HOME ALONE - A Nonsensical Movie About Braindead Bandits & Child Abuse

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  • @wizzem7890
    @wizzem7890 4 роки тому +5073

    "You're helpless. You have to have everything done for you."
    MAN, it's almost like he's 8 and no one taught him how to do things.

    • @birdy369
      @birdy369 4 роки тому +520

      Thought the same when he was talking about "Kevin shouldve known they were going on a trip that day, what time they were leaving, etc. Etc" and I remember days of going on vacation when i was younger waking up and being like "oh that's for today?" Like mom definitely had to tell me lol

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 роки тому +165

      Yeah his family was pretty stupid.

    • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
      @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 4 роки тому +209

      His family were complete assholes to him.

    • @christianreno4162
      @christianreno4162 4 роки тому +7

      @@birdy369 you have 69 likes

    • @beepboop1008
      @beepboop1008 4 роки тому +86

      Lmao even at 14 I had to be told about events or how to do certain things because I’m an idiot

  • @bgheseger6937
    @bgheseger6937 5 років тому +6111

    The reason Kevin is fearless is because the trauma from the bullying has made him devoid of all emotion

    • @brunoselles3403
      @brunoselles3403 5 років тому +96

      oh god this comment killed me, laughed really hard

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 5 років тому +145

      Thats how sociopaths are made

    • @philmust3651
      @philmust3651 5 років тому +66

      Kevin: *pulls out relvalver*
      Bandits: OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERSY!!!
      Kevin:I lost all my Mersey. *PUW*I
      The guy nest door: I'll take that for 25$
      Kevin: ok.
      For fifteen years longer a trade starts, they don't ask each other anything they just sell. Then Kevin was put on death row for the murder of the victims. Then all his family pees on his grave, the end.

    • @mew2wand447
      @mew2wand447 5 років тому +3

      Yep

    • @brunoselles3403
      @brunoselles3403 5 років тому +32

      @@philmust3651 is everything alright bud?

  • @barrels1346
    @barrels1346 5 років тому +4065

    Not even gonna mention that the mom, despite her efforts, only arrives at the house like 2 minutes before the rest of the family.

    • @13mnpl15
      @13mnpl15 4 роки тому +428

      She could also ring more than one person, like you ring a police ONCE? No neighboors, friends or ever a teacher she could call to take care or at lest check on her kid?

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 роки тому +220

      She really didn't care about Kevin

    • @purelysmetalnightcore
      @purelysmetalnightcore 4 роки тому +172

      @@13mnpl15 To be fair, she DID have the aunt call up everyone in her address book while she was talking to the police. After she hung up with the police the aunt told her that no one answered.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому +7

      Kosti what lol no teacher wants to take care of student

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому +2

      The Gray Ghost good they didn’t lit welfare cks get ppl killed

  • @edinscot56789
    @edinscot56789 3 роки тому +1424

    The biggest plothole in this movie: Harry could've just robbed the house with everyone in it. No-one would've even noticed

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 роки тому +8

      ?

    • @monerix6858
      @monerix6858 3 роки тому +183

      @@delete---7593 he was disguised as a cop at the beginning being ignored by the family

    • @devindalton4688
      @devindalton4688 2 роки тому +94

      @@delete---7593 Pretty sure this is a joke about how completely incompetent Kevin's family is, given the fact that they completely forgot about him.

    • @MegaEdeath
      @MegaEdeath Рік тому +3

      I mean he could of thought it was too risky

    • @evanb4189
      @evanb4189 Рік тому +3

      @@monerix6858 A cop walking around taking stuff would be noticed.

  • @alex5rebooted448
    @alex5rebooted448 5 років тому +2926

    I've seen this movie so many times and yet thanks to you I just notice how Kevin's dad threw away Kevin's boarding pass in the beginning of the movie.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 5 років тому +197

      What a fucking shit head

    • @psychomanatee3459
      @psychomanatee3459 5 років тому +218

      That along with the donut being stuck on the police guys phone. Now I'm gonna be bothered by it every time I watch the movie now 💀

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 роки тому +144

      @The Gray Ghost Right and the sequel even addresses this. Kevin rightfully calls him out for being a cheapskate and then Frank bitches the next day about the lousy "wake up call" like somehow it was their responsibility to wake his grown ass up.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 роки тому +130

      @Right To Censor and given the general attitude this family has towards Kevin they'd still probably blame him for it somehow.

    • @addiction.5500
      @addiction.5500 4 роки тому +3

      Read up on your, Home alone, LORRRREEE

  • @i_will_not_elaborate
    @i_will_not_elaborate 5 років тому +2833

    I've always hated the family, even as a kid I've always questioned why they treated him like that.

    • @JermaLover
      @JermaLover 4 роки тому +40

      Hee Hee, then you wouldn't like my family!

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 4 роки тому +69

      Huh yeah I wonder why I thought maybe it could be that *Kevin's adopted that's why they hate him*

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 роки тому +99

      I know me too and that's saying a lot because I was abused as a child so I tended to normalize that behavior. But it was still so fucking infuriating.

    • @Jackylification
      @Jackylification 4 роки тому +120

      I always hated them too, then grew up and still hated them. I kinda presumed it was filmed in a way where as a child, you were meant to empathize with Kevin and hate the mom, then as you age you understand the mom like you do your own parents but no... the family should have stayed gone

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 4 роки тому +59

      @@Jackylification for some reason, UA-cam didn't notify me on the replies here but anyway, I agree.
      There are other movies that I watched as a kid where I hated the parents but later sympathized as an adult. But with these people, I see nothing that justifies their actions. Yeah, Kevin was a little brat, but children often act out when they feel left out or unloved.

  • @reaganfranks4579
    @reaganfranks4579 4 роки тому +3660

    I love home alone but I hate his parents. Even his parents treat him like trash. His family calls him a disease and even his parents don’t stick up for him.

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 4 роки тому +138

      The Gray Ghost his uncle is a ass too

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 4 роки тому +110

      His uncle is a bigger ass

    • @ShadowMancer97
      @ShadowMancer97 4 роки тому +246

      And in the second movie they treat him exactly the same way. 100% abusive parents would remove child from home

    • @prest01
      @prest01 4 роки тому +7

      i thought that was.... the point????

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 4 роки тому +60

      @@waterking74 That's another thing; my brother would punch me if I called my nieces or nephew "little jerks."

  • @seriouscomedyy9725
    @seriouscomedyy9725 3 роки тому +318

    Just realized- The Old Man's "Scowl" probably wasn't a scowl but rather a look of confusion to see Kevin still in town. Since Kevin's family and him are neighbors he likely saw everyone rushing out and piling into cars to go to the airport. Upon seeing Kevin at the store, he's confused why the youngest child of the family was left behind.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 Рік тому

      He saw Kevin Home Alone before that, dumbass.

  • @bradybiesterfeld2706
    @bradybiesterfeld2706 5 років тому +665

    He was also scared of the police because he thought that Harry was actually associated with the police because he was dressed as a cop at the beginning of the film.

    • @ThirstysURL
      @ThirstysURL 5 років тому +26

      haven't watched in ages but i remember him being scared of them accusing him of another prank call...

    • @elizabethdragonclaw2916
      @elizabethdragonclaw2916 5 років тому +6

      But he still called the cops later, so...

    • @stephaniebeeboo2793
      @stephaniebeeboo2793 5 років тому +4

      I thought he was scared of the Joe Pesci cop is because of those creepy teeth

    • @chrisstanger6650
      @chrisstanger6650 5 років тому +1

      Stephanie Beeboo that’s what I used to think when I was a kid growing up in the 90’s plus if I was still a kid I would be creeped out like the ones who were in the movie.

    • @anothercreator7433
      @anothercreator7433 5 років тому +6

      Thirsty You’re probably thinking of the sequel with the other kid, Alex. He called the cops a few times and was accused of prank calling.

  • @ryanjones1876
    @ryanjones1876 4 роки тому +2920

    How Kevin was forgotten is even worse because they left in the morning and when his mom finds out, it’s dark out the window. So they didn’t realize that Kevin was missing for around 12 hours...

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 роки тому +348

      I think it is less that she realizes that she forgot him, but rather that she remembers that he exists in the first place. xD

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 3 роки тому +16

      Different timezones, dumbass.

    • @explodifier6021
      @explodifier6021 3 роки тому +100

      @@lpfan4491 it does seem odd how the mother randomly feels like she did something wrong out of seemingly nowhere.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 роки тому +95

      @@MrParkerman6 You can say it without being a piece of shit

    • @lampad4549
      @lampad4549 3 роки тому +45

      @@explodifier6021 well she feels like kevin should have caused problems by now considering he is seen as very boisterous and confrontational.

  • @Ayylien3572
    @Ayylien3572 4 роки тому +3032

    In my headcanon: After Home Alone 2, Social Services took Kevin away and put him into foster care with the Kramer family and changed his name to John.

    • @jassyp3009
      @jassyp3009 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +46

      Please yes

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 3 роки тому +151

      And then they decided that since he was already so familiar with NYC, they'd send him there to live with his wacky Uncle Cosmo.

    • @isaacman112
      @isaacman112 3 роки тому +21

      Is that a saw reference I see?

