Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this: I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it." I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel. Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? " I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
Here are a few good ones he could use. 1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's): Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant* Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign. 2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?" I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?" I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
I fell off my bike one morning, and limped for the rest of the day when somebody I knew for years came up to me and asked, "You hurt your leg?" and I said, "Nope, it's also been like that, you just haven't noticed. Here's your sign."
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?" I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
My sister had a temp assisting her one day and she said they needed more paper and that he could get more from the copy machine. The guy went over to the copy machine,put a blank sheet on the glass and asked her how many sheets they needed.
Once when I was in high school, I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and had it styled completely different. When I went to school the next Monday, a teacher walked up and asked,"Did you get your hair cut?" I just said,"No,sir, it's a wig." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
And then there was the time I was a security guard at a college and we ginned up a notice that we passed around saying that the phone company was going to clean the phone lines by putting high pressure air into the system and that people should put their desk phones into a plastic bag to keep the dust from blowing around their offices. 8 professors called to make sure that the cleaning staff was going to bring them a bag for their phone.
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
When I was in 6th grade a really bad case of Strept was going around and I got bit, my throat was burning so I called home and as I was leaving with my mom, my afternoon teacher says 'You going home?' so my mom says 'Nope! We're going shoppin!' Here's your sign!'
If a sign says " no swimming" at Disney world or land ...or even at a zoo , but people still jump in and swim getting bit by an animal. Here is your sign.
What's worse is there's even a no swimming sign like that at those places in the first place, it shouldn't even need one to be really really obvious that you shouldn't swim there.
@@steventate1895 even if pokemon go had a sign like that nobody would read it. Even if pokemon go turned the sign into a pokemon they still would not read it. The people that do not use common sense while playing pokemon go are the same people that would watch a show called watching paint dry
The offical theme song for many years.
And 2021
Hilarious and sad simultaneously
And 2022
Still WAY too many people WITHOUT their Sign.....
You ought to go to a sign company and order some.
I bet they'd love the work.
What's the definition of Classical?
Something that never gets old.
This doesn't.
Yes, because there will ALWAYS be stupid people in the world!!!
Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this:
I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
I couldnt pass that up either
As a 3rd person I would of said "Ya walked in that one. Thats funny I don't care who you are"
🤣
🤣😂🌧
That would be hard to pass up
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
This is getting more real everyday.
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
I just love the way he says "heres your sign" after the tire incident
This will never get old. Sadly, it is even more prevalent today.
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
Yep, more prevalent today! 9-3-22
Nah, it was more prevalent in the 1980s. In general, people are smarter and more rational now than they were decades ago.
@@Steveman27 I'm not so sure about that...
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My nephew asks me what I'm doing with my phone in my hand. Like nothing just looking at my lock screen. Here's your sign nephew. Lol
An absolute legend God bless him and hats off to the cast that replicated the dance.
This song is so true. People ask the silliest questions sometimes. You gotta love it. Lol
man, Travis Tritt and Bill Engvall together on one video... epic man!!!
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
Forget a sign; my little sister needs a friggin' billboard!
noice
In this world, where IDIOCRACY has become a DOCUMENTARY, she's probably NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
Bill,Jeff and Larry need to put out more music and movies.
You forgot the 'Tater 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
I would’ve said “Nope, I’m the coat checker for this here parking lot.”
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
Lol...too funny!
lol
LOL Good one.
Very funny.
Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
Today the "sign" is called a covid mask.
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it."
I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
+Robert Nielsen HA U should gone up to the women and said "U know that big thing is behind him says".
Okay boomer
There WAS a sign though!!
😂😂😂😂
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
Still just as great as the first time i heard bill doing his comedy on the radio in the late 90's
The Official Theme song of Congress.
Every politician in California starting with Governor Gavin Newsom and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
Especially the dumbass liberals
Let's expand that a bit - "The Official Theme Song of Politicians." All of them.
Big time
They should play this for the president instead of hail to the chief. I mean for the rest of time. Just to be fair.
I still use this phrase all the time
It’s just too perfect for so many things that hear, see or read
Yep, Here’s your sign!
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
There are so many people in this world today that need this sign 😂😂😂
Therapists should show this to their patients who suffer from depression!!
Todays sighn is a mask ..
they have their own version. It is a red hat.
@@SammysBaits face mask
Yea. The ones that got the jab
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel.
Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
Hopefully nobody LOSES their family fortune playing cards!!
We need more of this nowadays
Oh my word - here's to the SIGN holders out there!! I remember getting this song for all my girls!!
Closest thing we ever got in real life were those 'I'm with stupid' shirts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this video.
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
Hilarious
Darn right
@@DarkPaladin24, That would be a good movie. And to see your parking lot on screen later would be a hoot!
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? "
I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
Well, it could be a sleepover/pj themed dance...doesn't that count?
Hey they could have a PJ themed dance if they really wanted!
@@JohnSmith-zw8vpYou need your own special little sign.
Fun fact, my dad is the actor who played the guy who spilled coffee on himself!
Winslow Arizona's visitors and convention bureau ought to pay him for that song.
