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I like how 90% of the domination lines against Heavy are just “FAT”
yes
I feel kinda bad for him
poor heavy :(
@@SoloSlater as a main sniper, i only once got to kill a heavy, so-
@@SoloSlater _you disgust me fat man_
Sniper: be polite
*Throws his piss and swears incessantly*
lol so true
Brozuca I wish sniper would throw his piss at me
Merasmus the Eldritch Bitch
wat .-.
Well he also says be efficient. If using piss and insults as weapons isn't efficient, I don't know what is... and I am pretty sure he has a plan to kill everyone he meets
Yes
I love how spy calls a dude with a billion PhD's illiterate just because he's southern
Also is jealous that Engineer Gaming
That's a lot of PhD's
thats exactly how it feels to be from the south
And for a Die Hard reference. (2 decades before Die Hard came out...)
11 PhDs
Every other character: well crafted insult
Heavy: F A T
F A T B O I
F A T S O
F A T T Y
F A T M A N
*F A T H E A D E D F A T M A N*
Spy wins the most savage line but Scout wins with the most consistent savagery I’ve ever seen...
Spy has class
Scout is just a savage
Sniper comes close to scout.
Pyros got the best roasts. My favorite is, "mmphmphmphmmphumum"
@@beautifulmeeses Correction:Pyros Got The Best Roasts
Heres schematic for you MY ASS
"Mute"
"Mumbles"
"Monster"
"Mental deffective"
RIP Pyro
He was killed by his own M's
What about heavy he’s got it roughly
Everyone so rude to poor Pyro :((((
Scout: “Hey! Repeat after me: ‘mMhMm IM DEAD’”
Spam E to pay respects
Overwatch: *friendly insults*
Team fortress 2: "I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN"
Lol
2:44
Fortnite characters: don’t even speak
I always thought he said " I just Banged the world's fatest man" lol
"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin"
“Don’t bring a wrench to a gunfight” -Scout, who brings a bat to a gunfight
and a frozen fish
And Milk.
"Milk"
*fish*
@@hatsans9034 "milk like substance"
"hey overalls, you suck"
Scout you've officially taken it too far
Today's episode of Pyro's quarantine life: 10 Ways to Kill Scouts Who Insult Your Friends
@@redpyro9077 gimme that axe, I'm gonna take care of this
Ooooh look a engie main
Overalls are hard to pull off.
@@kevinpeixes3735 they really are.
holy shit spy thinks he's hilarious
and he is
exactly
Maddie Does yup
I've seen this moment somewhere else
Maddie Does may I borrow your earpiece for a moment
THIS IS SCOUT, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY
"I'm looking at your x-ray.. and I'm afraid *YOU SUCK!*"
"Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin"
Jesus, what spy, you didn't need to kill him twice :/
I got a bucket of chicken...
Imagine what he'd have said if they WEREN'T related.
@@dominickeijzer5844 Dear god
@@mdaniyal9349 There's more.
Spy literally insulted his own son...
I love how Spy is always said to be the stoic, emotionless edgy character but when he does well in battle he completely loses his composure and is the most enthusiastic bully I’ve ever seen
he’s just happy to be here
Like father like son
Same applies to the Sniper.
I love how spy's insults are generally so pretentious, and then as soon as he gets to the medic it's just "HAHAAH YOU SUCK"
they all have something with medics
Well medic did kind of sell their souls to the devil
well, they got a point
@@craftysmithkeith3653 he sold the souls of the old mercenaries not the current ones. (but he could still have done that)
French and Germans are just like that to eachother
My Favorite Insult from scout
*"Hey Look! He Shape-shifted Into A Dead Guy!"*
Same-
Luke Zarioth
my diagnosis.
you suck.
Mine is “here is a schematic for you my ass”
No the best is by spy “I am scout and rainbows make me cry
"Repeat after me: mmmmph I M D E A D"
"Oh soilder, who will they ever find to replace you?" -Spy
R.I.P. RICK MAY
My he rest peacefully😩😥
Dont worrt he didt die he just rocket jump to heaven
You went too far, spy..
@@pot6577 no way
He was good son, maybe even the best
"Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight."
Shut up Scout, you bring a bat.
You can bludgeon people pretty reliably with a bat tho
@@quitequeerquesadilla Late comment, but you could say the same thing about a wrench.
"Here lies scout.. he ran fast, and died a virgin!"
Jesus Christ! He's already dead!!!
Ze Medic Acording to the canon Spy is Scout's dad
Yeah... what a dad
I mean... that's just a running gag... but it might as well be true.
