How to Fail at Healing in FFXIV

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  • @evilhealer
    @evilhealer 5 років тому +870

    Pro tip for playing as a healer: let your tank die at the very start of a dungeon to subtly remind them that you're actually the one in charge

    • @timothyvelasquez1535
      @timothyvelasquez1535 5 років тому +33

      Proceeds to clemency and shirk

    • @jeremyhernandez4809
      @jeremyhernandez4809 5 років тому +6

      I'd still pull everything do t like it kick me lmao I dont do small pulls period

    • @lococrash
      @lococrash 4 роки тому +59

      tank: so it's war then (*turns off stance*)

    • @voromiir4327
      @voromiir4327 4 роки тому +1

      I love this

    • @natebug1976
      @natebug1976 4 роки тому +35

      @@lococrash me as a BLM: HAHA IM IN DANGER

  • @Larryzaur
    @Larryzaur 8 років тому +1547

    The only HP that matters is the last after all! 8D

  • @Cansinth
    @Cansinth 7 років тому +842

    I love it when tanks heal themselves. Gives me time to throw rocks at shit.

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 7 років тому +44

      you know those are literally rocks, the big ones. Poor mobs must be tired of getting fisted by every possible rock in the world.

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon 5 років тому +12

      Same with DPS who have Second Wind

    • @tektauron
      @tektauron 4 роки тому +2

      I might be alone here, but I find the rocks pretty fun xddd

    • @tacticalsnail3174
      @tacticalsnail3174 4 роки тому

      *yes*

    • @clindsell6111
      @clindsell6111 3 роки тому +5

      @@tektauron yeah i like them plus it lets your party know your doing damage when a boulder hits the boss right in front of them

  • @raindrain1
    @raindrain1 8 років тому +728

    You forgot to say that mana management is for schmucks. If you should ever run out of mana, it's clearly the Bard's fault.

    • @RichterfanReborn89
      @RichterfanReborn89 7 років тому +9

      raindrain1 lol , alternatively you could also blame the Mch , cause don't they have their own MP gen abilities via those drones of theirs ?

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 7 років тому +45

      But no one knows how MCH works, not even MCHs :D
      So it's hard to blame them!

    • @RichterfanReborn89
      @RichterfanReborn89 7 років тому +5

      I was Mch for majority of xpac launch and I figured out that the stationary turret when you activated override I think it is will generate a mana restoration field for a short while just like how the other one restores tp , the problem was people especially back then we're clueless about what the Mch job was for /all about , and people were flat out ignoring the bone I was metaphorically trying to save them with , opting instead to criticize my ability to DPS high enough and wishing I was a : ninja, monk or dragoon...
      Didn't help I suppose that most people who try new jobs often overlook the most vital of job skills in FFXIV : reading comprehension ....

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 7 років тому +9

      I was refering to the ongoing joke within the community that nobody really understands MCH or could explain how it works, not even those who main MCH. Of course, at this point we know it's strengths and it's part of the current meta even, with some of the highest FFlogs parses actually being by MCHs, but that's not the point of a joke xD It's like going into a lengthy explanation about how "DRG barely has any animation locks anymore and the jumps can be timed in a way that they don't kill you"...because someone made a loldrg joke :)

    • @give2figs
      @give2figs 7 років тому +9

      As someone who plays both WHM and BRD this made me laugh. A lot. :D

  • @quaffie
    @quaffie 7 років тому +360

    Finally a good healer guide

  • @Flaky1990
    @Flaky1990 8 років тому +836

    I definitely never try to stand in cool spots when I'm healing or ranged dps haha..ha..*nervous laughter*

    • @Kenzi0815
      @Kenzi0815 8 років тому

      Spookipooh same xD

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 8 років тому +44

      You know what though, I consider it compensation for being a healer, and having consistently lame looking gear. Dear SE: Not all healers are playing female characters or cross dressers. Robes that don't look like dresses would be nice.

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 років тому

      thevoxdeus they have a new art contest for magic users this time. some1 please save our healer armor. altho... stormblood has 4th job specific armor nd whm looks almost like ashe in ff12. I feel like healers shuld have robes or light armor. dresses weren't common until ast. and I love tht, and sch had its school looking stuff. a ff phone game, I think brave exvius, the whm cross archer has whm sleeves then a shorter dress. I want a armor look for healers. I wish I could draw. but umm at least we got glamor in mean time >

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 років тому

      thevoxdeus I forgot to add tier 4 whm is robe for males ashe for female, I don't think robe is girly

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 7 років тому +3

      mfw i watch a parody video and feel guilty af :X

  • @nelotharen8599
    @nelotharen8599 6 років тому +265

    as a healer you are often so busy keeping an eye on everyone's held bar you accidently walk into danger.

