Funniest Military Fails... Part 11

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @dumpy08
    @dumpy08 5 місяців тому +496

    WHAT IS HARDER? YOU OR THE TREE YOU CRASHED IN WHEN SEEING THE THUMBNAIL

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 5 місяців тому +47

    "Grenade launcher thingie boom-boom" got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @johnnyt629
    @johnnyt629 5 місяців тому +219

    Dude I took like 6 pictures on deployment not wanting to be that guy. Take the pictures, keep the memories

    • @dosnbrugliera4141
      @dosnbrugliera4141 5 місяців тому +8

      Yea i Lost my camera. I kick myself everyday

    • @BeefbrothHD3L
      @BeefbrothHD3L 5 місяців тому +5

      Remember the memories. To hell with the pictures.

    • @noodledajuice1114
      @noodledajuice1114 3 місяці тому +1

      I did the same shit. It's a regret I have. But, I was totally in the fucking moment.

    • @DocRobActual
      @DocRobActual Місяць тому

      Have/had similar stance. I think the good way is when you're taking pics/vids for yourself and the people with you, not for some imaginary audience. I did it for me and the people with me. Be cool when it's pics/vid taken for you and yours. Be cautious if it's for an audience that isn't you and yours.Take the pics to inform the memories.

  • @awesomegumball14
    @awesomegumball14 5 місяців тому +16

    Comment before 8:52 , Nikki is correct af. I have a dad who was in the AF during Desert Storm. He was an aircraft mechanic who I happily follow after somewhat. We went to Arizona to meet some military buddies and watched some old tapes from a VHS. We were very lucky to have that friend who was always seen with a camera recording videos. I can’t relate to my dad and his friend. But that was a really fun night watching my dad and his buddies partying in Turkey!

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 5 місяців тому +39

    Pole dancing with the branches

  • @Edi-to
    @Edi-to 5 місяців тому +12

    Love the vids keep it up super funny aswell 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  5 місяців тому +8

      Thank you edi! I’m doin my best to keep up now that I got a dog but the schedule is coming back! Lol

    • @tht_07kx100
      @tht_07kx100 5 місяців тому

      @@nikkoortiz love your content man, always makes my day better when you post a new vid. Kepp it up man!

  • @leeclubb9299
    @leeclubb9299 5 місяців тому +114

    just got to my first duty station last week, my first major purchase was to get my wife a German Shepherd puppy so that she wont notice the huge charge when I buy the gaming console LMFAO

    • @Landondavy
      @Landondavy 4 місяці тому

      Bahahahah good one

    • @abelrivera4375
      @abelrivera4375 4 місяці тому

      Not even gonna lie, that's smart AF, taking notes...

    • @CBaller2020
      @CBaller2020 3 місяці тому

      As a female, I applaud you! My husband would do the same exact thing! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @stuntdevo
    @stuntdevo 5 місяців тому +11

    0:28 seconds in NIKKO THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR YOU NOT SIMPING OVER CAKED UP GIRLS GOOD JOB!

  • @Dsdcain
    @Dsdcain 5 місяців тому +44

    Like Mandatoryfunday says, "Live, laugh, toaster bath."

    • @FunkinWaggle
      @FunkinWaggle 4 місяці тому +1

      I need that sign for my bathroom

  • @Adventure_Sender
    @Adventure_Sender 5 місяців тому +41

    helll yeah love the military fails

    • @WDR8488
      @WDR8488 5 місяців тому

      Why she got the biggest ass th

    • @Chico_FatCat
      @Chico_FatCat 5 місяців тому

      Oh yeah brother

    • @nzbulax
      @nzbulax 5 місяців тому

      who doesnt

  • @AC130J_Ghostrider_pilot
    @AC130J_Ghostrider_pilot 5 місяців тому +8

    finally. the Apache's have loudspeakers.

  • @Donkey-Butter223
    @Donkey-Butter223 5 місяців тому +26

    The Blackstreet Boys😂😂 2:45

    • @tridentuk6885
      @tridentuk6885 5 місяців тому +5

      At least someone delivered. It was RIGHT THERE!

