When me and my sister were three years old, I broke a plastic screwdriver from like a toy set. She decided to get the electric tape, fix it, and then proceeded to stab me in the stomach with it.
Craziest thing I've done to my siblings for no reason is call them slaves in the most Craziest southern accent and call them the hard r its my morning routine
hey Nikko, I am planing on enlisting in the military and was hoping you could do a video on tips and what to say on applications, and your personal experiences!
6:42 Brother: *walks into the room and smacks me upside the head for no reason* Me: *eyes tearing up a bit because it really freaking hurt* Me: ow why would you do that Brother: oh go cry me a river, and then drown in it! Mind you this kid was 8 or 9 at the time! Gen Alpha, my goodness, amirite?
Legit my little brother was standing on our above pool ladder in dead winter as kids and I just pushed him in. No remorse. No reason. Just funny. Got my ass yelled and beat but it was SOOOOO worth it
1:53 Hell fucking yes I would, like that's even better cause she ain't got legs to get in the way or work around lol, damn I'm going to hell for sure.🤣
Bro, i was working a busy ass bar one night. Struggled through this girls accent to get her accent. she was fine, told her i liked her accent, it sounded exotic and asked where she was from. Stockton, she was just deaf...
Can you make more videos where you react to one thing ( like you used to do back in the day), it’s always really fun to have your energy and your military background and it would be nice to have more videos like the French foreign legion again
my craziest sibling experience was when my brother was walking past me. I stopped him, told him not to blink and poked his eyes with my fingers. all because i saw it on tv. a few eye drops and he was fine lol but we still laugh about it to this day XD
Brruuuuhhh my football teammates did that to me in the hallway where all the cheerleaders were practicing. And the worst part is he didn’t just get the pants
craziest thing ive done to my brother was wait till he was taking a hot steaming shower and then spray pepper spray in the bathroom and closed the door
6:41 me and my brother have genuinely almost killed each other in the dumbest ways…. Like I threw a battery at his head, he body slammed me onto a glass coffee table.. I’m 4.5 years younger than him and he’d always go “let me teach you how to fight!’ Which just included him absolutely kicking my ass..
Me and my brother were playing fighting, and he hit me too hard so I got fed up and shoulder flipped him, long story short- I winded him and he never wanted to play fight with me again
6:35. One time a cousin came over, it was maybe 8 in the morning and I’m still sleeping in. older brother and him both walked into my room with cold hot dogs and smeared them over my lips. And when I woke up they quickly turned away acting like they were pulling their pants back up. I threw hands in revenge, and they both know how to wrestle so I got pretzeled by two testosterone filled men with nothing but ill intent. Basically every Christmas for me.
Interesting, 9:58, so every time at the doctors office, the nurse gets my blood pressure holding my arm out against her breast means she's trying to get some? And i'm just finding all this out after 5 years? Godammit!!!
6:38 yeah so when I was a kid, I was play fighting with my younger brother. He somehow got me to the ground and sat on me, still fighting. He ended up sitting on my face and I may have bit him in the sack😂 I won after that because he went crying for our mom.
My brothers and I used to have a game called crack the sack, and it was who could make the other almost shit himself or start crying from being hit in the nuts. Long story short - I setup a old school, RC car track hot wheels we had, and rammed a RC car into my brothers nuts/gooch at about 20mph 😁😂. He started wearing a athletic cup around the house for about 6 months after 😂😂
Hey yo bro. where do I go to get on twitch?
Your closest baskin robins, tell them Shaniqua sent you
@@nikkoortiz 🤣🤣🤣
@@nikkoortiz bro what
@@nikkoortiz instructions unclear, ended up clapping some ghetto cheeks
@@nikkoortiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My first wife was deaf. It was great. I could yell all I wanted. Downside is during adult activities, she sounded like a seal.
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Them flash backs at the zoo must’ve been something else
She ever give you give you deaf threats?
That sounds like a win to me!😂
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only 30 seconds in and there’s already a hawk tuh💀
Yessss
Same definitely 😂
she nearly my dream girl
Oil up
That’s what she said! 😉
"Oh, yeah? Who hit you? ".
"That army kid"
"Did you deserve it?"
"free palestine *throws up nazi salute* Nikko: pick a fucking team man" had me dying xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ahhh yes, the usual unhinged Nikko
Yes
6:35 i walked my brother into a stop sign when we were both hammered. Hands down funniest/mean thing ive ever done
That Hawk Tuah girl actually lost her job as a preschool teacher
Her parents must be so proud.