    • @lewismillar-nelson4953
      @lewismillar-nelson4953 3 роки тому +8

      walked off a cliff earlier ;x

    • @ClockworkCouture.
      @ClockworkCouture. 3 роки тому +10

      That is accurate, I've walked into danger several times because I've been so focused on my group's bars I forget to look after my own.

    • @davideogamer8086
      @davideogamer8086 3 роки тому +1

      i put the party htbar near the center of the screen so i can always see the health and the action

    • @liliumdaemon
      @liliumdaemon 3 роки тому +7

      me in raids where insta kill aoes happen and I focus on the health bars instead of looking on my screen, seeing that everyone is hiding behind rocks lmao

    • @oklahomahank2378
      @oklahomahank2378 3 роки тому

      Target fixation.

  • @TheImaggine
    @TheImaggine 6 років тому +531

    *dps/tank is being mean*
    WHM: "then perish."

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 5 років тому +17

      Paladin: "I refuse. One of the things I like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say 'No' right to their faces." *Starts using all mp for clemency*

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 роки тому

      Rammy u trash ,stop act be baby and co-op it tank in charge and healer is like backbone

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 роки тому +3

      @@CRaZyAbOuTYuGi Please, for your sake and the sake of others, seek help.

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 роки тому

      @@smaller_cathedrals seek what help healer like in this video is call nab

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 роки тому

      @@smaller_cathedrals and why u support this trash healer, who ,act bossy,selfnessly we all know tank is leader,folo by healer (backbone),dps is supporter but if backbone do not fking do his/her job she is trash and nab nothing more

  • @ninetailedfox579121
    @ninetailedfox579121 7 років тому +91

    "Resing so he can uninstall the game."
    I'm fucking dead from laughing. Better uninstall UA-cam.

    • @rayraysg1
      @rayraysg1 6 років тому

      Kupo Warkson I'm going to use that macro now xD

    • @DragonianDeity
      @DragonianDeity 5 років тому

      I laughed ‘til I cried. I’m using this macro on my RDM to add more salt intake.

  • @Low_Standards_Gaming_YT
    @Low_Standards_Gaming_YT 8 років тому +275

    "If you pull agro it means you're doing good" Had someone give this advice to a healer once and they were being serious! XD

    • @raindrain1
      @raindrain1 8 років тому +50

      Class FF-101 Well, technically true. It means you're doing good AND the tank isn't doing good at all.

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 7 років тому +25

      Well, no tank can hold aggro against a healer who never stops casting massive heals. If a whm wants aggro, you can be damn sure they'll have it

    • @raindrain1
      @raindrain1 7 років тому +24

      I'm pretty sure that a tank with the proper hate-grabbing tools can and should eclipse the aggro of any other party member, provided they get a head-start on hitting a particular mob.

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 7 років тому +21

      This is true, on both accounts. If the tank isn't very good you better be sure I'm gambling on whether or not I'm going to pull aggro. There are some tanks where I go, "If I heal you, what are the chances I'm going to pull aggro from you?" and sure enough there it is xD Worse part is is when they don't notice either and I'm getting a fist full of hate while they're taking some massive damage too xD Some tanks are just really squishy and they take so much damage (for a number of reasons such as broken gear, under geared etc.) that it's not our fault we have to top off your health because every hit brings you that much closer to death...

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 7 років тому

      If the Sch pulls then somethings gone wrong, shields don't gain much aggro (especially compared to regens), dots are slow building, and the fairy gets aggro separately, plus a lack of sustained intense healing (great burst though)

  • @iPat24Rick
    @iPat24Rick 7 років тому +114

    Finally a guide that says that im doing it right :D

  • @Direwolflord
    @Direwolflord 7 років тому +149

    One problem though, Benediction always goes off 3 seconds after you need it. Shits dead by then

    • @ValhallaChaos
      @ValhallaChaos 7 років тому +30

      Kristina Werstine "Their health is low, let me cast Benedict-oh..."

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 7 років тому +37

      *dead* , "oh let me cast rai-" shits gone at the entrance

    • @Chris_Meade
      @Chris_Meade 7 років тому +9

      This. If you die, just f**king stay there so I can rez you!!

    • @skymoon2008
      @skymoon2008 7 років тому +1

      you don't know how I hate to use Benediction during POTD

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 років тому +7

      Cast it 3 seconds early. Even if the tank's HP is full by then. Yep WHMs need goddamn crystal balls.

