VELMA - An Impossibly Bad Scooby-Doo Reboot

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  • @ElvistheAlien
    @ElvistheAlien  2 роки тому +889

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  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 2 роки тому +10248

    it's funny how they make jokes about toxic masculinity, but make fun of fred for not being manly enough, literally pushing said toxic masculinity.

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 2 роки тому

      Good old "make fun of/criticize trope while committing it yourself so you can pretend to be self-aware"
      Velma is full of this shit, and most of the latest "Meta" shows too

    • @thesilverblueman
      @thesilverblueman 2 роки тому +874

      because certain people like to complain about masculinity but hate immasculine men even more

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 2 роки тому +267

      I find that a certain subsect of women that dont want guys to ever be vulnerable.

    • @nicwelch
      @nicwelch 2 роки тому +136

      @@deezboyeed6764 A good lesson for a man to learn is when to be vulnerable, which is almost never. It really should be used as a punctuation.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy 2 роки тому +254

      @@thesilverblueman people criticising toxic masculinity is not the same as complaining about or hating masculinity, there is a big difference between masculinity in general and toxic masculinity. However I agree that the people making this show are hypocrites since they go out of their way to mock the idea of a man being not very masculine.

  • @alexramos7708
    @alexramos7708 2 роки тому +4638

    They REALLY fucked over Fred.
    Throughout every iteration of the show he was the sweetest, most caring, loveable idiot who genuinely just cared about people and ended up not seeing himself as the leader but the teams cheerleader.

    • @omermammadli985
      @omermammadli985 2 роки тому +718

      He wasn't even an idiot. He could make complicated contraptions to catch the monsters

    • @mattymox86
      @mattymox86 2 роки тому

      Fred unfortunately suffers from Hollywood's Woke obsession. He's a good looking white guy. That means he should be made the ass of the joke.

    • @ragercarnage8609
      @ragercarnage8609 2 роки тому +529

      @@omermammadli985 no he is dumb, but it was done in a lovable way. Like when he couldn’t recognize Velma without her glasses or daphne when she changed her look a little.

    • @shiichan32
      @shiichan32 2 роки тому +337

      himbo

    • @Zandre1126
      @Zandre1126 2 роки тому +66

      Some recent iterations he's just a simp for Daphne and having relationship issues.

  • @mohamednail1707
    @mohamednail1707 2 роки тому +14032

    I love how the internet came together and agreed to hate the Velma show

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +708

      The only time where the left and the right wing collectively agree on something

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 2 роки тому +145

      you tell anyone and youre fired

    • @ZinoAmare
      @ZinoAmare 2 роки тому +20

      the F did they do xD

    • @brianmiller4207
      @brianmiller4207 2 роки тому

      No, you should love how a bunch of overpaid pampered Hollywood assholes got together to make a shitty show. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • @pyschobandit4478
      @pyschobandit4478 2 роки тому +13

      nah they didn't there was drama about if the show was good (i don't really remember if its true or not because i have shit memory)

  • @x_mako_x3149
    @x_mako_x3149 2 роки тому +1838

    Not a single “My glasses, I can’t find my glasses” line in this entire show and that alone is a federal offense

    • @grace.stewartt4224
      @grace.stewartt4224 Рік тому +24

      Im not surprised they didn’t use it tbh

    • @AwkwardHillbilly
      @AwkwardHillbilly Рік тому +95

      Towards the end she loses them and says something like "Oh no, my glasses, I hope that doesn't become a recurring gag"

    • @billythepurpleguy6390
      @billythepurpleguy6390 Рік тому

      I guess they were trying to avoid offending visually impaired people in their failed attempt to be 'woke'.

    • @Es_gee
      @Es_gee Рік тому +13

      They did..at the end

    • @ZekeorSomething
      @ZekeorSomething Рік тому +84

      ​@@AwkwardHillbillyThey just had to ruin it with a self aware joke

  • @manuel1846inla1
    @manuel1846inla1 2 роки тому +3101

    This entire show can be summed up with one sentence:
    “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 роки тому +72

      This works shockingly well for this show.

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 2 роки тому +54

      Along with "The ability to animate does not make you successful."

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 2 роки тому +22

      One of the few lines that shall forever be immortalised.

    • @daveyjones7391
      @daveyjones7391 2 роки тому +12

      "Now get out of here."

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 2 роки тому +12

      "no no mesa stay! Mesa got season 2 green lit!"

  • @panjamysy
    @panjamysy 2 роки тому +3693

    Remember when a new Scooby show made Fred's quirk just having an unhealthy love for traps? Those were good days.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 2 роки тому +455

      it was funny because it came out of nowhere and yet made perfect sense for his character. this was not funny because it was painfully obvious and made no fucking sense at any point. clearly Velma knows how to do it better

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 2 роки тому +226

      mmmm look at the springs on that baby 😍
      thank you for reminding me of that lolol. i love mystery incorporated sm

    • @xxMiraclesMay
      @xxMiraclesMay 2 роки тому +111

      And splitting the gang up. lmao

    • @nicholasreyling1278
      @nicholasreyling1278 2 роки тому +6

      Lmao yah

    • @PK.NOiR.7
      @PK.NOiR.7 2 роки тому +28

      And TRAYsures

  • @DebbieDickens
    @DebbieDickens 2 роки тому +3235

    Knowing what kind of person Mindy is, her being casted as DISGUST from Inside Out is now the funniest thing that's ever happened to her career.

    • @malayaanderson8222
      @malayaanderson8222 2 роки тому +270

      It really is, she’s lucky she’s still getting work. I think there definitely would’ve been more of a uproar if a man made that joke.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 2 роки тому +33

      I didn't even know this

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +292

      @@malayaanderson8222 Yeah I’m upset there wasn’t more uproar about that?? Like wtf. She admitted to sexual assault AND blackmailing witnesses about it. The FUCK?

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 2 роки тому +108

      @@malayaanderson8222 Not a joke, it actually happened. And since it's a crime, this is what's called a "confession". Not a joke.

    • @dylangaletti395
      @dylangaletti395 2 роки тому +91

      ​@@rachellydiabSounds like sexual harassment/assault to me. 🤷‍♂️
      Any man says something like that and they get crucified, stop playing.

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 2 роки тому +1054

    Mr. Bean is also funny because you can see the thought processes that bring him into such absurd situations. It's not just ransom silliness; it's well thought out silliness.

  • @sushiroll3795
    @sushiroll3795 2 роки тому +2143

    Thank you so much for bringing up the clip of Mindy Kaling admitting to sexually assaulting one of her employees on set. That should NEVER be forgotten.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 2 роки тому +27

      Time stamp yo

    • @lordtalonmarsden826
      @lordtalonmarsden826 2 роки тому +41

      @@thatdude3977 1:17

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 2 роки тому +67

      @@thatdude3977 It's not spelled "yo" but "please"

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys 2 роки тому

      she should face legal consequences for that ASAP, I get what you mean but just remembering it isn’t enough. most predators will do it again, she needs to be stopped now.

    • @scheezy
      @scheezy 2 роки тому +1

      @@slovnicurling9808 Get off the internet if you can't handle it, yo.

  • @ottobaron6392
    @ottobaron6392 2 роки тому +2437

    Velma is a creation of someone who hates herself, but not as much as she hates everyone else. Since she feels she's less loathsome then everyone around her, she enjoys making judgments about how more pathetic those around her are, then she is.

    • @tomkruze1304
      @tomkruze1304 2 роки тому +78

      I feel this is the most accurate thing I've ever read

    • @sarahbarabe4990
      @sarahbarabe4990 2 роки тому +68

      It does make me kind of sad actually, the vibes I'm getting is that this is written by someone who was probably bullied and just assumes that everyone else has a problem with her and acts mean and judgy because she already assumes everyone else is constantly doing that to her, so she's not seeing that she's mean or judgy but simply just being the same as everyone else and I do have sympathy for that.
      That being said, you don't do yourself any favors being a victim forever and a mindset change couldn't hurt.

    • @ottobaron6392
      @ottobaron6392 2 роки тому +71

      @@sarahbarabe4990 I spent my school years being bullied, to the point where I would hide in the boiler room at my school, during breaks to avoid being beaten by some students. Whatever this person went through, does not justify the "Hero" of this series, acting like a complete sociopath. Her laughing at Norville, declaring his feelings for her, shows exactly how toxic she is.

    • @rasalasblack
      @rasalasblack 2 роки тому

      And, to masturbate her ego. 🙄

    • @janetwallace9264
      @janetwallace9264 2 роки тому +7

      Velma is like Mark Renton from Trainspotting but without the charisma

  • @fatemakhan3843
    @fatemakhan3843 2 роки тому +2603

    Mindy is the sole definition of the word "Privilege" itself. She grew up in a upper class, went to an ivy league college & never had to struggle in her life to get where she is. She made Velma herself insert but this version of Fred is actually HER.

    • @thesilverblueman
      @thesilverblueman 2 роки тому +333

      i hate to get psychoanalytical but it seems her self insert are the parts of her she accepts as who she is (she thinks these negative traits are ok) while fred are the parts of her she denies having (her upbringing, privilege, and feelings of entitlement) and shaggy is what she thinks shes entitled to (undeserved admiration)

    • @yesman3208
      @yesman3208 2 роки тому +1

      Yup she needs to deflect it. And she knows the best group to do that with us white people. Fucking pathetic

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 2 роки тому

      @@thesilverblueman No, that's pretty spot on. Fred as is depicted here is both her ire and her desire. The hot white male that passed her over in her own life through highschool and college cause she's frumpy and ugh. So she wants to scorn him because he ignored her for other sexier white women. And shaggy is 'entitlement' itself. That despite 'I'm a loser' and cant get what I want, I still deserve to be worshipped, hence why shaggy exists. This woman is pathetic.

