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  • @MizzBizz49
    @MizzBizz49 10 років тому +291

    I've always said that it takes a lot more genius to do successful clean comedy than it does to make people laugh with filthy language and a bunch of sexual innuendo. Tim Hawkins is truly a comedic genius!!!!!!!!:)

    • @seeDiersoilcrossrowds
      @seeDiersoilcrossrowds 9 років тому +17

      +Deb Corbett He is better than all the nasty ones put together....it's comfortable comedy, when your entertaining friends and their family.

    • @jearodz
      @jearodz 9 років тому +1

      +Deb Corbett So true.

    • @theothertroll
      @theothertroll 7 років тому +3

      and then they ruin it talking about church ~

    • @TheJaybird53
      @TheJaybird53 7 років тому +1

      Amen

    • @HMG00
      @HMG00 6 років тому +3

      theothertroll he’s a Christian comedian. What did you expect?

  • @Mewz123
    @Mewz123 10 років тому +120

    I've seen so many comedians, and I don't think I've laughed so hard so many times in one video. xD

  • @gamergurl2.035
    @gamergurl2.035 6 років тому +94

    "Dad I gotta go to the bathroom"
    "No you don't."
    😂😂😂 my dad did this too lol

  • @cyndifoore7885
    @cyndifoore7885 10 років тому +59

    He is hysterical, when I need a good laugh I just look up Tim.

  • @midnightwarrior7888
    @midnightwarrior7888 5 років тому +37

    Tim Hawkins is my favorite comedian.

    • @AaronBarbosa
      @AaronBarbosa 4 роки тому +2

      I agree! Mine too. I’ve heard tons of comedians and the true test is this...I never had such a good laugh with any other comedian (even though many are pretty funny)

  • @SunnySprite
    @SunnySprite 9 років тому +151

    Lol - "Chuckie Cheese is a rat running a crooked casino for kids." Totally agree! :)

  • @mjccfungames4207
    @mjccfungames4207 10 років тому +108

    I LOVE THIS GUY… HE IS SOOO FUNNY. I love that he won't hide his beliefs either.. GOD BLESS!!!!… This guy always makes me laugh..

    • @tthomaselli2
      @tthomaselli2 9 років тому +10

      Christianity isn't a religion.; It's a relationship with Christ.

    • @mjccfungames4207
      @mjccfungames4207 9 років тому +3

      i know i cant figure out how to edit it.. i wrote that cuz my 3 kids were running around and i didn't feel like figuring out how to word it and now i can't edit it.. :(

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 6 років тому

      This guy makes me to MJCC fun&games

  • @ColoradoLady36
    @ColoradoLady36 10 років тому +48

    I swear he can do some great Jim Carey and Rod Snyder faces. This man is awesome.

  • @moonlightsweetener4309
    @moonlightsweetener4309 6 років тому +52

    as a person who lives in texas, i can say what he said about texas is 100 % accurate 😂😂😂

  • @martintabony611
    @martintabony611 7 років тому +19

    Some differences but childhood was exactly the same in the U.K. :) Very funny man.

  • @tjwilson7278
    @tjwilson7278 7 років тому +7

    finally got to see him last Sunday in Houston. what a blast.

  • @emmadees4929
    @emmadees4929 9 років тому +14

    I love Tim Hawkins! He's hilarious😂😂😂😂😂! Me and my friend went to see him last year (I was so excited)

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 6 років тому +21

    Oh! My seat gos back.
    **vvv**
    OH YEAHH.. much better...
    Favorite part.😂

  • @dawncrumpton5758
    @dawncrumpton5758 7 років тому +14

    I just love Tim!!! His gift is a blessing to all!!!

  • @j.ogarza6415
    @j.ogarza6415 8 років тому +9

    You are a good comedian 🙂🎤😊☺️😍😬😀😄😊☺️😎

  • @lucegene5223
    @lucegene5223 8 років тому +11

    Well watching this video was time well spent, thanks. The old school lifestyle had me constantly laughing. Love your style. I hope you will keep doing stand up because you rock.

  • @leosparks5221
    @leosparks5221 10 років тому +22

    I laughed so hard it felt like I was doing 500 situps

  • @Levandenbossche
    @Levandenbossche 7 років тому +16

    This guy is a blessing in a weird way to me: he uncannily resembles a former love interest that went badly south. With Tim's being the positive experience I get from enjoying his comedy, I have been able to reframe the memory evoked by his appearance .. he took X's looks and transferred them from a sad time in my life to a wonderful entertainment & emotional refreshment. Thank you Lord for doing this. Thank You for Your mercy.

