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  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 4 роки тому +3319

    Ah yes, the three species of Americans:
    Republicans
    Democrats
    Dick Cheney

    • @trilogy7one
      @trilogy7one 3 роки тому +114

      My gender is W Bush

    • @khaos9849
      @khaos9849 3 роки тому +70

      @@trilogy7one mine is Obama.

    • @trilogy7one
      @trilogy7one 3 роки тому +37

      @@khaos9849 i'd like my gender to be Obama but I can only have 1 gender

    • @ZukoHalliwell
      @ZukoHalliwell 3 роки тому +15

      Is Dick Cheney even human?

    • @Baconnoodles
      @Baconnoodles 3 роки тому +19

      Jeb

  • @excitemike6582
    @excitemike6582 4 роки тому +9647

    Wow, the mid 2000's feels like a completely different era compared today

    • @soco2020
      @soco2020 4 роки тому +715

      iIt pretty much is now lol. I don't even feel like I'm living in the same country I grew up in anymore.

    • @glovesflared
      @glovesflared 4 роки тому +389

      It is, it was the peak of the now failing American Empire

    • @harshbansal7982
      @harshbansal7982 4 роки тому +176

      glovesflared that was the 90s in my opinion

    • @normalplayer7377
      @normalplayer7377 4 роки тому +12

      Indeed

    • @TheGreatWerebear
      @TheGreatWerebear 4 роки тому +104

      @@TheNews1990 This is from the 2004 election. Gore ran in 2000.

  • @potatoman675_9
    @potatoman675_9 3 роки тому +6050

    Guys, don’t let COVID distract from this fact
    *John Kerry won three purple hearts*

    • @haappysab2677
      @haappysab2677 3 роки тому +198

      And yes he won it trice

    • @somemong8349
      @somemong8349 3 роки тому +167

      he also shot himself in the foot to get out the military, he doesnt deserve those 3 purple hearts

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 роки тому +34

      @@somemong8349 ayyy George

    • @somemong8349
      @somemong8349 3 роки тому +14

      @@blagoevski336 yes its me

    • @jonasmejerpedersen4847
      @jonasmejerpedersen4847 3 роки тому +8

      @@somemong8349 allegedly

  • @brocky70
    @brocky70 3 роки тому +1841

    "You can't say nuclear, that really scares me"
    Years later that line stills cracks me up

    • @TomatoVixen1
      @TomatoVixen1 2 роки тому +64

      "Sometimes a brain can...come in quite handy" - that's still my favorite!

    • @winniethepoohchinesepresident
      @winniethepoohchinesepresident 2 роки тому +42

      But it’s not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts

    • @Zenjirou-Fighter
      @Zenjirou-Fighter 2 роки тому +5

      This land will surely vote for me

    • @ShurlockHolmes
      @ShurlockHolmes 2 роки тому +11

      It's a double whammy. Bush couldn't say nuclear but if you even mentioned anything related to Nuclear Weapons John Kerry would prob be scared outta his mind 🤣

    • @buzzbuzzluke
      @buzzbuzzluke 2 роки тому +16

      @sirin hamza Bush always pronounced it as "nuke-uler" rather than "nuclear"

  • @TheMagicCrafter
    @TheMagicCrafter 4 роки тому +4349

    *PLEASE* bring these political JibJabs back for the 2020 election. Pretty sure we deserve one after so many years!

    • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
      @KyleHarrisonRedacted 4 роки тому +233

      Sadly, they straight up said they aren't making anymore original cartoons. Their eCard business is very lucrative and doesn't incite political warfare around it

    • @electricv564
      @electricv564 4 роки тому +80

      @@KyleHarrisonRedacted this is super unpolitical and favors nobody.

    • @anamarvelo
      @anamarvelo 4 роки тому +126

      @@electricv564 this is all about poltics, it just does not take a side

    • @electricv564
      @electricv564 4 роки тому +44

      @@anamarvelothat's what I meant. I just phrased it wrong. Sorry.

    • @johnvannostrand7612
      @johnvannostrand7612 4 роки тому +88

      @@KyleHarrisonRedacted Seeing how anything can potentially offend anyone these days, and the drama involved with that, I see why JibJab backed off.

  • @SpikeLanta
    @SpikeLanta 3 роки тому +693

    when Joe Biden just announced that he wants John Kerry for his cabinet member this is the first thing that came to mind LOL

    • @Chucklenutz67
      @Chucklenutz67 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 3 роки тому +38

      I only remembered who John Kerry was cause of this video😂

    • @Kaheksajalg
      @Kaheksajalg 3 роки тому +33

      Did you know he won 3 Purple Hearts?

    • @gachanimestudios8348
      @gachanimestudios8348 3 роки тому +6

      @@calico9046 I only knew about him cuz of this video

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 Рік тому

      @@Kaheksajalgwow, really?

  • @armin8494
    @armin8494 4 роки тому +3150

    Don't let this video distract you from the fact that John Kerry won 3 purple hearts

    • @PRAVEEN60445
      @PRAVEEN60445 3 роки тому +42

      Thanks for the reminder

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 3 роки тому +73

      Wait, how many hearts did he win?

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 3 роки тому +2

      And all that proves is that he’s really bad at not getting his ass shot at.

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 3 роки тому +27

      @@Hoshimaru57 where and when have you served!? Which branch, how long, and was it active duty!?

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 3 роки тому +18

      @@Hoshimaru57 Don’t even try talking sh*t about a war veteran, you freak

  • @leviathanmist
    @leviathanmist 3 роки тому +693

    These guys actually got sued for this parody. According to the record label who owns "This Land Is Your Land", the parody "caused substantial harm to the value of the song." Typical record companies being assholes.
    17 years later, I'm still mad about this.

