That's actually true. Left wing authoritarianism and right-wing authoritarianism are both equally wrong and should be a reminder to all of us that extremists have no business in a position of power. Unless you're an anarchist, then let the AnCom and AnCap debate begin.
I think Chick-Fil-A is crying a out this ad NOT being for them. Because when I think evil, and I think sandwiches, I think Chick-Fil-A. I guess I'll have to rely on Conan O'Brien skits to really put them in their place.
@@thedevicebook Chik Fil A has nothing to do with evil. But go ahead and "put them in their place." I'm going to head there right now and get some food. Just to piss off the kind of pussies who think Chik Fil A is evil. Now, WHOLE FOODS is evil.
I expected something slightly more complicated, like the robot does any job a human can do and the robot is willing to accept 1/10 the wage, cause robots apparently like to buy stuff too.
I was actually thinking the moment they said 'most evil invention in the world' of walking booths that abused kids. I wasn't thinking specifically sexual abuse though, I was thinking something that'd beam tempting images into the eyes of passing kids, they go inside and it introduces them to meth, crack, heroin, etc. I'm with Roy on this one. If you're going to say you want people to do 'evil' and then think you can limit it, that's never gonna work.
I like how Roy seems like a normal guy, while everyone else acts like a cartoon villain. A dose of realism. Evil doesn't announce itself and doesn't think itself evil.
Dwayne Johnson's delivery in this is damn near perfect. Him casually stuttering and repeating words makes the character so much more casual and comfortable
I just love the Mussolini reference. He could have chosen any evil dictator, but I'm glad he gave a shoutout to the OG fascist dictator, a rather underrated evil dictator in my opinion
Only a psycho would find a "freeze ray" hilarious in an era of uncertainty over climate change. Sickening! Also...amazing blend of Brad Garrett deadpan and Norm MacDonald obliviousness from Johnson. "That guy gets it" and "I went in a different direction" were beautifully delivered lines too. Also that slight stammer during "...it doesn't seem like you do because, uh, you built a freeze ray" is straight up Newhart.
Molesting a robot is not a reprehensible act though. A bit weird though. Making a robot be able to feel pain so you can torture it would be a lot worse.
@@jasperzanovich2504 If the robot can’t feel pain, molesting it does nothing. I think the implication is that he built the robot with the ability to feel trauma in order to start the cycle of abuse.
Yeah... I'm pretty thick skinned when it comes to comedy but since almost every pedophile was molested as a child, that part was just so realistic it was a little hard to laugh at (not that that excuses them of course, but it is what has almost always happened to them.)
"Benito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea. I mean that's gotta be where the goalposts are am I crazy?" delivered so matter of factly, had me dying
i mean the Mesopotamians would trap someoen between 2 boats and force feed them honey and milk so they S**T themselves and atract blow flies so they would be eaten alive AND S**T themselves to death and yes i hate that i know that
I've seen this dozens of times but I just noticed at the beginning some lady in the audience goes "aww" at seeing the robot. She had no idea what she was in for. Anyways, I love how he describes teaching the thing in terms of a realistic abuse cycle. Like, my god, it actually gets worse. What a ride.
Eh, that was probably the least offensive and most accurate portrayal so far, but it's important to note that LESS THAN HALF repeated the cycle of sexual abuse. Recidivism is at much higher rates for other kinds of abuse because sex abuse is intrinsically more vile and less natural to do than say verbal abuse or just violence.
There is a bit of truth to the old adage "Hurt people hurt people". Many victims of abuse never go on to be abusers themselves, but the vast majority of abusers generally start as victims first. That's exactly what the "Cycle of Violence" is all about. (I'm using the term abuse in a broad sense, not necessarily referring to any one specific type)
I actually they did. Apparently SNL tried to do some product placement in their show and the writers were against it and they did skits like this in their product placement
*edit; Holy s*** that's a 5 point 5! Thank you guys! "I know what evil means." "I really don't think you do, because you built a freeze ray.". I mean. He has a point...
The others were all Mad Scientists. Roy was a Mad Engineer. The Mad Scientists all aligned their inventions with their own pet projects. Roy read the requirement ("World's Most Evil Invention") and then fulfilled it.
Technically, the robot should have won: The freeze ray and the shrink ray would only be evil if used for evil. Only the robot would be inherently evil, as there is no conceivable scenario where it can be used for anything other than evil.
He did invent the most evil invention.... I mean I cannot think of how that robot can benefit humanity in anyway. Freeze ray could fix the polar ice caps and the shrink ray could allow the creation of smaller electronic parts to make computers with quintabytes (if not more) of storage and processing power cheaply.
It makes sense in a way. Not the fact that it’s a human-sized robot that costs pennies to produce (that makes no sense), but because it could be seen as commentary on morality. Humans are bastards. It often takes incentive for us to do the right thing, but we don’t need much goading to commit acts of evil, or do things the lazy or cheap way (which in turn results in evil and/or disaster). Dumping nuclear waste in the ocean, not following safety regulations on a worksite, putting dangerous crap in people’s food... you get the idea. Evil comes cheap.
This skit genuinely caught me offguard and I was busting out laughing because of it. I wouldnt expect this at all from SNL but good lord this was hilarious. The Rock pulled it off perfectly.
I didn't know how to react. Laughing and serious interchangeably. Best part is Dwayne does well and how his character was just trying to make something he considered truly evil to win a contest.
Rock absolutely kills it in this sketch. His acting is phenomenal...so straight-laced and mundane. It's perfect, and his delivery on every line made me cry laughing, especially "that's gotta be where the goalposts are, right?"
This is exactly what is wrong with these people you’re buying into the new world order it’s not funny 30 years ago you only heard about such nasty crimes now it’s made light n played off as a joke but make no mistakes the rock is a child molesting robot
The silence after that line has always interested me. Those audience members were unprepared for a fact like that coming up in a sketch. They were prepared to laugh, not to be reminded of the horrors created by a past fascist dictator.
Well you know, the scooby doo villains are usually just someone trying to commit insurance fraud or something, not a supervillain anyway. They're just willing to go the extra mile and dress up in a ghost costume and chase around any teenagers that trespass on their property to maintain the narrative that it's haunted.