    • @CAL-td4km
      @CAL-td4km 3 роки тому +5

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @urmom6701
    @urmom6701 2 роки тому +529

    It's kinda sad that throughout the entire movie the old guy has been established to be a creep but he keeps a watchful eye over Kevin and treated him way better than any of his family ever did, especially when he was in danger. I was hoping he'd adopt him in the end and take him away from those nasty parents.

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +14

      You bought into the UA-cam mans bad opinion. This movie is a classic, it's great. Kevin's family arent evil, it's a movie for kids that's attempting to speak to kids and their fears..such as being left behind by the grown ups who live faster, busier lives, older siblings who think you're a cringey little kid and treat you like crap, being the young kid in a big family and being left out of stuff. It's relatable as a kid, and any reasonable adult should be able to recognise the movies target audience

    • @SethMcfarly
      @SethMcfarly Рік тому +12

      @@danculbert6349 ok yes on some of that but its not JUST for the demographic, yes its dumb to think his parents didnt love him when the parents were stressed out their mind trying to get ready for the christmas rush and a flight the next day, but i wouldnt use the excuse "its for kids"

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +3

      @Seth Mcfarly Well, I mean, the tone of the film is kid friendly. If it doesn't make sense or relate to the child audience, then it kinda fails. It's just relatable as a kid to feel like the grown ups in your life are leaving you behind at that age. You're not old enough to be taken seriously but not young enough to be mothered constantly. I know it works because I loved it as a kid. It just makes no sense to watch it as an adult and apply adult morals and logic to it.

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 Рік тому +1

      @@danculbert6349 yea it’s awesome Kevin picked up essentials nowadays some people wouldn’t be able to even order a pizza 🍕 lol

    • @kingjammm3500
      @kingjammm3500 Місяць тому +1

      @@danculbert6349dude the parents heard and saw Kevin’s cousins and siblings treating him like shit, his own mom said he should wish for another family they didn’t even notice he wasn’t there

  • @EclipseIsUp
    @EclipseIsUp 4 роки тому +3362

    how is it that the parents were never in trouble for leaving a 7 year old home alone? twice....

    • @dylanshort1661
      @dylanshort1661 4 роки тому +143

      3 times*

    • @Katie_Woo
      @Katie_Woo 4 роки тому +303

      Dylan Short when they joke in the second film about it being a family tradition and then bust up laughing about thankfully never losing their luggage I just think- arrest them now!

    • @justdrew5221
      @justdrew5221 4 роки тому +6

      Keith Pugh look at their house...

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 роки тому +2

      8

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 4 роки тому +27

      They don’t leave him alone in the second he gets lost in the airport

  • @agot7fan855
    @agot7fan855 4 роки тому +867

    Even when I was a kid, I always felt bad for the character. Everyone was so crap to him, I always felt like crying

  • @literarylady1125
    @literarylady1125 4 роки тому +471

    Until you pointed it out, I never noticed that his ticket was thrown away.

  • @videohog100
    @videohog100 3 роки тому +509

    The wet bandits should've recruited Kevin instead of trying to break in 😂

    • @someonelol667
      @someonelol667 3 роки тому +31

      excellent trapper for the bandits

    • @nuttiebun
      @nuttiebun 3 роки тому +43

      Then they plot to get revenge on the family

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 Рік тому +8

      @@nuttiebun I would take an alternate ending where all of that happens lol

  • @creepurr2906
    @creepurr2906 5 років тому +1888

    when I was younger I never realized that the cop from the beginning was harry.

  • @Heretic_Jones
    @Heretic_Jones 5 років тому +9595

    I like how when kevin says “everyone in this family hates me.”
    Instead of his mother assuring that they don’t hate him, like a parent should, she just responds with “maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.”
    Like what the hell?? That pretty much secures in Kevin’s mind that he’s hated, since kids are more likely to think that, and you affirm that idea in his head?
    It really pisses me off, since the movie later goes on to pretend she’s an amazing mom, but never addresses the fact that she basically told her 8 year old son that his family, including her, hates him.

    • @iSaraSeantae
      @iSaraSeantae 5 років тому +260

      Okay, so...
      Parents are people too. And sometimes we get frustrated and say the wrong thing to these little people we're completely responsible for. But we're doing our best and we try to make up for it when we know we've fucked up. Raising people is hard, especially because we all start out pretty selfish and stupid. Give us a break.

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 років тому +581

      #daddyo5

    • @DwynTwo
      @DwynTwo 5 років тому +1511

      +Doodle Doddle Nope Everyone knows parents are people too and everyone knows parents make mistakes. The difference is what you do with the mistake. Do you act like nothing ever happened or do you apologize?
      In the movie, she not only basically told her child that everyone including her hates him- which is something that just shouldn't happen, even if you're just human and you make mistakes-, she also forgot him the very next day and only noticed much later. She doesn't regret anything she said to him and at the end of the movie, all he gets is a hug. Now of course it's possible that her character talked to him about all of this "off screen", and then it would be okay, but that's not canon, so we as viewers have to believe that she resolved all these issues by hugging Kevin and didn't bring his concerns about the family hating him up ever again.

    • @shiggy3695
      @shiggy3695 5 років тому +869

      Doodle Doodle Nope parents shouldn't essentially tell their kids the family hates him/her

    • @JayStryerTheDeadWizard
      @JayStryerTheDeadWizard 5 років тому +544

      @@iSaraSeantae
      good thing your username has 'nope' at the end of it, because that's a very adequate response to your comment

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 5 років тому +1862

    Me as a kid: “wow Kevin is very disrespectful!”
    Me as an adult: oh so that’s why...

    • @hallahej860
      @hallahej860 4 роки тому +41

      You're an adult and you have a profile pic from a cartoon meant for 6 year old girls
      That's gay

    • @larrytwd43
      @larrytwd43 4 роки тому +19

      Derpy Hooves What kind of adult has a cartoon pony profile pic?

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +229

      Larry [TWD] one who’s old enough to not be embarrassed by my interests. Hbu?

    • @larryeksde5891
      @larryeksde5891 4 роки тому +81

      Larry [TWD] yikes dude u got done

    • @berserker3414
      @berserker3414 4 роки тому +132

      @@larrytwd43 an adult that doesn't judge others basing on a picture? Would it make you more happy if it was a gigant juicy wiggling schlong you could look at?

  • @godess_call
    @godess_call 3 роки тому +71

    A little trivia about this movie: Macaulay's dad was infamously known to be a mentally abusive stage dad who was obsessed with making his kids Hollywood-famous and was also known to be very pushy with the filmmakers, including Columbus. Columbus found him so difficult that when he directed the Harry Potter movies he made sure that he hired child actors who's parents weren't as aggressive as Macaulay's dad.

    • @SonodaSymphony
      @SonodaSymphony Рік тому +14

      Damn. It’s no wonder Macaulay went through a whole drug phase when he got older. Glad he’s doing fine now.

  • @MrChannelforwatching
    @MrChannelforwatching 4 роки тому +1857

    When you mentioned why Kevin didn't call the cops at 14:55, I saw a post stating that the first time Kevin saw Harry, he was dressed as a cop and he smiled at him, making Kevin notice his golden tooth. When Marv and Harry almost run him over, Harry smiles at him again and Kevin immediately notices the golden tooth and remembers him as the 'cop' in his house before, which is why he looked at him 'funny'. It could explain Kevin's distrust with the police and why he doesn't call the cops right away to his home.

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 3 роки тому +188

      For a movie aiming to be as silly as possible (and starting an unfortunate and washed up 90's movie trend), that's pretty clever.

    • @MrChannelforwatching
      @MrChannelforwatching 3 роки тому +95

      Issa Beganović Yeah even silly movies have gotta be somewhat 'grounded in reality'. The first question they probably had to ask themselves while writing this was 'why doesn't he just call the cops'. They did a good job doing this in a subtle way.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 роки тому +47

      I like how they wrote the dynamic between the kid and the random dudes breaking in better than the personalities of the family.

    • @thectk1000
      @thectk1000 3 роки тому +42

      There was also the whole toothbrush debacle. You have to look at it from an 8 year old's point of view. He could have been afraid of getting in trouble himself.

    • @MrChannelforwatching
      @MrChannelforwatching 3 роки тому +7

      @@thectk1000 Yeah the dude in the video mentioned that, he said ‘is this the only reason Kevin didn’t call the cops to his home?’ And I was just adding onto that haha

  • @Hunni_Gummi
    @Hunni_Gummi 5 років тому +813

    You know they say kids abused and neglected usually become psycho killers maby that why the traps are so gruesome

    • @brianam3007
      @brianam3007 5 років тому +21

      Oh my god its John cramer

    • @asherisulfr94vg83
      @asherisulfr94vg83 5 років тому +22

      You know what.....This makes me like the movies a whole lot more, I like the idea of him becoming a future serial killer xD

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 5 років тому +22

      I swear at first the Saw, home alone theory was just kinda a fun little theory, but it’s honestly kinda making me think now

    • @Jelly1337
      @Jelly1337 5 років тому +13

      "usually become psycho killers" wat

    • @MrTobi013
      @MrTobi013 5 років тому +4

      GASP! Maybe this is what plays into that theory that Kevin's Jugsaw from SAW!

  • @elizabethgatsby3442
    @elizabethgatsby3442 5 років тому +374

    The way Kevin was treated always upset me as a kid, I went through something similar. They're essentially gaslighting him, one of the most frustrating methods of abuse.

