SWIPED - An Impossibly Bad Teen Movie

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @sebastianknight7187
    @sebastianknight7187 4 роки тому +6225

    "People aren't just mean to people right away for no reason." As a cashier at a gas station, I must disagree.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 4 роки тому +406

      Retail employee here, I am with you 😔

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 роки тому +343

      Well, there is a reason, you work in retail. Is it a good reason? No. Does it make sense at all? No lmao. People just disrespect retail workers a lot

    • @tomoloughlin3136
      @tomoloughlin3136 4 роки тому +19

      267622 oh true except for the fact people need to eat I think you forgot about that

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 роки тому +157

      Lonely Homie Hey, I’m not agreeing with these people. I’m just saying the reason they’re mean is because they view retail workers as somebody they can be mean to.

    • @konan2206
      @konan2206 4 роки тому +188

      @@ashikjaman1940 faaaacts. I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 18 and a man was yelling at me, throwing a fit cus HIS card was declined. Like Bro wtf. I started crying from the stress of the situation and he had the audacity to call me a baby and start baby talking me. People can be so mean if you work to check their items out

  • @lamocontentgay75
    @lamocontentgay75 5 років тому +5496

    “This app has no age restrictions
    FBI: come on bro can we get a break

  • @IreneRudnyk
    @IreneRudnyk 5 років тому +20086

    Did i just get shouted out by Elvis? Now I can die peacefully.

    • @eli-uk2ov
      @eli-uk2ov 5 років тому +429

      Irene Rudnyk you’re a super talented photographer btw!

    • @brainman67
      @brainman67 5 років тому +162

      It's cool that you're from Calgary. but do you take photos there? Are there actually enough interesting things to take a photo of? Only asking because I lived there and that didn't seem like the case

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 5 років тому +28

      Woot

    • @brainman67
      @brainman67 5 років тому +21

      That is cool I always respect local talent

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +6

      Thanks for this

  • @grezledragon
    @grezledragon 4 роки тому +2895

    "no age restrictions!" nope nope NOPE nope nope
    nope

  • @thefbi9581
    @thefbi9581 5 років тому +4141

    I was expecting a Dora the explorer swiper origin story and I was extremely disappointed

    • @saschamayer4050
      @saschamayer4050 5 років тому +53

      11:39 dude, how can you not acknowledge that? 😂

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 років тому +66

      Man thats sad I also wish that it was a Swiper backstory

    • @tinycervid7679
      @tinycervid7679 5 років тому +71

      His tragic fall from grace and further descent into a life of petty crime.

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 5 років тому +35

      Tiny Cervid that actually sounds like something I’d watch

    • @Happy-Pansexual-Imp
      @Happy-Pansexual-Imp 5 років тому +30

      Swiper no swiping

  • @Matt-zu2lu
    @Matt-zu2lu 5 років тому +4337

    So the app doesn’t have an age restriction and you don’t need to use your name? Yeah I’m sure no crimes will be committed using this app

    • @tsungimangwiro2466
      @tsungimangwiro2466 5 років тому +381

      Pedophiles and serial killers will abuse the hell out of it.

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 5 років тому +59

      Shanique Murasaki exactly

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +231

      @@tsungimangwiro2466 what no no way this could happen this is literally impossible they will have a line in user agreement that says no crime pls lolol

    • @kodyrowe-manns6360
      @kodyrowe-manns6360 4 роки тому +73

      Yea this would be a horrible app in real life

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 роки тому +57

      They obviously wasn't thinking when they made this movie

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 5 років тому +3102

    This movie has the feel that it was written by a boomer who never went to college, doesnt understand programming and watched the social network once half asleep.

    • @shaynegron10
      @shaynegron10 4 роки тому +143

      Ironically the woman that wrote this shit is actually a lawyer

    • @kodyrowe-manns6360
      @kodyrowe-manns6360 4 роки тому +65

      It's hilarious how specific this is but its even funnier how much it makes sense

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 роки тому +142

      Unfortunately it's written by a woman who attacks 17 year old girls and gets their videos on it removed.

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 4 роки тому +15

      99% Unicorn+ How old is she? Someone said she was 60, if so, that explains everything

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 4 роки тому +6

      99% Unicorn+ Also Who was the girl she attacked? What’s her channel name?

  • @forgottenshadows7548
    @forgottenshadows7548 4 роки тому +1504

    an app named Jungle and they missed the chance to say "we should swing sometime"

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 4 роки тому +43

      Love it, wholesome comment, makes me think of George from the jungle or whatever it was called

    • @Kaiser-jo3uj
      @Kaiser-jo3uj 4 роки тому +21

      I thought of meat packaging industry when you said jungle
      I would be legitimately surprised if someone actually knew what I'm referring to.

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kaiser-jo3uj I do not know that you are talking about

    • @dommc9681
      @dommc9681 4 роки тому +9

      @@Kaiser-jo3uj I mean, that’s a pretty common book to be taught about since it changed so many things regarding the industry

    • @soup_fetcher_boi
      @soup_fetcher_boi 4 роки тому +1

      @ᒪITTᒪᗴ ᖴᖇᗴᗪ ᗷᒍÖᖇᑎᗩ curious george

  • @Diphenhydra
    @Diphenhydra 5 років тому +6165

    Guess it’ll be the third time I watch a review for swiped in the last two days. It’s okay, I like your reviews.

    • @keeleon
      @keeleon 5 років тому +74

      It almost feels like they got "convin$ed" to watch this movie for some reason. I would imagine views of it have gone through the roof after these reviews.

    • @Diphenhydra
      @Diphenhydra 5 років тому +124

      @@keeleon if they got paid, that would have to be disclosed to the viewer, us. Danny, drew, and Elvis did not say anything about being paid. However, I do believe this will give the movie more views, though I don't know how much that actually helps them.

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 5 років тому +54

      Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden?

    • @jeffpare6882
      @jeffpare6882 5 років тому +11

      This is my third time watching a review today

    • @theanimationlads7598
      @theanimationlads7598 5 років тому +3

      tph_dragon same haha

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 5 років тому +4058

    Wait a minute Elvis, you're telling me that people don't constantly call each other by their names? That's crazy Elvis!

    • @PlagusTheImposter
      @PlagusTheImposter 5 років тому +395

      I know, nerk! Its so weird nerk! Why does everybody say nothing after they are talking to someone, nerk! What if someone else thinks they are talking to them, then they get embarrased, nerk!