  • @andersengman3896
    @andersengman3896 7 років тому +225

    Actually, keeping yourself alive _is_ your #1 priority, since you can't heal if you're KO'd. And it never hurts to look cool. ;)

    • @EfiXtra
      @EfiXtra 4 роки тому +10

      That's the same that I thought!
      Cause who's gonna heal without you.

    • @obikim11
      @obikim11 4 роки тому +11

      @@EfiXtra...The Red Mage, summoner, or Paladin...

    • @zach9299
      @zach9299 4 роки тому +1

      @@obikim11 this ain't no WoW Pally xD

    • @someclevername8167
      @someclevername8167 4 роки тому +2

      Amaobi Owoh red mage and paladin are okay, I guess, but summoner? They can’t heal for crap lol

    • @dripstolfo4557
      @dripstolfo4557 4 роки тому +1

      DarthRoxas Xlll I once had to kinda heal a dungeon as summoner because the actual healer would not heal so all I did was cast physick on the tank and that was the first and only time I have healed

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 4 роки тому +17

    Omg I lost it when you said, “and then assist the baby” and you healed the lala. >.

  • @DieSerah
    @DieSerah 8 років тому +24

    This Advice Made me a better Healer After Just 5 Group Wipes it Really Works !
    (This was Sarcasm)

  • @necnix5313
    @necnix5313 6 років тому +34

    On the topic of the LB3 for Healers, it's seriously one of the most powerful, and my favourite Limit Break in the game. Looks awesome and you legit revive everyone. Imagine the clutches. You could give the WHOLE DUNGEON a little spook.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 років тому +2

      I wish it were true that the "spook" was intentional. But you're completely right on how OP it is. Every single time I've used LB3 in a (clearly failing) party, everything had been going a little bit rough with a little more Medica than usual... Until people get too many Damage Up debuffs and 4/5ths of the party die in one hit, suddenly, and instantly. It's you and maybe a tank alive. HOPEFULLY one tank alive. That LB key is so close to where my fingers always are. But it still has a small cast bar. SMASH IT. If anything else in the duty is alive to take two hits for you, YAY everybody gets a second chance to derp...
      I've smashed it a few times but I was the only thing left alive. It's so sad to see that cast bar interrupted...

    • @kimsmarted
      @kimsmarted 5 років тому

      NecNix I wait til I am told I can use the limit break. playing a sch I feel like I'm expected to help with dps while healing too. when tanks just pulling without telling you its a speed run let him die.

    • @Oznerock
      @Oznerock 4 роки тому +1

      @@mazzalnx Surecast! :p

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 2 роки тому

      Well, a LB3 saved like, more than half of the party during the royal menagerie
      Thank the paladin who told the healer to use LB3 and the healer for using it

  • @ProfessirRay
    @ProfessirRay 5 років тому +34

    Remember, as the Healer you need to assert your dominance over the group by letting them wipe first.
    This lets them know that you are serious business, and that they better start grovelling at your feets!

    • @TacticalEntropy
      @TacticalEntropy 4 роки тому +2

      Paladin proceeds to self heal and forget you existed.

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 4 роки тому +1

      Wait if the healer lets them wipe then wouldn’t they be dying too?

    • @sleeperboi8701
      @sleeperboi8701 2 роки тому +1

      @@TacticalEntropy I play Paladin. Please don't kid yourself dude. You use clemency 5 times and you now have zero mp. Tanks aren't unstoppable

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 5 років тому +14

    I'm so sad I only just discovered this. I'VE BEEN HEALING WRONG FOR YEARS.

  • @mirror2922
    @mirror2922 5 років тому +17

    The comparison to an oxygen mask is extremely accurate, who will you heal if I'm dead.

  • @saltycrackerboy
    @saltycrackerboy 8 років тому +14

    I'm glad you included my favorite game, "How low can you go!?"

    • @neochrysallis6948
      @neochrysallis6948 7 років тому +1

      Chris Dean LOL. I loved that game. Literally played that all the time when I ran things with friends. Literally forced them to use hallowed ground/Living dead/holmgang.

  • @besaidknight
    @besaidknight 6 років тому +16

    When my team asks "Why...?" I let then know I'm Zepla Trained!

  • @TheLightningYu
    @TheLightningYu 4 роки тому +51

    Oh Boy about the WHM xD It sounds like:
    Paladin: I love to protecc my friends and heal the healer if they f*** up!
    WhiteMage: Peace was never an Option.

