contentlyshane How sweet and naive =,D

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 5 років тому

      Tru

  • @chriskeyz7
    @chriskeyz7 5 років тому +1808

    Your honor this is irrelevant....
    Hader: I'll allow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beverlyanne5699
      @beverlyanne5699 3 роки тому +1

      on trial for free speech. Kangaroo court.

  • @asherujudo7383
    @asherujudo7383 5 років тому +1110

    "I was gonna say" Bill Hader 😂😂😂😂

  • @dr.mark.b.hubble
    @dr.mark.b.hubble 3 роки тому +31

    One of the funniest skits in SNL history. The premise is genius😂

  • @LegalAutomation
    @LegalAutomation 4 роки тому +544

    I work in criminal defense and I have to say... some of the nuances that they placed in here are pretty accurate! The bit is hilarious but the details really put this over the top. 10/10.

  • @111hitmeup
    @111hitmeup 5 років тому +690

    guy casts a wide net huh...😂😂😂😂

  • @imjordan6168
    @imjordan6168 4 роки тому +301

    "Did you know that when you sent the text?"
    "Yes I did"
    "aww duude"

  • @lonewolfe2502
    @lonewolfe2502 Рік тому +138

    Even though Bill Hader has only few lines, he still shines in the skit. 😂

  • @evansabermarando
    @evansabermarando 6 років тому +8081

    Tom Brady lost 2 Super Bowls to this guy

    • @alistairthow1384
      @alistairthow1384 5 років тому +723

      Kewl

    • @econojon
      @econojon 5 років тому +149

      Brady also has 4 more rings than this guy.

    • @alistairthow1384
      @alistairthow1384 5 років тому +205

      @@econojon yes he's the goat, but Eli's 2-0 against Tom. Can walk into any room with him and hold his head high.

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 5 років тому +41

      @@alistairthow1384 not after that elderly butts thing though

    • @alistairthow1384
      @alistairthow1384 5 років тому +170

      @@cheefussmith9380 what's on Toms history, don't under inflate the importance of that.

  • @3mPeRaToR
    @3mPeRaToR 6 років тому +2558

    You were just fishing for anything by that time

  • @100Hasake
    @100Hasake 9 років тому +3396

    I'd rather confess to murder

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 років тому +1102

    I miss Bill Hader. Manning was adorable, this was great, those emoji faces killed me!

  • @TheBlueTheMan
    @TheBlueTheMan 8 років тому +2405

    Jesus Eli is a cracking actor for someone who isn't an actor

    • @kas90500
      @kas90500 6 років тому +132

      TheBlueMan Fucking syndrome? I definitely have that. Lol

    • @fastlane1205
      @fastlane1205 6 років тому +15

      Would you like a spot of tea love

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 років тому +6

      He just barely read the lines. How can you call him a good actor.

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 6 років тому +7

      He was given the easiest thing ever and he failed at that too, like they broke his lines up so much cuz they know he can't act cuz he's an athlete, he's not good at this.

    • @ftrunks2k
      @ftrunks2k 6 років тому +3

      He's fucking awful. I remember watching him on SNL and shit was gawd awful. The cast really had their work cut out when he was hosting.

  • @ashlynnjones1194
    @ashlynnjones1194 5 років тому +247

    "I was gonna say." Bill Hader is someone who reads everyone's thoughts...

  • @anthonyh2884
    @anthonyh2884 3 роки тому +218

    “The banana is larger” -saddest line ever 👍🏽😁

    • @since1876
      @since1876 7 місяців тому +1

      Hotdogs meeting hallways 🥺

  • @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz
    @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz 10 років тому +5334

    I rather just confess to the murder. HAHA

    • @merubindono
      @merubindono 7 років тому +44

      Luqman Hakim oh so this is where that meme came from

    • @tinajeppesen5948
      @tinajeppesen5948 6 років тому +13

      Made me think of my ex & why I'm glad I'm not with him lmao

    • @ericsmith116
      @ericsmith116 6 років тому +31

      @Tina Jeppesen you up?

