Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr

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  • @12foot97
    @12foot97 4 роки тому +5068

    The more you resist, the more he destroys you.

  • @LycorisSound
    @LycorisSound 4 роки тому +5670

    I continue to be surprised at the number of people who bring their parents to Jimmy's shows!

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 4 роки тому +56

      Lycoris Sound Or their kids... :-)

    • @beccacritchley8561
      @beccacritchley8561 4 роки тому +63

      Im going with my parents in september 😂 i'll be 17 then

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 4 роки тому +40

      @@beccacritchley8561
      Do you have sexual relations with your parents? If not, then don't go. It'll be weird.

    • @therealKrak
      @therealKrak 4 роки тому +10

      Why? It doesn't matter cause their parents will watch it anyway on DVD... get it? xDDDD

    • @jimi159
      @jimi159 4 роки тому +20

      I went with my parents and it was hilarious, sat fairly near the front but luckily didn’t get picked out

  • @jaakkot9661
    @jaakkot9661 4 роки тому +4909

    When the last lady went "Move along."
    Jimmy: I'm about to destroy this girl.

    • @danghj864
      @danghj864 4 роки тому +40

      Jaakko T he defo was not meant to be with the guy

    • @jeremiahrandell8015
      @jeremiahrandell8015 4 роки тому +209

      I feel like they are cheating with each other.

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 4 роки тому +98

      Jimmy: "I'm about to end this girls whole carreer"
      Friend: "What career??"

    • @hanschenklein8124
      @hanschenklein8124 4 роки тому +75

      And she continues to dig her grave ever deeper

    • @guywithknife
      @guywithknife 4 роки тому +11

      DLC ENERGY porn can be a career, i guess

  • @Notorious12345
    @Notorious12345 4 роки тому +10077

    His show might be the only comedy show where the back seats gets sold before the the front seats.

    • @BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne
      @BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne 4 роки тому +16

      lol

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 4 роки тому +135

      not the only show.. frankie boyle's shows get that aswell me thinks lol

    • @axypher
      @axypher 4 роки тому +183

      You need to check out Andrew Schulz

    • @Donadzea
      @Donadzea 4 роки тому +51

      @@axypher Ye, Andrew turns god mode versus front raw :)))))))))))))))

    • @bananapeaches6370
      @bananapeaches6370 4 роки тому +15

      There’s a few Aussie ones one wants to avoid too... Rodney Rude being one ... he got my brother a beauty twenty years ago - he had a long pony tail ☝️ no no no 😂

  • @TeamAnbu65
    @TeamAnbu65 4 роки тому +5785

    Back seats will be a premium, front row will come with a discount and warning.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 4 роки тому +47

      It's like a modern-day Gallagher show

    • @sbIvanov
      @sbIvanov 4 роки тому +89

      I'd take the front row and just sit back, relax and not look suspicious

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 4 роки тому +33

      @@sbIvanov I'd take a front row seat and wear a Peter Kay T Shirt.

    • @johnathonnoakes4664
      @johnathonnoakes4664 3 роки тому +4

      as i found out at a roy chubby brown show a few years back lol

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 роки тому +5

      @@thefurrybastard1964 unfortunately, I'm not Peter Kay....

  • @raistormrs
    @raistormrs 4 роки тому +3748

    when i think about people getting offended by ricky gervais on that golden globe thing all i can think is … oh please let jimmy do that one just once please their heads will explode :P

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +76

      RaiStorM RS was thinking the exact same thing.
      Gods let jimmy carr loose on them

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 4 роки тому +64

      No one offended by Ricky gervais. Everyone is well aware of his schtick by now. There’s just people like you who think there were people who were offended and obsess over whether people were offended.

    • @kitxilla5390
      @kitxilla5390 4 роки тому +123

      Jayfive276 See your “insult” would be a lot more compelling if you deleted the Minecraft content of your channel.

    • @_KyleRC_
      @_KyleRC_ 4 роки тому +31

      Wait until they find out about frankie boyle

    • @tricky2055
      @tricky2055 4 роки тому +2

      That would be fantastic!

  • @RBHD93
    @RBHD93 4 роки тому +471

    Watched him live last year. Didn't realise he was more ruthless off camera. Absolute class

  • @learn-2-earnn
    @learn-2-earnn 4 роки тому +2843

    She made the biggest mistake of her life by asking him to move along...even the poor guy got dragged into it...