  • @mex1jvr
    @mex1jvr 8 років тому +224

    always blame the healer. Healer always has to be in cleric stance, even while healing. Healer should always have unlimited mp. Healers always need to have lb3 ready, even during 4 man

    • @Aeongeon
      @Aeongeon 8 років тому +17

      don't know how many times I forgot to turn off cleric stance or turned it back on by accident.
      also got yelled at for using a lb 3 when everyone was about to die and I was the only healer with no mp lol

    • @srahhh
      @srahhh 8 років тому +17

      Next time let them die before you use it. Healer LB3 is a party wide rez :D

    • @Aeongeon
      @Aeongeon 8 років тому +5

      Lol I was trying to do it before I died, can't trust those magic DPS

    • @TGameDev
      @TGameDev 7 років тому +1

      well yeah, how else are you supposed to get all them sweet sweet comms?

    • @sunnyjakob
      @sunnyjakob 7 років тому

      The red mage is a good solution for both DPS and healing :P

  • @SaudiMajix
    @SaudiMajix 8 років тому +153

    the worst part of being tank when healer ask me to pull more and yet fail at healing >.

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 років тому +7

      Majid Al-Saeedi oh gawd I see tht. I always happy when tank at least asks wht I prefer but I see other side to tht coin

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 7 років тому +56

      The worse part about being a healer is when Tank pulls wayyyy too much and you've told them not to several times T_T but because you keep them alive they assume you can handle it... until you don't...

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 7 років тому +3

      John Ford rule is unless whm not ready, or whm say other wise, until 60 content, pull mobs in the groups they are already in

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 7 років тому +4

      John Ford it's funny wht dungeons I call easy... my almost worse is when tank pulls 3 rooms plus the wamora in amdapor hard mode. I always say if u really want 3 rooms and up, warn me 1st

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 7 років тому +6

      Warnings are always appreciated.

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 4 роки тому +43

    Remember everyone: if you fail at healing, you'll end up like Edda

    • @Psoewish
      @Psoewish 3 роки тому +3

      Let's be honest, WHM mains are like Edda around the time we unlock blood lilies.

    • @pcmnoname
      @pcmnoname 2 роки тому

      thats... grim.

  • @ivanschekoldin7315
    @ivanschekoldin7315 6 років тому +7

    Ah, finally an accurate healing guide. I'll follow it as close as I can. Thank you.

  • @SolarisMaximus
    @SolarisMaximus 8 років тому +123

    Oh look. It's every pug healer ever in expert roulette

    • @fredy2041
      @fredy2041 8 років тому

      totaly right!

    • @willwalcott6853
      @willwalcott6853 7 років тому +36

      You must be a fire standing DPS.....

    • @jlaw-tm3ub
      @jlaw-tm3ub 7 років тому +19

      Definitely words from a fire stander.

    • @skywise8
      @skywise8 6 років тому +11

      If I'm standing in fire, it's your job as healer to adjust

    • @novavarium4378
      @novavarium4378 5 років тому +7

      @@skywise8 lol I see what ya did there

  • @Malexan06
    @Malexan06 8 років тому +287

    I'm always insulted when PLD starts casting clemency. xD
    "WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME??!!"

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 5 років тому +33

      I like using it for when healers start pulling aggro or being dumb. "Fine. You tank. I'll heal." Then cast shirk and spamming clemency on them.

    • @jenchang4737
      @jenchang4737 5 років тому +14

      @Warriorkiller666 Especially if you are SCH and have excogitation on them, and they never let their hp get below 50%

    • @doubleclick4132
      @doubleclick4132 5 років тому +18

      its the worst possible insult for a healer...makes me feel like a waiter that didnt get tipped...."uhm,excuse me sir?was everything ok with the service today?"

    • @od_static
      @od_static 4 роки тому +15

      "cause im at 20% and you still casting stone II" is usally my answer :D

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 роки тому +2

      @@od_static Well, that's basically mistrusting the healer. They'll probably let your hp drop even further before casting Benediction. You're all good!

  • @BabyShenanigans
    @BabyShenanigans 8 років тому +45

    But I like standing on rocks or boxes or sparkly things or anything that makes me look cooler. :(

  • @TirielWoW
    @TirielWoW 7 років тому +93

    The first part is actually correct - you need to make sure you live so you can actually heal everyone else.
    But everything else is terrible. 😂😂😂

  • @Aitomy
    @Aitomy 6 років тому +53

    First sentence a healer always hear "Healer is the easiest rol to play". Then it is me playing as a high-end healer in every single game at the edge of a heart attack having flashbacks.
    And this, my friends, is the estressful and complex life of a quality healer (and not a professional wiping light robe mage).