    • @cl22396
      @cl22396 2 роки тому +43

      There was a settlement, they both had suits against each other. Very odd case

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 Рік тому +32

      I thought that song was public domain.

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 Рік тому +1

      @@dakotastein9499 Not many people even know what the public domain is anyway. Anything in the public domain is from two centuries ago. Out of popularity. And everything created today is copyright locked for the next coming century. Not much creativity is really found and allowed today.
      All thanks to the Walt Disney company.
      Somebody prove me wrong.

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 Рік тому +64

      ​@@dakotastein9499The song was copyrighted by Woody Guthrie, and his estate currently owns the rights. However, one of his provisions of the copyright was that no one has to pay royalties for the song. This is actually what saved Jib Jab from the lawsuit.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 7 місяців тому +13

      The estate of that pinko Woody Guthrie probably didn’t like that they made fun of both sides.

  • @warwagon
    @warwagon 8 років тому +4326

    I love how Bill Clinton Gets slapped in every song!

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 8 років тому +71

      +Adam Bottjen
      But still better to vote Bernie then Hillary

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 8 років тому +21

      +Lothar Scholz If you want the republicans to win....

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 8 років тому +30

      halleck3 Absolute the opposite. Democrats are only close to a win and if its not Bernie many of his supporters will not care at all and not go to vote so the Democrats will lose. Also the polls are saying you are wrong.
      And i think even president Trump would be better then Hillary so i'm scared even little.

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 8 років тому +7

      I think I'm going to need some evidence of that. History shows that the candidate who can win the middle is usually the winner, and the one farther to the wings is usually the loser (see: Reagan, Kerry, Dukakis, etc.) Why would you think Sanders would have a better chance than Hillary, when he's obviously farther left?

    • @yogibear5083
      @yogibear5083 8 років тому +25

      Now we just need to get Hilary slapped!

  • @stonewall2869
    @stonewall2869 6 років тому +4619

    this is what political humor should be

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 6 років тому +37

      *Superjmstone *This is what political humor should be.

    • @tbewin
      @tbewin 5 років тому +57

      and if you look at the comment threads, most everyone is in agreement then some liberal jackass always chimes in that republicans should be made fun of because of ect ect ect, what a truly vile group those people are

    • @mariogamefreak1
      @mariogamefreak1 5 років тому +60

      superjmstone at least it makes fun of both sides

    • @danielisarnon1280
      @danielisarnon1280 5 років тому +39

      Yes, libtards ruin everything.

    • @badwolf9956
      @badwolf9956 4 роки тому +39

      Daniel Isarnon Republicans cry and whine whenever somebody criticizes or mocks their daddy Donald.

  • @cmiller9800
    @cmiller9800 4 роки тому +405

    1:24 sixteen years later and the Howard Dean screech is still amazing

    • @brianb8060
      @brianb8060 4 роки тому +21

      That's what all the voters were wondering.

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 Місяць тому +9

      Regardless of party, I think it’s stupid that it was that scream that cost him the 2004 nomination.

    • @_Mutto_
      @_Mutto_ 12 днів тому +1

      @@bighand1530It didn’t lose him the primary. Dean was losing handily right up to the scream.

    • @retromom5421
      @retromom5421 11 днів тому

      It shows he's a power mad loon. But since he's a Dem, I repeat myself

  • @tTheParakeet
    @tTheParakeet Рік тому +195

    I love how light-hearted this was. It’s not mean, it doesnt bully anyone. its just silly.

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz 11 місяців тому +1

      The fascists were still hiding it reasonably well back then

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes

    • @Vydio
      @Vydio 3 місяці тому

      Yes, the leader of the free world is calling his opponent Herman Munster. His opponent responds with You're dumb as a doorknob. Fun stuff.

    • @Kreuzfahrer
      @Kreuzfahrer 2 місяці тому +18

      Yeah, but upsettingly, it can’t be this way because campaign issues have changed so drastically away from policy especially for repubs
      2004; Iraq, Tax Breaks, Civil Unions
      2024; Hyper-Protectionism, No Government and Big Government, Krill Every Queer Person
      Upsetting.

    • @serfcityherewecome8069
      @serfcityherewecome8069 21 день тому

      @@personzorz Yep. At the time, I liked that it showed "unity", even in jest, and gave us all a break from all the leftist hate, but it turns out their only "unity" was against US all along.

  • @thespicypolitician8905
    @thespicypolitician8905 3 роки тому +2187

    It is funny how JibJab is more unbiased than our news sources, something we need and should bring back.

    • @sailorsun1513
      @sailorsun1513 3 роки тому +32

      It's funny, and kinda sad at the same time, honestly.

    • @fenderstratADHD
      @fenderstratADHD 3 роки тому +36

      I hope they do new videos with Trump and Biden

    • @edvardisayan1025
      @edvardisayan1025 3 роки тому +2

      Laughs in Fox

    • @californiaslastgasp6847
      @californiaslastgasp6847 3 роки тому +20

      Was...JibJab’s 2020 video was a Trump-hatefest.

    • @coleomantenforty8747
      @coleomantenforty8747 3 роки тому +48

      @@californiaslastgasp6847 It's kind of hard to stay unbiased when it comes to trump.

  • @ve6741
    @ve6741 2 роки тому +164

    The part with Clinton saying "what didado?" always makes me laugh loud sometimes to tears. That is one heck of a parody with hilarious lyrics. The folks at jibjab are masters of comedy.

  • @HellHoundTSO
    @HellHoundTSO 3 роки тому +934

    I know we have our disagreements and all but just remember one thing, America...
    John Kerry won three Purple Hearts

  • @1ThreeSeven
    @1ThreeSeven 2 роки тому +716

    I remember waiting at least 20 minutes for this to load over my dial-up connection. The next day, all of my friends were quoting it at school, calling each other “liberal wieners” and “UN pussies,” not really knowing what it meant. Simpler times.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 2 роки тому +10

      you didn't know what was going on back then. If you were adults back then, you'd probably had traumatic flashbacks to that time period.