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 5 років тому +221

      @@PlagusTheImposter underrated comment, plagus!

    • @PlagusTheImposter
      @PlagusTheImposter 5 років тому +177

      Nerk Durgen thanks, nerk! Nice meeting you, nerk, whats your name? Oh wait, ahahhahaahhaahahahaha, nerk
      Please save me they trapped me in their basement

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 5 років тому +6

      Nerk Durgen I do it tbh

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 роки тому +59

      Yeah, Nerk. Tell him Nerk.

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA 5 років тому +2613

    The director behind this is bullying a 17 year old youtuber for critizing it. Smh. Pathetic. Just like her directing skills.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 5 років тому +36

      Who?

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 5 років тому +58

      @the sniper of Stalingrad Who's Joe?

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +332

      @@tyrkun1624 you absolute fool, you cretan, you fucking moron, you've fallen for his trap and will now suffer consequences

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +237

      @@tyrkun1624 Joe mama

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 5 років тому +177

      @@Oyasumi05 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @tre177
    @tre177 4 роки тому +528

    "with every mental disability on earth" *shows jake paul*
    this is art

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 місяці тому

      As someone with a mental disability I do not claim Jake Paul or the dudes in this dogsh*t movie

    • @JumboDS64
      @JumboDS64 Місяць тому

      i didn't really like that comment honestly, feels pretty insensitive to insinuate mentally disabled people are expected to be terrible writers

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Місяць тому +1

      @@JumboDS64 That is pretty sh*tty. I may be mentally disabled (autism) but I can tell the difference between their, they're and there, which a lot of Americans can't. People, even an English teacher, were impressed by how well I knew English (this is in Sweden, by the way. Most people know basic English here). I don't get why they're impressed but at least it proves I'm not entirely stupid.

  • @luzie7270
    @luzie7270 5 років тому +3715

    Honestly, the whole movie is like lele pons wrote the script. It's so horribly bad

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 років тому +94

      luzie72
      This movie is "Amigos 2."

    • @aniketpatil793
      @aniketpatil793 5 років тому +37

      Also the movie looks like it was made for tv

    • @amoru1012
      @amoru1012 5 років тому +7

      @@aniketpatil793 well,it's for netflix so

    • @theanonymouslad5926
      @theanonymouslad5926 5 років тому +33

      Lele pons could probably make a more interesting movie

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 5 років тому +12

      the anonymous lad yeah the addition of another language would make this more interesting. You know, the only thing she could possibly add

  • @OuchThatDoneHurted
    @OuchThatDoneHurted 5 років тому +2446

    "An app for the blind"
    "An app for the homeless"
    "An app for food drives"
    Next he'll make an app for disabled orphans with AIDS

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 5 років тому +90

      And then one for people who are new in town!

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 роки тому +65

      And then he'll make one that actually makes a difference! ... I guess?

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 4 роки тому +50

      "An app for constipation"

    • @paytonsanders4489
      @paytonsanders4489 4 роки тому +55

      “An app for organ donors”

    • @opiateutopia
      @opiateutopia 4 роки тому +7

      @@signiko7095 that was a nice unintentional reference, why did you have to edit it

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 5 років тому +1441

    I kinda thought 'knock off Zuckerberg' was more dollarstore iDubbbz

  • @Ash-my6tk
    @Ash-my6tk 4 роки тому +796

    “Who reads and walks? No one.”
    Me:👀 yeah definitely. No one.

    • @vuivraalbastra
      @vuivraalbastra 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah, my friend was doing that and I see other people doing the same on the sidewalks. I think it's a bad habit, how do you focus and what you read without bumping into stuff on the way? I personally find it very uncomfortable and distracting to walk while I read anyway.

    • @n0ccca
      @n0ccca 4 роки тому +18

      I have to walk places 2h a day, so yeah... It's how I pass the time 😄
      Also, I'll add I'm puddle- and pile-free for over a decade 😁 Best peripheral vision practice.

    • @ceceobinwa6746
      @ceceobinwa6746 4 роки тому +15

      Back in elementary school I'd read and walk everyday while going home, except for crossing the streets of course.

    • @GrampsandMates
      @GrampsandMates 4 роки тому +6

      Used to do it all the time lol

    • @alinao4246
      @alinao4246 4 роки тому +9

      The other day I ran into a stop sign while I was walking and reading at the same time. Do not recommend, but will definitely happen again.

  • @lucamyotte1314
    @lucamyotte1314 5 років тому +2463

    Nobody:
    Everyone on UA-cam: let’s talk about this man Noah centineo

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 5 років тому +116

      Netflix : watch this noah centineo movie
      Everyone : no

    • @digi88
      @digi88 5 років тому +3

      fr tho

    • @matthewpunk2012
      @matthewpunk2012 5 років тому +2

      @#1 ratbag What does the mean?

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +3

      Who

    • @MojiBeau
      @MojiBeau 5 років тому +3

      It’s true even Cody Ko’s girlfriend Kelsey did a madlibs with him of Noah Centineo’s tweets this week. I had literally never heard his name before

  • @Colorfultography
    @Colorfultography 5 років тому +2242

    I too am a quirky smort girl i read books especially while walking and when people are trying to have a discussion with me

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 5 років тому +20

      I read while i walk too! This month i only fell like 5 times

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 років тому +46

      I actually did that as a kid...wouldn't recommend, you don't make very many friends, except other weird needs...also you walk into a stop sign every once in awhile.

    • @noone8130
      @noone8130 5 років тому +5

      Haha I really was out there being that girl just that I grew out of it thank god

    • @lydiarand4786
      @lydiarand4786 5 років тому

      I actually tried that once when I was a kid. I got a lot of weird looks, walked into a lot of people and never tried it again.

    • @jamierabinowitz7102
      @jamierabinowitz7102 5 років тому +2

      I knew someone who did exactly that

  • @RuthlessTides
    @RuthlessTides 5 років тому +423

    No age restriction
    Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat.

  • @mkgirl19
    @mkgirl19 4 роки тому +260

    I think what grosses me out most about the concept of the app is how easy it would be to get an STD. Since no one using it will know the name or any identifying information about who they sleep with, it seems like a really great way for someone with an STD to spread it to strangers and face no repercussions.

