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  • @paul16451
    @paul16451 9 років тому +1543

    Whoever sung this actually has a decent voice and was perfect for the look of this guy.

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 9 років тому +54

      paul16451 I think his name is Jim Meskimen.

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 6 років тому +7

      @depression is for the rich Oh really?

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 6 років тому +8

      @depression is for the rich While that could be true, I wouldn't trust it 100%.

    • @tHarrypy
      @tHarrypy 9 місяців тому

      @@dogman15 he looks like the dude from super size me

    • @justisolated5621
      @justisolated5621 6 місяців тому

      He looks like an old Ben Shapiro ​@@dogman15

  • @NotHAL9000
    @NotHAL9000 3 роки тому +626

    Never heard a song so cynical yet so happy sounding... it's the most epic form of irony.

    • @SebastianRamirez-lx4hz
      @SebastianRamirez-lx4hz Рік тому +9

      It’s a parody of Oh Susanna in fact almost every song of jib jab parody’s old folk songs from America

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 11 місяців тому +4

      If you like that sort of thing, you may wish to check out old songs like "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by Tom Lehrer and the Elizabeth Bordon song by Tom Lehrer [edit/correction: I meant Elizabeth Bordon song by the Chad Mitchell Trio]

    • @hdavis8525
      @hdavis8525 Місяць тому

      A lot of their early stuff is like that.

    • @Unsilence409
      @Unsilence409 Місяць тому

      ​@lethargogpeterson4083
      Tom Lehrer's "That Was The Year That Was" live album full of songs about american politics and culture of 1965, is in a similar caliber of quality as well

  • @marnixmaximus3053
    @marnixmaximus3053 4 роки тому +452

    What I like about the factory downsizing part at 1:08 is that honestly the faces they used really do look like people who are about to lose their job and community. It perfectly nails rustbelt midsized towns falling apart and this was 2004!

  • @susannebole4261
    @susannebole4261 9 років тому +703

    I really do want to laugh at this but it's so true it just makes me want to cry

    • @nascarfanatic2425
      @nascarfanatic2425 4 роки тому +53

      This is actually one time Jib Jab was trying to send a serious message, so it is hard to find funny, honestly, but I still think it was well done.

    • @samswift102
      @samswift102 Рік тому +5

      This actually made me tear up

  • @johnnyvincent2
    @johnnyvincent2 10 років тому +694

    I sing this whenever I go to walmart

    • @johnnyvincent2
      @johnnyvincent2 9 років тому +47

      I cant miss the low prices

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 9 років тому +40

      I hum it while I work...there.

    • @lisaeva4472
      @lisaeva4472 8 років тому +3

      +David Clinton same.

    • @musicbox193
      @musicbox193 7 років тому +23

      Like the song says "they have a price, they aren't free"

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 6 років тому +7

      Lisa Eva thankfully I don’t work there anymore. I was fired last June, and I’m grateful because if they hadn’t, I probably would’ve been there forever wanting to shoot myself.

  • @chefboyardee376
    @chefboyardee376 8 років тому +346

    240p, right in the nostalgia.

  • @GuitarHeroPhenomSux
    @GuitarHeroPhenomSux 11 років тому +352

    After working for Walmart, this video has become more profound.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Місяць тому

      The worst part is, working for Walmart after you've worked fast food makes it seem like a blessing of a job.

  • @Magy09able
    @Magy09able 6 років тому +1673

    It's sad that they stopped posting. They used to do very good videos with political humor.

    • @mgraysonhay
      @mgraysonhay 5 років тому +193

      Magy09able and not only that, they took shots at both sides as well equally. Nowadays it is only right-Wing bashing.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 5 років тому +21

      Why is this channel dead?

    • @prestonplayz935
      @prestonplayz935 5 років тому +5

      facts

    • @bogdog999
      @bogdog999 5 років тому +67

      Another business owns them now, and concentrates on the e-cards.

    • @TheTechCguy
      @TheTechCguy 5 років тому +10

      You can only go far with that before you start running out of ideas.

  • @alexthomson2248
    @alexthomson2248 3 роки тому +640

    When 15 year old satire 100% accurately predicted the state of the US in 2021

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 2 роки тому +35

      Actually, it came out in 2005.

    • @kingcrimp7106
      @kingcrimp7106 2 роки тому +7

      @@finchborat it says 2007 on the description, but idk if they posted it somewhere else first

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 2 роки тому +34

      @@kingcrimp7106 JibJab wasn't on UA-cam at the time this actually came out.

