I have boy/girl twins and when they were babies our daughter would wear pretty pink dresses and my son wore baseball onsies she had a pink blanket and him a blue blanket. their father and I got some of the dumbest questions about gender etc. one day a woman came up looked at my daughter in her frilly dress and son in his baseball onsie and said "aww how cute are they both boys?" their father said "yeah...I really wanted a girl so I make that one wear dresses"
My mother had straight hair, her older brother had curly... people would ask their mother why they put the girl in the boy's clothes and the boy in the girl's clothes.... It was almost like they couldn't tell a girl from a boy, besides hairdos.
I have a 12 yr old and set of 9 yr old twins. When they were younger I was asked if they were triplets. "Yep, this one (the oldest) is an over achiever and had to come out 3 years early. Here's yer sign!"
I work on a grounds crew for apartment complexes. and we got a call about residents complaining about a big tree that residents wanted removed, so we get dispatched with a boom lift to cut it piece by piece so it won't fall on a car or building, one of the resident, SEEING THE CHAIN SAW IN MY HAND, asks me, "Are yall finally cutting that tree down, I said NOPE, I'M HANGING IT IN THE TREE SO LEATHERFACE CAN'T GET TO IT!......................Here's your sign!
A few years ago I was in Walmart to buy a deep fryer and a worker told me of one they used for display on clearance but without a box. I got to the register, turned the big clearance sticker to face the cashier, and she smarted off "Did they say you could buy this?" Without hesitating I answered "No pumpkin, I'm just gonna borrow it to cook supper and bring it right back.....Here's your sign"
I work in the rec center at a university and, one time, one of my "peers" looks out at the 50 m pool, which is halfway filled with people, and then turns around and asks me 'Is the pool open for swimmers?' While I couldn't say it out loud, I thought, "Nope, the ones in the pool are just making sure the water's wet enough...Here's your sign."
@skywalkerchick Wow. That's funny and really stupid. :D I was in Spanish class, and the students were doing a presentation on the Preterite tense. He was writing on the board with his left hand and one of the girls said, "Are you left-handed?" He promptly said, with a big grin, "Nope. I just like to write with my left hand." Inside I was cheering "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!"
A few years ago, I was going outside to hang up Christmas lights. I've got the ladder up against the house, the lights are out, and I'm making my way up the ladder. My neighbor came over and said "Hey, you gonna hang up the lights?" I said "Nope I'm gonna make a runway for Santa so he knows where to land the sleigh".
I actually pulled a here's your sign moment with my father. Of all people. On a road trip, I pulled out my portable stereo, he opened his mouth and said "Going to listen to your radio?". "Nope. I'm going to download the songs into my mind.". Here's your sign.
Love it, Bill is so funny & I just love the Here’s Your Sign jokes, and this doesn’t disappoint! The ZZ Top joke really cracked me up, thanks Bill, Merry Christmas.😂
@@laurabeane8862 That would be awesome! Moe: "Hey broccoli head, how much farther until we get to Bethlehem?" Larry: "I don't know I been following that star over there." Moe: "THAT'S NOT A STAR YOU IDIOT! WE BEEN WALKING THREE DAYS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!"
Awesome video! Even after all these years it still makes me laugh. Thank you so much Bill Engvall. Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year wherever you are. May God bless you and keep you and your family safe always. Nannette Davis
Classic you can't help but roll over laughing! This came on today on our local radio station and we almost had to find a place to park. This one never fails to get me or my mom laughing
I get that a lot. I work in a grocery store and we wear blue shirts with our logo on the back and the sleeve. So one day a customer asked me if I worked there. I turned around and said "No ma'am. I just love stocking shelves so much that they let me volunteer my time here."
A few years ago I walked into a theater at 5:55 pm to see Resurrection F and they were only doing 2 showings, 4:00 pm and 6:00 pm. I walked to concession stand where they were selling the tickets and said, “1 adult for Dragonball Z.” He asked, “6:00?” I said, “No, the 4:00, I’m going back in time.” Here’s your sign.
When I lived in Las Vegas, I used to get this large 24" pizza. I called my order in one day and asked for their 2 foot pizza and the girl said they don't have a 2 foot pizza! The largest they had was 24"! Boy did she need a sign!