  • @fernandoguadarrama7537
    @fernandoguadarrama7537 5 років тому +750

    I've seen all three videos on this movie, now I really hate this movie even though I've never seen it

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 5 років тому +881

    "No age restriction"
    [HOUSE GETS SWATED TO DISTORTED MUSIC]

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 років тому +1334

    Being surprised when you find a terrible movie made by Netflix is like being surprised when you find sand at the beach

    • @IBagel2
      @IBagel2 4 роки тому +51

      you see sand at the beach
      all I see are small rocks

    • @baileysubliminals7192
      @baileysubliminals7192 4 роки тому

      @@IBagel2 lol

    • @josiahagin2100
      @josiahagin2100 4 роки тому

      @Nater K Wasn’t this a indie film, since you can rent it on Prime Video and UA-cam?

  • @jessicaa.1894
    @jessicaa.1894 4 роки тому +1013

    Dude introverts are so misunderstood. The teacher probably thought she was rewarding him

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 роки тому +160

      YES! Teachers used to do that to me, even in primary school. (I was good at French, which is the second language here, but passable at everything else, and the French teacher was always like "Alright, you, come show them how it's done")
      I'm now a high school teacher and I usually ask students, privately, if they want to come up and show their work. Many jump at the occasions, but others prefer to turn in their work and sit back, and that's fine too.
      Cheers!

    • @HanCae
      @HanCae 3 роки тому +26

      @@SalahEddineH awww

    • @florencepierce1864
      @florencepierce1864 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah but it comes off just the opposite! Razzie Awards on High Alert.

    • @Honeybadger10110
      @Honeybadger10110 3 роки тому +3

      HE SHOULD REVIEW CRAWL

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 роки тому +14

      I had a teacher do that too me once. I literally just said “no thank you” until she gave up. That could’ve been bad in hindsight

  • @merkfoolsallday
    @merkfoolsallday 5 років тому +1036

    Wow, I can’t believe Drew Gooden posted this video on all three of his channels! I watched it all three times!

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 5 років тому +13

      same!

    • @peachu7
      @peachu7 5 років тому +54

      Yeah dude I was cool with his reupload but after watching this second reupload, I'm starting to wonder if he's just trying to get more views...

    • @shorttrash5453
      @shorttrash5453 5 років тому +6

      Danny Gonzalas*

    • @basketballchick93
      @basketballchick93 5 років тому

      Same. Tf

    • @dickfitzennwell6639
      @dickfitzennwell6639 5 років тому +1

      Chris T who?

  • @Simpleeej
    @Simpleeej 5 років тому +1524

    *YO IS THAT THE MOM FROM DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL AND EXCLUSIVE "GOOD LUCK CHARLIE"!?*

    • @spicyapplejuice9099
      @spicyapplejuice9099 5 років тому +49

      I noticed that too!!

    • @lizek3515
      @lizek3515 5 років тому +192

      her career really went downhill lmao

    • @DANTVSVERGIL
      @DANTVSVERGIL 5 років тому +13

      It is indeed, I actually had to make sure also.

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy 5 років тому +14

      I wonder if she swallows

    • @themonklegend2730
      @themonklegend2730 5 років тому +12

      Eli101Gamer bro what happened to Amy 😭😭😭

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 4 роки тому +878

    “No age restrictions” can really, really go downhill /fast/ and would legit never be sold because you legally need that kind of stuff, you know?

    • @dannyblantom5243
      @dannyblantom5243 4 роки тому +22

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 4 роки тому +15

      I still can't believe that made it in!

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 роки тому +16

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO AGE RESTRICTIONS??
      NO. YOU NEED THOSE. 18 AND OLDER,NOBODY ELSE.

    • @raychangalarza179
      @raychangalarza179 4 роки тому +9

      If "no age restrictions" they didn't even need to care about competition with other apps...
      they'll be taken down real fast by the law, or the polemic that would come out of it will end u being investigated and well be taken out lol

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 роки тому +11

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 you're right.
      I believe the writer included that line to hammer home how "careless" and "bad" those boy's attitude was, and how bad the app was. (The creator was on one hell of a high horse, thinking she was making some groundbreaking point about hookup culture and standing up for women, instead she made women look like they have no agency and can't just NOT use an app they don't like)

  • @kencarpenter1363
    @kencarpenter1363 4 роки тому +410

    With no age restrictions they should have named the app "jail".

    •  3 роки тому +6

      Jailbait

  • @LEFT4BASS
    @LEFT4BASS 4 роки тому +3251

    I like how this movie goes so hard on the stereotypes of the sexes. Men don’t care about relationships and women don’t care about sex, and for some reason men would be on a dating app that caters to women and vice versa.
    And it treats the girls like they were victimized by the app that they voluntarily chose to use for its intended purpose.
    Wow.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 4 роки тому +134

      Maybe it's really about #metoo and Hollywood. The way all those chicks who knew what they were doing were suddenly complaining that they're being exploited...

    • @dylanjamesbiggs320
      @dylanjamesbiggs320 4 роки тому +26

      So fricking true

    • @iheartlol90
      @iheartlol90 4 роки тому +137

      This movie's plot does a bad job of showing it but it deals with the toxic culture that many women are faced with; some men, who through long standing images and ideals about women have a very toxic, pornographic imagination of women, and young women, which the female characters in this movie are just barely adults, who many times find themselves in dilemmas with relationships and sex; they're exposed to 2 very different ways they should be; the sexy, sex object who many guys are attracted to and the type of women that's pure, type of girl you would marry, not slutty. My problem is that both types are very extreme one way or the other and young women may hear praise and how sexy they are from one side and critisism and that they're a slut from the other,and the sexy, attractive girl is straight from the pornorgraphic imagination that has been displayed numerous times in movies, music video, ads,etc this imagination is extremely sexist. The problem is not what men or women are or aren't doing sexually, it's the ideas being fed to them, the type of culture those ideas and images create and their effect on young women and men.

    • @PC-MN
      @PC-MN 4 роки тому +17

      U got all that from a youtube video and some women actually like to have anonymous sex they find it empowering and I like to talk to women and I'm semi sexual

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 4 роки тому +39

      5P4C3 - M4N I’m not agreeing with the stereotypes. I’m saying his movie shouldn’t reinforce them so bad.

  • @annamaidens172
    @annamaidens172 5 років тому +440

    I love how you Danny and drew all hate this movie the way I do. I can’t believe Netflix actively promoted this garbage to me.

