I’m now addicted to watching Michael McIntyre. He’s hilariously spot-on about normal life, without (often) using obscenities. Makes me howl with laughter.
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Same here. I think it's because its so brilliant the things he comes up with. We maybe could think of some things also but to communicate them like he does is impossible.
Just moved into university dorms today, first time living away from home and was honestly just up at 1:30am still to have a bit of a cry, then this comes up in my youtube feed and now im cheered up 😁
Solution to the missing pen when on the phone, just say "Hold on, this pen doesn't work, I gotta go get a new one. Would you wait for a minute please?"
We need a word in the English language for that lovely skipping with synchronized arm motion. Now that Michael has invented it, it cannot go unnamed. Since we often name things after their inventor, I propose McIntyring.
I had such a terrible day today and I got some horrible news and then I watch this and it put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wonderful wonderful jokes. Michael you are a lifesaver you make life just a little bit nicer.
If someone asks me for a pen and I don’t have one I feel guilty for days afterwards. It’s one of my biggest nightmares, because I ALWAYS have a pen on me EXCEPT when someone asks me for one!
That's because they need a pen in a situation where you typically wouldn't need a pen, just think to deliberately have a pen on you in the most non typical situations
He's such a funny guy. I dont think he's ever shot and missed. All his jokes hit the laughter bones all the time.I hope Post-Covid times (if ever) will allow for a world tour.. or at least a Europe tour.
When they first came out in London around the sixties, they were one size fits all, and never came past my knees as I'm tall, but my besty was short so they fit her perfectly.
Is there a topic out there that Michael can't make you laugh hysterically on? Because so far I haven't heard one yet! Michael is simply a natural at making people laugh!
I have seen so many comics, famous and just at clubs and he is by far the funniest man I have ever seen. I can watch him forever! Such comedy out of daily things we do, I love it. And the clip about the panty hose is hysterical
Joshua Potts it’s clearly not michael McIntyre uploading these videos? Obviously someone uploading them on his behalf. Are u thick with ur « dOn’T mAkE aSsUmPtIoNs »
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!!! As soon as he said the word yawn, I yawned and I'm watching him on UA-cam.... can you believe that shit, he's right it's contagious!!!!! 😅
Introduced to Michael recently on the Graham Norton Show. His observations about life are witty and his delivery of every day situations is so funny. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
Have you ever had someone reach out their arm so you can read the time off their clock and since you didn’t know them at all or well enough you didn’t really dare to look properly, but still said “thank you” and smiled at them and then walked away still not knowing the time?
I always have to look twice. For some reason the first time I don't actually read the time in my panic, put my arm down, then realise I still don't know and have to look again.
I love skipping! ^^ I usually don't do it when people are watching, because I don't want people to think I'm a total weirdo, but it has some curious fun to it.
I’m now addicted to watching Michael McIntyre. He’s hilariously spot-on about normal life, without (often) using obscenities. Makes me howl with laughter.
So funny
Definitely the best comedian of our time, absolutely amazing guy.
Same
Me 2,addicting!!!
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He can make jokes about walking. What a comedy genius.
KR!RK exactly! Genius! Every thing is a comedic material. And he done it nicely. Wow.
I can make jokes about wanking.
"I'M winning".. 🤣
Well done Michael, "I'm practicly flying" 🙄😂
Just banter
I’m getting absolutely Micheal McIntyred this weekend.
I got absolutely Michael McIntyred last weekend, this weekend I'm getting absolutely pantihosed.
@@lastjellyontheplate8828Don’t get too windowed, you don’t want to be rainforested in the morning
Thank You God for Michael McIntyre!!! I just love him--his humor has really lifted my spirits in some recent tough days!😊💖
I can't remember how many times I watch this, but every time he makes me laugh.
Same here. I think it's because its so brilliant the things he comes up with. We maybe could think of some things also but to communicate them like he does is impossible.
There's Michael McIntyre; then there's his hair.
It's a performance in a performance.
Thanks, now I can’t stop looking at it 🤦♀️😂
Inceperformance
Very meta
Reminds me of the guy in that viral video years ago arguing about the wicked witch of the east LOL
This is brilliant. He is so funny! We all need a good laugh every so often.