    • @HebrewHammer1337
      @HebrewHammer1337 2 роки тому +16

      Idk about the Ivy League part, but yeah once you get in that pipeline you good to go. Far from easy to get into Ivy League though

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 2 роки тому +137

      @@HebrewHammer1337 most Ivy League schools have legacy acceptance.
      Basically, if someone else in your family went, you’re guaranteed to be able to go. Grades literally don’t matter.
      Also they accept anyone if you have enough money

  • @sirbooch5179
    @sirbooch5179 Рік тому +410

    It’s actually crazy how Mindy still thinks this is her masterpiece and the audience is to blame for this shows failure AND she even said she loves Velma as a character so why make a Velma that doesn’t act like…. Velma?

    • @MajorOctofuss
      @MajorOctofuss Рік тому +7

      How is it the audience's fault???

    • @tolikkazan9889
      @tolikkazan9889 Рік тому +23

      Basically the whole show can be characterized by one of the scenes from the finale. Mother of fred just died in fron of him, he saw the whole process his mother was turned into bloody pancake, and other teenagers also witnessed bloody scene, there s blood and part of inner organs everywhere, and velma covered in blood and intestines of other human starts happily twerking like she is completely crazy. She is the worst person i ever seen in cartoon industry.

    • @wasdwasd609
      @wasdwasd609 Рік тому +12

      She self inserted herself as Velma. Of course she'd like herself. She's unironically worse than all the shit she preaches about its hilarious that she still can't see it.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@MajorOctofuss it's not it's just an excuse used by film makers who can't take any form of criticism

    • @ComradeCage
      @ComradeCage 9 місяців тому

      Because Mindy is an idiot. Theres no two ways about that based on this, she literally lacks intellect.

  • @misswonnykins9841
    @misswonnykins9841 2 роки тому +2510

    I have no idea who this show is for, because it clearly isn't for:
    - fans of any of the previous Scooby-Doo shows
    - fans of adult animation
    - fans of animated comedy
    - fans of off-color humor
    - fans of woke humor
    - fans of dark humor
    - anyone with more than two functioning brain cells

    • @justinguyos5476
      @justinguyos5476 2 роки тому +302

      It is made for Mindy Khaling’s fantasies.

    • @GLITCH_-.-
      @GLITCH_-.- 2 роки тому +105

      It has to be a republican psy-op

    • @lizdevilz7271
      @lizdevilz7271 2 роки тому +7

      Maybe not any of this but only made because they want our money?

    • @justinguyos5476
      @justinguyos5476 2 роки тому +70

      @@lizdevilz7271 if that is what they are looking for, they are failing miserably. Who wants to buy this garbage?

    • @scottmurphy6159
      @scottmurphy6159 2 роки тому +51

      Wtf is woke humour? Sounds like an oxymoron to me

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +2591

    In the original shows, despite the gang running in different social circles, they clearly cared for each other. That's not apparent here, unless you count Norville and Velma.

    • @Void_Out
      @Void_Out 2 роки тому +419

      @@somerandolad “Likable”
      He’s just the least unlikeable

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +196

      Norville is the only character that's not an actual douchbag and he is a decent human being unlike Velma who is the worst human being ever

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 роки тому +68

      Yeah, the show was supposed to be about how people don't all need to be the same type of people to get along and work together. Also, Shaggys name in the original show is actually Norville which is where they got that name. It was supposed to be a joke/commentary about how a name doesn't define a person.

    • @falconizer642
      @falconizer642 2 роки тому +61

      I mean just Norville honestly, Velma literally laughs in his face when he confesses her feelings towards her so......

    • @MokoiAruka
      @MokoiAruka 2 роки тому +42

      @@Void_Out man I would say the wooden doors are the best characters, the carpeted floors have more like-able features then new age-Velma. I’m a fan of dark humor, when pulled off correctly it makes you laugh but also shocks you! You have to have the ability to laugh at yourself though. In Velma, it’s non-stop violence, crude jokes, out of pocket insults with no timing toward the viewer, and the blandest form of sexism and racism jokes.
      It’s like they were trying to make the most horrible show so they get more clicks, and the worst part about it is that the original gang WERE diverse in terms in social circles. A nerd, popular girl, a kinda dumb but cool jock, a stoner/tax evader, and a dog. Despite being the most opposite in terms of social concepts, they got along and would never stab each others backs.
      In Velma, all the characters hate each other, (Exept Velma and Norville who get somewhat along.) , ALL of them are total jerks, then suddenly all the characters LOVE Velma and wanna date her, they changed the characters races for no reason other then to make more jokes, (I’m a person of color being Latin and Native American so I’m fairly tan, and all I have to say is that inclusiveness isn’t skin deep, it REALLY ISN’T. It’s super annoying when a character’s entire personality is their race. And the thing is that it’s not cool or normal to be jackasses to white people but yet again apparently it’s okay because they’re white??) The show is god awful ,I haven’t even watched a single episode of Scooby yet I already know the show is garbage. I’m sorry for the rant BUT MAN this show is garbage and I need to get this outta my system.

  • @awesomeking6
    @awesomeking6 2 роки тому +2603

    Velma is the type of woman who would raise a serial killer if she ever found herself with custody of a young boy.

    • @andreasevt1
      @andreasevt1 2 роки тому +40

      Underrated comment.

    • @awesomeking6
      @awesomeking6 2 роки тому +9

      It says 2 comments, but I only see one

    • @undeadarmy19
      @undeadarmy19 2 роки тому +1

      This is a lot of the reason why we've seen an uptick in young, white, males turning into school shooters and killers. Society demonizes them for being them, and they have no healthy outlet for their emotions, which is needed for young males especially due to higher levels of aggression.
      A lot of woke morons will scoff at this, but its true. History is irrelevant to how people are today. When a generation of people are attacked and demonized for actions they never committed, it turns them ugly. I saw someone bring this up on one of those Vox panels where they're talking about masculinity and they had this "non-binary" dude scoff and make excuses about it. Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself "I bet you've dealt with a lot of BS and if someone scoffed at YOU and made excuses about YOU, you'd have a big problem with it".
      Shows like this are toxic af and will just cause more issues.

    • @alaptopuser
      @alaptopuser 2 роки тому +4

      @@awesomeking6 it says 4 comments but I only see 2

    • @josepreciadocortes8224
      @josepreciadocortes8224 2 роки тому

      @@alaptopuser it says 4 replies but i only see 3

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 Рік тому +258

    I’m honestly impressed. I didn’t think it was possible to make a show that would offend absolutely everyone.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +5

      Yep. It’s the worst thing since Q-Force. And even then the outrage about Velma dwarfs the outrage about Q-Force.

    • @moonknight6738
      @moonknight6738 Рік тому +2

      @@SteampunkHorseatleast Q-force turned out to be a good show

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +2

      @@moonknight6738 fair. Even if the plot/premise totally defeats the idea/fact we’re fighting for (that LGBT+ people are no different to anyone else 😭🏌️)

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 місяців тому +3

      She brought the internet together

    • @haydencantthink
      @haydencantthink 4 місяці тому +1

      I honestly want to watch a Behind The Scenes episode to know wtf they were thinking (or smoking). This show is genuinely fascinating lol

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 2 роки тому +2150

    Norville declaring he hates drugs unprompted might've been a funny joke if the character acted anything at all like the character he's supposedly based on.

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 2 роки тому +198

      I think the joke was supposed to be "Shaggy is seen by the community as a stoner, so Norville saying he hates drugs is a joke!" I refuse to call that person Shaggy. Sadly I can't do it so easily with the other characters.

    • @jacktrades5403
      @jacktrades5403 2 роки тому +14

      @@Olimar92 That's literally what he said.

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 2 роки тому +34

      @@jacktrades5403 No, he said it would be a funny joke if Norville acted like Shaggy. The Joke in the Show is a very Meta Joke that plays off of this character not being Shaggy.

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 2 роки тому +110

      It'd be so funny if he gave high key stoner vibes but was heavily against drugs. And the show constantly put him in situations where you think he is doing drugs, but then it's revealed he is just doing something mundane. For ex: hearing bubbling and laughing in his room. Then it's revealed he is just setting up a bubble machine for his twitch stream

    • @Omgazombie2k
      @Omgazombie2k 2 роки тому +49

      @@trinodot8112 Yeah ahaha like imagine he's in the bathroom and a bunch of smoke is coming out of his stall and he's just screwing around with a smoke machine or something stupid

  • @kurobancho3508
    @kurobancho3508 2 роки тому +2025

    I like how the audience in the talk showed laughed about her SAing someone
    and laughed harder when she threatened witnesses

    • @theguyspodcast5782
      @theguyspodcast5782 2 роки тому +205

      Well she’s a women so most people think it’s okay

    • @neltins5308
      @neltins5308 2 роки тому

      Apparently its fine for women to sexually assault, harass men in our society, especially if its the race of men they heavily fetishize & obsess over in all their *"self insert"* characters on the television shows they produce, and can even threaten the employees with losing employment or other immoral threats, blackmailing or blacklisting like Harvey Weinstein did

    • @UnwantedGhost1
      @UnwantedGhost1 2 роки тому +158

      Imagine if the genders were switched? I bet the reaction definitely wouldn't be the same.