    • @Varkolyx
      @Varkolyx 5 років тому +9

      The prophecy was true all along

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 5 років тому +4

      Even more proof that Netflix will literally buy ANYTHING

  • @dawsonrpowell
    @dawsonrpowell 5 років тому +662

    13:18 I always love how whiteboards in movies about programming have random math formulas scrawled on them, as if they didn't bother to ask a single programmer about their job.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 роки тому +51

      "As if" you know for sure they didn't even consider that lol

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 4 роки тому +109

      "I need my c o d i n g s a n c t u a r y"

    • @jameswatson6876
      @jameswatson6876 4 роки тому +34

      @@nate6360 That made me lol. I know a few coders and none of them would care, nor would they be upset if their roommate asked them "Hey could you go to the library so I can have someone over?"

    • @fiddink6058
      @fiddink6058 4 роки тому +27

      @@nate6360 27 year old gamers when they get kicked out of their parents basement

    • @armincal9834
      @armincal9834 4 роки тому +5

      Why would gamers need a fucking coding sanctuary tho?

  • @aroach4689
    @aroach4689 4 роки тому +642

    8:58 No, this is actually very realistic. Some teachers seem to think things like introversion and anxiety are a myth, and go out of their way to put students in stressful situations to cure them 🙃

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 роки тому +11

      Are you sole sort of Bambi obsessed Furry?
      Or am I reading way too much into your profile pic(which is totally plausible lol, I'm really not accusing you, the picture is just unsettling and I can't tell if it's just me or not)
      Considering the internet these days....

    • @aroach4689
      @aroach4689 3 роки тому +9

      @@mutt9779 I do engage in the furry community occasionally, but I mostly just like the image. It's called fab bitch.png on my computer lmao

    • @genjishimada5592
      @genjishimada5592 3 роки тому +12

      Then dont have anxiety then

    • @usagibnuuy2070
      @usagibnuuy2070 3 роки тому +44

      @@genjishimada5592 just don't get depressed

    • @genjishimada5592
      @genjishimada5592 3 роки тому +3

      @@usagibnuuy2070 exactly

  • @lukecalder7536
    @lukecalder7536 5 років тому +476

    It feels like the writer of the movie never used a dating app before.

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 5 років тому +2

      Girls according to love app stats only swipe right 5%-7% of the guys. So good luck finding a horny girl for all those short and ugly guys. XD

    • @Irraptured
      @Irraptured 5 років тому +33

      @@fabiomoreira1506 What does height have to do with anything? Lol

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 5 років тому +1

      @@Irraptured a lot of girls want a tall guy. Short guys are invisible to them...

    • @Irraptured
      @Irraptured 5 років тому +38

      @@fabiomoreira1506 Really? Sounds like girls that aren't worth having around. I'm 5'8 and haven't had that kind of problem. What kind of girls are you going for? lol

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +41

      @@Irraptured people who are rejected because of height should realize those aren't the kind of girls you want anyway lmao

  • @kieralavode57
    @kieralavode57 5 років тому +918

    Who the hell thought that app would ever be a good idea? No woman would ever use it. It would be the very easiest way to get kidnapped and murdered by some dude who'll never even be caught, what the heck.

    • @rohannaterry7288
      @rohannaterry7288 5 років тому +64

      don’t forget stis

    • @fishgilbert6875
      @fishgilbert6875 5 років тому +75

      @@blueslug9084 Nigga what

    • @matthewpunk2012
      @matthewpunk2012 5 років тому +75

      @@blueslug9084 I thoroughly envy you.

    • @breetoldyouso
      @breetoldyouso 5 років тому +38

      @@blueslug9084 uh... congratulations?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 років тому +57

      @@fredthefinger7626 That's considerably more normal.

  • @girv98
    @girv98 5 років тому +518

    Danny, Drew and Elvis are all aspects of the same being
    *_The Holy Trinity_*

  • @Barni2212
    @Barni2212 3 роки тому +217

    No age restriction, No verification, No address, no name. Hmmm this app sounds like the perfect thing for dark web human trafficking. Your victim happily comes to your door front.

    • @Naked_snake1102
      @Naked_snake1102 8 місяців тому

      Broski 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 6 місяців тому +2

      And a woman actually wrote and produced this… how insane. Not that a man doing it would be any ‘better’ but I definitely think women know more about this kind of thing than men.

  • @battlebrother4128
    @battlebrother4128 5 років тому +400

    i've managed to see this movie three times without ever needing to actually watch it! thanks Drew, Danny and Elvis!

    • @bluelips501
      @bluelips501 5 років тому +6

      i saved all my time and energy from them so im thankful for that. 😊

    • @nellrussellstarving_artist1215
      @nellrussellstarving_artist1215 5 років тому

      Wait til our dear sweet Elvis finds out about the grinder app... You might get another episode....
      (especially about the 11min. through 12min. marks- dear sweet innocent Elvis may redo) lol

    • @needleimag5031
      @needleimag5031 5 років тому

      Ikr I kinda want to see them all in one video tbh

  • @KJ-je9pm
    @KJ-je9pm 5 років тому +1401

    I've seen high school students make a better quality short film than this

    • @demarr5811
      @demarr5811 5 років тому +10

      Hes not a fucking good actor overhype actually

    • @TheKannon
      @TheKannon 5 років тому +10

      @@demarr5811 english please

    • @ryancrafar3733
      @ryancrafar3733 5 років тому +12

      Wait till you see bird epidemic

    • @braindead1168
      @braindead1168 5 років тому +23

      Ryan Crafar that movie is a masterpiece in its own shitty way

    • @ryancrafar3733
      @ryancrafar3733 5 років тому +2

      @@braindead1168 its a masterpiece it have a sequel. Imagine....

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 5 років тому +494

    "I'm not like other girls, cuz other girls don't walk around reading a book everywhere they go, while running into buildings & people..." 💁🏼‍♀️

    • @thoryon7767
      @thoryon7767 5 років тому +6

      I laughed really hard after i read your comment and realized this actually is the character 😂

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 5 років тому +4

      @@thoryon7767 thx, lol... the character isn't self aware either... 😏

    • @serra9993
      @serra9993 5 років тому +3

      **actual laugh**

    • @atryl
      @atryl 5 років тому +2

      I mean you use your phone on the street, it's pretty much the same imo. :)

    • @thoryon7767
      @thoryon7767 5 років тому

      @Jaiden Rocha its a pretty common spanish decent name here in mt country, i know like 20 ppl with that last name here just in my city

  • @kiatorrette5631
    @kiatorrette5631 4 роки тому +541

    I hate how so many movies try and portray all men as being just a bunch of sex driven sociopaths

    • @isaacmitchell3386
      @isaacmitchell3386 3 роки тому +24

      Same

    • @dianevanderlinden3480
      @dianevanderlinden3480 3 роки тому +58

      It’s sad. Women meet guys who fit that stereotype, and assume all guys are like that and then give up.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 роки тому +16

      @@dianevanderlinden3480 no they don't

    • @TheSMR1969
      @TheSMR1969 Рік тому +8

      ​@@ursidae97 are you trying to imply that there isn't guys like this ? The rise of Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson would say otherwise

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Рік тому +10

      @@TheSMR1969 I'm definitely not saying that. I'm saying not all women do what diane says they do.