    • @philmust3651
      @philmust3651 5 років тому +1

      Yea.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 5 років тому +2

      Yea.

    • @tigerlily1118
      @tigerlily1118 4 роки тому

      I feel your pain. HUGS! :(

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 роки тому +15

      You're making realize something, I loved this movie because I identify with Kevin and I used to think it was because he was smart but it's actually because he was bullied so much

    • @beep898
      @beep898 4 роки тому

      Yea

  • @marleesuarez7162
    @marleesuarez7162 3 роки тому +310

    You know in a week from now when Kevin gets into an argument with his mom, Kevin's gonna say, "Well, maybe I used the last batteries, but I didn't leave you home alone after going on a vacation across the world for almost a week!"

  • @kelseyrobinson1917
    @kelseyrobinson1917 4 роки тому +664

    Having as much money as these people do will just automatically give you the balls to ignore a cop in your own home and endlessly bully and ignore the youngest member of the family.

    • @senatorarmstrong1233
      @senatorarmstrong1233 4 роки тому +25

      I think the kid who pisses the bed and had glasses is the youngest

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +3

      This movie is like Chinatown in ways.

    • @chaveski5760
      @chaveski5760 3 роки тому +1

      I smell *white privelage*

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 3 роки тому +4

      @@senatorarmstrong1233 yea but he's his cousin. kevin is the youngest of his siblings

    • @gabriellemadrid2831
      @gabriellemadrid2831 Рік тому +1

      Yes! Yaaaasssssss! The privilege, even then, was crazy...

  • @jarooe9658
    @jarooe9658 5 років тому +692

    How do not notice that the most annoying person is missing?
    *Unless they did and the kids were like*
    Kid 1: hey I'm noticing a lack annoyance, is Kevin missin-
    Kid 2: sshh! Don't mention him the parents will remember him!!
    Kid 1: your right, let's abandon him.

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 років тому +16

      Greatest siblings ever definitely not b- **gets shot**

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 5 років тому +30

      They just fucking hate him someone fucking noticed they're not so stupid they just left his ass there the dumb fucks

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 4 роки тому +26

      no one wants to be the student that reminds the teacher that there was homework

    • @bellaphmone
      @bellaphmone 4 роки тому +18

      honestly considering how they are in the movie this isn’t even a stretch it’s actually very feasible

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 4 роки тому +13

      That happened during a field trip. The most annoying kid in the class wandered off and when everyone realized she wasn't there, started giggling and shushing each other. Unlike the movie, one girl DID have a conscience and was all "No, you guys...!" before she alerted the teacher.

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 5 років тому +358

    It's especially weird that they didn't notice he was gone after such an eventful & annoying previous night... He would be even more fresh in their mind imo...

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 5 років тому +9

      I think they had them sleep late so the pandemonium would be distracting, then the stray kid when she did the 'head count'

    • @bioticsla
      @bioticsla 4 роки тому +5

      They hate him so much he became a repressed memory every time theres something that might remind them of him

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 Рік тому

      @ennuiblue4295
      What do you mean "they"?
      Dumbass! This movie was only written by one person-John Hughes, dipshit! So there is no THEY! DUMBASS!

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Рік тому +235

    Ah, Home Alone. A holiday classic about a boy who gets bullied by his emotionally abusive family and then gets left behind “accidentally” while the rest of the family goes to Paris, leaving the boy to fend off two creepy burglars and develop a pleasure of torture and traps from his family trauma and most likely grow up to become Saw😊 Such a holly jolly movie

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 Рік тому

      *Jigsaw, dumbass.

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +22

      It literally is a feel-good movie. In REALITY Kevin has a pretty shitty existence but the films tone is light hearted and fun. That's why when a steam iron lands on Joe Pescis head it doesn't cave in his f*ckin skull.

    • @gdawg1585
      @gdawg1585 Рік тому +4

      Kevin is definitely the quiet kid at his school

  • @manabluerose
    @manabluerose 4 роки тому +2678

    Rewatching this movie always makes me sad. It's crazy how times change. As a kid, (same age as Kevin in this movie back then) i was so enthralled by this idea of getting left behind and chilling out on pizza and fighting burglars. But now as an adult, i realize how incredibly sad this is. Kevin being bullied and unloved by his family and parents. It's actually a depressing movie.

    • @TwilightFlip
      @TwilightFlip 4 роки тому +73

      I feel you. I get such anxiety and sadness whenever it's on :(

    • @henrydoesstuff4260
      @henrydoesstuff4260 4 роки тому +13

      yeah :/

    • @rinbros
      @rinbros 3 роки тому +11

      @@TwilightFlip fuck off dude....

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 роки тому +47

      @@rinbros Why should they screw off tho? xD

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 роки тому +9

      It was hilarious though sometimes 😂😂😂😂

  • @missconstruct6968
    @missconstruct6968 5 років тому +264

    I always thought that Kevin didn't call the police because Harry was dressed like (and either pretending to be or actually is) a policeman, so he didn't trust them and didn't call them until he had no other option

    • @MoonlightSalsa
      @MoonlightSalsa 5 років тому +24

      I never thought about that! That makes so much sense!

    • @fanime1
      @fanime1 5 років тому +26

      Maybe.. But he was also shown to be afraid of the police on the first day. And I'm pretty sure the toothbrush scene was only added to give Kevin a reason not to call the police hence the "I'm a criminal" line and him changing his voice over the phone.

    • @ThirstysURL
      @ThirstysURL 5 років тому +2

      he's scared because they think it's a hoax so he needs to catch the illusive criminals with traps first...

    • @williamhiers1280
      @williamhiers1280 5 років тому +1

      I also entertained the notion that Harry isn't a crook posing as a cop, but is in fact a crooked cop. Marv might be a guy he busted once and let go in exchange for a "favor," i.e. helping him in his schemes.

  • @outlaws5751
    @outlaws5751 5 років тому +875

    I am surprised that Child protective service didn’t come a give him a real family

    • @user-bl3fo7dz3o
      @user-bl3fo7dz3o 5 років тому +23

      Out Laws I guess he would have got what he wanted

    • @quaiduncleson
      @quaiduncleson 5 років тому +10

      I am surprised people take a comedy movie this seriously.

    • @nykerianash1590
      @nykerianash1590 5 років тому +56

      DFPG 1 I’m not it’s fun. You might find it strange but a lot of people like to think about the logic in films/movies.

    • @sevtherealest
      @sevtherealest 5 років тому

      *Services

    • @bearshunnypot302
      @bearshunnypot302 5 років тому +33

      I'm surprised the police didn't do anything about his parents when they found out he was left home alone by his own family because they """""forgot""""" him. That should count as child neglect.

  • @thejazzking8976
    @thejazzking8976 3 роки тому +421

    I think it’s funny that as we all get older, we watch kids movies like we’re the English teacher over analyzing a simple poem to try and find a deeper meaning in it

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 3 роки тому

      This isn't kid's Movie, dumbass.

    • @sentientnpc0
      @sentientnpc0 3 роки тому +21

      Well the target audience isn't always the fan of movies. Like how my little pony was targeted for little girls but the majority of its fans aren't, same with barbie movies.
      Another example is pokemon games, who do you think played pokemon go when it came, adults or kids?

    • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
      @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 3 роки тому +2

      nope, im too stupid for that

    • @shiggydiggy8308
      @shiggydiggy8308 Рік тому +1

      @@sentientnpc0 people actually watch Barbie movies?

    • @sentientnpc0
      @sentientnpc0 Рік тому +1

      @@shiggydiggy8308 yes, a lot of old women watch those

  • @samanthajo5656
    @samanthajo5656 5 років тому +1361

    You were wrong about the scream with the tarantula. They had him mime a scream and added the scream in later so they didn't startle the spider.

    • @syntaxerror4683
      @syntaxerror4683 5 років тому +131

      That's awesome

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 5 років тому +92

      Yeah when he spoke about his spider “fun fact” I was like “... um, that it not correct.”

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 5 років тому +226

      I'm really happy to hear that. Tarantula's are EXTREMELY fragile animals. They're also not aggressive and their bite isn't usually fatal unless you're really unlucky. Spiders get a really bad rep. :(

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 5 років тому +90

      @@vixxcelacea2778 aw
      Still terrifying, but aw

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 років тому +86

      @@vixxcelacea2778 still not gonna make me less terrified of tarantulas.

  • @NorrisMX227
    @NorrisMX227 5 років тому +183

    When the van almost hits kevin and he makes that face, it’s because he sees the golden tooth, and realizes that its the same guy that was dressed as a cop at his house the other night.