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 4 роки тому +62

      Barbara Streisand effect there

    • @andrewdavidson6495
      @andrewdavidson6495 4 роки тому +64

      yep can't believe she would say something like that when at a show by Jimmy Carr.

    • @rohit65132
      @rohit65132 4 роки тому +41

      Oh the horror that she faced after 😂
      Jimmy rules !!

    • @Pringy
      @Pringy 4 роки тому +36

      I wonder if they ever got together and if not, whether her current fella/husband is a Jimmy Carr fan and seen this 😂

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 4 роки тому +35

      @@saintmatthew9100 agreed. Something more to that relationship than just fk buddies, cos single people wouldn't be ashamed of that. And the dude looked like he wanted to run outta there

  • @clivewells7090
    @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +269

    He's just incredible... the poshest looking man with the filthiest mind, the sharpest wit and absolutely lethal put downs. Amazing, Jimmy, many thanks and best wishes! X

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 4 роки тому +1278

    *Audience member heckles Jimmy Carr*
    Jimmy Carr: "So you have chosen death?"

  • @hillarymarie6335
    @hillarymarie6335 4 роки тому +2978

    British people have the best sense of humor. Dark humor, light humor, all type of humors. Here in the United State people are so sensitive 😒

    • @Sixpack104
      @Sixpack104 4 роки тому +98

      I couldn't agree more, Texas here and I positively love British humor 😝

    • @twice_9463
      @twice_9463 4 роки тому +35

      Hillary Marie i feel bad for all the sensitive nittys in america 😂

    • @The_edible_flower
      @The_edible_flower 4 роки тому +28

      True.
      We know how to have a laugh!

    • @enagrubesic843
      @enagrubesic843 4 роки тому +26

      And their humour in films is consistent

    • @chenjiahui6799
      @chenjiahui6799 4 роки тому +10

      on the dot!

  • @hemstephen9234
    @hemstephen9234 4 роки тому +277

    "Move along" was the most self destructive thing to say 🤣🤣

  • @Charlie_Ses
    @Charlie_Ses 2 роки тому +304

    Never watched Jimmy till they tried to cancel him for telling a joke, turns out he's bloody funny. Bravo Jimmy, keep on rocking.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 2 роки тому +4

      You are in for treat mate ☺️

    • @SeanClaudeVanQuam
      @SeanClaudeVanQuam 2 роки тому +9

      Oh, here we go. Another "meh meh meh cancel cancel meh meh meh" person. It's called consequences...
      ...and the reason Jimmy didn't suffer consequences is because the TARGET of his jokes aren't the SUBJECT of his jokes, unlike Chapelle and Gervais.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Рік тому +8

      ​@@SeanClaudeVanQuam Chappelle did nothing wrong

    • @minecraftnerd2175
      @minecraftnerd2175 7 місяців тому

      Ik I'm literally the most progressive person, woke you may say, but Jimmy carr is my fav comedian, because it's just jokes, and hilarious ones at that

  • @longdark4ever
    @longdark4ever 4 роки тому +176

    I love comedians that interact with the audience, this was hilarious and no one is immune LOL, and that last lady probably to this day regrets saying "Move Along"

  • @FenNick1994
    @FenNick1994 4 роки тому +1283

    The second-hand embarassment for these people is painful.

    • @badbadfull
      @badbadfull 4 роки тому +20

      How? They're praised for being mentioned.

    • @harrywatson-sims4200
      @harrywatson-sims4200 4 роки тому +29

      This is exactly what makes British humour funny 😂

  • @A_J_Gaming83
    @A_J_Gaming83 4 роки тому +321

    I find it great that Jimmy has elderly people as fans also. 👍👍

  • @BeesCantSwim
    @BeesCantSwim 4 роки тому +293

    "I thought you might have whispered it and it picked up an echo" LMFAO thank's Jimmy.

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 роки тому +4

      I don't get it. Is he saying that she was very strikingly stating it out?

    • @jackmaehoph4822
      @jackmaehoph4822 4 роки тому +2

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Dude! Google, echo!

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 роки тому

      Jack Maehoph I know what an echo is. But I still don‘t get it. English isn‘t my first language.

