I was sitting in my college cafeteria listening to this quietly. Then the airsoft thing hit me and I burst out laughing and spewed orange juice all over the back of the poor guy in front of me. I think it may have been worth it.
I love you Tim Hawkins! You are truly the best commedian I've ever heard! Lord willing, I'm coming to see you in Kingsport, Tn on Aug 16th. I can hardly wait!!!!!!!
Aw i remember red skelton i love him he so funny and hes a cuty pie me and my mom was actually watching a dvd of him just the other day one of the great ones
You are so funny. I love how you can create awesome Christian jokes with tones of humor. Keep doing what you are doing and continue to allow GOD to use you as a vessel.
I needed this. My wedding anniversary and my gift was my husband telling me he's leaving me. Tim Hawkins took my mind off things for just a bit. Laughter is great medicine
That is nothing. When i laugh from my room, and it is late, my mother is capable of calling me from living room, NEXT ROOM OVER. I am around, what, 2 meters away, not counting the wall? And she calls me instead of just rising her voice a little... My family is a bunch of lazy animals
"I will send you to Nigeria, pal!" Why does he sound like my dad's white counterpart 😂😂😂 One time he threatened to send my sister to Nigeria by boat because "it's cheaper" he sounded so serious about it but my mom and I were dying laughing 😂
Me and dad fight over the lights XD he has bad sight so when he comes in our whole world goes from the dark side to walking on a stage, at 1 in the morning I gotta turn them off
I am not a fan of "Christian Comedy" but this was hilarious. Toward the end I had tears coming out my eyes (when he was talking about his son shooting him with the gun). Oh my gosh, this was FUNNY!!!!!!! I'm going to look find his products and buy them.
Tim, please apply for America's Got Talent! I believe you would be the first comedian to win the show! First, start out with the running through the poison fog and the coke machine in water. Then the "little helper in the car" bit and some funning songs, highlighting your guitar ability. Then the "food isn't fair, MacDonald is so good bit. Then finish in the finals with the three boys, one punch in the arm, airsoft gun and pulling the nose hair! The judges would be laughing and crying! And once you win, you could be a light in Dark Los Vagas 🙂
I couldn't sleep (cos thas what happens in your 50s) so started watching this and managed to suppress laughing out loud but was worried my husband would get woken baby the bed shaking!
Well played good sir. I am man of God and I came to this realization awhile ago, especially in art. There is no such thing as Christian and Not Christian art. It's all perception. And your Christian plumber comment. Fantastic. Gonna get that tattooed on my back.
Love these vids. Thx for posting. Gotta say when Tim started singing Arms of an Angel reminded me of when my dashaund gizzmoe was dying . I kinda made it his song.
Jeff dunham hilarious Tim Hawkins hilarious you should listen to mark Lowry some time hes just as funny and hes clean and christian all in all these 3 are comedy geniuses
His 16 year old is 25/26, and his 11 year old is 20 or 21... how time flies
Tim Hawkins deserves a bigger audience. The man is phenomenal.
Phil O'Shaughnessy believe it or not he refuses to play at bigger venues
Kenna Nichols why?
Elian Guerrero he doesn't wanna become any more known than he already is....he doesn't really wanna be famous
Never mind
Phil O'Shaughnessy I agree
PSA---do NOT try and take a sip of anything while watching this. You will either choke to death or spew it everywhere. I love this guy. :)
Oh my stars I was eating wip cream and watching. This and I choked
5:42 "I'm your father; not your friend". BRAVO!!! The BEST way you can be a friend to your child is to be their PARENT.
Never thought I’d be able to say this about anyone... but Tim has an awesome whipped cream impression 🤣
wolfrider--Right up there with the album cover of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass "Whipped Cream" 1965
Saw him Saturday night and I laughed so hard my waterproof mascara was gone! He is so good in person! The best!
I agree
Who else has watched this video a thousand times
Comedy doesn't have to be nasty and about cursing. Tim is really funny and talented. Thanks for sharing this video. c,")
So true Sunshine!
So true. This is real talent.. You might also like Studio C. Very funny and clean. Truly talented.
Sunshin
Agreed!!
Mmmm i prefer it to be “nasty and cursing”
The Story Teller...
Tim can make fun of himself and he doesn't offend himself...rare for today's atmosphere...
My husband used to say if it taste good it is not good for you. Every time I watch Tim Hawkins I have to worry I will wet my self.
I was sitting in my college cafeteria listening to this quietly. Then the airsoft thing hit me and I burst out laughing and spewed orange juice all over the back of the poor guy in front of me.
I think it may have been worth it.