    • @honeyst6133
      @honeyst6133 6 років тому

      Luqman Hakim it's up to use trials aren't public acceptable people in the room so wouldn't be that bear saying and they're not allowed to talk about the trial once it's over anyways

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 6 років тому +7

      Hehe! Kewl!

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 5 років тому +2110

    "very elderly butts"

  • @rexyrex1599
    @rexyrex1599 5 років тому +127

    Just love how calmly he answers the questions, just so naturally

    • @jakrispy3005
      @jakrispy3005 5 років тому

      Rexy Rex yeah be sure Eli is on suicide watch

  • @dAvrilthebear
    @dAvrilthebear 3 роки тому +30

    "The prosecution can't hear any more, we drop the charges!" 😂

  • @dzashengonie3732
    @dzashengonie3732 6 років тому +666

    "I'd rather confess to the murder"😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 8 років тому +2313

    banana is larger.

  • @Tango_Hendrix
    @Tango_Hendrix 5 років тому +196

    "Guy casts a wide net, huh?" 😂

  • @rihannagirl556
    @rihannagirl556 3 роки тому +317

    Recipient: "Chad, you woke me and my fiance'. Dont text me anymore"
    Chad : Kewl
    This guy is truly a Chad.

  • @AA-nx4ut
    @AA-nx4ut 5 років тому +188

    I freakin love sudeikis! The guy is really cool and likable.

  • @justChuka
    @justChuka 5 років тому +168

    Judge: "I was gonna say"
    Lmao

  • @szepenszoloszolo5177
    @szepenszoloszolo5177 8 років тому +892

    Who dis.
    Kills me every time.

  • @nathanb5923
    @nathanb5923 3 роки тому +27

    This is actually very hilarious, one of their best sketches

  • @Racingirl911
    @Racingirl911 6 років тому +162

    “I’d just like to confess to the murder!” LMAO!!!

  • @jollim78
    @jollim78 9 років тому +1370

    When Eli Manning retires he should probably consider a career at SNL.

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 6 років тому +10

      No, no he shouldn't, he literally says like 2 words at a time at most because he doesn't know what he's doing and he doesn't do it well.

    • @axxa_noodle9600
      @axxa_noodle9600 6 років тому +28

      HopOnTheHype lol why u so salty

    • @jon-unicorn-doxxer
      @jon-unicorn-doxxer 6 років тому +19

      @Pinkie - probably Patriots Fan..lol

    • @dustin_long1819
      @dustin_long1819 6 років тому +1

      He should retire rn cause he sucks at football

    • @charliebrooks4941
      @charliebrooks4941 6 років тому +1

      Elite Eli. 2 time SB MVP CHAMP. who else has that

  • @ThePigasaurus
    @ThePigasaurus 4 роки тому +434

    I’ll look up elderly butts and report back on my findings so that you don’t have to.
    Edit: Mistakes were made.

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 роки тому +26

      Just don’t look up “very” elderly butts. Just hearing that and having to imagine it traumatized me

    • @amitbhawanie2931
      @amitbhawanie2931 4 роки тому +18

      Why would you let your eyes be raped ?
      God have mercy on your soul

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 роки тому +12

      I love how this was actually edited

    • @ThePigasaurus
      @ThePigasaurus 4 роки тому +10

      I’m trying my best I’m a man of my word

    • @BlueRoseGeek
      @BlueRoseGeek 4 роки тому +14

      I looked up both and the results were very harmless! Both times I actually got a picture of Eli Manning in this sketch as the first result. Also a Corgi butt. :-P

  • @KatCanSing
    @KatCanSing 3 роки тому +94

    Haha! This is fantastic. Who knew Eli Manning was so good at acting? I always think Peyton's ads are pretty funny, but Eli does a better job than many of the SNL regular cast members at staying in character and actually acting. This was an unexpected gem of a skit.