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys 2 роки тому +193

      "haha guys I SA‘d someone isn’t that so funny and relatable" 😐

    • @Expshooterv3
      @Expshooterv3 2 роки тому +55

      I've never seen that emoji before where did you find that?

  • @oliverthedum2129
    @oliverthedum2129 2 роки тому +1409

    It’s actually amazing how this was made and everyone on the team was like “yep this is great let’s release this”

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +79

      Fans: *This is dumb*
      Mindy Kailing: *This is so dumb it's Brilliant*
      Fans: *NO!!!!! it's just dumb*

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 2 роки тому +46

      It's work. Your either a yes man in that industry or you're out. Especially in today's anti criticism society

    • @johan13135
      @johan13135 2 роки тому

      Well, the whole team, and Hollywood for that matter, is just a vile pile of rapists, sex offenders, and most likely pedophiles. So no wonder that trash like this gets released

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 роки тому +4

      And they removed almost all of their cartoons and children shows online.
      Check Mothers Basement. He did a bit on it a while back

    • @jotunnfarewell4750
      @jotunnfarewell4750 2 роки тому +13

      @@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 this is a society moment

  • @SavouryGalette
    @SavouryGalette Рік тому +163

    I hate the fact that when Mindy Kaling was bragging about sexually assaulting a co-star, _everyone started laughing._ That is how normalized sexual assault against men is.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 місяців тому +12

      She also threatened to fire the guy

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 2 роки тому +911

    1:25 Mindy kissing a guy without his consent and making a 20:42 "Me too" joke in this show weirdly makes a lot of sense now. Of course she doesn't take that movement seriously when she is part of the problem.

    • @hblaub
      @hblaub 2 роки тому +154

      BUT... it is totally okay and super for her. Because she is a woman. She can't do anything wrong (according to her ideology)

    • @advictoriams
      @advictoriams 2 роки тому +81

      @@hblaub which isn't even really an ideology anyway. She doesn't speak for actual survivors my guy. But agreed she is absolutely part of the problem

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 2 роки тому

      @@hblaub Shes literally a conservative. Look it up. She has tons of public political views and they’re ALL conservatives.
      Nice try attempting to smear the left with this accusation though sweetie. And nice strawman that LITERALLY NO ONE believes. Find me a SINGLE person who says it’s ok to sexually assault men. Pretty sure it’s conservatives who consistently excuse sexual assault. God you’re annoying 😂

    • @ns0n
      @ns0n 2 роки тому +67

      And the guy she force kiss , Lee Pace, is gay. Just hoping she is not that kind of girl that think it is ok to grope gay guy

    • @ferdinand12390
      @ferdinand12390 2 роки тому +23

      @@ns0n oh i´m sure she is that kind of person, also to have the kind of friend that is a bit odd and call it gay even if it isn´t

  • @zephyr8072
    @zephyr8072 2 роки тому +987

    I have a theory that the only reason Scooby Doo isn’t in this show is because the writers were told they couldn’t make constant implied bestiality jokes.

    • @breadconeseur
      @breadconeseur 2 роки тому +39

      Why does that make sense tho?

    • @vea_rebirth
      @vea_rebirth 2 роки тому +37

      it is almost certainly for that reason

    • @littleladybrooks6635
      @littleladybrooks6635 2 роки тому +29

      If that's the reason then honestly it's for the best. Scooby Doo was Scooby Dooby Saved.

    • @UnwantedGhost1
      @UnwantedGhost1 2 роки тому +3

      @@breadconeseur Because it probably does. 😂

    • @SaphemanPlus
      @SaphemanPlus 2 роки тому +11

      They did the cockroach humping so…just one step there.

  • @HiHi-lt1cb
    @HiHi-lt1cb 2 роки тому +1028

    I just feel so bad for Frank Welker, who played Fred since the original (he's the only OG cast member still active), and now he's playing Fred's dad in this dumbster fire and forced to see how they ruined his original character :(

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 2 роки тому +72

      I just imagine him either eye-rolling or straight-up having an aneurysm at one moment at the start of episode 2 that later becomes a running joke in the episode.

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 2 роки тому +64

      I imagine he’s pretty annoyed about it considering he’s been Fred in basically everything since the beginning of this franchise, that takes some pretty big dedication, but I’ll imagine he’ll be over it when another scooby doo cartoon comes out. I at least hope he got a good paycheck out of it.

    • @cokesquirrel
      @cokesquirrel 2 роки тому +21

      I don't know if you meant dumpster fire, but dumBster fire is now my new favorite insult. Thank you. My day is now perfection😎

    • @mnmsaregood1
      @mnmsaregood1 2 роки тому +5

      Wow I didn’t know that. That’s sad

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 2 роки тому +20

      Also, as a heads-up: Velma's original voice actress, Nicole Jaffe (who voiced her from 1969-1973), is still alive. I wonder what SHE thinks of this show.
      That said, Casey Kasem (Shaggy's original VA) and Heather North (Daphne's predominant VA) have both passed away.

  • @mikef55
    @mikef55 2 роки тому +227

    I think the thing that jumps out at me the most is just how different the main characters are to their Scooby-Doo counterparts.. like none of them are even remotely the same. It's almost as if they chose to loosely base them off Scooby-Doo characters as a way to get people to watch the show because they know that if they made their own characters, no one would watch it & it would be completely forgettable.

    • @buchstaben-suppe
      @buchstaben-suppe 2 роки тому +23

      i think you hit the nail on the head with that one. i firmly believe the writer of the show wanted their own thing but couldn’t make it cause nobody wanted it. so they pitched it as a scooby doo remake and it got approved cause remakes are incredibly popular with producers and streaming sites (even though 90% of the time the audience doesn’t even want them cause they’re almost always bad)

    • @buchstaben-suppe
      @buchstaben-suppe Рік тому +10

      coming back to this with more intel, the writer DID plan on doing their own show at first but then changed it to the scooby doo remake.
      the show is pretty much a self insert fanfiction, the main character is voiced by the writer, her ethnicity was changed to the writers ethnicity and she said in an interview she could always identify with velma cause she was the smart one and the most valuable member in the group 🫠
      also literally every single group member falls in love with velma at one point in the show and she’s always the hero that saves the day and the one that solves all the mysteries..
      i said it’s a fanfiction but honestly there’s better fanfiction out there than this show

    • @RegularFlyGuy
      @RegularFlyGuy 9 місяців тому

      @@buchstaben-suppebrotha thats wild

  • @lhays117
    @lhays117 2 роки тому +1032

    The only good thing about this show is that it gives me confidence as a writer, because no matter how bad what I end up writing is, it’s at least virtually impossible for it to be as bad as Velma’s writing is.

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 2 роки тому +24

      That's how I feel about some things too lol like I can't make music but I wish I could, I make a few crappy songs and feel bad. But then I hear some of the things people shamelessly put out there and wonder wtf am I worried about? I can't be as bad as they are.

    • @TrueStoreyPB
      @TrueStoreyPB 2 роки тому

      But if you’re white you will have to do much better than that to get a job. The bar is only this low for forcing diversity. Meritocracy only applies to white men, so maybe you could take the LGBT angle and get in that way, idk.

    • @lhays117
      @lhays117 2 роки тому +23

      @@-desertpackrat I think being so self critical is actually a good sign that you’ll at least create something decent if you put the effort in. I find it’s folks who have little to no internal critic who tend to often put out the most mediocre to downright awful stuff. I think it’s why one-time great creators of works often become less good over time when they surround themselves with ego boosting yes men.

    • @bluevanga30
      @bluevanga30 2 роки тому +5

      No only that but even if u write something as horrendous as this show you'll still land a gig

    • @Abegilr_Dragonrider
      @Abegilr_Dragonrider 2 роки тому +2

      As an author battling with my own critic, I agree with these comments.

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 2 роки тому +655

    Scooby being spared from this dumpster fire is the only good thing to come from this show

    • @WokioWolfy
      @WokioWolfy 2 роки тому +14

      Scooby became a woman

    • @myahmyah2287
      @myahmyah2287 2 роки тому +11

      Scooby became a military brain swapping project

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 2 роки тому +7

      @@WokioWolfy Not really. Fortunately. 😅 They swapped Shaggy having a dog best friend to Norville having a girlfriend.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 2 роки тому +1

      The other good thing (for me) is that there's a channel, I think it's called Brittney reacts or something like that, which I found because of Velma. Her commentary is pretty good. A bit more on the serious side than on the funny side but I like her.

    • @moooooofy
      @moooooofy 2 роки тому +6

      @@sylverscale "they swapped shaggy having a dog with shaggy having a girlfriend" WHATS THE DIFFERENCE AM I RIGHT FOLKS?

  • @lukassjogren7910
    @lukassjogren7910 2 роки тому +944

    The biggest compliment I can give to the show is that at least the art style isnt just another rick and morty clone

    • @jessicayoung3656
      @jessicayoung3656 2 роки тому +125

      The animation is the only thing I've heard is good about this show

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 2 роки тому +45

      Instead it's a poor Venture Brothers clone, almost as if they deliberately tried to copy the Groovy Gang.