The singer is Travis Tritt for anyone wanting to know
I work for an establishment (a college) that really needs one of these signs. There's a lot of less than brilliant people running the show over there.
Old school but still holds up today
bill is describing half of my family!!
This is the best song
people need to see this in 2020
Let's face it all of us deserve one of these signs. Just some more than others lol
ah can't stop pushing the replay button
I'm glad they gave the lady who talking on her phone while driving a sign.
I swear this shit is hilarious reminds me of my Dad we would laugh 😂 so much.
He always said “here’s your sign”
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
Here are a few good ones he could use.
1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's):
Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant*
Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign.
2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
And what's wrong with Arby's?
@@jacklow9611It's better than his momma's cooking!
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
My Military favorite " Did you get your Haircut? Nope i got them all cut...sir." The sign stayed out of sight....lol
Bill: I gotta download a bunch of crap | Unknown: On your computer? | Bill: Nope, on the toilet |Bill: here's your sign
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?"
I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
I'm thinking of getting a few signs for myself because I'm tired of being bothered by others.
i bought 4 coffees the other day at timmies the woman asked me if i wanted a tray with that... nope ill put them in my pocket... here's your sign!
Oh @BillEngvall, PLEASE do a 2024 version of Here's Your Sign? I can only imagine what you would, or could come up with.
Sad thing is this is more and more true as years go on.
Love this .
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?"
I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
+Jonathan Maderos you should have LOL
Yup, cause you couldna gotten a new one or something.
....Here's your sign.
*laughing hard*
I lost mu DS for 2 years once and I remember sitting on the couch and there it was. My DS was in the couch and never noticed
This could never be more true
GOOD SONG
I knew a few people who needs a sign.
I fell off my bike one morning, and limped for the rest of the day when somebody I knew for years came up to me and asked, "You hurt your leg?" and I said, "Nope, it's also been like that, you just haven't noticed. Here's your sign."
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?"
I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
My sister had a temp assisting her one day and she said they needed more paper and that he could get more from the copy machine.
The guy went over to the copy machine,put a blank sheet on the glass and asked her how many sheets they needed.
My dad and I always laugh about this one. It turns up often enough
Once when I was in high school, I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and had it styled completely different. When I went to school the next Monday, a teacher walked up and asked,"Did you get your hair cut?" I just said,"No,sir, it's a wig." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
Nina Gold savage comeback
jalen Rose I kno right!
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
That's pretty good!
While working over, management “ working over”
Me “No , I just forgot how to leave work “ here’s your sign
And then there was the time I was a security guard at a college and we ginned up a notice that we passed around saying that the phone company was going to clean the phone lines by putting high pressure air into the system and that people should put their desk phones into a plastic bag to keep the dust from blowing around their offices.
8 professors called to make sure that the cleaning staff was going to bring them a bag for their phone.
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
I work as an EMT... we get a LOT of these people lol
Yet no sign of brain trauma?
@@JohnSmith-zw8vpNo sign of a brain.
This song applies to my work the state of pa.
Great
travis tritt singing is reason enough to watch this
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
Y'all can see her, too?
I actually have one of those signs. It's hanging proudly above my door.
So then we shouldn't trust your opinion on this video?
@@TheRevolvingTraveler Heh. OP walked right into that one. 😛
Here's your sign
i use to work for an amusement park trust me i have some good ones
The offical theme of humanity
When I was in 6th grade a really bad case of Strept was going around and I got bit, my throat was burning so I called home and as I was leaving with my mom, my afternoon teacher says 'You going home?' so my mom says 'Nope! We're going shoppin!' Here's your sign!'
I think a lot of governments around the world need some billboards made
If a sign says " no swimming" at Disney world or land ...or even at a zoo , but people still jump in and swim getting bit by an animal. Here is your sign.
What's worse is there's even a no swimming sign like that at those places in the first place, it shouldn't even need one to be really really obvious that you shouldn't swim there.
oh my, they need a Pokemon go version of this , I've never heard of two people walking off a cliff for a phone app
And then try to sue the park.
@@steventate1895 even if pokemon go had a sign like that nobody would read it. Even if pokemon go turned the sign into a pokemon they still would not read it. The people that do not use common sense while playing pokemon go are the same people that would watch a show called watching paint dry
Gatters need to eat too.
We just moved into our new home a couple of months ago & one the neighbors asked us if we were moving & I gave them the Bill Engvall answer. LOL.
Heres thier sign
"Its 2022"!!!!
Need i say more?
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Shared this in all the facebook groups for people to SHARE with Jehovah's Witnesses!! LOL
The 80's were great years!
every since I heard this song. I know what the world need
hey super cool video
2024 Congress needs a sign.
Anyone who worked in Congress from 2016-2020 needs one even more
@@Dr.DisneyNo kidding; they kept doing stupid stuff about Trump instead of getting anything done.
i know a few people who need this sign desperately.
God bless all those wannabe sign carriers who don't have a clue. LOL
"I just hate stupid people!" God, that pretty much sums up my sister's ex.