@@Mkings2 That must be why he willingly plays a character participating in the MOST EVIL INVENTION CONTEST ... this skit is 100% anti pedophilia and I don't see why any real pedo would willingly write and participate in it.
@@namelessking7325 I love how he's actually pretty much doing his Barack Obama impression the whole video. You can see this, because when the rock played Obama, he acted exactly the same: ua-cam.com/video/FEH9iqWm_xQ/v-deo.html
"You build a robot, then you molest it and hope it continues the cycle." That might be the darkest line in the entire sketch and I feel like it went over most people's heads.
@@kevindiaz3459 yeap, and a great hiden (?) joke was calling it "the robot-chomo", as chomo is prison slang for child molesters, and we know very well how they are loved in prison. (even serial killers are considerated 'better' people... idk, as a non native english speaker it hit me as i actually got the reference).
My favorite detail of this whole thing is the fact that Roy's outfit is more basic and has a simple bright blue while the other's have gloves, goggles and dark colors. It shows how Roy is more casual and realistically evil [well, as realistic as building a child molesting robot is] unlike everyone else who are cartoonishly evil and try hard 😂
I like how everyone else had evil voices as they were pitching their invention accept for the Rock who just went up with a casually normal peaceful tone and pitched a robot that molests children.
The White Castle bit was thrown in specifically because the cast was told to include more product placement in their sketches and the crew thought it was a dumb idea.
How this episode got past the censor I will never know - but it does make a beautiful point too - love it when one of them says "we know what evil means" and he's like "no, I don't think you do" and he's right in a very disturbed way
I mean, it makes sense that the most horrendous and evil things would be done with this sort of attitude. I highly doubt people like the infamous Mengele indulged in making voices and doing the villain laugh
@@Edelknabe It's funny because the rest of the evil scientists are shocked and appalled by Roy's creation. Comic book/cartoon evil, freeze ray and shrink ray, compared to something that's actually evil.
@@XavierMarciano ITS NOT REAL. You really gotta calm down and take a joke for what it is. Your the only one who thought about it that way. Maybe you shouldn't be on UA-cam if your mind is gonna go like that
@@Highspirekid13 I dunno some people find everything funny, I guess I'm not like that. Or maybe people have become desensitised and blind to what is in front of them. Some sick individuals like to brag about what they've done so long as it's disguised as humour. Like Bill Cosby and that skit about drugging and raping a woman. And guess what, that's exactly how Cosby rolled.
"How do you make a child molesting robot?" "You make a regular robot and molest it, and hope that it continues the cycle." Practical applications of machine learning
@Batphink Reynolds They had a good point actually. Molesting children is so evil that not even those evile scientists that compete about being evil think it's acceptable
Oh please, we all know that most of these edgy comedians nowadays are just playing to the prejudices of their audiences. It's less comedy and more political, and we all know it.
Parody does NOT equal support. This was parody of the way in which "evil" is portrayed in movies and on tv. The point was to show that the true evils of the world are faaaaaaaar worse than anything a James Bond villain has ever done.
@@fredlebhart1393 Not only that but the guy who made the robot did acknowledge that's the most evil thing anyone in this room ever done. They weren't making a pro-pedo joke, ala James Gunn. They were making an Anti-Joke, by both having the more campy villains be disgusted and the person they are disgusted acknowledge that what he's done was fucked up. And this is coming from a guy who doesn't even like the modern SNL.
I wonder if everyone in this comment section understands that this video is literally calling pedophilia and molestation the most evil things in the world.
TheStompboxer I agree, but that is not what’s funny about the sketch. The funny part follows the common concept of “normal person saying crazy things / crazy person saying normal things”
I wonder if you understand that what you said is wrong! There was no mention of it being the evilest in the world just more wrong than shrink rays and freeze machines. And paedophilia is something else than molestation.
Dark Ice Molesting kids most certainly is NOT funny. Designing a robot to do it in order to win a “most evil invention” award with a bunch of cartoonish villains on a sketch comedy show, though... that’s pretty funny.
Dark Ice It’s a sketch comedy show that starts at 11:30 pm. If I have young kids they won’t be watching it in the first place, just as I wouldn’t be handing them any other content that’s meant for adults.
To be fair, a blizzard in July would be devastating for harvest. Causing a famine, widespread starvation and death could be much worse than a child molesting robot. As Roy said, it can molest twice as many children in half the time. So it's about equivalent to four child molesters which is terrible but not on the same scale as thousands of starving children. Though he did mention Robo-chomo costs pennies to manufacture so a legion of them could be worse.
Funny?? They literally pediophiles, saying they molest/eat children between the lines. It's not hard to see, wake up..because they could trafficking anyone's child
@@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 If you don't understand what I'm saying, go search Jeffrey Epstein..then search John Podesta Art...then look at the clinton foundation for missing children...I bet you'll find a connection. Understand, these people are or were running the USA. A big global network of pedophiles, and some eat the kids. I bet my life I ain't wrong. My LIFE. As you sit there "wondering" what I'm "babbling" about after seeing this pitiful disgusting excuse of a 'skit' gets praise and laughs from the people that don't even know what's going on in this world. This is not a joke. This is really going on. That's big reason I am against this so called 'skit'. It's pedophile HUMOR to the ones who know or just humor to the ones asleep who are ignorant to what's happening.
A schizophrenic woman put out another patients eyes and swallowed them just last month in Turkey, thinking the other woman was swearing at her and if you were to pitch that for a movie scene people would call it ridiculous. Poor other woman couldnt even fight back as she was under influence due to medication.
@Phil_A i probably was a little annoyed when i wrote this... I belive more in the power of the people to be good. If we stop complaining and thinking about the shit of the world, Its normal, its clear that everybody has the opportunity to do beautiful things for others.
@@rickysword3945 I used to think people were naturally good, but after everything that was done like the Holocaust, 9-11, and other events, I just can't see that
@@nathant7555 I honestly think its a choice we have. To belive in each other or surrender, to find the beauty in every heart everyday or just say "I dont care". For me it was like to reborn, when I started beliving and having hope. Its not a naive thing... What do you prefer, a world full of loving people? Or a world where every man is scared of any other man?
at the time of the nanking massacre, John Rabe, a nazi, was the leader of the group that helped saving 200.000 chinese. How evil you have to be to make a nazi look like a saint
"How do you even build a child molesting robot?" "You start by building a regular robot, then you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle." I think this is the most I've laughed this YEAR! xD
@@tuhitsmonique Its the pattern of abuse,most diddlers were reportedly molested as children. He is applying this logic to a robot with that specific intention,it also implies he probably molested the robot. It might not be nice or politically correct but it is funny.