Ze Medic MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
@@Raiz136 No he is his dad, it's in the comics.
@@oomfoof7294 That information would be on the Official TF2 Wiki,
And it ain't there.
Overwatch: heroes never die
Tf2: SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAN IN A DRESS
Tf2:Ahhhh me botlel of scrampehh
Rubius modo sexo 👌🏻😳
League of Legends: Legends never die
Juan porque me lo recomendo zhain watefok rubius modo sexo 😳👊
Cyclops
"Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver" Said the guy with a dead lung
5:26 As a medic main, this one line summarizes the bane of our existance.
Rare sighting of a medic main
Imagine being a medic main
Imagine having a conversation with the sniper, you would be drenched with spit.
Bloody wot mate
Bloody wot mate
Actually the sniper ain't Aussie he's kiwi
simuluc
*You're
*fucking
*he's
pootis pow but strangely it says he was raised the australian hmmm but whats the point of telling this to a guy with doge as his dp
"Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin"
-spy 2008
Lochsry 2007*
Lochsry well, off to visit your mother!
Flex tape can't fix that
1968*
That fucked scout so hard, his legs exploded
"400,000 dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
scout literally ate heavy alive
“You died as you lived - RUNNING AWAY!”
Fighting words for a guy from France.
"Okay, men, TO ACTION!"
"We surrender!"
Fun fact France has won more battles
I have tears! Actual tears 😂
Fun fact: French military strategies focus on defense. They don't run away, they make sure they slow their enemy down and whittle into their forces. The best defense is a good offense and vice versa.
Can you imagine trying to do a French accent while also doing a southern accent?
Yeah
@@tackyoptic oh ok
@@cashwe I've been waiting for a reply for 2 years and now the day has finally come
1:34 "It was a mercy killin'! You live in a camper van!"
oh my god
I don't get why they say heavy is fat. If you look at him his stomach is flat. He is wearing a bullet proof vest and everything about heavy screams muscleman.
He is a lot like a strongman. He has a good bit of fat but even more muscle. Meant for strength. Drastically different than a body builder who builds muscle for show.
sasukedemon8 Didn’t he deadlift an oversized grizzly bear with ease in the comics?
@@fatpigeon7422 hell fucking yeah he did
Well there are trying to insult him, so I imagine that they just realize he's big, and then immediately associate that with being fat
There’s a reason his melee weapon is his fists
others to sniper:YOU CAN'T HIT ME
Spy to Sniper: *_YOU LIVE IN A VAN!_*
Scout says that as well quote this was a mercy killing you live in a camper van
@@danielmallory4687 like father like son I guess
"he ran fast and died a virgin"
damn bro, you didn't need to give him a crematory service on the spot
"he ran fast and died a virgin"
"well, of to visit your mother!"
._. damn ok spy
I fuckin died to these
It's canon that Spy is Scouts dad, so the last part is less insulting than it really sounds.
@@charlesramirez587 that just makes it better
we have the kinda same pfp
@@Funkiy I don't see it
"Ooh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!"
It just doesn't feel right
No one...
Yep...
Spy:Oh soldier who will ever
Spy: :(
Spy: no one
Rick May :(
Really doesn't
Scout: “hey here’s somethin you can invent, a NOT DYIN MACHINE”
Engie: *pretty sure I already did that*
His grandfather did
@@tribalturtle Yeah, and Engie mainted it. Maybe not as hard as creating it, but it surely can't be easy.
Correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure that the events of the comics havent taken place in the game, which means that at that current time the engineer had not made it yet
@@VeenThePanther The events of the Mann Co. comics happen after the game. But only by a few years. So Engie would still probably be capable of maintaining the life extender, which is not easy.
@@TheKatera4a he also upgraded it as well i think
scout: i hate doctors
medic that about to heal him: now i am not doing it
4:34 "here's what I have that you don't, a functioning Liver!"
Says the guy that probably has Lung cancer..
S t o l e n
The perception and a pose too
I was legit thinking
Demo: Here's something I have that YOU don't..
A functioning pair of LUNGS
69
@@vuelle9816 shut the fuck up
The personality and fleshed out characters are the biggest aspect of why I keep coming back to this time-less game.
True, They don't make 'em like they used to...
I always liked how the characters are so iconic that they’ve becomes personality templates
This game was SO ahead of its time
This isn’t intended as mockery, but the word timeless is one word. Doesn’t require a hyphen
Meanwhile in Overwatch: "I'm on fire" -every character
Sniper's "Lend me your shovel so I can dig your grave!" hit hard on 2020.