He the cleanes comedian ever hear not say dirty word" I very stunning" You got a 10 point score!!
Laughter is good for me, I'm tellin you this is healing
i had to literally watch funny videos just to laugh after a friend of mine passed in 2017 in November.. sad month.
So much laughing
@@brittanyviebrock7667 I'm sorry for the loss
OMG where has this guy been my entire life he's so funny
«I’m your father, I’m not your friend!» I love you Tim Hawkins🤣👏👏👏👏👏
he is awesome and not one curse word, amazing
I just discovered this guy today and I am crying with laughter!! lol!!
when he started singing "in the arms of an angel" that was it for me. I don't really know what happened after that.
I love you Tim Hawkins! You are truly the best commedian I've ever heard!
Lord willing, I'm coming to see you in Kingsport, Tn on Aug 16th. I can hardly wait!!!!!!!
I love Tim Hawkins. His comedy is hysterical and clean. He reminds me of Red Skelton
Aw i remember red skelton i love him he so funny and hes a cuty pie me and my mom was actually watching a dvd of him just the other day one of the great ones
Tim is so very funny ! I love the way how he thinks ! He makes the situations seem so funny , love his humour !
He is so hilarious. I would love for him to play at our church.
I thought there would never be another funny guy when Robyn Williams passes away. The lord answered our prayers. Enter Tim Hawkins
He's like a Robin Williams that sings and plays guitar
I loved that line
"I'm your father not your friend"
when he started singing "in the arms of the angel.." i felt kind of bad, but that's when i died!!
Elizabeth Anne that’s one of my favorites lol 🤣😂😅
Paste! That was fun spreading around when I was little.
You are so funny. I love how you can create awesome Christian jokes with tones of humor. Keep doing what you are doing and continue to allow GOD to use you as a vessel.
more mature humor with a young twist. Its quite refreshing
I love the voice he does and when he yells random things out
So true about your 40’s. You just don’t care what anybody thinks, or if they like you! It’s wonderful.
My favorite part
"I didnt know what an airsoft gun was.."
*camera zooms in*
"..but I was about to find out"
I needed this. My wedding anniversary and my gift was my husband telling me he's leaving me. Tim Hawkins took my mind off things for just a bit. Laughter is great medicine
sorry about your situation. glad you found the video. blessings
Sorry for you
I’m a very sorry Kim! Im praying for you!❤❤❤❤
God bless you, Timothy Hawkins! ❤
I'm new to our church, new to all of this, but tonight I heard of Tim and love it. Comedy that's clean isn't usually my style but this is great.
"You come upstairs when I text you!"
That is nothing. When i laugh from my room, and it is late, my mother is capable of calling me from living room, NEXT ROOM OVER. I am around, what, 2 meters away, not counting the wall? And she calls me instead of just rising her voice a little... My family is a bunch of lazy animals
I lost it at the McDonald's drive through bit!! I've soooo done that!!
This guy is brilliant....
"I will send you to Nigeria, pal!"
Why does he sound like my dad's white counterpart 😂😂😂 One time he threatened to send my sister to Nigeria by boat because "it's cheaper" he sounded so serious about it but my mom and I were dying laughing 😂
Lol xD Wow.
"I will unfriend you pal, I will unfriend you!"
Hawkins is hilarious…I’d like to see more of him…
I love Tim Hawkins!
I am 33 and I find myself grunting often when I get up from an easy chair or couch I've been sitting on for an hour or longer lol.
Tim Hawkins and Bill Burr are my favorite comedians, they are awesome.
LOVE TIM HAWKINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim please come to Australia.
I got to see him live a while back. Hands down he is one of the best comidians out there. He is even better live.
He needs his own show.
Just saw him in south carolina and he was amazing
I cried again with this guy! My core hurts from laughing so much.
I love this guy, refreshing to have hilarious comedy that you can watch with grandma and the kids
"I used to be cool, go to cool places with cool people but now I just hang around the house and turn off lights..."
Funny but i wish is wasnt true! Hahaha
That's honestly my dad😂😂
First day of school: 100 crayons
Second day of school: 0 crayons
Brooke Overton true. True.
he is better looking in this one than he was when he was younger
Oh boy did I need this tonight!!!! Thank you to the 10th power!!!
I'm not even a parent and I'm the person who turns off the lights😂
Your profile pic, yesss
Same. :D My parents taught me to turn off the lights and now they keep letting them on and I turn them off. :D
@@essennagerry Me too😂
I turn off TVs and lights that my roommates leave on.
