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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @jefferey_92
    @jefferey_92 3 роки тому +5437

    Bob is actually hilarious.
    "We gotta grow good stuff like iPhones"
    How?
    "I don't know, I think apples grow on trees or something"

    • @Pale_7567
      @Pale_7567 3 роки тому +191

      Fuck that is clever

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 3 роки тому +146

      Bob's always funny

    • @avelovesfrogs5402
      @avelovesfrogs5402 3 роки тому +54

      I am crying of laughter, I love puns.

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 роки тому +25

      Glad WE at least get the joke!

    • @randybray7558
      @randybray7558 3 роки тому +8

      Saw someone say somthing about modern life being restrictive. How is modern life restrictive? Who would want to live like a tribal( no offence) ? I don't see why someone wouldn't like todays developed way of life.. Sorry for being random.

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 3 роки тому +3050

    17:19 "we gotta grow good stuff. like iPhones."
    "I think Apples grow on trees or something."
    Bob has made the #1 joke of 2020. Everyone else can stop trying now.

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 3 роки тому +102

      I love that they were all joking
      but the moment bob said the apple line, which is the only true statement. their brains all went off

    • @luisaucedo
      @luisaucedo 3 роки тому +2

      si

    • @LockwoodTheScientist
      @LockwoodTheScientist 3 роки тому +6

      My sigh let out more winds than hurricane Katrina when I heard that joke.

    • @TobiasSaturday
      @TobiasSaturday 3 роки тому +5

      Was going to comment the exact same thing.
      Utter brilliance

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 роки тому +5

      Awwwwww I had a good one
      it's me

  • @Giganotti
    @Giganotti 3 роки тому +5952

    Markiplier: *Goes buying farm equipment*
    Markiplier: *Comes back with Optimus Prime*
    19:59

    • @asas7nk1ng
      @asas7nk1ng 3 роки тому +36

      XD

    • @TheTaylorwailer
      @TheTaylorwailer 3 роки тому +125

      It was like he puffed up to defend his crops 😂

    • @Smalldreams22
      @Smalldreams22 3 роки тому +19

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer 3 роки тому +89

      It's "Beetboxer".
      _Decepticons hate him._

    • @redfox3396
      @redfox3396 3 роки тому +19

      This made me cry with laughter

  • @ceceliacellini4656
    @ceceliacellini4656 3 роки тому +4578

    my partner is the owner/manager of a very large farm. whenever he feels glum, we rewatch these farm simulator videos and they, no matter what, make him laugh hysterically.
    thank you for bringing him joy at the expense of you guys looking like total dodos.
    you have no idea how much this silly little series of videos has brightened our quarantine.

    • @BeanColored
      @BeanColored 3 роки тому +103

      Aww this was cute😊

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 роки тому +44

      Farming simulator is a beautiful game

    • @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch
      @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch 2 роки тому +64

      Well, shit. I didn't expect this level of adorable wholesomeness today. 😊

    • @irishboy6965
      @irishboy6965 2 роки тому +61

      i just found out my girlfriend left me for someone who lives in a different continent, and i havent felt any joy whats so ever today until i saw the classic idiots trying to farm. really helped me feel better

    • @waitingforleeknowssolo
      @waitingforleeknowssolo 2 роки тому +23

      @@irishboy6965 sorry to hear that man :/ hope you're feeling better now!

  • @mediumugly4322
    @mediumugly4322 3 роки тому +3937

    “We gotta grow good stuff like IPhones”
    “Uh okay How do we do that?”
    “Idk I think Apples grow on trees or somethin”
    Smoothest dad joke in the video

  • @Chronicler9
    @Chronicler9 3 роки тому +1805

    Me (sees title): Oh. A Farmiplier episode? Sure I'll watch.
    Mark: *starts striptease in under 3 minutes*
    Me: ... Oh. An Unus Annus episode? Sure I'll watch.

  • @staydead1229
    @staydead1229 2 роки тому +1077

    “I’ll follow Wade’s illegal left turn but, y’know, we’re farmers.” - accurate attitude of my local farmers lmfaooo

    • @SeanMadeAScene
      @SeanMadeAScene Рік тому +12

      that just sounds like california

    • @pyshrub
      @pyshrub 11 місяців тому +7

      Sounds like Indiana

  • @subtlegong2817
    @subtlegong2817 3 роки тому +3971

    Alternative title for the series;
    “Panicking stripper ruins a farm”

    • @paxmacalpine845
      @paxmacalpine845 2 роки тому +81

      This made me laugh way harder than it should have lmao

    • @MitsuriKanroji797
      @MitsuriKanroji797 2 роки тому +64

      With dingus and wingus 3 and 4 🤣

  • @Senior_Pineapple
    @Senior_Pineapple 3 роки тому +4859

    Wade:"Is this what farmers really do?"
    Mark:"No, there's no way"
    Farmers: .___.

    • @natbutter2721
      @natbutter2721 3 роки тому +106

      tbh its harder

    • @mindslayer1404
      @mindslayer1404 3 роки тому +116

      Patience Nicole Productions lol my dad grew up on a farm back when they didn’t have all these new technologies. And his family grew tobacco fields and raised cattle so yeah, way harder.

