THE SAND - A Hilariously Bad Horror Movie
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OH MY GOD ELVIS THANK YOU!😭😭 *muah*
GUYS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!
There's my guy. You're famous now Jerry, hope to see you in movies soon !
Thanks Jerry...thank you
well boys we did it, we found Jerry
Its actually jerry
Hey jerry
They’re basically just playing the floor is lava.
With Girls in Bikinis edition!
community did it better lol
@@ThatSquidYT On roller skates in outer space
Just get up Marsha!
Yeah, but it’s with that one kid that has to make up stupid rules that don’t even exist.
So they were drunk enough to:
-ignore thousands of screams
-not get freaked out by Cthulhu and Goku’s egg baby
-and fall asleep standing up
I believe it.
Seems legit
We’ve all been there.
First how did ThEy all get that drunk and not just one
And that's a fact
Somehow I already know that your smooch for Jerry will be the scariest part of this review...
omg its one topic
Onetopic Pog
Gamer moment?
Topicky Wopicky! not expect to see you here :)
@Gary Hall agree call 911
to be fair, if my friends said "yo don't touch the sand! it's killing people!"
I'd trust them, mainly because I'd rather trust them than be killed by sand.
I’d rather be the idiot that fell for the prank than the idiot who died not listening lol
@@CaileyMcMcKenna exactly
@@CaileyMcMcKenna Literally
@@CaileyMcMcKenna in hindsight, yeah. but 99% of us would immediately think its a hoke
Same I’d rather live as a fool then die a fool
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. And it also kills you sometimes.
Star wart
@@rendytias5866 Sand wars
San-d diego would like to have a word with you
That fact that this is true because if you are dumb enough you could die from quick sand
Sometimes i eat Sand
Cop: Oh whoops! Dropped my keys. *grabs entire chunk of sand*
Underrated
That's not what you do when you drop your keys? Dropped my keys *grabs chunk of sidewalk*
He lives with the rare condition of Squidward Tentpoleitis to where it's hard for him to pick things up because of past trauma with claw machines
@@StudlyFudd13 lol
His hand is a claw machine on it's own
The idea itself isn't even that dumb it's just horrendously executed.
Tremors is an example of a well executed movie
Like this
The idea of some giant squid monster with magic tentacles hijacking the sand and using it to kill off unsuspecting beach goers isn't that dumb indeed.
I listened to a creepypasta about a similar topic, it was really good
Like a giant sand lion or something alike, but I guess star wars already did that
the hot dog scene was maybe the smartest move ever done by a horror movie character in any horror movie ive ever seen. maybe
You know what would have made it smarter if they cut those hot dogs in half Doubling the radius
They could've cut them smaller bc they kinda gotta eat
I watched this movie, randomly, with my almost 70 year old mother; she was laughing so hard she was actually in tears. I think that is the best review I can give.
Comedy just can't beat these B rated horror movies.
@@TacSon yes they do make me laugh more than most comedys
@@TacSon I believe you mean Z movie
I wish my grandma could enjoy a film. She doesn't watch anything.
Me too. It's a total comedy
There's a movie called The Rubber. The description is "a car tire comes to life with the ability to make people explode. It goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert."
Omg i-
Please show me this :o this is INCREDIBLE
Its self aware tho
Rubber was ok.
@@endinessendiness7842 the point is, that its wierd
This movie is Anakin's worst nightmare.
*i don't like sand its course, rough and it gets every where*
i’m glad i’m not the only StarWars fan here!
Neo Chilly oopp
OhItsTom his is only 3mins faster if u don't update the chat while watching it just happens it's not stolen
This and Kindergarten Cop.
Watching a bad horror movie with a group of friends is the best thing ever. It somehow becomes 10x funnier compared to watching alone
thats if you have a group of friend
@@k_krabco9562 lol
If you have friends, sure. I can imagine that.
House of the Dead is the perfect bad horror movie for that kind of action.