  • @FallenRaven
    @FallenRaven 8 років тому +149

    SNL should have Eli again, I like this and the motion capture skit they had. Eli can be a good comedian.

  • @swiftrian
    @swiftrian 4 роки тому +722

    "As you can see murder was not on my client's mind"
    Me: "Objection! Murder was obviously on his mind! Murderin sum ass!"

    • @msfabulista
      @msfabulista 4 роки тому +5

      Missed opportunity there for sure

    • @swiftrian
      @swiftrian 4 роки тому +1

      @@anib18 I wrote it with his voice in my head lol

    • @WitchVulgar
      @WitchVulgar 3 роки тому +4

      *Murderin sum elderly butts

    • @javierarias616
      @javierarias616 2 роки тому

      You're ready to apply for some porn movie scripts!

  • @troyramadin5772
    @troyramadin5772 4 роки тому +253

    “Kewl” has me weak lmaooo

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 3 роки тому

      Yes but were you REALLY laughing your ass off off off?

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 3 роки тому +84

    This one time, a guy I had hooked up with once over 3 years prior sent a group message on facebook to me and over 20 other women. It was something like, "hey, what are you up to tonight 😉?" The thing is, he didn't realize that I, and everyone else he sent it to, could see that he had messaged all of us at once. 😂
    Everyone on his hook up list learned just how wide a net he casts, and that he was probably hitting up a lot of women every time he messaged them previously. 😭
    For the record, he was actually pretty cute and nice when I knew him back in 2013, so I'm not trying to shit on him, it's just hilarious that he got caught messaging that many women at once. I actually had the heart to tell him what had happened, but he pretended not to know anything about any group message, and insisted that it must have been some facebook glitch 😂
    Man, I hope he doesn't see this comment, because I don't want him to feel bad. We've all done embarrassing things before, it's just that his embarrassing moment is too funny not to share. 😂😋

    • @zaidbomb
      @zaidbomb 3 роки тому +5

      It's weird that he didn't played the "my account was hacked" card 😂

    • @youtubeseagull
      @youtubeseagull 3 роки тому +2

      @Dhi Mancini it's not silly. It's crass, or callous or disingenuous .

    • @youtubeseagull
      @youtubeseagull 3 роки тому +5

      you liked him enough you let him off the hook, and if you liked him more he'd be back on the hook again. He must have been gorgeous. I think 20 is pretty high. i wouldn't trust him.

    • @dktide91
      @dktide91 3 роки тому +1

      So I guess it's a case of "Don't hate the playa, hate the game"? 😜

    • @davidfam2147
      @davidfam2147 3 роки тому +2

      Would you want to get some lunch ?

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo 6 років тому +180

    Bill Hader as the judge😂😂😂😂

  • @ShouHeiKun1932
    @ShouHeiKun1932 5 років тому +45

    Eli did a really good job with this. Apparently he goes around New York City doing karaoke at random places. As a giants fan he’ll always have a place in my heart.

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 6 років тому +162

    "The banana is larger." XD

  • @ParagonEternity
    @ParagonEternity 3 роки тому +213

    Every woman has had late night messages from guys like this.

    • @amidarkdesigns1229
      @amidarkdesigns1229 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, sounds like they prob all got it from the same dude

    • @JoyFoolActs2035
      @JoyFoolActs2035 3 роки тому +6

      What's funny is I got one earlier, he was like..hey you sleeping? I said no and he was like wyd? It was 11:30pm. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @timr6318
      @timr6318 3 роки тому +3

      @@JoyFoolActs2035 you up?

    • @JoyFoolActs2035
      @JoyFoolActs2035 3 роки тому +4

      @@timr6318 always. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hannieregis1578
      @hannieregis1578 6 місяців тому

      Fact lol.

  • @cheongyei
    @cheongyei 4 роки тому +111

    I had no idea Manning was so personable off the football field. Great job.