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 5 років тому

      As a healer I actually do think that healing is pretty easy*, but I wouldn't call it the easiest. It's not like doing rotations is hard when the rotations are basically spoonfed to you via tooltips and built into the game via combos.
      *in normal trials and duties, it's easy. the moment you get to extreme/savage you need to be on top of that shit, especially if the tanks/dps aren't

  • @Gigamatt17
    @Gigamatt17 7 років тому +14

    Hello everyone healer main here (mostly WHM) Manto Lulfar on the Coeurl server anyways I see people arguing a lot about the whole Clemency thing as an insult to healers but I want to say that I'm perfectly fine with the PLD using it honestly allowing me to feel less stressed as a healer just a note the self healing really shouldn't be used a whole lot since CD's need to be managed properly. I like to use Tetragrammaton as my first string heal since the CD isn't super long but still manageable throughout a dungeon/raid fight and then go from there. When trash pulls occur or when boss fights start I usually open with a medica 2 and regen on the main tank and then switch to cleric stance allowing about 20 seconds of decent HoT's while I squeeze out some DPS but if my tank gets hit by his/her tank buster then I will use a CD out of cleric stance maybe reapply medica 2 or regen and then swap back. As for raid wide damage I will use assize as a main CD for healing and the bit of MP. Push come to shove if the raid takes some damage at around 40%-50% HP I use medica and reapply medica 2. Just a note I notice a lot Tanks I get usually don't use Clemency maybe because of the MP cost??? Idk but ehh the whole DPS as a healer really isn't an issue for me but depending on the dungeon or raid where heavy healing is required then I will mostly focus on healing and if my tank is not the greatest then I'm probably full time heals.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 5 років тому

      I'll use it if I get a chance on downtimes in fights. Like how some bosses fly away and just drop aoe for a bit. Might as well save the healers mana.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 5 років тому +1

      As someone who played both WHM and PLD at 70, yes, use clemency. It's the only reliable non-CD damage mitigation a PLD has (Sheltron is kindof a joke against tankbusters) and if you don't use it you are wasting healer MP. Healers are the only role that has to really worry about going OOM. BLM goes OOM as part of their rotation. A lot of DPS doesn't even use MP. Tanks reliably get their MP back over the course of the fight. Etc. Meanwhile a WHM who has no MP is going to be sweating bullets while waiting for Lucid Dreaming/Thin Air/Assize to come back up.

  • @_valhana
    @_valhana 7 років тому +7

    "Consider it a personal insult."
    I'm... guilty of thinking this on more than one occasion ovo;;;

  • @Xuevium
    @Xuevium 6 років тому +6

    Finally! a healing style that matches well with my chronic depression.

  • @cedertrees2425
    @cedertrees2425 7 років тому +7

    60 WHM and AST
    Can confirm this is important information for all aspiring healers

  • @Aeongeon
    @Aeongeon 8 років тому +16

    not gonna lie to you if I'm not tanking or being a ninja I'm standing in a cool spot watching over my children

  • @ravenholm868
    @ravenholm868 7 років тому +1

    Thank you for this guide. For so long I was weighed down by worrying about my teammates. Now I have seen the light, both figuratively and literally.

  • @devinlsmith1995
    @devinlsmith1995 7 років тому +36

    resing target so he can uninstall the game lmao wtf XD

  • @lukoscreyden
    @lukoscreyden 6 років тому +1

    Been playing for just under a week, thinking of trying healing so this will be very useful, thanks! :D

  • @wysestone
    @wysestone 5 років тому +7

  • @morganblackpowder1724
    @morganblackpowder1724 6 років тому +2

    "This guide was essential to me becoming the main healer in our raid group, all of this advice is spot on." -Jack Daloots, Black Mage, Siren Server

  • @-uta806
    @-uta806 8 років тому +4

    thank you so much for your tips and advice, I just unlocked astro so I'm going to apply all what was said in my roulettes :D

    • @Minkinglady
      @Minkinglady 6 років тому

      Uta トーキョーグール- sameeee

  • @Logylia
    @Logylia 5 років тому

    This gave me such a laugh, god Zephla I love your videos. I just discovered your channel the other day and I just started playing 14 two weeks ago. You’ve been simultaneously helpful and entertaining.. well, not always simultaneously lmao. Keep up the good work and I look forward to seeing more of your content!!!!

  • @TheNyapism
    @TheNyapism 5 років тому +6

    What healer? What are you talking about?
    Imma DPS, that's the healer
    *points at Eos*

  • @Nindrhu
    @Nindrhu 8 років тому +1

    Sums up my approach to heals perfectly. Beautiful Zep!

