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- Опубліковано 7 гру 2022
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Can confirm. That hurts.
Definitely
Nobody likes you
Go touch grass
I also can confirm, it hurts, will purchase it again, 10/10.
Are you brushing your teeth with it?
Reminds me of the time a friend of mine reviewed a lipstick: "I put it on yesterday morning, ate 3 times, gave my boyfriend a bj and went to bed and it's still perfectly on"
That’s a shining review
Those are a nightmare when you actually want to get them off at the end of the day, god. LOTS of oil makeup remover and elbow grease must be used and your lips will now remain red because of irritation
Beautiful,meaningful review.
i saw a screenshot of a review for uhh this black thing you put on your eyelashes?? absolutely forgor the word... so uhh yeah this thing! it said "i cried for four hours then was soaked in rain and then was brutally f-d for half an hour and it stayed, ten out of ten"
edit: rembered the word!! it was mascara
waterproof one, specifically
@@xylophone_888 that’s hilarious
My girlfriend got me a weighted blanket when I was required to stay in bed pretty much constantly while I was dying of organ failure. It felt great and helped discourage me from moving in the bed when I was restless (which cause me immense pain), but it was so heavy that I couldn't get out from under it on my own and would panic.
The nurses loved it because I couldn't wander the hospital in a drugged and brain-dead stupor mumbling about firefighter training and dragging my machines around with me looking for my dog and cussing out physicians.
Did you survive?
@@Asertix357 I did not, unfortunately. I did manage to possess my phone, though, which my loving fiancée has not yet had the heart to cancel the data plan on.
For now, I can still reach out to any internet denizens who care to listen to my tales of woe about that stupid weighted blanket.
@@Nylak-Otter What did your fiancee say about the blanket your gf got you?
@@Nylak-Otter Your girlfriend is really commited
@Unkle Belt - He never recovered. He's possessing his phone; check the comment above yours for this confirmation
when that seller said "hehe" i reached my damn limit😂
hehe
0:37 The seller response makes me think that they're actually a very funny person who can tell you the best jokes to brighten your day up.
you are everywhere
*why are you everywhere*
what if that man was actually a serial killer and he ate 6 people.
@@NeedTherapyUrgently I can confirm this, I was the 6 person he ate. 🤬🤬
@@bellenesatan what the f-
'Not happy at all' is more accurate than they intended. Hdppy is indeed not happy.
yeah
yeah
yeah
I’ve dealt with the cricket one before except I didn’t have a trap, so you know what I did? I went outside, found a spider and put it under my bed. The next morning i awoke to the spider on my thigh practically saying he had finished his job, and sweet sweet silence. I grabbed the spider with my bare hands and softly put him in the grass outside my window like he hero he was.
Did you give the spider a little kiss too?
You did WHAT?!
Spider: Assassin for hire
but yeah I WOULD DIE IF I WOKE UP TO THAT OH GOD
Spiders are just little 8 legged terriers, I'm convinced.
The garage joke actually made me laugh out loud😂😂
Seen it before, but it always gets me 😄 got Robin too. Reviewer was on fine form that day 👍
I don't get it
I don't get it either
Roombas are great for disabled people, tho. I love mine, since vacuuming from a wheelchair is an exhausting task from hell.
Edit: Charles is fairly loud, and sometimes I have to help the poor guy back home, but I love him. He makes my life so much easier. Googly eyes worth it, 10/10. Thank you, Charles!
They vary greatly in quality. I have a $200 one that's worked great for years (except I constantly have to remove hair) and a $1000 one that's terrible. (Thankfully I got that one for almost free!)
@@renakunisaki True. I have one of those cheap ones, and he works like a charm. I've heard some complaints about the expensive models, however. Especially competitors.
Respect man.
You should probably give Charles a raise.
I just work too much. Vlad the Inhaler, Rosie, and Hazel do all our vacuuming.
I HATE Amazon's customer questions thing. More specifically, I hate that customers misinterpret it thinking that it's a question that someone is asking directly to them.
Thanks Jim from Albany, I'm glad that your son liked that you bought him this gift for his birthday, but you really didn't need to tell me that you don't know if this charger brick supports super fast charging.
I've noticed that as well. People are really dense af sometimes. Today I read an article talking about how people didn't realize that nutcrackers were actually used for cracking nuts ( cracking nuts and taking names more like it!!) And yes, I was not surprised at the ignorant people, I was however surprised Newsweek felt the need to write an article about it.
Yeah its always like that. Someone asks "Does this work for _____" And someone else for no reason is like "I don't know". If you don't know why respond?