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt Рік тому +23

      @@lol-ih1tl huh? America was on top of the world back then, we were all too caught up in post-Cold War and later post-9/11 victory disease to be much concerned with domestic politics, much less be “traumatized” over it. The closest thing to polarizing was the Defense of Marriage Act, which was really just political pandering by Bush to social conservatives and evangelicals, who had criticized Bush during his first term for being too far to the left on policies such as No Child Left Behind (this was a product of a very centrist cabinet, comprised mainly of pro-business conservatives and socially liberal neoconservatives - there really was not a social conservative anywhere to be found in the Bush administration, demonstrating the era’s lack of polarization.) Some deride the era as the “uniparty” and there are policies from the era that can be criticized (chiefly a naïvety about the CCP and allowing the PRC into the WTO), but overall America was confident and outward-looking rather than being caught up in culture war nonsense or racial strife.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl Рік тому +2

      @@TheLocalLt polarization is caused by conservatives opposing change because to them equality feels like oppression. When there is no polarization, it usually means that everyone is conservative on social issues.

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt Рік тому +7

      @@lol-ih1tl did you read anything I said about DOMA? That debate led to the advancement of equality in the form of both numerous states legalizing gay marriage, as well as a Supreme Court judgement essentially granting that right in all other states.
      Listen, I’m a social liberal and I like social progress, not only is it good for people on an individual level but it’s good for America as a whole; there are few things more dangerous than a stagnant society without progress. However there are also few things more dangerous than revolutionary rhetoric calling for the overthrow of society: tearing down Rome doesn’t help anyone out, all it does is make everyone equally miserable.
      And for the record, I also feel the same way about the danger of election denialism, so this is not a partisan thing.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 Рік тому

      Yep those were good times back in Elementary School

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 9 років тому +2338

    still funny, and i feel like it pokes fun without being overly one sided

    • @administracaounib5222
      @administracaounib5222 8 років тому +43

      Yeah it's a very good video

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 7 років тому +118

      Pretty much. If only that approach was still in use today...

    • @mytruepower2
      @mytruepower2 7 років тому +84

      I think that's why it became so popular, so fast. Unlike most media stuff, you're not barred from enjoying the humor if you don't hold the political position of the creators.

    • @reeseman1932
      @reeseman1932 7 років тому +103

      One of the jib jab brothers was republican the other was a Democrat

    • @SAdventist
      @SAdventist 6 років тому +35

      Exactly!! Everything is so anti Republican now a days people can't enjoy it.

  • @evanhammerman616
    @evanhammerman616 8 років тому +635

    I first heard this on the radio, (just the audio, of course) driving home from work. I was laughing so hard, I almost drove off the road.
    Then I got home, fired up my 56K modem, and after ten minutes had downloaded the whole thing.
    I was laughing so hard my chest ached the next day.

    • @cubsfan97
      @cubsfan97 8 років тому +33

      I remember waiting for it to load on my dial up connection. God I hated AOL so much.

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 5 років тому +2

      I have to laugh at you yanks for still sporting dial up in 2008!! For a country that brags about being the best, you sure come up short in the net speeds! By 2008 we were on 5Mbps cable!

    • @heatherhoefer9319
      @heatherhoefer9319 5 років тому +38

      @@Biden_is_demented This video is for the 2004 election..not 2008.

    • @checkyoursix5623
      @checkyoursix5623 5 років тому +5

      I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg ...

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 4 роки тому +8

      @@Biden_is_demented it was originally Uploaded in 2004.

  • @autofox1744
    @autofox1744 4 роки тому +576

    Never thought I'd be nostalgic for the Bush era.

    • @The4AMChannel
      @The4AMChannel 3 роки тому +35

      you didn’t know how much worse it could get 😂

    • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
      @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 3 роки тому +6

      When someone fucks the country so much you would settle for Bush.
      Why didn't you elect Kerry back in 04 pain pain pain

    • @autofox1744
      @autofox1744 3 роки тому +4

      My dude, we really, really tried. Unfortunately I was too young to vote at the time, and my country has an overabundance of dumbfucks.
      As much as it pains me to say it, though, Bush was orders of magnitude better than Trump ever was. Fortunately, we got rid of him. UNfortunately, my country STILL has an overabundance of dumbfucks, so it's even odds we'll get 4 more years of Trump's treasonous bullshit in the next election. @@UA-camisntlettingmeuseczech

    • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
      @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 3 роки тому +11

      @@autofox1744 I want to crawl back into the 00s

    • @autofox1744
      @autofox1744 3 роки тому +4

      Me too, man, me too... @@UA-camisntlettingmeuseczech

  • @bosshunterman
    @bosshunterman 3 роки тому +89

    Short version:
    - Bush: "I'm a Texas Tiger, you're a Skull & Bones member"
    - Kerry: "Yes, I am... Wait a minute..."
    - Bush & Kerry: **High Five**

    • @ZBisson
      @ZBisson 2 роки тому +6

      And John Kerry won 3 Purple Hearts

  • @krauserowns94
    @krauserowns94 8 років тому +4219

    This is seriously one of my favorite political spoofs. Doesn't take a side, just makes everyone look like a jackass.

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 8 років тому +66

      Beautifully put!

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 6 років тому +54

      Oh, they don't just look like jackasses! 😂

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 5 років тому +40

      Cuz they are all jackasses, and at the end of the day they're on the same side.