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 2 роки тому +5

      Yea it looks like they actually tried

    • @Dantee985
      @Dantee985 2 роки тому +16

      @@TerrenceNowicki yeah but they forgot the funny part of the groovy gang

    • @conndor2753
      @conndor2753 2 роки тому +2

      @@TerrenceNowicki I never saw it as Venture Bros at first. I thought it was a take at the DuckTales reboot.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 Рік тому +168

    How Mindy was even ALLOWED TO WRITE is BEYOND me

  • @Conflict-ff5pi
    @Conflict-ff5pi 2 роки тому +676

    I think one of the most unintentionally funny parts of the show, is that of the original main cast, Shaggy is the richet and most privileged member of the cast, as its a joke that somebody like him is from such a well off family. It's why his legal name "Norville" cause he's technically upper class. But cause they made him black in this show, they had to like, make him poorer and make Fred richer just so all the white privilege jokes would even make sense.

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому

      Talk about stereotyping. God I hate this show with a passion.
      He's black so he has to be poor right.
      It would've worked so much better if it was the other way around and slightly subversive but nah.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 2 роки тому +197

      The whole show is ironically racist towards everyone

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 2 роки тому +9

      Isn’t Daphne also rich?

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 роки тому +50

      @@Dave102693 All of them are wealthy.

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio 2 роки тому

      Yeah this show is like, see how awful men are? Let’s feel morally superior by shitting on them and calling all women queens. Let’s fight sexism with more sexism who cares about equality 😅 its really bad

  • @Blackhawks19_xx
    @Blackhawks19_xx 2 роки тому +429

    Nothing warms my heart more than humanity coming together to dog pile on a complete dumpster fire.

  • @spatchmo6938
    @spatchmo6938 2 роки тому +905

    Velma complaining about how female origin stories are treated as just women insane is strange, because most of the female origin stories lately have been let down because they refuse to give a female character an internal conflict. The character has nowhere to develop if she starts off with no problems, is already perfect, everyone loves her, and she just has to deal with external forces keeping her down

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому +73

      Exactly this think about the new Star Wars or the Mulan remake, there is 0 internal conflict which is one of the best conflicts in anything.

    • @airget
      @airget 2 роки тому +19

      The funny thing is, t hat's almost what makes this show amusing, because she's clearly a flawed character and they don't even play it up like she's in the right. She outright says some rather selfish and negative things that are personality traits one shoudl not look to mimic.
      It will be interesting if they can actual evolve her into a character people can root for, since if we wanna play devil's advocate, when you consider your high school years I"m sure there are some things you regret, or even ways you may of acted, immature, rude and outright nasty, and as you got older you grew out of it. So if the writers actually have the skills to make their gang frienship make sense as they look past their negative selves from high school and develop into mature adults, it wouldn't be the worse writing.
      unfiltered
      With that said, this show is far from perfect, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued to see how they plan to wrap up the season, morbid curiosity, but it's also fascinating to consider what was going on through their heads when they produced this.

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому +59

      @@airget being intrigued to watch this show is like being intrigued to watch kittens get locked inside of a freezer.

    • @pgbrown12084
      @pgbrown12084 2 роки тому +13

      Lol I feel like this is what people were saying about Captain Marvel when it came out. But I guess we weren't ready back then. All the people that said this were called oppressive fascists 🤣

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 роки тому +8

      If you like horror comedy and want a female lead cast full of characters who are morally questionable yet still likeable and sympathetic (and written by a woman) I recommend 12 Hour Shift.

  • @MyDancingShoes
    @MyDancingShoes 2 роки тому +61

    Mindy Kaling delivers all of her lines the same way, with the same emotion, and it makes me feel like I'm going insane

  • @Legacy0901
    @Legacy0901 2 роки тому +390

    What surprised me most about this show was how CRUEL so many of the 'jokes' are. There is also an alarming amount of time spent on self loathing and vicious personal attacks against others. Velma comes across as so hateful and bitter

    • @mcstabbins4501
      @mcstabbins4501 2 роки тому

      The other jokes are just really crappy throw away references and both are atrocious to say the least, actually atrocious doesn't seem like enough, maybe actual dog shit

    • @aaaaaa-gt6ib
      @aaaaaa-gt6ib 2 роки тому +16

      i agree! it was so mean sometimes i was like wtf
      like they came for everyone and even made fun of the audeince (and it was in a rly mean way, not even banter)

  • @Luk4zguy97
    @Luk4zguy97 2 роки тому +671

    It's interesting that the only thing that keeps Velma's demons away is someone putting themselves below her. The show clearly is telling us she is a narcissist.

    • @XperimentorEES
      @XperimentorEES 2 роки тому +1

      Well mindy is an obsessive racist sexist privileged brat, narcissism should've been expected in hindsight lol.

  • @Mrgiggles9007
    @Mrgiggles9007 2 роки тому +413

    My wife was watching this with me. At roughly the 5 minute mark she said she wanted to watch it so we could properly mock how bad the show was in full context. At the 11 minute mark she retracted that statement and refuses to subject herself to this level of torment. This show isn't just a travesty, it's a fucking war crime.

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 роки тому +31

      Hate watching is dumb anyway, all it does is give them more engagements which is what they want in the first place, unless you pirated it.

    • @deaddan2148
      @deaddan2148 2 роки тому +6

      Smart woman. She's a keeper for sure! 👌

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious 2 роки тому +1

      Stop giving attention/views/engagement to shitty people and they will go away. Don't watch shows and content that are shit and we won't get shit shows.

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 2 роки тому +2

      Hate watching is what made this show popular. If anyone wants to suffer while watching Velma they should pirate it.

    • @Mrgiggles9007
      @Mrgiggles9007 Рік тому +1

      @@redpanda6497 It didn’t do anything for it. They just cancelled almost all their animated shows and Parrot whatever it’s called was counting social media posts that included the name Velma in it as equivalent to viewership. Plus we watched it through reactions anyways.

  • @klentir4620
    @klentir4620 2 роки тому +83

    "If your friend is having a panic attack, just make a sexual advance on them. It will always work" - Elvis The Alien 2023 😂

  • @uso6070
    @uso6070 2 роки тому +514

    This video made me realize why I like watching people react to Velma more than actually watching Velma.
    Because it's the normal peoples' reactions to the ridiculousness that's funny

    • @madisonthomas8625
      @madisonthomas8625 2 роки тому +14

      Same I think I’ve watched like 50 review videos LOL

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 2 роки тому +7

      yeah i hadn’t heard anyone else mention that! pretty insightful really

    • @janetwallace9264
      @janetwallace9264 2 роки тому +12

      And that's how you do a meta joke, Velma

    • @DundG
      @DundG 2 роки тому +4

      True! The People watching the show, are part of the Joke! They enable us to make fun of the producer. She is the punchline! 😂

    • @JamesP7
      @JamesP7 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite is the Spilling the Milk channel

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 2 роки тому +990

    meat canyon's Velma animation was not only more entertaining but 100% matched Mindy's creep personality.

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 2 роки тому +14

      Both of these things may or may not have been intentional.

    • @ahmadmalaki8364
      @ahmadmalaki8364 2 роки тому +6

      Even tho i hate the guys animations i agree

    • @erdrickthedouchebaghero5399
      @erdrickthedouchebaghero5399 2 роки тому +29

      @@ahmadmalaki8364 why do you hate it?

    • @ahmadmalaki8364
      @ahmadmalaki8364 2 роки тому

      @@erdrickthedouchebaghero5399 to much unfunny jokes and awful acting
      Plus this whole
      Ahhh scary cartoon is old to me
      Be actually entertaining

    • @whenallelsfails21
      @whenallelsfails21 2 роки тому

      @@erdrickthedouchebaghero5399 because he's a coward lol

  • @calamityradio
    @calamityradio 2 роки тому +771

    Velma honestly feels like a self-insert fanfiction that Mindy Kaling was given waaaay too much creative freedom on. To be perfectly honest I don't even think she made the cast diverse for "woke points" or whatever, I think she just hired her friends and made their characters self-inserts, too.

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 2 роки тому +97

      I agree, the show gives Mary sue ‘I’m not like the other girls’ energy. Which to be fair, she’s not wrong, she’s just way worse

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 2 роки тому +13

      eh idk. the velma character IS awful but shes not the writer shes only an exec producer.

    • @calamityradio
      @calamityradio 2 роки тому +79

      @@Princeomishore Looking it up, the showrunner and pilot writer is a guy named Charles Grandy who not only worked on The Office, but like half of the first paragraph on him on wikipedia is how often he collaborates with Mindy Kaling. Even without a writer credit, being the lead voice, executive producer, AND a frequent collaborator with the showrunner to begin with, I'm sure Mindy was more than encouraged to do some executive meddling.

    • @ancientsociety79
      @ancientsociety79 2 роки тому +13

      That's all of Mindy Kaling's work

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 2 роки тому +2

      @@calamityradio lol then he shouldn't of let her no. she is an actor not a writer.

  • @Cobblestonener
    @Cobblestonener Рік тому +40

    "Like why do girls have to be so confusing" - Shaggy those 9 words are more funny then this entire show

  • @ruskenskey4674
    @ruskenskey4674 2 роки тому +380

    Worst part about norville is that shaggy was the easiest to emulate adult humor into. Man is a stereotypical stoner in almost every way. He rides around in a van with flowers painted on it every day, talks funny, is constantly fiending (for scooby snacks), always has munchies, dresses in baggy clothes with long hair, and talks to a dog. They only needed to change scooby snacks into edibles and the character would have been written. I don't know how funny it would end up being but it can't be worse than what we got.

    • @backbeathighway
      @backbeathighway 2 роки тому +50

      It was so obvious that that's almost exactly what they did with him and Scooby twenty years ago on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, a show that coincidentally was one of the prime examples of taking old properties and repackaging them for a modern audience.