    • @weasel7491
      @weasel7491 4 роки тому +8

      I wondered. I figured the "cop" was just the bald wet bandit

    • @ShadowMancer97
      @ShadowMancer97 4 роки тому

      Kevin is incredibly perceptive

    • @siimplyviibing6422
      @siimplyviibing6422 4 роки тому

      PsychoticPichu To Kevin, he remembered his weird smile and gold tooth. He probably saw the tooth as a weird thing and maybe uncommon to him.(just a theory)

    • @ShadowMancer97
      @ShadowMancer97 4 роки тому +1

      just peachy even to be able to see the gold tooth from there after nearly being run over is impressive. Kevin is a god

    • @siimplyviibing6422
      @siimplyviibing6422 4 роки тому +1

      PsychoticPichu Kevin is thanos

  • @CrabJelly5225
    @CrabJelly5225 4 роки тому +4538

    It is horrifying to me that literally the burglars treat Kevin better than his own mother

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 роки тому +699

      honestly, despite them being criminals and attempting to steal shit, they at least want him to be safe and not harm him. it’s way sadder when you realize that random petty criminals are way nicer to him than his own family

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 3 роки тому +85

      @@metalgearzwei yeah that was my point

    • @Hecatom
      @Hecatom 3 роки тому +130

      They want to muder him, tf are you talking about, lol

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 роки тому +366

      @@Hecatom they only really get murderous when Kevin's traps start to reveal themselves. they were willing to at least leave him alone if he stayed obedient

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 3 роки тому +111

      @@Hecatom and they still treated him better than his mom

  • @SGHmemories
    @SGHmemories Рік тому +16

    I was always seriously bothered that the uncle called Kevin a little jerk in front of everyone, using just the most disgusted tone of voice, and like, his parents just ACCEPT it?? If another adult spoke to my kid like that I would lose it.

  • @justboredme22
    @justboredme22 4 роки тому +1164

    I always hated the beginning of this movie specifically because of this. I feel like literally his whole family bullied and picked on Kevin and NEVER said anything. It never sat right with me.

    • @arthurgrayson3968
      @arthurgrayson3968 3 роки тому +116

      They were basically crying over spilled milk more than when they realized their own son was home alone.

    • @xavierradel6548
      @xavierradel6548 3 роки тому +7

      Are you an only child??? That's siblings for you

    • @andrewjudeus6283
      @andrewjudeus6283 3 роки тому +29

      @@xavierradel6548 My sister doesn't have a mean bone in her body, but my cousins, on the other hand...

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 3 роки тому +19

      *literally crying over spilled milk- and Soda!

    • @justboredme22
      @justboredme22 3 роки тому +35

      I'm actually not an only child but my parents prohibited us from fighting/ being disrespectful to one another. Otherwise we'd all get whooped.

  • @chloe5065
    @chloe5065 3 роки тому +559

    I always interpreted the old man's look in the store as "Hey, I recognize you. Didn't your family just leave the country on vacation? Why are you still here?!?"

  • @QueenBoudicca125
    @QueenBoudicca125 4 роки тому +922

    "You'd think at least someone would be like, 'hey where are your parents?'" Nope, it's called the bystander effect. It's not socially appropriate for an adult to approach a minor, especially an unattended one (who knows if their dad isn't just around the corner?) so they don't. Look at how many people who saw Jaime Bulger with those two kids around Kevin's age. They did nothing, didn't ask why two boys were dragging a baby down the street, or where the fuck their parents were, nada. Same with Kitty Genovese, people listened to her screams for help for half an hour and could have stopped her murder, but not one person thought to call the police or help. So that part of the movie is probably the most realistic lol.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 4 роки тому +59

      Zambambo 92 idk when I was a kid any time I was alone for even a few minutes people would come up and ask me where my parents are, it’s one of the few times that the bystander effect normally doesn’t happen

    • @birdy369
      @birdy369 4 роки тому +71

      @@TenderNoodle yeah I feel like back in the day before social media (when you didnt see constant cell phone videos of outrageous parents accusing people of talking to their kid, or trying them up in some manner, putting on some dramatic display in public) people were more personally social and DECENTLY MANNERED to one another, more neighborly you might say (and also before internet access to rampant stories of child abduction/abuse/murder that made people paranoid about ANY and EVERY stranger approaching their kid), people might have checked up on a lone kid more easily because they werent scared of being accused or ending up in a huge fight with the parents of the kid.
      Nowadays I think the only chance of a lone kid being checked up on is maybe by some super christian people, old people, and MAYBE a mom or two lol. Otherwise everyone is like "...wtf would I look like talking to that kid"

    • @straypaper
      @straypaper 4 роки тому +33

      Well the cashier should've been asking him for his parents. In fact, I don't think it's legal to accept monetary transaction from an unsupervised minor, so the movie should've unraveled at the grocery store. But yeah when it's a random strangers on the streets, the bystander effect would've been in full swing.

    • @maxwood3251
      @maxwood3251 4 роки тому +9

      Becky the Kitty story was manipulated to make it sound more interesting

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka 4 роки тому +21

      You would be right if this movie was not in the 80-90s. Then it was perfectly fine for adults to care about children and talk to them. We would be playing on the streets unsupervised and the occasional adult will be checking if we were fine.
      What you are describing is more recent thing - the last 10-15 years.
      Back then people used to care about neighbors more.

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 3 роки тому +58

    People say Kevin is a brat but honestly if my family treated me like this I’d do my best to get on their nerves as payback

  • @lamegamertime
    @lamegamertime 5 років тому +616

    By the way, kids do actually occasionally like running like that. For some reason.

    • @someoneontheinternet6378
      @someoneontheinternet6378 5 років тому +2

      Wth

    • @channelwithoutaname2180
      @channelwithoutaname2180 5 років тому +3

      Wat

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 5 років тому +44

      Kids have to have some way to burn off all that energy.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +32

      It is more that kids like to just do things. That is a crazy run, why do it? Because running crazy is awesome!

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +16

      I spun around in circles for half an hour as a kid.

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 5 років тому +575

    I was always so mad with the way they treated kevin

    • @Swamp_fairy
      @Swamp_fairy 5 років тому +48

      Gelatina_Royal same. I felt personally offended watching the movie as a kid

    • @TheJoeToe
      @TheJoeToe 5 років тому +6

      I'm your 100th like

    • @thebisexualdisaster1738
      @thebisexualdisaster1738 5 років тому +4

      Same honestly

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 5 років тому +3

      @@TheJoeToe i didnt even knew i hit 100 likes, thanks lol

    • @404usernotfound_
      @404usernotfound_ 5 років тому +18

      When they called him a disease it made me wanna cry to be honest

  • @FullMoonOctober
    @FullMoonOctober 4 роки тому +1465

    I never saw Kevin as a brat. He kind of reminds me a little of how I was treated growing up. I was the youngest of the household, but considered the 'responsible one' when it was convenient, so when my older brother picked on me and I stood up for myself, I was the one criticized because I was supposed to know better, while he was barely told off every now and then. It wasn't as bad as Kevin, the adults were on my side sometimes, but it always sucked that I got the worst of both worlds by being the baby and the responsible one, while he was oldest and no one expected anything from him. He straight up ate my birthday cake one year when I was sick and couldn't eat any. They literally saved me a piece with my NAME ON IT for when I was feeling better, and he ate it, because the pieces he got the day before weren't enough. If ever there was a moment I could point to to show how crappy a sibling he was, this was it. I'm still mad about it. I can totally relate to the frustration and suppressed violent rage Kevin had.

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 4 роки тому +97

      Man, that sucks. I'm so sorry for you. Your family is a bit of an opposite from mine (and maybe many others) because as the oldest, you'll always take the brunt of the "little siblings/cousins" that were there with you. Whenever I got into a fight with my older brother or cousins, the adults side with me. But if I, in some ways, influenced my younger sister or cousins badly I'll get scolded for it even if I had stopped doing the trouble and those little kids were doing it all by themselves because they thought it was fun.
      I actually had a somewhat middle child syndrome. My brother, being a brat he was which slowly made our parents got used to it, always had the freedom using money. My sister, being youngest, was the darling of my parents, especially our mom. Our mom bought her a pack of books one day when my parents picked me off the school and I asked who was that for? For my sis, ofc, when I lacked books for notes myself. I asked her where's mine? And she said it was for my sis only bcause my mom promised her about it. I bluntly told her than she promised me a lot of things too but never once she bought anything for me. But ONE request from my sis and she bought it. I was pretty pissed with it and still is, because in my memory, even when I was around my sis' age, I never got treated as nicely. But I had learned to let it go.

    • @tophatcat8949
      @tophatcat8949 4 роки тому +24

      damn thats a bruh moment

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline 3 роки тому +23

      jesus
      i'm so sorry

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 3 роки тому +7

      @Kane The Critic are you going to say that to EVERYONE who posts a story about their life?

    • @Cobra-yo7fx
      @Cobra-yo7fx 3 роки тому +2

      @@rachelciel3330 Your family sucks. Do not talk to them forever.

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 3 роки тому +36

    Kevin’s family bullying him and his mom blaming him brings back so many memories...
    My younger cousin used to beat me all the time, she often spat on my face too, and broke my toys. And I couldn’t do anything, cause if I did, her dad and my grandma would scold me and blame me. Sometimes they would blame my mom too!

  • @epicfortnitegamer1211
    @epicfortnitegamer1211 5 років тому +2593

    Mom: wish for another family
    Kevin: I wish for another family
    Mom: ,° 0 °,

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 5 років тому +86

      Surprised pikachu face.