    • @TheWriterWalker
      @TheWriterWalker 6 років тому +3

      Levandenbossche, what a wonderful and unique comment you've made.

    • @nerdyginger9282
      @nerdyginger9282 6 років тому +2

      God is good. He’ll always get us through things.

  • @MsGilly
    @MsGilly 5 років тому +3

    Lol bless it. I got stuck under a merry go round. No idea how it happened, but it's permanently engraved in my mind lol

  • @artsy__heart7972
    @artsy__heart7972 4 роки тому +4

    I got excited when he kinda started singing with arms wide open by creed!!!! ❤

  • @stormyphillips251
    @stormyphillips251 5 років тому +2

    I’ve watched this like 4 times since discovering it a month or so ago, and it kills me every time. 😂 What a blessing Tim is!

  • @warrenosborne1539
    @warrenosborne1539 6 років тому +2

    Tim, you have my permission for this one. I played bass on the road for several years back in the 70s.. Our equipment truck was a POS,,, so we had to get it on to keep up with the tour buss.. It sucked so bad, that we took turns driving it.. Since we had to haul ass,, we drilled a hole in the floor of the cab. Took a plastic tube and taped a funnel to it,, ran it through the floor.. We used to belly laugh when the car behind us turned on it's windshield wipers.. Pass me another beer.. NO shit.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 2 роки тому +1

    I renamed a ride at the county fair, they call it the tilt-a-whirl , I call it the tilt a hurl. I learned that you don't get on that ride after you eat with 2 kids

  • @Christina...66
    @Christina...66 Рік тому

    How refreshing!! This guy is super funny...love this!! Never know what to expect.

  • @TheWriterWalker
    @TheWriterWalker 6 років тому +5

    Great laughs to start off my Saturday!

  • @PrideInIndividuality
    @PrideInIndividuality 10 років тому +62

    So, judging from 14:09 - 14:18, I've realized... Tim Hawkins is the real creator of twerking...

  • @get-the-lead-out.4593
    @get-the-lead-out.4593 6 років тому +12

    After watching Tim you can't help but hope there's gonna be comedy in heaven!

    • @oncergirl6600
      @oncergirl6600 5 років тому +1

      Of course there is! I think so, at least.

  • @abuelitagrandma9486
    @abuelitagrandma9486 10 місяців тому

    I cannot believe how much I laughed
    You are amazing words cannot explain how good you really are keep it going

  • @tobiasboston5663
    @tobiasboston5663 7 років тому +46

    Honestly I think he's gotten even funnier in recent years, this makes me laugh but his newer stuff kills me

    • @jackjones3657
      @jackjones3657 5 років тому +5

      Tobias Boston Agreed, this is really good but his newer material is really fantastic. He is a seriously talented comic, and singer too!

  • @helendreyer5156
    @helendreyer5156 10 років тому +20

    ain't had this much fun with my clothes on in YEARS!!!!

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 4 роки тому +3

    And somewhere in the world at this very moment, Roxanne still requires medication and resuscitation whenever she hears an eagle above. “you work at the golf course?” wonk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    Tim Hawkins is in the top 2 best comedians working today! No profanity, no sexual situations and NEVER fails to come up with the biggest curveball right out of left field!!! I say “Tim Hawkins for President!!”

  • @Oceanlady43
    @Oceanlady43 9 років тому +12

    I love this man

  • @pursuing222
    @pursuing222 10 років тому +11

    Thanks for this, I needed a laugh tonight!

  • @MrsLockenload
    @MrsLockenload 5 років тому +2

    "my arms are bro-ken" his facials expressions are so goofy and so great.

  • @rosemariealmero1214
    @rosemariealmero1214 Рік тому

    Thank you Tim ❤ hope I’ll be able to see your show someday 😁

  • @halcampbell4568
    @halcampbell4568 10 років тому +10

    I love this dude he is so funny

  • @littleratboi3644
    @littleratboi3644 5 років тому +6

    Tim: Oh my seat goes back
    Me: *dies* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melonmuncha1657
    @melonmuncha1657 7 років тому +24

    probably wasnt a good idea to watch this while drkin molten choclate😂😂😂

    • @jackjones3657
      @jackjones3657 5 років тому +1

      Melon Muncha Definitely don't eat Rice Krispie cereal when watching Tim Hawkins.

    • @mambastar890
      @mambastar890 5 років тому +2

      Don't eat anything while watching Tim Hawkins... I've choked several times!

  • @VictoriaBlogger
    @VictoriaBlogger 10 років тому +37

    Blockbuster video rentals ... oh my gravy ... what year was this thing MADE???

