Top 10 Funniest Moments in Warhammer 40k Lore
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Despite being quite Grimdark, the setting of Warhammer 40k is quite funny, packed with loads of moments that genuinely made me chuckle. Here are 10 of the best.
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corvus corax is the latin name for raven.
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There were a LOT of funny moments in the Night Lords Omnibus. My personal favorite favorite has to when First Claw was cutting their way through an Imperial ship and Talos said what part of the ship they were on and Xarl snatched up an Imperial to ask him if he was only to get shot in the face.
Can you cover the impact that TTS has had on the 40K community?
Hands down one of the funniest for me was when Konrad was going on this long monolog to Vulcan about how he deactivated all the fancy stuff in Vulcan's hammer and he will never escape. Vulcan looks at Konrad and say "but brother you are forgetting one thing, it is also a hammer" then full strength bonks Konrad on the head with it
mega bonk
Yup.
Konrad got hammered after that
That sounds legendary
Go straight to the warp
My favorite is when a space marine apothecary performed an emergency c-section on a guardswoman and then immediately panicked as he had no idea how to deal with babies. And then when another guardsman asked what gender the baby was the space marine threw it at another space marine asking him to check
Source? Plz.
@@derwookie4 Eye of Ezekiel
@@25acpunderrated71 Oh, I'm looking this up
well that baby is fucking dead for sure
Did the baby survive?
My favourite moment is from the Horus heresy book "Angel exterminatus" when an emperor's children noise marine is killed by Ignatius Numen, an iron hands battle brother who happened to be completely deaf, hence the screeching of the EC captain had no effect. Numen then proceeded to shoot the EC captain in the face before simply yelling "What?"
Lmao thats great
Guardsman with severe PTSD: I can't go on anymore!
Tech Priest: Are you sure about that?
Hey, they don't suffer from PTSD any more, right?
@@SH-qs7ee Dont suffer from any kind of thinking either anymore
Guardsman: This… this ptsd bro… it’s totally debilitating.
Tech priest: Debilitating you say?
Guardsman: yeah, my mind, it’s nearly useless. I wish I could forget the whole thing.
Tech priest: 😃😃😃
Yea, getting black-out drunk to forget seems fun, but did you try Omnissiah?
@@dziewiaty Not really eager to be turned into a servitor, no...
The fact that Ork warboss killing his past self just to get a copy of his own gun is hilarious 😆
Basically duped his weapon by going to a past save
Orks are dumb
Meeeehh... makes no sense. Just like 99% of anything related to time travelling
@@Romczy time travel dont need to make sense, it needs to be funny and entertaining
XD
@@Romczy orks don't need sense.
i wonder if the emperor has spent the past 10,000 years coming up with the best dad joke for when he's done being a vegetable
"Knock,knock"
Who's there?
"ME"
@@bravadocadoyt3124 Who's Joe?
"ABOUT FUCKING TIME"- If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Devic
Who touched the thermostat?
@@lordbalthosadinferni4384 I have so many things to complain about
He forgot to mention that Trazyn also made the finger gun gesture at Orikan while the two were feuding. I repeat, a 60 million year old necron lord shooting someone with an imaginary finger gun is CANON.
Didn’t he and Orikan flip each other off in “infinite and divine” as well
@@yesno9475 I don’t think they literally did that but the whole book was one long pissing match between the two so yeah
@@yesno9475 they mention they threw obscene gestures at each other lol
Not evening mentioning what Trazyn did with the Bell of Saint Gerstahl!
He stole it from an imperial world (as it was considered a Holy Imperial Relic) and stored it in his Tomb World vaults - just before the 13th Black Crusade it starting chiming extremely loudly and broke a bunch of his other artefacts in his vaults.
In a moment of genius he tossed it into the webway in order to inconvenience the Eldar as much as it did him.
Orikan is also stated that Trazyn morphs his face to smile. He hates this because “Newton’s don’t smile.” There was also the bit with some Orks.
4:22 my favorite moment in the Cain novels is when he avoids an assassin's bullet because he's admiring Colonel Kasteen's butt as she's walking up the stairs. And after the attack was sorted out, people ask him what gave him the foresight to stop and he's gotta think of something that doesn't make him sound like a creep.
which book is that?
@@jhgh7209 I think it's one of the ones with the tyranids in it
Duty Calls or Defender of the Imperium omnibus
@@jhgh7209 should be Duty Calls
@@justinbarrett4206 Duty called deze nutz of his lmao
My favorite is always this exchange between Fulgrim and Horus
"Now you flatter me, hoping my ego will coerce me into obeying your orders."
"Is it working?
"Yes."
Fulgrim would totally have an OnlyFans...
This is the most in character interaction between them I’ve ever seen
Fulgrim being the best self-conscious bitch around, it makes a lot of sense
Also, during the eponymous novel, when Fulgrim made an elaborate play to explain to everyone what the Angel Exterminatus was, only for Perty to tell him "Shut the fuck up and get along with it." Fulgrim turned around to Perturabo and was litterally glaring daggers at being cut in his monologue and having to start it all over again! 😂
@@dmgroberts5471👈legendary… I think he’d have at least 2, don’t forget what god he serves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To me the funniest moment is, when Leman Russ tries to throw the Spear of the Emporer to another Moon, because he think´s he can. In real he was wasted AF, and his First Company had to search the Spear for two Months.