@@constantinedeanfrownysmila2421 ohh yes child molestation what a funny topic!! As a father he jokes about CHILD MOLESTATION and everyone gets a kick out of it look how twisted and evil this world has gotten. Just one of the many signs that we're in the end timed
Benito Mussolini used to force feed people caster oil until they literally died of diarrhoea. I mean that’s gotta be where the goal posts are right am I crazy? 😂😂😂😂
“This guy gets it”
“Oh my God no i don’t!”
Perfect reaction
No god but Allah
Islam way for peace and real monotheism
Search about the truth with honest heart
@@amany247 Your religion isn't peaceful.
@R G profit?
@R G ok
@@ultimate0706 is peace always the answer??
“Bennito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea”
Random Audience Member: *oh*
"Write that down, write that down!"
The way he said "Thats gotta be where the goalpost is" 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheBuri00 best part of the skit to me
Lol thanks headphones
That's actually true. Left wing authoritarianism and right-wing authoritarianism are both equally wrong and should be a reminder to all of us that extremists have no business in a position of power. Unless you're an anarchist, then let the AnCom and AnCap debate begin.
Everyone else playing Uno while The Rock plays Cards Against Humanity
About right.
Damn straight
Everyone else is playing "apples to apples".
I’m pretty sure that’s how the rock got this idea for this sketch
🤣
I love when you can tell that they had no idea how to end a sketch😂
Lies again? MILF Evil Angel
So they turned it into an add
It's so common in SNL skits. They start brilliantly, and about two-thirds of the way through it just nosedives
This is a GREAT ending.
@@greenAbbot Yeah, I think "we'll serve anybody" is a pretty good landing.
White Castle: SNL can you advertise for us?
SNL: I think we can work you into one of our sketches.
@@Cadesworth Do you think maybe they were going to use "Subway" as the restaurant but their lawyers thought it might be going a bit to far.
🤣
I think Chick-Fil-A is crying a out this ad NOT being for them. Because when I think evil, and I think sandwiches, I think Chick-Fil-A. I guess I'll have to rely on Conan O'Brien skits to really put them in their place.
@@thedevicebook Chik Fil A has nothing to do with evil. But go ahead and "put them in their place." I'm going to head there right now and get some food. Just to piss off the kind of pussies who think Chik Fil A is evil.
Now, WHOLE FOODS is evil.
White Castle basically said they serve kid meat... blatantly obvious. Hiding truth in your face
"We know what evil means...!"
"Well, doesn't seem like YOU do 'cause you built a freeze ray."
Roasted
@@lordgiacomos2551 Good thing she had that freeze ray. Gonna need it to cool off from that burn.
Good thing the shrink ray guy had a shrink ray, don't think he actually wanted to be there towards end
@@lordgiacomos2551 its funny because now the Rock is cooking freeze rays
Couldn't it solve global warming
Everybody is a monster until the real monster walks in!
Leave it to John Wick to say this🤣
I love the nice little touch that they have these descriptive movie names ... and then in walks Roy with his robochomo.
@Leonardo Cesana "chomo" is prison slang for child molester.
Ha haaaaa... This guy knows what I'm talking about!!
Yep
"Thats got to be where the goal posts are" Roy totally understood the assignment!🤣😂
This is probably the most impressed I've ever been with Dwayne. I'm surprised he actually did something funny and unique
@hansolo631 really? He has several very funny skits with SNL after hosting a couple times
that was the last thing i was expecting when he brought that robot out.
me too! I had a list and this was dead last.
i know right?
I was expecting another Trump/political jab. Like this robot has watched nothing but trump videos and will run for office in 2020 or something.
I expected something slightly more complicated, like the robot does any job a human can do and the robot is willing to accept 1/10 the wage, cause robots apparently like to buy stuff too.
I was actually thinking the moment they said 'most evil invention in the world' of walking booths that abused kids. I wasn't thinking specifically sexual abuse though, I was thinking something that'd beam tempting images into the eyes of passing kids, they go inside and it introduces them to meth, crack, heroin, etc. I'm with Roy on this one. If you're going to say you want people to do 'evil' and then think you can limit it, that's never gonna work.
The way he pitched a child molesting robot and then casually says "So uhh do I win the contest?"
Well,he should have.
@@gamefreak2383 this guy gets it!
@@binkymagnus oh stfu yall predators
Jack Mack you must be hangry
He should, that's the whole point lol
Damn, Roy is playing Chess while everyone else is playing Checkers....
Not just chess, or even 4D chess, but hyperspatial Go.
Nah Roy is playing catch
Nah. Roy is playing with robots😂
While everyone is playing checkers, Roy's mating children with his phallic shaped chess pieces.
I want to like but its at 666 :D
Unironically, this is the best acting performance of the rocks career.
The Rock is 100 times the wrestler and entertainer than Cody is.
I like how Roy seems like a normal guy, while everyone else acts like a cartoon villain. A dose of realism. Evil doesn't announce itself and doesn't think itself evil.
This guy gets it.
But Roy definitely thinks it's evil considering he entered in a "Most evil invention in the world" competition.
Ne he doesnt, stop saying that.
@@lodivt he thinks the invention is evil , He doesn't think he's evil because he only built it for the competition
Hannah Arendt would agree.
Dwayne Johnson's delivery in this is damn near perfect. Him casually stuttering and repeating words makes the character so much more casual and comfortable
This is fucking disgusting. The fuck you on about?.
And he does it in, quite frankly, half the time
@@RobizGaming2024 it was funny. Don't take everything to heart
@@abdulrahmanahmed2915 What part was funny ?
@@RobizGaming2024 Dwayne Johnsons entire part was funny
“That’s gotta be where the goal posts are” that line killed me
I laughed because I thought he might have ad-libbed that line.