Yes, but the people asking those questions are equally stupid.
I love reading those responses, especially when it's someone who's doesn't know the answer, but thinks they are being asked the specific question and are obviously annoyed.
They respond because they get an email that's worded as if someone is asking them specifically.
I had ordered some Q-Tips on Amazon, which were a decent product. Months later there was a strange question that was asked about them: "Are these reusable?" I couldn't stop laughing, as I tried to think of a suitable answer. I wrote, "Reusable? Ummmm... MAYBE, but I WOULDN'T. Wax out, wax in, Daniel-San."
@@sloppycat3337 Let me guess... With all the ear wax you collect on those, you can detail your car.
@@CaptainFoufeuwell I can but I do that with q-tips already. Upcycling hknow
03:39 If she can confuse a backwards uppercase D with a lowercase a, in a sentence that is all uppercase, I'm surprised this person can turn the computer on let alone type.
yeah like BRUJH you even had the ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE TYPING IT TO REALISE AND YOU DIDNT
Not to mention the "birht"
@@lilyhawthorne1196 that's what I was going to say
It can be difficult for some people to notice a lowercase letter in a bunch of uppercase letters
Honestly I have very bad eyesight, I can see it happening
2:38 What a nice hat! Just a nice old dude who looks dapper in it. 5:46 This was wholesome, i needed this! 👍
Imagine scrubbing your dishes and the smiley faces rub off
you have to hold a ceremony for each one when they become one of The Faceless
*Sad music plays*
On this memorable day, we hold a ceremony, on the account of Sir Spongington, the Third.
We will always remember his meaningfulness in life; as a sponge that has scrubbed harder than thought possible. With that happy face, that is now long gone.
Distant person: That's just a sponge!
Everyone else: *Intense glaring*
3:23 that person would get fired from an M&M's factory, because they would throw away all the W's. . .
Please keep your pets safe indoors, a wild ted cruz is on the loose.
Don't worry, it's starting to get cold. He'll migrate to Mexico soon enough.
Did you know he grew a bread?
@@infiniteplanes5775 I honestly got the feeling that he was attempting to hide that he's a refugee from The Munster's. Maybe that's just me though?
Man I can relate to the 11:05 one 100%. That feel when you just bought something together before the breakup and know how good it looks on her, but never got to wear it out together.. (swimsuit in my case)
your pfp tho
@@idit9252 What's with it?
I can't believe that Robin said "allright" more then 6 times
Well now I’m sad the video is over… I want a 1-hour compilation of Amazon reviews narrated ONLY by Robin (because I like his voice)
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@@temp_unknown make it 2
@@reimi3183 Make it 2
@@slugc1874 Make it 2
@@Rainbow- Make it 2
I have the litterbox shown at 2:20 and yeah, it's actually that big. Actually, this also isn't the only picture of someone literally inside the box like that. That's part of what sold me on it for my cat because he's a heckin' chonk.
Not a fan of weighted blankets. However, there are weighted plushies called Moon Pals. They give the best hugs and they're cute. 10/10
I looked them up. Are they worth the 60 US dollars? They said it's a sale for $60 and it's usually $100. Are they as soft as a hundred dollars? Do they absorb tears?
@@melorawr1608 are they my size? Is this a life sized plushie?
1:17 I think it could have been funnier if it was "No complaints from grandpa! Well, not really any talking from grandpa."
Nah I feel like that's too on the nose. The first part is already implying it so there's no need to spell it out.
@@cynister7384 Now that u say it I kind of agree
2:48 made me laugh so hard for some reason ✋💀
2:35 LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS
HIS FIDDLER CAP MADE HIM HAPPY AND NOW I'M HAPPY
I got used to it actually. It doesn't feel painful anymore. I even find it relaxing when I use it in my a-
I saw an angry review on Amazon for a katana
some guy was mad his broke when he tried to use it to cut down a tree
I must be easily amused. I sat through the whole video laughing at everything.
I'm sober. It's 3 AM and my stomach hurts.
Thank you.
2:42 As an English major that sucks at math, can confirm
3:15 when you said "Giblets" I thought of "Jibbitz" and I was like "Aren't those the things on crocs?" Looked it up and no. They were indeed not the things on crocs.
I couldn't stop laughing on giant beach ball! 5 of 5 stars - would watch again!
My great grandpa had 4 of those 55 gallon drums of lube in his basement and we don’t know why. We just left them when we cleaned out his house so the new owners got lucky.