    • @marieindia8116
      @marieindia8116 3 роки тому +116

      @@natbutter2721 yes and real time consequences when you block a road, run over someone's property with your tractor or blast across road boundaries

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 роки тому +68

      @@marieindia8116 And collision physics actually result in pricey repairs, days of waiting for that to get done, grumbling at weather making things inconvenient, etc.

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 роки тому +16

      Farmers: Well yes, but actually no

  • @Pale_7567
    @Pale_7567 3 роки тому +3167

    “There’s weeeeds?!”
    *weeds start appearing as fast as real life weeds*
    “AAAAAAGH!”

    • @LazyDogJumper
      @LazyDogJumper 3 роки тому +104

      Seeing them explode out like that really made me laugh

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 роки тому +62

      Those are some impressive real life weeds where you live.
      Botanists would like to have your address.

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 3 роки тому +13

      Can we smoke them?

    • @acastusofastora8641
      @acastusofastora8641 3 роки тому +16

      @@senpie9087 if you want lung cancer

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 3 роки тому +12

      If weed grows that fast i think you need to find you local nuclear powerplant and tell them THERE WAS A FUCKING NUCLEAR ACCIDENT

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 3 роки тому +869

    17:59 i would legitimately love it if you spent hours in this game farming and then one day, just out of nowhere, it slowly starts to transition into some kind of mystery horror game. like you see the neighbors dragging and burring a body in the middle of the night or you wake up one morning to find a giant ass crop circle in your field or some supernatural folk lore horror story ass eldritch abomination starts showing up in the woods and leaving carcasses mutilated everywhere.

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 2 роки тому +34

      I love surprise horror games XD

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 2 роки тому +38

      @@reydragonclaw1128 especially slow burn horror games that basically just play out like the game they want you to think it is for a little while, to get you into a false sense of security, any horror that plays out at this time only being things that you wouldn't notice unless you already knew wjere things where going (and even then you need to be paying attention)

    • @anonyscott
      @anonyscott 2 роки тому +11

      Taking notes

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 2 роки тому +28

      @@anonyscott remember to just make it so you spend half of the game just playing a normal ass farming game, that's part of the idea

    • @S_PIDER
      @S_PIDER 2 роки тому +8

      I got the same kinda idea when I saw that part. It would make a very cool horror game

  • @3f4gs4s
    @3f4gs4s 3 роки тому +2251

    Mark: *Slowly takes off shirt*
    Fan girls: *Sweats nervously*

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 3 роки тому +5524

    Game: "Remove tops"
    Mark: _"Well, time to strip I guess"_

    • @abhishekrajesh2300
      @abhishekrajesh2300 3 роки тому +85

      @Noah Woodruff you obviously haven't seen Unus Annus

    • @abhishekrajesh2300
      @abhishekrajesh2300 3 роки тому +24

      @Noah Woodruff Man... :(

    • @gusbusshmurda1731
      @gusbusshmurda1731 3 роки тому +25

      @Noah Woodruff don’t worry my guy neither have I 😔

    • @maddoxmehnke2957
      @maddoxmehnke2957 3 роки тому +51

      @@gusbusshmurda1731 I was about to suggest he watch it, then I remembered, he can’t.

    • @certifiedserosimp
      @certifiedserosimp 3 роки тому +11

      @@maddoxmehnke2957 _sad times..._

  • @jasonshawn69
    @jasonshawn69 3 роки тому +3006

    *_sees cliffhanger_*
    Audience that watches Raft series: Ah sh*, _here we go again_

    • @jillyjollyjelly
      @jillyjollyjelly 3 роки тому +30

      i need the new episode :')

    • @dfdssfa4835
      @dfdssfa4835 3 роки тому +18

      You can just go to Marks twitch channel and watch the whole thing there tho ;x

    • @quincytejada1016
      @quincytejada1016 3 роки тому +1

      Ha so true

    • @quincytejada1016
      @quincytejada1016 3 роки тому +1

      Ha so true

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 3 роки тому +4

      @@dfdssfa4835 ignoring twitchs 60 day limit meaning most of his streams become inaccessible

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 2 роки тому +393

    “I would have zero viewers if I got naked.”
    Wade just can’t catch a break, can he?

  • @maddi7980
    @maddi7980 Рік тому +102

    as someone who does agriculture as a school elective and lives on a farm, the astonishment of markiplier when he realises the price of things is just very amusing.

  • @jarrodsteers8991
    @jarrodsteers8991 3 роки тому +857

    "All of that was only 5,000 money!"
    Welcome to farming, where your worth is dirt.

    • @benjaminli188
      @benjaminli188 3 роки тому +64

      Welcome to farming, where farmers are bullied by huge agribusiness companies and survive off of government subsidies.

    • @maggiesteenkamp8786
      @maggiesteenkamp8786 3 роки тому +28

      Welcome to farming: life f***ing suuuucks

    • @BigBroccoli_
      @BigBroccoli_ 3 роки тому +23

      Welcome to farming: I don’t actually know what to say I just wanted to be included

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome to the family son.

    • @vahnayasaki6989
      @vahnayasaki6989 3 роки тому +12

      @@dangerdash4393 FARMILY

  • @silverhawk6748
    @silverhawk6748 3 роки тому +1595

    Mark: there’s weeds!
    Weeds that pop into existence: damn right

    • @scmmlamarre7018
      @scmmlamarre7018 3 роки тому +6

      how does a comment have 703 likes without a reply on it?