I just love the Mussolini reference. He could have chosen any evil dictator, but I'm glad he gave a shoutout to the OG fascist dictator, a rather underrated evil dictator in my opinion
Dadan 2 #MeToo
Take the 4 out
Only a psycho would find a "freeze ray" hilarious in an era of uncertainty over climate change. Sickening!
Also...amazing blend of Brad Garrett deadpan and Norm MacDonald obliviousness from Johnson. "That guy gets it" and "I went in a different direction" were beautifully delivered lines too.
Also that slight stammer during "...it doesn't seem like you do because, uh, you built a freeze ray" is straight up Newhart.
The most underappreciated aspect is Roy admits he molested the robot to start "the cycle" 😂
Molesting a robot is not a reprehensible act though. A bit weird though.
Making a robot be able to feel pain so you can torture it would be a lot worse.
@@jasperzanovich2504 what if he gave it sexual feelings and then molested it, Roy really thought this out
@@jasperzanovich2504 the joke is about how cycles of abuse begin and perpetuate in the real world lmao
@@jasperzanovich2504 If the robot can’t feel pain, molesting it does nothing. I think the implication is that he built the robot with the ability to feel trauma in order to start the cycle of abuse.
@@saucevc8353 congratulations, you've become the guy that explains a joke until it's not funny anymore.
The worst part is when he explains how he made the robot lol
He did it when it was just a motherboard
Huh, I thought that was the best part. After all, hurt people hurt people.
You spelled 'best' wrong.
@@daltoncaudill9343 haha it was the best part and that's what makes it the worst lol
Yeah... I'm pretty thick skinned when it comes to comedy but since almost every pedophile was molested as a child, that part was just so realistic it was a little hard to laugh at (not that that excuses them of course, but it is what has almost always happened to them.)
"Benito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea. I mean that's gotta be where the goalposts are am I crazy?" delivered so matter of factly, had me dying
That was the line that did it for me. Lol
i mean the Mesopotamians would trap someoen between 2 boats and force feed them honey and milk so they S**T themselves and atract blow flies so they would be eaten alive AND S**T themselves to death
and yes i hate that i know that
If you listen really close you can hear a woman say “oh” when he says that line.
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The silence in the crowd after the first sentence haha ;D
I've seen this dozens of times but I just noticed at the beginning some lady in the audience goes "aww" at seeing the robot. She had no idea what she was in for. Anyways, I love how he describes teaching the thing in terms of a realistic abuse cycle. Like, my god, it actually gets worse. What a ride.
Eh, that was probably the least offensive and most accurate portrayal so far, but it's important to note that LESS THAN HALF repeated the cycle of sexual abuse. Recidivism is at much higher rates for other kinds of abuse because sex abuse is intrinsically more vile and less natural to do than say verbal abuse or just violence.
There is a bit of truth to the old adage "Hurt people hurt people". Many victims of abuse never go on to be abusers themselves, but the vast majority of abusers generally start as victims first. That's exactly what the "Cycle of Violence" is all about.
(I'm using the term abuse in a broad sense, not necessarily referring to any one specific type)
He is the abuser! Wake up ppl.
You still think this kind of humor is funny? It's disgusting and weird
@@dark2023-1lovesoniit's a way they have of trying to normalize the horrible thing that happened when they were kids. Very complicated.
The fact that The Rock agreed to do this sketch _and_ played it perfectly is the most impressive part of this.
He is an actor, after all.
I don’t doubt that the Rock can do more than play himself, he just chooses not to most of the time.
This is how he is naturally.
it says a lot
I wish he was more ambitious in choosing roles.
the rock: yeah, this guy gets it. You get it.
kyle: oh my god, nO I DONT-?!
those are my favorite parts. Always makes me laugh out.
as you can see the shrink guy is with me all the way
Miley Wadlinger yeah that’s what the sketch said 😐
You mean Roy and micronox
@@dragoblaze5 stop saying that! ;-)
"And the video of child molesting robot made by the Rock is sponspored by White Castle"
- "Oh my God, no we don't" - White Castle
you can just say it.
Shut up White Caslte, you'll serve anyone, you know it!
Jeff Bond maybe not Trump supporters.
California NEEDS A White Castle. Please someone franchise it.
I actually they did. Apparently SNL tried to do some product placement in their show and the writers were against it and they did skits like this in their product placement
*edit; Holy s*** that's a 5 point 5! Thank you guys!
"I know what evil means."
"I really don't think you do, because you built a freeze ray.".
I mean. He has a point...
But she isn’t as much evil as she is beautiful.
Anybody can build a freeze ray. It's the intentions that make it good or bad
@@Darklg23 then build one right now
@@thomasbenau2810 lol could you set the barrier lower
PlayoffL36ron I’d have to make a robot child.
"we know what evil means!"
"Well apparently you don't because you built a freeze ray. Now if you had built a freeze ray that can also...."
Imagine a freeze ray that can freeze the Suez or Panama Canal in seconds. Just imagine the economic upheaval
@@RocketHarry865
I have a poor imagination.
@@RocketHarry865 You could also point it at the North or South pole and get every Nobel Prize for solving Climate Change.
@@jeffreymeehan3116The “experts” would just move he goalposts and demand even more money.
A freeze ray that makes ice dildos inside people when it freezes them?
The shrink guy is with me all the way!!
STOP SAYING THAT!!
You really like exclamation points!!
StuckInASock
He actually understood the assignment
When the one guy understands the assignment better than the one who gave it out
This guy gets it!
Abit too well.
Unlike John Cena
Or......did he?
The way the Rock underplays it is just genius.
I believe the theatrical lingo is "Playing it straight faced."
"Hello, my name is Roy" 😑🤣
its called reading what he is supose to say.
Evil* genius.
@@genki2genki what flubs? That is the character he is playing. Do you know what acting is?
The others were all Mad Scientists. Roy was a Mad Engineer. The Mad Scientists all aligned their inventions with their own pet projects. Roy read the requirement ("World's Most Evil Invention") and then fulfilled it.
OMG.you made my day because you actually got the joke.
@@1talldaddythis guy gets it.
@@DathrobeBwane Oh my God, no I don't! 😀
See, the wood guy is with me all the way.