    • @bluecayser1498
      @bluecayser1498 2 роки тому

      The thing this norville guy isn’t supposed to be shaggy, rather he’s probably one of mindys shitty friends as an insert.

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому +15

      They had that joke in the live action Scooby-Doo movie and it's the funniest joke in the movie.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 2 роки тому +5

      Funny, but Scooby Snacks became a slang term for valium at one point.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 2 роки тому +3

      That’s the Shaggy I wanted.

  • @FurryStockings
    @FurryStockings 2 роки тому +681

    As a brown person, I'm amazed at Mindy Kaling for making a brown Velma that got universally hated in a short span of time lmao

    • @magne7771
      @magne7771 2 роки тому

      "Stupid dog! You made us look bad!"

    • @TwitchyTopHat1
      @TwitchyTopHat1 2 роки тому +46

      It could have been great... the character designs are actually pretty good

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 2 роки тому +71

      @@TwitchyTopHat1 All but Norville imo. He's fine as his own character but he's no Shaggy.

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 2 роки тому +23

      Fellow chocolate person? Yeah, I'd say she's embarrassing us, but it's not like everyone doesn't know this show shouldn't be taken seriously anyways!

    • @Rambrus0
      @Rambrus0 2 роки тому

      The only reason they can race swap people like that, is to hide behind "racist" if the show gets bad reviews.

  • @Valentin_126
    @Valentin_126 2 роки тому +287

    Another thing about how Velma originally was, in the original 1969 tv show she also wasn't afraid to straight up deck the monsters. Like in the episode Jeepers, It's The Creeper! she takes a wrong corner and faces the Creeper, she says “You wouldn't hit a girl with glasses, would you?” the Creeper then steals her glasses and she kicks him right in the knee

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 2 роки тому +51

      Yea, Velma has always been a badass and the way Mindy treats her makes me doubt it really is her favorite character as she claims

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I remember that scene, I loved Scooby-Doo when I was a kid, I hate what it has become

    • @mcstabbins4501
      @mcstabbins4501 2 роки тому

      Even Mystery Inc. Velma was basically am improvement from classic Velma. Mindy's Velma is just a straight up bitch, nothing redeeming or even funny

  • @BigJackHorner1
    @BigJackHorner1 Рік тому +33

    the fact that he's laughing at his own jokes and not the jokes in this show shouts volumes

  • @todd3143
    @todd3143 2 роки тому +501

    if fred is a late bloomer and still looks that muscular imagine it hes gonna look so much better than everyone else

    • @danilutka
      @danilutka 2 роки тому +82

      Thank you! How can he both be a "late bloomer" and that athletic looking at the same time.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 2 роки тому +38

      Jotaro type puberty

    • @baggedbread
      @baggedbread 2 роки тому +4

      @@axeSyntax bro 💀

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 роки тому +4

      @@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Until part 6

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 роки тому +7

      @@thunderspark1536 nerfed in part 4, absolutely destroyed in parts 5 & 6.

  • @CJRealRichBoyLiving
    @CJRealRichBoyLiving 2 роки тому +852

    You know what made Scooby Doo a fun and nostalgic show? The fact that the characters, though very different in many ways were friends who had a common goal. They all brought something to the table whether you liked Shaggy and Scooby's wackiness or Fred's leadership, they all were likeable. This crappy show went above and beyond to tear that down completely. Bravo... 👏

    • @enzoarayamorales7220
      @enzoarayamorales7220 2 роки тому +66

      Especially Fred, he’s usually such a kind and goofy soul and an actually good role model for positive masculinity when it comes to following the things you like no matter what anyone else thinks, tf did they do to him.

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 роки тому +22

      @@enzoarayamorales7220 what's worse is that Fred isn't even the rich one, that's either Daphne or Shaggy depending on the series, it's both in mystery Inc. I think

    • @Redmeer411
      @Redmeer411 2 роки тому

      @@adrianrandom3448 Yeah Shaggy or Norville, yes they used Shaggy's real name in this piece of trash for the Simp, Rodgers has always been stupid rich, he's from like a Billionaire Old Money-family in pretty much any rendition of Scooby Doo, That's always kind of been apart of his shtick he is an easily scared, borderline cowardly, hippie/stoner from a highly conservative uber wealthy family and in most renditions of Scooby Doo, his parents don't believe he is responsible enough to have full to his inheritance so they don't give him full access and set him up with a monitored trust fund that he gets a stipend from. And in Mystery Inc. Daphne is also from a very influential and wealthy family, as is Scooby Doo lol.

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 2 роки тому +6

      Besides, we all know the only reason they could pursue all their different interests and still solve mysteries, was that Shaggy came from money.

    • @undeadarmy19
      @undeadarmy19 2 роки тому

      You cant have a straight, white, male be a kind person and good leader nowadays though. Didnt you know? Straight, white, males are the demons of society!!

  • @soltandvinegar
    @soltandvinegar 2 роки тому +117

    Jesus Christ, I'd heard Mindy had been accused of assault but I'd no idea she'd admitted it live on TV. HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS UNTIL NOW????

    • @mikehunt6160
      @mikehunt6160 2 роки тому +4

      Nobody cares if it is a women doing the assaulting.

  • @nessarolla
    @nessarolla Рік тому +19

    What I've heard from other reviewers is that Velma staff couldn't get the rights for Scooby himself because the company didn't want him to be tied to a raunchy adult cartoon.
    Either way even a Scooby snack couldn't fix the absolute train wreck that is this show.

  • @yurisei6732
    @yurisei6732 2 роки тому +345

    What I love most about this show is that they tried to make Fred an asshole you're supposed to hate, but because every other character is a bigger asshole, Fred comes out of it looking good because he's delivering the audience the catharsis of the other asshole characters being knocked down a peg.

    • @slonismo
      @slonismo 2 роки тому +26

      Great comment but why oh why are there like double spaces between some of your words it's driving me absolutely nuts lmfao

    • @vaguedreams
      @vaguedreams 2 роки тому +1

      No they didn't, but that's a take, completely understandable if you only watched the first episode. Fred is very pitiable and the whole sitch is very goofy, but in a ecentric rich family on tv way.

  • @DIEGOLOKO82
    @DIEGOLOKO82 2 роки тому +392

    Velma really is just the Harley Quinn show without the charm, humor, love for the source material, and everything else that made HQ good

    • @protosopic6398
      @protosopic6398 2 роки тому +34

      In conclusion: Velma is like show X but without Y, Z, A or B and everything good about it.

    • @davicarvalho124
      @davicarvalho124 2 роки тому

      Harley Quinn is complete shit as well. And it's as far from the dource material as it gets.

    • @chanty2192
      @chanty2192 2 роки тому +12

      Harley Quinn is NPC material for idiots and absolutely paved the way for Velma.

    • @lucass.is.online
      @lucass.is.online 2 роки тому +28

      @@chanty2192 but I like the Harley Quinn show :(

    • @scarababbeo9733
      @scarababbeo9733 2 роки тому +23

      @@chanty2192 damn, what did this show do to you

  • @Polyfusia
    @Polyfusia 2 роки тому +562

    There was literally just an adult cartoon version of Scooby Doo. Mike Tyson Mysteries. That alone shows how much creativity the people who put this show together have.

    • @deezknotsonyourchin
      @deezknotsonyourchin 2 роки тому +62

      Mike Tyson Mysteries is hilarious tho

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 2 роки тому +11

      @@deezknotsonyourchin Big facts

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 2 роки тому +14

      @@deezknotsonyourchin I loved it too. I guess they can't make more without Norm.

    • @deezknotsonyourchin
      @deezknotsonyourchin 2 роки тому +7

      @@Polyfusia he was the funniest

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 2 роки тому +12

      @@Polyfusia that was one of the reasons why they decided to cancel it

  • @syntax.error-Pheonyx
    @syntax.error-Pheonyx 2 роки тому +610

    I’m convinced that an ai went through the web, found “funny” words, and then wrote this entire show.

    • @shradibop
      @shradibop 2 роки тому +19

      makes sense, considering that AI will write unfunny things about jokes instead of jokes, which is essentially this show

    • @ninjaturtlefan2003
      @ninjaturtlefan2003 2 роки тому +14

      This is the most plausible explanation for this show. They were so lazy that they got a barely functioning AI to write it.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 2 роки тому +27

      Absolutely not. An AI would have no social opinion and would approach the task with logic alone. I am convinced an AI would be unintentionally funnier than this.

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 2 роки тому +12

      it does look like it was written by someone or something that knows what comedy technically is but has never actually experienced it

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому +11

      Don't insult AI like that. Even they wouldn't do something this bad.

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 роки тому +538

    I’m so glad you included that Conan clip at 1:32. I was disgusted when I heard about it but haven’t heard it come up in anyone else’s reviews. The fact she unashamedly joked about it on live TV with no self awareness, and people laughed along? What the actual hell?

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 2 роки тому +8

      It has came up somewhere else, just can't remember which videos...

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 2 роки тому

      I’ve seen it on several other channels where she bragged about sexually assaulting a man then threaten to fire someone if they ratted. If this was a man who did this they’d be Harvey Wiensteined ASAP

    • @bushdenae
      @bushdenae 2 роки тому +64

      Honestly I think a lot of people just don’t know so glad he spread the word. I feel like the laughter seemed awkward like she was smiling and laughing while saying it so they laugh too and sometimes they tell the audience when and how to react to things. I would hope no one actually found that funny I was found it gross 🤢

    • @todd1928
      @todd1928 2 роки тому

      I mean you probably didn't hear it because it has nothing to do with the show? I'm not sure why you'd expect it in a review of the show.

