1:15-Ronald's though process "hm I see something new everyday" "the sun looks so weird coming though my window today, it almost looks like my drapes are on fire"
the battery pack fire was so intense because there are multiple cells. As each one is exposed to oxygen, they burst and explode. Lithium fire is no joke.
4:47 actually Nikko, me as your Canadian viewer id like to say, Hockey isnt the only sport. We have: 1. Football 2. Soccer 3. Volleyball 4. Basketball 5. Lacrosse (which is our national sport)
9:00 Lithium Battery Thermal runaway. She probably herd it pop a few times before flame on. I had a Samsung phone that did that. Started getting hot in my pocket. I pulled it out and yeeted it into my driveway. Flames were shooting out before it hit the ground.
7:25 Calling 911 is probably the most heroic thing someone can do when something is wrong, at least they're not filming it for social media. sure he could have started beating that door and screaming fire a little earlier while calling but most people panic or have their minds shut down for a moment in situations they weren't ready for.
"Let me have this"
Dude saw the light and walked towards it 😂
"finally!"
wow, bro was NOT satisfied with his marriage.
bro was like that one guy from hercules " FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME " " excuse me that was my moment my faith "
"Cuz youtube's gonna think im being racist AGAIN, but im not. THIS TIME" had me rolling
Proceeds to do “Ching Chong bing bong routine” with the Asian characture dubbed in 😂
Grandpa sitting there thinking to himself "Finally, my time has come". 😂
That’s why he ran to it😂
That's exactly what I thought when he said..
"let me have this"
3:53 “ THIS TIME” is wild😂
"damn that shit really on fire"
He probably thought it was the candles on the birthday cake.
1:15-Ronald's though process "hm I see something new everyday" "the sun looks so weird coming though my window today, it almost looks like my drapes are on fire"
"Its a Chinese I.E.D" 💀🤣
Grandpa in the first video nearly let the the intrusive thoughts win.
"Don't science on me, you witch!" 😂 💙 Great job, Nikko and Mr. Editor!
Im a nerd n i feel that😂😂😂
"Don't science on me witch."
😂
They’ll think I’m being racist again haha
Whenever Nikko posts i just feel like poppin' an MRE from my pantry. You turn a shitty day into a slightly better one
Am i the only one hillbilly enough that when i receive a tornado warning ⚠️ i send my kids yo the basement and i go out and watch for it 😂
Yeehaaa bro!
9:34 "theN you DIE GAY"
Fuckin killed me😂😂😂
6:31 “FIRE! FIRE ON THE PORCH! Oh, it’s October time, they got pumpkins” had me laughing for a solid 3 minutes 😂😂😂
the battery pack fire was so intense because there are multiple cells. As each one is exposed to oxygen, they burst and explode. Lithium fire is no joke.
What is the main element in electric cars that causes them to cook for almost a week if they catch on fire?
@@sabinal17lithium 😂 mfs just driving around in giant bombs
3:58 “This time” 😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AYYYY Deer Park made the cut! Dudes a bad ass cop lol the tornado legit tore straight by the sally port
Thanks for the cameo.
What was it you were yelling in the cameo?? 🧐🤣
You're awesome, Nikko!! I wish I had a daughter you could meet! I do have sons!! 🤣🤣🤪🤪
Calling it, One day Nikko is going to make a video and start speaking Chinese 🤣
That fist guy was like screw it, I've lived way past my time.
"Where he hit yo caw up in Bing bong!?!?" 😂😂😂😂
We should all comment something nice so his viewer engagement goes up.
UR RETARDED
lol I literally just commented saying I think Nikko might actually be gay, but then again he would probably take that as a compliment
4:30 "Mr. editor im not being racist this time"😂 Also Nikko🥷🥷 Acting like Chinese people with Hats edited on his head!!💀🤣🤣🤦♂️
as someone who actually watches cartoons an films from China hearing him shit on Mandarin hurts me
Donghua(Chinese animation) has such banger songs
0:16 and I already lost it 💀😂😂😂
As a co res its kinda true if you go to the right areas😂😂😂
Bro grandpa said fuck it let that shit burn I lived enough
That battery exploding, my first thought was Calcifer (Howl's moving castle) is BIG mad 😂😂😂
That back door joke was WILD bro.
My man the bday boy is a straight Vietnam vet couldn’t give a fuckless
Nikko is funny as hell 🫡
wake up y'all Nikko is here🎉
10:25 Chinese IED 😂
(Shit had me rolling)
Bro just wanted to take his fire out for a nice walk.
I want Nikkos "Its too late!" On sound board 😂😂😂 1:54
Nikko and his struggle with all the Chinese names is hilarious 😂 Never change, homie
Happy Easter dude 🎉 🐰
Appreciate the upload Nikko spending Easter by myself but your upload has improved my day somewhat.
“homemade blowtorch to cook pigs feet” sounds like something someone would do from my dad’s home in southern Georgia.