Can't be an engineer, he finished the project on time
Technically, the robot should have won: The freeze ray and the shrink ray would only be evil if used for evil. Only the robot would be inherently evil, as there is no conceivable scenario where it can be used for anything other than evil.
First Last what if the robot time travels and molests hitler until hitler kills himself? Is the robot evil or good?
@@Outlawrockman Well if Time is fluid then the robot is what made Hitler into an evil warmonger and not an art student
@@romansnider4676 time I is more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
Thats literally the joke
What if it is used to fight a monster who is basically a giant child?
"...so...do I win the contest or...?" rofl
😂😂😂😂
He totally deserves to win the contest.
He did invent the most evil invention.... I mean I cannot think of how that robot can benefit humanity in anyway. Freeze ray could fix the polar ice caps and the shrink ray could allow the creation of smaller electronic parts to make computers with quintabytes (if not more) of storage and processing power cheaply.
Bladez10 or shrink someone’s penis so, goes both ways
@@deseanashby lawl, best response ever
the fact that it takes pennies to make gets me everytime
This guy totally gets it
It makes sense in a way.
Not the fact that it’s a human-sized robot that costs pennies to produce (that makes no sense), but because it could be seen as commentary on morality. Humans are bastards. It often takes incentive for us to do the right thing, but we don’t need much goading to commit acts of evil, or do things the lazy or cheap way (which in turn results in evil and/or disaster). Dumping nuclear waste in the ocean, not following safety regulations on a worksite, putting dangerous crap in people’s food... you get the idea. Evil comes cheap.
I like that part because he thought of massproducing them as well
The fact you gotta molest it for it to even work means he already outsourced good American jobs to the Chinese. Real bastard, this guy.
Beyondfate132 somebody call the police.
I love that one person in the audience that reacted to the death by diarrhea comparison.
Honestly thank god for those audience members haha, they add these great little punctuation marks in the recorded sketches.
This skit genuinely caught me offguard and I was busting out laughing because of it. I wouldnt expect this at all from SNL but good lord this was hilarious. The Rock pulled it off perfectly.
Yep, this is a top notch Mad TV sketch, actually pushing boundaries
I know, right?!
The Rock nails everything
I didn't know how to react. Laughing and serious interchangeably. Best part is Dwayne does well and how his character was just trying to make something he considered truly evil to win a contest.
How is this hilarious? He's talking about molesting children. FUCK YOU!
The guy in the black vest is the best scientist. Faced with this, he still wants to know how it works.
oh that's a great observation...science must prevail
The difference between real world evil and Sat morning cartoon evil.
Y'all is cho mos bruh
Even if it sounds evil scinece can take priority remember all the fucked up science researches in human history
I love how Roy is just a regular guy who probably built RoboChoMo in his garage
That's another thing I love about this skit, the other scientists have weird or typical villain costumes and Roy looks like a normal guy.
"So uhhhh do I win the contest? It seems like I won."
The real question is - who molested the robot?
And then he molested it.
Yo RoachDogg, love ya bangers every year babay, Robochomo on my mini Tomo if you find me brother
"... Died from diarheaa"
That one audience member: OH!
Yeah, Mussolini used that as a method of torture during his regime. That’s how much of a sadist he was.
I was looking for this comment. She was so disgusted yet genuinely intrigued 😂
*diarrhoea
Rock absolutely kills it in this sketch. His acting is phenomenal...so straight-laced and mundane. It's perfect, and his delivery on every line made me cry laughing, especially "that's gotta be where the goalposts are, right?"
that punchline was perfect
Are you serious? He sucks. And this is disgusting
@@BringDownTheirPride how is this disgusting. they just called child molestation evil. what is wrong with that.
This is exactly what is wrong with these people you’re buying into the new world order it’s not funny 30 years ago you only heard about such nasty crimes now it’s made light n played off as a joke but make no mistakes the rock is a child molesting robot
@@poopytown9307 and these crimes happened way more and were hidden, which made it way worse.
Lady in the audience is like "Ohhhh" after the Mussolini remark lol
The silence after that line has always interested me. Those audience members were unprepared for a fact like that coming up in a sketch. They were prepared to laugh, not to be reminded of the horrors created by a past fascist dictator.
@@CoryBlissitte and communist... and every social leader with power
@@keycrafter7471 it's not a contest
@@Chaobreaker tell that to trump lmfaoooo
Damn i didnt notice that
When the villains in Scooby-Doo are done with the G rating.
Plot twist. Their is a real guy in the robot costume
I cant breathe
@@nigels1383 and scrappy doo does make it to the end.
Well you know, the scooby doo villains are usually just someone trying to commit insurance fraud or something, not a supervillain anyway. They're just willing to go the extra mile and dress up in a ghost costume and chase around any teenagers that trespass on their property to maintain the narrative that it's haunted.
This is some of the Rock's absolute best acting in his career. The totally deadpan way he delivers every line is SO GOOD.
You do know that he is a ped 0 right?!?! Not acting at all!!!
@hahakittymsms1183 yea he's definitely not acting he doesn't see nothing wrong
@@Mkings2 That must be why he willingly plays a character participating in the MOST EVIL INVENTION CONTEST ... this skit is 100% anti pedophilia and I don't see why any real pedo would willingly write and participate in it.
@@hahakittymsms1183Proof?
@@Mkings2Nah this likely took so many takes.
I feel like they could make a movie out of this. Slightly awkward scientist Dwayne Johnson is hilarious.
He really act that role to perfection had me laughing the whole time😂😂😂😂
I would watch it.
The molestation scenes will have to be tastefully done. It'll be tricky but I think a talented director can swing it.
Lol, hes like rick sanchez
@@Acesahn lol
"That's gotta be where the goalposts are" 😂😂😂
clevelandcbi I love his casual tone thoughout the whole video
@@namelessking7325 I love how he's actually pretty much doing his Barack Obama impression the whole video. You can see this, because when the rock played Obama, he acted exactly the same: ua-cam.com/video/FEH9iqWm_xQ/v-deo.html
Juice
I don’t get it..
medexamtoolsdotcom not really
"So do I win the contest...? Did I win? Seems like I win..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You build a robot, then you molest it and hope it continues the cycle." That might be the darkest line in the entire sketch and I feel like it went over most people's heads.