    • @Eqvil
      @Eqvil 5 років тому +30

      On the other hand, I remember watching this as a kid and thinking "How is Kevin not getting his ass kicked for saying that!" :O

    • @lourdesirlanda6099
      @lourdesirlanda6099 5 років тому +8

      ^. ° ○ ° .^
      Suprised Pika :)

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 років тому +8

      i dont think she'd *pretend* to cry

    • @agentepic7218
      @agentepic7218 5 років тому +13

      {\__/}
      ( °∆°)

  • @emberdt7998
    @emberdt7998 5 років тому +379

    *it's messed up because when I watched this movie as a child I completely missed the abuse because i myself was being abused and thought it was normal.* it's crazy

  • @ultimatetrashboy419
    @ultimatetrashboy419 5 років тому +506

    How come when the mother calls the police to go check on Kevin the police are like “you want us to send an officer to check on him” is it really a weird question?

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +56

      And given that the mom wants to check on the kid wouldn’t the officer have probable cause to enter as a welfare check for a child who has at that point been alone for a day and will be alone for longer?

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 роки тому +2

      Was about to say that I don't get why they wouldn't waste their time checking up on a kid when they literally was estatic in the beginning about checking on their security, but then I remembered that wasnt a cop.

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 роки тому +1

      To the police, yes it is.

    • @birdy369
      @birdy369 4 роки тому +2

      @@killerkitten7534 cops would totally be calling dhr on the mccalisters after hanging up with mom lol

    • @trudellwbird3814
      @trudellwbird3814 4 роки тому +2

      The police in the movie are lazy shit head

  • @Violets_and_Madness
    @Violets_and_Madness 3 роки тому +316

    I always had a problem with how Kevin was treated. He was 8 years old and probably had some sort of ADHD and he was just treated so cruelly by his family. What exactly did he do to deserve being called names and harrassed and verbally abused by his family like that?
    Edit: honestly wouldnt be surprised if he took all of his bottle up frustrations out on the burglars. Trauma can make people sadistic in nature and Kevin probably has some mental scarring from his family's mistreatment.

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 2 роки тому +8

      @RunningOnEmpty
      Hmm it’s almost as if people with adhd are still different individuals with different personalities and different ways they deal with it

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 2 роки тому

      So sensitive

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 2 роки тому +1

      So sensitive its a movie

    • @mollythedoll9344
      @mollythedoll9344 Рік тому +8

      @@josephperrotta5143 It reflects reality, though. As do all films. Abuse happens, even within a family, so it's good that it's discussed.

    • @Barosan9749
      @Barosan9749 Рік тому

      GO OUTSIDE PLEASE, I hope you actually got to go outside in 1 year. Like you look way too deep into it.

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 5 років тому +502

    in the italian version the gangster guy says: keep the change you filthy bastard.
    i remember My mom freaking out...
    the good ol' times...

    • @grantmctaggart9942
      @grantmctaggart9942 5 років тому +2

      VidBoom > just your mum
      >you’re an actual filthy bastard

    • @MarmadukeDormedius
      @MarmadukeDormedius 5 років тому +9

      What about the horses ass part? How'd she feel about that one

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 5 років тому +3

      SuperPopTartz i don't remember anymore, knowing her, she probably freaked out about thay tii

  • @arthureaterofworlds5176
    @arthureaterofworlds5176 4 роки тому +1901

    One of the kids in the movie: "You're hopeless!"
    Kevin: proceeds to beat burglars with traps around the house.

    • @wonderduck2345
      @wonderduck2345 3 роки тому +30

      Only thing drivin me nuts is Elvis calls the attic window a basement window XD

    • @explodifier6021
      @explodifier6021 3 роки тому +21

      He probably killed the burgulars 10 times over.

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf 3 роки тому +11

      If only Megan knew...

    • @manwithnoname8229
      @manwithnoname8229 3 роки тому +10

      Perfect character development

    • @rachidlepigeon3343
      @rachidlepigeon3343 3 роки тому +11

      Then years later he becomes jigsaw

  • @sick_icarus
    @sick_icarus 4 роки тому +697

    I can't believe home alone is just an insensitive adaptation of Daddy O' Five.

  • @umarhakim6668
    @umarhakim6668 2 роки тому +27

    I'm so glad someone else noticed how it was so weird that the mom just decided to join the road trip with all those guys like I felt it was so unsafe and weird

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 Рік тому +4

      It is neither unsafe nor weird when it is John Candy!

  • @ilkr5600
    @ilkr5600 4 роки тому +717

    6:06 Kevin's dad knows kevin is not there and he threw Kevin's boarding pass at pizza scene. He didn't tell anyone that Kevin is not there and he didn't go to get Kevin back he clearly hates Kevin

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 3 роки тому +126

      It's really fucked up but true that many parents of multiple children DO have that one child that they just don't love as much as the others.

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 3 роки тому +21

      @@davidsumner7604
      Because those children won't pay for their retirement funds when they're older.
      You wouldn't be surprised what us humans are capable of doing for some money.

    • @deadshotruby6667
      @deadshotruby6667 3 роки тому +61

      @@issabeganovic8822 Stop generalizing people! Goodness!

    • @silkysensation3170
      @silkysensation3170 3 роки тому +51

      @@issabeganovic8822 Bruh what

    • @andrewhastings8244
      @andrewhastings8244 3 роки тому +14

      @@issabeganovic8822 is that all that people are to you, money!

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 5 років тому +496

    Home Alone, an example of how a kids movie can easily be changed to a horror movie a few tweaks
    Kids movie: Two idiodic robbers try to attack a child in his house, filled with traps
    Horror movie: Two grown, stronger than normal men try to kill a lonely child stuck in his own house, filled with deadly traps.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +18

      Hello...would you like to play a game?

    • @epicfortnitegamer1211
      @epicfortnitegamer1211 5 років тому +13

      Saw : you better watch out

    • @RedMenace0
      @RedMenace0 5 років тому +3

      Nice

    • @jasmine1327
      @jasmine1327 5 років тому +30

      Red Menace 0
      Home alone kids: Kid makes fun little traps.
      Home alone horror: Kid does attempted murder.
      Kids Movie: Kid was bullied by his family, then show that he is really smart.
      Horror movie: Kid was abused by his family, slowly turns in to a psychopath.

    • @UniverseKeeper2
      @UniverseKeeper2 5 років тому +8

      @@jasmine1327 bullied and abused*

  • @emeseviragh9293
    @emeseviragh9293 4 роки тому +1244

    "Macaulay Culkin, the man with the most misspelled name in history"
    I think you forgot about Benedril Cumbersnatch

    • @urabouttoloseurjob842
      @urabouttoloseurjob842 4 роки тому +97

      But Benicdt cmbunterbatch is easy to spell!

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +71

      @@urabouttoloseurjob842 you mean Denebich cumberbacht

    • @maxwood3251
      @maxwood3251 4 роки тому +61

      Scazoid you misspelled it, it’s not that hard, it’s Nebertstbed Cnybederbath

    • @oscarreyna5564
      @oscarreyna5564 4 роки тому +63

      Its actually Bentadick Castingcouch

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 4 роки тому +57

      benefit Cummthebitch

  • @nekromanda
    @nekromanda Рік тому +77

    Regarding Kevin going to the grocery store undisturbed by anyone else -- wasn't uncommon to send your kids in for you, when I was growing up. I did full grocery shops by myself as a kid, off of a list of course. Different times indeed!

    • @Mike-qz4by
      @Mike-qz4by Рік тому +9

      In the 90s I had a friend whose dad gave him a note to give to the cashier for cigarettes. Under 10 yrs old and selling us cigarettes.

    • @nekromanda
      @nekromanda Рік тому +6

      @@Mike-qz4by Haha oh man... When I was in first or second grade or something, the parents would carpool us kids to wherever our field trip was set... we absolutely had enough seats in the vehicle but one of the parents totally just stuck a handful of us in the boot end of their SUV, no restraints lol... Ah, the 90s...

    • @pugnacious6290
      @pugnacious6290 Рік тому

      I had a teacher who’d regularly send kids out to the grocery store or post office to get her food (she was morbidly obese..) or pick up packages for her during class. This was like 2009 though…

    • @Vermilionaire
      @Vermilionaire Рік тому

      Hello? The 70s is calling

  • @pedrosolis6794
    @pedrosolis6794 4 роки тому +1485

    Kevin didn’t want to call the cops immediately, he tortured them, he TORTURED them, and THEN he called the cops

    • @smexipotat_3525
      @smexipotat_3525 3 роки тому +77

      Boss move 😎

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 роки тому +200

      he had to take his aggression out somehow. remember: his entire family

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 3 роки тому +52

      weren’t the phones down ?? also the only cop he knows turned out to be the burglar maybe he didn’t trust them

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 3 роки тому +1

      @Ben
      No! The phones were not doen, dumbass. The phone guy said it would only take a couple days to patch them up and Kevin clearly ordered Pizza, dumbass.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 3 роки тому +53

      @@MrParkerman6 lmao did you just call me a dumbass with bad grammar because i missed a detail in a movie from thirty years ago

  • @POTATOEMPN
    @POTATOEMPN 5 років тому +634

    Sadly, the movie seems like more about how his constant abuse turns him into a demented kid willing to literally kill two burglars, that actually never intended to harm him...

    • @owynpeschke5964
      @owynpeschke5964 5 років тому +67

      POTATOEMPN he becomes Jigsaw

    • @theredparadox13
      @theredparadox13 5 років тому +116

      @AssasinArsenal47 you must be fun at parties

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 5 років тому +5

      POTATOEMPN I agree it is sort of like that...