That’s pretty much every bad movie, something like Velocipastor is ten times funnier if you have friends
Every bad movie Elvis covers is basically just “don’t ask questions”
"You'll have no idea what is happening in this movie, Because neither are we!"
-Movie production team probably
"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." Anakin Skywalker.
Clicked only for this
Me too
Same
Hi merasmus
I think Anakin Skywalker is right
-Abraham Lincoln
I quite like the concept of tentacles (giant jellyfish) coming from the sand and slowly evolving and whenever you touch the sand the carnivorous acidic will slowly dissolve you and you get pulled under. But the character's acting, decisions, and literally barely any actual action or progress of the film are just... *inhales then pushes the director and storywriter into the sand*
Can you watch “big ass spider” yes it’s actually called big ass spider.
Yes please
Agreed.
Also, your name threw me off. Nicccceee
What's it about?
I kinda like that movie tbh
"Arractive people, and a fat guy."
My friends and me summed up.
Why are you watching a rat...
@@ratinabagofchips3657 Why are you in a bag of chips?
@@James-rs6uh cuz I like chips and wanna know something else....
I'M IN YOUR BAG OF CHIPS MUHAHAHAHA
You shouldnt be that mean to your friend there, I’m sure he’s not fat. He’s just long time full.
@@setlerking got that appetite
The monster left cuz he realized how stupid the protagonists where
He was like bruh really, you guys are no fun.
*Were
@@bloodyax8070 Whar is wrong with ur name?
The replies is some trippy shit here.
Pretty hypocritical of it
Whole day passes and NO ONE comes to the beach on a nice sunny day? People falling asleep standing up is more believable.
Actually, it looks like the monster just wants to eat organic stuff, so when it feels boots, it just loses interest, it doesn't even try to pull it in, but when it realizes that inside that inorganic cover there's an organic blob, it pulls everything in. Quite consistent with the surfboards.
Banana.
Oh and also how did it find the Guy in the barrel
@@enderkatze6129 Either plot hole (most likely) or the barrel was without a bottom. The rest of the movie seems consistent enough, even though I'll never be sure because it sucks and I'll never see it XD
@@TheDahaka1 yeah, plotholes.
@@enderkatze6129 I imagine its from his blood leaking out onto the sand and it discovered the source
Rest in peace Cleo Berry, the fat guy should never have died to this alien because he was safe where he was until "plot"
Lol why would you say RIP Cleo Berry? I thought the actor died and felt guilty for a second
I don’t get why he died he was the best character
This Movie was filmed in 17 days, with a $25 Million dollar budget.
WHAT?
No kidding? I guess that the Drug Cartels have found new ways of laundering money...
25 Million!? They are at some random beach with effects that they probably made in a few hours. No big actors or even good scripts... where did all the money go? :I
Shit man, I would've made this in two days and 100 dollars in snacks for the actors.
Gotta wash that money really clean
Meanwhile, I can't get my SCP found footage filmed for 10k
Umm I looked it up... I don’t think it was a $25 million budget. All the sites said it had a small, meager budget and the only site that mentioned that the $25 million was amazon. However they only said “If you’re looking for something with a $25 million dollar budget, you won’t find it.”.
Disclaimer: I've never seen this movie and this video is my first exposure to it.
I think it's not using the tentacles could be explained by the fact is barely a day old, I think it's just growing and learning, the tentacles may start out as pubic hairs and slowly (or quickly depending on how you think about it) turn into big tentacles. perhaps if the movie was better written that would explain that, or maybe the director wants you to think about it yourself?
The same goes for what it chooses to grab, it may not have been aware that people were on the surfboard, or that the cop (who was the only person wearing shoes in the entire movie) was wearing shoes.
As for them taking forever to open the trunk, or figure out to wrap towels around their feet, do you really think the kind of people attending a party like this and falling asleep in a convertible with the top down in the middle of a beach are that bright?
Honestly, I feel like if the movie was rewritten, recast, had better special effects, and had a little bit of thought put into it, it could have had the bones of a really good movie.
