what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped?
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~~ ::: THE PAYLOAD ANTHOLOGY ::: ~~
1. what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped?
• what happens if the pa...
2. what happens if the payload carts crash into each other?
• what happens if the pa...
3. payload cart vigorously derailing on different maps
• payload cart vigorousl...
4. bonus payload cart derailing anomalies
• bonus payload cart der...
5. payload + gravity = ???
• payload + gravity = ba... - Ігри
hey, if you're wondering about the cart, these videos have probably answered your question already:
what happens if the payloads crash? ua-cam.com/video/tT-jCqwOZVQ/v-deo.html
what if the payload went super fast on a really long straight track, and some other maps? ua-cam.com/video/WePioLV5_cs/v-deo.html
extra anomalies - ua-cam.com/video/1kPIz0DfPcY/v-deo.html
shounic k
Video Idea: What happens if a sentry gun has infinite range?
Would it still hit it's shots perfectly, or would it have some kind of odd side-effect? I would really like to know but I don't know how to code this myself!
Its rock climbing now
Hey! Quick question, how did you do this? I really want to try this myself, haha.
What if the payload was drivable off rail
Administrator: Fight!
Administrator: We have c- We've- Congratu- Victory
Nice
Param param param param pam pam pam pam pam
This is what happens when a real Russian Heavy uses the kazotsky kick on the payload with comrades
everyone- wat wu- uhh ho- HOLY- ... Dafug just happened
Mr. Rhombus WHERE? I MUST CONGA WITH HIM!!!
"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and its soul."
SILVER
CHARIOT
REQUIEM
@@theblandcharlie822 *Blu Cart Requiem
@@NotA3xCombo BLU CARTU REQUIEM!!!
"Oras In confusion"
This is requime
"when this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"
Railroads? Where we're going, we dont need railroads.
Uncapped speed cart prob idk.
Great Scout!
Lmao
The way I see it, if you’re going to bomb the enemy team, why not do it from style?
Welcome to bo'om gear mates
7:47
Imagine being the red team and seeing the cart skidoodle across the map like this and ends the game in mere seconds. Takes out a Heavy or two along the way.
End of the Line but Heavy gets smeared into the ground by a payload cart.
Attacking would be pointless, once the cart obtains conciousness, it's over.
I have not laughed this hard in ages
“Moist and deli- GAAAAAAHH”
it looks like one of those sfm animations
So above 4,000 it becomes a GMod skit.
pretty much
Z o o m
Meet the Cart
*gmod broken physics flashback*
3,000 is a Gmod skit too.
7:56
The cart decides to take a flank route instead of the main track, smart move
It's the flanking class
NANI? WALLRUN?
i lost it at this
The cart tries a risky method that's hard but saves 3 seconds on their run
The new scout
I just like to imagine that scout kicks the cart really hard and sacrifices his entire leg for his contract with Blutarch
There’s nothing that medic can’t heal (except demos eye)
@@flowerfromtf2164Actually, he can heal it. It just turns into Monoculus.
@@ShockInazumaMonculus msm
@@flowerfromtf2164the only thing medic can't heal back is heavy's rib piece
@@justarandomdude.8907 oh, don’t be such a baby. ribs grow back.
(or it would if medic actually followed medical protocol)
There's something oddly funny about hearing shounic say "What the fuck it's rock climbing now" with a calm voice
Victory
Imagine being on defense
"THE CA-THE CA-THE CA-THE CART IS-DEFEAT"
"Booooooooooooooooooo"
Nice
THE CART HAS ALMO- *YOU FAILED!*
Cecil Palmer
Player *Imagine Wagons* left the game (Disconnect by user.)
lol
Noice comment, mate.
"7K is when the physical body can overcome the mountain and reunite with its spirit"
sounds like some legendary prophecy
As the blu cart flew past the bewildered red team and blu team. Not even MERASMUS could know or figure out what's happening or fix it, nor with the mighty punches of Saxton Hale could bring the cart back to normality, but along come you...