  • @ツツ-w1j
    @ツツ-w1j 6 років тому +548

    I'd rather confess to the crime you didn't do than read out loud your search history

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 років тому +3

      Yall have porn in korea? I thought it was all some soft core shizz

    • @PapaFo
      @PapaFo 5 років тому +1

      sanji vinsmoke you heard of hentai?

    • @kennethirgendwas4616
      @kennethirgendwas4616 5 років тому +3

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 you thought the internet didn't reach that far or what??

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 років тому

      @@kennethirgendwas4616 I thought porn sites were banned in Korea. Don't try to sound smart when you're not, you'll look like a smartass

    • @kennethirgendwas4616
      @kennethirgendwas4616 5 років тому

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 this just makes you look stupid though. south korea exists you know?
      they are a normal country that has barely anything to do with north korea.
      anyway why the fuck would porn be banned? and how would you supress all the websites. also your comment was not going in that direction at all

  • @Yak1312
    @Yak1312 6 років тому +840

    He looks more comfortable acting then playing QB.

    • @AtomicApex
      @AtomicApex 6 років тому +41

      /Well if you had the giants O-line trying to protect you, how comfortable would you feel?

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 6 років тому +12

      No kidding, I actually feel bad for Eli Manning more often than not these days. It's one thing to be bad, but they are easily the worst team in the NFL right now. A team that under the same QB got two Super Bowl rings. How is this possible?

    • @davidjames-cameron617
      @davidjames-cameron617 6 років тому +2

      @@voteZDLR Started with a bad O-line, then Victor Cruz, OBJ, and Marshall get injured who only recently came back, to find a team with untalented runners, a horrible o-line, and terrible coaching

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 6 років тому +1

      @@davidjames-cameron617 Yeah... well I am afraid this might be Eli's last season, even though they did win their last game.

    • @zorack7030
      @zorack7030 6 років тому

      Like when he just went 17/18 and won ?

  • @jenniferfowler682
    @jenniferfowler682 2 дні тому

    This is one of my all time favorite sketch’s. It’s so simple but so hilarious. Everything from his delivery to sudekis being a smart ass. I love it

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 10 років тому +680

    For not being an actor Manning is really good.

    • @sammyfinbar
      @sammyfinbar 7 років тому +15

      I thought it was one of the greatest performances I've ever seen in my life. I got chills. Can't believe he didn't get an Emmy!

    • @MrSean03839
      @MrSean03839 6 років тому +10

      He has lots of acting experience playing an NFL quarterback every Sunday! ;)

    • @shrimp_bucket
      @shrimp_bucket 6 років тому +7

      He spoke like 5 words at a time in a microphone while sitting...

    • @andrewrchooven1996
      @andrewrchooven1996 6 років тому

      It wasn't that great...

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 років тому +2

      tehdaez, and with his lines on teleprompters off-screen, I know. But still. I really thought he was an actor.

  • @poedinding
    @poedinding 4 роки тому +35

    How the jury kept a straight face through this is amazing. 😂😂😂😂

  • @rdear
    @rdear 4 роки тому +47

    When you start the night at “elderly butts” you don’t end it in a good place. Or at least that’s what I assume based on unnamed friends who have told me things.
    I’d also rather confess to the murder now.

  • @sm4130
    @sm4130 3 роки тому +7

    5:20 I died!! It’s alright ... it’s unbelievable 😂 brilliant

  • @brandonboss6868
    @brandonboss6868 4 роки тому +129

    I text my friends "you up? you out?" because I just assume everyone watches SNL. But all of my friends think i'm nuts.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 років тому +895

    Any writing proves a point

  • @brynjones6519
    @brynjones6519 10 років тому +905

    the whole time I thought that was Michael phelps

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +20

      Bryn Jones ??? Not a football fan? He's Eli Manning, pro quarterback, and brother to Peyton Manning, also a pro quarterback, and son to Archie Manning, a one time pro quarterback.

    • @86jollygood
      @86jollygood 9 років тому +9

      me too :)

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +5

      Sathiya Subramaniam ???! See second comment above.

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 6 років тому +6

      Bryn Jones Same.