1 like = 1 push up
44 push ups now
@@BlahBlahxXxX fuck
Ha made it 50 lol
Made it 81😁
@@carterwilliams419 pls no more
14:04 what I hear when my Asian friend is having a conversation with his mom on the phone
"Dont science on me you witch" By far my fav quote to exist 💀
Bro this is the best reaction vid I've ever seen. Damn this things mad 😂😂😂
Grandpa said give me this I've been waiting for this for a while
this is the only thing that makes my day more daying
Lmao "ding dong dan"
man it is impossible for you not to make a video that cracks me the hell up. keep it up!
I love that you and fat electrician and so many other prior military UA-camrs I watch know each other.
Seeing my favorites UA-camr react to others I like is always very funny
Nikko not understanding thermal runaway gives me life.
Nikko that commentary on that 1st one made my day. I'm dead
9:55 That's what your EV is doing if it has a battery malfunction... No way to put this out... It's a Lithium Ion Battery Fire!!!
The Iowa slander…Nikko that cut to the core 😢
you should film a video while drunk. i would lmao
Shout out from Iowa Nikko 🇺🇲💪
SAME!
I can be having THE WORST day, I watch a Nikko video or 2 and I forget about my bad mood. I’m automatically in a good mood! I love this! ❤
' Chinese IED' that shit got me
the battery ate Tacobell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We love you niko
If you aint first your last!
Im not being racist…… this time Nikko 2024
Bro really said Chinese ied this is why I love Nikko
Ayooo content keep it coming nikooooooooo, also about 2 dookies a day maybe more
I haven't genuienly laughed at any other channel besides yours, and this by far IS YOUR FUNNIEST ONE EVER. MORE PLEASE!
3:27 “…THIS TIME”🤣 wild
Copied almost word for word
@@Orange_729 damn I didn’t see the other comments. I don’t copy, I just commented as I was watching
Niko: “I’m not being racist this time!!!”
Also Niko: 4:29 😂
1 like =1 mile
Two men from Chongchiing city got me dying too😂 3:23
Did he fucking really say "Let me have this"?! 😂😂😂 OG!!!
14:20 that timing got me.
Yooooo? White powe- that’s outta pocket but funny af 😂😂
88 yrs old Grandpa at 1:20 "let me have this" was ready to go just let me die for god sake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
Edit:) turns out i was wrong I’m retarded Nikko never disappoints. Thank you so much Nikko.
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Your sure about this? 👁️👄👁️
@@nikkoortiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂NIKKO 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✌️
@@nikkoortiz NIKKO I AM A BIG FAN
Old man in the first clip really was like "Nah it's fine lemme end it fucking finally." 😂😂
“Bingdong Dan over here” 😭😭😭😭
3:17 💯💯😂😂 that LNI claim would’ve been that same day
GRANDPA FR SAID “nah I’m ready….nah imma walk in this shit”
#9 shouted out my hometown 😭💙 i knew I loved this channel for a reason 😂😂
"i lived to many lifes.. it's my time." "OH MY GOD IT"S A FIRE"
"The internet's gonna say I'm being racist AGAIN 🙄" -Nikko Ortiz 2024
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4:47 actually Nikko, me as your Canadian viewer id like to say, Hockey isnt the only sport. We have:
1. Football
2. Soccer
3. Volleyball
4. Basketball
5. Lacrosse (which is our national sport)
No, it's hockey. (Sarcasm)
Curling
Guess the Toronto Blue Jays don’t exist anymore lol. Also, you forgot Curling
@@YarMahNarNar i didn't list everything.. why do you have to be so rude? Besides, I'm taking about West more than the east
@@Saanonymous80 old people sport
5:15 never heard someone confuse storm surge with a tsunami 😂
The ufo line had me dying. Haha
8:54 I'm literally talking a shit rn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Old man was ready to go 😂
9:00 Lithium Battery Thermal runaway. She probably herd it pop a few times before flame on. I had a Samsung phone that did that. Started getting hot in my pocket. I pulled it out and yeeted it into my driveway. Flames were shooting out before it hit the ground.
how tf did he fall at 2:40 he looked like a victim in a horror movie 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That truck is on fire yes it's on fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrreee
7:25 Calling 911 is probably the most heroic thing someone can do when something is wrong, at least they're not filming it for social media. sure he could have started beating that door and screaming fire a little earlier while calling but most people panic or have their minds shut down for a moment in situations they weren't ready for.
"Chinese IED" Is what I will be calling Teslas from now on lolol
Best UA-camr 2024
Grandpa saw the flames and said,”well I guess today is the day”
Under 10 minutes gang 👇
what up dog
Ain’t got ADHD💀
Nah these videos just are better i got ADHD but nikko keeps my attention for the entire time.
I wish my notifications told me on time. I’d be here in 5 if my phone would fkn tell me💀
5 hour gang??
The clayton bigsby shit at the beginning killed me as a native Coloradoan 😂
3:50 bro even the sound effect said it 😭
3:54 I’m being racist again😂😂I’m dead!
10:09 me after taco bell🤣
Nikko! Please do a video on the new Tactical Assault VR public beta! ❤❤❤
i love your content !