    • @tylertone2776
      @tylertone2776 5 років тому +42

      THEY PROPHESIED THE CHOSEN ONE
      Turn subtitles on right before 2:04 and it reads
      "This one belongs, this land belongs, this land BELONGS to you BERNIE"
      Very confirmed.
      Oh guys we failed them! We failed to light the fire of the Bern so everyone could feel it

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul 5 років тому +8

      Yes... well people weren't murdering people for offending them then... Just saying... And BOTH sides are guilty here... (though one side is more guilty... it doesn't justify the other...)

  • @rclaughlin
    @rclaughlin 8 років тому +3114

    The JibJab cartoons are the last gasp of an era when political humorists would poke fun at all sides. Now political humor is thoroughly partisan, and its practitioners wear their party ID on their lapels.

    • @MerlinsJester
      @MerlinsJester 8 років тому +58

      rclaughlin too true

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 7 років тому +128

      rclaughlin Quite a shame. Being critical on both parties is needed.

    • @drea94
      @drea94 6 років тому +1

      DFandV

    • @coryt93
      @coryt93 6 років тому +13

      Not all, I can think of a few examples.. but most, yes

    • @aaronthompson3454
      @aaronthompson3454 6 років тому +6

      @@coryt93 name one

  • @johnw.303
    @johnw.303 4 роки тому +1095

    i hear your argument, however, what if i told you john kerry won 3 purple hearts

  • @wjmoore17
    @wjmoore17 Рік тому +33

    "I won three purple hearts" was my response to pretty much any challenging question in 2004. Simpler times.

    • @MercuryTheVexilliologyNerd
      @MercuryTheVexilliologyNerd 11 місяців тому

      well back then politics in the US weren't seen as such a personal affair, mainly just governmental one, now people are so involved that if anyone that says anything about their side thats not praising it like a god, then they get all pissy and yell at you - left? right? fucking up down whatever, its all the same

  • @ellienyah
    @ellienyah 10 років тому +525

    This was one of the first videos I ever watched on the internet. God bless America!
    - me, a Canadian

  • @walthutton9695
    @walthutton9695 9 років тому +1481

    Shame they stopped doing these. The 2012 election had great material.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 9 років тому +66

      +Heraclius Basileus don't be so sure, there are plenty of clowns running in the 2016 election they might do it again.

    • @Gulswo1
      @Gulswo1 9 років тому +36

      +Walt Hutton I guess the vacuum got filled by Epic Rap Battles of History.

    • @vhs8669
      @vhs8669 9 років тому +11

      I think they stopped doing these good ones when onama became president.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 9 років тому

      R J Macready hey another election is coming they'll do another one

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 9 років тому +56

      +Walt Hutton I think they kind of gave up on them when Obama was running for president because just about every time someone tries to make fun of Obama people accuse them of being racist.

  • @yoav28
    @yoav28 9 років тому +1022

    "this land was my land..."
    "BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND!!!"

    • @DVSyoutube
      @DVSyoutube 8 років тому +48

      +Joe Kabam (joekabam)
      Ahnuld: From Ca-li-for-nia,
      Bill Clinton: (with Monica Lewinsky) To the New York Isl... [Hillary Clinton slaps Bill Clinton] What'd I do?

    • @gaugebessert7617
      @gaugebessert7617 8 років тому +33

      +Joe Kabam (joekabam) i'm cherokee and i laughed

    • @GabiJonas93xoxo
      @GabiJonas93xoxo 8 років тому +41

      This video used to make me laugh so much when I was little. Now that I'm 23 and actually understand it it's still funny... but awful lmao.

    • @smokeyxTHAbear
      @smokeyxTHAbear 8 років тому +9

      +Gabi Perez I was thinking the same thing. But I won't lie, 1:48 is still funny as hell to me. lol.

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 7 років тому +16

      Joe Kabam
      Schwarzenegger: "from California"
      President Clinton: "to the New York Isl-" [Hilary slap] "What'd I do?!"

  • @karlstrauss2330
    @karlstrauss2330 3 роки тому +100

    Even though the mid 2000s were a super polarizing time… you could vote for either Bush or Kerry and your friends on MySpace wouldn’t unfriend you lol

    • @pandaduos871
      @pandaduos871 2 роки тому

      @Cali Boy facts. He’s a big neoconservative

    • @Songs-lr4wt
      @Songs-lr4wt 2 роки тому +3

      We are always divided.... liberal and rights....but we see more these days, due to internet.

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt Рік тому +1

      @@pandaduos871 just to be clear on terms, George W. Bush is not a neoconservative, he is a lifelong conservative who called his ideology “compassionate conservatism”.
      Neoconservatives on the other hand are social liberals who’s hawkish views on foreign policy led them to switch to the Republican Party and align with conservative hawks, and they all then served together in the Reagan and Bush Sr. White Houses.
      Bush Jr. brought the band back together, and his cabinet and advisory boards were filled with both neoconservatives (Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Doug Feith, etc) and conservatives hawks (Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, John Bolton, etc.), which is where I think a lot of the confusion comes from.

  • @danielsmith4148
    @danielsmith4148 8 років тому +471

    Back in the day when political comedy didn't take obvious sides. I also love the togetherness of the end (even if it's somewhat farcical)

    • @teatimegaming971
      @teatimegaming971 3 роки тому +1

      Political comedy now is just “your a fascist” “shut up commie liberal”

    • @noahramey9593
      @noahramey9593 3 роки тому +1

      @@teatimegaming971 couldn’t be more realistic.

    • @laszlokiss483
      @laszlokiss483 2 роки тому

      @@teatimegaming971 Not really attacks on the left from the right are genuinely funny and has become a low level cultural wave thats steadily gaining momentum you can find tons of people doing very well mocking leftist ideals and mishaps yet the left is incapable of matching this tit for tat even with shows like SNL they mock actual people for petty nonsense and couldnt tell you a what a republican actually worries about politically it all has to be associated with far right now simply called alt right since this can be applied more generally than "far" right the left has simply gone full robert marcusian repressive tolerance and will not settle for anything short of the destruction of the political right this is clearly demonstrated time and time again with every news cycle.