    • @amateurflor13
      @amateurflor13 6 років тому +6

      Oh true he looks a little like him lol

  • @thisismagacountry1318
    @thisismagacountry1318 3 роки тому +23

    I'm carrying a banana next time Eli is signing autographs.

  • @danceyourwayoutofdepressio8594
    @danceyourwayoutofdepressio8594 6 років тому +969

    It's painful how accurately this captures how certain men act.

  • @remy1728
    @remy1728 5 років тому +248

    "Your honor, this is irrelevant."
    Immediately, with no thought or explanation: "I'll allow it."
    lmao

  • @OowllwoO
    @OowllwoO 7 років тому +75

    "Yeah..but I'd like to hear more" ahaha

    • @angie2591
      @angie2591 6 років тому +1

      London .CHANEL hahaha! "Very elderly butts" XD

  • @sarahandrade2505
    @sarahandrade2505 3 роки тому +12

    I love Jason is talking to a jury while facing the camera but the jury is sitting right behind him

    • @XaviRonaldo0
      @XaviRonaldo0 2 місяці тому

      Needs to read the cue cards

  • @haisungahd6730
    @haisungahd6730 5 років тому +431

    Let me know if you wanna hook up. Hehe ;p
    DEAD

  • @loremastersolaric3638
    @loremastersolaric3638 6 років тому +4693

    If only it was Pete Davidson's Chad....

    • @RishiNigamMusic
      @RishiNigamMusic 6 років тому +179

      OKHAY!

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 років тому +116

      Loremaster Solaric he wouldn't be embarrassed at all

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 років тому +125

      This guy does awkward better than Pete's Chad

    • @shamsk7924
      @shamsk7924 6 років тому +1

      Loremaster Solari

    • @FanGirlMania
      @FanGirlMania 6 років тому +62

      He would've just said Ok to the charges

  • @adamalikhan1357
    @adamalikhan1357 4 роки тому +20

    Judge being really entertained like he choosed to be a judge just for this day

  • @IHateSchoolPeople
    @IHateSchoolPeople 4 роки тому +197

    Honestly had no idea who this guy is, I just assumed he's an snl cast member, he's very comedic imo.

    • @drakefromstatefarm1030
      @drakefromstatefarm1030 4 роки тому +2

      What Guy?

    • @saileegokhale3154
      @saileegokhale3154 4 роки тому +3

      I’m guessing the sending the text

    • @drakefromstatefarm1030
      @drakefromstatefarm1030 4 роки тому +10

      @@saileegokhale3154 Oh Guy's name is Eli Manning (Former NFL 2x Superbowl Champion)

    • @saileegokhale3154
      @saileegokhale3154 4 роки тому +3

      @@drakefromstatefarm1030 OOF how do I not know that 😂😂

    • @IHateSchoolPeople
      @IHateSchoolPeople 4 роки тому +14

      @@drakefromstatefarm1030 Yeah I figured from the comments he's a sportsman of sorts. Not American, don't know what the superbowl even is :D

  • @piercoucy
    @piercoucy 9 місяців тому +2

    This is, absolutely, one of the best, EVER, SNL sketches! I have watched it a hundred times. Still good as the first time.

  • @yooomitch
    @yooomitch 6 років тому +16

    this is a textbook hilarious sketch concept, executed perfectly by everyone involved, im dying lol

  • @MA-vd3ln
    @MA-vd3ln 5 років тому +69

    Jason Sudekis managed to keep a straight face the whole skit 😂

  • @conservativemike3768
    @conservativemike3768 Рік тому +3

    Sudekis is fantastic in just about everything.

  • @xjstalex1332
    @xjstalex1332 7 років тому +125

    "who dis?"... "you up? LMAO

  • @kavyahere.5428
    @kavyahere.5428 7 років тому +332

    Who dis? You up?😂

  • @ammardeafalla6202
    @ammardeafalla6202 8 років тому +70

    Damn straight, that's how you win a case