@Anonymous Wolf´s Honour, Space Wolf Novel written by Lee Lightner. Ragnar Blackmane meets the Captain of the 13th Company, and he tell´s him this Story
Reminds me of the (real life, no joke) incident of the Australian cruiser HMAS Sydney attempting to shoot down the planet venus because the crew thought it was an Italian aircraft.
@@Seraphus87 there's a saying in Ukrainian military that you are not a true soldier until you try to shoot the International Space Station outta the sky at night, confusing it with an enemy drone.
@@Bodya_CN Radar: You have no idea how many enemy drones fly over your head every day and you never notice!
Master throws a stick and the dogs go to fetch it.
Best naming convention is with the Dark Angels. Lionel "the Lion" Johnsons most notable traits is Pride (because of lions). Dark Angel is the name of a famous poem by the real world Lionel Johnson, where he basically comes out as a homosexual. And "The Rock" is the the name of a homosexual night club near GW headquarters, which also explains why Emps from TTS thought The Lion was working on opening a gay bar.
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This is one of the funniest things GW ever did, I remember reading it on tg a while back
💀💀💀
@@jewgiengaming5033 TTS 12 9min 30sec. Emps asks Lionel about his nightclub
Loyalty is its own reward
Was hoping you’d mention when Cain’s jealous/zealous schola “friend” tried to arrest him during a raid on some cultists. But he looked like such a badass to the guys Tallarn guardsmen that they started a sub cult to Cain as an Avatar of the emperors will.
And Cain called the asshole Commissar out to a duel for insulting Colonel Kasteen, which the guy was... less that eager to accept, since the next two things he saw Cain use his sword on were a Khorne Berzerker and a Daemon Princess... Oh and the asshole got Court Marshalled and almost shot, for treason, heresy and obstruction of duty, for trying to get Cain shot
This 😂😂
“Then the prophet spake: saying “Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments”. -Alem Mahat, The Book Of Cain, Chapter IV, Verse XXI
A sub cult that is sanctioned by the Ecclesiarchy even.
"That Cain guy? A real propper lad that one, let's make him a religious icon as well." - The Ecclesiarchy
Sevatar is one of the best characters in the entire lore just because his sass levels are always operating on maximum.
Didn't he teleport abound a ship and just go, "ladies.." to his other night lords? my memory may be escaping me, but he is awesome
@@sadhappy8860 And that one time he questioned his primarch's method. Dude has adamantium balls
One of my favorite moments I when Jaghatai Khan roasted Fulgrim.
“I have heard from my sources on Mars, that you do very strange things with your ships, Jaghatai.”
“I hear that you do very strange things to your Warriors.”
My favourite Fulgrim moment is when he was talking shit to Perturabo, Perty tells him to come closer, closer, and closer.
And of course Fulgrim was talking shit.
Right up and till he had his Head smashed into a Warhound Titan Mini (Yes, like an actual Mini that we can get, 30cm in length)
@@S3verusMyG I wish we could get minis like that one. The book implied it was fully functional.
And the Sanguinius started giggling
@@S3verusMyG XD
Basically: You gay
Speaking of Cain, I think it was one of his books, a book about the Cadians or about papa smurf where they found an old man librarian and a sister of battle seemingly coming out of one of their apartments a little.. Messy. And their response was just: Good going for him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were doing "pure" things
Nah it was an administratum drone who was actually pretty chill
“Cain’s last stand”. I had just listened to that part.
Said sister who Cain had weekly poker matches with.
The most hilarious thing I found in WH40k is that Imotekh the Stormlord, the greatest tactician the galaxy has ever seen for millions of years is absolutely flabbergasted at how illogical Orks are and can never achieve complete victory over them.
The greatest tactician is CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
@@rykehuss3435 Cadia go boom
*IFF WE DON'TS KNO WOT WE DOIN' DEN DEY DON'TS KNO WOT WE DOIN'*
_An Ork's battle philosophy._
Because logic… is cringe
I'm 100% sure that the Old Ones made Orks specifically to counter Imotekh
My favorite is where there was this one world eater that wanted to get a skull from every species in the entire galaxy and ran head long into a tyranid hive fleet to collect their skulls after he found out about them.
Did he succeed?
@@rykehuss3435 what do you think lol?
@@PuddingXXL He made it out with a new skull.