Also, I think nearly the entire movie taking place on a tiny patch of beach was a dumb idea as well, I feel like it would have done better if it maybe took place on a private island resort or something, they could have spent the entire movie trying to figure out how to get off the island (devise a plan to get to a boat on a dock to find out the battery doesn't work etc.), maybe it wasn't in the budget?
I really think a big plothole is that no one came looking for the cop all day who presumably had a patrol route that someone would have checked out when he didn't show up at the end of the day, But I digress.
*TLDR:*
I really think this movie is a case of good idea, bad execution, but, the execution was so bad in this case that some people mistake the movie for a bad idea altogether.
There's my 373-word mini-essay.
Movie bad.
movie had a 100 dollar budget
@@themarksman4557well that explains why it was so shit
Nobody's going to read this comment 😂
@@mizzsassy-ow7uf 124 people have dear
"Guys we used all the budget! How will we make the special effects?"
"I got some spaghetti and my kid has some slime"
this deserves more likes than it has
This movie would've been greatly improved if the fat guy was the only survivor.
I agree. Or at least had a bigger role in saving people.
Agreed, everyone’s eaten by a beach but this dude just rolls off
Or the better option, Gilbert the barrel man.....is the monster
You've given me a great idea for a horror movie
@Jaiden Cuntapay A sort of Outlast situation, where it's more about surviving long amounts of time rather than dealing with an external force. Haven't fleshed out the details yet, but I'm on my way now
"The Floor Is Lava!"
"Nah, that's a bad idea for a horror movie."
"How about we do the same thing but instead of floor it's sand, and instead of lava..... it's hair."
"That's awesome"
Nah, that's not what happened, THIS is what happened: "hey man I saw a cool video last night about a tentacle monster doing weird flipping stuff to a girl." " Sounds cool dude, what if we make it a horror movie?" "Yeah sure, sounds cool" "yeah yeah let's do this" "yeah cool cool yes movie me make yes" and that's what happened
Dammit I just commented something like this without looking at the other comments.
Its just Tremors but worse.
@MrDjBigZ the floor is lava (:not really I dont know what you are talking about )
@MrDjBigZ oh ok
For the inconsistencies with the big Tenticals
Theory: the thing basically just got born so I mean it’s like learning to walk but in monster form
Man has the neural net cpu
"I hate The Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker, Film Reviewer
i hate dust
I hate xenos
yes. it is.
@@SHADOW17018 I don't want it building up in my home
I've barely starting the video and this comment already has me rolling XD
The true horror of this movie is the psychological trauma it caused Anakin.
found ya
Daddy 😫
i hate sand
@@ithilan when it gets in your shoe 🤮
You're early
“I don’t wanna die with a dick on my face” is a perfectly legitimate sentiment. Good writing 10/10
You got a 100 likes, but you didnt get any replies, WHAT?
Hi
Well, it does have "comedy" listed as one of it's genres, so that's understandable. But unfortunately they didn't have "parody" listed as one of the genres
2 out of 10
-i would- i agree
You'd be amazed how drunk people sleep in weird ways. One of my older brothers got drunk and went to sleep on the floor in the kitchen. When people tried to going in, he'd tell people to get out of his bedroom
They should've called this movie: No Shirt No Shoes No Living.
Yes I petition they changed the name to this. I bet it would sell better.
I’d see that movie in a heartbeat!
That's an actually good name
lo
l
Dude, they weren’t just drunk. They were taking every drug in existence.
Even flakka??? 😅
@@Jr.car06 yes
@@Jr.car06 he said “every” so ye
They vaped once
This is your brain on drugs.
I knew a guy who past out against a radiator and in the morning his skin was burnt to it. We had to rip his skin literally off, to get him freed. He was only super drunk btw. So yeah honestly if you get fucked up enough, you apparently can fall asleep anywhere.
