Chuck norris can enter animal enclosures anytime he wants and leave without any injuries, bruises or scratches. Animals are afraid to enter a chuck norris enclosure
Some fresh Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris can drive a hammer through wood with a nail. Chuck Norris was once shot by a .50 caliber rifle. The bullet died on impact. Chuck Norris gives the grim reaper lessons on dying. Chuck Norris thought he made a mistake once, but he was wrong. Then he realized he never makes mistakes and he's never wrong. Chuck Norris patented "Death." You die, you pay. (Note: Any life forms apart from Earth are not excluded from this patent. You will pay.) When Chuck Norris says jump, you jump. No matter how high the cliff. Chuck Norris is older than his parents. There will be weaping and gnashing of teeth in hell. When Chuck Norris visits, there will be some ass kickin' too. To this day, Satan still begs him for mercy. The evil snake tempted Adam and Eve into eating the apple, and succeeded. It tried it on Chuck Norris. Long story short, Chuck Norris enjoyed delicious hot apple pie, while wearing his new snake skin boots. Chuck Norris can count to infinity, backwards. Bigfoot once had a Chuck Norris encounter. Bigfoot doesn't live in the woods by choice. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built his mansion from the top down. Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King, because he can have it his way. When Chuck Norris was born, America became great. When superman asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do, Chuck Norris said, "All of em'." Chuck Norris was once proven guilty of many obvious murder charges, but the judge dismissed the case, since there were more thugs to take care of. When the police dept. get dangerous assignment calls dispatched to them, they are immediately forwarded to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit. Chuck Norris doesn't need to tell time, time tells Chuck Norris. Hurricanes are not formed by a natural phenomenon, it's just Chuck Norris practicing with his nunchucks. If you see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance, don't be alarmed. It's just Chuck Norris puffing on his cigar. Chuck Norris invented the alphabet. Originally there were over a million letters, but then he realized only he could memorize them all. Thus, greatly limiting the English language, as we now know it. Chuck Norris never had a regular childhood. He was born a man. Chuck Norris's doctor checked his knee reflexes. The doctor's autopsy report showed a serious blunt trauma to his right temple. As a toddler, Chuck Norris never played with block or toys. Instead, he enjoyed playing with hand grenades and jumping betties. Chuck Norris's chest hair can stop a bullet, which led to the invention of the bullet proof vest.
When Boromir said "one does not simply march into Mordor", Gandalf said: "Chuck Norris can but unfortunately hes on a different world" Boromir asked confused: "Who is Chuck Norris?" Gandalf and the elves looking at him, their faces a display of shock and unbelieving
Chuck Norris can beat ANYONE YOU CAN BET ON DEFEATING HIM IN ANY WAY... everyone in video games, comics, animae, movies, ANYONE! NAME IT! in just a blink of an eye...
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs wasn't actually a meteor. It was Chuck's football. Long ago, Chuck Norris stamped on the ground. The place where he did that is now called the Grand Canyon. Chuck once threw a grenade upwards. It destroyed an entire planet, creating the asteroid belt, wich Chuck uses to keep his trousers up, and then the grenade exploded. When Chuck Norris is cold, he makes a campfire. Those campfires are also known as stars.
Chuck Norris had a kid once. His name was Kratos. An author once wrote 'Chuck norris' in his book once. He can't delete it. Chuck Norris fought saitama once. The loser had to go bald. Chuck norris facepalmed once. The shockwave slapped everyone upside the head. Chuck Norris once got a doctorate in every subject at harvard. During the meet-and-greet. Chuck Norris squished some dirt in his hand. That dirt is now known as the Nokia 3310 Chuck norris didn't like dio after the reset, so he went for a jog and reset the universe again. (Had to throw in some jjba references) Chuck Norris played with legos once. He saved humanity from the titans for a century. Chuck Norris took up cosplay. He went as saitama, but stronger. Chuck Norris beat light and L working together at chess. During a checkers match. When Chuck Norris plays street fighter, he plays as Heihachi.
Chuck once tried to get his hair cut, His hair cut the scissors and the razor blade. Once Chuck Sang a song, And he didn’t even use a microphone. All the glassware within 1000 acres broke.
There once was a legend, of a man born with great power, who will bring balance to the entire universe. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris...killed that man
When Chuck is late in school, the teacher apologizes because everybody arrived earlier
lol 😂
LOL XD
When a thief sneaked into chuck norris’ house, the thief called 911
911 calls chuck norris for help...