    • @kingcrimp7106
      @kingcrimp7106 2 роки тому +1

      @@finchborat ah ok gotcha

    • @adstalga
      @adstalga 2 роки тому +16

      @@finchborat UA-cam wasn't really a "thing" until some time in 2006

  • @doidoi8544
    @doidoi8544 4 роки тому +253

    Today I had to listen to this song for a college American History homework assignment and answer questions about it and this song is so addicting to listen to. I love the satirical nature of it, the tune, and the guy singing reminds me of a South Park vibe.

    • @MinkMonk
      @MinkMonk Рік тому +9

      Early jibjab stuff is always parodies of very old songs. This is a parody of 'Oh susanna' written in 1848. It has some racist lines so be warned.

    • @EternalEmperorofZakuul
      @EternalEmperorofZakuul Рік тому +1

      ​@@MinkMonkthanks for giving me the name of the song

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Місяць тому

      I am happy this is being taught in curriculum. I personally just found this again randomly, and I work for the big W, it really resonates.

  • @DaesoTheOne
    @DaesoTheOne Рік тому +38

    1:28 this bar is so good I can’t describe why it’s just so good

  • @freshuniversegaming
    @freshuniversegaming 4 роки тому +217

    Funny how this was Walmart at first, but this is Amazon on steroids.

    • @SailorV1234
      @SailorV1234 2 роки тому +8

      I was gonna go with Costco or Target but I like yours better

    • @Manx123
      @Manx123 Рік тому

      No, you dumbass; Amazon, (or the warehouse system used by many companies), is Walmart on steroids.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng Рік тому

      ​@@SailorV1234it's unquestionably Walmart. Not that those companies are any better but Walmart is famous for moving into small towns and wrecking the local economy

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 7 місяців тому

      @@SailorV1234 any 50k square foot building based store

  • @sylvann7501
    @sylvann7501 6 місяців тому +54

    If anyone is wondering, this song is done to the tune of "Oh, Suzanna", a classic folk song

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 5 місяців тому +6

      There's also a weirdly high amount of international translations of Oh Susanna, from (Communist) German to Japanese, look it up here!

    • @maozedong69420
      @maozedong69420 4 місяці тому +2

      And it's racist too

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 4 місяці тому

      @@maozedong69420 based

    • @Shitmaxxing
      @Shitmaxxing Місяць тому

      ​@@maozedong69420makes it even better

    • @TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT
      @TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT 19 днів тому

      @@maozedong69420 false

  • @thegoodmudkip3652
    @thegoodmudkip3652 Рік тому +83

    "I'd always dreamed of running my own local grocery store, then Big Box Mart came and set up shop, and my dreams went through the floor."
    "I can't afford to lower costs, cause I have to make my rent. When competing with Big Business, you can't hope to make a dent."
    "Ooooohhhh, Big Box Mart, why can't you leave us be? You've stolen all our business, wrecked our town's economy."

  • @siobahnhurley85
    @siobahnhurley85 Рік тому +19

    I miss these! It’s funny in an ironic way how accurate this was.

  • @cheezyfriez12
    @cheezyfriez12 Рік тому +53

    My Grandma used to run a thriving little wholesale business until Walmart came around and threw it in the trash. At least she's still doing great but that must've hurt.

  • @rustyshackleford234
    @rustyshackleford234 Рік тому +92

    As someone who lives in an infinite Costco, this is very accurate.

    • @haydenk6459
      @haydenk6459 Рік тому +4

      At least you get hot dogs and pizza cheap, if you don’t get lost that is

    • @Darasilverdragon
      @Darasilverdragon 9 місяців тому +3

      Hey, better than the infinite IKEA

    • @yourcollegedebt8384
      @yourcollegedebt8384 9 місяців тому

      Do they have the same employee things as an Infinite IKEA?

  • @johnmonroe8557
    @johnmonroe8557 Рік тому +44

    this guy was 53 in 2005 when this was released hes 71 now and probably still sweeping ilse 9

    • @michaellyga4726
      @michaellyga4726 5 місяців тому +9

      Nah he’s probably dead because he couldn’t afford a medical bill. The United States of America.

    • @Shitmaxxing
      @Shitmaxxing Місяць тому

      ​@@michaellyga4726eww millennial🤢

    • @BN-xq7lm
      @BN-xq7lm Місяць тому

      ​@@michaellyga4726His kids now probably work at Big Box Mart to pay for the funeral 😂

  • @Podzhagitel
    @Podzhagitel 2 місяці тому +10

    “OH BIG BOX MART!” lives in my head rent free 17 years later

  • @TyfutyDude
    @TyfutyDude 11 років тому +57

    I remember first watching this in kindergarten thinking it was just a hilarious song. Now I'm 15 and I just watched it for the first time in many years and it while still hilarious, has a completely different meaning to me now that I understand the message.