Me and dad fight over the lights XD he has bad sight so when he comes in our whole world goes from the dark side to walking on a stage, at 1 in the morning I gotta turn them off
8:00-9:00 best part of the whole video!!!!.....had it on replay!!!..omg you make my night...but seriously Tim I have school tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He cracks me up so much......
One of the best Tim Hawkins!
God Bless this man!!
oh my gosh, was eating a fig newton and nearly choked to death when he got to the defibulator.
"I didn't know nosehairs were connected to the brainstem" xD
note to self: don't watch in the school library. you will burst out laughing and you will be escorted out by the librarian
Jennifer Burger 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaahahahahahahahahaha did it happen to you? I know this was such a while ago! Hope your wellllll!😅😅😅😂😂
tim was right about the whistle. My dog perked his ears up when he heard the whistle
Yep, my dog reacted to his whistle.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING THIS. THE ZOOMS ARE PERFECT.
glad you enjoyed it
My father said "I'm not your friend until you're twenty one"
"CUZ THERE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
BECAUSE THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!
DONE YOU READ THE BOX!?!?!
DONT
BECUASE THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!! DON'T YOU READ THE BOX?!
I love this guy
*BECAUSE THEYRE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!*
He is amazing!
I am not a fan of "Christian Comedy" but this was hilarious. Toward the end I had tears coming out my eyes (when he was talking about his son shooting him with the gun). Oh my gosh, this was FUNNY!!!!!!! I'm going to look find his products and buy them.
he needs to actually order all of that at a Mcdonalds drive through and record it!!!!!
Yes yes yes I agree
I agree that would be absolutly priceless this guy is GREAT
“So _why_ do _I_ have to _hide_ in a corner of my laundry room...to eat a stinkin bowl of Lucky Charms?!” 😂😂
Omg. No one can make me laugh as hard as Tim Hawkins.
Tim, please apply for America's Got Talent! I believe you would be the first comedian to win the show! First, start out with the running through the poison fog and the coke machine in water. Then the "little helper in the car" bit and some funning songs, highlighting your guitar ability. Then the "food isn't fair, MacDonald is so good bit. Then finish in the finals with the three boys, one punch in the arm, airsoft gun and pulling the nose hair! The judges would be laughing and crying! And once you win, you could be a light in Dark Los Vagas 🙂
13:30, best part! "Let go of me!...I'm tellin' your mom...honey he was strangling me, I couldn't breathe!...go to your room, 😟😭!" Hilarious!😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👍👌
I love how he laughs so hard at some of his jokes 'cause they're genuinely hilarious!
I know. I think it’s so funny whenever comics cracks themselves up. Or start chuckling because they know what’s coming
I'm the light person in our house and we have no kids, it's my husband that leaves every light from room to room on.
I always thought it was the kids leaving all the lights on until they moved out...now I know the real culprit was my hisbamd!! I can relate.
That's my older sister she does that too
"David Copperfield of NO" 😂😂
I love tim hawkins! my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!
I couldn't sleep (cos thas what happens in your 50s) so started watching this and managed to suppress laughing out loud but was worried my husband would get woken baby the bed shaking!
I had to stop it before I suffocated myself..
Our Son has texted us from downstairs. cracking me up!
Well played good sir. I am man of God and I came to this realization awhile ago, especially in art. There is no such thing as Christian and Not Christian art. It's all perception. And your Christian plumber comment. Fantastic. Gonna get that tattooed on my back.
I never laughed so hard...... oooh my tummy.... my cheeks
This is hysterical!
I'm in my 20's yet and I sometimes nearly blackout if I stand up to fast!
Enjoyed this sooo much!
The whole vid had me rolling!!!!
Oh man. So many moments in this vid where I couldn't stop laughing...Tim Hawkins has to be my favorite comedian.
I love this guy!
Oh my goodnesssssss 😂😂😂 I lost it when he started talking about airspft & never put myself back together after that
You guys, I'm hearing some of this for the first time too.
Love these vids. Thx for posting. Gotta say when Tim started singing Arms of an Angel reminded me of when my dashaund gizzmoe was dying . I kinda made it his song.
glad you found them, enjoy!
I like this guy!
I this guy on Netflix? If not, why not!?
I got up from nap one time and stumbled to the bathroom and fell and hit my face on the back of the toilet cutting my nose
"Paste. Remember paste? Delicious..."
That was freaking hilarious, because I loved that stuff too. I heard him say that and I was like "Oh it's not just me then!" 😂
Jeff dunham hilarious Tim Hawkins hilarious you should listen to mark Lowry some time hes just as funny and hes clean and christian all in all these 3 are comedy geniuses
Laughed so hard I cried
I didn't know what an airsoft gun was...but I was about to find out.