Honestly, I don't know what an internet challenge is. But, everytime I leave my house I wish I had a flashing sign on my car so I could flash at other drivers, etc. Here's your sign. But, there have been a few times I would have needed to flash myself. But, in self-defense, at least I know when I did something stupid. That's when I start talking to myself. 🤣🤣
Over 30 years ago, our friend worked in New York City's Kennedy Airport as a Shuttle Bus Driver. He would drive either the Red/White/ Blue Bus from the Howard Beach Subway Station to half the terminals, or the Yellow/ White/Blue Bus from the same to all the OTHER terminals. One morning, at the wheel of a Red/ White/Blue Bus, a lady asked our friend which Bus went to a certain terminal. "No, I don't go to that one," our friend advised her. "You have to take the Yellow/White/Blue Bus there." The lady says to him, "Oh, O.K. The last Driver said to take the Blue/ White/Yellow Bus there."
Bill's comedy never waxed political. His fans shouldn't drag politics into it either. That's why we need non-political comedy like Bill's. Gives us a break from this kind of stuff to have to deal with and gives us all a chance to laugh together instead of dividing us.
Unfortunately some people probably do need to wear signs saying "I'm stupid". Some of the product warnings he mentioned make me wonder how many people did what the warning says not to do.
The way the law works here in the USA, companies have to be able to see into the future. This is called "protecting against the foreseeable." If something was foreseeable and the company does not address this possibility, the company is considered "negligent" and held financially liable.
My dad played bowls years ago and one of the club members told them he got into his car the night before (drunk as) and thought 'f***' it's cloudy. Opened the window and stuck head out and figured that was much better so he drove home like that. It didn't occur to him that if it was not cloudy when he stuck his head out of the window that just maybe duh there was something on his windscreen. He had those venetian fan type sun visors and drove home with those still in place and his head outside.
Had a cardboard sun shield to place in your windshield to keep your car cooler when you park. On it was a warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place!
I was in the elevator with a co-worker on 1st shift and a 2nd shift person was there. We asked why he was there. He told us that he was going to a funeral. My other co-worker then asks him...oh did somebody die? I turn to her and told her that no they were just doing a practice run for when the real thing happens. Without akipping a beat ahe laughs and says here's my sign. 😂
I ran out of gas. Grab my gas can out of the trunk and start walking. Of course the first person that stopped asked , You run out of gas? Nope , it was such a beautiful day i thought I'd take my gas can for a walk.
In Coachella CA today he. Madej the people who was there park 5 miles away promising buses to get back to them. Guess what no buses and hw had the gates locked to keep them in. People were climbing over the fences to get away One was yelling that Trump was past his ahelf life 😊
Welp, you just had to ruin a good time by dragging politics into, didn't you? 😕If I had to pay for every "here's your sign" I had to throw at a politician, I would be SOL and living in the street. But, since you already spoiled a perfectly fun conversation, I would only need one great big one to throw at Trump. Why so big you might ask? How long do you have? You're a criminal, a narcissist, a traito?, etc. So, let's just have some every day fun without an agenda, shall we! 🤔🤨
Keep politics out of this people. Shame on you for spoiling what should have been just for fun. But, since you went there, I wouldn't need a simple here's your sign stupid for Trump. I would need a billboard and a sky writer and some other ways to tell you all the ways you are wrong for America. Stick with the topic, Bill's comedy which we can all enjoy, and stop dragging everything through the mud. 🤔☹️
I remember hearing Bill Engvall for the first time back in the 80's. Laughed so hard that my sides hurt for days. Love ya Bill
These signs apply to anyone who participated in internet challenges
Honestly, I don't know what an internet challenge is. But, everytime I leave my house I wish I had a flashing sign on my car so I could flash at other drivers, etc. Here's your sign. But, there have been a few times I would have needed to flash myself. But, in self-defense, at least I know when I did something stupid. That's when I start talking to myself. 🤣🤣
Bill
When you come back
Please bring these with you
Listen to that crowd
You could make a killing on the consumer labels alone
Absolute classics!!
He makes me laugh and cry and almost pee my pants he so so funny
Over 30 years ago, our friend worked in New York City's Kennedy Airport as a Shuttle Bus Driver. He would drive either the Red/White/ Blue Bus from the Howard Beach Subway Station to half the terminals, or the Yellow/ White/Blue Bus from the same to all the OTHER terminals. One morning, at the wheel of a Red/ White/Blue Bus, a lady asked our friend which Bus went to a certain terminal. "No, I don't go to that one," our friend advised her. "You have to take the Yellow/White/Blue Bus there." The lady says to him, "Oh, O.K. The last Driver said to take the Blue/ White/Yellow Bus there."
I always say this to my ex-husband and brother in-law.
I have a "Depends" laugh every time.
Still love your comedy and this bit. Put this together with Ron's you can't fix stupid. 😂
Bill's comedy never waxed political. His fans shouldn't drag politics into it either. That's why we need non-political comedy like Bill's. Gives us a break from this kind of stuff to have to deal with and gives us all a chance to laugh together instead of dividing us.
But if they do......just don't come at me
Hilarious just too funny I love this
THERE'S A REASON WHY IT'S CALLED ASFAULT...IF YOU ACT AN ASS IT'S YOUR FAULT... GRINZ YEP!!!