@@mapleflag6518 *he made out with new skull
@@Irmarinen XD
My Favorite funny moment is when two Necron Lords talk about obsessions, one say "A Necron need at least an obsession to keep his sanity" and the other Necron say "Then Trazyn of Nihilakh is the sanest of us all"
edit: The necron is Menteb the Kryptech and the other necron is Djezaris of Ithaka
lmao
I mean... he probably is lol
Trazyn: A FINE ADDITION TO MY CHARACTER SHEET
@@Lorddacenshadowind I’m honestly okay with this lol
My favorite moment of Trazyn was when the bell of eternity tolled 13 times, ruined like half his collection, and so he opened up a portal in the Webway and then just yeeted the bell into it 🤣
And I quote "Hoping it would inconvenience the Eldar"
When I heard Night Lords Omnibus I was expecting to see the moment when Xarl, instead of trusting Talos, picks a guy up by the hair to check his uniform and then asks if he's from the Gunnery Deck, only his words burst though his vox speaker so loud that he deafened the man he was questioning, the man then draws his gun and Shoots Xarl in the head just for the slug to ricochet off Xarl's helm and dome himself. (Soul Hunter, page 96 I believe)
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Another Trazyn/Orikan moment was when the two teamed up to fight some orcs. The orcs boarded Orikan’s ship, and both Necrons couldn’t figure out if orcs needed to breathe.
Orikan: How can you breathe?!
Ork: wutz bweath?
Trazyn: interesting...
One of the best parts about that is that the Orks were moving around space and boarding the ships were Stormboyz that just had rockets tied to their backs. Upon seeing that one of these rockets was an imperial predator missile, Trazyn didn’t want to take any chances and just trapped them in one of his pokeballs.
In a later battle, Trazyn releases the Orks and the one with the predator missile immediately flies in and detonates, causing major damage to the enemy.
Ork logic implies that breathing is only necessary if there’s oxygen 🤷♂️
I would imagine that a night lord would paint his gauntlets red by punching through the chest cavity of some poor crewman!
That's where I thought it was going.
Since the blood wears off eventually, wouldn't he need to keep killing crewmen? 😂
"Where are your gauntlets?"
"Tried painting them red, but couldn't find enough crew, so I threw them away."
*The mechanicum are funny though: Their perception of what a monkey is!*
But then, that would have been a deviation from the historical ledgers in his possession, which clearly described just what a monkey had and had not been, back when there were such things on Terra.
He’d argued with several scholars - Terran, Martian and out-system alike - regarding the veracity of those archives. It seemed everyone had their own viewpoint, backed up by their own research, on just what monkeys had actually been. A particularly misguided rival of Arkhan’s had insisted the creatures could hang from trees by their tails, which was patently nonsense. Any serious scholar could see the beast’s tail was designed as a lash and a puncturing weapon to deliver venom.
That's what got him in trouble though...
That one time Sevatar roasted his daddy
Night Haunter: “There was no other way.”
Sev: “No? What other ways did you try?”
Night Haunter: “Sevatar…”
Sev: “Answer me, father. What politics of peace did you teach? What scientific and social illumination did you bring to this society? In your quest for a human utopia, what other ways did you try beyond eating the flesh of stray dogs and skinning people alive?”
Night Haunter: “It. Was. The. Only. Way.”
Sev: “The only way to do what? The only way to bring a population to heel? How then did the other primarchs manage it? How has world upon world managed it, without resorting to butchering children and broadcasting their screams across the planetary vox-net?”
Given we're talking about Sev, who grew up on Nostromo, I assume 'roasted his father' just meant... well... roasting his (birth)father. Which would be pretty funny, as everything Sev does is comedy gold.
Damn, that's a roast and half!
Sevatar truly does have balls of steel. Imagine *knowing exactly* what he does to people, knowing he very well could do it to you too and talkikg shit about it to his face anyway.
The man gives no fucks.
@@FireTalon24 "fly me closer, I wish to hit them with my chainglaive"
Daaaamn, pit this dude up to the Emperor and he’ll have the Krigsman up his ass his whole life
One more funnt moment is when lord vect gave a box to his rival for a good friendship. And in the box was literally a black hole
Solid prankster that Vect
Trayzen once gave an inquisitor a tesseract maze cube because she “gave” him ten squads of catachan
I mean. It’s a decent prank but it’s not as lolworthy as The Changeling’s balls to the walls shenanigans.
This is a mere daemon who shits and giggles at Gods.
@Majorkill here is another good one from Cain.
In Cain's Last Stand. One of Cain's cadets got converted to chaos by chaos warlord Varren (who happened to be powerful psiker). In Yurgen's nullification field he regained control of his actions and told Cain important intel about enemy leader. And before killing himself his last word to Cain was : "Kick his ass for me!" And Cain did! In duel Cain vs Varren Cain made an epic kick in Varren's ass throwing him of the tall building and killing him. And the best part - there is a pict-recording of this duel.
That was pretty grimdark at the same time. The cadet himself was like a young Cain. If only the cadet had of had his own odoriferous but indefatigable aid.
Lol, literal ass kick 🤣
Cain gives the cadet his own commissar sash before the young man takes his own life to stop the chaos psyker regaining control over him. And then when Cain later kicks the warlord off the dam, his last words to them are "Commissar Donal sends his regards."
One of the funniest moments in the lore for me is when a high lord tries to arrest Valdor
Isn't a Captain-General considered a High Lord of Terra, regardless of who it is?