That was just a rumor
That’s actually not true it was just a random rumor someone made up
She’s actually a bar tender
Crazy because that's legitimately good advice.
I’m a simple man, I see nikko video, I click
Cave man brain
Bro is me in a nutshell :)
I am a simple woman.. Nikko.. click... laugh... happy. 😂
@@eccentricloveb same bro
wrong person 🙏
4:14 Nikko signed smash for her so she understood 😂
Smashhhhhh!
Nikki got an eye for the special ones😂
Who’s Nikki?
Bro the fact he said listen after finding out she was deaf is craaaazy 😂
Yessss!! I needed some unhinged, dark humor!! My Friday is a little less shitty now.
1:50 When you dont need to work on your legs, so you got time to work on your booty.
Smash, definitely smash
When me and my sister were three years old, I broke a plastic screwdriver from like a toy set. She decided to get the electric tape, fix it, and then proceeded to stab me in the stomach with it.
When I was 12 I locked my little step- brother in a freezer bag and told him his dad didn’t love him.
Craziest thing I've done to my siblings for no reason is call them slaves in the most Craziest southern accent and call them the hard r its my morning routine
@8:00 I looked away so fast so I wouldn't throw up the beer I've been drinking...
Mad smashes in this one
Homegirl lost her job but couldn’t give a fuckless about it! It’s beautiful!!
somehow im almost more excited to see nikko posting a new video than i am seeing my girlfriends texts lmao
Levi is such a positive dude. He was in my daughter’s high school class. The whole family is great. Shoutout Overwatch Supply in Ocean Springs, MS!
Hey Nikko, much love from Finland!!!!
6:26 bro crashed out 😂
"he's got a 3rd leg...so he is ok" holy 💩. You are quick with ya Burns 🥵 love it homie. Stay true... Stay you. WE ALL LOVE IT. YEEEE
6:36 my "brother" once choked me out and tried to throw me down the stairs when I was 8
Is it just me or did Nikko look like he was the missing island boy.
1:40 crippy with the grippy
that is wild
NOTHIN LIKE SOME NIKKO ORTIZ😎
Bro got me dying the whole time
9:37 considering history.... it is the same team
Nikko you should have nay nay wear the yellow hair bow she probably would love adorable in it😊❤
Nikko’s back with another banger!!!
hey Nikko, I am planing on enlisting in the military and was hoping you could do a video on tips and what to say on applications, and your personal experiences!
"Aw you know you gotta give it that HAWK TUAH spit on that thang"
0:10 he jumped that fence and stayed home at the same time. Dr Strange.
Always putting out the best content!!!! 💯
Nikko nooooo saying you got me your own Jaquan is crazy 😂😂😂 shook when I heard my name
I broke my lil bros arm, and then sparta kicked the other on the trampoline. Yeah, I got my ass BEAT
4:05 she goes ahuoahauahhoaaahauao
Always a good day when Nikko posts.
Maybe 😂😂😂😂😂
1:37 Devs have some unfinished business to deal with. I hate it too when i fall through the map too.
6:42
Brother: *walks into the room and smacks me upside the head for no reason*
Me: *eyes tearing up a bit because it really freaking hurt*
Me: ow why would you do that
Brother: oh go cry me a river, and then drown in it!
Mind you this kid was 8 or 9 at the time! Gen Alpha, my goodness, amirite?
o7 in the chat for our lordess and savior Hawk Tuah girl.
bro nikko himself is already unhinged 💀
the wheel chair soccer made me spit my drink out 💀💀💀
Hawk tuu got me dead
8:22 Nikko ain't nobody looking to be a step-dad.
Legit my little brother was standing on our above pool ladder in dead winter as kids and I just pushed him in. No remorse. No reason. Just funny. Got my ass yelled and beat but it was SOOOOO worth it
I'm dyin, "SHES ALREADY ON HER KNEES".
"How many deaf people have you met." Nikko Ortiz- "Listen, it's fine!" 💀💀
"No no no no no no" .......my exact thought also🤮
1:53 Hell fucking yes I would, like that's even better cause she ain't got legs to get in the way or work around lol, damn I'm going to hell for sure.🤣
@4:09 literally talking about the deaf lassie the first word he says is "listen" and emphasizes it :P
jussipussi had me rolling
Bro, i was working a busy ass bar one night. Struggled through this girls accent to get her accent. she was fine, told her i liked her accent, it sounded exotic and asked where she was from. Stockton, she was just deaf...