My husband and I had a flat on the interstate. A motorist pulled behind us and asked my Husband HEY MAN DID YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE? My husband said, naw I rotate my tires every 1500 miles no matter where I am! Here's your sign!!!
I had a Guy years ago asked me when I was getting in my 18 wheeler if I was a Truck Driver, I said Nope! I'm looking for the Snowman from Smokey and the Bandit to get his Autograph! Here's Your Sign!
One day I was walking around in a rainstorm, and when I went in the house, someone asked me if it was raining outside. I looked at them, and I said "Nope, no I just took a shower, and I forgot to take my clothes off. Here's your sign!"
You're kind of late on that one because Bill already said that. One day he was out fishing, and a boat nearly rammed him to the point where he had to abandon ship. And at the last minute, the boat turned and didn't ram his boat. After he got to shore he went straight to see his buddies, and after seeing his boat and seeing him all wet, they asked, "Were you out fishing?" He said, "No. I was running late so I showered with my clothes on."
You guys with these stories of "heres your sign" should see if you can send them into Bill Engvall..his agent, or whoever because those are HILARIOUS here's your sign stories. lol!
I remember last Christmas I REALLY had to go to the washroom and I was the next person in line for the next available stall and this lady comes up behind me and says 'Is this the line for the woman's washroom?' I felt like saying 'Nope, I'm in line for exclusive KISS's KISSmas Concert Tickets only available in the far back stall for fifty bucks!' Of course it was the line for the woman's washroom!
When I was in tenth grade, a real bad case of the Flu was going around and I got bit. I went to the washroom and threw up my lunch and when I exited the stall one of the Educational Assistants says 'Did you get sick to your stomach?' So I said 'Nope! I opened up a can of vegetable soup and threw it in the toilet and disposed of the can!' She believed me until the next day when my mom called me in sick with the flu. When I got back she said 'You WERE sick!' No Kidding! Is THAT what happened?
I used to work in a grocery store. We wore green polo shirts and green aprons. I was cleaning a glass case and some guy came up to me and asked, 'do you work here?', I told him, 'Nope I just didn't have anything better to do with my time' and he said, 'okay.' and walked away....here's your sign sir
I had the same problem when I first started working at Giant Eagle. Our uniforms consisted of a black short sleeve shirt, an apron and a name tag and all three had the name Giant Eagle on them but, I still had people asking me if I worked there and still do even though our uniforms have changed.🤦🏻♂
0:44 - "I'm gonna put Christmas lights on it, too. It'll look real pretty, but God help you if a bulb breaks while you're stitting on it... or if you forget to put it up while peeing, an miss the bowl!"
Nope, nowadays it is: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (not withstanding to those who live in the southern hemisphere), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all..
While in the hospital a nurse was pushing my pregnant wife around in a wheelchair. The nurse asked my wife if this was our second child. Realizing my daughter was sitting right there on my wifes lap I replied, "No, this is our first, we stole the other one."
last time i was in the hospital getting my blood taken for tests the nurse missed the vein cause i was dehidrated after getting out of the hospital i went home and my brother asked if the nurse missed my vein that many times and i said nope me and the medical staff were doing shot of heroin heres your sign (we are both big bill engvall fans so he knew it was a jk)
What time does Christmas Eve Mass start? Ten on the dot. Dedicated Back To God in an Anglican Church, grew up in a Catholic School System went to 'Midnight Mass' every year and it started at ten on the dot.
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@PinkPunkyKat The sad part is, I think I can top that. I was in a wheelchair and had a cast on my left leg. The nurse looked at me and looked at my cast and asked: "Going to orthopedics?' Took all I had to not say: "Nope, cardiatrics."
@stoptansisewer OMG That makes sense. I always thought he said "Midnight Nascar on Christmas Eve". Now I hear "Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve". LOL
I was watching this with my nephew. I told him not to be singing this at school because I know that some teacher would not get it & we would both be called in to the principal's office. Some uptight teacher would not get this song.
I knew a girl who was very tall and people were always asking if she was always that tall; she would reply, "Yes. I was the first five foot eight fetus!"