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 yeah it is but still tho who the fuck would think it’s a good idea to “try” and arrest Valdor
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 possibly but even if true it's the high lords, they tried rebelling against a PRIMARCH so I wouldn't put it past them
@vulkan Valdor Birth of the Imperium
They really tried doing that shit? well, that's fun
the funniest fact about cain imo. Is the fact that he has been reported dead so many times yet turned up alive. that he is still registered on active duty even after being buried with full military honors.
Yeah the bureaucrats in the Imperium got so fucking tired having to update his file from KIA, to on active duty to KIA several times over that they just gave up. Permanently putting his status in "On active duty" even after he was buried in the ground. Still thinking that he was gonna pop up in some bar somewhere alive.
Loken just punching Lucius in the face always gets a laugh
I enjoyed doing that!
The best part is he lived rent free in Lucius' head for breaking his nose for, as far as I know, the rest of the Heresy and beyond
And then Lucius going on about how he cheated
2:34 Like when Night Lords ask their victims how's their health plan before receiving gunfire in response.
Apparently it was great.
What an overreaction. The guy just wanted to go for a walk
@@connorhudock1950 he did take a walk in Brazil tho
@@connorhudock1950 a very 'enthusiastic' walk
@@connorhudock1950 Did he take a police girl and a Frenchman?
They took exception to that.
Favorite part for caiphas cain will always bez for me:
" Colonel karstein demandes silence and the beggining of the meting. Then 30 seconds latter, she demanded it again. Colonel karteins demanded silence, again. Major broklaw shoot his bolter up to the celing. Colonel karstein needed no more to ask for silence"
Kasteen, Karstein are the vampire lords from the Warhammer world. And yes, I also love that part
And the later, when Cain gets back and notices all the holes in the ceiling and asks if the orks got in
@@homersimpson5497 Also, the guy taking those notes has a MASSIVE crush on the colonel
"Colonel Kasteen, a fair and gallant warrior. With her is Major Broklaw, equally gallant but not nearly so fair."
When Warhammer becomes a Dark Comedy it all just works, the grimdark often helps it out when it goes all out on balls to the wall insanity.
3:32 Ciaphas Cain may think himself as a loser but he already is a winner with his hot Inquisitor girlfriend looking out for him, his best buddy blank Jurgen who gives him good cup of tanna and a well deserved reputation as HERO OF THE IMPERIUM that he earned and kept it well for years.
The only man to be buried with full military honors and yet still listed as on active duty. The administorum got so tired of changing him from Killed in Action back to Active service so damn often that they just made it impossible to take him off Active Service. If that gives any clue to how many near death experiences he's actually survived. There was the time his starship exploded, the time he teleported to a Necron ship to escape a Tomb World, the time he got lost in a space hulk, the time cultists overran his school, the time he went to a slanneshi brothel, the time a ceiling collapsed subsequently trapping him with a fusion reactor and a very large bomb...
And the Slanneshi brothel Madame coming back to eat him
@@benjaminnorris5540 Out of those getting lost in a space hulk must be the least enjoyable experience
@@benjaminnorris5540 And a time he was captured by a Succubus and somehow manage to kill her and escaped (Succubus can easily kill Eldars because their final test is kill one Farsight or someone with equal rank of Farsight)
@@superspies32 *Farseer, don't know how many Farsights the Tau Enclave have but I don't it's more than one.
I think the funniest bit is Abaddon the Despoiler declared Horus to be weak for not being able to defeat the whole Imperium in less then a decade and then he failed to make it past the first checkpoint in ten thousand years.
Speaking of Orks and dumb shieet: the story of Tuska Denonkilla, who got his ship invaded by Chaos Demons, while travelling through the Warp and loved it so much that he invaded the Eye of Terror, so that he can fight more Demons, is just hilarious.
And when he died killing a powerful demon in the process Khorne made him and his bois his champions and they fight and ressurect regularly in his part of warp
Actually it was because Gork and Mork thought it was awesome too.
This is my favorite trivia in all of 40k. But there's also more. He killed the daemon prince by using his Klaw to rip its groin out.
Orks are just funny in general, from meks joining burna boy teams to ensure they don't set their fellow orks on fire so they can do the burny dance, to Old Zogwart, who has the habit of turning his enemies into squigs.
Only an ork would think to invade the Eye of Terror because there's good fighting there to be done
The name jokes always made me laugh. The smartest ork is called orkimedes after greek archimedes and in fantasy there is a faction of orks that rose up from dark elf slavery and their leader is called krikzuz. In real life Crixus was one of Spartacus's friends
I recall one funny moment from the Night Lords novels, I think the last one, when they see a loyalist Space Marine champion walking down the corridor towards them, dripping with impressive wargear, and one of them just laughs and basically says ''We are so dead'' .
his homie: “no. you are.” *teleports out*
while talking about Cain, I kinda thought you might mention "Jinxie" Penlan. the soldier with a horrible string of bad luck, but is kept in her squad as a "good luck charm" because any misfortune seems to be centered on HER alone. Thus keeping the rest of them relatively safe.