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 2 роки тому +17

      How does it hit at 24

    • @choilive
      @choilive Рік тому +1

      Video still relevant all these years later..

  • @RacheI_YT
    @RacheI_YT 2 роки тому +36

    Deeply moving. Inspired me leave many abusive marriage and move to Brazil. I now own a Walmart store and have 7 amazing children and a dog. God bless! 🙏

    • @anneregan4432
      @anneregan4432 2 роки тому +2

      Amen sister! 🙏-your ex-husband 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e 2 місяці тому

      @@anneregan4432what the hell

  • @alexsosna7180
    @alexsosna7180 9 років тому +266

    The damage is irreversible. Factories will always go to the lowest bidder and China also has the know-how to make cheap crap. We stopped being a industrial country long ago. Now we're a more information and service based country. Also unfortunately its striking millennials hard too. There are a lot of old people being forced to start over with a new career or being pushed out for younger talent, but a lot of people my age cant get a job with their degree, me especially. I think the number is 44%. So the 5% unemployment is a lie. Most of us are forced to work jobs paying 25k or less per year.

    • @nunyabizness3866
      @nunyabizness3866 8 років тому +5

      +C A S Best recomendation is to join the military for 3 years so you can have a shot at government jobs. In the future India will be the new China and im not sure if that is an improvement or not.

    • @kytyngurl2
      @kytyngurl2 8 років тому +5

      Notice how JibJab isn't replying. They are now bought out, cheerleading this very fucking thing.

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf 8 років тому +10

      Well, in fairness to Jib Jab, I think they stopped making videos in 2014.

    • @nunyabizness3866
      @nunyabizness3866 8 років тому +12

      They got big boxmarted.

    • @garrettfornea1088
      @garrettfornea1088 6 років тому

      Basically slave labor at the expense of our paychecks.

  • @petrussian8253
    @petrussian8253 4 роки тому +49

    shits not even political and its wayyyyyyyy better than what jib jab uploads today

    • @Moonstarcakes
      @Moonstarcakes 2 місяці тому

      It is political

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Місяць тому

      Not overtly, but it is. In 2005, outsourcing and the growth of massive retail chains like Walmart were national political talking points.

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 6 місяців тому +16

    This was made before the crash of 2008, oh God.

  • @thekahona
    @thekahona 9 років тому +101

    i remember watching this in high school when it came out

  • @kaalrabistappe
    @kaalrabistappe 16 років тому +29

    "my dreams of retirement has gone up in a blaze
    and ill be scrubbing toilets till they stick me in the grave"
    *sniff sniff*

  • @nicholasmocalis589
    @nicholasmocalis589 11 років тому +427

    Should be a video for every high school economics class. It would teach us about the modern American economic system and how screwed up it is.

    • @TiyaKSahay
      @TiyaKSahay 6 років тому +1

      Nicholas Mocalis I don’t live in America.

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro 5 років тому +3

      Yeah! This coud be very educatinal!
      I coud imagen kids singing everywhere!

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 роки тому +17

      @@TiyaKSahay don't worry, your economy is exactly the same

    • @theodoredalton3355
      @theodoredalton3355 4 роки тому +10

      This video is proof why we need tariffs to defend American workers.

    • @Buildnstack
      @Buildnstack 4 роки тому +24

      @@theodoredalton3355 tariffs literally are the only form of protectionism that doesn't work, it only increases prison for consumers. If you actually wanted to solve the problem you'd put strong arm penalties on businesses that move overseas.

  • @doidoi8544
    @doidoi8544 4 роки тому +18

    I remember back in April 2020 when I had to watch this for my college history class and answer questions about it. Such an addicting song

  • @NorthernWindNut
    @NorthernWindNut 3 роки тому +19

    I am so glad this piece of history is still up. It is little wonder populism made a big comeback

    • @mannhouse8014
      @mannhouse8014 6 місяців тому

      And with it a new wave of authoritarianism. This crap starred with 9/11 and was set in stone by 2008.

  • @FroppyVA
    @FroppyVA 6 місяців тому +10

    I remember doing JibJab and when it had an error it showed a picture of this guy cleaning the toilets 1:48

  • @millsyinnz
    @millsyinnz 2 місяці тому +12

    Now Big Box Mart has been superceded. Ali Express, Temu and Shein have replaced it. Get your stuff shipped straight from China to your door. and the BBM workers are now delivery drivers.