They are just mean towards their enemies, but they're really nice when it comes to teammates. They keep saying thank you all the time.
Also scout talking about eating heavy's sandviches is really accurate.
And the transition between Spy's insults for heavy to his insults for medic was really smooth
Everyone else: simple insults
Spy: *emotionally destroys everyone*
"This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!"
"Does it hurt when I do that? It does, DOESN'T IT?!"
"Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."
"I merely finished what your liver started!"
"Well, off to 'visit' your mother!"
*this is why we hate spies*
No pls noed don't vibe check me
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN A VAN"
5:34
That's what he's best at after all
5:42 Best line delivery in the whole game
"Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?" hurts a lot more after rick may's passing : (
Lol the Scout called the Medic a "Deutschbag" XD
Me -> Scout
“Oh look at Medic he’s a DEUTSCHBAG” ya stupid dickhead! That means Germanbag! It’s DOUCHEBAG,
DOUCHEBAG!
that’s funny
I'm a German lol
Zumindest ist hier jemand Deutscher
(At least someone here is German)
(I’m half German)
Bash RRTB it’s a really good insult :) I only get to hear the sniper and medic domination lines cause I’m decent at those classes but scout sure knows how to make good insults. I’m German too btw. Since you’re half German, I‘d recommend you to visit Germany! It’s a great country ✌️
"Repeat after me!
'MMPH MMPH MMPH!',
I'm dead!"
I swear to god, that line always gets me
MemeGangsta Same
He hey! Shapeshifted into a dead guy! -scout
This is Scout. Rainbows make me cry.
"Cmon, ragequit! Make us both happy!"
"Mmph mmph mmph"
I'm dead!
Every time a kid dies in a video game. 6:02
"Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning liver, depth perception, and a PULSE!"
For some reason, i genuinely love this line.
Everyone else to medic: **just insults no biggie**
Spy to medic: **bullies him and laughs at his entire existence**
thats what you get for not healing me
Just wanted to point this out.
“Got ya, ya mental defective!”-Sniper to Pyro
Sorry there nurse, I miss took you for an actual threat.
-Sniper
The OC Maker + SquareHead64 yeah but sniper wasn’t laughing..
YES! POOR MEDIC!
sniper's insult energy reminds me of my father when he's watching the game.
When im playing ANY fps im not trying to be nice. This game captures that perfectly.
grumpy guy@
"Take that yo' Quack
Lmao
Tf2 has the funniests and brutals line voices of all time
"I merely finished what your liver started"
Good lord that had no right to be as funny as it was
“Oh look you shape shifted into a dead guy!” Scout had the best domination lines
For me it’s Spy.
“Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.”
“Yippee ki-yay, my dead illiterate friend.”
“I merely finished what your liver started.”
“That is a diet I call death.”
“Medic! Medic! Medic!”
“You almost healed me to death that time! “
“Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination.”
“Welp. Off to visit your mother!”
“HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN A VAN”
“Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you.”
"Well, off to visit your mother"
0:18
“You should’ve built a not dying machine”
Well he kinda did
His grandfather*
@captainp100 can you confirm that
@@c9k984 he kinda did. kinda is the key word. in the comics, he fixes blutarch's life-extending machine.
@@ShotgunSurge0n058 keyword fixed. Not built
@@ShotgunSurge0n058 if your friend drives you to the store you didn't kinda drive the car
Overwatch characters: *nice to each other*
Team Fortress 2 characters: "Here's what I have that you don't-a functioning liver, a left eye, and a pulse!"
thanks to TF2 I found new and different ways to insult my friends :D
@@somedudefromapharmacy Are you a gacha life fan?
Suscribe to me if you want!
@@Felipestikman cringe
@@sandraswan9008 Fuck off if you dont know this game
Felipesuperstar123 uwu literally asked for someone to subscribe to you because a profile picture and you think we will take “fuck off” seriously
"Diagnosis: You suck"
that was brutal
Scout literally radiates the energy of angry teenage boy when somebody calls their mom “gay”.
"Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning liver!"
Well he has functioning lungs
Michael Fixedsys 1 year later and I gave you the first like on this comment, you’re welcome
Another 5 months and you got your second ;)
(killer roast lmao)
another 6 months and you got your 197th
(not bad)
After 2 years you have 362, that's quite good.
*wheezes*
a voice line for scout killing medic should be “I ate an apple”
Lmao
*medic's unholy screams of death*
"Apples"
@@moodymoosh yes
@@maxijvb well, medic has losted his lincense so.....
@@hotdownmeltdown969 oh yeah...
Their insults hit so hard I actually got sad listening to them
@@gus6573 "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!"