I never got this until a year or two back and I was bringing some wrapped presents into the living room. my wife said "more presents for under the tree?" and suddenly I understood. "No, I just thought at this time of year I'd like to make the garbage man's work a little more festive."
@pinklavigne231 Funny thing was, years later in our junior year of high school, that girl walked up to me and said, "You idiot, hair can't get sun-burned!"
I told my boss that I just got approved for my car loan. He asks "Oh, you're buying yourself a car?" My response, "No I just like owing the bank money."
I work at a walmart as a cashier and one night while manning the self checks one of the machines broke so I put a closed sign on it. A customer in a hurry not wanting to wait in the long lines picked up the sign and asked me was this really closed or was I just setting the sign there? I wanted to say yes and here's your sign lol
I work in a store, and last week the Gatorade was on sale for a dollar, there were two signs in front the endcap they were on, and you could see right as you walked in the store. A customer comes in, grabs one and walks up to me, and asks, "Is this on sale?" I said, "No, that sign is just there for decoration. Here's your sign."
I often take my pet lizard with me. People always ask, "Is that lizard real?" or "Is that a real lizard?" I hate when people do that or simply ask, "Is that real?" The only thing I can think of is, "No. It's just a dellusion projected from your mind. It dosen't exist." I wish I could think of something more obnoxious.
I have boy/girl twins and when they were babies our daughter would wear pretty pink dresses and my son wore baseball onsies she had a pink blanket and him a blue blanket. their father and I got some of the dumbest questions about gender etc. one day a woman came up looked at my daughter in her frilly dress and son in his baseball onsie and said "aww how cute are they both boys?" their father said "yeah...I really wanted a girl so I make that one wear dresses"
She must be blind and i mean a lot
My mother had straight hair, her older brother had curly... people would ask their mother why they put the girl in the boy's clothes and the boy in the girl's clothes.... It was almost like they couldn't tell a girl from a boy, besides hairdos.
I have a 12 yr old and set of 9 yr old twins. When they were younger I was asked if they were triplets. "Yep, this one (the oldest) is an over achiever and had to come out 3 years early. Here's yer sign!"
I want to say something witty but I'm at a loss. Give them a sign for me. And tell your 1\2 I said good comeback.
Btw I like your cat.
Have 7 of my own.
I work on a grounds crew for apartment complexes. and we got a call about residents complaining about a big tree that residents wanted removed, so we get dispatched with a boom lift to cut it piece by piece so it won't fall on a car or building, one of the resident, SEEING THE CHAIN SAW IN MY HAND, asks me, "Are yall finally cutting that tree down, I said NOPE, I'M HANGING IT IN THE TREE SO LEATHERFACE CAN'T GET TO IT!......................Here's your sign!
I love it!
😂
A few years ago I was in Walmart to buy a deep fryer and a worker told me of one they used for display on clearance but without a box. I got to the register, turned the big clearance sticker to face the cashier, and she smarted off "Did they say you could buy this?" Without hesitating I answered "No pumpkin, I'm just gonna borrow it to cook supper and bring it right back.....Here's your sign"
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I work in the rec center at a university and, one time, one of my "peers" looks out at the 50 m pool, which is halfway filled with people, and then turns around and asks me 'Is the pool open for swimmers?' While I couldn't say it out loud, I thought, "Nope, the ones in the pool are just making sure the water's wet enough...Here's your sign."
@skywalkerchick Wow. That's funny and really stupid. :D I was in Spanish class, and the students were doing a presentation on the Preterite tense. He was writing on the board with his left hand and one of the girls said, "Are you left-handed?" He promptly said, with a big grin, "Nope. I just like to write with my left hand." Inside I was cheering "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!"
I LOVE this guy's comedy! I grew up listening to the 1996 audio album. Nice to hear new Here's Your Sign jokes
These are not new. 😂😂 This is from the same time frame.
A few years ago, I was going outside to hang up Christmas lights. I've got the ladder up against the house, the lights are out, and I'm making my way up the ladder. My neighbor came over and said "Hey, you gonna hang up the lights?" I said "Nope I'm gonna make a runway for Santa so he knows where to land the sleigh".
Classic!
I think Bill Engvall said exactly that once.