  • @dodec8449
    @dodec8449 8 років тому +1480

    this video is why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are so popular

    • @MusicandGamesandStuf
      @MusicandGamesandStuf 7 років тому +100

      ^tell that to china and the 3rd world. they still use coal.
      if corporations can't bring the work back, we should bar them from the country. the problem with capitalism is that corporations chase capital at the expense of the nation no matter who they screw over. time to give them some consequences for once.

    • @Pixelanon
      @Pixelanon 5 років тому +52

      @@MusicandGamesandStuf >speaking as if all countries have equal levels of industry
      comparing other countries to America is a moot point, every country's industry and economy is different. the key to stimulating the economy and filling the job market is not forcing industrial America to stay, but creating a job market focused on a new America, one based on information and service jobs rather than industrial and building ones. robots and foreign labor will rule the industrial world until foreign labor ceases to be cheap and robots cease to work.
      The problem is these spoiled boomers are too stubborn to accept that their ways of life are disappearing and don't want to adapt to a new way of life, a new industry. the key to prosperity is to accept change and adapt to current times. the way we're going, it looks like technology and computers will rule the market for a very long time. they should learn how to use a computer, the current generation seems to have that down.
      forcing an obsolete industry will not stimulate the economy, it will cause it to chug and eventually flatline while many other countries find their way ahead of us. we don't want to be like China anyway, they barely have an economy.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 5 років тому

      Pixelanon exactly. Labor is going up in China.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 5 років тому +5

      Pixelanon also China’s economy is based on unsustainable debt. 300% Debt to GDP ratio. And that is according to official figures. according to an official from the finance ministry china’s 7% growth rate was entirely fraudulent based on inflating the figures. He said he say trillions of dollars being added to the numbers, with no backing. It wasn’t empty growth like ghost cities or roads that failed, it was non existent growth.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 5 років тому +6

      Pixelanon also we get cheap labor from India, indoesnia, Bangladesh and Pakistan.

  • @tankdempsey558
    @tankdempsey558 Місяць тому +7

    17 years later this is still relevant

  • @Bilal-ls9ob
    @Bilal-ls9ob 3 роки тому +28

    0:43 That guy in the middle is a legend we must protect him at all cost comrades

  • @DylanFergusC
    @DylanFergusC Рік тому +11

    Being a big fan of this when it is modern just made me a weirdo back then, but a dozen years later I'm right.
    I wish it felt better

  • @nileshkumaraswamy2711
    @nileshkumaraswamy2711 Рік тому +7

    JIbjab of all channels created a more succinct depiction of the American experience of globalization than anyone else.

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 7 місяців тому +1

      not globalization, post-reagan america and car centric suburban sprawl

  • @kennethbill6013
    @kennethbill6013 4 роки тому +89

    This is so true. Plus, all those Chinese workers are barely paid, worked like slaves. It also hurts usa/china relations by raising the trade deficits. And Walmart has sold out long ago. So many of the stores are dirty and depressing now. One stop shopping, yes, but poor service. They drive out all the other local stores and monopolize the area.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 4 роки тому +18

      That's what happens in capitalist society's where company's have more rights than people.

    • @koryclarke1991
      @koryclarke1991 4 роки тому +6

      Walmart has a big enemy now though. It’s called Amazon.

    • @pizzajona
      @pizzajona 4 роки тому +12

      China’s not the problem. Unfortunately it’s not that simple. Production is already shifting from there to places like Vietnam Bangladesh because labor is already getting too expensive to manufacture there.

    • @bumperbonnie5721
      @bumperbonnie5721 4 роки тому +6

      @@pizzajona China is now outsourcing labour from Vietnam, kinda ironic isn't it?

    • @pizzajona
      @pizzajona 4 роки тому +5

      @@bumperbonnie5721 yup. That’s why they’re racing to shore up a self sustaining domestic consumer and high tech economy

  • @bobhanner3929
    @bobhanner3929 Рік тому +7

    1:00 Oh look!! Actual cashiers!!! And now they've been fired and replaced too...

  • @jagerbolt90
    @jagerbolt90 11 місяців тому +10

    20 years later, still totally relevant... sadly.

  • @FileNotFound404
    @FileNotFound404 Рік тому +10

    for 2007 this is an amazing skit

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith Рік тому +12

    as someone who works for a japanese company, i almost feel like i'm on the other side of this
    they outsourced their jobs to US, sure it's yamazaki and akihiko at the boardroom back in nagoya but in the actual factories it's bill from iowa and paul from ohio running the machines

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Місяць тому

      And nobody but corporate is making the money they would be if they were manufacturing within and for their own countries.

