Hitler Finds out Chuck Norris is Coming REACTION!!!

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  • @formerlychucks
    @formerlychucks 9 років тому +285

    Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in!

  • @Zombie0010101
    @Zombie0010101 6 років тому +331

    Chuck Norris actually has a role in all the Star Wars movies. He's the force.

  • @kanzensaimin2257
    @kanzensaimin2257 9 років тому +367

    Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, know they are just known as the islands 

  • @kurtisgalloway218
    @kurtisgalloway218 9 років тому +649

    Chuck Norris had a street named after him, but they had to rename it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    • @briangriffin9229
      @briangriffin9229 9 років тому +37

      MLG HaloDragon no u died momentarily but chuck norris was kind enough to revive you.

    • @briangriffin9229
      @briangriffin9229 9 років тому +14

      MLG HaloDragon well im not chuck norris i can die.

    • @korz9517
      @korz9517 7 років тому +3

      Kurtis Galloway bad

    • @Joseph-by6pv
      @Joseph-by6pv 7 років тому +6

      I read that book too.

    • @ijs8487
      @ijs8487 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @jordexo3047
    @jordexo3047 9 років тому +264

    I lost it at "We stole the kraken from his aquarium!"
    This is definitely the funniest hitler video i've seen

  • @johntippetts1598
    @johntippetts1598 8 років тому +435

    Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

  • @alfonsopallan8208
    @alfonsopallan8208 8 років тому +175

    Chuck Norris once got stopped by a cop. He let the cop leave with a warning

    • @Patriotusa44
      @Patriotusa44 8 років тому +30

      It was not a verbal warning. Just a simple stare and the cop understood.

  • @YTMLP
    @YTMLP 9 років тому +132

    also, chuck norris doesn't swim the atlantic. the water gets the fuck out of his way.

  • @szmopapa88
    @szmopapa88 8 років тому +298

    Chuck Norris died yesterday, but he feels better now.

    • @alfonsopallan8208
      @alfonsopallan8208 8 років тому +9

      Hahah funny as shit 😂

    • @alime-td5oo
      @alime-td5oo 8 років тому +26

      when is tommorow's funeral?

    • @dougfunny2347
      @dougfunny2347 8 років тому +6

      I can't believe I actually fell for that lol! You sir have my upmost respect, and I thank you.

  • @majking22
    @majking22 7 років тому +83

    Chuck Norris is the only person who can see John Cena

  • @mrco1009
    @mrco1009 7 років тому +116

    There was 30 of them, but Chuck Norris surrounded them

  • @stargirl2703
    @stargirl2703 7 років тому +60

    Chuck Norris can pick oranges from apple trees and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

  • @beruklealem9169
    @beruklealem9169 9 років тому +170

    I was in tears when the guy said chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic and then the reaction by hitler 😂😭

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 6 років тому +17

      Swimming the Atlantic lmao

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 6 років тому +10

      Berukadoo lmfao I spilled my food watching that part!

    • @mortensen1961
      @mortensen1961 4 роки тому +13

      He didn't swim the Atlantic. He merely pulled Europe to him.. .

  • @Manny9393
    @Manny9393 9 років тому +105

    The Minotaur built the labyrinth in an attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

  • @debrascott8492
    @debrascott8492 7 років тому +105

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there is no sign of life.

  • @tarquinthrax7203
    @tarquinthrax7203 9 років тому +24

    "If Chuck Norris gets shot today, tomorrow it will be the bullet's funeral!" I laughed my ass off! XD

  • @aswin964
    @aswin964 7 років тому +52

    When Chuck Norris slice onions, onions cry

  • @TheBronzeGamer14
    @TheBronzeGamer14 7 років тому +34

    Chuck Norris doesn't shave often. But when he does; he goes into the wilderness, picks a fight with a mountain lion, and lets it claw it off his face.

    • @hdckighfkvhvgmk
      @hdckighfkvhvgmk 4 роки тому +2

      well considering granite is too hard for his beard...

  • @MrPancake777
    @MrPancake777 8 років тому +41

    Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he's able to run into himself on the back. .

  • @r1r11
    @r1r11 9 років тому +34

    I felt a little stupid at the beginning of the video, because I only listened to the German and didn't read the subtitles because it's not necessary for me, but I realized when you were laughing it doesn't have anything to do with the video xD just the subtitles, well hilarious video. 😂

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 роки тому +13

    Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest in five minutes. He spent four of them building a snowman at the bottom.