  • @sukidakara4326
    @sukidakara4326 5 років тому +200

    i misheard "one day i'll code an app that will really make a difference" as "one day i'll take a nap that will really make a difference"

  • @IndicoKuma
    @IndicoKuma 5 років тому +447

    The fact that this was filmed at my college (FAU) makes me ashamed to have attended and graduated from there. Thank you Swiped. You did this.

  • @CalicoJoeJoe
    @CalicoJoeJoe 5 років тому +1518

    Who else is here after the director lashed out at everybody's UA-cam videos critiquing it?

    • @crazyinsane500
      @crazyinsane500 5 років тому +201

      If it wasn't for that, nobody would even know it exists.
      They took down the UA-cam channel, they took down the Twitter account, Swiped isn't promoted (at least for me) on Netflix, and it's Wikipedia page is less than ten sentences and a cast list (Probably taken from IMDB, and likely to be amended with this new information)

    • @breeze2082
      @breeze2082 5 років тому +67

      Good old fashioned Streisand effect

    • @AxeBearWhoCares
      @AxeBearWhoCares 5 років тому +19

      Where can I find this?

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 5 років тому +11

      Please help me find this I need need NEED To see it.

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 5 років тому +3

      Sanic Is disappointed in you ahhhhhh such wonderful schaudenfraude. Thank you, friend.

  • @catscanhavelittleasalami
    @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 роки тому +56

    "And this dating app has no age restrictions"
    They really saw nothing wrong that line and said heck yeah let's keep that in the movie.

  • @rfldss89
    @rfldss89 5 років тому +159

    I especially like that when Lance opens the window the sound of the traffic makes it seem like he's on the 12th for of a high rise building in Manhattan, but then in the next shot it looks like she just jumped out of a ground floor window.

  • @smackpopcrackysmak8337
    @smackpopcrackysmak8337 5 років тому +1837

    9:17 “the teacher can’t fail all of us.”
    Immediately my mind went to Area 51, “They can’t stop all of us,”

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 5 років тому +10

      Spaghetti Souls yes same I had to check when this was made

    • @antereaw6178
      @antereaw6178 5 років тому +34

      I had a chemistry teacher who had a class that didn’t do their science projects that was a big chunk of their grade and a lot of them were already pretty mediocre in the class. So they thought that if none of them did the project then he couldn’t fail all of them but he did. 🤣

    • @marywinchester1322
      @marywinchester1322 5 років тому +1

      😂😆

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 5 років тому +1

      What if Elvis the Alien is moving out of 51 before it gets raided?

    • @aliciawhite9179
      @aliciawhite9179 5 років тому +3

      I wanna like this comment but its at 666 so ill leave it be

  • @chrisward9218
    @chrisward9218 5 років тому +128

    "one of them leads homeless people to shelters"
    Brilliant! now all we need to do is make sure homeless people have cellphones!

    • @KiwiOuiOui22
      @KiwiOuiOui22 5 років тому +8

      That's exactly what I was thinking. Wow this movie is stupid.

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 5 років тому +2

      There was one app that led homeless people to free donated food crates or food banks and instead a lot of college students used the apps to get to them

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 років тому +4

      some people who were kicked out of their homes by parents could really use that app. Those people would likely have phones.

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 років тому +2

      Those in California do

    • @johns9478
      @johns9478 5 років тому +6

      Most of the homeless people I know have cell phones. You can get a cheap android for $20 and service through a budget provider like Mint Mobile for less than $20 per month. That's a hell of a lot cheaper than the $1,200+ per month a studio appartment costs in my area.

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt 4 роки тому +109

    Literally 90% of tinder users use it for not strings hook ups. Very few actually date on it.

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 2 роки тому +2

      that's not true. unless you are speaking from the perspective of a female, in that case.. i wouldn't know because i have used tinder as a straight male. but i think it varies alot depending on region and country. in my local area (norway) i barely see anyone who claim they are using it for hookups.. i changed my location to LA and suddenly 90% of the profiles were just horny people, girls in bikinis and ass pictures. and then on the complete opposite side of the spectrum, i changed my location to what i believe was South Korea and i literally couldn't find one girl with a full selfie of her face. either they were selfies with faces covered up by facemasks or just random pictures of food.
      the cultural differences of Tinder are hilarious.

  • @wikkedawsome
    @wikkedawsome 5 років тому +303

    heard about the director trying to abuse copyright / fair use to remove and /or alter your review. reminds me of the king kong skull island director trying to censor reviews until he realized he was getting bad press, and tried to make a sad meme out of it.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 років тому +22

      It's even more comparable to Derek Savage, the no-talent hack who brought us "Cool Cat Saves The Kids" and then tried to attack a bunch of UA-camrs like IHE and YMS over their critical reviews of it.

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 5 років тому +1012

    Why is Netflix so in love with Noah? They put him in everything even though there's nothing special about him.

    • @cww1976
      @cww1976 5 років тому +24

      Netflix didn't make this movie.

    • @LabGirl_00
      @LabGirl_00 5 років тому +113

      The film wasn’t made by Netflix, but I assume it only made to the platform bc of Noah

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 5 років тому +34

      cww1976 It sure feels like Netflix made it.

    • @trickyrichard
      @trickyrichard 5 років тому +73

      Because he's a cute racially ambiguous boy for all the teen girls to oogle at- netflix executive probably

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 5 років тому +15

      Aiber Lane It's probably cause girls are obsessed with him cause he's eye candy and it takes away from the bad acting of the Rey's of the cast, cause I have to say him, Leigh Alan baker and the CS teacher were the only ones with remotely good acting skills, and that's cause they're veterans in the acting scene

  • @Oceanblue_Art_
    @Oceanblue_Art_ 5 років тому +1908

    Is this some kind of PG-13 Disney Channel Original Movie

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 5 років тому +60

      It has the quality of one

    • @kidoth2609
      @kidoth2609 5 років тому +79

      Don't put them that low... they weren't THAT bad..