    • @squishyparrotlets
      @squishyparrotlets 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao I dunno why, this comment just really got me

    • @sm00thgames63
      @sm00thgames63 Рік тому

      "Watchu gon do bout it"
      -the weeds

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 Рік тому +346

    Mark: *disaster literally unfolds*
    Wade: *tells him to stop*
    Bob: *laughs*

  • @itheapologist7612
    @itheapologist7612 3 роки тому +139

    I love Marks reaction at the beginning when he realizes how much debt he is going to go into just to start a farm. Now he knows what it means to be a farmer in real life.

  • @luvrgirlzoe
    @luvrgirlzoe 3 роки тому +524

    This is already great.
    “Unbelievable.”
    “UNBELIEVABLE.”
    “ *_i can’t be bald_* “

  • @unknown_butter4345
    @unknown_butter4345 3 роки тому +1062

    Game: Farming sim 2019.
    Mark: starts taking of his shirt while discussing twitch terms of service.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 3 роки тому +10

      Underrated

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe 3 роки тому +11

      Mark in a nutshell:

    • @techno_otaku
      @techno_otaku 3 роки тому +19

      i mean-- i'll be honest, i didn't expect Mark to go "fan-service" mode all of a sudden lolz

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 3 роки тому +12

      It's leftover Unus Annus instincts.

    • @changsakjackie
      @changsakjackie 3 роки тому +1

      My like to your comment is now 666 LOL 😂

  • @everbeautey5855
    @everbeautey5855 3 роки тому +300

    Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?"
    Mark "NO!"
    Me who does hay bailing and raises cattle: "Oh boys, if only you knew..."

    • @shrekworshiper
      @shrekworshiper Рік тому +4

      Do the bulls play leapfrog

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 місяців тому +2

      At 5:30 in the morning I'm milking cows Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 8 місяців тому

      @@loki4807 "I've been milking and plowing for so long." Forgive me, couldn't think of it in a non-dirty context when I glanced at it, lol!!!

  • @sadiebug5763
    @sadiebug5763 3 роки тому +366

    Mark: *13mins into the vid*-"I'M TRYING TO SAVE US MONEY"
    Also Mark: *19mins into the vid*-*Spends about 320 grand*

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy 3 роки тому +482

    “Take your shirts off”
    *confused undressing*

  • @thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681
    @thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681 3 роки тому +831

    "Is that a body in the field?"
    Mark's played WAY too many horror games, hasn't he?

    • @dexteritvy
      @dexteritvy 3 роки тому +16

      SunBoxesSky Alois sounds like a cool horror game idea,

    • @voltronimusprime3833
      @voltronimusprime3833 3 роки тому +2

      @SunBoxesSky Alois Little Shop Of Horrors but it's a farm.

    • @SaiyanJinx
      @SaiyanJinx 3 роки тому

      @@voltronimusprime3833 i feel like feed me billy fit’s better

  • @cookiesam321
    @cookiesam321 2 роки тому +81

    20:07 something about mark repeatedly going *I don’t know what’s happening!* while the machine majestically unfurls as he’s driving towards the crops and Bob and Wade laughing while mark fails to harvest any beets makes me wheeze with laughter every time

    • @alexianicolewells5817
      @alexianicolewells5817 2 роки тому +5

      YES!!!!!!!!!! i literally rewatched it 10 times lol

    • @emilysavicki8043
      @emilysavicki8043 7 місяців тому +1

      I think it's the editing of the epic music in the background. Like you're about to witness the final boss's transformation right in front of your eyes. Actually took me a while to find a comment mentioning this moment. XD

  • @portalmasterjake5267
    @portalmasterjake5267 5 місяців тому +22

    2:01 markiplier predicting twitch meta 3 years in advance lol

  • @danielleduenow4449
    @danielleduenow4449 3 роки тому +480

    Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?"
    Mark: "No! There is no way!"
    Me sitting here quietly from farm country: "Yea pretty close... " 4:37

    • @katherinechurch3576
      @katherinechurch3576 3 роки тому +11

      Pretty much

    • @stfuCAUTION
      @stfuCAUTION 3 роки тому +9

      yeah pretty much

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 3 роки тому +16

      I mean, yeah it is quite accurate, I have a farmer friend who I help when he needs more hands and he loves this series of game, why would he relax by basically doing what he already does daily idk.

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 3 роки тому +3

      @Patrick Whitt nah fam, plant corn, obtain the corn, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn, plant wheat, obtain wheat, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn.

    • @hippiehorselover
      @hippiehorselover 3 роки тому +2

      Cheers with 30 acres from Florida!