  • @Azhan.J777
    @Azhan.J777 6 років тому +10

    When hitler said he does grocery shopping at home depot i was weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raulyaguesantiago8037
    @raulyaguesantiago8037 6 років тому +7

    "He swims the Atlantic as we speak" an Tyrone's laugh killed me 😂😥😂

  • @justingug
    @justingug 3 роки тому +18

    Amazing things about Chuck Norris such as he caught all the Pokemon by using a land line phone.

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 2 роки тому +4

      When Chuck Norris does a push-up he’s not pushing himself up he pushes the earth down

  • @blazedgamingkr1438
    @blazedgamingkr1438 4 роки тому +19

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch it, it's still absolutely hilarious.

  • @OldMovieFan1973
    @OldMovieFan1973 4 місяці тому +2

    Gotta admit.....9yrs later this is still one of your best videos.
    God Bless you Brother.
    Still making us smile years later.

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 8 років тому +33

    Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by saying the word "Bang"
    In this universe i'm guessing it was the plane that informed them that Chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic.

  • @gtsmitty5
    @gtsmitty5 9 років тому +18

    Magnus, your reactions are priceless. By the way, I heard Chuck Norris built the Comcast Center here in Philly while he was sleepwalking.

  • @JJoh4040
    @JJoh4040 8 років тому +8

    Chuck Norris went on a 40 day vacation but he forgot to turn off sink faucet 40 days later the world flooded
    12:00 p.m Chuck Norris left his freezer door open, at 12:01 p.m the ice age began.

  • @justine8637
    @justine8637 6 років тому +9

    Chunk Norris is the Nokia of humans

  • @bphater31
    @bphater31 6 років тому +18

    After infinity war... nebula says to Tony stark....
    😐Nebula: there is only one person can fix this.. with the snap of his fingers...he can save the universe.. n bring my sister... your friends.. n everyone back to life. *snap* just like that.....
    😯Tony stark: tell me he's name...
    😐Nebula: Chuck Norris...

    • @elwookiemexicano
      @elwookiemexicano 4 роки тому +1

      If they ask chucks Norris for help he would tell thanos to knock it off from the beginning and thanos would of stop because he knew that chuck Norris is the main man

    • @FannyPackJack04
      @FannyPackJack04 4 роки тому +2

      You know that the infinity stones are just some of Chuck Norris’ kidney stones

    • @bphater31
      @bphater31 4 роки тому

      @@elwookiemexicano
      😂👍🏻

  • @barzmcneil5839
    @barzmcneil5839 8 років тому +4

    Chuck Norris's 5 o'clock shadow can cause an eclipse

  • @LadyFairChildVideo
    @LadyFairChildVideo 4 роки тому +6

    i like the "he swims the atlantic as we speak" , almost peed myself laughing. i imagined chuck swimming the atlantic like a 100 foot long olympic pool lmao

  • @Bruniastys
    @Bruniastys 6 років тому +6

    'he swims the atlantic as we speak' lol ;')

  • @formerlychucks
    @formerlychucks 9 років тому +58

    I heard Tyrone Magnum is a great reactor

    • @Krontok
      @Krontok 7 років тому +2

      Better than Nuclear

  • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669
    @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669 8 років тому +16

    In order to save Germany, Japan must deploy their Segata Sanshiro to negate Chuck Norris.

    • @hanjizoe2648
      @hanjizoe2648 7 років тому +7

      No, we need Gojira, and Chuck Norris's clone brother, in order to defeat the infamous MLG Chuck Norris! XD

    • @zachlor4579
      @zachlor4579 7 років тому +4

      The Quirky Monster no! They can't! If they do, they will destroy the entire universe!

  • @Tommy1198S
    @Tommy1198S 7 років тому +2

    When Chuck Norris does pushups, the Earth moves down.

  • @raymondboop4069
    @raymondboop4069 5 років тому +3

    Area 51 is Chuck Norris' petting zoo

  • @Mr.Goodkat
    @Mr.Goodkat 8 років тому +6

    Chuck Norris once won a staring contest...blindfolded, over the phone without ever dialing a number and I hear under his beard is a magnet, so if you're made of metal he can attach himself to ye.

  • @buckgardner5936
    @buckgardner5936 6 років тому +4

    😂😂😂😂"If Chuck Norris gets shot today tomorrow will be the bullets funeral!" im in tears

  • @daswunder1901
    @daswunder1901 4 роки тому +4

    Well I'm a german... its weird to hear it and reading the subtitle 🤣🤣🤣 but anyway this is sooo good man 🤣🤣

  • @slice5781
    @slice5781 6 років тому +3

    "He swims the atlantic as we speak" lmao xddddddd

  • @umarhanan
    @umarhanan 4 роки тому +5

    Chuck Norris rumors have been spread throughout the galaxies. Until today, no aliens have dared to contact Earth.
    Flying saucers you see in the sky are not aliens, they are frisbees Chuck Norris thrown but no one is fast enough to catch it.
    Dear aliens, if you are reading this, please note that these Chuck Norris facts are not real. Here at earth, we have a concept called humor where the facts are highly exaggerated beyond logic for comedy and laughter.