  • @danhobson24
    @danhobson24 20 днів тому +5

    If he was actually 53 when this video was made that would make him 70 now

    • @maozedong69420
      @maozedong69420 8 днів тому +1

      He is probably still there working

    • @Myname12342
      @Myname12342 6 днів тому

      It truly is heartbreaking to see someone who has devoted their life to work, especially in their golden years. The image of that sweet old man at the Walmart, tirelessly scrubbing toilets and sweeping aisle nine, tugs at the heartstrings. It's a poignant reminder of the harsh reality many face: sacrificing their time and health just to make ends meet. The fact that you tip him so generously speaks volumes about your compassion for those who are often overlooked. His endless dedication and innocence deserve recognition and respect. May we all remember to honor and support those who give so much, often without acknowledgment.

    • @danhobson24
      @danhobson24 6 днів тому

      @ I agree with you. That store has 94+ isles in there. If you watch the part of the video where they say “we used to be your customers, now we’re your employees” and look closely you’ll see what I’m talking about.

  • @CommandLineVulpine
    @CommandLineVulpine 8 років тому +36

    I don't know why it took me so long to think this...
    Is that Paul Blart?

  • @PrincessAshley972
    @PrincessAshley972 4 роки тому +13

    God, over 13 years later and i still have this song memorized! I really must have played this a lot when i was young. This website was so good back then!

  • @GreatMewtwo
    @GreatMewtwo 3 роки тому +15

    At American Industries, you're either in management or in CHEAP FOREIGN LABOR.

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 3 роки тому +3

      YES. Or in the line between management and cheap foreign labor ie the supply chain/truck driver

    • @HerrDavido
      @HerrDavido 9 місяців тому

      ​@@the_expidition427 naw that is outsourced

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 6 років тому +28

    🎵
    Oh Big Box Mart
    What have you sold to me?
    We used to be your Customers now we're your Employees
    Oh Big Box Mart
    My paycheck reminds me
    Your everyday Low Prices
    Have a price
    2:09
    They
    2:10
    Aren't
    2:12
    FREEEEEEEEE!

  • @Tyrantking-9380
    @Tyrantking-9380 3 роки тому +7

    For anyone who wants to know the song they parodied was "Oh! Susanna"

  • @key_of_destiny4712
    @key_of_destiny4712 10 років тому +59

    I Just found these guys and I'm glad I did!! They have amazing political humor that puts me on the floor every time!! This video is a perfect example of how big corporate businesses like Wal-Mart and Target have completely destroyed American industry, but the blame isn't 100% on the corporates which is why I'm glade they added the ginger meant in this video. It was a great representation of how our government is powerless to and/or never attempts to stop them. There are one too many broken, run down, and deserted factories across the state. We rely too much on cheap international labor, and it's secretly crippling our country. I say secretly because we haven't even see the true nature of the said crippling. We only need two countries to embargo us; China and Saudi Arabia. If those countries embargoed us, we buckle in faster then a burning building. It would destroy us. It's time to stop the madness Washington. Either limit the trade or force big businesses to give better pay to the broken spirited but still hard working Americans. Let's get the nation back on track.

    • @key_of_destiny4712
      @key_of_destiny4712 10 років тому +7

      When it says "ginger meant" in this comment it's cause my damn phone's autocorrect hates me!! GOVERNMENT is what it should say

    • @TheDutchGhost
      @TheDutchGhost 9 років тому

      Key_Of_Destiny47 The 'eat up martha's' are still quite present (Simpsons referecen)
      Was already thinking; ginger meant?

    • @dannygilliam3532
      @dannygilliam3532 9 років тому

      Key_Of_Destiny47 aye, unfortunatley no one in govt. will ever read this post and even if they did they wouldnt care cuz wal-mart gives them tons of money to not care

    • @smh9902
      @smh9902 9 років тому +1

      +Key_Of_Destiny47 A Chinese embargo would not cripple the US, it would spur re-industrialization.

    • @sominboy2757
      @sominboy2757 8 років тому

      I'm pretty sure I found taylor swift in the red car

  • @lacintag5482
    @lacintag5482 5 років тому +102

    Now with Amazon it's the same but 20x worse, and instead of outsourced labour, it's automation.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 5 років тому +19

      No wonder employees are protesting. This is why I hate capitalism. It gives superstores, corporations, and cars more rights than people. Business is meant to serve people, not rule over them.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 4 роки тому +6

      @@melon10177 You think yourself a patriot? You're a nationalist. And they bring nothing but trouble.