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 років тому +41

      It’s got a Disney channel actor so

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, except it’s worse in every other way

    • @remremkyuun
      @remremkyuun 5 років тому +39

      Disney channel movies may be cheesy but they aren't this bad

  • @_cl0ud9ne
    @_cl0ud9ne 4 роки тому +353

    My ex LOVED this movie and I could never bring myself to watch it. It explains alot, trust me.

    • @cm9231
      @cm9231 4 роки тому +65

      I assume he's an ex for a reason then... 😂

    • @REbers99
      @REbers99 4 роки тому +38

      Someone actually enjoyed this movie??

    • @ThatNoFbody-ch9ky
      @ThatNoFbody-ch9ky 4 роки тому +10

      No actual way he enjoyed this steaming pile 😂

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting 4 роки тому +33

      "My ex"
      Yeah good call

    • @noah4279
      @noah4279 4 роки тому +11

      Is that why they're your ex

  • @maxgraff4601
    @maxgraff4601 5 років тому +1658

    Why does everyone have heads the same width as their necks in this movie

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 5 років тому +231

    If Ann does copyright strike this, remember to keep a note on how much ad revenue it was making before she did it. You can use that as evidence of damages that she'll have to pay if she's in the wrong.

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 5 років тому +5030

    An app that leads homeless people to shelters.
    App.
    Homeless.
    AN APP.
    FOR THE HOMELESS.

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 років тому +551

      Some homeless people may have phones. People may be kicked out for not being able to pay rent.
      Doesn't mean they immediately lose their property.

    • @Slippy-Toad-Love
      @Slippy-Toad-Love 5 років тому +339

      David GN40 Unless you stay in front of a place with free WiFi, you wouldn’t be using your phone often when you don’t have money.

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 років тому +294

      @@Slippy-Toad-Love there are many places that provide free wifi even when you're outside, such as libraries.

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 5 років тому +26

      @@davidgn40 exactly

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk 5 років тому +60

      @@davidgn40
      "UMmMm ACKTCHUALLY"
      *pushes glasses up*

  • @joshlamb707
    @joshlamb707 4 роки тому +71

    22:38 "Somebody catch her!"
    *screams*
    *Literally falls two feet*

    • @pippaschroeder9660
      @pippaschroeder9660 4 роки тому +5

      I’m pretty sure there are parks with bigger ledges to jump off than that

  • @VengefulEggroll
    @VengefulEggroll 4 роки тому +439

    "Who reads and walks?"
    Me: *Sweating profusely*

    • @dezray9313
      @dezray9313 4 роки тому +8

      Ngl when kids at school do that I get such an intense sense of cringe lol 😅👀

    • @RubberHoseToons
      @RubberHoseToons 4 роки тому +1

      Me too. Me too.

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 4 роки тому +7

      Jokes on you i do it while driving

    • @S3L0Licant
      @S3L0Licant 4 роки тому +3

      @@lavish263team5 that's hella not safe

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 3 роки тому +1

      @@lavish263team5 oh yeah I do it while Im walking into on going traffic… but sadly nobody killed me still

  • @Megamindfan123
    @Megamindfan123 5 років тому +164

    I feel like I'm getting an in depth analysis on swiped since I'm seeing so many points of view on it

    • @catherineven7556
      @catherineven7556 5 років тому +11

      Conclusion: swiped is a very bad movie. I didn't think I needed 3 people to tell me that lol.

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid 5 років тому +199

    Your channel may not be the size of Danny's or Drew's, but your commentary is just as top notch. I love all three of y'all.

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 5 років тому +8

      Painted Lotus absolutely

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 5 років тому +2

      They can be the Holy Trinity- Drelvy Goodzalien... 🍍

  • @moxxy3565
    @moxxy3565 4 роки тому +220

    I feel like the "Crab" guys chin was CGIed in post

    • @quisbey
      @quisbey 4 роки тому +8

      i was looking for this comment

    • @Josherrificly
      @Josherrificly 4 роки тому +3

      @@quisbey Same!

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 3 роки тому

      @Sham Ram the guy who gets mad that a girl wants to know his last name, hes also the dude on the thumbnail of this video

  • @gooseman300
    @gooseman300 5 років тому +640

    This dude's face literally so small and blended into his neck

  • @livwake
    @livwake 4 роки тому +1950

    Can we appreciate that they basically invented Grindr

    • @wade5080
      @wade5080 4 роки тому +35

      Y

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 4 роки тому +34

      S

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 4 роки тому +17

      @Kreftin Zoggy Dazzan how could this have happened!

    • @kingjay239
      @kingjay239 4 роки тому +18

      Uhh, grindr has been around for years.

    • @rockhound3.14
      @rockhound3.14 4 роки тому +1

      Fereal

  • @SonovKaos
    @SonovKaos 5 років тому +3481

    Lol. He made an app that leads homeless ppl to shelters. Right. Because homeless ppl are just downloading new apps on their smartphones all the time.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 5 років тому +384

      Not to sound pretentious but lots of homeless people do have smartphones. It's considered an essential thing since it can be used for a myriad of things and plenty of places offer free WiFi. Plus you can get them cheap depending on where you shop, if they're secondhand, if you had one before you were homeless etc.

    • @marionamewontwork2681
      @marionamewontwork2681 5 років тому +110

      @@ButterflyScarlet Some places in the world even supply homeless people with credit card readers so they can easily get more money from people since in 2020 so few of us ever carry cash. I havent touched cash for probabbly the last 5 years of my life easy. I hate change and CC are so much easier.

    • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
      @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 5 років тому +121

      Some homeless people have phones. Some homeless people have jobs. Actually an app like this would be great since people like you assume that all homeless people are the stereotype, and would have no use for an app.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 5 років тому +62

      I mean, smart phones can be cheap at pharmacy's and corner stores. Most people could become homeless even when having a job or steady income. You could lose your house or get kicked out by your parents. Or be a drifter travelling.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 5 років тому +21

      you can buy a touchscreen from dollar general for 20 bucks...
      i mean its gonna have 8gigs max but...

  • @lpfan4491
    @lpfan4491 4 роки тому +128

    Jesus, listening to the plot is just....that character is basically rushing to jail. Making a prostitutionapp for everyone and anyone and literally hacking everyone else to take down the entire dating-market.