    • @reids1405
      @reids1405 3 місяці тому

      I was at boot camp with these guys. They all failed basic training.

  • @JosieHolbein
    @JosieHolbein 5 місяців тому +64

    0:25 GYATTTT SMASH

    • @Bluenighthaman
      @Bluenighthaman 5 місяців тому +2

      i know right 😊

    • @buchinkyandslushy8558
      @buchinkyandslushy8558 5 місяців тому

      That wasn't the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Dereinejunge178
      @Dereinejunge178 5 місяців тому +2

      GYAT something in my Eye 🤑

    • @ChrisKay88
      @ChrisKay88 5 місяців тому

      I have a sudden urge to join the military

    • @ghosthunter0404
      @ghosthunter0404 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ChrisKay88 definitely phsyops bro not worth it

  • @lexer2119
    @lexer2119 4 місяці тому +1

    4:33 snowdragon692 "OK HEAR ME OUT........ smash" absolutely killed me lmfao

  • @a_spoon2822
    @a_spoon2822 5 місяців тому +52

    1:26 thankfully the thing that the F-18 dropped was a drop tank but the way it fell it looked like napalm.

    • @Kaotik818
      @Kaotik818 5 місяців тому +5

      thx for saying it, saw it and was like "why is he so worried"

    • @Necracudda
      @Necracudda 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, it’s just the drop tank… though I gotta say the AO’s or the AD’s are gonna get screamed at for this one 😂

    • @patmahomesisthegoat1622
      @patmahomesisthegoat1622 5 місяців тому

      looks more like a buddy tank

  • @Alistila
    @Alistila 5 місяців тому +7

    Nikko is showing his hispanic roots with that "Ay!"

  • @davidmengon694
    @davidmengon694 2 місяці тому +2

    Agree with biggest regret. Hard to show my kids what I’ve done when I was “too cool” for pictures.

  • @juniora_2750
    @juniora_2750 5 місяців тому +27

    11:2 lana rhoades , riley reid, emily willis, Teanna Trump, autumn falls, violet myers, Angela white that’s the whole list😂

  • @lilsleepy11324
    @lilsleepy11324 5 місяців тому +9

    2:45 the Black street boys.

  • @Vitalsyx
    @Vitalsyx 5 місяців тому +7

    Niko twists everything he sees and somehow makes it better

  • @Themuffinman1820
    @Themuffinman1820 5 місяців тому +3

    8:30 that is my 1 and only regret from my time in....didnt take enough pics now all i have is this fading TBI memory 😂😂

  • @hunterwarner393
    @hunterwarner393 5 місяців тому +4

    0:26 into the video and my eyes roll back into my head already hahah

  • @country_bou
    @country_bou 5 місяців тому +4

    Love your content Nikko keep up the good work

  • @manofweirdness7459
    @manofweirdness7459 5 місяців тому +9

    Ik I'm down bad but we've GYATT to focus💀 0:25

  • @blakeshepherd6907
    @blakeshepherd6907 5 місяців тому +2

    I like the Apache load speakers lol they need to use that in war time lol

  • @tyshaft2155
    @tyshaft2155 5 місяців тому +2

    bro got us to click so fast with the thumbnail, no regrets Nikko, well played.

  • @figmentfan81
    @figmentfan81 5 місяців тому +1

    Loved watching this live on Twitch and now seeing it on UA-cam. You all need to see him live on Twitch!!! The best watch!!!

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 5 місяців тому +33

    At 9:46, whoever has it has either Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or ligament laxity. I have LL with my shoulders. My husband turns green when I turned them totally the other way.

  • @kylersmith80
    @kylersmith80 5 місяців тому +4

    I was graduating when the recruit punched the SDI in the face, he tried to run after, we called him trackstar afterwords

    • @imnotme7538
      @imnotme7538 5 місяців тому

      Yo funny seeing you here dude

  • @guyhummel2847
    @guyhummel2847 5 місяців тому +1

    Not just military guys, but every guy out there that gets their first lappy!!!😂😂😂

  • @summersol5
    @summersol5 5 місяців тому +1

    The way it ended. That was a lost in the first half. Crushed on 2nd half. Niko closer. Biiiiyyyyeeee.