  • @tonymontana6888
    @tonymontana6888 3 роки тому +2075

    I'm disappointed he didn't refer to himself in the title as "Farmiplier"

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 3 роки тому +39

      Probably because he'd have a lot more comments asking him to play Stardew Valley again

    • @blackfang-ms5rq
      @blackfang-ms5rq 3 роки тому +10

      What about Farkiplier

    • @tonymontana6888
      @tonymontana6888 3 роки тому +22

      @@blackfang-ms5rq Sharkiplier has entered the chat

    • @melonsw33t28
      @melonsw33t28 2 роки тому +4

      Mookiplier

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 2 роки тому +3

      literally just came to the comments to make sure someone mentioned Farmiplier 🤣

  • @oliviaholek1614
    @oliviaholek1614 3 роки тому +55

    I love being a person that’s been raised on a farm and has been raised around harvesting and watching people knowing nothing about it try and do it even if it is a just a game. But this is the reality of farming but at a quicker speed

    • @hoangkienvu7572
      @hoangkienvu7572 3 роки тому +2

      lmao it's always fun being a smug backseat-gaming bastard.

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 3 роки тому +127

    I think the term "it's not rocket science!" Needs to be "it's not farming science!", Because this is hurting my brain cells

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ 3 роки тому +909

    Mark looked nervous to take his shirt off in front of camera Like it isn’t something that happens way to often

    • @ash.crashed
      @ash.crashed 3 роки тому +63

      you clearly haven’t seen a single unus annus video lmao

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 3 роки тому +31

      he just need to sleep with a member of twitc staff and they will let him do anything

    • @acastusofastora8641
      @acastusofastora8641 3 роки тому +8

      @@rumplstiltztinkerstein or be a deer person

    • @rammuertoanimations4664
      @rammuertoanimations4664 3 роки тому +24

      FLASH BACKS TO *CAVEMAN MARK*

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 3 роки тому +3

      @@rammuertoanimations4664 *HEE HOO*

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 3 роки тому +144

    “We should start growing iPhones-I think Apples grow on trees”
    At the same time, I want to applaud and kill Bob for making that pun.

    • @theboardgamebanker
      @theboardgamebanker 3 роки тому

      Well, they could work on farming Blackberry KEY2 LE from the blackberry bush.
      I'm not sorry.

  • @ihatecreepers3590
    @ihatecreepers3590 3 роки тому +42

    I showed this too my dad, and he just looked at me and shook his head.
    Him and his siblings grew up on a farm.
    He has been run over by both of his parents with farm equipment at least twice.

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 3 роки тому +27

    16:01 I love how the car stays out of view so much and then you just notice that your stuck on a whole ass car 🤣

  • @TrinaVanHawkins1
    @TrinaVanHawkins1 3 роки тому +549

    If those three ever did get a farm, this is exactly how it would go for them.

  • @carootto7790
    @carootto7790 3 роки тому +12013

    *As a farmer, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to a farmer's everyday life*

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 роки тому +301

      Edit: I don't know what I was thinking when I made that comment in 2020. I apologies to everyone who had to read that cringe comment.

    • @americandodge5934
      @americandodge5934 3 роки тому +308

      If not harder, I’ve gotten my tractor stuck in quite the predicament with mud before, had a couple break downs, etc. but all in all this is very accurate lmao

    • @holysmokes1077
      @holysmokes1077 3 роки тому +79

      That’s nothing I broke a axle on my tractor

    • @mellymelissaa
      @mellymelissaa 3 роки тому +155

      I am not a farmer

    • @Milkmur
      @Milkmur 3 роки тому +130

      @@mellymelissaa i also am not a farmer

  • @samanthaclark6720
    @samanthaclark6720 Рік тому +17

    2 years later and I still come back to these videos for laughs when I'm feeling down. I know it will make me laugh HARD every single time. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade!

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 2 роки тому +28

    I love how they just dumped a ton if money into leasing 3 tractors and the first thing wade says is "what happens if i wreck this into a car?" Wade is an inspiration to us all

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +561

    Wade: is this what farmers really do?
    Me, who lived in an agricultural developing country: Yes, but with no modern tractors and other complex machinery. JUST BARE HANDS

    • @TotallyNotToby_
      @TotallyNotToby_ 3 роки тому +33

      Only someone with great skill can top a bird with their own hands

    • @G0og1eGugz
      @G0og1eGugz 3 роки тому +10

      My maternal grandparents live of farming the same way, with good ol' handz

    • @Potatofella
      @Potatofella 3 роки тому +1

      are you Algerian
      i am too
      ooooooooohhhhhhh nice

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 роки тому +15

      Man you have my respect and all the farmers in the world I just sit on my ass all day while you guys do this field hardwork every single day

  • @Lyraxdeftones
    @Lyraxdeftones 3 роки тому +461

    Mark taking his clothes off is somehow different and more intense than unus annus

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 3 роки тому +24

      Especially now since Unus Annus no longer exists.

    • @lydielooo
      @lydielooo 3 роки тому +8

      @@JJScene shhhhhh

    • @ashh1476
      @ashh1476 3 роки тому +12

      Memento Mori

    • @certifiedserosimp
      @certifiedserosimp 3 роки тому +14

      @@JJScene
      _Momento No-Mori_
      _Unus Gone-us_

    • @icyscream4282
      @icyscream4282 2 роки тому +1

      @@certifiedserosimp >:’(

  • @margauxmadman
    @margauxmadman 3 роки тому +44

    2:52 _that split second moment that bob almost tripped always gets me_

  • @antismo9998
    @antismo9998 3 роки тому +76

    I feel like at this point people are so desensitized with shirtless Mark after [REDACTED]

  • @christophermateunas7521
    @christophermateunas7521 3 роки тому +4898

    Alternative title: 3 guys learn the harsh realities of farming and the expenses/low prices that come along with it

  • @curiousentity3956
    @curiousentity3956 3 роки тому +3653

    "Is this what farmers really do?"
    "NO. There's no way."
    Me: - laughs in farmer -

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 3 роки тому +163

      Having been raised on a farm and have family with farms seeing those that don’t know anything about farming discover the difficulties of farming always makes me laugh.