Heeeeeres your sign
Between Bill and Jeff these never get old.
Mrsean Stevenson omg I know!! And larry the cAble guy!!
And Ron "tarter" White.
They all rule.
Not to put a damper on the upcoming holiday season or this hilarious video, but RIP to Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. One hell of a great picker.
I actually pulled a here's your sign moment with my father. Of all people. On a road trip, I pulled out my portable stereo, he opened his mouth and said "Going to listen to your radio?". "Nope. I'm going to download the songs into my mind.". Here's your sign.
As a smartass teenager, I was giving out signs all day, everyday. 😂
@@virgie4715 😂
Hey give it ten years or so and we might be able to do just that!
OMG.....I have not seen this in close to 2 decades!!!
Love it, Bill is so funny & I just love the Here’s Your Sign jokes, and this doesn’t disappoint! The ZZ Top joke really cracked me up, thanks Bill, Merry Christmas.😂
Actually having ZZTop play the 3 wise men is a kickass killer idea. I would actually go to see that play lol.
Lavern Merriweather I always preferred The Stooges:
Owww-ooo! The baby bit me!
(CURLY BARKS AT JESUS)🤣🤣
LOL
Every Girls crazy about sharp dressed wise men 😂
@@laurabeane8862 yes.😂😂
@@laurabeane8862 That would be awesome!
Moe: "Hey broccoli head, how much farther until we get to Bethlehem?"
Larry: "I don't know I been following that star over there."
Moe: "THAT'S NOT A STAR YOU IDIOT! WE BEEN WALKING THREE DAYS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!"
Awesome video! Even after all these years it still makes me laugh. Thank you so much Bill Engvall. Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year wherever you are. May God bless you and keep you and your family safe always. Nannette Davis
Classic you can't help but roll over laughing! This came on today on our local radio station and we almost had to find a place to park. This one never fails to get me or my mom laughing
I get that a lot. I work in a grocery store and we wear blue shirts with our logo on the back and the sleeve. So one day a customer asked me if I worked there. I turned around and said "No ma'am. I just love stocking shelves so much that they let me volunteer my time here."
That's like I'll be wearing a shirt with the logo for the place I work at and people ask if I work there
PBoyB2010 😂😂😂😂😂 you should have said no you should have told them I have a uniform for Popeyes Church's Chicken Walmart Chick-fil-A
@@leatricehampton1621 why not just say, "yes, I do, how can I help you?"
@@dennism5565 Here's your sign.
Bill Engvall is the best at being fabulous. lol
As a Catholic I truly appreciate the humor in the last few lines 😆😍
So so funny. Love ❤️ it. Thank you 😊
A few years ago I walked into a theater at 5:55 pm to see Resurrection F and they were only doing 2 showings, 4:00 pm and 6:00 pm. I walked to concession stand where they were selling the tickets and said, “1 adult for Dragonball Z.”
He asked, “6:00?”
I said, “No, the 4:00, I’m going back in time.” Here’s your sign.
Best holiday song ever
very funny video especially where the Christmas lights and his son plugging tgem in and out funny
It's them not tgem here's your sign.
This is the first time I've heard this no this is a toilet seat cover 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved it
My daughter actually asked me how freaking tall was a four-foot Christmas Tree. Of course I gave her "The Sign". LOL
TheMayonakaTenshi LOL she was kidding right!!
When I lived in Las Vegas, I used to get this large 24" pizza. I called my order in one day and asked for their 2 foot pizza and the girl said they don't have a 2 foot pizza! The largest they had was 24"! Boy did she need a sign!
Durkie52~My Dad ordered 1/2 dozen McDonald's chicken nuggéts & had to tell the guy which one that was out of 6, 12, 18 or 24.
Did you give it to her as a Christmas gift?
how long ya been divorced????, lol
thanks for uploading this video Warner Bros. Records :=) :=)
Where can I get my hands on some of those signs? I have a few people in mind that either lost or never got their sign yet
I think you can make them online.
My husband and I had a flat on the interstate. A motorist pulled behind us and asked my Husband HEY MAN DID YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE? My husband said, naw I rotate my tires every 1500 miles no matter where I am! Here's your sign!!!