After my 92-year-old grandfather died, Mum and I were cleaning out the house (my grandmother was in a home, with Parkinson's, by this stage) and I remember my poor 65-odd-year-old mother standing there in the hall with a pack of extra-large condoms she had found in his bedside drawer, saying "There are some things you just don't ever want to know about your parents" while I had to restrain myself from going "WAY TO GO GRANDDAD!!!".
Fun times.
The bondage gear cat harness one made me laugh hysterically for a solid minute.
Absolutely love you guys! This was definitely one of my favorites.
0:37
JUST THE PANNING OF THE CAMERA TO-
I CAN'T
I'm surprised that the suger-free harabo gold bears reviews wasn't in this vid. Then again, the absolute legendary review for those gummy bears probably deserves its own video.
16:30 Incredibly worried for this person, made me howl with laughter however. Amazing review.
The airzooka one was just priceless
2:07 It's fine, he regenerates every 3 days or so
What SCP number is he?
commenting about the joy of weighted blankets. very nice, being squeezed is comfy. i use three more blankets for extra comfort as well. (one over top, two on my head). the weighted blanket brings together the cozy vibes especially. 10/10. i too, can never go without a set of normal blankets again.
i have a leopard print one and it makes me feel like an early homo sapien hunter who is going to sleep in his cave waiting for his fresh kill to cook on the campfire, wearing the pelt of the saber tooth tiger he killed years ago
@@biggestastiest That sounds like a fire hazard waiting to happen. Did any of your very distant ancestors die in an escalated camp fire?
@@nickkohlmann considering how dumb my dad and i are probably
16:55 I did this in 8th grade twice and my science teacher, both times, was just like, "Let's put a bandaid on it" and it bled profusely for a LONG time. I still have a scar from the first time and there is still a small chunk of nail missing on the other finger
wtf is wrong with that teacher?!
@@SkiNekoKitty She didn't think it was that bad at first because I just didn't look like I was in pain. I was. But I don't react to pain for some reason. At all (except for needles). I don't know why but 5 seconds after realizing I cut myself I just walked up to her slowly because she was talking to another student and asked, "I cut myself, can I go to the office?" (We didn't have a school nurse or anything)
12:13 as an herbalist I can confirm that having your seeds finally sprout that you are very happy
I've run through about 5 cans of bear spray due to being chased by dogs on my way to work.
This was fun to see!
I've come across some real funny reviews and questions on Amazon too.
Someone posted a question asking if an incense burner was electric.
Someone replied: Yes 😂
I Love Robin's Voice, And I Don't Know Why.
I really like this subreddit, Please make more!
3:38 took me a second to realize the 'a' in 'Happy' should not be lower case.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
*can't stop my laugh*
omg, I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!!
from the start till finish, I just can't stop my laugh!
even my wife starts lecturing me for 3 hours cuz my laugh literally disturbs her times with her cheat handsome guy
I just wonder if he let me in sometimes
4:23 MADE ME CACKLE I ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE BATH 💀 this is pure GOLD
2:28 STOP IT RN THIS IS SO WHOLESOME- 😭😭😭
The Wolf on Wall Street review had me cackling 😂😂
My science teacher has an AirZooka. He sometimes shoots us with air in class while we're working and it's soo fun. He actually also tied it in with a lesson on Bernoulli's Principle so that was cool too
“Do you plan on eating it?” Hahaha
I wanna scream after watching this
4:58 I felt that last sentence on a whole another level
This was the best Emkay video. Ever. Of all time.
The happy birthday one got me for a moment
the guy who *chugged 5 hour energy* is a legend and a madman at the same time
12:50 my dude, it's no wonder she dumped your ass, if you're not creative enough to find a use for 59 of the most durable balloons humanity has ever created.
Dood, I need those air pods now, specifically so I can put the case on my cats heads. All 3 of them shall get it, one by one. Bless that poster for that photo, 10/10 would recommend
love this subreddit lol. i’d like if y’all did more vids on this one in the future (don’t have to if you don’t want to)👌🏻🖤
6:25 Considering clown cars exist, this is terrifying, and I'm not factoring in the cars
I didn't expect this to suddenly make me feel bad for a cricket, but it did
I feel like everybody gets one "I bought it when I was drunk"
Aww. I like the wholesome ones mixed in with the stupid-funny ones here. That man who now wants to get up every morning to see if his basil is growing is the best hope of humankind!
The, "Play Sand" Part was Epic!
I woke up to this. Wow. Good morning
That last one was the best of them all
The cricket reminds me of the time I kept "bugging" this one cricket for hours until it finally got mad and attacked my face.i was literally running and screaming for my mom to help me.