My life was so much better before I read this.
oh god no why did I visualize it thats so terrible
it happened to a friend of mine too, who felt asleep next to a campfire. his feet got glued to the stones around.
i was so bixtooned once i almost fell asleep/passed out in a snowbank and probably would have froze to death if the cops didnt wake me and send me home lol lol
This did not happen
If I was in this situation I would've tried to get the cop to arrest me and bring me back to civilization in his safe car. Like "yes, you are right, I AM high on illegal substances and you should bring me to the station"
If John Carpenter, for example, remade this, the premise could work really well, I think.
I wish John would.
Yeah, it's actually a cool concept, it just needed better execution.
I know nobody is gonna get this reference but terramorphis anyone
Exactly what I was thinking. Some psychological horror could really boost this concept.
@@Redemption-cj4jk hell yeah ,how about hyperius
“I hate sand, it’s coarse rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere”
Another happy landing
Hello there
The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities, some consider to be UNNATURAL.
@@ILikeSnow39 General Kenobi!!
@@Klr-zm1rf General Grievous.......
You're shorter than I expected.
Wow, Kinetic Sand really upped their game.
Underrated comment
Omg lol 😂
Hahha
*KINETIC SUPER SAMD*
@@gasterstanley1510 YES.
the most interesting thing about this movie is to show how being in a famous disney show doesn't save you from poor career choices
I just realized that they literally were like "lets make the floor is lava but we need a reason for the girls to be in bikinis".
So this is why Anakin hates sand, he was talking about this movie
Maybe?!
I don’t like lovecrafts pubes, they’re course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313 😂😂😂
Baywatch is also just shit.
@@slevinchannel7589 touché
I think the reason why the big tentacle didn’t come out earlier in the movie is because it had a massive hangover because people kept spilling bear on the sand lol
I always thought it was constantly evolving which is why as the movie goes on the monster becomes more and more deadly
nope just a massive hangover that it
@@tigs7774 im mean with how drunk they must of been probably true
Didn't know bears were alcoholic drinks. 😄
Ches Beta did i spell it wrong my bad
The thing is if you're on the beach you tend to wear something on your feet, like trainers or shoes because otherwise you're standing on jelly fish, crabs, shells, rocks and sharp bits and bobs from the sea, not to mention glass.
Yeah, did none of them wear crocs or sandals? Like not even mentioned
So- I know another horrible horror movie.
Killer sofa.
It's a New Zealand movie about a chair that kills people. It's so bad it's good.
HE HAS TO REVIEW IT
I need a review of this
What about the attack of killer tomatoes?
Underrated comment get it to the top
I heard of a hulu original about killer hair
Something about Elvis making fun of movies with Nick Cage in the background gives me unlimited enjoyment
* Plastic raft *
Monster: ah shit cant get into this
* Metal barrel *
Monster: *o fuck yeah*
Obviously it was rusted on the bottom. Come on now lol.
@@Brisco_County_Jr still, its a PLASTIC RAFT.
@@anintellectual1637 it was sarcasm. Still one of the best comedies on Tubi.
When I watched the film it's not entirely clear but there are hints throughout that the beast has been slowly eating him through the bottom of the barrel since the start.
its allways the fat guy that dies
Elvis has the cutest laugh. Always laughs and looks down and to the side. 😂
I love how stubborn that monster is bc he stayed on that beach for at least a day for like 5 people and then all of a sudden he just doesn't care anymore and leaves
The cost of the film: 2 hot dogs and $20
maybe just one hot dog, they could have washed the sand off and reused it.
@@rottencandy2675 idk why but that made me laugh
@@rottencandy2675 The funniest part is that actually could be true lmfao
I would've made better effects on that budget
And peanuts and boiled eggs at the snack table.
"Attractive people"... "Looks like Yandere Dev"
Pick one
Apparently some girls find him attractive so...
