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  • How would you get out of being conscripted?
    Translated by: ‪@Pan_Damjanek‬
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  • @RobReacts1
    @RobReacts1  Місяць тому +5

    If you are enjoying my reactions to all things Poland, make sure you go and watch out trips to Poland on our vlog channel Charlie & Rob and subscribe! We have vlogs from Gdansk, Kraków, Warszawa and Wrocław.
    ua-cam.com/play/PLw4JaWCFm7FeHG7Ad5PtaZzoYd1Vq5EXW.html

  • @user-eb6id4bi9r
    @user-eb6id4bi9r Місяць тому +56

    Mandatory conscription in Poland is suspended since 2010, not cancelled.

  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck Місяць тому +68

    Not gonna lie, whoever translated the jokes did a good job. This was a rough one to keep coherent.

    • @seeker_-_
      @seeker_-_ Місяць тому +2

      Exactly. That was a really good translation.

    • @Pan_Damjanek
      @Pan_Damjanek Місяць тому +2

      Thanks man, appreciated :D

    • @d.l.3530
      @d.l.3530 Місяць тому +1

      Do you think so? I found it not very accurately translated in some places. Not even the name of the battleship was correct. "ORP Grom" should be translated as "HMS Thunder", not "HMS Lightning".

    • @Pan_Damjanek
      @Pan_Damjanek Місяць тому +1

      @@d.l.3530 its no fun to translate it literally. I didn't find any British warship of the class named HMS Thunder, I know very well of HMS Lightning, hence the reference

    • @d.l.3530
      @d.l.3530 Місяць тому

      @@Pan_Damjanek O, zrobiłes tłumaczenie?
      Aha, chciałeś, żeby rzeczywiście istniał brytyjski statek o tej samej nazwie. Teraz rozumiem!
      Nie zrozum mnie źle. Dla ludzi, którzy chcą po prostu zrozumieć znaczenie, twoje tłumaczenie jest bardzo dobre. Ponieważ jest to bardziej pomocne w nauce języka obcego, ja lubię tłumaczenie tak dosłownego, jak to tylko możliwe.

  • @maciekszymanski8340
    @maciekszymanski8340 Місяць тому +11

    I had the dubious pleasure of participating as a potential conscript in such a meeting. It was much funnier, especially since it was true.

  • @MSStudio73
    @MSStudio73 Місяць тому +14

    1st conscript - Robert Górski, author of the sketch and leader of the KMN Cabaret
    2nd conscript - Rafał Zbieć
    3rd conscript - Przemysław Borkowski
    Army officer - Mikołaj Cieślak

  • @Ookami88
    @Ookami88 Місяць тому +10

    I have a suggestion regarding a future video that you might like. There is a Polish artist that does solo and group shows, and you won't need any translations for him. The artist's name is Ireneusz Krosny and he's a mime. Before you say anything about it being a little lazy, let me tell you that this guy has probably an absolute power over his own body. He sometimes does things that you wouldn't believe. And his humor is clearly Polish in nature, despite him not saying a word.
    My only advice here, should you be interested in reacting to Ireneusz Krosny, is to make a compilation of several of his shows, like 2 or 3 of them in one video, otherwise your own reaction videos will be pretty short.
    Really recommend him. That guy is hilarious.

  • @maciejwisniewski760
    @maciejwisniewski760 Місяць тому +7

    The name (Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju) "Cabaret of Moral Anxiety" is modeled on the name of the movement in Polish cinema (Kino Moralnego Niepokoju) "Cinema of Moral Anxiety". One of the representatives of this trend is director Felix Falk. He made a film about the Polish army from the turn of the 1980s and 1990s, "Samowolka". This movie is on YT.

  • @kfor-pl6478
    @kfor-pl6478 Місяць тому +5

    I'm Polish and I was "forced" to join the Pilish army. I hated it first, but I liked it later on, as I was more itno it. Eventualy I live in UK, and if I knew , I end like this I would rather sign up and stay in the army. I could be retired by now after 25 years of service. Now I stuck in some bloody warehose in L'pool.

  • @kr0p3k_
    @kr0p3k_ Місяць тому +10

    Dziękuję za poranną dawkę humoru.