  • @JadaSammy4600
    @JadaSammy4600 5 місяців тому +3

    I love you nikko you are hella funny all the timeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤brooo this is just sooo funny I can’t stop laughing I thought I was going to choke on the air lol😂

  • @Sml_kikebeans1234
    @Sml_kikebeans1234 5 місяців тому +1

    2:48 it’s the blackstreet boys 😂

  • @froztygaming4857
    @froztygaming4857 5 місяців тому +1

    Thumbnail tho 👌. 🤣🤣

  • @Bueno5096
    @Bueno5096 5 місяців тому +3

    I was in that ship when the plane dropped that. It's called a drop tank or a fuel tank. The dude recording said "back the fuck up then". It was the running joke for the deployment 😂 BTW it was on the 2019-2020 deployment on the USS Abraham Lincoln Lincoln

  • @anthonyflones6902
    @anthonyflones6902 3 місяці тому +1

    Nikko Ortiz is my favorite P-Star

  • @tilt3860
    @tilt3860 5 місяців тому +1

    "scan my cac and get away from me" im dying LMFAOO

  • @johnhorton9637
    @johnhorton9637 5 місяців тому +1

    Even after being out the army for almost 20 years now. I miss some things about being there

  • @Incognito1786
    @Incognito1786 27 днів тому

    When I was sitting at the discharge unit in army basic, we had a guy show up who got into a physical fight with a drill sergeant. Dude beat the DS's ass, and ended up getting jumped on by 2-3 more DS's to restrain him. Dude said he told the DS to get out of his face or he was gonna beat him, and the DS just acted like dude wasn't gonna do shit and kept on. It was crazy.
    We had a tradition of making the new arrivals to the discharge unit wear the road guard vest (so they could stop traffic and we could cross roads), and that dude was the only new person who didn't have to wear it.

  • @Randomstuff93551
    @Randomstuff93551 5 місяців тому +3

    3:01 The black street boys 💀

  • @Berm_Blaster
    @Berm_Blaster 5 місяців тому +3

    Didn't know Nikko streamed on twitch!

  • @TheSilmarallion
    @TheSilmarallion Місяць тому

    The regret for not taking pictures is so true.

  • @koredragon2833
    @koredragon2833 2 місяці тому

    That middle dropping from the jet was no joke

  • @thatguyspivs
    @thatguyspivs 5 місяців тому +2

    Hey Nikko I doubt u remember me but a while ago (like a little over a year) I said I was going to marine corps for basic training and you told me keep my head down and move with speed and intensity. Well I took that to heart and I wanted to let you know I made it to the fleet. Thank you for your advice brother. It really helped

  • @Mybihbadnocap
    @Mybihbadnocap 5 місяців тому

    Your editors on point fr

  • @HarryTurnbull-pt8zw
    @HarryTurnbull-pt8zw 5 місяців тому +2

    Love your content btw. And you should do a react on British army cadets. Army cadets is basically the army but for kindle minors. It's great.

  • @30augt6spring
    @30augt6spring 5 місяців тому

    9:42 The backwards hoodie prank would go crazy on this guy

  • @Orangeboy-ln4re
    @Orangeboy-ln4re 4 місяці тому

    8:52 great holes reference (ofc Nikko would get a reference from a movie about holes)

  • @frostylilfrog
    @frostylilfrog 5 місяців тому

    Makes my day when nikko uploads. You’re awesome bro

  • @unclescipio3136
    @unclescipio3136 5 місяців тому +1

    I didn't realise the US military had such massive strategic cake reserves.

  • @joshy9464
    @joshy9464 5 місяців тому

    You gotta admit that metallic click on the MGL is satisfying

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 5 місяців тому +1

    4’11”?? I had to be 5’2”! 😂😂

  • @kylemaricle6114
    @kylemaricle6114 4 місяці тому

    I love the fact that you give us Navy guys a hard time.