Why can’t I pick both
@@Mr_Green2178 Mr Alex is far from attractive my g
Fun Fact:I'm the Only Gay Guy In 100 Miles
@@saganadams1542 thats nice but nobody asked
I bleached my Pubes once while drunk and yeah, it did kinda look like this Alien tentacle monster...
The cop: oh guess I dropped mah keys. Lemme just LITERALLY GRAB DA WHOLE DAM BEACH
He got ate like a key lime pie.
Guys don’t bully him the keys are a size 9
I shouldn't have laughed at this
Lol
Anakin Skywalker: "YOU HAVE BROUGHT 'IT' HERE TO KILL ME"
PREQUEL MEMES
lol
If you were going to make a dumb planet fights joke, why not a "high ground" joke? It fits for the movie
When elvis said, "Just for you Jerry.." I got terrified and saw the profile. I was in the clear
you weren’t the only one who was terrified 😏
@@jerrysuaste9519 your the messiah!
@@jerrysuaste9519 JERRY
@@jerrysuaste9519 JERRY YOU SON OF A BIT-......
* chants* Jerry jerry jerry
*Party going strong*
"Hey I found this alien egg thing!"
*stoner goes home*
"Oh my god we're dying!"
-everyone dies-
-post credits-
*Stoner takes a rip from a bong*
"Whoa, scoobie doo is a great dane..."
*I swear you can literally make a horror movie with a title like "the rock" or "the gacha machine"*
No god please no, not a Gacha Life Movie!!!
@@connaghward1582 please no gacha heat. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
There's a horror movie titled "The Tire" and "The Snowman"
@@kayneedlinson725 I was just thinking of the horror movie Rubber. I think that's what you are thinking of. It's about an evil tire. Classic humor in that one
@@AlanTuringWannabe Yeah, that one. Thx mate
"It's got the strength of a million men behind those puebs"
LOOL
The most unbelievable thing about this is that they slept on a beach without burning grotesquely.
1:19
I literally screamed out "IS THAT A BIG-ASS COSMIC NUTSACK?"
Bro this is actually a badass idea. If it wasn’t for the terrible effects writing and acting and the big tentacles it’s genuinely a cool idea and it’s cool that it takes place in broad daylight in one location. Like it’s terrible execution but this would be an awesome premise if it was well done.
Yeah, I thought this movie also was a good idea but had bad execution.
Btw it’s already been made, it’s called “Tremors” starring Kevin Bacon
It should have modeled something like The Ruins which is about a sentient evil vine that covers a south American temple in the jungle
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 "Tremors" did not have my beloved sand pubes!!!... And Marsha wasn't there!!!. . .. What are ya tryin to sell here, BigCoyote?? LMAO
I think it could have been done well, too! But then have ya seen "The Dirt"??? Montley Crue probably has the craziest stories known to man.... Yet...wrong director, wrong actors... Hmmmm
(What could have been).... Yeah... "The Sand", "The Dirt".... THE GARBAGE!
...wth, hollyweird? Quit messing up stuff that could have been cool! Oh, and maybe do Stephen King right too once in a while! LoL!
Cthulhu's Testicle is going to be my band name
@• nanzor • 2025. Will be titled after the name of H.P. Lovecrafts cat
@• nanzor • if that doesn't go over well, we'll name our band Provocative Taxidermy instead, first single will be Cat Yowling. We'll use washboards and a triangle.
that's a pretty kickass name for a band. you have my blessing.
Sounds like a new disease where your testicle tear apart
@@07_danishwistara29 omg I’m uncomfortable
They should make another movie called The Ocean and then make a crossover movie where they fight each other in an epic battle
At least the ocean would be scary. I'm terrified of the ocean
@@nathangreen4539 Thalassophobe gang
@@mr.goldfish1530 Swimming near a whale is legitimately one of the scariest things I can think of off the top of my head
@@mr.goldfish1530 Yyeeeeessss
@@nathangreen4539
Agreed you feel like a insect.
First of all! Who TF grabs their keys like a Claw Machine Game @14:14?!