I wonder how many times he had to do that to get one that molested children
Um, I think ppl got that part as well.😏
Wait till you know that he likes pizza
Shut up
it wasn't like he just built the evil machine, he performed a ritual of flesh on it
When he mentioned "buying a sandwich from the restaurant across the street" I thought for sure they were going for a Jared from subway joke
Murad Diab wow how did they not go with that
Mel hooprah White Castle must've done something to really piss them off
That would have been amazing.
They're going to get sued.
Murad Diab too soon ;-)
Ironically this is actually some of The Rock's best acting.
Agreed.
Must be the hair
Be Cool tops this.
Literally not even a smirk or grin. Dude could have been giving a presentation on muscle-milk
Why is that ironic?
2:48 "you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle."
*The amount of people cringing in the audience is actually audible*
Artbug but they are also laughing... 🤐 God help us all.
So it has an AI.
Artbug how do u do that bold text effect
Bold Text = *insert text here* between *
Italic Text = _insert text here_ between _
Strikethrough Text = -insert text here- between -
Ergo Gray thank you so much ive been wondering how people do that
3:17 “We know what evil means!”
“It doesn’t seem like you do…”😂😂😂
His logic is perfect, can't argue with it, it truly is profoundly immoral
Is a robot capable of applying morality?
Unless they consent. Then its okay
Lies again? That tin can got memories of children
Who’s logic? The guy who gave a robot enough trauma to molest children or the guy who sayin “stop agreeing with me!!”
Bruh this shit funny at all.
That one kid who brings a AK-47 to a Nerf war
Alexa, Play Pumped up Kicks 😌
true
lol
No respawns for you
Well do you want to win or not?
The Dan Schneider 3000
That's right, even evil thinks child molestation is a level of evil beyond all other evil.
That’s the joke
@@korpiklaaniband2277 yeah, I got that.
@@kevindiaz3459 yeap, and a great hiden (?) joke was calling it "the robot-chomo", as chomo is prison slang for child molesters, and we know very well how they are loved in prison. (even serial killers are considerated 'better' people... idk, as a non native english speaker it hit me as i actually got the reference).
@@drewinsur7321 I thought he aaid chamon, a michael jackson reference.
No, this is making light of it. It’s there way of telling you they have no plans to stop doing this to kids in Hollywood this is symbolism
"How do you make a molesting robot?"
"Well, you take a normal robot and molest it and hope it continues the cycle."
snap.
YOU MONSTER
:)
My immediate response to that was: "That seems... impractical."
pinazee I
I wish religion could find a way to exist without fear. Fear is the mind killer.
Redeye Flight Silence, Bene Gesserit witch! We all know that Melange spice is the real mind killer! 😋
"In quite frankly half the time." Idk why thats so funny
Stupid fuck
NOT! 🚫
Probably because it implies he's given it a ton of thought and research XD
It's not funny at all
Sounds like every infomercial for any new product😂😂😂
My favorite detail of this whole thing is the fact that Roy's outfit is more basic and has a simple bright blue while the other's have gloves, goggles and dark colors.
It shows how Roy is more casual and realistically evil [well, as realistic as building a child molesting robot is] unlike everyone else who are cartoonishly evil and try hard 😂
He's like The Professor on Gilligan's Island.
This is way higher level comedy than I'd expect to see from SNL
If they're willing to upload this, they should be willing to upload the "Uncle Roy" sketches from the 70s
The shows gone down hill but there might be a gem like this every now and then. They miss much more than they hit.
Yep this was brilliant and really pushed the envelope. Im surprised SNL did this. This is like a stand up bit from Doug Stanhope.
Are you on psychotropic drugs??
Cody Price holy shit man, shut up
I like how everyone else had evil voices as they were pitching their invention accept for the Rock who just went up with a casually normal peaceful tone and pitched a robot that molests children.
I'm very sorry for this but it's except not accept
Agreed! His deadpan "...that molests children" is what made me lose it. Literally LMAO 😂
its pretty clearly an Obama voice
He sounds like Obama
@Mad Phyn 1000000000000 times this.
White Castle Exec:”We’ll pay SNL $100,000 to put us in a sketch.”
SNL Exec:”$150,000. And we write whatever we want.”
-“Deal!”
They should have advertised for subway
@@Nidhoggxx86 oh Jared.... Just stop
wouldve been funnier if it was subway
This happened with Taco Bell and mad tv in the 90s.
Lol I would be pissed if I was wc. Lol
This is the first time ever seen Dwayne Johnson play a character that isn’t himself
close your eyes and listen to his voice.... I swear it sounds exactly like
Barack Obama. cadence and all.
“Dear board members, I have an idea to boost our revenue. Let’s advertise on SNL. I mean how bad can it get?”
The White Castle bit was thrown in specifically because the cast was told to include more product placement in their sketches and the crew thought it was a dumb idea.
Evil
Well the fact that white castle had the cahones to allow this makes me want to eat there, honestly.
"This guy gets it."
"Oh my God, no I don't!"
"See the shrink guy is with me all the way."
"Stop saying that!"
“So, do I win?” - Adolf Eichmann.
Congrats you watched the video
@JZ you're just mad coz i watched it before you
@@TheJimmyp427 I just realized that was a year ago 😂
@JZ it's OK. Because you are right. I made a lame comment which only quoted the video we had all just watched. I'm ashamed
How this episode got past the censor I will never know - but it does make a beautiful point too - love it when one of them says "we know what evil means" and he's like "no, I don't think you do" and he's right in a very disturbed way
"I made a child-molesting robot"
"I beg your pardon, what!?"
"Oh, okay, I'll speak up."
There was nothing to censor. Simple as that.
"I'm sorry, I'll speak up."
😊
It's basically making fun of how silly cartoon villains are and how so many of them are not truly evil, only annoying.
I like to think that roy just had it lying around and decided "fuck it, its good enough" and presented it anyways
International Mad Scientist Society: Sunday Morning Cartoon Villains.
Roy: *Game of Thrones* villain.
yeah sounds about right
Roy, the mild mannered but truly EVIL version of Professor Doofensmirtz
More like “Scandinavian detective series” evil
No, more like:
- independent film producer evil
- assistant college football coach evil
- national gymnastics team doctor evil
The real concern is that the Rock molested that poor robot
Who says he’s the one who did it
No shit.