  • @bryce7339
    @bryce7339 5 років тому +410

    Elvis should revisit lele pons “Amigos” cause there’s like 4 new *“original”* episodes

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 років тому +45

      I'd watch a show called "Komrads", based around the USSR and a Seinfeld-like Stalin failing over and over again while having problems with his mother, who is called Russia.
      I am a sick individual.

    • @MrNobleSix
      @MrNobleSix 5 років тому +5

      best not give them exposure

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 років тому +13

      @@DerVasto
      There's a movie called the death of Stalin. If you put Seinfeld music over it I think it works.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 років тому +6

      @@oo4758 I must confirm this myself.
      Do not wait for my return.

    • @issypearce3029
      @issypearce3029 5 років тому +1

      Bob is back, now with more saltwater yes

  • @williamhealy6381
    @williamhealy6381 5 років тому +503

    Kid: makes app to lead homeless people to shelters
    Homeless guy: whips out iPhone X, opens app, gets to shelter
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @rainygamedays5873
      @rainygamedays5873 5 років тому +38

      Ngl Everytime I've been in homeless shelters or near homeless people, they always have smart phones without a fucking doubt

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 5 років тому +5

      @@rainygamedays5873 probably government phones

    • @lilliansharpe4975
      @lilliansharpe4975 5 років тому +24

      smart phones are pretty helpful in this day in age, doubt it’s iPhone X tho hahah

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 5 років тому

      @@lilliansharpe4975 unless somehow through some ways they got one lol

    • @IggyTheBalrog
      @IggyTheBalrog 5 років тому +16

      Most homeless folks are people who got kicked out or lost their homes so it's likely they'd have a cheap phone. Rough sleepers are a little bit different tho.

  • @fds6650
    @fds6650 5 років тому +555

    I swear they only paid the cameraman enough to do full body or midsection shots

    • @fds6650
      @fds6650 5 років тому +17

      @Disappointed yes

    • @steffencremers4053
      @steffencremers4053 5 років тому +8

      Disappointed what

    • @lunarpanda7436
      @lunarpanda7436 5 років тому +8

      Disappointed were you the cinematographer, love?

    • @aestheticgarbage6671
      @aestheticgarbage6671 5 років тому +4

      Disappointed that's a legitimate criticism of the movie though? Wtf are you talking about?

  • @sound-wizzard
    @sound-wizzard 4 роки тому +64

    "Every scene in this movie is probably the first take" 😂😂😂

  • @Flazhness
    @Flazhness 5 років тому +192

    "with every mental disability on earth"
    *Shows clip of Jake Paul*
    Dying dude, I really am laughing so hard!

  • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
    @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +319

    Memeology brought me here 💜
    If it pisses the director, im happy.

    • @sonofyhvh6138
      @sonofyhvh6138 5 років тому +1

      Marsette same n

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 5 років тому +7

      Same im trying to look for the comment of the director

  • @sarahalamri5135
    @sarahalamri5135 5 років тому +165

    I really like that he's talking about the same movie drew and danny talked about but made completely different points

    • @No-ej5jz
      @No-ej5jz 4 роки тому +2

      @Sp00ky Sponge the fuck?

  • @wizzem7890
    @wizzem7890 4 роки тому +21

    Meeting the person you wanted on that app would be near impossible. Like 98% of the people on the app would be teenagers, kids who got dared, creepy people, and kidnappers.

  • @rominaconstenla5624
    @rominaconstenla5624 5 років тому +866

    "I made an app that leads homeless people to shelters".
    Do homeless people have cellphones?

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 5 років тому +106

      Some, phones are very important when trying to get out bad situations. Like for job interviews.

    • @Raptorworld22
      @Raptorworld22 5 років тому +77

      I've seen homeless people with Facebook profiles and merch stores, having phones is pretty believable.

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra 5 років тому +66

      Some of them, no doubt. The real problem is that when it comes to rough sleepers accessing shelters, finding them isn't really the biggest issue in the way.
      But as the video outlined, the writer wasn't very bright.

    • @TrackHustlersENT
      @TrackHustlersENT 5 років тому +3

      Romina Constenla hell yeah. obama phones

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 років тому +13

      Yes. It depends on the kind, if you were forced into homelessness it may be different but many vagabonds and hobos have phones. They tend to only use it when there’s WiFi to cut costs, it can be like as low as $30 a month.

  • @meowtaindewd
    @meowtaindewd 5 років тому +192

    i don’t know if i can watch a THIRD review on this- here we go again... i guess.

  • @Mangobaskets
    @Mangobaskets 5 років тому +88

    Elvis The Alien: Who reads and walks?
    People who stare at their phone constantly: *sweats*

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 4 роки тому +77

    17:35
    They’re in *COLLEGE* but can only meet guys through an app?
    Seems legit.

    • @metamorphosis4078
      @metamorphosis4078 3 роки тому +1

      Lool it's like the only place that exists is the college...

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 років тому +154

    “Netflix, you’re greenlit!”

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +665

    Andrew Gonzalez and Drew Gooden are the same person, I don't know why you're referring to them as two different people.

  • @aeonstrife147
    @aeonstrife147 5 років тому +160

    Swiped is that facebook meme where the nerd is bullying the bully of his lunch money or he'll hack his fb account

    • @joelv6605
      @joelv6605 5 років тому +2

      That shits actually hilarious

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 роки тому +20

    The "We don't have time to know a girl's name, we have school!" scene makes me think that Ann Deborah Fishman (the writer, producer, and director) has a condition where her mind can only do exactly one thing at a time and she is completely incapable of doing anything else until she is done with that one thing

  • @Kylo122O
    @Kylo122O 4 роки тому +152

    6:56 she's probably reading the script.

  • @NimhShambler
    @NimhShambler 5 років тому +140

    3:40
    "Crab" is dressed like an early 90s Ken doll.

  • @Zanemob
    @Zanemob 5 років тому +960

    Can you review the movie, "Rubber"? I can't find anyone willing...

    • @coolguyjaxon3620
      @coolguyjaxon3620 5 років тому +109

      the one with the killer tire?

    • @realcrabmane
      @realcrabmane 5 років тому +44

      PLEASE

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 5 років тому +67

      @@coolguyjaxon3620 YES! You know! You're the first person I met who does...