I had a Guy years ago asked me when I was getting in my 18 wheeler if I was a Truck Driver, I said Nope! I'm looking for the Snowman from Smokey and the Bandit to get his Autograph! Here's Your Sign!
I love this song!! 🎄❤
MERRY CHRISTMAS
I love Bill Engvall!!
One day I was walking around in a rainstorm, and when I went in the house, someone asked me if it was raining outside. I looked at them, and I said "Nope, no I just took a shower, and I forgot to take my clothes off. Here's your sign!"
You're kind of late on that one because Bill already said that.
One day he was out fishing, and a boat nearly rammed him to the point where he had to abandon ship. And at the last minute, the boat turned and didn't ram his boat. After he got to shore he went straight to see his buddies, and after seeing his boat and seeing him all wet, they asked, "Were you out fishing?" He said, "No. I was running late so I showered with my clothes on."
I forgot about this song. Still hilarious as the first time I heard it.
You guys with these stories of "heres your sign" should see if you can send them into Bill Engvall..his agent, or whoever because those are HILARIOUS here's your sign stories. lol!
Thanks for your Too funny Christmas Share..much appreciated 💓👏🥰🤶
I remember last Christmas I REALLY had to go to the washroom and I was the next person in line for the next available stall and this lady comes up behind me and says 'Is this the line for the woman's washroom?' I felt like saying 'Nope, I'm in line for exclusive KISS's KISSmas Concert Tickets only available in the far back stall for fifty bucks!' Of course it was the line for the woman's washroom!
Very funny! You should put that on your facebook or twitter if you have one, and while you're at it become a comedian yourself!
@skywalkerchick LOL. That was genius, well done!
When I was in tenth grade, a real bad case of the Flu was going around and I got bit. I went to the washroom and threw up my lunch and when I exited the stall one of the Educational Assistants says 'Did you get sick to your stomach?' So I said 'Nope! I opened up a can of vegetable soup and threw it in the toilet and disposed of the can!' She believed me until the next day when my mom called me in sick with the flu. When I got back she said 'You WERE sick!' No Kidding! Is THAT what happened?
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Who the hell cares if this is now the month of May. That's still funny as all hell, & I need a good laugh for the day. lol
He was and still is so good looking and so funny! Love you Bill! ❤❤❤❤
This doesn’t get old
LOL! I heard this song on the radio and had to look it up. Hilarious!
I used to work in a grocery store. We wore green polo shirts and green aprons. I was cleaning a glass case and some guy came up to me and asked, 'do you work here?', I told him, 'Nope I just didn't have anything better to do with my time' and he said, 'okay.' and walked away....here's your sign sir
Now he DID need a sign!!
I had the same problem when I first started working at Giant Eagle. Our uniforms consisted of a black short sleeve shirt, an apron and a name tag and all three had the name Giant Eagle on them but, I still had people asking me if I worked there and still do even though our uniforms have changed.🤦🏻♂
love this song
i just LOVE this! SO funny.
That's awesome. Bill looks so young in this video
Classic!!!
0:44 - "I'm gonna put Christmas lights on it, too. It'll look real pretty, but God help you if a bulb breaks while you're stitting on it... or if you forget to put it up while peeing, an miss the bowl!"
This is my theme song. It's so accurate!
Here's your sign.
Love it 😊
Love it.
Thanks for the Christmas presents tip. Instead of giving gift cards and socks.. I need a bunch of here is your sign stickers lol
Best
my mom would play these kinds of song every year i love xmas
I am going too be listen to this on Christmas eve and day
Love it!
Here's Your Sign Bill, it's MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nope, nowadays it is:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (not withstanding to those who live in the southern hemisphere), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all..
FrightmasterGeneral I love it.
love this video
While in the hospital a nurse was pushing my pregnant wife around in a wheelchair. The nurse asked my wife if this was our second child. Realizing my daughter was sitting right there on my wifes lap I replied, "No, this is our first, we stole the other one."