  • @bobjenkins9208
    @bobjenkins9208 5 років тому +15

    Rezzing so they can uninstall the game
    This! hahahahah xD

    • @LantisPa
      @LantisPa 5 років тому

      I laughed so hard at this XD and I'm gonna use it!

  • @Kuruminator
    @Kuruminator 2 роки тому +1

    I just started the game and will fully embrace these advice!

  • @m.3.3.w
    @m.3.3.w 7 років тому +38

    You, ma'am, are a troll. Subbed.

  • @elmurth
    @elmurth Рік тому +1

    As a new FFIV these tips have helped me a lot.

  • @gii7851
    @gii7851 8 років тому +32

    You're back to your old hairstyle? o:

    • @tomberrymaster5598
      @tomberrymaster5598 8 років тому

      Gii She cried for the new one and then she changed it !

    • @ZeplaHQ
      @ZeplaHQ  8 років тому +22

      the other hair has started to bother me because it looks like a wad of undercooked noodles in the back

    • @IzzyCoventina
      @IzzyCoventina 8 років тому +1

      I can agree with that. Not just that but I'm bothered by the stupid little green barrette in the front! I can't wear my thavarian headdress cause it looks really stupid >.>

    • @Cork_xx
      @Cork_xx 7 років тому

      Zepla HQ

  • @grtoocool
    @grtoocool 7 років тому +1

    The res macro was the most hilarious part of the video. Nice work.

  • @jbee02
    @jbee02 5 років тому +8

    I like the "rez target so he can uninstall the game" if a healer used that on me I'd be smiling while say "you son of a..."

    • @Humstuck
      @Humstuck 3 роки тому

      those are some cheeky macros for sure lol.

    • @ClockworkCouture.
      @ClockworkCouture. 3 роки тому +2

      One of my friends has a rez macro that says " has completed their spiritbond with the ground!" I always laugh when I see it

    • @jbee02
      @jbee02 3 роки тому

      @@ClockworkCouture. omg that's F'ing brilliant!

  • @molagballin_
    @molagballin_ 7 років тому

    Thanks for the tips. I just came back to FFXIV so I can get ready before Stormblood. Been wanting to try out healer, and you make it sound pretty fun. I'll definitely be following your advice. Liked and subscribed.

  • @protejedor
    @protejedor 7 років тому +3

    when you see the animation for blood price go off, that's your cue to spam holy. make sure you do it after your first 4 second, then 2 to maximize the times the trash is stunned

  • @Chibinis
    @Chibinis 7 років тому

    I laughed so much at the text bubble for Raya-O-Senna XD!!!! Nice work Zepla

  • @AmellsGrace
    @AmellsGrace 7 років тому +3

    Thanks! This really helped my healing a lot Everybody loves me now!
    Because I give them no other choice!

  • @joogies
    @joogies 6 років тому

    I'm new and I learned a lot! Thanks! I'll be doing my first dungeon tonight and I think a lot of these tips will help. :)

  • @yourlifeisawesome
    @yourlifeisawesome 5 років тому +3

    "You should be using limit break as much as possible! because its a free heal!" (this totally made my day :-)

  • @PandaPowerable
    @PandaPowerable 4 роки тому

    This awesome advice and these tips still stand strong today in 2020! Respect!

  • @Junior6288
    @Junior6288 7 років тому +3

    Omg, as a healer, this is 100% how I wish I could play the game.

  • @johnbolan3158
    @johnbolan3158 7 років тому

    Top notch healing advice for any new healers out there. I've been healing since XI, and now that I've came across this healing tutorial, my healing skills are better than ever. I'm always the main talk of the party, I've been respected more now than ever.

  • @Oldaric_beldora
    @Oldaric_beldora 8 років тому +14

    Should I give to this tank a little spook?

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 7 років тому +6

      Do you have Benediction? If so, than yes. Of course you should. What kind of healer would you be if you didn't?

  • @natashawilson4303
    @natashawilson4303 6 років тому

    You are without a doubt my favourite ffxiv UA-camr

  • @BiggestGal
    @BiggestGal 8 років тому +5

    But Zepla! What if we Warriors use one of our many self heals?

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 7 років тому +7

      Then you're not just Clemency-slapping the healer in the face - you are shoving shit down his throat while giving him the middle finger with the other hand.