    • @user-lg5xu6id5j
      @user-lg5xu6id5j 2 роки тому +8

      @@todd1928 he also shared a Ren and Stimpy meme and the creator go into a ton of trouble in the past. Overall I like the video but it can can be hard to separate the art from the artist when Mindy produced the show and is voicing the titular character

  • @purple_lt658
    @purple_lt658 2 роки тому +237

    Puss and boots came out around the same time as Velma. Take a wild guess which one portrayed anxiety and panic attacks better.

    • @hopelix
      @hopelix 2 роки тому +39

      @@zogwort1522 what are you even talking about 🌚🌚🌚

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 2 роки тому +25

      @@zogwort1522 what the hell??? what kinda god awful take is that? 🤡🤡🤡

    • @rowangothic
      @rowangothic 2 роки тому +23

      @@zogwort1522 Tell me you've never had a panic attack without telling me you've never had a panic attack.

    • @necro4258
      @necro4258 2 роки тому +11

      Man I saw puss in boots a few days ago in theatre and it featuring a panic attack and how it handled it really endeared the movie to me. Didn’t expect to cry at a movie my gf dragged me to 10/10 movie imo.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 2 роки тому +2

      @@zogwort1522 Wow, what an abelist take. That's atrocious.

  • @currybread5298
    @currybread5298 2 роки тому +18

    I'm disgusted about the amount of body shaming, I'm glad you brought it up. Somehow it's okay to bodyshame when the target is a man and ecpesially his 🍆

  • @CameronPlus
    @CameronPlus 2 роки тому +162

    We all need to give Mindy huge credit. She somehow managed to unite the right and the left by making something both sides despise. Kinda beautiful seeing everyone come together to rip on this pile of crap.

  • @Loxu69
    @Loxu69 2 роки тому +236

    I've heard this said about the show a lot and I'm gonna say it again here: It's very apparent the people who wrote Velma, do not like Scooby Doo. Why they made an entire show about not liking Scooby Doo I have no idea

    • @slinkbradshaw8674
      @slinkbradshaw8674 2 роки тому +45

      Seems like the people who made it don't like anything, what a cynical, nasty show.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +34

      It's like they wrote a different show and then they slapped Velma on the title because they knew it wouldn't sell

    • @voidbreather7405
      @voidbreather7405 2 роки тому +19

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I've heard that this may be the case, that Mindy wanted to make an animated show that focused on her/her self-insert, but WB would only allow her to work with an existing IP.

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 роки тому

      see my banner for a cookie !

    • @loli-knightxardej
      @loli-knightxardej 2 роки тому +1

      This is the objective truth of practically every show remake or "woke" reimagining. Time after time the team working on these things will tout before the product is released that they're huge fans of the original material, then a while after the product comes out and bombs they show their true colors by either admitting that they hate the material or never even looked at it.

  • @Steven-T
    @Steven-T 2 роки тому +599

    That "mindless violence" sign was funnier than any joke said in the actual show

    • @NUCLEARDASH
      @NUCLEARDASH 2 роки тому +23

      Maybe the animation team came up with it, trying to save this

    • @ZekeorSomething
      @ZekeorSomething Рік тому +5

      The “What did Scoobi Do?”joke was pretty good too

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Рік тому +6

      ​@@ZekeorSomething Not really. The question makes no context within the scene, it feels awkward.

    • @ZekeorSomething
      @ZekeorSomething Рік тому +2

      @@Nixahma That's arguable it does feel kinda random too

  • @elfinflame6244
    @elfinflame6244 2 роки тому +42

    Velma is just mindy kaling as herself

    • @Spancer-hy8hj
      @Spancer-hy8hj Рік тому

      Lmao

    • @frisbyart
      @frisbyart Рік тому +1

      Which proves that she's not only unfunny, but she can't tell the difference between voice acting and regular acting without some sort of guidance.

    • @Spancer-hy8hj
      @Spancer-hy8hj Рік тому +2

      @@frisbyart that's very wise

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 2 роки тому +484

    Honestly we need shows like this to bring people together in mutual hate.

    • @chanty2192
      @chanty2192 2 роки тому +9

      And? The next one will be even worse. No one here is even criticizing how the show depicted nude high schoolers, let alone pointing out how hateful and racist Mindy Kaling is. Also no one is pointing out how Mindy grew up as a 0.000001%er in NYC and got everything she has through nepotism and affirmative action yet her self inserted character does nothing except call everyone else rich and complain about "unearned power".

    • @baggedbread
      @baggedbread 2 роки тому +23

      @@chanty2192 that’s exactly what they’re complaining about

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 роки тому

      Russia: Hold my nuke

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 роки тому +4

      @@chanty2192 there are multiple videos on velma (plus the comments) that address exactly what you're talking about.

    • @snowpoler
      @snowpoler 2 роки тому

      Naah. Well... it depends?
      I mean, I get it, it's entertaining for a moment. But then it gets very tiresome. You can only follow something you hate for so long. Personally I don't really understand the "passionate haters" of something anymore. I had gone through that phase too but like... when I was a teen. Why don't they spare themselves the stress and spend their free time on things they actually enjoy?
      Whatever. I understand poking fun and watching things for the heck of it, but not the "one of my personality traits is fiercely hating TLOU2" kinda thing, if it makes any sense.

  • @davidedeus12
    @davidedeus12 2 роки тому +100

    To all you guys who hadn't downloaded a extension who brings the dislike bottom back, the official trailer of Velma has 15k likes and *575K DISLIKES* and that makes me laugh more than the entire show

  • @78jujubs
    @78jujubs 2 роки тому +242

    It isn’t just “woke” it’s that it’s corporate wokeness, it’s no longer about actual systemic issues, it’s about parroting as much woke buzzwords and issues they can to appear woke

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 2 роки тому

      That's just called being woke though. 3rd wave feminism has very clearly lost interest in systemic issues.

    • @maca76
      @maca76 2 роки тому +18

      I actually go with the theory that its made to mock woke people, the MeToo joke is a clue, if you want to appeal even a little to woke people you never would make a joke like that about it

    • @SarahSarah-rf9ik
      @SarahSarah-rf9ik 2 роки тому +9

      Cringy people using word "woke" too much, grow up

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому +13

      @@SarahSarah-rf9ik you mad or sumn?

    • @SarahSarah-rf9ik
      @SarahSarah-rf9ik 2 роки тому +6

      @@pintolerance785 nope it's just u sensitive Reich wingers😊

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian Рік тому +25

    I expected the Velma show to be bad, but I never guessed it'd be this rough.

  • @NathanSpies
    @NathanSpies 2 роки тому +385

    God this show is an insult to not just scooby doo but to animation as a whole.
    And yet WB still wants to do more with it.

    • @Cephal0god
      @Cephal0god 2 роки тому +2

      Cry on the internet about it… oh, right. Two steps ahead of me

    • @Kevin-fj3ff
      @Kevin-fj3ff 2 роки тому +38

      @@Cephal0god Cope i know you get bullied so stop doing this kid

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +20

      @@Cephal0god Found one of the show's fans

    • @megastan6853
      @megastan6853 2 роки тому +31

      @@visassess8607 the only fan of the show*

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 роки тому

      see my banner for a cookie !

  • @beautifulmidnight
    @beautifulmidnight 2 роки тому +457

    I think I laughed more at Frank Reynolds saying “Magnum dong” than I did at any scenes from Velma in this video.

    • @fajararsy_saiga9567
      @fajararsy_saiga9567 2 роки тому +7

      More likely Deadpool saying that makes quips better than Velma.

    • @mcstabbins4501
      @mcstabbins4501 2 роки тому +13

      I watched Phineas and Ferb yesterday and that had better jokes by a long shot

    • @d_ruggs
      @d_ruggs 2 роки тому +5

      i laughed harder just at your comment talking about magnum dog than I did to anything in Velma

    • @mic4ever727
      @mic4ever727 Рік тому

      I can’t believe it took this piece of trash to show people how annoying woke culture has become.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @voidbreather7405
    @voidbreather7405 2 роки тому +164

    One thing that seriously sketches me out is how sexualized these teens are - the school shower scene, the creepy focus on Fred's genitalia (which I've heard was said to be a draw for Velma herself 🤢)... Like, put them in college if you're gonna do all that (no tiny penis jokes at Fred's expense, though, those aren't funny).
    And speaking of Fred... Why is he being mocked over what's likely a medical condition? Why do so many adults feel comfortable with openly discussing a teen's genitals?

    • @apreviousseagle836
      @apreviousseagle836 2 роки тому

      because nobody cares about men, especially white men.

    • @magne7771
      @magne7771 2 роки тому +2

      Found the micropeen

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 2 роки тому +3

      To be honest, thanks to anime I didn't even realize how wrong this cartoon was for doing that...

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 2 роки тому +10

      I think they mock him over something like that because they just tried too hard to make Fred the unlikeable privileged white guy. I mean come on, they literally wrote him to not recognize people who aren't up to his beauty standards, they can't try any harder.

    • @vulpisthefox
      @vulpisthefox 2 роки тому +4

      @@seventeenseventythirteen7465 I've noticed that in anime it's really common to have those "haha super funny" jokes about girls breasts and jealousy between characters due to a different size, for example. Anime kinda desensitises you in some regards, because it's so full of weird tropes and sexualisation.