  • @bobbygnosis
    @bobbygnosis 9 років тому +4

    The pen of destruction gets me every time.

  • @machinegunpreacher2469
    @machinegunpreacher2469 4 роки тому +2

    Auto accidents flee the scene of Chuck Norris.

  • @LadyBoobs
    @LadyBoobs 8 років тому +2

    Lol he does his grocery shopping at Home Depot!!😂😂😂🔫

  • @jasonorsak2295
    @jasonorsak2295 6 років тому +3

    I woke up this morning and the sun is out. The all high chuck Norris must be in a good mood.

  • @ImAdaptking
    @ImAdaptking 9 років тому +35

    Thanks for reviewing the video I sent you Tyrone you're the best :D

    • @TyroneMagnus
      @TyroneMagnus  9 років тому +23

      That's what she said!!!

    • @ImAdaptking
      @ImAdaptking 9 років тому +16

      Then she was correct ! XD

    • @TyroneMagnus
      @TyroneMagnus  9 років тому +27

      Woooooooooooooo!!!

    • @kevinrspBelieves
      @kevinrspBelieves 9 років тому +2

      Tyrone Magnus Just now saw this. Thanks guys for enjoying and sharing my video.

  • @ericmcdowell5762
    @ericmcdowell5762 8 місяців тому +1

    Tyrone, ... your laughter alone was making me tear up in my own laughter. This was darn funny indeed !!!

  • @mde944
    @mde944 6 років тому +2

    Chuck Norris started “the wave” at a ball game and 10,000 fans drown.

  • @williamsuailua6136
    @williamsuailua6136 7 років тому +2

    chuck was born onth 6th may 1945 and the nazis surrendered the next 7th of may 1945 this not a coincidence

  • @arronwilliams1751
    @arronwilliams1751 9 років тому +6

    Squeeze Water from Rocks...............Hahhahahahah

    • @mortensen1961
      @mortensen1961 5 років тому +2

      He actually squeezes rocks from water..

  • @moesypittounikos
    @moesypittounikos 6 місяців тому

    Good that you saved this hilarious comedy. I can't believe these video got taken down?

  • @ellisjames8517
    @ellisjames8517 4 роки тому +2

    You need to do more of these as a try not to laugh challenge. The latest ones are hilarious

  • @andrewjohn2124
    @andrewjohn2124 2 роки тому +1

    Even Chuck Norris is scared of someone…every night Chuck locks the house up with advanced defensive systems and he makes sure to hide all pencils…all to guard against the John Wick one man killing machine.

  • @TecToss
    @TecToss 8 років тому +74

    God these makes me hate being German sometimes - it's not half as funny if you understand all the words :(

  • @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor
    @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor 7 років тому +1

    I haven't seen anyone reacted to this but just Tyrone!!!!!

  • @TonyOkArts
    @TonyOkArts 8 років тому +1

    Hitler: he(Chuck Norris) does all his grocery shopping at home depot!

  • @santiagoarce5672
    @santiagoarce5672 7 років тому +3

    I'm contemplating not learning german so I can watch these funny hitler videos

  • @LibertyPrimeV1
    @LibertyPrimeV1 9 років тому +5

    Where do people recommend you videos? Twitter or youtube comments?

  • @markstrow6992
    @markstrow6992 3 роки тому

    Thank u for this. Thanks for not " cancelling " this is funny

  • @kevinavalon7208
    @kevinavalon7208 6 років тому +1

    When chuck norris gets in the ocean water, sharks gets out of the ocean

  • @Flowofwisdom
    @Flowofwisdom 9 років тому +1

    haahahahahahaaaaa yo this was stoooopid!!!!!! I had tears laughing at this.

  • @kevinchapman9360
    @kevinchapman9360 6 років тому +4

    If we all ask chuck norris nicely, he might let God back in.

  • @thenowinscenario4139
    @thenowinscenario4139 8 років тому +1

    Stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium!!! FFS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @freddiemercury7783
    @freddiemercury7783 5 років тому +1

    Correction! Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

  • @malletofjustice7977
    @malletofjustice7977 7 років тому +2

    Great video.. my wife is German, and I'm trying to decide whether I should send it to her or not... really can't afford another divorce, so maybe this will be my inside joke...