*Gasp* you finally awake
NEP
NEP NEP
That's TF2 alright
before watching this video, i thought this was just a god-tier level shitpost, but HOLY SHIT
Its hilarious to hear this man talk calmly, and logically. And then suddenly "What the fuck its rock climbing now"
This is a truly grueling story of a cart that broke its physical limits, and overcame both the metaphorical and literal mountains that held it back from its true goal.
basically, every cart in gmod animations ever.
Вагонетка танцует Яблочко.
@@Captain_Carrot Я! На синей вагонетке! Торгуюсь со школьниками!
Вагонетка полезла в яму.
Why are they so many foreign response to an English comment
@@MatisanAnimated his avatar is the key
TF2 cursed image:
The cart captures last without any other points being touched.
my fucking brain is just hurted
Wait, that's illegal.
Didn’t that happen with an exploit. That got patched.
@@ainzooalgown3927 Yep ,when the weapons dropped in the floor can be switched was introduced ,someone with the sniper can do that
@@idony9661 anyone could trigger the exploit by dropping a weapon into the payload final point. It worked in Badwater, also worked in some other payload maps.
Would be fun to sneak this as a modified map into a community server. So very occationally the cart just ZOOMS
4:42 imagine the reaction people would have if the cart just randomly zoomed straight to the finish the moment someone touched it. The round would start and then just kinda end in the span of like 4 seconds.
We need a video that does that
5:45 The cart is collecting speeds to get into the parallel universe
No scatterbug to be seen though.
Half a A press?
Yooo what’s up dewill?!
Alright "Henry" yoshi
Sanic
I laughed so hard when he said "What the fuck, it's rock climbing now." He sounded so genuine 😅
Did they get food from food poisoning and food eat eat then eat food eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food eat eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food eat then whatever eat food then eat food eat then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat food then
@@rosinros Are you having a stroke?
@@Tibis42 h
@@rosinros r/ihadastroke
@@spamtongreatsalesmanspamto4163 r/reddituserlmao
Its not hard to imagine why they make the cart go so slow. In the event the defensive team loses the battle on a capture point, they have time to rally at the next before the bomb gets there. If there was no limit the blue team can basically speed run the whole map after the battle is won at the first capture point.
Today I saw 4 people beating up one dude, I couldn’t stand watching it, so I jumped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us
"Honey wanna come over?"
"Not right now."
"My parents aren't home."
> 7:49
*crashing itself*
*gets stuck jittering in a corner*
@@waffles6280 Nah mang the cart is in a relationship with that shelf, It gets explained better in the manga.
"can you come over?"
"i can't, i'm pushing the payload."
"but i'm home alone"
"7:49"
funy original haha
5:44 My parents when I find a new hobby
I think I'm going to shit myself
Quality humor
Actually funny
@Gangster Chungus yes, indeed
Ahahahahaha
I love how the velocity of the cart is so crazy it begins causing screenshakes as it keeps hitting against the world….
Hearing shounic abruptly swear all of a sudden is like hearing your teacher swear accidentally
I'd like to imagine that after you remove the acceleration cap, Scout just kicks the cart so hard that it just goes speeding off like a Hot Wheels car.
"YEET"
like snotty boy glow up meme style?
Pootis PUNCH
I like to imagine that too but with heavy
Or like heavy leans on it and he falls over and the cart goes
Team fortress 2 + big rigs:
Sometimes the cart moves like a xenomorph Of alien at 7:36
Finally someone who spelled it right.
@@roboticeggs what? Xenmpprh? Thats how you spell it
Avgn would love this game if it were like this lol
you're winner!!!
@@pyrophobia133 xD best game ever
I love how eventually it just looks like someone's playing gmod, scrolling their mousewheel rapidly with the cart held against the terrain until it eventually is forced through
5:18 when no engineers on defense:
7:38 congratulations your cart learned: wall climbing
use it now?