    • @davidlarkin1040
      @davidlarkin1040 3 роки тому +35

      @@Davidofthelost what are the most common things people think about farming, but are surprised to actually learn?

    • @natbutter2721
      @natbutter2721 3 роки тому +51

      @@davidlarkin1040 that you can grow something whenever and/or whatever

    • @miss_chrissy
      @miss_chrissy 3 роки тому +65

      @@Davidofthelost honestly same 😂 it was always fun watching my friends give me a 0.0 face when I had to explain my daily chores. Like washing the dishes is nothing compared to what my chores were 😂

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 3 роки тому +38

      Patience Nicole Productions that’s not true, crops take nutrients from the soil to grow so you have to sway around for different crops that put nutrients into the soil again. Often having different plots to diversify what you have.
      So the soil isn’t just worthless to grow those same crops there. Or you have a small harvest from what would be a decent harvest.

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 3 роки тому +56

    Bob's Apple joke went so under appreciated, he is a wordsmith donating his time to the illiterate

    • @yuukiluna694
      @yuukiluna694 5 місяців тому +1

      This is the best sentence I’ve ever seen😂

  • @rodeo9837
    @rodeo9837 3 роки тому +34

    20:10 “I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING” was fucking hilarious

  • @crimsondemon6231
    @crimsondemon6231 3 роки тому +472

    I legit thought Mark was going to play the rest shirtless.

  • @Chronicler9
    @Chronicler9 3 роки тому +587

    "Oh! These are potatoes - these are not wheat!"
    "Who cares."
    Sean: *BATTLE-READY IRISH NOISES*

    • @carstan1173
      @carstan1173 3 роки тому +15

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 3 роки тому +11

      Is it just me, or does jacksepticeye’s perfectly cut screams 2 thumbnail face fit exactly with this?

    • @Mingo-Akuma
      @Mingo-Akuma 3 роки тому +9

      *screams in Gaelic gladiator*

    • @brozieg
      @brozieg 3 роки тому +4

      Faintly in the distance *THE YONKINING HAS BEGUN BROTHERS!*

    • @jacksonandrews8714
      @jacksonandrews8714 3 роки тому +2

      He is.. the GARLIC GLADIATOR

  • @St33lStrife
    @St33lStrife 2 роки тому +13

    'Is this what farmers really do?'
    'Nah. It cant be!'
    Me, who lives in Iowa: Oh, you sweet, innocent cinnamon rolls.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 роки тому +33

    The “Hop on, Mark” gets me every time.

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 3 роки тому +767

    Wade: I'm at 2 viewers everyone left when you said you where getting naked on stream
    Mark: then you should get naked
    Wade: then I would have 0 viewers
    I laughed a bit too hard at that

    • @Charlie-yv3ib
      @Charlie-yv3ib 3 роки тому +2

      Here when this comment had 555 likes

  • @mrthschrt4125
    @mrthschrt4125 3 роки тому +394

    I'm from Germany and died when he said "Achtung". Actually his pronunciation was good but this accent... I love it

    • @xuijinah
      @xuijinah 3 роки тому

      Don't you mean caution

    • @blitzcha0s308
      @blitzcha0s308 3 роки тому +8

      Achtung Baby

    • @hilaryuhs
      @hilaryuhs 3 роки тому

      do you have the timestamp?

    • @randomriley2189
      @randomriley2189 3 роки тому +1

      @@hilaryuhs 1:26

    • @KHGSMel
      @KHGSMel 3 роки тому +1

      @@miumoon4635 so you're constantly warning someone when you sneeze in the philippines

  • @HellionSeeker
    @HellionSeeker 3 роки тому +11

    Every every episode with Mark, Bob, and Wade is just all of them being incredibly passive aggressive for 20-40 minutes.
    I can't get enough.

  • @mitsuruchan1480
    @mitsuruchan1480 3 роки тому +54

    "but.. what if.. my nipples are below the camera?"
    Me: *visibly sweating and hardly questioning my sexuality* oh god

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 3 роки тому +706

    Wade: *”IS THIS WHAT FARMERS REALLY DO?”*
    Farmers: well yes but actually no
    BTW how’s your birthday Mark?

    • @bonbondoesgacha143
      @bonbondoesgacha143 3 роки тому

      Cheapest one

    • @teaganlynch5806
      @teaganlynch5806 3 роки тому +2

      well I don't get pulling out the weeds i know nothing about beets but i farm corn im pretty sure you could just spray herbicide on them

  • @spadehenri8300
    @spadehenri8300 3 роки тому +206

    literally any chance to get shirtless on camera: **exists**
    mark: I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e

  • @slavis2968
    @slavis2968 3 роки тому +12

    I have never laughed so hard at any Mark, Wade and Bob video as this. I hope you guys play this more. Mark rolling down the road with the Beet-o-matic was the most hilarious act I've seen in a game.