*Gets a big gulp cup and Five Hour Energy *
“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!”
Funny as always. Keep it up Emkay :)
Sincerely, your very supportive subscriber and viewer, Me. Have a good day
Thanks! 😃
Woah
@@EmKay No problem 😄
"No king lives forever" is something i never expected from a story about a cricket🤣😂🤣😂
Amazon took away my Right and Ability to Write and Leave Reviews because I Tell the Truth in them. EXAMPLE: "40oz Strawberry Sunny D" Sells for Almost $8 per Bottle on Amazon... But Sell for only $1.25 at the Dollar Tree..... Even Amazons 16oz sell for Almost $4 per Bottle... When I asked the company why they cost so much, they replied that it's actually the 56oz that sells for the $8 and their 40oz only sell for $6.... Still WTF?????
Now I feel pushed to buy my new sewing machine on Amazon and review it like the happy person I am. I also found out I can get another 30 day trial of prime and get free delivery tomorrow or on Sunday which means home delivery and not at my mom's office. Finally I can finish my pants and happily send that piece of junk my old sewing machine was to the scrapyard. I've never been any happier to throw away anything. Not even my first sewing sewing machine when it broke but this one. Phew... I'm dreading throwing it into the trash. I can finally go to bed happy knowing my new sewing machine is strong, sturdy and can whitstand long sewing. But there's one con. That my dad told me my mom is entitled to selling it away if I do horribly again in university. And that's scary. Expecially since my parents don't take my autism and adhd that much seriously. 😳
I once left a review for an earbud case I bought. I didn't buy it to hold earbuds, I bought it to hold my Pokémon Mini and the games I have for it. Honestly works great for that purpose. I mentioned that based on my experience it probably works just as well for earbuds, and my intended use for it working out so well speaks to the case's versatility.
luv ur videos emkay, keep it up!
"Too much pain and agony"
Like if there are times when there's just ENOUGH pain and agony for them?!
God fucking damnit the cricket one. 😂 I am just imagining seeing the cricket and the man/woman having a wrath of the lich king moment with "arthas my son" playing in the background to only see the trapped cricket hurdling into the trash. 😂
Love the alright counter
to be fair, ive nearly gone insane with the endless crickets ive killed this year, 6 a day for MONTHS on end, wake up to one crawling on you and it becomes your mission to eradicate them from existence
We have cats
16:51 I love this one.
1:13 THIS IS MAKING ME GIGGLE 1:31 ICECREAM SANDWHICH💀 3:41 sponge friends 4:02 everyone's happy now 5:50 invisibility cloak 10:16 IT'S NOT JUST FOR LADIES!!! 11:29 ☆☆☆☆☆ stars
wow
autist
"Help me, step-cat! I'm stuck in the litter box!"
The fart beanbag got me lmao....
Davros is one of those people that signed up to help out and now gets those questions emailed to them, and they think they are asking them specifically.
The 5-Hour energy one was hilarious mother of god that was funny
Q: Does the cord to this lamp contain chemicals known to cause cancer?
A: Do you plan on eating it?
No, but my cat does.
The WOTLK reference in the one review caught me off guard in the best way ngl.
"A lifetime supply of lube, and when it's empty, you have a 55 gallon drum"
But... Lifetime. I guess the drum can double as a coffin?
6:28 to be fair there are a lot of places like dairy farms that use that type of thing for things like delivering calfs and performing pregnancy checks so I can see how there is a market for it but it’s still a really really weird thing to find on Amazon marketplace for regular Joe Schmoe‘s to just order
I always read reviews on amazon. The sad thing is there are a lot of serious reviews out there of people who dont know how to use products correctly and because of it, give products bad reviews.
The giant beach ball review is my favorite.
I cackled when it said " hehe" lol
I worked at a pet store for a little while, and it isn't just Amazon that ships the tiny (pinhead) crickets loose in the box. They'd just sort of explode outward no matter how carefully you opened the box, and you just hoped you got most of them into the tank where we kept them, and didn't sneeze during this. I'd go home and find them in my pants cuffs, my pockets, my bra... Thank God they couldn't fly!
They also smell horrendous.
12:55 was not expecting that😂😂
I completely lost it at the last story
Gotta love this guys game show host voice
Nice! Another UPLOADS THANK YOUOUUU
"Only in California" killed me XD
The plunger doesn't hurt as much, but doesn't do as well.
Depends which end you use..
5:12 another way to stop him from dragging mud into the apartment is he can just take his boots off at the door
Imagine just hearing someone say “No, don’t sit there! It’s gonna release the farts” and your just trying to sit down 😭