    • @give2figs
      @give2figs 7 років тому +1

      This comment just made my night.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 6 років тому +1

      Seth Matteson if you do that
      Not only it's no more heals for you, but the healers are inclined to rescue you into AoE attacks

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 6 років тому +1

    First time seeing your videos and I love them! Subbed 😄

  • @apljack
    @apljack 5 років тому +9

    Seeing this 2 years later:
    Then you have GNB with Superbolide, where when the Healer waits to the last second to use Beni, we can piss it all away and reassert ourselves as a priority.

  • @omnipotentgaming166
    @omnipotentgaming166 5 років тому

    I don’t know how to read so I didn’t understand the red text at the beginning, but I did understood what you said and I’ll make sure I follow this Guide and also teach this method to new players, thank you. My friend wrote this comment for me. I can’t write either.

  • @wsrtwetr
    @wsrtwetr 3 роки тому +3

    Gonna put a macro on my benediction to say 'clench 'em butt cheeks

  • @Alicelikeblood
    @Alicelikeblood 6 років тому

    Thanks for the guide I was looking for, just started to play conjurer, will follow every step :3

  • @Chimejiruru
    @Chimejiruru 7 років тому +130

    I do consider Clemency to be a personal insult to my healing, if y'all can heal yourselves so good you don't need me so I'ma go make a snack

    • @RayRaySD941
      @RayRaySD941 7 років тому +20

      lol #triggeredhealer

    • @Symphiney
      @Symphiney 7 років тому +2

      schwarzschild radius lol #thinkshesacoolkid

    • @mrperfectlynotfine
      @mrperfectlynotfine 7 років тому +13

      i also consider smn's physick and rdm's vercure as an insult. i have a raise macro ready saying "didnt you have physick/vercure? :O"

    • @lewsee5562
      @lewsee5562 7 років тому +2

      I use Clemency for Divine Veil cuz' healers will take almost 3 seconds to know that I need healing.

    • @shelovelyxo
      @shelovelyxo 7 років тому

      Leonard Papruz vercure I give a pass because they sometimes use it to proc dualcast, but everything else yes!

  • @stephengoughjr9684
    @stephengoughjr9684 5 років тому

    This was legit funny asf. Im new to FFXIV (been playing for like a week now) and my god I'm so fucking mad it took me this long to find this masterpiece. I maining Monk now, but definitely want to try all three roles. Thnx for laughs, keep up the solid work.

  • @ilianavazquez6504
    @ilianavazquez6504 7 років тому +3

    I just came across your channel and I love this video! it's exactly how I heal and I main whm 😂😂

  • @ParanoeX
    @ParanoeX 3 роки тому +3

    "Rezzing so he can uninstall the game" that made me to lose it xD

  • @damienman25
    @damienman25 8 років тому +3

    Jokes on you. I'mma heal like this anyways.

  • @BrianLloyd1991
    @BrianLloyd1991 8 років тому +12

    even though it meant to be a joke, some times you had a point. im a whm and i feel alittle offended when the tank does clemency. edit. after people explained to me the reasons for them healing themselves, im not too bothered by it nowadays.

    • @SpaceGrape
      @SpaceGrape 8 років тому +4

      jesus fucking christ.....

    • @BrianLloyd1991
      @BrianLloyd1991 8 років тому

      SpaceGrape whaat?

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 7 років тому +2

      Paladin's only use for mp is flash and clemency, to not use clemency is to waste resources.

    • @senjuromon
      @senjuromon 7 років тому +1

      From my perspective, I'll usually do Divine Veil > Clemency myself, since I can control when the shield goes out. During a big pull or boss fight/Primal/Savage, etc, though, any non-Divine Veil-triggering Clemency casting is absolutely intended to be a slap in the face to inattentive healers.

    • @scarletthorizon8773
      @scarletthorizon8773 7 років тому +3

      Jesus christ how dumb are you...clemency could be considered just another mitigation tool, where you dont have to heal the PLD but just keep DPSing. No one ever bitches about WAR Inner Beast, Thrill of Battle, Equilibrium or DRK Dark Arts-Soul Eater self-healing.

  • @XXLPIakat
    @XXLPIakat 3 роки тому +1

    That Benediction tip will only work until there is a Gunbreaker.

  • @syfyky
    @syfyky 7 років тому +12

    1:08
    "An extremely powerful white mage"
    *Did you just assume my class?*
    Edit: When the hell did I comment this? Apparently a year ago lmao

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 7 років тому

      What other class would you play?