2kPvgst4 _ LOL
The thief decided to surrender himself to the cops for fear of getting beaten up by Chuck norris
Chuck Norris calls 911 to order pizza.
1 year ago huh... 96 likes
Missing the best one...
Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945.
The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck norris was born march 10, 1940
😂
I was going to add this one but I was sure someone else would. Glad you did and I checked. Best hitler rant parody ever
Peppi r/wooosh
German:nein!!nein!nein!nein!!nein!!!!!!
Chuck Norris Once kissed a kid
now the kid is known as OnePunchMan
😂
No dude that's wrong
Saitama didn't train himself
Chuck Norris train him
@@D-Ender woooosh, it was a joke you dumbass.
@@landervedua632 hey i am make a joke to you batass
@@D-Ender I said *HE* made a joke you dumbass.
Chuck Norris killed 100 people with a gun.
And then he shot it.
As a warning
@@juanalejandro5821 you just made the joke better🤣🤣🤣
Chuck Norris built sand castles as a child
Today they're called pyramids
😂👍
Im related to him. Ill tell him that one. Is that okay with you?
Bilal Khawaja pyramids are made of stone bricks.But good joke tho.I still have a sense of humour.
Irene Bone it's made of sandstone not brick
Blu plum well its like sand-bricks
Chuck Norris once set a fire by spilling Water
😂👍
On the North Pole
On Winter
Underwater
Chuck norris can start a fire to cool himself up
Chuck norris can enter animal enclosures anytime he wants and leave without any injuries, bruises or scratches. Animals are afraid to enter a chuck norris enclosure
Chuck Norris once accidentally sent his pet through time
Its now known in the past as the manticore
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet. The lake gets "chucked".
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, women get wet.
Chuck Norris once lighted a campfire.
That campfire is now known as the *Sun*
Lolx 😂
Ayyyyyyyy
Kirishima Eijirou *lit
@@beakyturf6336 Agree
Long ago, this guy called chuck norris once spit, and now in the present, we have this thing called the ocean
😂🤣
Person 1- The Earth is flat!
Person 2- The Earth is round!
Chuck Norris- The shape of the Earth is what I think it is.
A cube
The earth is a velociraptor
A watermelon (not cut)
My mom need you Chuck Norris
A Chuck norris
Chuck norises iPhone ran out of battery but is to afraid to turn of
😂
@@dolsopolar once english was easy, until chuck norris test got F
Some fresh Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris can drive a hammer through wood with a nail.
Chuck Norris was once shot by a .50 caliber rifle. The bullet died on impact.
Chuck Norris gives the grim reaper lessons on dying.
Chuck Norris thought he made a mistake once, but he was wrong. Then he realized he never makes mistakes and he's never wrong.
Chuck Norris patented "Death." You die, you pay. (Note: Any life forms apart from Earth are not excluded from this patent. You will pay.)
When Chuck Norris says jump, you jump. No matter how high the cliff.
Chuck Norris is older than his parents.
There will be weaping and gnashing of teeth in hell. When Chuck Norris visits, there will be some ass kickin' too. To this day, Satan still begs him for mercy.
The evil snake tempted Adam and Eve into eating the apple, and succeeded. It tried it on Chuck Norris. Long story short, Chuck Norris enjoyed delicious hot apple pie, while wearing his new snake skin boots.
Chuck Norris can count to infinity, backwards.
Bigfoot once had a Chuck Norris encounter.
Bigfoot doesn't live in the woods by choice. He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built his mansion from the top down.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King, because he can have it his way.
When Chuck Norris was born, America became great.
When superman asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do, Chuck Norris said, "All of em'."
Chuck Norris was once proven guilty of many obvious murder charges, but the judge dismissed the case, since there were more thugs to take care of.
When the police dept. get dangerous assignment calls dispatched to them, they are immediately forwarded to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to tell time, time tells Chuck Norris.
Hurricanes are not formed by a natural phenomenon, it's just Chuck Norris practicing with his nunchucks.
If you see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance, don't be alarmed. It's just Chuck Norris puffing on his cigar.
Chuck Norris invented the alphabet. Originally there were over a million letters, but then he realized only he could memorize them all. Thus, greatly limiting the English language, as we now know it.
Chuck Norris never had a regular childhood. He was born a man.
Chuck Norris's doctor checked his knee reflexes. The doctor's autopsy report showed a serious blunt trauma to his right temple.