  • @toulousesho
    @toulousesho Рік тому +29

    remember when fred was the dumb lovable leader that had an obsession with making traps and being oblivious to daphne? when velma was the smart girl that figured everything out while still being likable and didn’t act like she was better than everyone else? when daphne was the underestimated girl of the group that actually had substance underneath the whole “pretty dumb girl” facade and she was helpful? when shaggy was just the oblivious goofy stoner that ate scooby snacks and had a fascination with food and his talking dog? when there was a talking dog that made us laugh? remeber when they were a team that were close friends trying to solve mysteries and they all had a part? cause this show ruined that whole point.

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 2 роки тому +145

    That clip of the anime girl getting hit by the bus with a voice over just saying "bonk" made me laugh harder than any of the "jokes" in Velma.

  • @elpretender1357
    @elpretender1357 2 роки тому +292

    I was a late bloomer. Believe me it absolutely sucks because people around you are horny all the time and when you don't think about sex as obsessively as they do, they make fun of you. Bein more "inocent" (or more accurately, clueless) than your peers makes it very hard for you to fit in which makes you an easy target for harrassment.
    Clearly the writer of Velma thinks it is okay to make fun of people like me.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 2 роки тому +42

      Same here, except looking back, I realise I was at the very least demisexual. Now about 17 years later, I've come to terms with being asexual, so I definitely feel you there, friend! Especially when you go to an all girls school and you have no clue as to why girls talk about boys all the time. I'm also a nerd.

    • @nemec7914
      @nemec7914 2 роки тому +30

      I get it, it always kinda weirded me out how nonchalant people my age at the time were about sex, as if it was just a walk in the park and not the potentially life ruining, mentally taxing, emotionally riveting, action that it is.

    • @dimsumboy22
      @dimsumboy22 2 роки тому

      @@Phoebe5448 god sjws and their 15 thousand sexualities.

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 2 роки тому +10

      @@nemec7914 is that how you see sex? I've never heard anyone describe it in those terms.

    • @nemec7914
      @nemec7914 2 роки тому +7

      @@R-Lee- Yes!! Literally yesss! It's has such an effect on people, or so I've heard, and it's something that has terrified me to the core for yearsss, it's one of the reasons that I'm not really interested in sex, just intimacy.

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 2 роки тому +109

    Being meta doesn’t make sense unless the characters acknowledge they’re in a cartoon. Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy don’t do meta too often, but when they do it’s to highlight they know it’s a cartoon, and it works because it’s done sparingly. When people do weird stuff, Mandy or Grim is the one to point out how disgusting, weird, or stupid something is, and Irwin react realistically grotesque and frightening things. Damn, that was such a well written show.

    • @agsmashups
      @agsmashups 2 роки тому +4

      Or how community does it. Abed isn’t actually aware they’re in a tv show but he acts like he is (canonically making the people in the show uncomfortable because they know they’re real people)

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 2 роки тому

      Exactly, like one of my favorite 4th wall moments ever is in the cat episode where Mandy literally leaves the episode because she hates the use of yet another animal plot, leaving Billy confused and not knowing how to continue the scene haha

  • @Nukacola_addict
    @Nukacola_addict 2 роки тому +36

    I feel bad for the actors that agreed to play this

  • @TheYokaiAdvisor
    @TheYokaiAdvisor 2 роки тому +175

    No one talked about how Velma apparently never had her glasses until her mom went missing, and somehow she adapted to prescription glasses

    • @suzienothing9855
      @suzienothing9855 2 роки тому +29

      Yes!! That’s so stupid, it doesn’t make any sense! Wearing glasses does not need an ‘origin story’

    • @xXxLovelyBloodxXx
      @xXxLovelyBloodxXx 2 роки тому +22

      It could have been cute and sad if she just only goes for the same type of model (even if its not trendy or stylish) like her mom used to wear and never wants to change them but why make anything nice in this show 😬

    • @uso6070
      @uso6070 2 роки тому +1

      There's a chance that there's no lens in them and she's just wearing empty frames.

  • @bored88888888
    @bored88888888 2 роки тому +266

    Honestly this brand of humour focused excessively around social commentary would make a hell of a lot more sense for a Daria reboot than a Scooby Doo one. It'd still be godawful, and as a fan of Daria who doesn't care about Scooby Doo it'd bother me more, but at least Daria being a mean and judgmental person would make more sense than Velma being one

    • @k1ler4m
      @k1ler4m Рік тому +13

      I would prefer these people refrain to do anything and let actual talented writers do reboots

  • @Killer_KT
    @Killer_KT 2 роки тому +802

    Whenever I'm in danger of laughing at an inappropriate time, I just recall this show and I'm good 🗿

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 Рік тому +3

    It's so funny how that show talks about racism and shit, then it has the fucking line "A spicy meatball Italian". I mean, I usually wouldn't give a shit, as someone of Italian heritage. But it's specifically because *this* show made the damn joke.

  • @Haylitzo
    @Haylitzo 2 роки тому +77

    The “joke” of Norville saying he hates drugs is a jab at how Shaggy is clearly a stoner in every other version of Scooby Doo.
    It’s pretty dumb, yeah.

    • @philipramirez5406
      @philipramirez5406 2 роки тому +15

      In the words of a much better adult cartoon
      I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.

  • @sapphirepebbles8258
    @sapphirepebbles8258 2 роки тому +280

    man this show seems genuinely UNBEARABLE, i'm so glad I never even tried watching it

    • @slinkbradshaw8674
      @slinkbradshaw8674 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah I wanted to watch it out of morbid curiosity but I just can't bring myself to hit play

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +2

      The first 5 minutes had Cockroaches doing the thing so you are spared from that 😂

    • @josefvyskocil8871
      @josefvyskocil8871 2 роки тому

      I watch it because velma’s feelings for the other characters are totally fucked, she likes someone and then that person likes her back, and suddenly she’s like, “wtf are you trying to do” i just wanna see where this is going, but it’s so bad,

    • @Tiffany.Kro00
      @Tiffany.Kro00 2 роки тому +1

      This is the problem right here

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 роки тому

      Yet many people still watched it lol

  • @IsThatDonnieDiddle
    @IsThatDonnieDiddle 2 роки тому +213

    As someone who grew up on TMNT and Scooby-Doo this was a actual crime and a insult to those masterpieces of media

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому

      I grew up on TMNT 2003 and it aired on 4Kids and yet it's still more mature and nuanced than this piece of horse dump

    • @IsThatDonnieDiddle
      @IsThatDonnieDiddle 2 роки тому +11

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 not to mention quality it's sad that the kids of this generation have deal with companies trying to be "Woke" now instead of making good stuff not to mention some of this stuff could be seen as borderline grooming its gross and weird 😕 and definitely won't be letting my kids watch shit like this

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 роки тому

      see my banner for a cookie !

    • @IsThatDonnieDiddle
      @IsThatDonnieDiddle 2 роки тому

      @@weirdyoutubechannels orb doog mi

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 2 роки тому +1

      I get your nostalgic, but the original Scooby Doo was pretty trash

  • @s_y_d_n
    @s_y_d_n 8 місяців тому +2

    I’ve had more fun watching Elvis’s video then the entire Velma program

  • @WelfareChrist
    @WelfareChrist 2 роки тому +82

    So many new shows that are adaptations or remakes fail because the writers genuinely seem to think very little of their audience, the source material, or both.

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому +2

      Mindy was given a catalogue of old series they had the rights to and she said “oh I can wreck scooby doo? LFG.”
      They should’ve gone with the Jetsons. Nobody cares about them.

  • @Wolfshalifi
    @Wolfshalifi 2 роки тому +308

    I think all these companies are just challenging each other to see who can fuck the most shows up

    • @bhasty1
      @bhasty1 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +18

      They cancelled Infinity Train for this
      *Let that sink in*

    • @Go_away_loser
      @Go_away_loser 2 роки тому +1

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Fuck. I forgot about this.

    • @anthonyf616
      @anthonyf616 2 роки тому +2

      Tax write offs?

    • @pintolerance785
      @pintolerance785 2 роки тому

      Netflix got rid of inside job for another season of big mouth and the show slippin Jimmy which if you don't know about. Don't look into it.

  • @staaaar_4
    @staaaar_4 2 роки тому +195

    I would never watch Velma but ya damn sure I'm watching every Velma review

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +10

      I tried to watch the first episode and that cockroach scene convinced me that it wasn't worth destroying my sanity for this show

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 роки тому

      see my banner for a cookie !

    • @RoboticFir23532
      @RoboticFir23532 2 роки тому +1

      Yea give support to the good people, not HBO making a shit tv show

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 2 роки тому

      @@weirdyoutubechannels no thnx m8, i'm on a diet

  • @MISTERKIC
    @MISTERKIC Рік тому +2

    EVERYONE who was a part of this should NEVER work in media again. Fast Food? Yes. Media? NO!

  • @mack451modesto
    @mack451modesto 2 роки тому +60

    This show is like mixing Big mouth, racism, Sonichu and an high Budget for a cocktail but end up getting a home-made Ipecac.

  • @Poisonspidermanfr
    @Poisonspidermanfr 2 роки тому +516

    The worst part of Velma is how you can tell that the animators put their soul into and no one is getting paid for it

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 2 роки тому +49

      The animation isn't particularly good considering its more simplistic style but I guess these adult animated comedies tend to look far worse. Still, they probably got payed well for it. I doubt they'd care much about a show that clearly wasnt going to work.