Can you make more videos where you react to one thing ( like you used to do back in the day), it’s always really fun to have your energy and your military background and it would be nice to have more videos like the French foreign legion again
my craziest sibling experience was when my brother was walking past me. I stopped him, told him not to blink and poked his eyes with my fingers. all because i saw it on tv. a few eye drops and he was fine lol but we still laugh about it to this day XD
i pulled my brother's pants down a crowed mall
Brruuuuhhh my football teammates did that to me in the hallway where all the cheerleaders were practicing. And the worst part is he didn’t just get the pants
What was there reaction
@@bobbiolson3595wel... were they impressed?
@@bobbiolson3595 Oh shit...🤣
craziest thing ive done to my brother was wait till he was taking a hot steaming shower and then spray pepper spray in the bathroom and closed the door
That last one got me and I'm in a wheelchair! Does that mean I'm a bad person?
6:42 I’ve randomly walked up and kicked my brother in the 🥜
As an older brother myself, I can confirm that the older brother thing is indeed accurate.
At this point I’m surprised Nikko didn’t call smash on the girl with the dirt bike 😂
6:41 me and my brother have genuinely almost killed each other in the dumbest ways…. Like I threw a battery at his head, he body slammed me onto a glass coffee table.. I’m 4.5 years younger than him and he’d always go “let me teach you how to fight!’ Which just included him absolutely kicking my ass..
Worse thing I've done to my brother was make him think Smeagle was in our basement and then lock him in there.
I'm here for ChaNayNay! Hi sweetheart.
Hawk touah on that thang
7:59 THE WAY I GAGGED AND ALMOST BARFED😷🤢
HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG YI GET ME
I slammed the car door on my sister's fingers because I was petty and jealous, and that caused her to lose a fingernail. Ah, good times.
6:45 stay strong bro stay strong look in her eyes
Nikko he didn’t need a damn helmet for the dirt bike…. He brought his own…. Facemask included….
Reject Bane over here looking lovely
Damn Nikko u serious down bad
Me and my sister threw knives and hammers at each other when we were younger
That plan b baby sent me through the roof. I just woke up y'all I wasn't ready for that shit! I don't know if I need coffee or a baptism.
Me and my brother were playing fighting, and he hit me too hard so I got fed up and shoulder flipped him, long story short- I winded him and he never wanted to play fight with me again
Shoulda done the Lego death sound on the first one
This the most unhinged uv had in a min. 😂
You kept responding to my messages on stream today it was my first time in the stream
Thanks Nikko
Same dog
All right. Someone's in the island boys to the middle East.
Delegators friends with benefits
My little sister but a tax through my had. I hit her, she cried, I got in trouble, she got a cookie
"how is this power obtained?"🤚😭
1:53 I mean she can’t run away
Holy shit 1:45 is a god damn SNACK all I'm left wondering is who the fuck took a bite already?!
10:20 bro hit the baby zombie 😂
Oh Nikko at 10.04 you don’t need to smash that in red top. You can get classy call girls for less. 😂😂😂😂
HAWK TUAH🗣🔥
3:17 Rob Shnieder "Why does he get all the easy onez"
neil the seal is back
6:35. One time a cousin came over, it was maybe 8 in the morning and I’m still sleeping in. older brother and him both walked into my room with cold hot dogs and smeared them over my lips. And when I woke up they quickly turned away acting like they were pulling their pants back up. I threw hands in revenge, and they both know how to wrestle so I got pretzeled by two testosterone filled men with nothing but ill intent. Basically every Christmas for me.
That California article about woman getting merced by a bear is hilarious. I mean comedy writes itself how stupid they could be.
My brother pick me up in a choke hold till i pass out W moment
Love the videos keep up the good work
he has to give his legs back or he will get arrested
Interesting, 9:58, so every time at the doctors office, the nurse gets my blood pressure holding my arm out against her breast means she's trying to get some? And i'm just finding all this out after 5 years? Godammit!!!
6:38 yeah so when I was a kid, I was play fighting with my younger brother. He somehow got me to the ground and sat on me, still fighting. He ended up sitting on my face and I may have bit him in the sack😂
I won after that because he went crying for our mom.
Nikko, the chick that "lost her job" it was a promotion stunt.
My brothers and I used to have a game called crack the sack, and it was who could make the other almost shit himself or start crying from being hit in the nuts. Long story short - I setup a old school, RC car track hot wheels we had, and rammed a RC car into my brothers nuts/gooch at about 20mph 😁😂. He started wearing a athletic cup around the house for about 6 months after 😂😂