As a toddler, Chuck Norris never played with block or toys. Instead, he enjoyed playing with hand grenades and jumping betties.
Chuck Norris's chest hair can stop a bullet, which led to the invention of the bullet proof vest.
These are not jokes they are FACTS
@Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu yes shaggy at infinity power would die from a bitch slap of chuck norris
Chuck yawn shaggy dies
Chuck Norris lost a glove when he was younger.
The *INFINITY GAUNTLET!*
The reason why earthquakes happen is just Chuck Norris playing jump rope
Chuck Norris won a race.
By standing still
Could if you imagine if chuck norris ran for president.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for president.
He claims the position.
No the predident would run for Chuck Norris
@@warmetalspelipurnukka9157 chuck Norris doesn't run for anything, things just rush toward him.
Elections ran into him
When Boromir said "one does not simply march into Mordor", Gandalf said: "Chuck Norris can but unfortunately hes on a different world"
Boromir asked confused: "Who is Chuck Norris?" Gandalf and the elves looking at him, their faces a display of shock and unbelieving
Chuck norris wasn’t born,he was made from the cosmic particles of reality
after getting out and stepping on the moon, the first thing neil armstrong saw was chuck norris sitting on a boulder, drinking a beer
Chuck Norris is so scary he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
You made mistake on your video titke there not memes but they are facts
My bad 😭😂
FunnyPig you dont need to apologise me but to chuch norris if you still want to live
Title* theyre*
Ovidijus Jakucionis apalogize to me*
A LEGO gets hurt when it steps on chuck norris
😂
Chuck Norris can beat ANYONE YOU CAN BET ON DEFEATING HIM IN ANY WAY...
everyone in video games, comics, animae, movies, ANYONE! NAME IT! in just a blink of an eye...
Himself with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird
😂
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.
Fighting Dreamers That was in the vid
They said that already -_-
@@eonsinfinity534 they also said that too in the vid -_-
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor said: "Congratulations, it's a man."
Chuck Norris once hiked on a mountain during Christmas.....that mountain is now named EVEREST.
😂👍
*mauna kea
when Chuck Norris trips and hit the ground…
*B O O M*
Chuck made a UA-cam video once. That is the life we are living.
Chuck Norris can go into narinia with out a closet
😂👍
So the rest of the books
Narnia*...lol
of course he is aslan in the human world is chuck norris
Chuck Norris has been to another planet it's now called the sun
😂
lol😂😂
Once Goku and Chuck Norris had a staring contest. The loser had to wear a tail for a couple of years
😂👍
GLaDOS 2.0 But Goku was born with the tail and had to cut it off
Dont care just go with it
Mc. Doggo Yeah just a big fan of the db series I'll stop now
Yeah i know i screwed up there
Lmao that transformers one
Each time Chuck Norris stares at the Moon's surface, a crater is formed.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat in restaurants he eats the restaurants
Chuck Norris is the type of dude to rob a bank without anything but his fists and legs
Chuck Norris provides heat to radiators
Chuck Norris once met Freddy Krueger...He’s hiding in hell now.
Chuck Norris didn’t get Ebola, ebola got chuck Norris
Chuck norris once spit and there was a tsunami
NewbGAMERz his spit reached bee swarm simulator and caused all the spit faces to appear but they were too scared
one time chuck norris and arnold schwarzenegger got in an argument and arnold said, ill be back, but he never came back
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs wasn't actually a meteor. It was Chuck's football.
Long ago, Chuck Norris stamped on the ground. The place where he did that is now called the Grand Canyon.
Chuck once threw a grenade upwards. It destroyed an entire planet, creating the asteroid belt, wich Chuck uses to keep his trousers up, and then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris is cold, he makes a campfire. Those campfires are also known as stars.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest against the sun and a underwater-breathing contest against a fish.....
Simultaneously.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breath, oxygen hides in his lungs for protection
Chuck Norris once farted in space now it is called the black hole
A black hole cannot escape the gravitational pull of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't test positive from COV19.
COV19 test positive from Chuck Norris
5:51 I'm guessing they took the L
😂😂😂Works both ways
Chuck Norris had a kid once. His name was Kratos.
An author once wrote 'Chuck norris' in his book once. He can't delete it.
Chuck Norris fought saitama once. The loser had to go bald.
Chuck norris facepalmed once. The shockwave slapped everyone upside the head.
Chuck Norris once got a doctorate in every subject at harvard. During the meet-and-greet.