So Jinxie Penlan is The Qrow Branwen with bad luck from RWBY
@@rexlumontad5644 lol! Sorta, but not QUITE. As I've said, the misfortune ends up focusing on HER. And it only happens once per book.
@@jameshewitt4706 Good point. Poor Qrow would wish his bad luck only happen on him than on his friends and loved ones which was a source of his grief and drinking problem in RWBY.
@@rexlumontad5644 furthermore her squad seems to see her as their GOOD luck charm, since she basically seems to just kinda absorb any bad luck or misfortune into herself, thus keeping THEM kinda safe. Plus the 3 times the whole situation has actually ended up working out for her in the long run. To my knowledge, anyway.
@@jameshewitt4706 I see. Poor girl never catches a break. At least she has friends by her side.
For me a funny moment in the Black Dragons book is when they are saving some slaves on a ship held by Dark Eldar, and when they see the Black Dragons they were sure they would kill them, then Volos, the BD Captain was like "perhaps they would be calmer if we were Ultramarines" lol.
Also the idea of an imperial world hailing a necron as a hero and building a statue of him is pretty wholesome.
I've always liked that the Emperor convinced Leman Russ to follow him by knocking his smug ass out by punching him in the face with a power fist.
*Trazyn gets to Orikan’s place
*drops off his Custodies
Trazyn: “I’ll be back to pick him at at 5. Don’t let him stay up too late, or he’ll get cranky”
"TRAZYN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF TH-"
"BYE BIIIITCH" (voice slowly fading out as Trazyn drives away, while simultaneously holding up his middle finger)
@@brodyratliff7441 FUCK YOU AND I'll SEE YOU TOMORROW
I imagine the custodian doesn’t talk, he just keeps punching orikan
The idea of the changeling breaking into Khorne's realm just to steal a big knife from him and then cut slaanesh's hair to start a war is...
Absolutely hilarious.
Not as funny as breaking back in there to put the chaos version of a whoopie cushion on Khornes throne of skulls.
This is the true definition of chaos as a primordial force of LOL 😆.
"Damn you Trazy! You got us box office seats to a coup!"
Orikan reacting to a genestealer uprising.
lol, that was great. So many awesome moments.
Trazyn: “Well, the reviews were very good.”
The coup was a great moment
A coup that Trazyn himself had started hundreds of years earlier by releasing a Genestealer Primarch onto the planet as a practical joke on Orikan. That entire book was full of hilarious moments.
@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 *Genestealer Patriarch
If the Genestealers got their direct hands on a Primarch's DNA everything would be fucked.
I love how Khorne enjoyed one specific ork WAAAAAGH! so much that he brought all of those orks into his domain to fight, die and repeat for all eternity.
One of the funniest things from 40k in my opinion is the Slaaneshi Warband that attacked a Prison Colony during The Fall of Cadia. The Prisoners revolted and hoped the Chaos Space Marines would free them for helping overrun the garrison.....only to be subjected to a few Slaaneshi tourtures~
I just find it funny how the prisoners thought that they'd get into the good books of literal Chaos Space Marines by helping them overrun a garrison of Guardsmen.
I remember in Helsreach, Grimauldus asked one of the surviving Imperial Guardsmen how he faired after the battle, and the Guardsmen said “I had a headache, but it’s gone now.” And Grimauldus replied with “That makes me smile.” Hands down one of the funniest and slightly heartwarming moment in 40K in my opinion.
Honestly that seems pretty accurate to what a shell-shocked, near-dead tired guardsman just enjoying the knowledge he made it through hell alive would say.
This is why Grimaldis is my favorite character in 40k, sheer badassery, but not a horrible person.
@@hiddenbladestudios7248 deep down inside he still has humanity and can still enjoy the (Very rare) lighter sides of life.
It should also be noted that while Cain himself thought that Sulla was reckless and annoying, she actually saw him as a kind and supporting mentor figure, and even declared that many of her tactics were inspired by him, often wondering "what would cain do".
Pleas, make video about commissar Cain?
Amberley, being the jealous type actually had a theory that Sulla had a crush on Cain.
Funniest moment for me is in the third Horus Heresy book, when Eidolon acts like he's hot shit in a meeting right before Istvaan III and gets absolutely fucking roasted by Horus and Angron
What do they say?
@@DCapybara It was a while ago, so I don't remember specifics, but it's when they're going over the plans for Istvaan III. Horus, Angron and Mortarion are there, but Fulgrim is too busy trying to convince Ferrus Manus to turn traitor, so he sends Eidolon as a representative.
If I remember correctly, Angron mentions part of the plan, Eidolon tries to condescendingly explain that it sucks, Horus points out that Eidolon is a pompous dipshit who doesn't have any right to talk down to a primarch, and then he and Angron take turns flaming Eidolon's ass for like an entire page.
It's pretty great.
@@dalecal1129 Lmao I need to read that, what book?
@@DCapybara Galaxy in Flames
@@dalecal1129
Eidolon's Ass in Flames.