  • @elah1023
    @elah1023 Місяць тому +1

    Well spotted connection with "Black Adder". The best comedy show ever made. :)

  • @karolinalatko1802
    @karolinalatko1802 Місяць тому +5

    One of my favourite KMN videos 😂

  • @IGIpl805
    @IGIpl805 Місяць тому +7

    the one in Gdańsk is ORP Błyskawica (lightning) and it's not an battleship but a destroyer, ORP Grom (thunder) was sunk during WW2

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl Місяць тому +2

      Grom class destroyers, designed and build for Polish Navy by british shipyard
      ORP Grom (Thunder) and ORP Błyskawica (Lightning)
      There was also ORP Piorun (Thunderbolt/Lightning Bolt) an N-class destroyer lend from Royal Navy
      It helped with Clydebank defense against luftwaffe blitz, and later it took action with searching Bismark and spotted it and engages as first destroyer, while signaling it "I am a Pole". In 1946 it was returned to Royal Navy as HMS Noble.

  • @kacperhipis768
    @kacperhipis768 Місяць тому +2

    There are two great movies "Samowlka" and "Kroll" that show how did it look like to be in the army in the early 90s. There are very brutal and honest but worth to see it!

  • @magdalenaludwicka3800
    @magdalenaludwicka3800 Місяць тому +4

    Dzieki tobie przypominam sobie stare skecze

  • @kofeMW
    @kofeMW Місяць тому +10

    The names of Polish destroyers can be a bit confusing when translated into English. During World War II, we had destroyers named OORP Grom, Burza, Błyskawica, Wicher, Orkan and Piorun, if I remember correctly. And the translation is roughly as follows: Thunder, Storm, Lightning, Wind, Hurricane, Thunderbolt.

    • @BB-hx4mj
      @BB-hx4mj Місяць тому +1

      ORP not OORP

    • @kofeMW
      @kofeMW Місяць тому +1

      @@BB-hx4mj ORP stosuje się do jednego okrętu, OORP oznacza okręty.

    • @BB-hx4mj
      @BB-hx4mj Місяць тому

      @@kofeMW To nie robi sensu. ORP oznacza Okręt Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej. Co w takim razie oznacza skrót OORP?

    • @kofeMW
      @kofeMW Місяць тому

      @@BB-hx4mj Okręty Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej.

    • @d.l.3530
      @d.l.3530 Місяць тому

      ​@@kofeMW
      🤔
      Przegrałeś 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @grzesiek31
    @grzesiek31 Місяць тому +2

    I can't wait your reaction about Ani Mru Mru sketches about king and peasant, chinese restaurant, blind date, and even ventriloquist

  • @aniape9087
    @aniape9087 Місяць тому +1

    Fajnie, że tak swoim tłumaczysz polski humor ,
    jest jaki jest.Cieszę się,że starasz się to zrozumieć

  • @proosee
    @proosee Місяць тому +3

    It's in the same style as "Izba wytrzeźwień" - one my fav, but I'm not sure how it would survive translation.

  • @movemelody1
    @movemelody1 Місяць тому +2

    Fala w wojsku istniała za PRL-u i ta sadystyczna praktyka przeciągnęła się w na lata 90-te, kiedy jeszcze była zasadnicza służba wojskowa.

  • @mariolondyn50
    @mariolondyn50 Місяць тому +5

    I recomend KMN - " History of World " serial 😄.
    .... And pantomime man Ireneusz Krosny - e.g. " A knight and the princess " 😆 , " The evolution of dance "😄, " The conductor " 😄.

  • @tomaszkalicki4818
    @tomaszkalicki4818 20 днів тому

    Blackadder was hilarious XD . Thanks for reaction. 🙂

  • @maciejbaranowski8116
    @maciejbaranowski8116 Місяць тому +6

    Old times...

  • @Kali_Kali
    @Kali_Kali Місяць тому +2

    HMS in Poland is ORP (Okręt Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej) 🙂
    OORP (Okręty Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej) if several warships are listed successively.

  • @RISmu-_-06
    @RISmu-_-06 Місяць тому

    Super!!!❤

  • @Viperowy
    @Viperowy Місяць тому +1

    Prosiłbym o przetłumaczenie dla niego któregoś skeczu z kabaretu Hrabi 😅

  • @humandisorder3962
    @humandisorder3962 Місяць тому

    I love you Man😂😂😂😂😂
    Black adder is Czarna Żmija and is genius when i was 13-45

  • @jacekwysocki3365
    @jacekwysocki3365 18 днів тому

    ORP „Lightning” is Błyskawica by the way. ORP “Grom” is Thunder…

  • @MrWuYo
    @MrWuYo Місяць тому +1

    Ireneusz Krosny - W Filharmonii.
    You will not be disappointed 😁

  • @wiesawpyc7370
    @wiesawpyc7370 Місяць тому +3

    Missing a foot toe is proper reason to be rejected in army. I know at least two who were rejected for that. Cheers!

    • @seeker_-_
      @seeker_-_ Місяць тому

      Were they wobbly?