*Roy
Show me on the schematic where the bad man touched you.
daeryxaqueryx “HE-TOUCHED-MY-ACCESS-PORT.”
This sketch feels like a bet to make the worst commercial ever.
*Best commercial ever
I was the 100th like
Top Gear's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" Volkswagen ad takes that one I think.
You've never seen Gruen
@@MScotty90 Agreed.
This is one of SNLs best sketches ever (IMO)
This is what happens when an edgelord meets true darkness
YUP
Exactly! The Rock's role was pure genius. It was so, IDGAF. It was perfectly shocking. He won. Hands down.
God damn.
When you tell supervillains how to "evil," or be "profoundly immoral," right. Edginess be damned.
I mean, it makes sense that the most horrendous and evil things would be done with this sort of attitude. I highly doubt people like the infamous Mengele indulged in making voices and doing the villain laugh
I love Dwayne Johnson entire expression throughout the whole sketch!
Very talented actor and keeping a straight face Lol
Deadpanning like a boss.
The best part is, that's actually his Obama impersonation. Watch the sketch where he plays Obama-hulk and you'll see, THAT'S his Obama.
@@Edelknabe It's funny because the rest of the evil scientists are shocked and appalled by Roy's creation.
Comic book/cartoon evil, freeze ray and shrink ray, compared to something that's actually evil.
@@hardcoreking52 even if they appalled, they shouldnt make Jokes about this specially the rock
@@Edelknabe well then that's on you. Comedy is subjective.
One of the best skits. "We know what evil means". "I don't think you do cause you built a freeze ray" lmfao
Exactly the point is is that fictional evil is silly compared to real world evil
The disappointed know-it-all face and tone makes it even better.
Did not find this funny at all, just disturbing. Maybe my sense of humour doesn't match up to this hysterical child molesting premise.
@@XavierMarciano ITS NOT REAL. You really gotta calm down and take a joke for what it is. Your the only one who thought about it that way. Maybe you shouldn't be on UA-cam if your mind is gonna go like that
@@Highspirekid13 I dunno some people find everything funny, I guess I'm not like that. Or maybe people have become desensitised and blind to what is in front of them.
Some sick individuals like to brag about what they've done so long as it's disguised as humour.
Like Bill Cosby and that skit about drugging and raping a woman. And guess what, that's exactly how Cosby rolled.
They said it's a contest for the most evil robot in the world...well that would definitely be the most evil.
Yeah I went in a slightly different idea wrh the assignment lol
That robot became successful and became a coach at penn state and also was a sponsor at subway
Before retiring to the priesthood
lmmfao
lmfao!!!
Diego Martinez omg I'm dead lol!
lol. ur going to hell
My name is Dr Micronox.
My name is Baroness Antarctica.
Hi! My name is ROY!!😂😂
"How do you make a child molesting robot?"
"You make a regular robot and molest it, and hope that it continues the cycle."
Practical applications of machine learning
That would make it a android with near human like feeling ......Ho!!! This is how sky net got made......
that's when the skit got real.
something only a sick fuck would say,jokin or not
Have you seen those Boston Dynamics robot demos? It's pretty much what they are doing.
John C John oh, so that is how they teach the robots to run and open doors and climb obstacles. the poor robot is trying to get away from abusers!
Gotta love how Dwayne Johnson made a successful acting career for himself. He's awesome
Exactly! The fake evil stuff. True evil needs to be revealed. Comedy is all about the truth and this skit is great.
@Batphink Reynolds they didn't make light of it... It's literally the most evil thing he could think of.
@Batphink Reynolds They had a good point actually. Molesting children is so evil that not even those evile scientists that compete about being evil think it's acceptable
Its dark but funny and true
I think what you mean is 'satire'.
Oh please, we all know that most of these edgy comedians nowadays are just playing to the prejudices of their audiences. It's less comedy and more political, and we all know it.
Parody does NOT equal support. This was parody of the way in which "evil" is portrayed in movies and on tv. The point was to show that the true evils of the world are faaaaaaaar worse than anything a James Bond villain has ever done.
protoborg yet it goes over the head of 98% of everyone who watched it
@@fredlebhart1393 Not only that but the guy who made the robot did acknowledge that's the most evil thing anyone in this room ever done. They weren't making a pro-pedo joke, ala James Gunn. They were making an Anti-Joke, by both having the more campy villains be disgusted and the person they are disgusted acknowledge that what he's done was fucked up. And this is coming from a guy who doesn't even like the modern SNL.
Oh, now I get it! I thought SNL was supporting child molestation by mechanic monsters. Phew... that's a relief.
Fred Lebhart - Uhhh....not EVERYONE is stupid.
Andrew Johnson only 2% according to Fred 🤓
I wonder if everyone in this comment section understands that this video is literally calling pedophilia and molestation
the most evil things in the world.
Dylan M but that’s not the essence of the sketch
maya q No, it pretty much is. It’s the juxtaposition of real evil next to the comic book villain version of it.
TheStompboxer I agree, but that is not what’s funny about the sketch. The funny part follows the common concept of “normal person saying crazy things / crazy person saying normal things”
I wonder if you understand that what you said is wrong! There was no mention of it being the evilest in the world just more wrong than shrink rays and freeze machines. And paedophilia is something else than molestation.
Suck Norris at Chuck Boris No.. It was clearly implied by their reactions that child molestation is far too evil even for them.
3/4 of this skit is just pure gold (yeah, clearly floundered at the ending), but not enough love is given to: "So uh... do I win?"
This was brilliant and pretty brave to even do these days lol
That is how you do dark humor right! The deadpan was just perfect from Dwayne haha
You're sick, it's not funny at all. Molesting kids should NEVER be funny
Dark Ice
Molesting kids most certainly is NOT funny.
Designing a robot to do it in order to win a “most evil invention” award with a bunch of cartoonish villains on a sketch comedy show, though... that’s pretty funny.
@@ValensBellator Hell no, how you explain to your kids that kinda humor
Dark Ice
It’s a sketch comedy show that starts at 11:30 pm.
If I have young kids they won’t be watching it in the first place, just as I wouldn’t be handing them any other content that’s meant for adults.