    • @MusicMasterTasmania
      @MusicMasterTasmania 4 роки тому +9

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Jimmy is implying the woman has slept with so many men and stretched out her- you know what, you figure it out from there xD

    • @joonasarmpalu7805
      @joonasarmpalu7805 4 роки тому +12

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai The woman shouted "NO!" really loud when Jimmy asked if (penis') size matters. Jimmy suggested that maybe the woman just whispered, but the whisper picked up an echo, which implies that the woman's vagina is very large/stretched out (and that's the reason why size matters for her).

  • @psychominded3243
    @psychominded3243 4 роки тому +414

    I really hope Jimmy stays the same unlike most comedians who go all limp... So refreshing in this day and age.

    • @psychominded3243
      @psychominded3243 4 роки тому +12

      @john bloggs it certainly is. It should be as simple as, if you don't like it, don't watch it!

    • @craigdawson1749
      @craigdawson1749 4 роки тому

      Nightmare better hope he stops the Botox addiction then coz every time I see him he's changed.

    • @psychominded3243
      @psychominded3243 4 роки тому +6

      @@craigdawson1749 you know he uses botox? You know these are clips from different times? You know he has been losing weight?

    • @craigdawson1749
      @craigdawson1749 4 роки тому +3

      Nightmare his face has had more jabs than a secondhand dartboard from down the pub.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому

      That's ok, jimmy has a lot of practise thumbing it in. If he has....problems....as he grows up, I'm sure he'll figure it out.

  • @re_flow
    @re_flow 4 роки тому +864

    You missed my favourite, the one where the parents bring their kids and being asked on moral dilemma!

    • @Heyda_Marvin
      @Heyda_Marvin 4 роки тому +17

      that one deserves a seperate episode

    • @DuckMastah07
      @DuckMastah07 4 роки тому +16

      That and the joke with Henry VIII, mindreading, australian accent and THAT GUY'S MUM

    • @CraterM
      @CraterM 4 роки тому

      That on youtube? Video title?

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 4 роки тому +11

      well it is Vol. 1 - so maybe in volume 2 - or later...

    • @Malpheron
      @Malpheron 4 роки тому

      @@DuckMastah07 I think that one is already up. "I know you love, I can read your fucken mind."

  • @tahayasseri139
    @tahayasseri139 4 роки тому +217

    Finally Jimmy Carr discovered the Internet in 2020! and put all his shows from past decades on it.

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold 4 роки тому +10

      His channel exists since 2013 ...but it seems he only had one video on it for 5 years or so, then seriously started uploading.

  • @HitZio0
    @HitZio0 4 роки тому +2270

    If he came to an american auditorium, everyone in there would need rehab and a pocket bible.

    • @jay2k536
      @jay2k536 3 роки тому +66

      I've seen his US routine and it was soooo tame. Probably why he never made it there

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 роки тому +50

      I want him to come to Florida so badly, but I'd worry about his well being. People here take jokes WAY too fucking seriously

    • @guitarmatricide4834
      @guitarmatricide4834 3 роки тому +49

      To be fair, this is compiled from shows that are 10+ years old. People are getting thinner-skinned by the minute and it’s becoming more and more rampant in The U.S., The U.K. and Australia, especially...
      England is starting to flip out over comments made by John Cleese, instead of making his twilight years lovely which he deserves for being an inimitable legend.

    • @Supreme_321
      @Supreme_321 2 роки тому +1

      @@guitarmatricide4834 It's a good job they haven't heard Bernard Manning or Roy 'Chubby' Brown then... 🤣

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 2 роки тому +1

      Anyone that says others are thin skinned are almost always thin skinned grown children themselves

  • @davidbuschhorn6539
    @davidbuschhorn6539 4 роки тому +654

    "Two days!"
    [punch] _"Don't draw attention to us for God's *sake*."_

    • @MrTolvan
      @MrTolvan 4 роки тому +5

      who is the bride fliping the bird in th end ???

    • @babuguwda5504
      @babuguwda5504 4 роки тому +2

      Bulu

    • @babuguwda5504
      @babuguwda5504 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrTolvan financial services

  • @MykelLinden
    @MykelLinden 4 роки тому +920

    "That isn't your mum there, is it?"
    (nods)
    At that moment, Jimmy realizes his joke backfired.