    • @Harsh757
      @Harsh757  10 років тому +7

      I think this was from 2001.

    • @VictoriaBlogger
      @VictoriaBlogger 10 років тому +3

      Wow ... :-D

    • @ajmarkle96
      @ajmarkle96 10 років тому +2

      Vicki Sands it was done in 2003

    • @VictoriaBlogger
      @VictoriaBlogger 10 років тому +2

      ***** So, yeah, still practically the 90's ... :-)

    • @ajmarkle96
      @ajmarkle96 10 років тому

      It is a decade old.

  • @maryboland5415
    @maryboland5415 5 років тому +2

    This is the best one ever I'm crying

  • @danield679
    @danield679 6 років тому +6

    2018
    Video rentals 😳😳😆😄
    Does anyone else think that Roxanne kinda has a crush on him?! Her reactions 😁

  • @littlejoe9381
    @littlejoe9381 6 років тому +4

    I like that guitar playing. He's good.

  • @NoniOfFive
    @NoniOfFive 6 років тому +2

    I have sent his videos to secularists and I always get positive feedback

  • @valeriestewart786
    @valeriestewart786 4 роки тому +1

    Love your show

  • @BELLA-mf6hb
    @BELLA-mf6hb 6 років тому +3

    I still do the hand in the wind thing.

  • @johnrowley3140
    @johnrowley3140 4 роки тому +3

    At 16:12 he talks about rice milk and how hard it is to milk. If I may make a suggestion...try long grain. It might be easier to handle. Just a thought!😁

  • @blakecunningham6095
    @blakecunningham6095 10 років тому +9

    i laughed so hard i cried! that song killed me

    • @chevyblueangel
      @chevyblueangel 4 роки тому +2

      yep, funny stuff!! trying to figure out the name of the original. you know it?

  • @trevor4056
    @trevor4056 10 років тому +18

    That haircut.

  • @johnleerice4941
    @johnleerice4941 6 років тому +4

    I relate to the playground bit so much 😂

  • @pamelalatham-hf8bv
    @pamelalatham-hf8bv Рік тому +2

    So funny and I love it that he doesn't waste words by cussing

  • @gusdelk7401
    @gusdelk7401 7 років тому +2

    Ahh blankets one time me and my freind were asleep in free time at school and our other freind comes hands us tissues and says " Here's a blankie" and we got tissue blankies and it was awesome

  • @anvil777
    @anvil777 6 років тому +1

    I love this video and the Creed was just fantastic :)

  • @joymarie715
    @joymarie715 Рік тому

    Non stop laughter……He is A Comedic Genius!!!!😂😂😂

  • @ladyhunter6514
    @ladyhunter6514 4 роки тому +3

    He just offended all Flash fans

  • @Ginajenki
    @Ginajenki Рік тому +1

    Scratch & sniff?! 😄😅😆😂😆😅😂🤣

  • @abigailneace6768
    @abigailneace6768 4 роки тому +1

    When we would say can i, in class our teacher would say " i don't know are you physically able to walk to the bathroom?"

  • @bigbubba7330
    @bigbubba7330 2 роки тому

    If Dad roles down the window......
    EVERYONE ROLES DOWN THE WINDOW!!!!

  • @davidjeffers68
    @davidjeffers68 5 років тому +1

    Tim is just absolutely brilliant! :)

  • @CelebornGaming
    @CelebornGaming 4 роки тому +1

    23:47-23:53
    You can not tell me that he does not sound like Elmo. Lol! Tim is absolutely hilarious.

  • @meganrokicki7100
    @meganrokicki7100 10 років тому +10

    Very very funny

  • @johnhancock9249
    @johnhancock9249 6 років тому +1

    I have laughed so hard that video that I’m developing a migraine headache. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪

  • @tonylinn417
    @tonylinn417 10 років тому +11

    can we all say pee our pants lol

  • @evelynadams5794
    @evelynadams5794 Рік тому

    Oh my goodness I caught that Moulin Rouge reference right at the beginning 👀

  • @keypenny
    @keypenny 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is a hoot ! lolol

  • @_lexi
    @_lexi 10 років тому +18

    I hate Chuck E Cheese after Five Nights at Freddy's

  • @Lita-devel
    @Lita-devel 6 років тому +5

    I was that kid scared of chucky

  • @snakewhitcher4189
    @snakewhitcher4189 3 роки тому

    This guy's good. Can't believe I never heard of him before today.

  • @blueskies3752
    @blueskies3752 4 роки тому +3

    Because Jesus Christ lives, I can face tomorrow.

  • @kageweaver2966
    @kageweaver2966 10 років тому +1

    Funny,I loved the video.