[Yes]○ [No]○
[Yes]● [No]○
I know this was a hypothetical situation but I actually learned that the payload accelerates! Very nice work as usual shounic
Fascinating, but it makes total sense. You can see this in game by watching your (incompetent) teammates walk past the cart. If they bump it, the cart will barely move, since they didn’t stick by it long enough to get it past the accelerating phase. This is not just for balancing, but also to perhaps give the cart a feeling of weight and momentum as players attempt to push it.
this will be integral to my casual payload speedruns
I never knew this
If it didn't it would just stop and go immediately and look very visually jarring and unnatural. So you've always noticed this, you just didn't give it a conscious thought.
If the cart didn't accelerate, it might speed away from the players only to stop immediately due to them being too far away. So if the players start chasing it, it will look like somebody learning stick shift for the first time
7:56 I LIKE HOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, IT DECIDES TO FLANK OF ITS OWN VOLITION
7:56 When the cart just went striaght into the door...that killed me xD
That's where I completely lost it too. I was hoping it would fall out the window of the map room.
New gamemode idea: Free range payload soccer
PASS time?
I think I once played a game of pyro dodgeball, where the rocket was acually just the payload.
ClimbOver good times~, that was a nuke dodgeball. You could get multiple people with those babies :3
the cart of war
both teams push one cart, whichever team gets their cart to the enemy base, wins
@@pinguin4898 There are maps like that
7:55 my dog when I call him to come home.
Underrated comment
@@codrinssst1656 As you can see, the comment was judged and rated adequately.
@@codrinssst1656 overused comment
My dog also gets stuck in map room
relatable, my dog also becomes a cart of a highly explosive bomb and climbs on walls
Hearing his voice saying "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" is
When you said "wtf, it's rock-climbing now" I spat out the drink in my mouth cause it was so sudden
I love how the cart just stops at the end and falls in slowly
gotta be polite
Cart: AAAAA- oh sorry gentleman, lost my cool there
i was absolutely expecting it to zip into the wall and bounce off
When the cart reaches the end, it actually plays an animation rather than falling in via physics
@@kip258 other maps do physics simulations so it could be that it just sets its speed to zero once it reaches the end
"What the fuck, it's rock climbing now" Says this man to a payload ramming into the sides of a tunnel at 3k HU/s trying to phase through it and having a seizure
The faster it goes the more it looks like the SFM ragdolls you'd see.
I love how at 5:50 the cart is just violently rubbing itself against the rock face and just freaking out overall
When my team is defending: 5:00
When my team is attacking: 8:51
@A lonely boi who like dank memes. zzz untrue its average rated
lol
Cant be mkre tru
_"i've been riding it too much and it wants a break"_
thats a uh oh situation right there
That what she said
AN P2P Zero Are you ok dear sir
“BonkBoi, don’t you da-“
“*THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!”
oh gosh don't take that out of context
"The map finishes itself as soon as I touch it"
Now that's one hell of an icebreaker
Is that... dustforce music?
Girl: come over
Cart: can't I'm busy being pushed
Girl: my parents aren't home
Cart:
Somtimes gets stuck
How about this:
Administrator: Heavy, report to my office immediately.
Heavy: No, am busy helping team push bomb cart.
Administrator: We have a new gun for you.
Heavy:
I am speed.
@@sfc0450 much better
You forgot this: *7:48*
"Wtf, it's rock climbing now"
You see, shounic, this is why you're my favorite
Same
*WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING*
8:08 the cart follows the f2p rollout
7:50 that checkpoint not being triggered is cursed lol
It's rushing to its job
8:22 cart decided it couldn't take it anymore
too many people asking "where is the cart"
and not "how is the cart?"
*sad cart seizure noises*
aww...
I'll do you one better! WHY IS THE CART
Your voice and the chill music in the background elevated this video into something almost hypnotic to watch
5:43 "What the fuck it's rock climbing now." is the funniest thing i've heard Shounic say to date! Love your vids, so professional yet so funny!