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 4 роки тому +88

      But like the epic comedian he is.... carried on haha

    • @SDCLFC1
      @SDCLFC1 4 роки тому +49

      Pretty obvious he would have spotted them earlier and was trying to get someone who was with their mother.

    • @HunGredy
      @HunGredy 4 роки тому +52

      That was definitely how he wanted this to go down. He was probably already honing on them before the joke.

    • @Brayn126
      @Brayn126 4 роки тому +33

      He didn't realize his joke backfired, because it didn't.

    • @idou
      @idou 4 роки тому +4

      «it was at this moment he knew, he’d fucked up»

  • @thomasczthomash1859
    @thomasczthomash1859 4 роки тому +82

    He loves that "what do you do? Depends on the guy probably" gag.

  • @letsgettipsy85
    @letsgettipsy85 2 роки тому +17

    I like the intense focus in his eyes when he’s scanning the room for targets 😂

  • @scl1332
    @scl1332 4 роки тому +54

    Damn that cut at 8:50 just makes the next shot of Jimmy look like the Terminator

  • @Shr00ms30
    @Shr00ms30 4 роки тому +525

    The last lady should have just let him do his thing, it got worse the more she fought

    • @lizzymarlow5208
      @lizzymarlow5208 4 роки тому +22

      🤔 dumb blond. she willingly went to his show.lmao

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 4 роки тому +43

      @@lizzymarlow5208 guessing it was her first Jimmy Carr show lol. That 'scuba diving' guy had the right idea and just laughed along. That's the only way to interact with Jimmy once he picks you ou

    • @alexkapinga2024
      @alexkapinga2024 3 роки тому +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 роки тому +1

      R*pey vibes here

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 2 роки тому +5

      That was my defense in court, it didn't go very well...

  • @jace_Henderson
    @jace_Henderson 2 роки тому +61

    Jimmy carr is so clever and slick it’s actually unreal how he can be so offensive without actually coming off as offensive.

  • @aa1bb2cc3dd4
    @aa1bb2cc3dd4 4 роки тому +267

    8:18 He left that kid WIDE open to respond with "Yeah you're probably not used to seeing them from the front". DAMNIT I'm so mad at that kid. That would been perfectttttt

  • @Dhark0rion
    @Dhark0rion 3 роки тому +21

    "You still having that problem with Sauroman and his Orc Army?"
    I fuckin' Lost it.

  • @azbehocevar2051
    @azbehocevar2051 4 роки тому +731

    This guy should be a comedian

  • @DemonVido
    @DemonVido 4 роки тому +500

    His comedic timing is just perfect
    Even though he looks like a gay action figure 😄

  • @nikolababadzhanov3554
    @nikolababadzhanov3554 3 роки тому +108

    Jimmy checking the audience.
    A girl: "Move along"
    Jimmy: "Ah, free real estate"

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 4 роки тому +120

    “HeLlO”
    “Hello”
    Why is this my favourite part of the video

    • @nonyornats6218
      @nonyornats6218 4 роки тому

      P sure she said Harrow

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 роки тому +1

      @@nonyornats6218 She said it like she was having a fucking stroke

  • @grahamefreestone5309
    @grahamefreestone5309 4 роки тому +50

    3:16 Jimmy showing a bit of class by being nice to the woman whose phone rang. 👍

    • @vibes3690
      @vibes3690 3 роки тому +8

      That was my nan I’m not even joking 😂

  • @theemberboss7776
    @theemberboss7776 2 роки тому +16

    jimmys entire show could be him just roasting the audience and everyone would love it

  • @anonymousdude4922
    @anonymousdude4922 4 роки тому +143

    Diving school man got completely destroyed

  • @An_Actual_Kiwi
    @An_Actual_Kiwi 2 роки тому +12

    The "growth" guy got absolutely shat on so many times.

  • @mariearmstrong7718
    @mariearmstrong7718 2 роки тому +6

    You never fail to brighten my day no matter how outrageous you are with your audience! Your brain is a magnificent thing!

  • @maxdraper6462
    @maxdraper6462 4 роки тому +35

    13:25 man I feel so bad for that guy 😂 just un called for 😂

    • @masterchief1520
      @masterchief1520 3 роки тому

      It's a comedy show lol. They knew what were getting into.