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 5 місяців тому

    Love the vids Nikko! I told NayNay to interrupt your vids like you interrupted her naps

  • @DeanNinneman-cf1kd
    @DeanNinneman-cf1kd 4 місяці тому

    THE THUMBNAIL IS HILARIOUS YET ALSO THOSE CHEEKSXD

  • @JackTobben-yc8bs
    @JackTobben-yc8bs 5 місяців тому

    Hi Nikko I want to thank you for always putting out content some really hard times have come opon me and you have made them better

  • @LYFSTYL.
    @LYFSTYL. 4 місяці тому

    Love your content!! Hits home. A funny military brat version would be great too! Like living on base type shit or whatever you can create 🫡👍

  • @DarhkCrizzus
    @DarhkCrizzus 5 місяців тому +3

    friendship or ownership bro! im dead lol

    • @mmorris2830
      @mmorris2830 4 місяці тому +1

      To be fair... if they traded places, white bro would probably get crushed😅

  • @SWAFanPilot
    @SWAFanPilot 5 місяців тому

    Always an amazing day when Nikki uploads

  • @revelation9125
    @revelation9125 5 місяців тому +1

    The blackstreet boys 😂

  • @BJJUSAF
    @BJJUSAF 5 місяців тому +2

    White dude on black guys shoulders, aka Master Blaster like in Mad Max Beyond 😂

  • @ThunderCloudA54
    @ThunderCloudA54 4 місяці тому

    Jesus the overhead arm claps and the y squat 😂😂😩😩

  • @AlbertSteaminton
    @AlbertSteaminton 5 місяців тому

    Hey man, I used to watch your videos before I joined, and now Im in. I understand everything more

  • @bartonbella3131
    @bartonbella3131 5 місяців тому

    Shia is a good actor, hell, hes a great actor.

  • @ashmash467
    @ashmash467 5 місяців тому +1

    Taze myself? (Tazes) Aye!!!! 😂

  • @sgtrickards5683
    @sgtrickards5683 5 місяців тому

    Oh shit. I served at Fort Campbell. 7 years. Every day was the best day ever. My favorite part was getting to run 4-8 miles every day. My knees hurt now. Ouch.

  • @xw1ngnutsx952
    @xw1ngnutsx952 5 місяців тому +1

    liked and shared before watching. I'm gonna be cancelled aren't I?......
    Yep, the longer I'm watching, the more I'm regretting myself. :)
    Love you Nikko!

    • @xw1ngnutsx952
      @xw1ngnutsx952 5 місяців тому

      Holy f*ck I haven't laughed so hard all year. Funny as bro.... Funny as

  • @Sigma-v8y
    @Sigma-v8y 5 місяців тому +2

    Love this video

  • @SHANNENCOMBASS
    @SHANNENCOMBASS 4 місяці тому

    Nikko I love your vids
    And one day hope
    To see you in person

  • @onegg04
    @onegg04 Місяць тому

    Buying a gaming console?
    lol. Yep. My uncle was in the army in the 80s. He bought a NES.
    He gave it to me later on when I was a kid.
    Best part. I still have it. In its original packaging AND it still has the little sticky retail sticker “AAFES” at $159.

  • @stevenk5152
    @stevenk5152 5 місяців тому

    I myself 1000% agree that not taking more pics with my boys was my biggest regret when i was in

  • @jacksonlee6760
    @jacksonlee6760 4 місяці тому

    8:07 Hits the hardest in this whole video.

  • @dabo9016
    @dabo9016 3 місяці тому

    Used to be able to do the same trick with both feet before the accident. Everyone used to freak out in the room 🤣

  • @XxToy_SolderxX
    @XxToy_SolderxX 3 місяці тому

    niko - "the black backstreet boys"
    me - "the black street boys"

  • @thelordofoverflowingcups4653
    @thelordofoverflowingcups4653 4 місяці тому

    2:46
    I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYONE POST THIS YET. FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME
    Blackstreet boys

  • @rush_17
    @rush_17 5 місяців тому +6

    10:02 why would you ever actually punch a drill sergeant in the face, that's why we have our imaginations, no?!!!