    • @frazerroblox8447
      @frazerroblox8447 5 років тому +6

      Stop ruining the movie

    • @Kitty-mb4hy
      @Kitty-mb4hy 5 років тому +13

      Except they intended to harm him

  • @depthperception1550
    @depthperception1550 5 років тому +2551

    Wet bandits is a very kinky name...

    • @nysmidnight
      @nysmidnight 5 років тому +219

      In the second movie,they are the
      sTicKy baNDitS

    • @depthperception1550
      @depthperception1550 5 років тому +86

      MJ Candy SO KINKY OMFG

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 5 років тому +40

      Who knows what are those names referring to, it's a mystery.

    • @someoneontheinternet6378
      @someoneontheinternet6378 5 років тому +7

      😉

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +31

      Wet and Sticky Bandits sounds like the name of a really odd adult film

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 3 роки тому +95

    When I was young I didn't really have much feeling on the matter, I just wanted the movie to progress to the fun things kevin did with the wet bandits.
    30 years on, now being an adult, an uncle, and matured beyond how a child would see these things, it is horrifying seeing how the family treats kevin, how all the siblings and cousins just gang up on him and the adults let it happen, holding contempt not for the selfish and entitled teens, but just focused on 1 child among dozens of them.
    What makes this worse? After the first movie expecting the grief the parents apparently were meant to go through abandoning their child, in the sequel the parents are right back treating their child like shit and allowing the other siblings and cousins to treat him like shit, and abandon him again at an airport.
    When I was young I use to love the scenes of kevin reuniting with his mother, but now, its hard to watch, especially in the sequel knowing she hasn't learnt shit, she doesn't deserve a second chance. The only people I feel for in these movies are old man marley, the pigeon lady, and kevin himself. Social services need to take kevin off this neglectful monsters.

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +3

      I find it fascinating, GENUINELY fascinating, that a kids' movie that you loved as a kid has been tainted so much by your years of life experience.
      Like, the movie didn't change, it remains a movie for children, but you've decided to take your adult baggage with you.
      It's like returning to the ball pit you used to play in as a child and wondering why you no longer fit in it.

    • @MrOrcshaman
      @MrOrcshaman Рік тому +10

      @@danculbert6349 that's what happens when you grow up and evolve, you see the world differently. When I was a teen I loved coffee and drank it each morning as a pick me up. Now as a 41 year old it gives me blood pressure problems

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +1

      @Mr Orc Shaman Aye, but it's very weird to approach something designed to appeal to children with your big, rational adult brain. Kevin's family is neglectful because children often feel left out of large family gatherings full of older family members who move a lot faster. It's relatable to kids.
      It's not a film that's designed to be scrutinised as if it's a dark and serious human drama, and doing so is really strange

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 5 місяців тому

      ​@danculbert6349 here's an idea let people think what they want I still love the movie all these years later but I despise the family who cares it's my thoughts and my enjoyment

  • @pacificsigns7780
    @pacificsigns7780 4 роки тому +243

    Kevin is just bullying them with the extreme hatred of his family bullying him

    • @vitalirogel5938
      @vitalirogel5938 3 роки тому

      The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago they are talking about Kevin bullying the wet bandits

  • @realcolby
    @realcolby 4 роки тому +379

    The thing about the scream was a straight up lie, the scream was added in post in order to not traumatize the spider.

    • @perrytheplatypus1984
      @perrytheplatypus1984 4 роки тому +11

      Colby that’s not a lie they just don’t want to traumatize a spider

    • @perrytheplatypus1984
      @perrytheplatypus1984 4 роки тому +11

      Ok so when I made that comment I hadn’t got to the part Elvis said that tarantulas were deaf

    • @blanca1.096
      @blanca1.096 4 роки тому +57

      thats kinda wholesome tho 🥺

    • @perrytheplatypus1984
      @perrytheplatypus1984 4 роки тому +4

      That_cottagecore_witch true

    • @cerenity3578
      @cerenity3578 4 роки тому +6

      I have major arachnophobia, but wouldn't mind knowing more about tarantulas. So they deaf, huh? That kinda makes it a little worse cause if u scream or attempt something they won't hear or even be aware with their scary 8 legged selves...

  • @FireMinstrel
    @FireMinstrel 4 роки тому +195

    To be fair, this was still the time period where a kid could wander around the neighborhood all they wanted so long as they were back before dinner. Also, this is the time of year where the sun sets by 4:30. It's probably only 5 'o-clock when Kevin goes to see Santa.

  • @princessolmeca2933
    @princessolmeca2933 3 роки тому +43

    "Kevin, you're such a disease!"
    Like, holy shit, how cruel!

    • @donquixote2072
      @donquixote2072 Рік тому +1

      Single child? lol

    • @MelissaBlueHunter
      @MelissaBlueHunter Рік тому +2

      That is not something you say to your sibling and i should know. I have three. Are you ok lol?

  • @danieltaylor4912
    @danieltaylor4912 4 роки тому +511

    You have to just love how after taking an iron to the face, a paint can to the face, falling on his head after that thing on the stairs, and probably hitting his face off the side of the house, this old man with an aluminum snow shovel can put Marv down for the count. I mean, Harry takes some pretty nasty hits, like the paint can to the head and a crowbar to the chest, but Marv is like... basically indestructible by this point and a snow shovel is what puts him down. Yeah, OK.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 4 роки тому +15

      Daniel Taylor doctors watching this movie point out the exact same thing

    • @fangere
      @fangere 4 роки тому +21

      He would've broken the shovel

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 роки тому +2

      he was on meth lmao thats why

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 4 роки тому +15

      I think they both had invisible HP bars that went down down until finally the shovel got one of them.

    • @trollface7622
      @trollface7622 3 роки тому +2

      @@EspeonMistress00 The shovel had a smite enchantment on it

  • @CeltycSparrow
    @CeltycSparrow 4 роки тому +105

    I think the MOST nonsensical thing about this movie is that while there WERE 15 people in the house and they overslept and had to rush to get to their plane on time, there were FOUR adults in that house (Kevin's parents and his aunt and uncle) and not ONE of them thought to check and make sure that what looked to be one of the youngest children was with the group. You would THINK that at least the mothers would make sure that the younger children was seated close to them on the plane so they could keep an eye on them. But no....the family gets ALL THE WAY to Paris....disembark from the plane....and it takes the youngest child realizing that Kevin wasn't there before any of the adults finally figured out that Kevin was not with them. And indeed, this happens, not once, but TWICE. Because they do it in the second movie too. lol

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 4 роки тому +9

      CeltycSparrow I can understand his uncle not doing it because he was an asshole

    • @jg2783
      @jg2783 3 роки тому +12

      You're right, but I've seen parents delegate that kind of responsibility to older kids for younger kids that way. Then get mad if the older kid messes it up, because you know, its not like they're a freaking kid themselves!

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair 5 років тому +226

    Being a person who has suffered mental abuse makes watching this movie now a bit uncomfortable. As a kid you don't really think about it to much because you focus on how cool it would be to have a whole house to yourself and making traps.

    • @calvin...
      @calvin... 5 років тому +2

      GrandCorsair stop it, get some help

    • @literallygaston2489
      @literallygaston2489 5 років тому

      Thot Patrol He really didn’t say anything weird tho?

  • @Pomegranate_Clown
    @Pomegranate_Clown Рік тому +42

    I wish there was like an alternate universe where Kevin actually teams up with the Burglars and becomes a part of their team and travels around the country with them robbing houses. 💀

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 Рік тому +6

      ....and all the cheese Pizzas they could eat!

  • @ruefulcatbat4478
    @ruefulcatbat4478 5 років тому +753

    Isn't it weird how the pizza delivery guy looks like the older muclaylaylayalayaal kulkin

    • @idiotcat7696
      @idiotcat7696 5 років тому +9

      Stormy Blüpaw jesus

    • @MrHunterWiseman
      @MrHunterWiseman 5 років тому +23

      Stormy Blüpaw the way you spelt his name 😂

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 років тому +26

      Actually it's Maculalalalalalaaalaalalallllalalalallaalalalalalalalalalalallllalalalalaalaaaaaallllllalalalalalallaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallaaaalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalaaalalalalalalalalaallalaalallaalallalallalalalallaalllalallaallalalalalalallaallaallaallalalaalalallaalallaalalalallaalalalalalalalallaallalaallaalalalaaallaallaalalalalalallalalalalalalaalaallaaallaalallaal alalalaalalllalalaalalalalaalalalalay Maculkan

    • @mew2wand447
      @mew2wand447 5 років тому

      Ok

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 4 роки тому

      Makauley callceen

  • @pioneermac3802
    @pioneermac3802 4 роки тому +487

    Uncle directly insults innocent nephew, fathers' response: Kevin, upstairs! Lol Gee... thanks dad.

    • @TheBebel10
      @TheBebel10 2 роки тому

      That's the moment that pissed off the most. The minute a family insults my son for no reason, he receives a chair in the chair, and has to get the hell out of the place. That dad is a gigantic pussy for not saying anything.

    • @benzelwasington4059
      @benzelwasington4059 Рік тому +1

      I loved How kevin put him in hes place in the 2 movie

    • @anerdwithamic
      @anerdwithamic 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, Frank 100% had it coming XD

  • @possumfriend2335
    @possumfriend2335 5 років тому +564

    Who drinks milk in Solo cups with pizza?! That's the real crime here.