That is all. Awesome video btw.
And on a beach, he’s literally just grabbing a handful of sand
Ok, I’m 250% sure this movie was mislabeled, it should be “comedy”
*Mwah* yas mah unknown friend
Would have made the movie wayyyyy better...
horredy.... might be better... since the "classic" horror movie genre is so full of comedy.
Nah, this is to sad to be a comedy
*drama
Everyone, at one point in their lives, notices the cardboard cutout of Nick Cage in the background for the first time and will never forget it.
Lol now I have
And?
Lel
it has been there for a couple of time
this might ACTUALLY be worse than all those horrible shark movies Elvis watched one time
What do you mean? The shark movies were amazing
@@average_enjoyer exactly that's why it's worse
Hi Sadie. How’s South Africa? U miss John?
I really love this movie since it's intentionally bad, except it looks like they tried which is miserable
@@sk8rot that sentence hurt my depression in a bad way
It sucks because the idea of a monster in the sand that eats people sounds so cool
I was a script reader in LA when this screenplay landed on my desk. Honestly, it was one of the best I'd ever read at my job.
What people don't understand is that most scripts aren't awful or even bad. They're mostly just "meh". The hardest part about reading them is deciding whether it's worth the effort trying to fix them or just take it as is and hope it comes out better in production.
The Sand was different. Reading this script was literally like getting paid to read a great horror novel. I fucking loved it right off the bat. Because it's a survival horror movie that managed to set up it's whole scenario; characters, setting, monster, etc, in less than TEN PAGES. 10 pages of a 100+ page script, that's all it took to get into the survival horror you came for.
Even better, it did so believably and intelligently. It all made sense. How do we get teens to an isolated area? Spring Break, at a beach where they can make as much noise as they want and no one will report them to the lifeguards. How do we prevent them from calling for help? Opening shot is shakicam establishing, then the phone camera is put away with all the other phones so the party doesn't end up on social media and get anyone in trouble. The phones spend the rest of the movie in the *trunk of the car they're in* which still renders them unobtainable. Things I'd never had to think about until this script; "man, it's pretty much impossible to get into the trunk of a car without touching the ground. Why can't they leave? They all wake up in the jeep that's been supplying a source of light all night. Battery dies just as the first of them wakes up. What's after them? Something that came out of debris they'd thrown on the bonfire. Why is no one else around after a full-on beach party? They all passed out, mostly on the sand. The only survivors are the teens who ended up someplace off. Jeep, lifeguard station, and one poor bastard in a trash can. How does the first victim not realize there's a monster immediately? The only clues afforded to them are an empty beach littered with clothes. Which, for a beach party, is anything but strange. How does the horror scenario kick off and establish what's trying to kill them? The first person who wakes up tries to leave the jeep. Aaaand, cue horrific death being digested, thus waking everyone else up and starting the survival story proper.
All of that in 10 pages of screenplay. And the salt in the wound of the whole scenario is that if it weren't for the fact that no one wears shoes to a beach party, they could all walk away safely. It's like having hope dangled in front of you for a whole movie, but with the understanding that if your plan goes awry, you will die a very slow & painful death.
Yeah, the movie ended up being pretty cheesy, but I stand by the script.
Ah interesting
when you say it like that. yeah I can see it
Stuff like this proves that execution is just as important than the concept itself. If the concept is great, but the execution is shitty, it’s gonna be shitty despite the concept.
I actually thought as I was watching the video that there's a really good movie In this concept. Something along the lines of The Ruins meets Tremors.
I'm glad you said this. In a concept for a cosmic/lovecraftian horror gore film, it sounds interesting and fun.
As what Elvis pointed out, it's VERY lacking with its attention to detail, consistency, and most of all believe-ability. (I know the last part is kind of an ironic thing to say because from what I learned about Cosmic/Lovecraftian Horror is that it's the fear of the unknown and things beyond human comprehension. Still, if Japan can make the first Godzilla more believe-able and realistic, this movie can be, too.)