    • @adamlubieniecki
      @adamlubieniecki Місяць тому

      @@seeker_-_ phantom pain
      your muscle can cramp but all not only in feet
      your finger can cramp too and puff !

  • @jackelder4344
    @jackelder4344 Місяць тому +2

    The worst thing is that it was true.

  • @orlenc8142
    @orlenc8142 Місяць тому

    In the army they are not nice to you for one reason... when you are captured by the enemy and he tortures you, you feel at home.

  • @MBpnxnd
    @MBpnxnd Місяць тому +2

    Może to dla ciebie niezrozumiałe, ale ten skecz pokazuje lata 90. Wtedy każdy kto mógł unikał powołania z różnych powodów. Tylko debile chcieli isc wtedy do syfu, reszta kombinowała jak ja. LWP zhańbiło polski mundur wychodząc przeciw robotnikom i dlugo nie moglo zmyć tej skazy z munduru.

  • @spacefanspacefan1238
    @spacefanspacefan1238 Місяць тому +3

    Fala- "Wave" "Samowolka" 1993 r. Polski film fabularny. ua-cam.com/video/GX8zw8NPa-I/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OSPAA92

  • @DamianCzech-tp1jz
    @DamianCzech-tp1jz Місяць тому +1

    Grom - thunder

  • @lewandos1
    @lewandos1 Місяць тому +1

    Maybe you could record your reaction to the Limo cabaret...?

  • @VarDenSar
    @VarDenSar Місяць тому +1

    Ja zawsze myślałem że chodzi o grupę GROM.

  • @Paolo-gj7ip
    @Paolo-gj7ip Місяць тому

    11:14 in *Gdynia

  • @madrianzorroonio85
    @madrianzorroonio85 Місяць тому

    11:15 - ORP "Grom".

  • @viqala9159
    @viqala9159 7 днів тому

    Noticed the scroll down and that the original video is unlisted. I dont get it. I'd like ti be able to recommend these original subtitled videos to some friends and I was baffled why I cant find them. Turns out they're unlisted I guess. So they're just sent out to people for reactions or what?

  • @PawelChyrowski
    @PawelChyrowski Місяць тому

    Richard Sharpe, and Blackadder
    oh yeah

  • @ab-xx4zc
    @ab-xx4zc Місяць тому

    The Black Adder Rulezz :):)

  • @WKogut
    @WKogut Місяць тому

    the thing is, all 18-19 year old males in poland have to get tested once, although the service itself is not mandatory, I went through this in high school and got category A (fit for service) lol

  • @Piotrek581
    @Piotrek581 Місяць тому

    Some texts may be incomprehensible to a foreigner. For example. The world-famous symbol of peace on the T-shirt of the Polish army is a symbol of the missile forces. I don't know, maybe this symbol is also in the British Army. And ORP Grom stands for Ship of the Republic of Polish.

  • @pawemazurkiewicz8641
    @pawemazurkiewicz8641 Місяць тому

    It was a bad translation ORP Grom means HMS Thunder Lightning is a different ship

  • @lidiapoczyczynska6623
    @lidiapoczyczynska6623 Місяць тому

    🤣😂🤣❤️🇵🇱

  • @nuuskamuikkunen407
    @nuuskamuikkunen407 Місяць тому +3

    What a strange world. I'm watching Englishman watching cringe kabare from early 2000's from my childhood. And he's kinda like it.

    • @RobReacts1
      @RobReacts1  Місяць тому +2

      I think most are brilliant

    • @nuuskamuikkunen407
      @nuuskamuikkunen407 Місяць тому

      @@RobReacts1 Be careful, polish humour is a rabbit hole.

  • @julcia7992
    @julcia7992 Місяць тому

    dopieor przez ten film zrozumialam dlaczego piosenka na falochronie ma taki tytul, a nie inny😨

  • @aleksanderdomanski222
    @aleksanderdomanski222 Місяць тому

    Remember my time with such commision and it was not fun. I did really do not wanted to waste year of my life as some inimportant infantryman. Not to mention "the wave" - a coulture where "old soldiers" were bulying new ones, sometimes seriously bad.

  • @bonbonpony
    @bonbonpony Місяць тому +3

    01:45 That's precisely why is it this way. When you know that they are forced and can't escape, you can do whatever you want with them and they're unable to complain. Total domination.
    07:58 Wow, seems like your UA-cam recognizes gestures :J

  • @sebq998
    @sebq998 Місяць тому

    rough xD

  • @piotreklisowski2031
    @piotreklisowski2031 Місяць тому +1

    Ostatnie słowa Borkowskiego jeden komendant Policji chyba wziął zbyt dosłownie.

    • @freuer007
      @freuer007 Місяць тому +1

      antycypował, wyprzedził swoją epokę!