7:36 - It's almost 3AM... I don't even play TF2 anymore...
i felt that
deeply
what
I kinda miss it
Play more
Do not play it right now the boys are everywhere
To quote the Sniper: "The Bloody Cart's Gone Crazy"
lol
It appears you and I have come to an *agreement*
@@mlgproplayer2915 lightspeed is too slow
8:27 "at 40k it starts to break down and phantom cap the third point."
The warp works in strange ways
1:44 You made unintentionally new game mode
Payload Express
"IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT'S *POSSESSED* !"
-Lazy Purple
『The Liberator』 *i just move a part of the body while listening to the music im playing.*
Nice likes
7:46
They finally released Meet The Payload!
"What make me a bad payload? If I were a good payload, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin it with ya, now would I?"
"I shudder to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that iron frame"
"I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart nuclear explosion"
@@demutrudu6106 I don’t think it’s a nuke if it was a nuke it would flatten out the whole map so definitely a normal medium sized bomb
@@Datoneguy_9343 Sometimes, when you create a joke, you gotta take some liberties.
I can't just say Thermal Explosion, because that's not funny.
@@demutrudu6106 well true I’ll give ya that have a good one
I am heavy bomb
[End]
Wow, scout's been working out to push the payload this fast.
Girl:"Come to my home"
Guy:"I can't, I'm very far away"
Girl" "I'm home alone"
Guy:
5:30
7:40
You cannot defeat me when i reach
*MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*
*H I Y A*
Funny, i laugh hard
Is this a kamen rider w reference
@@gunmatheretrogamer747jit's a spongebob reference
I knew I should have gotten the turbo
i laughed my ass off when the cart went into the map room
Thank you very much for including Lifeformed's music, never played Dust Force but felt in love with soundtrack, I guess first time I heard it when I was a kid, barely played any games, and like 10 years from that time I played tons off games, but never Dust Force, but I still listen to it's OST... feels nostalgic, melancholic, feels like autumn or cold rainy summer day.
Everyone: follows the rails
Me: 5:54
BLU: *not capping*
Cart: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
"At 32x, it becomes rather unfair for the defending team"
So does one team have 32 players and the other doesn't? It is unfair, isn't it
Or 16 scoots
Or 16 paintrain demos
Or one Saxton Hale
@@ebobolina9780 half a swipez
This is an amazing joke
this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i've seen this year. The 5K trample over the top of the map then the mad dash without care for the tracks is hillarious.
7K just looks like either 1: GMod skit or 2: A TF2 drunk driver (could be demo)
5:31 fascinating that the payload has at least some “physics”
Lmao for some reason the shortness of that sequence made me laugh.
*p h i s i k s*
Style points
The bomb be drifting 🔥
7:56 Introverts trying to get back to their room without getting noticed by the family during a family party.
Accurate af
I am an introverte, and I approve.
Likeok4
Good thing the introverts played black ops 3 so they can wall run and exo slide into there rooms.
Can’t relate sorry
@Emmanuel Papadakis what wrong bro
2:45 "this might be somewhat unfair to play against" yeah, when the payload is 1.5x faster than scout
2:54 good joke
4:15 he actually touched the cart 4 times
Imagine a gamemode where the capture rate is negative and blue has to get the cart back home from red base.
Sounds cool, but really difficult for BLU. They have to run all the way from their base to RED's and then pull the cart back without getting rekt immediately by everyone walking out of spawn? Yikes.
@@probablylucky6671 Maybe at the beginning but not at the end. And Blu could have preparing time while Red is locked in spawn
So CTF but with rails?
"what's your favorite map?"
"oh, the cart rock climbing one"
the genuine shock of that "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" was so funny
"What the fuck its rock climbing now"- Shounic
I laughed my ass off XD
Cop: how fast were you going?
Cart: umm?
It must be a interdimensional cop 🤔
I AM SPEED
preetty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit
The Conductor Esplin
Cart: zoom speed
T
7:47 just imagine a cart is a mouse, and sniffing the ground at high speed
GoldenDocSonic lmao
The music makes this even funnier
Very awesome video, great job!!!!