One of the parts that I got a chuckle at is in one of the Cain novels is when Amberly is describing the name of one of the ork vessels "ardenuff" as meaning said vessel is battle ready.
no lie, i laughed out loud at the story about the scribe dissing everyone in a meeting.
Edit: fucking changeling, lets goooo
I was fucking dying at that part. I've had the commissar cain books on hold for a while since i simply didnt feel like reading them at the time but after this im bingeing that shit lmao
Started reading the Fabius Bile books. The part where Kasperos was lowkey flirting with Fabius was pretty funny. Or the part where Oleander was weirdly gentlemanly about slaughtering a daemonette. And the "Vesalius is unhappy" bit was good for a few chuckles. And going to the Flesh Tearers, there was the bit where Seth told Dante that he'd never understand him or his chapter. Dante then accused Seth of just being a troll who stirred the pot for the yuks. Seth then admitted that perhaps Dante really did understand him.
Trazyn: Don't you want to live and continue to fight?
Creed: No, I intended to fight till the end and die alongside my men. To continue the fight while...
Trazyn: *yawn* Right... yeah... uh
...
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*POKEBALL GO*
I'd say that Jörgen is THE funny moment of the Kayn books. Or the moment when an ork nob breaks the forth wall in the "infinite and the divine" by "being" the narrator
In "Deff Squadron," the series about Ork fighter pilots, there's two bits that really made me laugh. One was the Ork squadron leader explaining to a new Grot gunner how to tell the difference between friendlies and enemies. "If yer shoot at it and miss, it's one of ours. If yer shoot at it and 'it it, it's one of theirs." The other was when they full-on parodied the Dastardly and Muttley cartoons with "Catch da Squigeon."
I don't remember where it was but an Ork boss once started the explanation of da plan to his riders with: "When I yell charge..." That's about how far he got.
I still sometimes laugh thinking of that moment where the squigeon flies through a crack in a cliff face and one of the orks chasing it tries to fly his plane through after it.
Navigator girl: I'm sorry about your brother, he's a good guy
Talos: my brother Zaro The heretic, the traitor, the murderer is a good guy?..*proceed to laughing until crying*
There's an awesome funny quip moment in the wake of Isstvan between Shadrak Meduson and some of the Salamanders and Raven Guard where, incredulous to the strike-and-fade tactics of the other legions Shadrak had asked "How did your legions ever conquer worlds?"
Later, the same mixed-legion squad is boarding a Sons Of Horus vessel and they're outnumbered but still cutting into the enemy making small amounts of headway towards the bridge. One of the Raven Guard says to Shadrak "How did the Tenth ever conquer worlds?"
He reloads and looks up at him and shouts, "*Exactly* like this!"
(Shattered Legions)
And also, who could forget:
*"It is also a hammer."*
Caine ist the best. At no other book series, I laughed so much.
The Infinite and the Divine is one long Road Runner vs Wile E. Coyote skit, staring Necrons. Caine is funny, but Tranzyn the Infinite is the galaxy's biggest troll, and it's fucking wonderful.
@@ScreamingTc I don't know about that. If you've ever read the Expaditnary Force books Skippy could probably take the cake on "Galaxies biggest troll." The guy keeps leaving random popcultue Easter Eggs in aliens security footage just because he can. And he made a cyborg dance once because well fuck the genocidal kitty. It's a seriously fun series if you like military sci fi and big AI trolls.
@@myself2noone My dude. Trazyn literally yeeted a bell that destroyed a huge part of his collection into the webway in hopes of it inconveniencing the Dark Eldar.
When old terran stories gets distorted that belisarius cawl believes that goldilocks was a scientist who named the goldilocks zone of planets
When I learned German it turned out Digga is an existing word. It means something along the lines of friend or buddy. Started as a regional dialect and has absolutely no connections to any English words that may sound (cough) similar.
I’ve heard some German tourists were actually assaulted for it in the US because tolerance for other cultures/languages is apparently not a thing anymore...
The word that sounds similar is quite literally Spanish for black
When I heard Digga I assumed that Digganobs were a type of Dwarf/Ork hybrid that liked to mine a lot because it sounds like dig-er, as in like a big mining digger.
@@Rogue.Rainbow That's kinda the point (just human instead of dwarf). Digga is just 'Digger' Orkified. In the Gorkamorka fluff the Diggas were the descendents of the original human population of the world who got buried underground when the Ork Hulk first landed. They lived in underground tunnels for years, generally degrading as a society, so when they reached the surface they didn't have much cultural identity of their own, so they assimilated Ork 'kulture' as a replacement.
Wassup my digga😂
One moment that made me laught was when a Tau comander was chased by a pissed off space marine in a museum and during a moment when he was cornered and in full panic mode he grabed a nearby tour guide drone and threw it at the head of the SM with all of his strength , however moments before it made contract with his head it abruptly stopped itself and then flew back at him and asked him "how may I assist you?"