  • @Carlparishhonda
    @Carlparishhonda 6 років тому +1

    Hitler's nervous breakdown.

  • @tjfritz8722
    @tjfritz8722 5 років тому +1

    Sometimes The Flu Gets Chuck Norris

  • @theend9258
    @theend9258 4 місяці тому +1

    Chuck Norris swims in the ocean to attack sharks!

  • @ak150884
    @ak150884 9 років тому

    I don't know if you've seen them yet, but there are two videos (episode 1 and 2) of when Hitler steals Chuck Norris kraken and then tries to recover his time travel machine and the video parts are of different scenes as well.

  • @davidferus2974
    @davidferus2974 8 років тому +1

    OMG these are so freaking funny...(he can squeeze water from rocks)...lol

  • @gothambillionaire
    @gothambillionaire 5 років тому +1

    Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth

  • @gunforce5559
    @gunforce5559 2 роки тому +1

    Chuck Norris blew up all Death Stars at once by pointing at them and saying bang.

  • @4everhealthwellness344
    @4everhealthwellness344 10 місяців тому +2

    When Chuck Norris goes on UA-cam EVERY channel subscribes to him.....or else!!!

  • @AL3JANDRO_GV
    @AL3JANDRO_GV 3 роки тому

    1:05 He swims the Atlantic as we speak!
    Hahaha

  • @johnchimpo006
    @johnchimpo006 8 років тому +2

    hey Chuck, how many push ups can you do?.... All of them

  • @thecontentthief384
    @thecontentthief384 7 років тому +1

    Chuck norris is so tough segata sanshiro throw at chuck a sega Saturn, Chuck destroyed it in front of him and made him pissed himself

  • @Wolfbroa
    @Wolfbroa 7 років тому +2

    Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim through land

  • @FannyPackJack04
    @FannyPackJack04 4 роки тому +1

    It is said that the only man with enough power to even have a slim chance of defeating chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood

  • @prainlavos7364
    @prainlavos7364 9 років тому +1

    Oh man it had me to tears lol!!! XD

  • @michaelvantuinen9216
    @michaelvantuinen9216 3 роки тому +1

    He may be 81 but can still punt you into next week

  • @patriot7260
    @patriot7260 9 років тому

    "He fucking does his grocery shopping at HOME DEPOT"
    *Dying as I post the comment*

  • @AhmedAithamoudi
    @AhmedAithamoudi Рік тому +1

    when chuk norris breaks the law they call the ambulance

  • @MrShysterme
    @MrShysterme 11 днів тому

    Best line is "he swims the Atlantic as we speak"

  • @alenvasilyev1845
    @alenvasilyev1845 3 роки тому +2

    Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

  • @jamesonweimann4720
    @jamesonweimann4720 2 роки тому +1

    Chuck Norris has a pet turtle and lizard their names are gamera and Godzilla

  • @frostbite5081
    @frostbite5081 8 років тому

    They say that if you look under Chuck Norris' beard, you'll find no chin. Just another fist.

  • @josephkunath4173
    @josephkunath4173 Рік тому +2

    Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed fifty people.....then it blew up.

  • @apexpredator4937
    @apexpredator4937 Місяць тому +1

    Isn't there a new documentary of Hitler on Netflix?

  • @silverforest4682
    @silverforest4682 Рік тому +1

    Where's Chuck Norris when you need him, send him after putin!

  • @Darkangelrock92
    @Darkangelrock92 8 років тому

    Hitler parody is funny itself, but i got to say your laughter is priceless!!!

  • @kevinavalon7208
    @kevinavalon7208 6 років тому +1

    i heard chuck norris killed his own shadow.

  • @namanaggarwal9814
    @namanaggarwal9814 7 років тому

    chuck norris is like rajnikant of hollywood

  • @user-zn2tn1rs1o
    @user-zn2tn1rs1o 7 років тому +2

    interesting your comments on the video

  • @Flo1985wob
    @Flo1985wob 7 років тому

    im from germany and i love your reationn videos!!!

  • @hoh5956
    @hoh5956 2 роки тому +1

    It is said that Chuck Norris can convince a spanish grandmother that hes full

  • @Mike-bk5yc
    @Mike-bk5yc Місяць тому

    Chuck Norris gave away his watches and belts to some 20 year olds. Those 20 year olds are now known as the power rangers

  • @SeanMars87
    @SeanMars87 9 років тому +1

    Bruce Lee had problems fighting Chuck Norris.... Bruce doesnt have problems!

  • @mtp10459
    @mtp10459 9 років тому

    You gotta check out the one about Megan Fox turning him down. That was one was hysterical.