    • @MichaelMoore99
      @MichaelMoore99 2 роки тому

      Oh they took a side: the side that both of them were idiots.

  • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
    @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 10 років тому +617

    I can't believe it's been 10 years since this was made

    • @Mario6298ify
      @Mario6298ify 10 років тому +7

      It's been almost 8 years

    • @10thdayoftheweek
      @10thdayoftheweek 9 років тому +28

      Crazy122 Yeah it was on JibJab back in 2004. Why would they make this video in 2007? Hahaha.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 9 років тому +8

      this was UPLOADED in 2007

    • @TheAltair9678
      @TheAltair9678 9 років тому

      $%&?

    • @TheAltair9678
      @TheAltair9678 9 років тому

      AGREEX.
      We havevideas but grtget boxed up in system...like south park...mm

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 8 років тому +453

    "To the New York Isl-SMACK-what'd I do?" I've been laughing at that for most of my life

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 6 місяців тому +23

    John Kerry may have lost the election... But he still won those 3 purple hearts

    • @serfcityherewecome8069
      @serfcityherewecome8069 21 день тому

      Lol, literally STOLE them. What kind of treasonous sack of dung cuts himself shaving 3 times and then nags & badgers his CO and throws hissy fits until he gets them so he can then immediately dash home and run for office as a "war hero", propagandizing for the enemy.

  • @andertheepicgamer8027
    @andertheepicgamer8027 4 роки тому +117

    1:25 - 1:36 Pretty much sums up all political arguments in 2020.

    • @jedmusic5241
      @jedmusic5241 4 роки тому +13

      Amen, but Conservatives takes the insults as a compliment

    • @andertheepicgamer8027
      @andertheepicgamer8027 4 роки тому +7

      Jed music. True. I'm not necessarily here to establish a political case (My views are libertarian Conservative thought) but it's just stunning how similar those insults are used concerning political arguments. Hence that comment I made one month ago. Thank you for the reply, and be well!

    • @jedmusic5241
      @jedmusic5241 4 роки тому +2

      @@andertheepicgamer8027 Thanks, you as well

    • @fleebertreatise1063
      @fleebertreatise1063 4 роки тому +5

      If the left proposes a Obama/Romneycare they're communists, and if they propose an entirely public health care system then they're... communists. So why not go all way, imo.

    • @prnahavandi7456
      @prnahavandi7456 4 роки тому

      @joseph ramirez thanks for restoring my faith in humanity slightly

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities 7 років тому +218

    Ah, 2004 vintage. From the simple pre-UA-cam/Facebook/Twitter/Reddit years when Newgrounds flash cartoons, 4chan, Deviantart, Myspace, Kazaa and YTMND were king.
    This Flash animation looks a little shabbier than I used to remember though.

    • @keenanirwin6702
      @keenanirwin6702 5 років тому +6

      I swear I see this Vinesauce channel in every comment section.

    • @naaso1132
      @naaso1132 4 роки тому +1

      4chan started ruling around 2006..

    • @slitor
      @slitor 3 роки тому +2

      4chan was later, about the same time youtube showed up, maybe a bit before.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 3 роки тому

      2004 was my favourite year

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 3 роки тому

      @@okjeffy6581 2003-2004 my favorite years

  • @csnation
    @csnation 10 років тому +426

    Good old days

    • @sergiothelifeguard1
      @sergiothelifeguard1 10 років тому +81

      a simpler time

    • @python8utoo818
      @python8utoo818 6 років тому +18

      dang 4 years ago now THAT was a simpler time

    • @andrewbello1102
      @andrewbello1102 6 років тому +3

      I used to listen this every day back then

    • @dogwoodhillbilly
      @dogwoodhillbilly 5 років тому +6

      @@python8utoo818 This video was made in 2004 though and it was a simpler time.

    • @Railhog2102
      @Railhog2102 5 років тому

      It was a different era then the one we live now where social media was a thing of the future and video making was a lot creative and simple.

  • @lauraw353
    @lauraw353 3 роки тому +62

    This song ruined the inauguration for me today. J-Lo was singing beautifully and this was all I could hear in my head.

  • @TodaysDante
    @TodaysDante 4 роки тому +2513

    Back when people could disagree with humor and respect.

    • @bigrod1674
      @bigrod1674 4 роки тому +103

      Yeah, Democrats don't know how to have a conversation without calling the other side a Nazi.

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante 4 роки тому +87

      @@bigrod1674 - Correction - Racist, sexist, homophobic, alt-right Nazis. The more labels they can hurl at us, the better for them, since they have no real argument as to why their crappy ideology is better for America.

    • @disputedname
      @disputedname 4 роки тому +36

      As a monarchist such moderate politics on both sides is holding the world back, centricide time

    • @mshara1
      @mshara1 4 роки тому +62

      I was there during this era. Fox News had already ruined the discourse.

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante 4 роки тому +24

      @@mshara1 - LOL - right - because CNN and MSNBC are so unifying.

  • @servabo_fidem1449
    @servabo_fidem1449 9 років тому +576

    I came here for 1:43. "This land was my land, but now it's our land!" I've been laughing over that part for ten years now.

  • @unpopped
    @unpopped 8 років тому +306

    I remember watching this when I was 12 omg, watching it now at almost 24 is scary

    • @arcticserpent
      @arcticserpent 8 років тому +6

      Holy fuck, you're right. What happened to me?