@@ValensBellator You're one twisted individual. Seek help if you think this is comedy.
ya gotta admit, that is pretty evil
The messed up thing is he probably had to field test it to make sure it worked.
No shit.
@@destroyerblackdragon
Well there was an orphanage across the street...
Yep he won by a long shot
@@destroyerblackdragon its not testing,its actually training phase in machine learning lol
“My most evil invention was a blizzard in July…”
Roy: ‘Well, I went in a slightly different direction with the assignment.’ 🤦
To be fair, a blizzard in July would be devastating for harvest. Causing a famine, widespread starvation and death could be much worse than a child molesting robot.
As Roy said, it can molest twice as many children in half the time. So it's about equivalent to four child molesters which is terrible but not on the same scale as thousands of starving children. Though he did mention Robo-chomo costs pennies to manufacture so a legion of them could be worse.
He understood the assignment.
I like how he starts out with a polite response to her but when she challenges him again he's a lot sharper haha.
This will always be one of my favorite sketches lol
The funniest part is how The Rock is so calm and straight laced and the other villains or so mortified by his invention. Too funny
Funny?? They literally pediophiles, saying they molest/eat children between the lines. It's not hard to see, wake up..because they could trafficking anyone's child
@@darkice7669 wtf is a pediophile?
@@darkice7669 wtf are you babbling about?
@@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 If you don't understand what I'm saying, go search Jeffrey Epstein..then search John Podesta Art...then look at the clinton foundation for missing children...I bet you'll find a connection. Understand, these people are or were running the USA. A big global network of pedophiles, and some eat the kids. I bet my life I ain't wrong. My LIFE. As you sit there "wondering" what I'm "babbling" about after seeing this pitiful disgusting excuse of a 'skit' gets praise and laughs from the people that don't even know what's going on in this world. This is not a joke. This is really going on. That's big reason I am against this so called 'skit'. It's pedophile HUMOR to the ones who know or just humor to the ones asleep who are ignorant to what's happening.
Dark Ice
Eipstein was a great man who din'du n'uffin sept own an island where he'd enjoy a good pizza watching Loony Toons or something
The point its movies villain are less villain than normal people in life. And thats true
A schizophrenic woman put out another patients eyes and swallowed them just last month in Turkey, thinking the other woman was swearing at her and if you were to pitch that for a movie scene people would call it ridiculous. Poor other woman couldnt even fight back as she was under influence due to medication.
@Phil_A i probably was a little annoyed when i wrote this... I belive more in the power of the people to be good. If we stop complaining and thinking about the shit of the world, Its normal, its clear that everybody has the opportunity to do beautiful things for others.
@Phil_A so glad to share this hope... its a light we do have, no doubt :)
@@rickysword3945 I used to think people were naturally good, but after everything that was done like the Holocaust, 9-11, and other events, I just can't see that
@@nathant7555 I honestly think its a choice we have. To belive in each other or surrender, to find the beauty in every heart everyday or just say "I dont care". For me it was like to reborn, when I started beliving and having hope. Its not a naive thing... What do you prefer, a world full of loving people? Or a world where every man is scared of any other man?
I'm surprised this was even allowed to air, lol.
Exactly what I was saying
Alex M On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?
nobody thought that shweaty balls with Alec Baldwin would never air either.
@666LaVey666 Why would you like a joke about child molestation?
@@xanthepotter8881 His handle is a clue.
Whoever does the wigs did an amazing job, I ompletely forgot that the rock was actually bald.
3:27
The Rock: Benito Mussolini used to literally feed people castor oil until they died of diarrhea.
Lady in the audience: OHHH
I mean that's gotta be where the goal posts are right?
audience got real quiet at that point. they were not expecting that for sure.
He said his name was roy
Cam that line killed me 😂
When you freak out a room of super villains, you have won the competition
No really?
love how he started quoting them the definition.. priceless.
No job is truly safe from automation 😔
This gave me genuine chuckle. Thank you
I’m upset with how funny I found this.
Pedophile: Those damn robots, THEY TOOK MY JOB!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH
And that's the actual evil part 😂
"So do I win the contest? It seems like I win the contest." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When a room full of villains says "call the police" you can consider yourself officially evil!!!
at the time of the nanking massacre, John Rabe, a nazi, was the leader of the group that helped saving 200.000 chinese.
How evil you have to be to make a nazi look like a saint
That would be an awkward phone call
"No, no, this is not a trap. This is an actual call for assistance. Please hurry."
This guy gets it.
STOP SAYING THAT
I want to thank all my negas who supported this sketch.
Funniest comment on here...can't breathe
So he invented Hollywood Directors?
dave shoe ... No, he just cashed the check
dave shoe no shit! That’s some Hollywood Illuminati shit.
Thank you for the laugh m8!🍺🥃
Carlos Anathema wait was that a joke or something because I don’t get it. Because no one said anything about Jews
dave shoe Aka Democrat donors 👌🏻
The fact that this is the Rock's best acting in his whole career is hilarious
"How do you even build a child molesting robot?"
"You start by building a regular robot, then you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle."
I think this is the most I've laughed this YEAR! xD
Lmao same 😂😂😂
Not funny. Its Disgusting
Wait am i missing something what the hell is funny abt this
@@tuhitsmonique Its the pattern of abuse,most diddlers were reportedly molested as children. He is applying this logic to a robot with that specific intention,it also implies he probably molested the robot. It might not be nice or politically correct but it is funny.
@@constantinedeanfrownysmila2421 ohh yes child molestation what a funny topic!! As a father he jokes about CHILD MOLESTATION and everyone gets a kick out of it look how twisted and evil this world has gotten. Just one of the many signs that we're in the end timed
"So do i win the contest, i win, seems like I win" 🤣🤣🤣
The most normal guy can be the real monster. Remember that, kids.
wow
Tom Hanks
The Rock?
He'll regret this when the Diddy evidence comes out
Benito Mussolini used to force feed people caster oil until they literally died of diarrhoea. I mean that’s gotta be where the goal posts are right am I crazy? 😂😂😂😂
the lady in the audience with the horrified "oh"
Just imagine the smell of that
Several diseases work that way, sadly.
Cholera may have been the inspiration