    • @unfunnyusername9719
      @unfunnyusername9719 4 роки тому +7

      @@melon10177 List of capitalist utopias:
      Somalia
      Syria
      The Democratic Republic Of Congo
      The Central African Republic
      South Sudan
      Afghanistan
      Belarus
      Iran

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 3 роки тому +3

      @@godzillavkk you don't hate capitalism you hate corporatisism. Corporatism is monopolizing your company and all taking all the rights from the people for personal money and gain. We live in corporatism now

    • @daesal4103
      @daesal4103 3 роки тому

      @@godzillavkk Imagine still thinking politics as Democrat vs Republican.

  • @P0rk_Sinigang
    @P0rk_Sinigang 16 років тому +8

    It's a good thing that Wal-Mart's prices are so cheap that even the un-employed and almost-un-employed can shop there!
    Good ol' Big Box Mart.

  • @thatonelordnerd9693
    @thatonelordnerd9693 6 років тому +14

    Remember when Californians got asked "Paper or plastic?" Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @AJiguess_
    @AJiguess_ 26 днів тому +2

    Who tf was gatekeeping mid 2000s jib jab from me this is fire

  • @patricktravis1720
    @patricktravis1720 11 років тому +34

    Oh Susanna perfect tune for this

    • @wickediceking7242
      @wickediceking7242 9 років тому

      Patrick Travis I was wondering if anyone picked up on the song

    • @patricktravis1720
      @patricktravis1720 8 років тому

      +Wicked Ice King of course i did it's one of my favorite songs

    • @maxwellsings
      @maxwellsings 3 роки тому

      I thought it was big iron 💀

  • @NFG-Nero
    @NFG-Nero 8 років тому +63

    omg, i watched it last time almost 8 years ago :-:

    • @agentfungus9742
      @agentfungus9742 8 років тому +6

      NFG: It hasn't gotten much better, has it? I always think of this song. It's as relevant now as it was back then.

    • @jqaz722
      @jqaz722 7 років тому +2

      God bless Donald Trump

    • @MaroonGoon8629
      @MaroonGoon8629 4 роки тому

      @J Qaz I hope he wins 2020

    • @franko8408
      @franko8408 3 роки тому

      @@jqaz722 well this one didn’t age well did it

    • @Moonstarcakes
      @Moonstarcakes 2 місяці тому

      ​@@franko8408Well he made a comeback

  • @evan9-g5b
    @evan9-g5b 2 місяці тому +11

    This aged well

  • @knotsandcrosses1
    @knotsandcrosses1 3 місяці тому +8

    God I miss the old internet

  • @JayWatson-p2j
    @JayWatson-p2j 6 днів тому +1

    Watching this now that I've spent a year in retail, I actually get it. As a kid, it was just oh, he bought a lot of stuff, ha ha. Oh how innocent I was.

  • @therealmeowkitty
    @therealmeowkitty Рік тому +27

    I like how accurately this describes modern day capitalism

    • @wut
      @wut Рік тому +3

      tru

    • @NicoTheGreat5
      @NicoTheGreat5 9 місяців тому +3

      This has always been the case

  • @ericburow6436
    @ericburow6436 2 роки тому +4

    FACT: The same year this was released, so was a documentary called "Wal-Mart: the High Cost of Low Price."

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer 4 роки тому +9

    this song should be updated with Amazon

  • @Neotokyo6
    @Neotokyo6 9 років тому +68

    is 8 years since first post.
    yet they still never learn.

    • @Oblitherator28
      @Oblitherator28 9 років тому +1

      +Neotokyo6 IIRC, this was from around 2000 on the jibjab site, just uploaded to youtube in 07

    • @dirkjeremycruzmaguyon6463
      @dirkjeremycruzmaguyon6463 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oblitherator28 So, it's 20 years

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 7 місяців тому

      @@Oblitherator28 yeah in the late 90s and real early 2000s, it was popular to make fun of dumb car centric markets

  • @jimgray7402
    @jimgray7402 2 роки тому +11

    I forgot I was one of the faces in this 😆

    • @z3roalpha
      @z3roalpha 2 роки тому +3

      Story of how that happened?

  • @altaiclucario
    @altaiclucario 3 роки тому +16

    Before tge firewall came down in China i remembered finding this video and showing to my friends. It was morbidly grim, it was reality for many of us in our small city. We laughed but we knew we would join our parents at the plantation or factory someday. A decade and a half later all my classmates are in a stonemason factory but i was spared. I got a chance to study overseas and work with an english company and see the opposite of that reality of retirees in the west working their golden years away.

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 3 роки тому +1

      Globalization has truly caused a sad state of affairs

  • @calebteachey3332
    @calebteachey3332 Місяць тому +4

    The main difference between then and now is that now there's only one aisle open instead of a line of them.