    • @unpopped
      @unpopped 8 років тому +22

      this video was released in 2004, i was born in 1992, I was 12 when this came out

    • @alexbianchi93
      @alexbianchi93 8 років тому +14

      It appears someone else is the one that needs some edumacation.

    • @Altair9678
      @Altair9678 7 років тому +2

      unpopped , you're lucky, I remember bush (better one)- Dukakis after pop-pop "retired," we survived that...we can deal with it.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 7 років тому +1

      unpopped Is it weird that I was born the same year as you and I'm not scared that this is 12 yrs old?

  • @Backup_Punter
    @Backup_Punter Рік тому +72

    Don’t let any recent events distract you from how John Kerry won 3 Purple Hearts

    • @CJ5C
      @CJ5C Рік тому +10

      Democrats and republicans are fake party’s meant to distract us on how he won 3 Purple Hearts

    • @korlhorl
      @korlhorl 10 місяців тому +1

      @@CJ5Ctrue

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 8 років тому +392

    "But I still wON THREE PURPLE HEARTS"

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 4 роки тому +21

      I mean
      He did win three purple hearts

    • @harshbansal7982
      @harshbansal7982 4 роки тому +3

      J.P. Yah but I believed some said that Kerry abused the Purple Heart criteria .

    • @divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657
      @divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657 4 роки тому +4

      Harsh Bansal well obviously lol I would too, most presidents and vps tried to evade conscription- like mr Cheney.

    • @jacobmuraco4276
      @jacobmuraco4276 3 роки тому

      @@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657 Dan Quayle too.

    • @divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657
      @divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657 3 роки тому

      @@jacobmuraco4276 yep, him too!

  • @BerdAndCharleston
    @BerdAndCharleston 3 роки тому +102

    Yeah remember when we could get along regardless of our political views? Good times

  • @Atlas-yh6vg
    @Atlas-yh6vg 3 роки тому +83

    2:01
    UA-cam Automatically Generated Subtitles: this land belongs to you Bernie

  • @seanb3226
    @seanb3226 2 роки тому +38

    Whoever did the voices of Bush and Kerry were great 😂

  • @lifestuff1017
    @lifestuff1017 4 роки тому +44

    Can we go back to both sides being able to take criticism without catastrophizing every disagreement? Man I am done with modern politics.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 4 роки тому +11

      We also need to go back to when political humor/satire wasn't toxic and everything wasn't politicized.

  • @tvroped9824
    @tvroped9824 4 роки тому +37

    I remember watching this with my dad when I was little lol What a time that was! Miss you dad, RIP

  • @NotHAL9000
    @NotHAL9000 4 роки тому +77

    "Hey you got that Botox." " But I still won three purple hearts!"
    I have no idea why but this line makes me laugh so damn hard.

    • @ncs2195
      @ncs2195 3 роки тому +7

      Because he won 3 Purple Hearts!

    • @I_HATE_THE_TOS
      @I_HATE_THE_TOS Місяць тому

      I especially love Bush’s “hey”

  • @Phelena
    @Phelena Рік тому +12

    can't believe kerry and bush really met up to make this... outstanding

  • @mr.madden3074
    @mr.madden3074 3 роки тому +21

    This is what we need to bring back. Satirical humor that goes both ways, not left nor right.

  • @larsekstrom8235
    @larsekstrom8235 4 роки тому +32

    I can really appreciate how JibJab didn't pick sides. Especially in the comparison to the 2020 election

  • @Nicecatholicgirl
    @Nicecatholicgirl 8 років тому +593

    Whoever thought we'd miss the days of that election?

    • @MerlinsJester
      @MerlinsJester 8 років тому +23

      Nicecatholicgirl It was a more tasteful time

    • @PeachWookiee
      @PeachWookiee 7 років тому +10

      I know I miss those days... very much so...

    • @sebawlm
      @sebawlm 7 років тому +32

      The 2004 election previewed a lot of what was to come. The Swiftboat campaign against John Kerry was probably the point when alternative facts completely took over the Republican Party. It was the blueprint for what the GOP did to Obama and an instructive lesson that people would believe constructed alternative realities if it suited their partisan preferences.

    • @rambaral1698
      @rambaral1698 6 років тому +5

      Nicecatholicgirl you disgust me W is so much worse than Trump so far

    • @joshkusiak7613
      @joshkusiak7613 5 років тому +1

      I don’t I rather trump then war

  • @plunktun2384
    @plunktun2384 Рік тому +31

    Imagine living in Massachusetts and having George Bush Dox you

  • @crapparc
    @crapparc 8 років тому +51

    Jesus. It took me this long to realize Bush says "You're Herman Munster".

    • @dodec8449
      @dodec8449 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he said 'You're a .... monster' with an adjective that I didn't know (I'm not a native English speaker)

  • @jeffworthen941
    @jeffworthen941 9 років тому +49

    The Hillary Clinton slap of Bill Clinton -1:49 - 1:51 is hilarious.

    • @Folopolis
      @Folopolis 9 років тому +4

      +Jeff Worthen There's one in all of their political videos.

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt2000 4 роки тому +264

    Russian Empire: this land was my land.
    Soviet Union: but now it’s *our* land.

    • @woomynigessstudios3754
      @woomynigessstudios3754 4 роки тому +27

      From north Lenningrad to east Siberia

    • @djmutt2000
      @djmutt2000 4 роки тому +25

      Russian Federation: *and now it's my land!*

    • @woomynigessstudios3754
      @woomynigessstudios3754 4 роки тому +5

      This land belongs to new Lennin

    • @NedTesco
      @NedTesco 4 роки тому +1

      @James Farmer "liberal communists" wut

    • @djmutt2000
      @djmutt2000 4 роки тому +6

      Hayden Hansen This is a JOKE. Dude just have a sense of humor.

  • @mabimabi212
    @mabimabi212 3 роки тому +20

    Open generated captions at 2:05 and it'll say "This land belongs to you bernie."