  • @welks821
    @welks821 Рік тому +1

    Brian Regan and Tim!

  • @DerekEidahl
    @DerekEidahl 9 років тому +2

    12:17 "Hey! It's FRED!!" Anyone else think he sounds like him?

    • @seeDiersoilcrossrowds
      @seeDiersoilcrossrowds 9 років тому +1

      +Derek Eidahl In some videos he looks like a young Sean Penn. He sounds like everyone he imitates. On the guitar he tweeks it a little better on some songs, than the original artist...well, with his fresh take, it seems so.

  • @jl_studios
    @jl_studios 10 років тому +16

    Kung pow bubu hahahahaha XD

    • @LyrGil
      @LyrGil 4 роки тому +1

      In Texas, we spell it Bubba. ;)

  • @natalielynn9582
    @natalielynn9582 7 років тому +2

    he's got creed down pat

  • @Ginajenki
    @Ginajenki Рік тому

    Can't breath! 😄😆😅😂😆😂🤣

  • @mistam.3764
    @mistam.3764 2 роки тому +1

    Man he got sweaty here lol

  • @matthewjohnson6406
    @matthewjohnson6406 Рік тому

    You are so funny😆

  • @OfficialBrickSmasherz
    @OfficialBrickSmasherz 3 роки тому

    7:20 If Joker and Pennywise raised a child, his name would be Beavis

  • @maryronan8446
    @maryronan8446 Рік тому +1

    When was this taped?
    I haven’t seen blockbuster since 2005.

  • @haleypatillo
    @haleypatillo 6 років тому +3

    26:40 ChuckECheese LOL

  • @corriemiller3423
    @corriemiller3423 6 років тому +2

    Lol 23:42 to 23:51 I'm dieing laughing. Like if you agree

  • @benjaminmoon4554
    @benjaminmoon4554 4 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious

  • @articdragon175
    @articdragon175 10 років тому +1

    I love this guy!

  • @Onthefritz777
    @Onthefritz777 10 місяців тому

    Well look at all the new material! 😂 we’ve gone from 8-tracks to cassette to CDs. You kids get older! Endless material there. And Bill Cosby (yeah, I know) but he was a genius with nothing but stories about life and regular people and his family or friends. And totally G-rated!

  • @williamclark3315
    @williamclark3315 5 років тому +2

    that's me at 1:00

  • @masterzane4369
    @masterzane4369 6 років тому +2

    11:40 anybody watching when it's not IHOP anymore???

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 Рік тому +1

    How do you do it you are so funny

  • @annachaney5652
    @annachaney5652 6 років тому +1

    My favorite Christian expression is,"What's on your heart? (tell me your problems)" Or you could go with the scolding version, "Hey, don't judge him/her you know what's on his/her heart!!" So what do Christians have like fortune cookie message stuck on their heart, each containing an issue not a message?

  • @csd4260
    @csd4260 5 років тому +1

    OMG he is hilarious. lmao!

  • @jonathanpattara5340
    @jonathanpattara5340 5 років тому +2

    0:06
    the best

  • @zahavailan3782
    @zahavailan3782 Рік тому +1

    Wow he’s so young here

  • @chelseamason4792
    @chelseamason4792 5 років тому

    @12:16 he sounded like Richard Simmons!😆😅🤣😀

  • @whiteskullz
    @whiteskullz 4 роки тому

    19:16 One of my favorite Tim Hawkins jokes.

  • @alanmoon7785
    @alanmoon7785 10 років тому +1

    Love this guy LOL

  • @therealdomingo
    @therealdomingo 10 років тому +7

    2:30 lol

    • @chandleredwards3958
      @chandleredwards3958 6 років тому

      0:00 to 30:08 lol

    • @Kobi308
      @Kobi308 6 років тому

      @@chandleredwards3958 was the last second of the vid not funny?

  • @ConstantCompanion
    @ConstantCompanion 5 років тому

    My dad would pull over to check the canvas. You can figure that one out. 😊

  • @IzzyNChrist
    @IzzyNChrist 7 років тому +2

    lol hey, rice milk tastes good

  • @ReligiousPrime
    @ReligiousPrime 8 років тому +2

    What happened to the one that's like an hour long? Was it deleted or something?

  • @thisLittleLightofMIne249
    @thisLittleLightofMIne249 10 років тому +2

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Juliet475
    @Juliet475 7 місяців тому

    I CAN AND JUST DID......LOLL

  • @joseph.ibarra
    @joseph.ibarra 5 років тому +1

    12:35 = True Heart
    Look it up if you don't get it, alright?