It would've been a solid film if the filmmakers put in a lot more thought for beating this monster. For example, maybe the more the monster feeds, the sand will pulse as if it's absorbing nutrients, and it's rapidly growing. Its "pubes" will grow longer, making it more difficult for that one guy to traverse over the surf board, or even to wear shoes, because it would grab your ankles, tear the skin off of them or worse. And as it continues to feed, eventually, the pulses will feel much larger as if it's grown MUCH bigger, and that's when we see the tentacles. That would also bring light to another conflict involving incoming visitors arriving at the beach, having no idea of what's waiting for them, and the trapped survivors will have to scream at them to stay away, only for them to be laughed at. Then, the poor saps will fall to their demise and make it grow, further endangering the survivors' lives.
Just a few thoughts.
This movie looks very coarse, rough, and irritating.
It seems to get everywhere too.
@@KingofYggdrasil r/woosh
@@kitsune1298 not a woooosh
@@KingofYggdrasil I don’t think you understood what I was talking about.
@@KingofYggdrasil yessir
Watching this reminded me of “it stains the sands red” a bad movie about a girl being followed through the desert by a single zombie that she’s too scared to fight lol
That’s sounds like a good idea for a movie, shame that it didn’t do that good
@@s.p.u.d.7535 I’m trying to find a way to watch it again
*The walking bad*
Husks from Minecraft
15:15 I guess the logic would be that it has to identify you as a living prey, the moment it does it grabs whatever
That guy that gets his face eaten at the beginning was also the guy that played the green ranger in power rangers samurai, and I find that very funny
Guess he didn’t have time to use symbol power
He could not use the power of the bear megazord
Mike!!!! Use your samuraiser!!!!
I miss power rangers samurai
Bro forgot he could morph
It’s ANOTHER “Tremors” movie! Can we call this one- Tremors: The Son Of A Beach ?
At least now we know what happened to Jamie Kennedy's character from Tremors now. Lol
Yes all we need is Kevin bacon to finally come back
Burnt gumfur
Holy shit, the IQ of all the characters combined is almost 100!
It doesn’t even go to 25
10*
@@khumokwezimashapa2245 not even five
@@prettymiami8769 three count
They all share a braincell
I mean, I kind of like the concept of a Lovecraftian horror that hides itself under the sand and starts dragging people to their deaths - but like... not like this...
I've always thought that deserts could be a terrifying place for a horror, with the already extreme natural environment and lack of all resources, but all I can really think of is The Hills Have Eyes. This ain't it though.
I won't lie, i want this movie to be remade, or at least someone grab the concept of a monster that kills you if you step inside a certain area.
Everything else can go to hell, but I want that "the floor is lava" concept to be used properly
Try watching Tremors.
@@tomato2988
Watched all 3 Tremors movies.
I'm talking more Lovecraftian monstrosity, not giant worm.
@@OtakuJuanma2 Try Boyhood.
@@OtakuJuanma2 there is at least 5 tremors movies, they may have made a sixth
There's already stuff like this.
Heck, its even a game-mechanic since decades.
Go search for it.
I bet that strange addiction girl who eats sand wouldn’t even like this movie...
In Soviet Strange Addiction, sand eats you
Lmao
Also, how Filthy Frank portrays the Middle East.
“We eat sand for breakfast.”
“Boy, sand sure is delicious!”
This is literally tremors just a thousand times worse.
Aye man tremors slaps lol
Damn it Vicky
Tremors but the characters are extremely stupid and the monster isn't as scary.
I feel like you've never properly been blackout drunk.
Glad I found this channel. Love it
The whole floor is lava idea is actually a great idea for a one-location movie, just needed to be executed well.
Check out Creepshows The Raft segment- kind of the same idea done well
Can't believe how oblivious this dude is.