  • @TheEnixSquared
    @TheEnixSquared 10 років тому +39

    These videos bring back great memories.

    • @wurens825
      @wurens825 9 років тому +1

      I remember watching this about, 5 years ago... Time flies fast...

  • @E3guyy
    @E3guyy 10 років тому +71

    1:49 the best

  • @gioknows
    @gioknows 2 роки тому +7

    I come back every now and then to watch this. It's as fresh now as the first time I saw it when it premiered. Cheers from Ottawa, Canada.

  • @scubaad64
    @scubaad64 Рік тому +12

    15 years later. Still loving this.

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 років тому +123

    My god. Horrifying how realistic the digital editing software has become.
    Truly horrifying.
    Thank God for Clickhole showing this to us.

  • @LazyKabigon
    @LazyKabigon 4 роки тому +32

    1:17 Quite a foreshadowing of Bush's second term

  • @captainlamp2.076
    @captainlamp2.076 8 місяців тому +8

    Back in the day this seemed savage. Now? I wish we could go back to days this lighthearted,

  • @SkaterStimm
    @SkaterStimm Місяць тому +5

    The voice I have in my head for John Kerry is the voice that was used in this video, and no matter how many times I hear his actual voice it will never replace this voice in my head.

  • @danx3775
    @danx3775 4 роки тому +32

    Thought this was hilarious I was a kid but now that I understand the satire behind it it’s even better

  • @davidlynjr2535
    @davidlynjr2535 6 років тому +207

    I miss the old days of 2004. People weren't as divided

    • @emotionscomeandgo
      @emotionscomeandgo 5 років тому +24

      Everything fell apart when obamacare passed 2010. That piece of shit legislation was passed by only one party vote. Then add Obama's identity politics.... And we get the present day.

    • @hughg.rection868
      @hughg.rection868 4 роки тому +26

      emotionscomeandgo Yeah because republicans disinformation campaign worked and everyone thought the world was going to end because 20 million people got insurance

    • @thedemonhater7748
      @thedemonhater7748 4 роки тому +2

      David Lyn Jr yeah because Fox News had them hyped up on war and freedumb, and liberals thought that conservatives would calm down.
      Instead they doubled down under Obama.

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 4 роки тому +4

      Reading this comment and thinking and Chuckles warmly to himself...bullshit the country was as divided may not have been divided as it right now but still as divided as hell

    • @NapalmStrike802
      @NapalmStrike802 4 роки тому +5

      This nation has and will always be divided on party lines, and it always has until something catastrophic happened that hurt America the most. Something like the Revolution, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 united the people against a common enemy, but at the cost of a war and American blood spilt. It’s not a bad thing that we are divided and we just have to do the best we can. Very few people will change their opinion because of an online argument anyways so there is no point

  • @BixbiteBungo
    @BixbiteBungo Місяць тому +10

    I remember laughing at this as a kid without really knowing fully what was going on. So innocent.

  • @dawsondemro4858
    @dawsondemro4858 3 місяці тому +15

    With all the craziness leading up to this year's elections, don't get distracted from the fact that John Kerry won 3 Purple Hearts

  • @sbeckle1
    @sbeckle1 10 років тому +40

    All politics aside, very clever and funny.

  • @spanaker
    @spanaker 8 років тому +73

    -this land was my land
    ♪-but now its our land
    -from california
    -to the new york i..♪
    **slap**
    -what did i do?

  • @zacharyharpley3754
    @zacharyharpley3754 3 роки тому +13

    This came out 17 years ago today and still is fire

  • @Deleted1
    @Deleted1 3 роки тому +46

    She should sing this version

    • @gbr4732
      @gbr4732 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @fenderstratADHD
      @fenderstratADHD 3 роки тому +2

      I would’ve been dying if JLo sang this 😂 😂

    • @CommonSense1993
      @CommonSense1993 3 роки тому

      Who is She

    • @Deleted1
      @Deleted1 3 роки тому

      @@CommonSense1993 you had to be there when i commented it lol

  • @solati78
    @solati78 Місяць тому +8

    You know you’re getting old when you realise that the video you remember was in 4:3 format

  • @carljohnson7168
    @carljohnson7168 3 роки тому +14

    I’m watching this exactly 13 years later on November 16, 2020, damn.

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 3 роки тому +1

      November 17th 2020 now.

    • @rburk854
      @rburk854 3 роки тому +1

      it was originally made in 2004 but youtube didn't exist yet so it was uploaded here later

  • @KrimzonFlygon1
    @KrimzonFlygon1 4 роки тому +17

    “This land was my land...”
    “BUT NOW IT’S *OUR* LAND!”

  • @mattdavis9601
    @mattdavis9601 Рік тому +3

    I remember watching this on the computer at the public library when I was a kid. Early UA-cam was truly something special. Thank you UA-cam algorithm for dredging this back up.

  • @MissGarland1986
    @MissGarland1986 9 років тому +61

    "to the New York isl...- what I do??!"

  • @nkhazov
    @nkhazov 2 роки тому +15

    Omg I love this my dad got me into jib jab back in 2004 when I was 10 years old. It’s pretty damn funny I’m still a jib jab fan since 2004 thanks to my dad and you guys. It’s so knee slapping hilarious. This land was my first jib jab show I watched ever. Best regards Nikita.K

  • @tonyktown
    @tonyktown 4 роки тому +76

    The 2004 elections...the early days of the post 9-11 world. I was a 47 year old grandpa of a two year old...I remember thinking "what kind of a world are we leaving to my grandson". Well, fast forward 16 years to 2020....it's so much worse than I could've ever imagined. I feel so bad for my grandson, what a horrible time to be 18.