  • @monsterwaill
    @monsterwaill 9 місяців тому +3

    wade: "Is this what farmers really do???"
    mark: "No! There is no way!"
    farmers: "Yes, that is the way."

  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 3 роки тому +2225

    Alternate Title:
    "Three City People Try Farming for the First Time"

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 роки тому +53

      Mark isn't from the city. He says "cincinnati" because it's the closest city. I actually used to not live far from Mark. About 15 mins away. Def not city where he lived, but he didn't live on a farm either, so he def is inexperienced. In their defense though, even if you're living in a "farm area" You still don't know how a farm really works unless you actually have one. Ohio has a ton of farms. Where I used to live we had a small farm of animals (no killing) but lived next to big giant farms with massive acres of crops, and I haven't a clue how to work a crop field. I've seen some of the equipment being used, but yeah, you have to live on a big crop farm to be able to know it.Unless you play really realistic simulator games and learn of course. ;)

    • @envrise8293
      @envrise8293 3 роки тому +9

      Honest title more accurate

    • @spencerweber7525
      @spencerweber7525 3 роки тому +17

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 i disagree me and my parents own 3-4 different fields all near diffrent towns and most of the people has a general idea how most things work on farms

    • @sabrinaohira5259
      @sabrinaohira5259 3 роки тому +19

      city slickers**

    • @222iseverywhere
      @222iseverywhere 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah get out of my town devil number

  • @dflaming1371
    @dflaming1371 3 роки тому +565

    Unus Annus: has an episode about the most cursed images awhile back
    Markiplier Cow: didn't exist yet to be the winning contestant

  • @RickRetro00
    @RickRetro00 Рік тому +4

    I'm not a farmer, but I've lived in rural midwest all my life. I can garrentee farmers are not given enough credit for their work. I'm very amused that Mark, Bob, and Wade discovered some things about farming and I hope the viewers did too.

  • @greenbeananimations450
    @greenbeananimations450 Рік тому +4

    Man I wish they did more of this. This is so great. Mark being like I cannot back and the other boys yelling at him is exactly like clarkson farm. 😂

  • @itsarvizian
    @itsarvizian 3 роки тому +241

    "we need to grow iPhones or something"
    "I think apples grow on trees"
    Me: no no he's got a point

  • @curiousentity3956
    @curiousentity3956 3 роки тому +1639

    Mark: "That's the cheapest??!!"
    Me: - laughs in farmer -

    • @natbutter2721
      @natbutter2721 3 роки тому +11

      @@luisaucedo its not much of a joke

    • @milansamra2791
      @milansamra2791 3 роки тому +1

      @@natbutter2721 yea

    • @milansamra2791
      @milansamra2791 3 роки тому +3

      @@luisaucedo its actually kinda true

    • @jeffl.8307
      @jeffl.8307 3 роки тому +10

      @@milansamra2791 you could’ve just said it’s true because it’s not kind of true it’s fully true your taxes are 14,000 for $400 worth of hay there’s a reason why every farmer will use an illegal immigrant for labor if they can it’s because you don’t have to pay them so much more money that you don’t have

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 3 роки тому +17

      @@luisaucedo it's a farming game what you want them to make? Call of Duty jokes?

  • @crazydwfan12
    @crazydwfan12 5 місяців тому +4

    2:00 And to Think that Mark predicted the current Twitch meta going around in 2023, 3 years ago

  • @novaalkronthe1st910
    @novaalkronthe1st910 2 роки тому +14

    2:07 and the chat has gone thirsty

  • @silverlight6074
    @silverlight6074 3 роки тому +274

    Wade: What happens if I wreck this into a car?
    Mark: Do not wreck it into a car. It's a lease.
    Also Mark: *rams Wade twice*

  • @KaeyaAlberich30
    @KaeyaAlberich30 3 роки тому +357

    The viewers that left Wade’s stream were definitely heading over to see a naked Mark lol

    • @Russellfit55
      @Russellfit55 3 роки тому +10

      Unus annus Subscribe to the best youtube channel and you can see mark naked all the time and you wander what that channel name is well it's quite simple and I may have already said it

    • @kaylaryals8227
      @kaylaryals8227 3 роки тому +12

      I’m so sorry wade but marks beauty must be seen by us mere mortals (*^▽^*)

    • @carlz2692
      @carlz2692 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, that was the joke.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +1

      Hi Connor

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 3 роки тому

      If I was there I would've opened mark's stream in a different tab

  • @bluestar8700
    @bluestar8700 3 роки тому +12

    Markiplier: You know, making $5,000 a day is a lot of money
    Me: *cries in farmer*

  • @ShFred
    @ShFred 3 роки тому +8

    18:05 I like Bob's mindset.

  • @brockbot1305
    @brockbot1305 3 роки тому +316

    Mark: *Takes off shirt in his stream*
    Wade’s stream: *literally drops to two viewers*😂

    • @corvid-1950
      @corvid-1950 3 роки тому +40

      They all went to watch mark

    • @shadowfoxy9591
      @shadowfoxy9591 3 роки тому +1

      @@corvid-1950 true 😂

    • @vridia5549
      @vridia5549 3 роки тому +2

      @@corvid-1950 I mean, I can't blame em

  • @littledreamer08
    @littledreamer08 3 роки тому +523

    I can only imagine the chat when Mark started taking off his shirt.