He’s brilliant! Making ordinary, daily, boring activities so funny😂😂😂
Just moved into university dorms today, first time living away from home and was honestly just up at 1:30am still to have a bit of a cry, then this comes up in my youtube feed and now im cheered up 😁
University is scary at first but give it some time and you'll have the best time of your life and meet friends for life there. Hang in there 😊
Keep going, you'll love it 👍👍
This, too, shall pass. My daughter leaves in 2 months. Good luck to you 🙏
Call me if you feel sad again 😭
I hope it's going well. I'm in Year 13. I'll be in your shoes soon. (On my first day I will comment on this. You have my word.)
I love these old archived clips. Please keep them coming
This is just perfection, who else saw this and instantly stopped life for this
He is so funny!
I wanted to stop my life completely after I realised humanity has stooped to the point of finding this funny
How much more positive would the world be if we all just skipped to work 😂
Ria Ford Or to see a biker gang pour out of a bar and skip to their motorcycles.
@@StephenLewisful Yes to you both! That would be magnificent!
@@StephenLewisful This is a blessed comment😂😂😂
And synced our arms together as well.....
The world would indeed be a grand place in which to live.
👍😂😂😂
Solution to the missing pen when on the phone, just say "Hold on, this pen doesn't work, I gotta go get a new one. Would you wait for a minute please?"
Sure comedy routines are all about finding solutions rather than humour
Your an absolute genius
Or just open up notes on your phone
I was thinking the same, like shhh know one needs to know, just say it ran out of ink 🤣🤣🤣😊
Leave them hanging on...and on...
I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!!
_I’m going to get totally and utterly car parked!_ 😆🙌
0:02 That's a bizarre notion: that it's only posh people who use slang words like those.
In my country we say DRITINGS😂🍸
*_Spangled_* should be everyone's go to
”Whooh, I was absolutely tooth brushed yesterday!”
@@hallquiche ahahahahahahaha brilliant
We need a word in the English language for that lovely skipping with synchronized arm motion. Now that Michael has invented it, it cannot go unnamed. Since we often name things after their inventor, I propose McIntyring.
Sounds odly catchy 😂 I'll feed it to my inner vocabulary monster and see if it munches 😂😂 sorry it's late and my mind's half shut down 😅😂
McInskippying?
Skippydidooda-mcintyriaaaaa?😂😂😂😂😂
Man, i was soooo McIntyred the other day...
dlwatib Before I read your suggestion I thought ‘Macintyring’ so I second your motion.
He made my day, week and month, beats all that COVID talk and kills the boredom of lockdown in a very positive and fun way! Thank you Michael! 👍
He never fails to bring a smile or a lol. Comic genius. He and Billy Connolly out of the same box. We end up laughing at ourselves.:)
I actually laughed out loud about the pen joke. I love how Michael jokes about things we do in our everyday lives.
I had such a terrible day today and I got some horrible news and then I watch this and it put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wonderful wonderful jokes. Michael you are a lifesaver you make life just a little bit nicer.
You're not alone. Had the same happen to me. It's non- stop with him and that is perfect for not thinking about other things.
@@pinkpanther4641 I’m sending you love and light. Stay strong. One day at a time. And with a little Michael thrown in the mix.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that it is the jokes that are short, rather than jokes about short people
Don't worry mate, everyone gets there in the end
This is a good short joke too
Bab Rass Ditto
Bab Rass took me to read your comment to realise it wasn’t about short people! So don’t worry lol!
Me too...
I am absolutely cucumbered
Anthony Ausitn I like that one!
Oooh...sounds painful.
Maybe a quick trip to hospital and have it professionally removed?
No, that is definitely a different thing.
Should've seen it man, I was COMPLETELY dick-tipped last night
I am totally tomatoed
I lied about the pen, that is me every time.
This is why should should always have a pen and some paper by the phone.
What is an "argos pen"?
@@Peppi94 an argos pen is a small pen that you write down numbers out of a catalogue of the item you want to buy.