    • @hhattonaom9729
      @hhattonaom9729 3 роки тому +2

      lol grow up

    • @nopenopeson1097
      @nopenopeson1097 3 роки тому +2

      @Zachary William Naive child. Always bringing a short sighted, biased, political statement with nothing to add to the conversation. ifly made a general comment on everyones cost. And you, the Trump puppet you are, had to ruin it.

    • @nopenopeson1097
      @nopenopeson1097 3 роки тому +1

      @Zachary William Referencing to my previous comment.

    • @nopenopeson1097
      @nopenopeson1097 3 роки тому +1

      ​@Zachary William Dodge questions? Well, if anything, you just stumbled in your own word pile of trash. Allow me to correct you. You made an assumption. There is no question to dodge. However, if I were to take stance in response to your assumptions, it would still be arbitrary, as you made them for the mere purpose of provocation. Which is… low. Again, I am referencing my first comment. I think you should not dodge reading it. Or you will dodge the point this time also.

    • @nopenopeson1097
      @nopenopeson1097 3 роки тому +1

      @Zachary William You seem to be agitated by the fact that my arguments still stand firmly. It is not hard to be right when there is nothing to prove me wrong. Only provocations. Countering my points with childish taunts just proves to me that I do not need to say more. Your responses show me that you either do not read or comprehend what I say. Let me put it this way: It is not easy getting through a brick wall when your tool is a wood stick. I can do this all day and still be correct and factual, while you will never get out of this digression. And what are you rambling about? Education and graduation? Just some silly attempt at personal attacks. Lastly, I do not need a solid point. You just throw sh*t. I can just keep my moral high ground and integrity forever. Now pick it up and throw something I can dodge for once.

  • @seagullman87
    @seagullman87 Рік тому +16

    Even after all these years, the line "You can't say nuclear. That really scares me" makes me laugh

  • @HagaishiSama
    @HagaishiSama 10 років тому +27

    Omg this video will never get old!

  • @HIOAZA1523
    @HIOAZA1523 Рік тому +12

    When we could be of opposing opinions in a humorous manner without hating each other, and take a joke… miss those days

  • @arobyte
    @arobyte 3 роки тому +9

    A time before corrosive social media...
    I remember things were getting really heated but this kind of humor brought a sliver of hope. Nowadays though, everyone is too left or too right!

  • @alexrobertsfcim
    @alexrobertsfcim 2 роки тому +5

    I hadn't seen this video in 18 years and the memory of it just popped to mind right now...and I'm really glad to see the video is still online.

  • @jurgostuff
    @jurgostuff 3 місяці тому +12

    July 9, 2024: Happy 20th Anniversary to one of the very first viral videos!

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 2 місяці тому

      I actually remember part of it being shown on my local news years ago. Fuck, those were some bizarre times ♡

  • @PopTartNeko
    @PopTartNeko Рік тому +36

    I love how the discourse between these two parties literally have not changed 15 years later.

    • @EngliscMidEadwine
      @EngliscMidEadwine Рік тому +1

      "you're a liberal sissie"
      "you're a right wing nutjob"
      "you're a pinko Commie"
      "you're dumb as a doorknob"
      things truly never change

    • @peace8634
      @peace8634 10 місяців тому

      Bush and Kerry are basically in the same party now. Trump exposed that.

  • @JoelitoStriker
    @JoelitoStriker 4 роки тому +47

    Fun fact: John Kerry has again won 3 Purple Hearts

  • @jamesrichardson9829
    @jamesrichardson9829 2 роки тому +7

    Almost 20+ years of original internet content and this still cracks me up

  • @lobsterworshiper298
    @lobsterworshiper298 5 років тому +34

    He did win 3 purple hearts

  • @ToniTheMink
    @ToniTheMink 4 роки тому +18

    Aww, at least they became friends at the end!

    • @alaskagyal
      @alaskagyal 4 роки тому +7

      Oh and Dick Cheney too

  • @boleslawpetroski9681
    @boleslawpetroski9681 4 роки тому +25

    This video introduced more people to politics than any other event in history

    • @goiabexp
      @goiabexp 3 роки тому

      What about the entirety of 2020

  • @sharkjack27
    @sharkjack27 Рік тому +25

    0:52 FINALLY A RAPPER THAT DOESNT MUFFLE

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 5 років тому +22

    My friends and I still say, "BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU" whenever someone mentions an advantage that may be meaningless.

  • @sainsburysdad4929
    @sainsburysdad4929 3 роки тому +17

    Nostalgia for the early 2000’s is real

  • @toxicraven13
    @toxicraven13 4 роки тому +37

    1:26-1:42 every political debate in a nutshell

    • @maxxfaxx5408
      @maxxfaxx5408 3 роки тому +2

      Literally Trump vs Biden in 16 seconds (those 16 seconds referring to the comment)

    • @wosh253
      @wosh253 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxxfaxx5408 exept neither of them won 3 purple hears, or was a vet.

  • @_rockseeker
    @_rockseeker 3 роки тому +4

    I woke up this morning. September 19th, 2021.... With this song in my head. WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

  • @keycypress13238
    @keycypress13238 Рік тому +8

    no words can describe this

  • @Kestrel512
    @Kestrel512 2 роки тому +9

    This is the first video I ever watched online.

    • @AlwaysAMan78
      @AlwaysAMan78 2 роки тому +3

      I still look this video up occasionally and it's still relevant to this day between dems and Republicans except its before PC political correctness and would get me labeled a racist in a heart beat

  • @J09-555
    @J09-555 3 місяці тому +21

    Back when you can make political jokes without some twitter schizo sending you death threats 🥲

  • @koobzworks
    @koobzworks Рік тому +5

    one of those videos you saw when you were 8 that you will never stop coming back to and which only gets more relevant the older you get 😂