  • @Paolo-gj7ip
    @Paolo-gj7ip Місяць тому

    4:37 - 4:44 there is twice an allusion to the vulgar name of the female organ in Polish, which we already find in Sanskrit. Rob, I bet you are aware of this. ;)

  • @edwardlewandowski2512
    @edwardlewandowski2512 Місяць тому

    🌹🤚🍀

  • @tomek05901
    @tomek05901 Місяць тому

    Obejrzyj KMN, SMS po angielsku.

  • @wojtekwosztyl615
    @wojtekwosztyl615 Місяць тому +2

    1st 😁

  • @przemysawh7865
    @przemysawh7865 Місяць тому

    not remission of lungs but atrophy of lungs... that´s a word the translator should use :)

  • @humandisorder3962
    @humandisorder3962 Місяць тому

    3:18
    This is so unproper...
    Huj. Coś niewłaściwego 😉

  • @ZoeMuller80
    @ZoeMuller80 Місяць тому

    Stupid youtube shows polish subtitles in options but i see only english ones lol

    • @RobReacts1
      @RobReacts1  Місяць тому +2

      It's really tricky to do the subs because half is polish and half is me in english

    • @ZoeMuller80
      @ZoeMuller80 Місяць тому +1

      @@RobReacts1 yea but it should be polish when you speak english lol. i blame youtube not you

  • @michalbek2634
    @michalbek2634 Місяць тому

    Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - śruba

  • @krzysztofwandzioch4622
    @krzysztofwandzioch4622 Місяць тому

    Słupno,zima2002

  • @BenyBenek
    @BenyBenek Місяць тому

    Brilant

  • @TechnikZaba
    @TechnikZaba Місяць тому +2

    The translation is mediocre, because many details are missing. It is worth mentioning that the soldier's song "Godzina 5:30" (5:30 Hour) is played in fragments in the background. , it was sung in the 90s when the army in Poland lasted about 2 years

  • @mareczek00713
    @mareczek00713 Місяць тому

    I mean, technically both UK and PL have mandatory conscription to the army in case of war etc., it's just that we lack mandatory military service so nobody gets taken outside of a defensive war.

  • @inkaw9858
    @inkaw9858 22 дні тому

    ua-cam.com/video/mnZTJnxRQWk/v-deo.html

  • @Robert_z_Wwy
    @Robert_z_Wwy Місяць тому

    I like Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju. But let's face it Rob, it was a poor performance.
    Good actors, but weak script. Especially in English translation.

  • @a.j.s.7312
    @a.j.s.7312 Місяць тому

    It could be done better. Not as funny as other cabarets I know.

  • @selavi44
    @selavi44 Місяць тому

    Good job Rob!
    I remember my commission...
    What branch of our armed forces do you wish to serve?
    I'd rather not, but if I must , I prefer tanks...
    Oooo! You watched to much Czterej pancerni I pies!
    No colonel . I'm just lazy. If I will be forced to fight, I'd rather do it in sitting position...
    What I've got? Tanks, sure, but in 6th Pomeranian airborne.... man... one of the hardest units in Polish armed forces...

  • @tomaszarskien6236
    @tomaszarskien6236 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @jakubwyczokowski3857
    @jakubwyczokowski3857 Місяць тому +1

    Polish warships have the prefix "ORP" which is means - Okręt Rzeczpospolitej Polskiej - "Ship of the Republic of poland". For example: ORP Piorun "Lightning". SO translation to the HMS "His Majesty Ship" is completely ridiculous as Poland have no monarchy.

  • @marcino6255
    @marcino6255 Місяць тому +1

    dlaczego znowu bez napisów?

    • @RobReacts1
      @RobReacts1  Місяць тому +1

      They aren't easy to do. UA-cam doesn't pick up very well. I will try now

    • @randomowykolegazinternetu
      @randomowykolegazinternetu Місяць тому +4

      ​@@RobReacts1 A po co. Ja tam rozumiem zajebiście angielski :D Niech kolega wyżej się nauczy a nie tylko marudzi.

    • @TechnikZaba
      @TechnikZaba Місяць тому +2

      @@randomowykolegazinternetu To niech się do nauki weźmie

    • @randomowykolegazinternetu
      @randomowykolegazinternetu Місяць тому +1

      @@TechnikZaba fakty synu

    • @movemelody1
      @movemelody1 Місяць тому

      ​@@randomowykolegazinternetu
      A ja nie rozumiem. Za to znam niemiecki i rosyjski, rozumiem ukraiński, a angielski lepiej rozumiem pisany, a z mówionego wyłapuję tylko niektóre frazy. Tak że, nie wszyscy muszą znać angielski. )