    • @coolguyjaxon3620
      @coolguyjaxon3620 5 років тому +38

      @@Zanemob first movie i ever watched on netflix lol

    • @LllamaDelReyy
      @LllamaDelReyy 5 років тому +13

      This has to happennnnnn

  • @user-ye4us8dm3v
    @user-ye4us8dm3v 4 роки тому +480

    why is no one talking ab how the main characters neck IS SO BIG?? HE LOOKS LIKE A THUMB

    • @cm9231
      @cm9231 4 роки тому +32

      Or Beaker from the Muppets

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +3

      @@cm9231 I just remembered that dude because of this comment

    • @cm9231
      @cm9231 4 роки тому +4

      @@commandercat10 you're welcome lol

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +3

      @@cm9231 man that was a fast reply

    • @cm9231
      @cm9231 4 роки тому +22

      @@commandercat10 thanks, I often disappoint my girlfriend with how fast I am

  • @LewisDruid
    @LewisDruid 5 років тому +485

    They basically wanted straight Grindr xD

    • @user-yq7hd9wg5o
      @user-yq7hd9wg5o 5 років тому +1

      Lewis Druid sksksksksksk

    • @mrknarf4438
      @mrknarf4438 5 років тому +3

      I mean, we all do, but girls don't. And that's okay.

    • @yorade1
      @yorade1 5 років тому +1

      So basically plenty o fish?

    • @yeeb0403
      @yeeb0403 5 років тому

      Yo where the pan grindr at?

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrknarf4438 I don't but I know girls who do

  • @imaturbogaydickriderfromma4532
    @imaturbogaydickriderfromma4532 5 років тому +111

    "ppsh who reads and walks?No one."
    freshmen on their first day holding their schedule: *sweats*

  • @everudy9752
    @everudy9752 4 роки тому +66

    This entire movie is like a
    “Movie in one take” challenge

  • @Bloojaygay
    @Bloojaygay 4 роки тому +23

    Make an app where there’s a slider where you can pick how much you lean towards sex or romance and the app pairs you up with someone of similar interests on a similar place on the slider. Boom.

  • @sugargay364
    @sugargay364 5 років тому +120

    Why is Elvis not at 1M yet? My boy deserves so much lmao

  • @lolm8376
    @lolm8376 5 років тому +1817

    I like how the film is just basically just hating on chads and people with sex lives.... makes you wonder who wrote it.

    • @lemonnomel9416
      @lemonnomel9416 5 років тому +267

      Yeah I get what they're trying to say about how dating apps make people not care about relationships and just objectify each other but the problem is that they don't understand that 1) no relationship formed from a desire to just have sex with someone will never work out in the long run and 2) these mentalities existed before dating apps they just led to unhappy marriages and divorces and packed bars

    • @ToxiChaos
      @ToxiChaos 5 років тому +33

      Mumkey Jones

    • @suwucidal6936
      @suwucidal6936 5 років тому +41

      A person who does not get laid
      unlike me

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 5 років тому +67

      the main character is just the guy's self insert, about 200 pounds lighter and better hygiene

    • @icedestroyer9816
      @icedestroyer9816 5 років тому +25

      lol m8 a fat femenist woman

  • @zehermanator2710
    @zehermanator2710 5 років тому +625

    I'm gonna say the C word okay? I know we don't like to say it alright here we go...
    *CONSENT!*

  • @Maraxus
    @Maraxus 3 роки тому +4

    I like how Lance pushes her out a window and she yells like she’s falling multiple floors, but the camera clearly shows they’re on ground level.

  • @alexxC37
    @alexxC37 5 років тому +240

    I heard the writer of this movie is threatening you.
    That made me want to come watch the video again. So here I am. 😬
    One little extra view but I hope more people come do the same.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 років тому +1

      Wait...seriously?

    • @yokaiju8909
      @yokaiju8909 5 років тому +1

      What've they been saying?

    • @ley8443
      @ley8443 5 років тому +5

      basically just trying to give copyright claims and harrassing a 17 year old for also reviewing and not liking the movie.

  • @Kaldosthesergal
    @Kaldosthesergal 5 років тому +372

    Can we also talk about how god-awful the cinematography is? It's almost on birdemic levels...

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 5 років тому +19

      Elvis did briefly talk about it though, towards the end of the video: you know, the lighting, framing, bad shots, picture going in and out of focus, overly loud music etc.

    • @lilianawolf6659
      @lilianawolf6659 5 років тому +2

      Yeah it's the most basic shit ever.
      A person one is here, person two is in front of them and they have like 5 shots. Medium and close up of the two people and a wide shot showing both.
      We learned this shit on our first week of art school. 😂
      All our teachers told us to never use only those shots. If the image is always still and showing only people, the viewer gets bored. It's like an interview, not entertainment.

    • @dndi7772
      @dndi7772 5 років тому

      it's not on birdemic level... it's worse than that god awful masterpiece

  • @SimmonsProductions27
    @SimmonsProductions27 5 років тому +203

    THAT MAKES THREE UA-cam BOYS DOING A VIDEO ON THIS FILM

    • @MrBaskins2010
      @MrBaskins2010 5 років тому +5

      SimscottBot this is the most comprehensive and probably my favorite

  • @lyrixaofficial
    @lyrixaofficial 4 роки тому +3

    the beaty of those videos like this one is , you dont need to watch entire movie to understand only 15 - 20 min videos and you understand it all..this guy save us time...thank you Elvis

  • @EyesOfTalan
    @EyesOfTalan 5 років тому +67

    Elvis, there’s a Netflix movie called, “Black and Privileged.” It has the worst editing ever. You have to look at every scene and realize the directors were smoking that pack.

  • @idkblahblahblah6026
    @idkblahblahblah6026 5 років тому +673

    “Who reads and walks? No one!”
    Haha, yeah no one reads and walks... and walks right into a palm tree... Only an idiot would do that...

  • @jimmy1395
    @jimmy1395 5 років тому +140

    18:24 That woman in the middle was in "Good luck, Charlie".
    I can't believe how they've got her in this garbage.

    • @alyssiataylor546
      @alyssiataylor546 5 років тому +9

      That's what I was thinking. Disney's child AND adult stars got it bad 😭😂

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 5 років тому +16

      They probably called all the actresses that get type casted as moms until one answered

    • @icecsm16
      @icecsm16 4 роки тому +6

      I'm not familiar with that show, but Kristen Johnson who plays the teacher at 14:25 was in 3rd Rock From The Sun. Her career certainly took a nosedive.

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 4 роки тому

      @@icecsm16 she's still on Mom

  • @StinaMariaxo
    @StinaMariaxo 4 роки тому +17

    Convincing the whole class to fail with him is some Zac Morris type plot if I ever heard one.