Lol
Here's your sign
Might have been your third。。。。
😂
Ur funny
It's so weird to see how old the gang is now like good God I still remember watching this stuff
My favorite 😍
last time i was in the hospital getting my blood taken for tests the nurse missed the vein cause i was dehidrated after getting out of the hospital i went home and my brother asked if the nurse missed my vein that many times and i said nope me and the medical staff were doing shot of heroin heres your sign (we are both big bill engvall fans so he knew it was a jk)
Bill should've marketed the "I'm Stupid" signs. He would make a fortune if he sold them nowadays!
Nah he should've done that in the 90s while the iron was hot so to speak...
Unlike 24 people here, I'm in the Christmas spirit...and it's still September!
Logan Washburn~ It's Dec.17th! You're probably crazy excited!😁🎄Merry Christmas!🎄
love this video X'D
What time does Christmas Eve Mass start? Ten on the dot. Dedicated Back To God in an Anglican Church, grew up in a Catholic School System went to 'Midnight Mass' every year and it started at ten on the dot.
And the real sad part of all this is, its all true. lol
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0:22-2:20
is my favorite part of the video I love bill engvall
I really need to start handing out these little signs to people I come across.
Same here. Except everyone tells me that would be “rude”.
I sometimes sing the chorus to this in math class.
This was posted on my birthday!!!!
@TheGuitarslinger Its the manger scene...here's your sign.
Love it
this song is always so funny.
@PinkPunkyKat
The sad part is, I think I can top that. I was in a wheelchair and had a cast on my left leg. The nurse looked at me and looked at my cast and asked: "Going to orthopedics?' Took all I had to not say: "Nope, cardiatrics."
I loved it
here to buy a Christmas tree nope my son needs to pee these trees look like a good place funny line
I'm tottaly going to use that!
Lol! Great Christmas adaptation for this song!
2020-"You lost your mind, so pay the fine AND WEAR YOUR STUPID SIGN"🤘😝
OMG Bill as a flamboyant director himself and a 'woman'. it was way too funny.
so funny is that santa up there 😂a great song
@stoptansisewer OMG That makes sense. I always thought he said "Midnight Nascar on Christmas Eve". Now I hear "Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve". LOL
I was watching this with my nephew. I told him not to be singing this at school because I know that some teacher would not get it & we would both be called in to the principal's office. Some uptight teacher would not get this song.
I knew a girl who was very tall and people were always asking if she was always that tall; she would reply, "Yes. I was the first five foot eight fetus!"
Smart girl.
I never got this until a year or two back and I was bringing some wrapped presents into the living room. my wife said "more presents for under the tree?" and suddenly I understood. "No, I just thought at this time of year I'd like to make the garbage man's work a little more festive."
hey are those the 3 wise men? "no sir, thats zz top doin a farm concert"
Farm Aid.
Lol I know someone in jail singing this right now
Lmao this is so funny
@pinklavigne231 Funny thing was, years later in our junior year of high school, that girl walked up to me and said, "You idiot, hair can't get sun-burned!"
I told my boss that I just got approved for my car loan. He asks "Oh, you're buying yourself a car?" My response, "No I just like owing the bank money."
bill's best ''song''.
I work at a walmart as a cashier and one night while manning the self checks one of the machines broke so I put a closed sign on it. A customer in a hurry not wanting to wait in the long lines picked up the sign and asked me was this really closed or was I just setting the sign there? I wanted to say yes and here's your sign lol
How Did I NOT Know About This Until Now
Love song. I ❤gift cards. I cab pick what I want. I send a lot of them, too.
Anyone 2020???
I work in a store, and last week the Gatorade was on sale for a dollar, there were two signs in front the endcap they were on, and you could see right as you walked in the store. A customer comes in, grabs one and walks up to me, and asks, "Is this on sale?" I said, "No, that sign is just there for decoration. Here's your sign."
LaBoricua2591 How is a dollar a sale on Gatorade? That’s the normal price at most places.
that doesn't seem like a sale, that's a markup where I live
LOL chrismas toilet seat cover. awesome song
Here's your sign
I often take my pet lizard with me. People always ask, "Is that lizard real?" or "Is that a real lizard?" I hate when people do that or simply ask, "Is that real?" The only thing I can think of is, "No. It's just a dellusion projected from your mind. It dosen't exist." I wish I could think of something more obnoxious.
No, it is a Komodo Dragon, I just dipped it in hot water and it shrank...