    • @celielolz3842
      @celielolz3842 3 роки тому +10

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @LeGiT4345
      @LeGiT4345 3 роки тому +32

      It was exactly what you're imagining lol

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 3 роки тому +13

      Twitch would never ban him anyway unless he did sumthin real bad

    • @ghostlingbud
      @ghostlingbud 3 роки тому +59

      just checked and there was a lot off “uhh” “i-“ “no” “YES” “oh (my)” “mark (no)” “don’t tell Amy” and also this gem: “nothing better than dudes plowing each other on the farm” so there’s that

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 роки тому +6

      @@ghostlingbud perfect

  • @lynxone9434
    @lynxone9434 2 роки тому +8

    Bob saying "achtung" was funnier than it shouldve been

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 роки тому +4

    Mark: unfolds harvester
    Bob and Wade: the first we heard was a noise like a hurricane from the north, the pines creaked and cracked in the hot, dry wind

  • @travismt0349
    @travismt0349 3 роки тому +756

    As someone who lives on a farm/ranch, this is one of the most stress inducing yet hilarious things I’ve seen in a while. With that said, I wouldn’t recommend driving a trio or tractors through your neighbor’s fields unless you feel like getting shot at.
    Also it’s not polite to unfurl a Beet Annihilator in the middle of the flippin road.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Рік тому +21

      I’m a Texan, and y’all have no idea how many tractor trios I’ve seen driving on actual roads like this. To be fair, they don’t have massive farm equipment attached, but still. Tractors and trucks, that’s the way Texans roll.

    • @gailprobably6165
      @gailprobably6165 Рік тому

      what if i want to be shot at

    • @nakedstatue8517
      @nakedstatue8517 Рік тому +6

      Wtf who just shoots a person...

    • @nyran_the_kitten1758
      @nyran_the_kitten1758 Рік тому +18

      @@nakedstatue8517 someone who lives in Texas. It’s “defending your property”

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 Рік тому +8

      @@nyran_the_kitten1758 And/or "standing your ground"

  • @samrussell2244
    @samrussell2244 3 роки тому +384

    As a farmer, I really appreciate the “Is this what Farmers really do?!”

  • @lifeofroblox2122
    @lifeofroblox2122 3 роки тому +11

    9:42 Mark and friends are the new try guys 🤣🤣

  • @InvisibleMansGrl
    @InvisibleMansGrl 3 роки тому +605

    This video: *Exists*
    Every person that ever studied/worked in agriculture ever: *TWITCHING AND IN DISTRESS*

    • @imnotusingthisanymore2300
      @imnotusingthisanymore2300 3 роки тому +3

      heartofafae stfu

    • @marlyozz458
      @marlyozz458 3 роки тому +20

      @heartofafae
      Lol your not wrong it’s just really interesting to watch it unfold 😂😂

    • @oceankhaleesi7148
      @oceankhaleesi7148 3 роки тому +13

      Dwayne Johnson no u

    • @jaemilz
      @jaemilz 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @gio_therandom2136
      @gio_therandom2136 3 роки тому +12

      As a farmer myself, I want to kill myself with every wrong thing that they do

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 роки тому +851

    Mark: *Shocked by how expensive farming is and how many steps are involved just to grow and harvest crops*
    Me: "This is why farmers should be paid more."

    • @Squidberries
      @Squidberries 3 роки тому +34

      I don't understand why this is the format for 90% of UA-cam comments. Couldn't you just word it like a normal person?
      "Wow, it takes a lot of time and equipment just to farm beets. Farmers should be paid more."

    • @Jumbaler
      @Jumbaler 3 роки тому +71

      @@Squidberries Wording it in meme formats are more popular and draws more attention, it's just a thing people do

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jumbaler i dont think a explanation is necessary

    • @Jumbaler
      @Jumbaler 3 роки тому +27

      I mean, you right, it shouldn't be, but some people don't understand so you gotta break it down for them

    • @CheeseCakePhantom
      @CheeseCakePhantom 3 роки тому +9

      Exactly!
      Kinda hope games like this open people's eyes a little

  • @kaleyscheller3906
    @kaleyscheller3906 3 роки тому +16

    I love that they'e just basically turned into Schrute farms

  • @kimpelletierr94
    @kimpelletierr94 2 роки тому +6

    I could watch an entire 20 episode series of Mark, Bob and Wade playing this game honestly

  • @kenyatheclam2462
    @kenyatheclam2462 3 роки тому +478

    No one:
    Mark: wonders how shirtless he can be on twitch. ....

    • @kxracxtie2865
      @kxracxtie2865 3 роки тому +8

      I wish-

    • @CandyZeRoyal
      @CandyZeRoyal 3 роки тому +7

      Ngl I wonder to-

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 3 роки тому +10

      "No one:" isn't accurate-
      It was Wade saying "we need to take off our shirts"

  • @rachelburton7137
    @rachelburton7137 3 роки тому +177

    20:08 That ominous cinematic music when the harvester turned into a Transformer made it 1000x funnier than it already was

    • @MarthChan
      @MarthChan 3 роки тому +7

      I keep rewatching that part to cheer myself up! It still makes me laugh hard enough to cry.