That hurts.... a lot...
"Oh soldier, who would they ever find to replace you?" makes me sad every time :(
I have a theory:
The TF2 classes insult the other team because they can vent about their own team. Seeing as both teams have the same characters except some minor differences.
That’s actually kinda big brain tho
But when classes dominate the same class on the other team they make fun of them so does that mean that they hate themselves
@Efe Sarıkaya how is blu spy a canadian
@@varik2622 well, scout says "I am the scout here" and that's more like saying he's better than hating himself
Varik it’s their job to kill their-selfs, might as well have fun while doing so. (Or at least that’s how I interpreted it)
I love how Spy insults his own child the most.
This game is so realistic, it even shows how family relationships really are.
@@TheKatera4a This is the most realistic game ever right?
@@fareesakeem9329 Never saw a scottish drunk man running at you with a sword at the speed of light?
I forgot is scout his son
@@cerpy4114 idk wasn’t it like a man with an Afro ? (When scout dies in the comics and he almost saw his real dad)
"You died as you lived: Running away."
jesus fuck spy alright
5:42 sounds like spy is getting revenge from something the medic did to him
Besides the fact that the medic cut his head off and put him in a fridge and yet he never died.
Have you watched Meet the Medic?
@@Tobiasu I mean…yea.
Oh that.. it does sound like he might of been experimented on.
The Sniper in the Meet series:
Be polite
The Sniper in this:
SORRY THERE, NURSE, I MISTOOK YOU FOR AN ACTUAL THREAT
Jackyyeah at the same time as him throwing literal PISS
Here lies scout, he ran fast...
*and died a virgin*
That's a burn
Bruh, i thought this comment was some kind of a meme
Weed Nose I'm surprised my comment got so many likes lmao
Naw he had a bucket of chicken
Actually he got laid once in “expiration date” when he used the bucket of chicken to get that blonde, and she said yes
“Hippo crates” is what I’m officially calling Hippocrates from now on
Everyone: shits on soldier’s knowledge
Valve: yeah but the lead-
7 minutes of men swearing...BRILLIANT.
pyro is a noob class
+King The Son From Gabencity whats that have to do with this comment?
Jermone Lol ikr
is not men, is MANN
They're hardly swearing at all, the fuck are you talking about
0:19 ironic, he actually built that.
Well, Engineer's grandfather (Radigan Conagher) did engineer only rebuild it.
@@cheemsburgar9709 he still made it engineers awesome
Lol
Needis
bonk?
I cant believe scout just trashtalked his dad
(also the laughters fits perfectly 5:19 )
I love how Sniper is supposed to be the politest of the cast but when he's insulting his enemies his words cut deeper than everyone else combined.
"Take that you *QUACK* "
The profile picture fits that perfectly
As I looked at your comment I heard sniper say that
*”QUACK”*
I remember Duck Nigga...
Just when I saw this comment I heard the sniper say Take that you Quack at 2:50
A quack is a fake doctor
favorite insult: "Here's a scematic for ya.... MY ASS"
schematic
20steven04RBLX Roblox Videos & More! thnks
Shazal Farooq thanks
+20steven04RBLX Roblox Videos & More! (Steven Down) XD
"Erectin an ass"
I'm not the biggest fan of calembour but the 1:51 "disguise" pun is gold
UA-cam: wanna see a video that came out 11 years ago?
Me: *sure.*
"Be polite"
"YA MENTAL DEFECTIVE"
"Ace reflex,you bomb lobbing waste of good scotch."
"oh soldier who can ever find to replace you"
That aged like milk
"who can never find"
Yeah, now it's really cheesy
Sad.
@DefinitionOfDizy I've succeeded
Scout: offensive
Sniper: _", you !"_
Spy: puns
5:22 yes friend the best medicine for sadness
Scout and Spy are brutal, but Spy wins with "He ran fast, and died a virgin"
the sniper freakin killed heavy
Mr2awsomeness
I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN!
Chris Whitaker that was a good one
***** aw. your bleedin' gravy fatso!
"Well, off to visit your mother!" is the best domination line
“Here’s something you shoulda built, a not dying machine”
*Engineer will remember that*
Oh no..
Today's episode of Pyro's quarantine life: 10 Ways to Kill Scouts Who Insult Your Friends
He did build a not dying machine though
NightShade Wow, you’re right. If only I had written a comment about that.
@@tuxedobird heh
Spy and Sniper's lines are just straight up savage.
"Well, off to visit your mother!" Is my all time favourite.
Sniper is pretty calm for a trained insane mercenary, but he hits HARD in domination lines.