  • @haziq_zm
    @haziq_zm 4 роки тому +43

    he looks like grown up 'young sheldon'

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 4 роки тому +8

    I have been your fan for as long as I can remember Jimmy. Your quick wit is second to none. Wish to see you live someday.

  • @JackieGian
    @JackieGian 4 роки тому +201

    Has someone ever realised that he looks like Roger Federers a little fatter and a little meaner brother? 😂

  • @felixfox5806
    @felixfox5806 4 роки тому +63

    Love you for making me laugh so much. Your a real comical genius

  • @brightsorcerer
    @brightsorcerer 4 роки тому +13

    That is an awesome collection!!! Ad lib at its very finest... Would love to see him live if he ever came through Canada. He is definitely the professor of comedy.

    • @coreyjohnston5962
      @coreyjohnston5962 3 роки тому

      Montreal just for laughs
      he has done that show a few times

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 4 роки тому +11

    We need Jimmy Carr in the US.... his roasting prowess is on god tier.

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 3 роки тому +3

    This guy is a legend. Much love from America.

  • @MrGaleor
    @MrGaleor 4 роки тому +41

    That last one definitely exposed an affair lol...

  • @StRose9
    @StRose9 3 роки тому +30

    Damn... That blonde in the end really had no clue when to stop. He masacrated her. The more she resisted the more he burned her.
    The man is like a living sand.

  • @15mantas15
    @15mantas15 3 роки тому +15

    Don’t matter how many times I watch always makes me laugh

  • @therandomreacher
    @therandomreacher 4 роки тому +16

    My mouth and cheeks are hurting of laughter 😂 jimmy the legend 🔥

  • @roncar1761
    @roncar1761 4 роки тому +23

    How many old or new comedians can walk out on a stage and "free style" like this and be FUNNY! 👏👍👏👍👏👍

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 4 роки тому +252

    Frankie boyle, Ricky gervais and jimmy Carr need to team up

    • @realsquidinc7428
      @realsquidinc7428 4 роки тому +5

      BenArchy Uk my lungs would explode

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 роки тому +4

      We just need a fourth
      Then they can end the world

    • @areek7643
      @areek7643 4 роки тому +2

      @@thomasnolastname8734
      Bill Burr?
      ua-cam.com/video/3jMhoGUiIkk/v-deo.html
      (Video starts at 2.26 min)

    • @OldSkoolF
      @OldSkoolF 4 роки тому +4

      Bill Burr

    • @pranavsingla5902
      @pranavsingla5902 4 роки тому

      @@thomasnolastname8734 andrew schulz

  • @wttao39
    @wttao39 4 роки тому +3

    Brilliant improvisation with smashing bones humor!!!
    No matter how many times I've seen it all still I can't get enough!
    Way to go Jimmy.
    Be always YOU and WELL!!!

  • @bongoslide
    @bongoslide 4 роки тому +65

    Always so very funny, I think you have to have a strong mind to dare sit at the front lmao

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +291

    My wife called the birth of her first child a 'Growth removal procedure'.

  • @hampus6647
    @hampus6647 4 роки тому +86

    17:20 I have a feeling one of them were having an affair xD they got waaay to embarrassed.

  • @X-Gen-001
    @X-Gen-001 4 роки тому +89

    Jimmy is so delightfully deranged. And that laugh of his is hysterical. Ah Ah Aaaah :)

    • @vi2e
      @vi2e 4 роки тому +4

      you mean: Ah Ah Ah Aaaah!

    • @X-Gen-001
      @X-Gen-001 4 роки тому +4

      @@vi2e Yeah that too lol. The first time I saw Jimmy I thought he was doing a fake laugh but that's how he really laughs. Which just makes him even funnier.

    • @vi2e
      @vi2e 4 роки тому +5

      @@X-Gen-001 thought the same! But it's real! XD

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 2 роки тому +1

      He laughs like count von count from Sesame Street

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 4 роки тому +61

    ". . . three fellas. . . "
    I almost cut myself shaving.

  • @Peip692
    @Peip692 4 роки тому +16

    Yo Jimmy I really appreciate you releasing all this compiled footage, I'm really enjoying it!

  • @htxvandal5760
    @htxvandal5760 4 роки тому +14

    That was one of the best ones that has been put together .

  • @hatem4458
    @hatem4458 4 роки тому +151

    I swear everyone is sweating in those shows.