    • @kurotoruk
      @kurotoruk 5 місяців тому

      bro thought it *was* his imagination

    • @dylonpress7034
      @dylonpress7034 5 місяців тому

      Correct. He probably thought he had a VR set on😂

  • @robertwilson958
    @robertwilson958 5 місяців тому

    The “WHOOA!!!L and then the “that’s gay!” Had me dead!

  • @dancingkirby3591
    @dancingkirby3591 5 місяців тому +1

    You can also use an eraser from a pencil for the radio equipment. To this day I refuse to spit, or as my mentor did.... lick... the comms gear.

  • @tortoiseshell6666
    @tortoiseshell6666 2 місяці тому +1

    1:39 its actually a fuel tank nothing would happen 😂 unless it hits the propeller than itll just release the fuel into the water

  • @The_Succsessor
    @The_Succsessor 5 місяців тому

    Ownership or friendship is crazy😂😂

  • @thelegionisnotamused8929
    @thelegionisnotamused8929 5 місяців тому +1

    2:17 I thought combat made me hard too. Turns out it was one concussion too many.

  • @GIBBZZ.45
    @GIBBZZ.45 5 місяців тому

    That part where thy were crossing the road. Thats a great recruiting video.

  • @nate9133
    @nate9133 3 місяці тому

    love the content

  • @Go2scout
    @Go2scout 5 місяців тому

    3:50 That explains a lot. Now we understand......

  • @No_Fun_Allowed
    @No_Fun_Allowed 5 місяців тому +1

    10:26 the military already takes forever to do things, i cant imagen what it would be like to see them drag something out

  • @willmccall5827
    @willmccall5827 5 місяців тому

    Niko: the black backstreet boys
    Me: The blackstreet boys 😂😂😅

  • @AndrewShameful
    @AndrewShameful 5 місяців тому

    I believe you should do more reaction content. You are godly at it. Maybe different categories!!!!!!

  • @Roosterboy_00
    @Roosterboy_00 4 місяці тому

    The black street boys 😂

  • @darkrevass7634
    @darkrevass7634 4 місяці тому +1

    11:11 Sweetie Fox hands down❤

  • @Ali_Althani
    @Ali_Althani 5 місяців тому +2

    Love from Qatar !

  • @DevilDogDaddy7769
    @DevilDogDaddy7769 5 місяців тому +1

    I have to agree, I should've taken more pics.

  • @sterlinggecko3269
    @sterlinggecko3269 Місяць тому

    I knew a dude in the Navy that had that reservist gut, but he did the dash for cash like Usain Bolt while smoking a cigarette

  • @ghilliegoat600
    @ghilliegoat600 5 місяців тому

    lol you know the back street boys got concealed😂

  • @miketheviking_
    @miketheviking_ 5 місяців тому

    August Ames was the goat. My sessions have never been the same since.

  • @DashBrawlStars1
    @DashBrawlStars1 5 місяців тому

    Scan my cac card and get tf away from me😂😂😂😂😂😂ahhh man the chair force thinks theyre tuff

  • @SammyDog-p3l
    @SammyDog-p3l 3 місяці тому +1

    Everybody like for nikko to do airsoft battle

  • @kelvaris1
    @kelvaris1 Місяць тому

    After they court martial you, they take away all your stuff and you wear PT clothes for 8 weeks while you wait to be processed.

  • @geraldguthrie7394
    @geraldguthrie7394 5 місяців тому

    Kendall pounders the name and poundings the game got me dead 😂😂😂

  • @rvidalbr
    @rvidalbr 3 місяці тому

    6:54 the reserve is THE PEAK MALE BOD

  • @Burneddoh1
    @Burneddoh1 5 місяців тому +1

    1:36 THAT'S THE FUCKIN FUEL TANK THING BRO😭😭(f/A-18 super hornet)