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 3 роки тому +17

    “What radicalized you” this. I knew all the words when I was 6 years old.

  • @t1junox
    @t1junox 13 років тому +7

    I sing this every time i walk into Walmart. Every time. For almost the last 4 years.

  • @BoogsterSU2
    @BoogsterSU2 13 років тому +7

    This is what you get when you combine Wallmart, Big Lots, and all of the miscellaneous big box retailers at once.

  • @matthewrhodes3804
    @matthewrhodes3804 4 роки тому +72

    Boomer: My dreams of retirement have gone up in a blaze. Millenial: My dreams of living have gone up in a blaze

    • @titanup2280
      @titanup2280 4 роки тому +4

      Please just delete UA-cam

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 4 роки тому +2

      Zoomer: It's time for making some MONEY

    • @realkingofwales3917
      @realkingofwales3917 4 роки тому +4

      For once the plight of boomers is a acknowledged, but you make it about millennials again.

    • @matthewrhodes3804
      @matthewrhodes3804 4 роки тому

      @@realkingofwales3917 What's your plight again?

    • @realkingofwales3917
      @realkingofwales3917 4 роки тому +2

      @@matthewrhodes3804 I aint a boomer. I’m a zoomer. But unlike someone I have empathy and don’t make everything about myself.

  • @sproy1
    @sproy1 15 років тому +15

    0:42
    He NEEDS a garden gnome?

    • @ConnorRB
      @ConnorRB 4 роки тому +3

      Uh yeah bro.

  • @srelane
    @srelane 17 років тому +4

    Pure Brilliance!
    Its both hilarious and insightful, highlighting a major problem today...

  • @timoconnor970
    @timoconnor970 3 місяці тому +6

    This couldn’t have been more perfect jeez

  • @dinabrown6529
    @dinabrown6529 4 роки тому +95

    Reap what you sow america. This parody was made over a decade ago and you see the price you pay for shipping manufacturing overseas. As long as our government including our presidents are in bed with big money corporations this will be your life.

    • @someedgyaccount3589
      @someedgyaccount3589 3 роки тому +3

      Trump grew manufacturing the fastest since the 90s until Covid. His policies of low taxes and regulation while having tariffs to have incentive to stay seemed to work

    • @JosephSullivan1979
      @JosephSullivan1979 3 роки тому +7

      @@someedgyaccount3589 Right and yet somehow the trade deficit hit new heights.

    • @someedgyaccount3589
      @someedgyaccount3589 3 роки тому +4

      @@JosephSullivan1979 trade deficits aren’t necessarily a bad thing

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +1

      @@someedgyaccount3589 actually trade deficits are a bad thing. they make china grow and grow and grow. also with trumps politic of sanktioning evrybody he hit the american indutry and the european pretty hard. we should work together against china, even with russia.

    • @thepracticalinvestor2386
      @thepracticalinvestor2386 3 роки тому +1

      @@JosephSullivan1979 after the pandemic struck. Overall the trade deficits started to decrease under him.

  • @xx_pjlikesmusic_xx
    @xx_pjlikesmusic_xx Місяць тому +8

    You will eat ze bugs
    You will live in ze pod
    You will own nothing and be happy

  • @acebrandon3522
    @acebrandon3522 Рік тому +13

    That never gets old. Wish they still made political humor.. Miss the old JIBJAB.

  • @djtrixen
    @djtrixen 16 років тому +7

    I'm proud to say that I haven't shopped in a Wal-Mart in over 3 years. I haven't bought so much as a pack of gum there, and never will again.

  • @unknownninja4430
    @unknownninja4430 Місяць тому +4

    Now it’s Amazon fulfillment centers with prime customers working there

  • @alexanderbanos8125
    @alexanderbanos8125 4 роки тому +9

    They used Culver City's Target storefront (the one at Jefferson Blvd) for Big Box Mart!

  • @JonathanHeydh-vy4yw
    @JonathanHeydh-vy4yw Місяць тому +3

    There is a old cree Indian proverb or saying Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money.”

  • @JurassicRaptor1993
    @JurassicRaptor1993 3 роки тому +5

    This is perhaps the darkest satire ever written.

  • @conoba
    @conoba 16 років тому +4

    I am going to learn the lyrics. Nothing better than a happy song about a sad topic.

  • @godzillavkk
    @godzillavkk 2 роки тому +6

    You know, one of the reasons the Roman Empire fell, was because the gap between the rich and poor grew so vast, that roman farmers became medieval serfs. And the employee/client relationship transformed into the lord and vassal relationship. Sound similar to what the bourgeoisie are doing to proleteriat's like me? I would rather die then be a serf who's owned by my landlord.