8:13 When the map is sus
X1000 Soldier/Demo with a pain train:
*This looks like a job for me*
"It feels so slow without me"
This is the first thing I thought when I saw the video
Minigun heavy: *Im about to ruin this man whole career*
On plr_highertower.
so everybody just follow me
Answer: Tokyo Drift
Now i wanna a Tokyo drift earrape montage with the maximum cart speed footage
And if that doesn't work, Use more Tokyo Drift
*_G A S G A S G A S !_*
@@Rinne_Z_rank N-nani??
MULTI TRACK DORIFTO!?
Fast & Furious
5:45 the heavy confusion (and the f word) combined with the calm lowercase voice is hilarious
Okay, as someone who delved into the arcane art of the hammer editor, lemme try to explain some things.
Firstly, the fullbright thing, assuming that theres no leaks in the map, its probably that fullbright is enabled, maps like to do this when they're freshly compiled for some reason. Just type "sv_cheats 1" and then "mat_fullbright 0" to fix the lighting.
Next, the cart flying off the rails. While we think of the cart as one object, its really two. Its made up of a brush and a model. A brush is what all of the geometry and moving parts of a map that you can interact with. The model is a special prop, I think its prop_dynamic or something like that. The cart doesn't really have physics, more so just a set of directions to keep itself upright and in the right place. Since models are pretty bad at keeping up with hitboxes at high speeds(look at the old baby faces blaster for example) , the hitbox charges ahead, and the model tries to make a beeline to stick with that hitbox. Of course, it gets stuck on geometry, so it can't move. The cart tries to stay parallel to the ground at all times, this is how it handles slopes, but it's hard to stay parallel to the ground when you're up against a wall. To further prove my point, open up gmod and find a prop with one of those little green circles, and push it into a wall. Seem familiar?
Pure wizardry
The payload cart is also available in gmod with TF2 mounted, funnily enough, it has the effect green circle
He probably generated it on fullbright because the map would take days to render if all the lighting was baked/rendered into the map and he doesn’t need it for this demonstration
If only the payload cart said "hey guys, desinc here"
We're going to start an accelerated backwards bhop over this point
The best version of all the videos about this, or maybe the video I watched since I kind of remember the 3 taps part
Nice choice on the music, Dust Force OST is elite :)
Normal speed: “Go,go,go!”
Speed +9999: “I’m spid”
Killer Queen has already touched those toxic waste barrels
@@uberd3323 Heavy Platinum: Za Ubercharge!
7:49 looks like some Unusual Troubles stuff
lol
Toxic In Italy
Heavy: ENGINEER! *echo*
silence...
Engineer:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMIN
4:33 I'm surprised that was not his pc exploding
I love videos with no bullshit, just right to the point as soon as it starts
Now I'm imagining cart ping pong, where you have to have someone standing on the tracks and just rocketing the cart back and forth, with the rest of the team trying to kill the person on the tracks.
Sounds like a new community game mode!
Nobody:
Shounic: I erased time and leaped past it
Epic King Crimson moment
Time and Space bending Scour here!
Kingu crimzon
7:57 that cart really said “nah I’m out”
4:59 "cart do not push by it self!"
Also the cart:
3:11 "The cart is having a fit because im riding it too much and it wants a break" (❛ ᴗ ❛)
no
oh no
Rule 34
*what*
no
i wanna see a hyperspeed cart fly off the cliff on upward, did you test other maps?
You are a bird and you see an object moving towards you from a distance
*Highertower intensifies*
I wonder what the cart would do near the end of hightower
@@victorbrownlow5477 it would just yeet itself into space.
The way the cart's moving at those high speeds is straight out of a 2009 stop-motion gmod video
Fun fact: Shounic refers to the Cart as it multiple times throughout and even uses human actions to describe the Cart, Shounic also talks about it's soul and how it detaches from it's physical appearance, honestly I like to think about the Cart as a girl now but that's just me.