    • @DeadlyLazer
      @DeadlyLazer 4 роки тому +23

      It's like being back in school with the teacher randomly selecting students to answer the question

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 4 роки тому +6

      @@DeadlyLazer It's also like being an an oven with a tonne of strangers.
      But I don't think Jimmy is German.

    • @supernovagirl5741
      @supernovagirl5741 3 роки тому

      From fear of being roasted by him lol

  • @miguelmf
    @miguelmf 4 роки тому +11

    18:06 and THAT reaction is why I love to watch Jimmy

  • @christ562
    @christ562 4 роки тому +66

    Vicki takes it really well, and she has a great sense of humour too.

    • @709mash
      @709mash 4 роки тому +6

      The best way to not be so embarrassed is to roll with it. Learned that at a comedy club a few years back lol. It's good fun actually.

    • @AnimeRenegades
      @AnimeRenegades 4 роки тому +2

      She does take it very well :)

  • @kingofnothing6416
    @kingofnothing6416 4 роки тому +5

    Bro ngl I love this guy and I’ve only watched him for a few minutes he’s the best I’m laughing genuinely

  • @PushSomeHeavyWeight
    @PushSomeHeavyWeight 2 роки тому +3

    For the love of god this man is a gift best laughs in a while thank you for the content

  • @SML1010THAI
    @SML1010THAI 4 роки тому +7

    This guy is the best comedian around 😂😂😂😂👍

  • @parmeshawncomedy1044
    @parmeshawncomedy1044 4 роки тому +7

    An absolute genius of comedy

  • @stuartmorgan952
    @stuartmorgan952 3 роки тому +3

    This guy, goes over & above, makes him unique. No holds barred, lm in.

  • @Mike_Muffler
    @Mike_Muffler 4 роки тому +49

    This guy is great.
    He came out of nowhere...
    and just Destroys!
    ...and that Laugh!
    #TopTier #JimmyCarr #Lmao

    • @vabalokis
      @vabalokis 4 роки тому +7

      He came out of nowhere? what do you mean

    • @JesusisJesus
      @JesusisJesus 4 роки тому +3

      He’s so funny he has to laugh backwards.

  • @SA77888
    @SA77888 4 роки тому +38

    Glad he took it easy on the newly weds since this would be a day they would remember. He might avoid paying his taxes but at leasts hes got a heart, 😀

    • @zarifshoeb
      @zarifshoeb 2 роки тому +1

      Tell that to the last girl and tell me how it went

  • @jerrys1
    @jerrys1 3 місяці тому +1

    When Jimmy says “I’m joking”, you know things are about to get worse for you 😂

  • @praxis6172
    @praxis6172 4 роки тому +66

    That was suicide telling Jimmy to move along.

  • @rossi6113
    @rossi6113 4 роки тому +2

    Without question the funniest guy on the circuit. I only have to look at Jimmy and he makes me laugh. TOP man.

  • @hsk8787
    @hsk8787 4 роки тому +6

    Lol love how far hes willing to take the jokes

  • @THE_VictoryPictures
    @THE_VictoryPictures 4 роки тому +41

    6:43 that man’s forehead shines brighter than my future.

  • @Mercedes_Benz_Bros.
    @Mercedes_Benz_Bros. 2 роки тому +3

    that girl at the end got ripped hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samael4550
    @samael4550 4 роки тому +6

    4:03 i was boutta laugh but holding it in and then Jimmy hit me with the shrug and I started dying lmao

  • @TheRatlord74
    @TheRatlord74 4 роки тому +20

    I laughed so much it hurts.

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 роки тому +30

    Pro tip, don’t sit in the front row. 😂

    • @jace_Henderson
      @jace_Henderson 2 роки тому +1

      I would gladly sit in the front. What’s to be afraid of? Jokes? Not your typical american here would absolutely gladly take that front line.

  • @dawson8364
    @dawson8364 4 роки тому +18

    I'm convinced that Jimmy Carr has endless content.

  • @ohmid123
    @ohmid123 4 роки тому +13

    He pays attention and he is very witty. that's a talent!