    • @nataliekate2176
      @nataliekate2176 5 років тому +37

      Because of scenes like that in movies, I just thought Americans just drank milk with everything! 😂

    • @owynpeschke5964
      @owynpeschke5964 5 років тому +28

      Natalie Kate we try to drink soda with everything

    • @spehammond
      @spehammond 5 років тому +37

      Mary Jonsson they were drinking milk because they needed to get rid of it so it didn’t go off while they’re away that’s what Kate says

    • @Torithegreat
      @Torithegreat 5 років тому +14

      Honestly as a kid I drank milk with everything lmao. I guess public school ruined me in unforeseen ways.

    • @quin1841
      @quin1841 5 років тому +2

      Better than pizza with pineapple

  • @TheAlan136
    @TheAlan136 2 роки тому +66

    I actually liked that they had the Dad throw away the tickets, the random neighbor get counted, and for them to rush through the airport. Most movies would just ignore all that mess to set up a story. At least this one tried to fill the plot hole.

  • @HexusoftheSheep
    @HexusoftheSheep 5 років тому +363

    Worked as a cashier for ten years, never had anyone get offended at me saying Merry Christmas. But then, the store told us to start saying Happy Holidays and I got screamed at multiple times about "TAKING THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS" so....

    • @Jixsurez
      @Jixsurez 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @reallyoriginalname1221
      @reallyoriginalname1221 4 роки тому +31

      Ahh I just love ThE bIbLe BeLt!

    • @colephelps2405
      @colephelps2405 4 роки тому +6

      most telling part of your story is you never asked them ''why ?'' (i mean if they would flip out over that question being asked... i don't think they are mentally stable....why work for someone like that...sounds like a liability too me.... )
      i remember a past employer wanted me too keep attending fire drills (every six months) first thing in the morning on my day off.....keep in mind i already went a few times... and the first thing outta the government dude's mouth everything is.... you don't have too save anyone.... legally you can just walk out of the building if you wish... you aren't responsible for anyone else....(rightfully so..... i'm not a fireman... didn't sign up for that)
      so i told my employer that shit...they threatened me.... with something.... docking my shifts or something...it wasn't fired... they weren't brave enough too try that.... lmao...
      anyway .... i stopped attending....and they huffed and puffed but then the holidays came back around and they needed the extra hands.. thus they had too get over it.... lmao...
      you are only a slave if you allow yourself too be man.....and not questioning shit.... is your first step their...just saying....

    • @weasel7491
      @weasel7491 4 роки тому +31

      @@colephelps2405 No, it's because we don't give a shit. It's customer service, shill out an end greeting and move your attention to the next one. It's not a big conspiracy.

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 роки тому +16

      @@colephelps2405 this is the most quickest time I've ever gotten uninterested of a story.
      What's with the "....." Dude?

  • @andreia5113
    @andreia5113 5 років тому +274

    I'm starting to look at this movie in a different perspective now...

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 5 років тому

      Kevin's family abuse him they're dicks they're dumb as fucking hell too many kids they fucked up they're stupid I Fucking hate this movie now fuck these people

  • @MermaidInTheWater
    @MermaidInTheWater 5 років тому +428

    The way kevin was treated in the beginning of the movie makes me feel sick whenever i rewatch this movie. It reminds me of how my sister treats her eldest daughter. And I see how it affects her and impacts her emotionally.
    However I do still love this movie even tho rewatching the beginning as an adult doesn’t sit well with me... the rest is pretty enjoyable.

    • @laide3184
      @laide3184 5 років тому +22

      MermaidInTheWater Have you tried to tell your sister to treat her daughter better?

    • @mineborders
      @mineborders 5 років тому +47

      @@laide3184 "Hey! Treat your daughter better!"
      "Oh.. I didn't even think about that, i completely forgot!"
      "No worries, it's all thanks to a UA-cam comment suggesting it!"
      *everyone is happy cheering*

    • @Guccicurry
      @Guccicurry 5 років тому +21

      Do something about it then dickhead, you think you bitching about it on the internet is going to do anything about it? Help that girl before its too late.

    • @ryanhawkins5082
      @ryanhawkins5082 5 років тому +9

      The way your niece is being treated is like how my parents don't listen to me because I'm a teen and my parents are treating my blue belt in karate athletic younger brother better! I'm pissed at them today as well! They punished me for my brother going off at me yesterday and took away my Xbox one privileges DESPITE ME DOING JACK DIDDLY SHIT YESTERDAY other than playing fallout 76

    • @laide3184
      @laide3184 5 років тому +8

      Szűcs Balázs Oh shut the hell up, I was just asking a question. The way here oldest niece is being treated is not good, so stop fucking whining you baby. 😑😑

  • @preciousblesstomonghal3393
    @preciousblesstomonghal3393 3 роки тому +31

    His neighbor's story about his son was honestly pretty sad but still ended happily.

  • @Zeeratman
    @Zeeratman 4 роки тому +516

    Fun fact: the tarantula used in this film is called the columbian stripe knee, they are a docile tarantula which makes them easier to handle and less likely bite you

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 3 роки тому +1

      100th like

    • @sarahhales1505
      @sarahhales1505 2 роки тому +1

      Columbian Rose Knee

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 2 роки тому +10

      Its always funny seeing tarantulas in movies because they’re treated like demons in movies and in real life you can’t drop them 2 inches or they’ll get injured

    • @user-cv8qe9ru8c
      @user-cv8qe9ru8c Рік тому

      Doesn't matter there fuck spiders.

    • @Skunginoggin345
      @Skunginoggin345 Рік тому

      Also fun fact: The tarantula's name in canon is Axl.

  • @sanzaanza5518
    @sanzaanza5518 5 років тому +265

    My family home was broken into in the early 90's. Items stolen: the VCR, some videos and two Gameboys. That's it. Weird to think now tbh.

    • @sexybunnyxox
      @sexybunnyxox 5 років тому +7

      Someone stole my gameboy and most of my gameboy games.(which was like Mario, mega man and Tetris)My parents refused to let me buy another or video games so one of the first things I did after moving out was buy a ds and a bunch of games.

    • @bloodnivel70
      @bloodnivel70 5 років тому +3

      wtf bro, why did they prohibited you to buy a new gameboy?that's messed up

    • @expressedboi7781
      @expressedboi7781 5 років тому +2

      Mega oof

    • @nellrussellstarving_artist1215
      @nellrussellstarving_artist1215 5 років тому

      Got an old tv& VCR & 90's games+ consoles. ... JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING. ....I DARE ya to pay s&h on that!!! Lol

    • @TheRealGraceon
      @TheRealGraceon 5 років тому

      @Sanza Anza you should've set up paint bucket traps on your staircase

  • @jovanaavramovic2485
    @jovanaavramovic2485 5 років тому +621

    Oh hell yeah, if you're getting abused by everyone in the house just get some burglars to solve the problem
    Btw i love how this film basically racionalises emotional abuse and frames kevin as the bitchy one

    • @astrinymris9953
      @astrinymris9953 5 років тому +62

      No, I think the viewers are meant to empathize with Kevin and his unfair treatment. But at the same time they were trying to show that the reason for this unfair treatment was that his parents are overstressed, and that under less-fraught circumstances they'd have been sympathetic to Kevin. I think that having the mother say that part about wishing for a new family was pushing the envelope too far, though. She just seems so calmly malicious in that scene, that it's hard to excuse what she said. If she'd seemed to be on her last nerve and shouting, it would have worked better.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +31

      The lesson of the movie is that Kevin needs to appreciate his family more... but that his family needs to appreciate him more as well. UNFORTUNATELY that lesson is unlearned in the sequel.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 5 років тому +13

      I hate people who don't seem to fucking care when children say they hate them ask them why they think that KEVINS LIKE EIGHT WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE HAVE THE ALL BEEN RAISED BY KARKAT AND ARE JUST ASSHOLES WHY IS IT SO it just pisses me off on how this is too real omg

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 роки тому +2

      Being abused doesn't mean you can't be a bitch, especially if you only bitch about it and do nothing

  • @Srodi
    @Srodi 2 роки тому +54

    I've always interpreted Kevin's will to hurt the bandits as a way to cope with his feels of anger towards his family. And the speed and know how he had with the traps was because he already had them planned for a long time, to use against his cousins.

  • @marisadecker9730
    @marisadecker9730 5 років тому +158

    I'm literally so happy that I wasn't the only one who realized just how mean and mentality abusive Kevin's family was. Thank you for making this!

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +2680

    You can’t let the Wet Bandits keep breaking into your house so they can delete the video, Elvis.

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 4 роки тому +267

    Kevin has taken enough from society that he took out his aggression on the robbers. Kevin has risen up.

  • @myrosseee
    @myrosseee 3 роки тому +240

    Literally every scene with Kevin's family makes me cry. Not in the, "aw, I hope things work out" or "what a sweet family" type of way, but in disgust. A good ending to this movie would have been Kevin getting taken away from that poor excuse of a family because *yikes*

    • @eyezj7412
      @eyezj7412 Рік тому

      Loser

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому +8

      Mate, it's a kids movie, stop applying dark human drama logic to it. You're the type of guy to watch Lord of the Rings and ask how Gondor gets it's food.