@@francaperotti5934 Thank you!
@@Peppi94 your welcome.
Anyone else drop everything they were doing when this notification came in?😂😂
Mary E. W. Burke Yep xD
I made the likes 100
Yes! I was watching Alien 2 and saw this come up and stop the movie!😂😂😂
Me❣
No, I waited 3 days.
If someone asks me for a pen and I don’t have one I feel guilty for days afterwards. It’s one of my biggest nightmares, because I ALWAYS have a pen on me EXCEPT when someone asks me for one!
That's because they need a pen in a situation where you typically wouldn't need a pen, just think to deliberately have a pen on you in the most non typical situations
Keister one.
deekat3279 : 😂😂😂😂❣. Yep❣
Do you have a pen on you now?
TheRedAzuki As I’m sitting at my desk, yes ;)
He's such a funny guy. I dont think he's ever shot and missed. All his jokes hit the laughter bones all the time.I hope Post-Covid times (if ever) will allow for a world tour.. or at least a Europe tour.
Works with a lighter as well. "got a lighter" checks all pockets "no sorry, dont smoke"
I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day
He’s a quarantine sanity saver. Love the laughs😂😂😂
I actually started yawning when he started talking about yawning
Yeh same
Same.
And I yawned again as I read your comment. :D
I felt tired and suddenly felt the urge to, and again when reading your comment, that's weird!
Me too😂
Me five!
Skipping is, indeed, magnificent. I should do it more often.
Don't forget the arms, you can go twice as fast!
The best english comedian ever! 💕
Love you, Michael McIntyre. You keep 😊 my spirit up here in no English, no any other language, here in Itly
My absolute favourite - the most clever, most relatable, downright brilliant, comedian ever 💖
The book joke was my favourite, but this guy is definitely one of the best comedians around.
He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything!
From Syd. Australia. M.M's comedy immediately just lifts your Spirits.
I have a drink to lift my spirits.
Leanne Blake from Melbourne. X
Oh thanks that short humour break was just what I needed.
Getting caught using your phone while you're skipping, that'll be next.
The thing about the tights is always so true 💀💀💀 WHY DO THEY GO UP TO YOUR ELBOWS ?
Not the Doctor to get all the fat in!!!!
So you can put your arms in and walk around like a penguin 😂😂 but on a serious note..wtf they sooo long 😂 and no .they make the belly worse haha
When they first came out in London around the sixties, they were one size fits all, and never came past my knees as I'm tall, but my besty was short so they fit her perfectly.
Watching him, can't stop laughing - he's a genius.
He got amazing energy on the stage 🙌
You are always BRILLIANT! We are all like this ... and we KNOW IT!!! ♥️🤣👍
The skipping! That’s so true! 😂😂🤣
Is there a topic out there that Michael can't make you laugh hysterically on? Because so far I haven't heard one yet! Michael is simply a natural at making people laugh!
I love this man. He is hilarious.
Best medicine in the world!
This guy is wonderful! His comedy is terrific & I noticed he's quite good-looking, too.
There are lots of funny comedians but Michael is up there with the funniest I've ever seen.
He is hilarious. .love Michael McIntyre!!!!
Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The pen stuff is just so funny! 😂
I have seen so many comics, famous and just at clubs and he is by far the funniest man I have ever seen. I can watch him forever! Such comedy out of daily things we do, I love it. And the clip about the panty hose is hysterical
OMG absolutely hilarious!! Skipping!! Lordy him Michael is hysterical! A genius😂😂😂😂😂
The skipping one never gets old
This is the best thing to watch before bed
😂
I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺
Shot?
I was Graafrenieted!
Got drunk taking shots, or shot while drinking?
I live in Johannesburg lmao
I totally want to start skipping everywhere. LOL
Caryn Law I’ve actually forgotten how
do itttt, I will join you haha
I was completely kangarood the other day.
ahhhh a fellow aussie =P
Metusion mate I had way too much I was absolutely crocodiled
Had a night of total clock n stylus, let me tell ya. Snow faced! I was nothing but underfelt to the remote control, if you know what I mean ...