Edit: I also like how Engie pretty much just says “my good friend, please go fuck off” to Sniper.
I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN
(i thought he said banged at first but then i realized its bagged lmao)
“One sniper to another, mate! Give! Up!”
That’s like the sniper fight version of “quit squirming” and genuinely hate it
1:17
Repeat after me
MMmMMmmmM i m d e a d
@@roach7852 im dirty minded and that made it 1000000000x worse
He is the most sane in his meet the video he is the most professional sounding seeing it as just a job
“Heyyy look, you shape-shifted into a dead guy!”
“Repeat after me, ‘mmmmmmmm’.”
scout calm down
Full quote is
Repeat after me: "mmMmmMm IM DEAD"
@Zhoutong Yang who is this directed at
"Because when somebody is different, you wanna make fun of them" -Nathan Vetterlein
@@nothappeningyet hes just a dumbass
Read this just as it happened.
When you haven't heard any of these because you suck at the game...
0:59
yes scout,its intimidating when a ubered heavy is running after you
I spat out my drink when Scout called Medic a "Deutschbag"
There's a video of the scout voice actor saying that exact line with sandwiches taped to his head lmao
@@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168 Not sandwhiches lol, acoustic foam.
@@GameyRaccoon ua-cam.com/video/D3DZ66as4eg/v-deo.html
I actually like when scout dominates pyro "Repeat after me, 'MMUMMUNUMUNM, I'M DEAD!'"
+RoastedToasted Hey look, you shape-shifted into a dead guy!
+RoastedToasted MMUMUMUNUMUM
TROLOLOL
The scout has the biggest mouth of the team, thats why i like the freakin runner
fun fact some of pyros boice lines lime medic you can hear the line barely
4:13 that pause🤣🤣🤣
I love how angry the scout is at the sniper despite sniper being countered by the scout anyway
"I merely finished what your liver started." holy shit.
Here's something that I have that you don't; a functioning liver, depth perception, and a PULSE!
@@boid9761 atleast demoman has a better pair of lungs than spy
@@boid9761 technically he does have depth perception, given you have two eyes, he has one eye, but he's drunk. And -beer- scrumpy doubles your vision
@@ashercd6487 that's... not how depth perception works
“ MEDIC! MEDIC, MEDIC! AHAHAHAHAHAH!! ”
“ Does it hurt when I do that~? It DOES, doesn’t it~? ”
holy hecc my dude,
this frenchman is one hella crazy baguette with the nurses
Im Looking Your X-Ray and im am afraid YOU SUCK
Spy Is very Cruel.
RedYah that one made me laugh loudly
you ALMOST healed me to death!
1:38 "Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!"
I love how sniper yells like he's halfway across the map.
Scout: "Hey, hey, look! He's shape-shifting into a dead guy!"
Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy
Hey look he dead into a shape shift
Hey look he shifted into a dead shape
whe scout sees sniper use the dead ringer
6:02
7:03 this didn't age well...
wat did he said
@مكافحة شحاذين اللايكات السريه thanks
@ZERO TWOO no it was 7:03
7:04
@مكافحة شحاذين اللايكات السريه sorry for bothering you after a week but wut does ur nick means
0:23 Scout, jeez.
Here’s a schematic for ya! MY A$$!
Sniper is ruthless🤣🤣
"here lies scout. he ran fast and die a virgin" lmao XD
"You died as you lived... *Running away!*"
REMBER RXPERATION DATE HE IS NO VIRGIN
slimey hotdog he didn't get laid though... He just went on a date with Ms. Pauling. So, yeah, he is still a virgin
Well, off to visit your mother!
We both got buckets of chicken wanna do it
"Nice hustle, Tons-of-fun. Next time eat a salad."
Ouch...
Lol that was fire
Ehh ive seen better ones
mate spies lines are the ruthless one
that’s actually the scout’s voice actor’s favorite line
@@henryelbert403 Considering that he's actually a heavy main, I can see why.
3:44
The way Sniper says that line made me laugh for no reason. 😂
2:21 engie: alright, here's the most OP engineer weapon: the wrangler.
Scout: Offensive class, in more ways than one
Nah, Spy is more of a savage than Scout
@@YourLocalRaider scout is more consistent
@@YourLocalRaider Spy goes for insults that are connected to negative sides of the mercenaries. Scout on the other hand makes up new negative sides, which I think is more savage.
@@TheKatera4a what
@@Griffonki Ay, I was sleep sleep-deprived and typed Scout instead of Spy. I meant that Spy goes for a few deep cuts, while Scout goes for alot of new cuts.