Bill you are truly insane. And thank you.
As Jeff Foxworthy once said they wouldn't tell you that unless someone had done it 😂
Unfortunately some people probably do need to wear signs saying "I'm stupid". Some of the product warnings he mentioned make me wonder how many people did what the warning says not to do.
The way the law works here in the USA, companies have to be able to see into the future. This is called "protecting against the foreseeable." If something was foreseeable and the company does not address this possibility, the company is considered "negligent" and held financially liable.
@@laurendoe168 LOL makes you wonder why some of these things were considered 'foreseeable'
You are 1 of the best! ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I love the warning on sun visors for your car - do not drive before removing.😮
My dad played bowls years ago and one of the club members told them he got into his car the night before (drunk as) and thought 'f***' it's cloudy. Opened the window and stuck head out and figured that was much better so he drove home like that. It didn't occur to him that if it was not cloudy when he stuck his head out of the window that just maybe duh there was something on his windscreen. He had those venetian fan type sun visors and drove home with those still in place and his head outside.
I love in one of those Blue Collar specials, him and the other guys got together and all told their own Here's Your Sign jokes.
"You can't fix stupid.......🤣🤣🤣
Stupid is forever 😂
Yes, but you can always muffle the sound.
GOTTA LOVE THE SOUTH... GRINZ YEP..
Had a cardboard sun shield to place in your windshield to keep your car cooler when you park. On it was a warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place!
Grand funk railroad, im your captain, Def Leppard,
I bought a pizza from Walmart. On the back in the instructions it stated: Do not eat an unbaked pizza.
And take out of boxing before cooking
Tinky said i didnt get my chicken sandwich mama put it in the freezer to keep it from spoilen
My neighbors still have election signs in their front yards. Here's your sign.
That was comedy
Still funny.
Here's a rubber Dob Dobbie dall!!!
There are videos of changing fan belts on the original VW Beetle!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's HIS SIGN 777
this bit was taken from gallagher 70's stand up
I was in the elevator with a co-worker on 1st shift and a 2nd shift person was there. We asked why he was there. He told us that he was going to a funeral. My other co-worker then asks him...oh did somebody die? I turn to her and told her that no they were just doing a practice run for when the real thing happens. Without akipping a beat ahe laughs and says here's my sign. 😂
We want to see the video not the picture
It was recorded 12 years ago. Video may not exist.
That good idea we should pass out I m stupid to those people.
Dam patches is hinding in the tree again topaz said he is not aloud to piss in the yard anymore
I ran out of gas. Grab my gas can out of the trunk and start walking. Of course the first person that stopped asked , You run out of gas? Nope , it was such a beautiful day i thought I'd take my gas can for a walk.
Bought a bbq and it says on it , do not use in the boot of a car . It’s 5 feet long and 5 feet high . That’s some boot .
In Coachella CA today he. Madej the people who was there park 5 miles away promising buses to get back to them. Guess what no buses and hw had the gates locked to keep them in. People were climbing over the fences to get away
One was yelling that Trump was past his ahelf life 😊
HERREEEES you SIGN>
Ty
I bought a bag of macadamias one day. One the bag it said 'may contain nuts'. F*** I hope so because that's what I paid for.
I like to hear your signs😅
Love to hear Bill's signs. Nobody else's.
❤
Then stupid people shouldn't run for political office.
They did, that's how we got into this mess in the first place. lol
😁
I saw a Harris Walz sign today can’t get any stupider than that
lol I almost spit my drink on the screen!! :)
Buy a mirror fool
No politics plz
@@jeancowing8163ahh so you voted for them even worse
Joe and Kamala
Journey
Trump needs a sign!!😂
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ❤🎉NTHANKYOU SoMuch ❤ LoveChick ❤🎉 ✔ ✅ 🛫 ☑
Can we say ouch 😢
🤣 Someone needs to give trump his sign written in gold sharpy immediately! 🤣
People in my neighborhood have Biden Harris and "In this house we believe..." yard signs. THERE'S THEIR SIGN!
Yah....it's a year later now. MrDdt666, here's your sign! (*chuckle*)
@Tom Regan Nope, that would be you. Here's your sign
Stupid people live on both “sides”. This line of jokes applies at all. 😂😂😂
I'm q
@tomregan6979 this comment didn't age well, now did it?
I dedicate this to Joe Biden
Ah, I see you are missing your sign well, here's your sign.
He sees that sign every day. He hears that slogan every minute too.
Welp, you just had to ruin a good time by dragging politics into, didn't you? 😕If I had to pay for every "here's your sign" I had to throw at a politician, I would be SOL and living in the street. But, since you already spoiled a perfectly fun conversation, I would only need one great big one to throw at Trump. Why so big you might ask? How long do you have? You're a criminal, a narcissist, a traito?, etc. So, let's just have some every day fun without an agenda, shall we! 🤔🤨
Keep politics out of this people. Shame on you for spoiling what should have been just for fun. But, since you went there, I wouldn't need a simple here's your sign stupid for Trump. I would need a billboard and a sky writer and some other ways to tell you all the ways you are wrong for America. Stick with the topic, Bill's comedy which we can all enjoy, and stop dragging everything through the mud. 🤔☹️
This is more for Trump and the MAGA jackases