  • @mockzu
    @mockzu 4 роки тому +281

    Jimmy wouldn’t last 10 seconds in a comedy show in America, Everyone is gonna get mad

    • @waterskin7
      @waterskin7 3 роки тому +46

      Then they shouldnt even attend if they cant take the jokes

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 3 роки тому +9

      What's this bullshit you guys are saying. It's just jokes not like people in america are gonna die over that

    • @andreserra4094
      @andreserra4094 3 роки тому +35

      A wise man once said: Just because you are offended doesn’t mean you are right

    • @scarcieiani5763
      @scarcieiani5763 3 роки тому +2

      Are you crazy Jimmy car is like Rick and morty the show... But... The guy...

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 3 роки тому +1

      He was in US. Tame and lame.

  • @ryanvandermerwe5587
    @ryanvandermerwe5587 4 роки тому +3

    When Jimmy says "... What's that sorry?" game over

  • @SagaLiveTV
    @SagaLiveTV 3 роки тому +10

    You are savage buddy, love your comedy and I’m happy I’ve never been on the receiving end of your jokes lol

  • @alansmith9814
    @alansmith9814 4 роки тому +1

    Take on the audience with such ease. Naturally sharp. Naturally funny.

  • @roshansubramanian9069
    @roshansubramanian9069 4 роки тому +105

    I liked the bit when he roasted someone

    • @arronbeta598
      @arronbeta598 4 роки тому +6

      I for one thoroughly enjoyed the part where he made fun of people

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 роки тому +6

      I liked the bit where someone was embarrassed in the audience

    • @henrybatchelor4445
      @henrybatchelor4445 4 роки тому +2

      Um that’s the point

    • @arronbeta598
      @arronbeta598 4 роки тому

      @@henrybatchelor4445 ?

    • @TheStingOfDeath
      @TheStingOfDeath 4 роки тому +2

      @@henrybatchelor4445 woooooosh

  • @holeintheleg
    @holeintheleg 4 роки тому +10

    After just watching frankie Boyle s barrage this feels relatively restrained lol

  • @daveroberts9921
    @daveroberts9921 4 роки тому +6

    My favorite comedian.

  • @NTac_Tic
    @NTac_Tic 4 роки тому +5

    Yea, i need more off this. Just awesome.

  • @LibuRsk
    @LibuRsk 4 роки тому +9

    Love the channel. Would love to see some more full episodes. Cheers

  • @ogrelan2562
    @ogrelan2562 3 роки тому +1

    Best comedian hands down in the planet he has all the right answers ready to go at all times
    I hope. He comes to miami fl anytime soon

  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi 4 роки тому +36

    17:43 I want to know his wife's reaction at home if she's watching this video

  • @pizzapotato7161
    @pizzapotato7161 4 роки тому +5

    The poor "diving guy" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @barrymichlowitz1071
    @barrymichlowitz1071 4 роки тому +11

    When Jimmy told the man who had a growth removed to come up with a better story, it reminded me of something my grandfather told me. He grew up in Germany early in the 1910's. A man would go to a barber and get intentionally slashed on his cheek near his eye, then would go around telling everyone he got the wound in a sword fight.

  • @hoosierpatriot2280
    @hoosierpatriot2280 2 роки тому +9

    This guy is a comedic genius

  • @reconquistalapatria2178
    @reconquistalapatria2178 3 роки тому +8

    Talking to him is like suicide, even not talking to him is suicide 😂

  • @normanprice8810
    @normanprice8810 3 роки тому +3

    “Where you from madam”
    “Dartford”
    For some reason this cracks me up way more than it should

  • @starcharx9139
    @starcharx9139 4 роки тому +61

    that last girl was so rude good on Jimmy for laying into her

    • @andrewdavidson6495
      @andrewdavidson6495 4 роки тому +8

      wasn't rude just didn't want to be targeted and handled it the wrong way.

    • @starcharx9139
      @starcharx9139 4 роки тому +9

      Andrew Davidson understand she didn’t want to be targeted but you’re going to see a comedian known for targeting audience members so her own fault really

    • @shaheenziyard5631
      @shaheenziyard5631 4 роки тому +5

      @@andrewdavidson6495 kinda was, he asked her name, very politely, yes she'll probably be made fun of, a bit, but that's to be expected in a Jimmy Carr show, and she says move along? Deserved it

  • @YT-mb5od
    @YT-mb5od 4 роки тому +11

    Anyone got a timestamp for the "move along" part?
    17:18