Where can I find this
The first time Eisenhorn meets Godwin Fischig, where Fischig keeps asking questions and Eisonhorn,without lookibnhg at him says he either tells him who he is or he throws him out the window
Just finished My first 40k Book with Horus Rising, thank you for bringing me into this universe and giving me another hobby.
False gods is so good. Too bad most of the heresy books isn't as good as it
I've always thought it was funny how Loken humbles Lucius in the training cages by dropping his sword and knocking on his arse with a punch.
My favorite funny moment is when Trazyn finds out he accidentally started a gene stealer cult, causing an exterminatus of a planet, just to mess with Orikan.
Hilarious
wasn't that the same planet of the "silver skulls incident"?
Cain running away from the nids just to find an ork horde always gave me a laugh.
a moment i had a good chuckle at is when the Lamenters dreadnought buried himself in genestealer corpses to hide. The absurdity of it was a lol moment
Warhammer has its awesome moments, but you have to appreciate the weird, stupid and yes, also the funny ones for the whole experience.
Nice video, MK!
one might say you should enjoy the ridiculous
@@platinum2522 Definitely.
A moment that really made me spit my drink laughing was Eisenhorn's letter to the Inquisition at the beginning of "Hereticus"
Oh what did it contain ?
@@adheeshsingh2014 Eisenhorn recieved a message from the local Lord Inquisitor, stating he would be receiving another younger inquisitor to mentor. Said inquisitor then sent his own message, describing at great length just how thrilled he was to be working with him, as well as basically fanboying over him in incredibly flowery language for pages.
Eisenhorn then replied, and I quote: "My lord, what foetid corner of the Imperium breeds these fawning idiots? Now you really owe me. G.E."
@@Zivon96 Ah yes I recall now...and the astropath got burnt out in the process too
@@Zivon96 Damn its surprising how much funnier it sounds now
Never thought Id see my hometown catch shade in 40k, yet here we are lmao.
If anyone is curious, itll be called the black planet because the area around Birmingham is known as the black country, which is a holdover from the Victorian era where it was the centre of industrialisation and manufacturing, foundries especially. The area was constantly coated in a thick black smog (hence the no sunlight gag)
The fun part with GorkaMorka DiggaNob are not only the Digganob (btw. they are like pets for the Necrons). But also the Mutans and the Grotrebbels. The Grots have the RedGoblin. It`s the leader of the revoluten comite, it`s posible that he joins the fight. Everytime he joins you must trohw dices for the stats becaus it`s every time a new one
All her crazy moves ALWAYS pan out because her notes are usually the only references for Cain when he's on the field.
Anybody remember in the booked Malleus when eisenhorn, Aemos, and betancore are on the mining planet. Eisenhorn wakes up Aemos (who is snoring) to tell him to act like you're sleeping but get ready to move as they're about to get attacked. And tells him to keep snoring. (I can just imagine Aemos getting his trousers on whilst making snoring noises) idk I probably didn't do it justice but it made me laugh
7:50 Wait! So the little girl that got through Tzeentch's Crystal Labyrinth could've been The Changeling!
The funniest thing about that Khorne and Changeling interaction is Khorne getting off his ass to begin with.
It happens. Just rarely.
I wonder why Khorne got off the throne.
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Slaanesh stole his chainaxe.
@@rustkarl How do we know tha- ooooooooooh.
I find the interactions between Eisenhorn and Cherubael to be really funny. Just the way Cherubael says "Grehhhgooooorrrrr" in that sad puppy voice in the audiobooks makes me chuckle.
The moment when Cherubael starts doing what Gregor says because he is, officially, shit scared of him was also kind of funny. He's just like "sure thing boss man, whatever you say"
6:03 no Sulla was always specific to say “women and men”
Also a very funny moment in Cain's books is when the other officer that hate Cain see Jurgen for the first time and is totally upset about his physic, telling Cain that Jurgen should be executed for such apparence
The Emperor using “Shave and a Haircut” as the passcode to his super secret genetics lab.
Where is that written
You're fucking with me lmao
Honestly it would probably have fallen out of use by then so it's kind of clever imo...
... If we ignore the terrible opsec of the password being such an easily discernable and easy to replicate knock
Lorgar told a bunch of custodes, that he wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire (First Heretic)
Sulla sees Jurgen and thinks he got attacked by the necrons, but he didn't that's just how he always looks (caves of ice)
In Malleus Eisenhorn goes to an auction where chaos cultists attend, he spends the entire time insulting the cultists
I respect the ork for going after his previous self to steal his own gun. Cause any other race would have thought of dire consequences of messing with the timeline. Would it destroy him? Would it destroy the universe in a paradox? Nope orks don't care.
I sure the Eldar God of laughter has done something funny in his life. Or Tzeench trolling people. Both probably involve Ahriman and a library card in some way.