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 роки тому +5

      I love wade's desperate screams in the background as Mark gets closer to him

    • @MarthChan
      @MarthChan 3 роки тому +1

      @@j.p1183! Yesssss! And then he runs for his life! Beautiful!

    • @viking5736
      @viking5736 3 роки тому

      its actualy a beet collecter and trailer loader. it takes beets from off the ground and puts them into a trailer.

    • @TheTrytix
      @TheTrytix 3 роки тому

      I have to agree that that had to be one of the funniest parts of this whole video...
      But I still got this one question... What is the name of that music?

  • @nocto2857
    @nocto2857 3 роки тому +7

    no matter how many times I watch this playthrough, it never fails to make my day a little bit better. Thanks guys :)

  • @tlaoltjenbruns9580
    @tlaoltjenbruns9580 Рік тому +2

    Bob: We need to start growing iPhones
    also Bob: I think Apples grow on trees
    Legendary content right here. I can imagine my uncle (a retired farmer) saying that.

  • @nyancat2221
    @nyancat2221 3 роки тому +641

    “Ah these are potatoes. This isn’t wheat.”
    “Eh, whatever.”
    Jack, somewhere: **suddenly explodes with patriotic irish rage**

    • @MrJames_Bondage
      @MrJames_Bondage 3 роки тому +18

      Beat me to it ya bastard lol

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 3 роки тому +9

      @@MrJames_Bondage They beat me to it as well.

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 3 роки тому +12

      XDDD omg I had no idea this comment existed and I love it.

    • @The2IdioticRetards
      @The2IdioticRetards 3 роки тому +2

      @@savedname9959 lol same

    • @thebirdnerd
      @thebirdnerd 3 роки тому +4

      I almost disliked because I didn’t think of this first

  • @pitbulls9317
    @pitbulls9317 3 роки тому +410

    I was playing this game solo and just drove tractors into the rivers

  • @AmuroNT1
    @AmuroNT1 4 місяці тому +3

    1:41 Man, this whole conversation about streaming topless on Twitch really became relevant in 2023...

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 2 роки тому +6

    5:48 Wade, immediately entering any vehicle lol.

  • @penguin-sb6hw
    @penguin-sb6hw 3 роки тому +254

    Wade “is this what farmers actually do” mark “no that can’t be true”. me “ huuuuuughhhhhhhh

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 3 роки тому +297

    Aka: "Mark having an existential crisis whilst figuring out how to farm."

  • @puffpyf
    @puffpyf 3 роки тому +8

    17:47 mark had the stop sign

  • @jeffreyedgell3820
    @jeffreyedgell3820 3 роки тому +8

    19:33 this is the moment in which everything begins to fall apart.

  • @waylonperry1982
    @waylonperry1982 3 роки тому +69

    Wade: is this what farmers really do??
    Mark: no there's no way!
    Every Farner watching this: that's about half of what we really do, except for us Everything is real, it's hot, and we have to fix it when it brakes down.

  • @gordatados
    @gordatados 3 роки тому +451

    To everyone, as someone who has driven a semi truck, when reversing with a trailer if you want the trailer to go LEFT, then turn your steering wheel to the RIGHT. Always turn the wheel the opposite direction you want the trailer to go.

    • @taylorgilmore4108
      @taylorgilmore4108 3 роки тому +1

      Absolutely

    • @_k9tron_53
      @_k9tron_53 3 роки тому +4

      Turn right to go left.

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 3 роки тому

      That may work for a game, but it's counterintuitive for driving a semi in real life. In real life, your brain is still aware your body is oriented towards the front. Turning the wheel towards your right shoulder will result in the trailer going in the same direction, so you want to be turning the wheel in whatever direction you want the trailer to turn.
      Not so in games, since you don't have that sense of orientation.

    • @Stalefruitloops
      @Stalefruitloops 3 роки тому +7

      Obi-Wan Kenobi that’s still how it works in real life, it’s an instinct to turn left to go left or turn right to go right, but when there is a trailer attached to your truck and your parking for example if you turn the steering wheel left and back up, the trailer will go right.

    • @TheVictorieeMan
      @TheVictorieeMan 3 роки тому +1

      Great info in the comments this is what i appreciate. Go to Markipliers comments if you want to learn something. It's like the new WIkiHow

  • @PocoMuses
    @PocoMuses 11 місяців тому +2

    Idk why this has become one of the videos I can fall asleep to but here we are

    • @rigop_sketches5650
      @rigop_sketches5650 10 місяців тому +1

      Ikr it's become a comfort vid, it's so freaking funny lol

  • @StickmanChmook
    @StickmanChmook 2 роки тому +2

    Bob: We'll need a plow, harvester, and a sower.
    Mark: How do we get a plowharvester?

  • @mikewazowski471
    @mikewazowski471 3 роки тому +322

    Bob's Apple pun was so stealthy it actually took me a bit to realize it was even there. Bob that was a pun on the scale of the great Wade, God of Puns.

    • @SeriousBusinessman.
      @SeriousBusinessman. 11 місяців тому +5

      I was so disappointed when he got no laughs for that because of how good it was.

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 10 місяців тому

      when