    • @Dan-uc8fq
      @Dan-uc8fq 6 років тому

      GekoHayate Astrologian or Scholar tyvm

  • @mariobromage
    @mariobromage 8 років тому

    Haha, so glad I found your channel, vids are always fun XD

  • @4nando234
    @4nando234 7 років тому +6

    'When Paladins use Clemency, that says that they think they are better than you.'
    Well she isn't wrong 😉

  • @poetofreason
    @poetofreason 7 років тому

    whoever made this is bonded to me in such a spiritual way! lol

  • @SahinK.
    @SahinK. 8 років тому +4

    well the macro telling the target to uninstall the game is actually helpfull xD thanks hahahaha

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl 4 роки тому +1

    Started playing a week ago, lvl 25 CNJ, and yes, of course i stand on those boxes in the mine or any other cool spot where everyone can admire me!
    What's the point if no one can see who saves their asses?
    😅

  • @zolmation
    @zolmation 7 років тому +1

    the bene part was def funny.
    I wish you kept the flashing text out of the intro though. Keeping the fact that this isn't a real guide implied by terrible tips makes the humor better :P Though putting that info in the video description doesn't take away from it like it does in the video itself.

  • @dominiquesavoie568
    @dominiquesavoie568 7 років тому +13

    "Turn on cleric stance"
    Well that did not age well >.>

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 5 років тому

      I found myself fondly remembering my Bard's old backflip Purple Rain move at 0:50. :)

  • @AthynaNocturnia
    @AthynaNocturnia 7 років тому

    How have I not seen this until now..This is great.

  • @necnix5313
    @necnix5313 6 років тому

    I'm hearing a lot about the idea of turning Cleric Stance on and off... Was it originally a toggle, like Grit or the Oaths?

    • @ecromancer
      @ecromancer 6 років тому

      NecNix yes. When you had cleric stance on you do damage. But people would forget to turn it off and lose 10% healing potency and have very little MND because it swaps your INT and MND. So when the tanks cool downs wear off they eventually die because the healer can't keep up.

    • @necnix5313
      @necnix5313 6 років тому

      Zonther Ah, I gotcha. But to counter the fact that it no longer have a permanent damage boost, they ALSO added a skill that have you a temporary healing boost. Assuming that Largesse wasn't already ingame.

  • @azadalamiq
    @azadalamiq 7 років тому +5

    i think people took your advice. ^^;;
    (said as a dead tank on the floor)

  • @fixourmashtv4306
    @fixourmashtv4306 5 років тому

    This absolutely murdered me, you madam have a new sub.

  • @-F4K3-
    @-F4K3- 7 років тому +4

    This is satire on how to be a complete jerk right?

  • @funghazi
    @funghazi 7 років тому

    I just wanted to tell you that your oxygen mask metaphor saved a duty that kept wiping, it finally got it through to the healer that they need to keep themselves alive before taking care of the tank. We finally beat it on our sixth (ugh) attempt.

  • @shrtcake
    @shrtcake 4 роки тому

    thank you !! i'm a new player and healer and it was so helpful

  • @Veddea
    @Veddea 7 років тому

    Someone please tell me what clothing (upper body) that is at the very end of the video.

  • @ulibarriL
    @ulibarriL 8 років тому

    Also love how in the beginning of this video you are wearing a white robe and repping WHM, and in the end a black one repping SCH. Very subtle, but nice!
    I also love how the game deliberately tells you to abuse bene.

  • @DaltonDoesASMR
    @DaltonDoesASMR 5 років тому +2

    This is EXACTLY, how to heal.

  • @HeartlessDxB
    @HeartlessDxB 8 років тому +2

    Now I feel I'm ready to try healing.

  • @hisenadedo
    @hisenadedo 4 роки тому

    I took this advice and am the best healer on my shard now, thanks zepla

  • @lolleonlolable
    @lolleonlolable 3 роки тому

    hi im kinda new to healing, that idea with healing from cool spots to let them know your COOL is nice, i will try that today.
    letting them drop to almost zero and than give him a big heal, is kinda fun too i wonder what they think about that but no1 didnt say anything so far.
    any special tips to make them pull faster/bigger? i always say "you can go crazy on the pulls :)" or somehting like that but alot of guys just keep pulling 1-2 mobs.

  • @firby7341
    @firby7341 5 років тому

    this was amazing!

    • @firby7341
      @firby7341 5 років тому

      actually, being your own #1 target is not completely wrong,since if you forget to heal yourself, the rest of the party will die too (happened way too often to me xD)

  • @NextstepBadger
    @NextstepBadger 7 років тому

    I'm applying this to any and all Alex runs from now on. And Subbing.

  • @methodkid93
    @methodkid93 8 років тому

    Haha I do that last-second heal sometimes when the tank annoys me, or if I just feel like messing around. No harm done though, right?