    • @filozof90
      @filozof90 Рік тому

      Globalization is built upon free movement of the capital and people. Another misguided opinion form you, please stick to the Simpsons videos.

  • @MultiRobotnik
    @MultiRobotnik 4 роки тому +4

    If he was 53 in 2005, he is definitely a baby boomer.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 4 роки тому +6

      You're correct. He would've been born in 1952, definitely in the boomer range. Also, he would be a few months younger than my mom. She was born at the end of 1951.

  • @ShonenXIV
    @ShonenXIV 5 років тому +3

    1:11 , now I understand why the guy who drove an SUV took it in the rump is pissed XD

  • @sorrowfulxsoul
    @sorrowfulxsoul 6 років тому +20

    "Your everyday low prices have a price, they aren't free." yikes...

  • @ScrubmanLowell
    @ScrubmanLowell 6 років тому +21

    I remember watching this on a field trip at a Paper factory for Boy Scouts! I’ve had it stuck in my head for years! 😂

  • @angrymoose3383
    @angrymoose3383 4 роки тому +17

    We need to crush the big box marts between taxation and incentives for small businesses.

    • @thepracticalinvestor2386
      @thepracticalinvestor2386 3 роки тому +2

      You need to strike at the source of the problem and the source of the problem is consumerism. Americans on average spend two-four times as much on cheap crap as Europeans or other nations do. Additionally, American’s aren’t that good at saving their paychecks like people in China are.

  • @stripervince1
    @stripervince1 4 роки тому +3

    Absolutely should win some creativity awards, factual hilarious, and talented graphics music and just great little video. All the jib jab originals

  • @NaNa-kj2gw
    @NaNa-kj2gw 6 років тому +4

    13 years since Jibjab made great content

  • @GHC3
    @GHC3 Рік тому +9

    What is friegtening to me is now you have companies like Temu, who hace completely cut out the intermediaries and will leave everyone unemployed just to get those impossibly low prices. Literally from sweatshop factory to your door.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Місяць тому

      I feel like Temu products speak for themselves. That crap makes Walmart stuff look like expensive designer retail.

  • @dominicpodom
    @dominicpodom 16 років тому +9

    I did not laugh because it really disturbed me when I thought about it and realized that this is essentially what is happening. People using credit cards and racking up debt, shopping at the very places (not just walmart) that destroy their jobs. Very good satire.

  • @johngiles6376
    @johngiles6376 Рік тому +5

    I remember watching this on mini clip back in 2004. lol

  • @Liam-Carlson
    @Liam-Carlson Місяць тому +3

    1:13-1:27 American deindustrialization explained in 14 seconds.

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 2 роки тому +4

    now we still have big box mart domination but everything costs 4x more than it did twenty years ago

  • @cormmal538
    @cormmal538 12 років тому +9

    That poor poor man, I feel so sor...Hey there's a sale in aisle 9!

  • @lwbrian
    @lwbrian 3 роки тому +5

    and then the age of e-commerce comes into the surface, and they can't even work in "BIG BOX MART" anymore but wander

  • @railroadmillion681
    @railroadmillion681 Рік тому +7

    I wonder why JibJab don't make anymore videos like this anymore?

  • @Cleopas82
    @Cleopas82 13 років тому

    @UncleIrv Thank you for posting, I was going to go into a diatribe about how this is not substantiated in actual modern economics, but you've taken care of that. Man so glad to see not everyone out there is a lemming. "Blarg, Hate Wal-Mart", "Blarg, Free Market Bad", "Blarg, Competition Hurt"

  • @SailorV1234
    @SailorV1234 2 роки тому +4

    Sang this in my head when I cashiered at Wally World

  • @whyuhatan
    @whyuhatan 11 років тому +34

    Walmart in a nutshell

    • @cuby980
      @cuby980 11 років тому +6

      You know what they do? They pay their employees minimum wage then teach them how to get the government to support them with this trust fund or something. Yet even with that its still not enough to live on.

    • @jjfrantz
      @jjfrantz 11 років тому +1

      Lord Cuby"this trust fund or something"? Uhh ok

    • @redcomic619
      @redcomic619 4 роки тому

      Lord Cuby What?

    • @redcomic619
      @redcomic619 4 роки тому

      Okie Doki Okie Doki

  • @Smiley6669
    @Smiley6669 15 років тому +4

    This is 1 of my favorite JibJab videos.
    I've watched this dozens of times and just noticed, is that OJ at 0:43?