Chuck Norris squished some dirt in his hand. That dirt is now known as the Nokia 3310
Chuck norris didn't like dio after the reset, so he went for a jog and reset the universe again. (Had to throw in some jjba references)
Chuck Norris played with legos once. He saved humanity from the titans for a century.
Chuck Norris took up cosplay. He went as saitama, but stronger.
Chuck Norris beat light and L working together at chess. During a checkers match.
When Chuck Norris plays street fighter, he plays as Heihachi.
Chuck Norris played with marbles once, the playing field is now known as the universe!
Chuck norris doesnt have delete button in his keyboard because he never gets wrong
Chuck Norris has 10 dollar , someone stole 5 dollar .
Now Chuck Norris has 20 dollars
Chuck Norris can fly a kite during a hurricane. Chuck Norris can stare at Medusa and turn her into stone.
Chuck Norris once hurled an apple.
It went back in time and dropped on Newton's head.
Chuck Norris didn't take the One Chip Challenge, the One Chip took the Chuck Norris challenge....and lost miserably.
Chuck once tried to get his hair cut,
His hair cut the scissors and the razor blade.
Once Chuck Sang a song, And he didn’t even use a microphone.
All the glassware within 1000 acres broke.
😂🤣
That's why he always has a goatee lol
Chuck Norris once played an unfair game..
The game rages.
Chuck Norris once shot down a stealth bomber.
By pointing at it with his finger.
And shouting, "Bang!"
After seeing all of these memes,I am convinced that Chuck Norris is god because of all the impossible things he can do.
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10
Chuck Norris once won a game of Monopoly without owning any property
Chuck Norris: I threw one Pokeball, caught em all.
Sam Elliott: all two of yer OWN, son, cos YER balls are the POKEY ones!!!
Chuck Norris once told a joke now the man he told it to went insane with hilarity
Chuck Norris, how many pushups can you do?
A: All of them.
All ONE of them? Gotcha!!!
Once chuck norris race with f1 car,chuck norris won with kid car!!!
Chuck norris and one punch man had an arm wrestling whoever loses gets bald
CHUCK NORRIS 4 PRESIDENT !
Let's start a campaign Right Now!
Chuck Norris was once lost in the TV series L.O.S.T.
But then L.O.S.T. lost chuck norris.
Chuck Norris tried to see how high up he could through a rock as a kid.
We call that rock the moon
This are just facts.
I feel like making a chuck Norris joke. But if I do, I'll probably die just from him looking at the comment and giving it the "death stare"
Thanos had a bet with Chuck Norris. Whoever lost was painted purple.
The dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris once. *ONCE* ...
I love these so much XD
Chuck Norris once peed on a metal ball then threw it to space...
That metal ball is now known as Cybertron
Chuck Norris starts tornados by blowing
Kratos killed all of the gods of Mount Olympus except for one. He's still working up the courage to challenge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got angry at mortal humans commiting sins and weaknesses so he invented a new religion for our redemption.
Chuck Norris once flew an paper plane
and it was the SR-71 Blackbird.
There once was a legend, of a man born with great power, who will bring balance to the entire universe. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris...killed that man
Chuck Norris sneezed
Made an earthquake
God gave us Chuck Norris so Clint Eastwood could have somebody to fight with.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language
When someone writes the name of Chuck Norris in the Death Note...
the Death Note dies
Chuck Norris Made Shaggy.
Hi FBI!
Chuck Norris took out the whole FBI with 2 guns...
His left arm and his right arm.
Chuck Norris once bit a spider. It is now known as Man-Spider.
When Chuck Norris Watches TV The TV Changes Itself.
Kira once used the death note against Chuck Norris, he forgot the last rule was : you cant kill gods of death
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter,ROFL,classic.
When the boogie man is under your bed he is hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got tired of films in America so he shaved his head, moved to Japan and became OnePunchMan.
Chuck Norris once strangled a burglar to death with cable of his wireless phone
The reason Pluto is no longer counted as a planet is because Chuck Norris did a jumping jack on it, making it too small.
Chuck Norris slams revolving doors
Chuck Norris had his name written in the death note but the death note doesn’t have the courage to kill him
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at the showerhead and it starts crying
😂🤣
Thanos used the infinity gauntlet against chuck norris, it turned into dust.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris because CHUCK NORRIS!
Oh shit my lungs hurt. Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris once played with legos when he was a kid those legos are now the Eiffel tower
The grim reaper blocked chuck Norris number cause chuck Norris kept calling him to laugh in his face