Couple for me:
- In Saturnine Abaddon muting Angron over the Vengeful Spirit's communications because he's sick of his ranting, then proceeding to call Angron and Fulgrim "whores" to their faces
- the scene in Gaunt's Ghosts where Gaunt's drunk Commissar mate yells out "burn in hell, you shit-eating dogs!" to the Bluebloods trying to kill them, then they proceed to lead them into a huge Ghost ambush via car chase
Okay, I can respect the sheer amount of balls Abaddon had for saying this to _Deamon Primarchs_ ! XD
It wasn't even an ambush done by the ghosts - Gaunt, Milo and the other commissar just tried to get away and happened to run into the ghosts, who were busy unloading a truck full of illegal/black market stuff like alcohol and porn that Rawne, Corbec and Feygor had stolen from a local crime boss.
The funniest moment is people saying Angron isn't that bad.
He’s not. There are people far worse than Angron
Erebus did nothing wrong
@@royaltyfree9607 hahaha, omg, bro, stop this is killing me, lmao.
@@Tpainactual fuck erebus
He's hilarious, like when he left his legion without saying anything and they found him few months later fishing on some random world.
Love it...
WHERE'S MY FUCKING ROBOUTIAN HERESY MAJORKILL?!?! WHERE!!
Another funny one from Uzas is when he shook a poor crewman of an imperium ship asking where he was stationed.
That was xarl
@@ohmygoditisspider7953 either way it was funny as hell and should have been on this list.
@@joshtompkins1538 you left out the best part imo- he screams the question at the crewman with his voxcaster at max volume, bursting the crewman's eardrums, then the crewman tries to shoot Xarl in the face, and his bullet ricochets off Xarl's helmet and the crewman brains himself.
You are right though. It was rly funny lmao
I like to think that the God-Emperor just spends his time saving Cain and just laughing
How could you leave out the time Conrad Kurze baited Vulkan into trying to use his hammer to teleport out of captivity? When he made the grave miscalculation while blocking that function that it was also a hammer, and he was now the galaxy's biggest nail.
I always Guilliman trying to pick up a sheet of paper from the floor and being unable to do so because of his armour is such a small but hilarious thing to see.
My favourite was when those guardsmen ran out of ammo, so yelled "bang!" at the attacking orks, who then believed they'd been shot and died, as whatever an ork believes comes true
Yeah.
Not canon btw, it's from the adeptus ridiculous podcast iirc
@@Creedlane 40k Canon is like your grandfather's war stories; even if they're not all true you wish they were.
The resulting reply from the Orks of 'I'm a Tank! I'm a Tank! I'm a Tank!' is, to me, equally hilarious.
You missed the funniest moment in the Night Lords series, in Chapter V of Soul Hunter when Talos & friends are rampaging through the guts of an imperial ship and Talos says the fleeing mortals are from the gunnery deck. Xarl doesn't believe him and snatches up a fleeing crewman BY HIS HAIR and holds him inches from his face. Xarl cranks his vox speaker to 11 and shouts at the top of his 3 lungs in slow, halting low gothic "WHERE! ARE! YOU! STATIONED!?! IS! THIS! THE! GUNNERY! DE-" and the dude pulls a pistol, shoots Xarl in the face, and the bullet ricochets off the helmet and kills the crewman.
If the digganobz ever came back.... I'd get it.
I'd like to add the scene where Lotara Sarin shoots Delvaros in the face after he makes unauthorized planetfall in Betrayer. Also, the epic beatdown given to a certain Word Bearers chaplain att the end makes me grin.
9:11 that bit about Planet Birmingham being a backwater planet in the setting is hilarious.
9:28 you followed it up with a picture of Brum actually looking pretty nice here (a picture of Alum Rock would have been a better fit, going on the original description).
During the Drop Site Massacre, when the Word Bearers start complaining to the Iron Warriors about all the shot down ships crashing into their ranks, and the Iron Warriors respond with, and I am paraphrasing here: "Have faith, Word Bearer. LOL. LMAO".
My favorite hilarious moment will probably always be when Trazyn the Infinite is inspecting the Ork rocket/ship in his gallery after Orikan unfreezes them. He’s expecting a big bank of buttons and dials, a yoke for steering, etc. Instead, there’s just 2 buttons that say “Stop,” and “Go.”
In one of the Night Lords omnibus books Talos is either captured or wounded and his enemy is giving him this giant monologue. Talos allows him to finish then says "imagine...". So the other guy expecting a giant monologue in return is interested and asks, "imagine what?" Then Talos embarrasses this guy responding, "imagine how little I care."
I laughed a lot reading that but it was a few years ago so my memory might not be 100% accurate.
In Blood Reaver, the first claw squad are assaulting an enemy position and are just hiding behind the Red Corsair terminators as they march forward. The Red Corsairs are shouting abuse at them and calling them cowards while the Night Lords are just laughing at them while they use them as moving cover.
2:51 Would have been pretty cool if you also mentioned how this is actually an ancient night lords tradition that dates back to the legions gang roots on Nostramo and is something that Conrad even forced Sevatar to do.
great video! quick note: the silver skull chapter of space marine does exist, they just wrongly gets the honours for saving the colony
Another great story about the night lord uzas is when he is standing in a corner of a room being dumb as ever while everyone else is planning their next step and suddenly he looks at his red painted hands and goes like: why the f*ck are my my hands red XD