    • @AH-pw1im
      @AH-pw1im Рік тому +4

      Yes, because being thrown into the foster system is a happy ending bahahahah this movie IS A KIDS MOVIE. the fact you're "crying" about it...wow. just wow. Please get therapy lol

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 Рік тому

      @@AH-pw1im Facts

    • @khalifrhodes9503
      @khalifrhodes9503 Рік тому +1

      @@AH-pw1im probably a sheltered child if they think getting sent to foster care is a happy ending.

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 4 роки тому +438

    Wait wait wait
    You’re trying to tell me
    The COP WAS THE BURGLAR
    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
    I NEVER KNEW

    • @milicadiy
      @milicadiy 4 роки тому +13

      Me neither.

    • @skydragonslayer9820
      @skydragonslayer9820 4 роки тому +11

      Same I never realized

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 4 роки тому +37

      How the fuck do you not notice Joe Pesci....

    • @jg2783
      @jg2783 3 роки тому +18

      @@BopaBola Because they probably saw this as kids.

    • @985Mindy
      @985Mindy 3 роки тому

      I knew this in 1991

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +7686

    Elvis: Makes a good video but puts "abuse" in the title
    UA-cam: *DEMONETIZED*

    • @DMANDE5TRUCTION
      @DMANDE5TRUCTION 5 років тому +25

      Please reply lol

    • @Mylife-te6lm
      @Mylife-te6lm 5 років тому +12

      Justin Y. I swear if that actually happens

    • @bruhstandler
      @bruhstandler 5 років тому +4

      Justin Y. Not yet hahaha

    • @imp8684
      @imp8684 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @windscape8670
      @windscape8670 5 років тому +12

      ive heard rumors of you being the said perpetrator :P

  • @rookghosty8589
    @rookghosty8589 5 років тому +655

    Great vid as always man, as a spider nerd I just wanna put some stuff about the tarantula, if there's anyone else that likes them as much as I do and got peeved by it lol.
    1. That tarantula is Aphonopelma seemanni, an extremely docile species with a very weak venom. Probably why it was used for the shot.
    2. Tarantulas are venomous, not poisonous. If they were poisonous, all the people in Indonesia who eat them would be dead by now. They use their venom to kill and digest their prey.
    3. You cannot devemonate a tarantula without seriously injuring the animal and impairing its ability to feed. The only way to do this would be to remove it's fangs, which would grow back in it's next molt. Without their fangs, tarantulas cannot catch, kill, hold on to, and digest their prey. Tarantula keepers who have their spiders lose fangs in a molt need to liquify insects and drop them in their mouth with an eyedropper in order for the spider to be able to eat. So, no tarantula should ever be devemonated. People who keep them, like me, just deal with it and people who need them for movies, shows, music videos, etc. should use docile species with weak venom, like they did here.
    This is super nerdy but, just felt like sharing since tarantulas are some of my favorite animals :)

    • @Heyoo414
      @Heyoo414 5 років тому +16

      K

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 5 років тому +46

      Semi-arachnaphobe here, slowly warming up to spiders (Thanks Jumping spider with your water droplet hats and cute faces!) I was so glad to hear that they did treat the spider humanely.
      To add more to your very informative nerdiness I think people should know that tarantula's are extremely fragile. Do not ever drop a spider of that size. They have an exoskeleton that does the job, but not from heights. Their abdomen can rupture even from a foot fall. If you are truly unsure about handling them, it's best you try to keep calm and always have someone on hand who can grab them safely if you get too squicked out. In any interaction with an animal, try to remember that only a handful of any given species on the planet are truly aggressive. Most just want to chill and live their lives and don't wanna cause you any trouble. They like living as much as we do.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 років тому +9

      @Vixx Celacea
      Speaking of jumping spiders, did you ever see those Lucas the Spider videos?

    • @bearshunnypot302
      @bearshunnypot302 5 років тому +11

      Thanks for the fax my dude, spiders are criminally underappreciated

    • @nayzddd
      @nayzddd 5 років тому

      Ok

  • @ChaoticTiefling
    @ChaoticTiefling 3 роки тому +25

    I still find it funny that the kid who came up with great plans to torture some robbers, some of the tricks almost could've killed the guys. But he can't pack a suitcase

  • @sadtoad5494
    @sadtoad5494 5 років тому +140

    The nail scene still makes me crige as it sinks into his foot.

    • @sophiathekitteh
      @sophiathekitteh 5 років тому +8

      Are u talking about Home Alone or House Fancy SpongeBob

    • @calisha1889
      @calisha1889 5 років тому +3

      I did that as a kid a couple of times on accident. I still dont kniw why that piece of wood with a nail in it was just, around, but I remember it going through my red converse lol

  • @Deform-2024
    @Deform-2024 5 років тому +1097

    I get that the "everyone hates Kevin" is supposed to be a "joke", but I didn't find it funny. It comes off more as mean spirited to me.
    Edit 10/21/2019: Whoa, this is the most liked comment I've ever had, thanks!

    • @mundanespecter4970
      @mundanespecter4970 5 років тому +43

      Can't agree more

    • @dreamyyartist5517
      @dreamyyartist5517 5 років тому +58

      *violently agrees*

    • @thespacebat
      @thespacebat 5 років тому +94

      Uncle Frank was a piece of shit let's be honest.

    • @electricnoob6970
      @electricnoob6970 5 років тому +6

      +Deform 2018 same

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 5 років тому +39

      Deform 2018 yeah, the “joke” made me want to punch an elder for the first and last time.

  • @supafoxy4566
    @supafoxy4566 5 років тому +107

    23:13 "He Uses a Zipline from the *Basement* Window to his treehouse."
    "Basement Window"
    (Shows clear shot of attic.)

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 років тому

      Yea, he definitely meant attic.

  • @TheFearleader420
    @TheFearleader420 3 роки тому +23

    You know after seeing Home Alone, I can see how Kevin became Jigsaw. His family did it.

  • @fusrodahdaily9664
    @fusrodahdaily9664 5 років тому +261

    Not throwing shade at Macaulay Culkin but I can swear he tried selling me crack once at the bus stop.

    • @breetoldyouso
      @breetoldyouso 5 років тому +39

      dammit I knew he was reselling what I sold him

    • @locusarete3499
      @locusarete3499 5 років тому +7

      What an original and funny joke.

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 5 років тому +2

      When? 2018? Yeah he's not on drugs since 2017 (I think) soo..
      Besides it doesn't matter I won't believe you anyway

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 5 років тому

      He is a crack head soo that makes sence

    • @vnutri710
      @vnutri710 5 років тому +2

      @@eliraeclipse2435 It's. A. Fucking. Joke. If there was an IQ for detecting jokes the average UA-camr would have one somewhere in the negatives because they don't just not get jokes, they think things very fucking obviously that aren't jokes are actually jokes. In all fairness there's probably still a lot of holdover fans from Leafy's channel and Elvis's commentary videos so most people in the comments here are below 17

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +71

    I am honestly proud of Macaulay Culkin - he was deep into drugs and/or alcohol, then he turned himself around and started taking odd jobs on shows like Robot Chicken

  • @strawberrymilk1683
    @strawberrymilk1683 5 років тому +410

    if he buying that toothbrush at 99 cent only stores, it ain't ADA approved

    • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
      @JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 років тому

      👍😂😂

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 5 років тому +5

      Footbal Vine not when this movie takes place this wasn’t filmed in 1912 lol

    • @roxannemoser
      @roxannemoser 5 років тому +3

      @@NinjaTyler it wasn't filmed in 1912, but it was filmed in 1913.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 5 років тому +1

      @@roxannemoser no, no it was not. Home alone was released in 1990. Movies didn't even have color in 1913.

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 5 років тому +8

      @@Swordsoulreaver *r/wooosh*

  • @kazz6884
    @kazz6884 2 роки тому +14

    I can’t believe I didn’t notice just how ABUSED Kevin was in Home Alone,and even with the fact that when I saw it I was living in a abusive household
    the other children hated Kevin,his mother didn’t do ANYTHING too try and tell him his family didn’t hate him
    Jesus Christ thank god I got more mature and realised this 💀

  • @yee5074
    @yee5074 4 роки тому +322

    _"Hey There Friends My Name Is Kevin And Today We Will Do Something A Little Different"_
    - Kevin 2020

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 4 роки тому +25

      Kevin more like bore ragnorok

    • @jakeneuner7774
      @jakeneuner7774 4 роки тому +32

      "Home Alone: The Origins of Jim Pickens"

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 роки тому +13

      @@jakeneuner7774 No,home alone is the origin of CallmeKevin,not Jim

    •  4 роки тому +8

      a man of culture

    • @kibafireheart
      @kibafireheart 3 роки тому +1

      HA!

  • @totallynormalperson1300
    @totallynormalperson1300 4 роки тому +467

    After they called him stupid because he didn't know how to pack, I got an ad about sexual assault

  • @ArizonaPenisMan
    @ArizonaPenisMan 5 років тому +116

    Elvis: (Says “third time’s the charm”)
    UA-cam Bot: (Sees “abuse” in the title and starts laughing like Bowser in the intro of Hotel Mario)

    • @HolyDBeats
      @HolyDBeats 5 років тому +2

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