Metusion sounds aussie
Oh no thats something different 😁
Hes the best comedian out there!😂😂
“I’m practically flying!”😂
“Fucking pyjamad!” 😆
One day he just showed up on my site. Never heard of him before being a American. He is the funniest man I have ever listened to .
Same! And 100% Agreed! He’s brilliant! Makes you laugh so!
This is so funny, i love Micheal. He is so funny. I'm dying of laughter.
I wish he would! (lol)
Laughed so hard when he did the panty hose...so very on point.
I skip at work when I'm happy. It's so satisfying
something i haven't seen in a long while. actual funny!
Best comedian in life.
Michael is such a natural...😂🤣🔝👍
My bucket list
Get a heart from Micheal mclntyre
Kamypon 45 its not his channel. Its some random guy
Joshua Potts it’s clearly not michael McIntyre uploading these videos? Obviously someone uploading them on his behalf. Are u thick with ur « dOn’T mAkE aSsUmPtIoNs »
Let’s be honest... everyone yawned at the yawn part
I think everybody was absolutely knackered.
All down to mirror neurons ... Google it!
To be completely honest I didn't yawn.
Wrong! I yawned when I read this 😂
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!!! As soon as he said the word yawn, I yawned and I'm watching him on UA-cam.... can you believe that shit, he's right it's contagious!!!!! 😅
I really needed this break 😂🤣🤣🤣 thanks man 👍
I was absolutely shopping centred 🍺🍺
Did you get completely Tesco Savered?
Kenny Duff no I was Waitrose finested
@@georgeh6488 Wow sounds like you almsot got double jumpered
Kenny Duff I was buy one get one free’d
A genius compilation of a genius comedian!
Lmao, this guy is utterly brilliant. I loved that last one in particular so true and hilarious! 100
Brilliant as always x
“I was totally cheesed” 😂
I watched this whilst getting utterly Pringled!
Introduced to Michael recently on the Graham Norton Show. His observations about life are witty and his delivery of every day situations is so funny. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
You are the funniest man ever.
B.J. Hinote that’s what she said.
the skipping arm swing joke is so original - as is most no all of his material - well done Michael!
I died with the yawning part 🥱😂
He’s the most graceful skipper I’ve ever seen.
I started yawning the microsecond he mentioned yawning 😂
Got totally McIntyred last night
Totally Wallace-Eyed.
Favourite comedian!!! 💘🙏
Have you ever had someone reach out their arm so you can read the time off their clock and since you didn’t know them at all or well enough you didn’t really dare to look properly, but still said “thank you” and smiled at them and then walked away still not knowing the time?
Whenever that happens I look at them in stunned disbelief that they're wearing a clock on their arm.
I always have to look twice. For some reason the first time I don't actually read the time in my panic, put my arm down, then realise I still don't know and have to look again.
No. That is absurd. I am confident.
He is so natural and hence his jokes are so funny
I admire that He is always so elegant. Always.. beside that He is Hilarious. The best comedian ever. Simple the best. 👍😊
He's practically flying! 😆
This is just so funny!!!!😂😂
@9:30 , reminded me of Monty Python, "walk this way " when he went across the stage with no arm movement !Hilarious stuff.
Brilliant as ever 👍👍👍 one of these days i'll get to see you live Mr Mcintyre 🍻
I love you dude. You’re hilarious
Hope to see you one night in Perth.I watch all your UA-cam just so I can laugh at least once a day.Funny man love your work.
I love skipping! ^^ I usually don't do it when people are watching, because I don't want people to think I'm a total weirdo, but it has some curious fun to it.
I live in Canada.if we ever meet perhaps we could go skipping together.ha ha or we could be each others lookout 2 see if anyone is coming.hs ha ha
love this guy always makes me laugh
Love his humour! 😂
“Should’ve seen me last night...FUCKING PAJAMAED” I cry laughed so hard
3:43 for some reason the way he says "don't turn" is always hilarious to me
Michael McIntyre is excellent for my mental health. Any depression instantly evaporates!! He should be prescribed by all doctors!!😂