Nicholas Cage is literally behind him
Bruh he dumb the monster is evolving
Anakin: "I don't like sand"
Watches The Sand
Goes to kill the creator of the film
He will kill them like the younglings
Not just the men, but the women and children too
Not just the writers but the actors and the animators too
Me: "Is that Mitchell Musso?"
Elvis: "He was also in Hannah Montana."
Me: "It's Mitchell Musso!" :v
Always kinda wondered what he's been up to. xD Now I know.
Anakin was trying to warn us this whole time😳
He was all the time correct
@@Rex-hc1ec he was always right, that means.... We need to commit war crimes.
@@denisjankovic2164 TIME TO SLAY THE YOUNG
I scrolled down in search of that joke!😄
Lmao
this movie is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Most under rated comment 😂
Just like your dad.
Ah, I came looking for this comment *chefs kiss
Stark Trek quote. Said by Captain Jack Sparrow in 1931
Alrighty trooper
It’s sad. I like the idea of the sand tentacle alien. But these characters and the story were so stupid.
Imagine a decent sci-fi movie with scientists trying to learn about the alien and how to defeat it. And trying to keep stupid Karen civilians off the beach like the idiots in jaws.
The sand will eat you, and even if you do get torn away from it, you’re poisoned. So they’ve got to find a cure, too.
It could be campy lovecraftian fun
Tremors
@@akshaydalvi1534 that’s a worm. Not the sand itself tho
That sounds like a way better story than 'The Sand'.
It would be a good movie
Sadly, the producers had the budget of a mcdonalds menu
@@tabiibat in this film the alien in the sand kill people not the sand itself
"What do you get when you take Baywatch, and take some lovecraftion horror, and put it in a cauldron"
Hentai
I also like sand. But not this type of sand
Why? Its coarse, its rough and it gets everywhere.
I like sand
@@canondead1943 I am glad someone agrees with me
@@joshyzburton1458 Damnit you beat me to it! Lol
I like you too (:
This horror movie would only be scary to Anakin Skywalker
Maybe it's the origin story of the pit of sarlaac
Don't forget Boba fett too, even though he survived, but still
@@stevenbaker8184 tru dat
Ooooo or maybe it’s like a second baby pit of sarlaac that landed on earth and the dumbasses found it
@@doobie0635 ooooooooooooooooooooooo
The sand sounds like one of those "horror movies" you watch on the most off brand channel that has ads every single second.
Basically syfy to be honest
Man I really miss the old scifi channel before they changed it to syfy and ruined everything.
I actually watched this a long time ago on exactly that, so its not like that, it is that
@@peacockrerun5580 what's syfy?
@Dillon Sudduth true
IT was SO terrible it was GREAT. Dead serious
Maybe the question isn’t how much alcohol they consumed but what alcohol they consumed.
or what was in the alcohol they consumed like drugs
Meth
...and where we can find some...
Crystal meth
No the real question is how did they consume it
I don't like this movie, is corse, irritating and it gets everywhere.
And the teens had the highground
Star wars
"It's over, tentacle monster. I have the high ground."
A suprise to be sure but a welcome one
That’s a star wars reference
"The Sand! It's eating them! And then it's going to eat ME! ...OH MY GOOODDD!!!"
I'm getting MsBreezy vibes from your comment.
!yikes!
@@ultimatecloth4993 zoinks!
😏
@@keymaster430 jinkies
The "Yandere Dev" lookin' ass is Mitchel Musso. He was also in Pair of Kings😂
"Cthulhu's testicle" 🤣🤣 I laughed harder then I should have.
I already killed the eye and the brain of cthulhu lol
@@ArchangelKnight. get ready for the floating cthulhu testicle
So thats what Patrick's giant ball of gum looks like in real life.
Pppoop
Lol
Yes Drago
The worst part is that this could have potentially been an interesting concept in the hands of a competent director
I always think of like what makes this movie even funnier is the fact it's a lot of green screen so they're just kinda screaming at nothing. LIke watching Supergirl or the flash outtakes/behind the scenes moments.
it makes it ten times more hilarious.
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