    • @shiichan32
      @shiichan32 2 роки тому +15

      @@pagatryx5451 the hallucinations were really good and the joke about 4/20 code for adults who still watch cartoons

    • @madamebin1914
      @madamebin1914 2 роки тому +15

      That’s often how it goes in animation lol. Animators tend to be way underpaid for the amount of labour which is why so many of these modern ‘adult’ shows looks so bland 90% of the time

    • @Poisonspidermanfr
      @Poisonspidermanfr 2 роки тому +17

      @@madamebin1914 yeah it kinda sucks how a job that takes up so much time is so underpaid despite animation being such an important part of media

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 2 роки тому +4

      @@Poisonspidermanfr I agree, but it kinda makes sense...
      The reality is that animation IS a highly skill dependent role...but only if you're the art director or a lead animator. It's the rest of the animators who get low pay because the reality is there's plenty people who want the job despite the relatively low pay, AND highly talented animators aren't a necessity for such roles when all they're doing is working within a team to create the same pictures everyone else is doing. A talented/experienced professional would just be faster at his job. So you can just hire two cheaper employees instead.
      I still don't think they should be overworked, or payed as little as they do. But you can't just have a really high paying role when there's an abundance of workers with little difference between them.
      The better animators who can take a lead animator role tend to get better pay (but they deserve a lot more too) but their skill matters a LOT. As they can essentially control how a scene plays out.

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +5

    5:12 THANK YOU. Holy hell I’m lesbian and I had a VISCERAL reaction to that one girl saying “now if you two were to kiss, that would be hot” to Daphne and Velma. It’s still fucking fetishisation!! Even if a woman said it!! Just stop!

  • @jacobschwab1252
    @jacobschwab1252 2 роки тому +389

    Watching velma is like watching a school bus drive into a lake. You can’t help but watch it in horror.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +27

      Watching Velma is like watching a person getting hit in the crotch over and over again

    • @Chhjmmkg
      @Chhjmmkg 2 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 berserk is trash

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +16

      @@Chhjmmkg What's your point? Also your pfp radiates I am 12 years old who thinks Patrick Bateman and Tyler Durden from Fight club are sigmas

    • @Chhjmmkg
      @Chhjmmkg 2 роки тому +3

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 nah, wrong movie. It's from Inglorious Basterds. I don't think 12 year olds would be allowed to see fight club though.
      Just wanted to see how you'd react when i call berserk trash, and it was magnificent 👏.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +7

      @@Chhjmmkg I know that's not from the movie but what's your point you are just starting crap? anyways have my attention you deserve it man

  • @crabtank6941
    @crabtank6941 2 роки тому +86

    I remember someone said before that most adult cartoons are made under the mind set of "we are a kid's show but we can swear now" which in most cases is a bad thing but honestly I feel like this would have been better if it was just like the regular show but they could swear

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 роки тому

      see my banner for a cookie !

    • @Corvus7159
      @Corvus7159 2 роки тому +1

      The was a Family Guy cutaway from an early season that basically did that, and those few seconds were better than the entirety of these Velma episodes.

    • @rafaelmoreno6331
      @rafaelmoreno6331 2 роки тому +1

      "I feel like this would have been better if it was just like the regular show but they could swear"
      Isn't that just Close Enough?

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 2 роки тому

      normal Scooby-Doo but with slightly darker themes and the gang being allowed to swear would be pretty epic ngl. like, i always thought it was pretty crazy that NONE of the criminals that the gang investigated turned out to be murderers, drug dealers, etc. just take the original concept and amp it up a bit, that would be awesome imo. instead we're stuck dealing with this trash lmao.

  • @aarontaranto964
    @aarontaranto964 2 роки тому +64

    All I'm saying is, just shoving a bunch of raunchy jokes and junk into a show doesn't make it more adult. If anything it makes it more childish, like a kid who just learned what curse words are. They don't know what they are or how to use them but they just let em fly.

    • @Cephal0god
      @Cephal0god 2 роки тому

      Yet here you are whining about a show because its not the kids show you remember. Could have chose to ignore it all but instead youre crying on the internet about it. How childish of you

    • @aarontaranto964
      @aarontaranto964 2 роки тому +3

      @@Cephal0god Thing is, I don't even care that it's different I never said I did, its just not good. I literally just want it to be funny, is that too much to ask for?
      Also, crying is a bit of an over-statement don't ya think? Just voicing an opinion

  • @beezysbeatz4924
    @beezysbeatz4924 8 місяців тому +1

    Anyone who thinks it's morally ok to sell drugs has never OD'd or known anyone who lost their fight with addiction. Drug dealer's should be charged with conspiracy to commit murder if they're caught with fentanyl

  • @justinroux1610
    @justinroux1610 2 роки тому +122

    Isnt it funny how fred in other scooby doo shows is actually pretty smart like building elaborate traps and is on par with velma on intelligence

    • @walter4180
      @walter4180 2 роки тому +4

      You're thinking older scooby doo
      He's been a himbo for years

    • @lightdarksoul2097
      @lightdarksoul2097 2 роки тому +4

      I wouldn't say he was on par but he was sensible

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 2 роки тому +6

      @@walter4180he’s been a himbo very recently. He’s been the original Fred longer than he’s been himbo Fred. Which is weird because everyone acts like Fred has always been a himbo when he wasn’t

  • @mynaemismoos
    @mynaemismoos 2 роки тому +45

    It is a rare day when the left and the right can agree on something. Thanks, Velma, for uniting America once again.

    • @coffeebean_tamer
      @coffeebean_tamer 2 роки тому +5

      Velma unintentionally made America Great Again lol 😂😂😂

    • @MohAzir-lh1zx
      @MohAzir-lh1zx 2 роки тому

      Left is ruining everything

  • @Lordgrayson
    @Lordgrayson 2 роки тому +44

    The teen movie trope is a crush selling something they care for to buy what the girl needs and gifting it too her. There is no blackmail involved, the girl just usually figures out how much the boy feels for her and realizes that she does too. It's entirely her decision to date him

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 2 роки тому +12

      Leave it to Mindy Kaling to make an arguably cute movie trope weird and bitter 🫠

    • @Lordgrayson
      @Lordgrayson 2 роки тому

      @@nzingahendricks4128 It's what happens when you give creative control to someone who is openly a shitty human being(mindy kaling is pretty clearly racist and sexist)

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 2 роки тому +1

      Damn you, MINDYYYYY

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 2 роки тому

      @@nzingahendricks4128 so I get the impression that Mindy Kaling is a closeted lesbian feminist "woke" upper class poc who hates men. Is that just me?

  • @zetsho
    @zetsho 2 роки тому +1

    I hate shows like this cuz they make execs think "diversity bad" instead of "bad writing bad" and then we get good shit being rejected or whatever.

  • @agsmashups
    @agsmashups 2 роки тому +240

    Appreciate the Glenn Howerton moment. Man is brilliant and I’m so heartbroken lowkey for him to know his newest project outside sunny is bombing. He deserves better goddamnit

    • @domm5715
      @domm5715 2 роки тому

      Fax

    • @slightlycynical4308
      @slightlycynical4308 2 роки тому +11

      He was the one thing i looked forward too, he's not bad, but the material he's working with is the problem

    • @Packitagain.
      @Packitagain. 2 роки тому +3

      A.P. Bio wasn't awful

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 2 роки тому

      Well to be fair he wasn’t a writer he is just acting.

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 2 роки тому

      @@Packitagain. also flopped though

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 2 роки тому +284

    A spin off of Scooby Doo without Scooby Doo is destined to fail and indeed it is

    • @dark-blue87
      @dark-blue87 2 роки тому +21

      I'm waiting for them to write Transformers without the robots... that's bound to be a hit!!!

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 2 роки тому +9

      @@dark-blue87 and Tom & Jerry but without Tom nor Jerry.

    • @dark-blue87
      @dark-blue87 2 роки тому +1

      @Wikan Saktianto It'd be two non-white woke animals chasing each other.

    • @skillzorz101
      @skillzorz101 Рік тому +2

      And somehow, that's the least of this show's problems.

    • @plaguedoctorj.c4963
      @plaguedoctorj.c4963 Рік тому +4

      It didn't fail, because somehow it's getting a 2nd season

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +175

    Just as well Scooby won't appear in this train wreck, they'd probably butcher him completely as well.

    • @bhasty1
      @bhasty1 2 роки тому +11

      He will be in it next season according to the showrunners. God help Scoob.

    • @johan13135
      @johan13135 2 роки тому +18

      @@bhasty1 The shitty show will be cancelled before the next season

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +17

      If Scooby was in there they would turn him into a chihuahua 😂

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 2 роки тому +2

      I couldn't even finish the first episode. Just revisit Zombie Island or even Scoobynatural.

    • @doveeee
      @doveeee 2 роки тому +13

      They turned him into a human chick if I remember correctly

  • @kboi1170
    @kboi1170 2 роки тому +6

    So, I 200% agree that the word “woke” has become so overused it’s completely eye rolling. With that being said though I really don’t understand how people still somehow think that Hollywood doesn’t force their beliefs into the shows/movies they make… like I’m just gonna be honest here, this show is bad, but it’s literally only as bad as “Santa Inc” or the “Charlie’s Angels” reboot (neither of which received nearly as much hate as this show did). Hollywood feeds us this absolutely horrendous “white men bad” slop all the time, the only difference is that Velma just so happened to be noticed by more people outside of the Conservative and “anti-sjw” crowd is all.

  • @lorenzomaxey1165
    @lorenzomaxey1165 2 роки тому +170

    The jokes in this 25min video are far superior to the entire show