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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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Thank you for this video. Now I can I screenshot these and pretend I’m an interesting person with a good sense of humour.
Hey, I hate doing this type of thing because it makes me feel like a bot but I recently made a video and it's just 7 views away from 600 views and I would be very glad if it gets there.
Literally me in every discord server
I took a screenshot of this comment, sent it to my brother and he said "im screenshoting this for my groupchat rn"
@@dreska255 make it so the screenshot has been screenshotted so many times no word is legible
r/shitposting and good sense of humor do not mix together
Fun fact, there is a greek God named Kratos, he's the God of strength
I was just about to say that
i think hes minor greek god but not the god of strength. I think hes the personification of it
It's almost like God of War series was based on actual gods or something.
kratos messi
He is actually the personification of strength and courage
Fun fact: there actually is a character in Greek mythology named Kratos, though he is much different to his counterpart in the game series.
Yea. Cratos* was the Greek person's of strength and one of Zeus' most trusted enforcers
@@silverplayer4439 you can be my enforcer. Here's your first job: i want you to gain a deeper understanding of yourself so i know what jobs you can handle in the future.
3:18 The way Robin says “MONEY!” could become a great meme template
Fun fact: Dogs do not see in black and white. Their color vision spectrum is different from humans but they can see in color.
No shit
the reason people say they are color blind is that their color vision spectrum is similar to some types of human colorblindness
"We're having too many babies we gotta stop for a while or something"
Me who doesn't want kids: I'm doing my part!
Me too, mi compadre in arms :)
Who tf wants kids
@@darkmatter9643…me
3:46 Couldn't find anything about carbon monoxide, but trees will absorb less carbon the more they heat up and the Amazon rain forest producing more carbon than absorbing it which are both cool and fun
9:47 Dude's having a whole character arc
6:35 Kraos is actually in Greek myhtology, except he isn't the god of war but the the divine personafication of strength.
Stuart little the MOUSE vs Remy the RAT? I don’t think it’s much of a discussion in this imaginary fight
Not 5 minutes in and I’m already laughing 😂😂 I need more of this subreddit
I’m currently 2:32 mins in, can’t wait to start laughing
Wow Emkay liked this comment ❤️
"NO! Not the Doggos!"
- Dog Tzu, The Art of Driving
Rip pupper
6:30 actually kratos was a part of Greek mythology but he wasn't a god of war
My understanding of latinx (which could absolutely be wrong I'm not that smart) is the word came from crossing out the o or a on latino/latina on forms. It wasn't meant to be a real word, just a declaration of not being masculine while also not being feminine. I have heard that for the purposes of an actual pronounceable word, latine has come into use.
And that’s pronounced la-teen-a (as in abc)
Even that is not popular among many of us, and see it as Americans messing with our language
Others either don't care or have embraced it
@@djsaidez271 I personally figured just saying Latin would do
8:50 As someone who played many games on a MacBook Air, I can confirm, it does in fact sound like a Boeing 737. Never again will I run Arma 3 at max graphics. Never.
1:26 as a person that has played Pokémon Violet and didn't choose Sprigatito because the of weed cat memes, this one killed me
I chose sprigitito specifically for the memes
7:18. Bro's stomach is big enough to fit a fridge into, he doesn't need to raid other people's fridges.
3:55 kid named paint:
8:59 oh my god this reminds me of a girl who sits across from me in one of my classes who told me about how she tried to play the sims 4 with “like every mod” on the slightly terrible workstation laptops that the college gave us (hp zbook) and the laptop immediately shitted itself and died. it was unusable for like 2 days until the situation got resolved somehow. i think she had to go to the school it department? 😭 what an absolute power move though. i wish i asked exactly how many mods she had downloaded. i like to imagine the number was in the hundreds or thousands
2:25 says he while watching a subreddit and laughing at the jokes.
a podcast is just a domesticated radio show
💀
I agree with the meme at 1:07 more than anything else ever
2:28 I love how the third dude is just like: Oh shit, what the fuck do we do?
r/Sh!tposting has the funniest sh*t on that subreddit no doubt
2:44 Comparing podcasts to morning talk radio doesn't exactly sell me on the idea of podcasts.
Yea... I don't get the appeal of listening to people talking to each other when you could listen to music instead. At least with meme videos, I can screenshot memes and add them to my hoard
Trees have begun emitting xenon diphosphate, and I don't even know if that's a real chemical compound.
3:01 I’m surprised that they were able to put OctoDad: Dadliest Catch in there.
yeah me too
They forgot Sly Cooper I think
idk why FNF is on there too 😕
Psychonauts isn't on there either.
How the hell did they get Bakugan.
(Edit) I've never played Fortnite before so I feel obligated to ask, Can you 360 no scope someone as the Peggle Unicorn?.
Robin saying that he is thankful for femboys made spit soda on my kid. He's still mad. Best laugh I've had in weeks. Thank you good sir.
06:35 Kratos was indeed in Greek Mythology, through the games took many many liberties on his character, the core however remained unchanged [he was a god of cruelty and strength]
Kratos was in Greek mythology but he was just a nobody and still had his anger issues
At least that delivery person was honest instead of just stealing it
3:45 I think someone misunderstood the way how photosynthesis works.
This is actually half-true it's just that trees aren't starting to make carbon monoxide, they always have made some of that when it is night.
In a nutshell at day trees uses light to remove carbon from oxygen it consumes carbon and "breaths" out oxygen.
At night when there is not light, trees "breaths" oxygen and emits carbon monoxide.
Most plants does this not just trees and oxygen usage is usually pretty small so there nothing to worry about.
Just don't sleep under the tree at night.
9:37 that is the funniest, yet worst thing I’ve seen all week.
Context, please? I know the character but why is it funny?
Is that Aerith?
@@Al___ yes
@@Vi______ in ff7, she was killed by being stabbed in the back by sephiroth’s sword. It was funny because it was just like the game, and worst because it happened in the game.
@@TheGlitchyMario ohhhhh yeah that makes sense lol
10:05 its easy to learn them, i am italian and know every swear in italian dictionary.
the mot known one beetween italians is "Dio porco", so next time you want to swear but dont want people around you to know just say "Dio porco" or "Bucchin'ammammete".
exactly when he started saying femboys at 5:40 my internet cut out
As a latino, can confirm I've never heard another latino use "latinx"
just latine
Same but honestly I don't even care anymore, I'll use whatever people want and go on with my day (as in, if someone who is latino wants to be called latinx for some reason I'll do it but i'm not even having that discussion with white people who think they're somehow entitled to change our language lmao)
Stuart little is a child mouse, Remy is an adult rat, Adult mice are 1/4th~1/3rd the size of adult rats
I wasn’t ready for the Aerith one I WASN’T READY
Contrary to popular belief, dogs aren't fully colourblind. They can only see certain colours, but mostly just fainter. Also, as a fun addition, cats don't have any red light sensing cells in their cornea, so what we see as red, they see as green.
8:00 having worked in one for three years. I can safely say most JJ employees might do something like this on a bad day. Just cause the customer annoyed them.
Fun fact. Dogs can be trained to identify traffic lights based on position rather than color.
4:33 omg I remember when this was on the news 😂
10:25 Me when I spread misinformation on the internet
1:10 As a Brit, I am glad that I was blessed with seemingly eternal youth rather than becoming a giant walking thumb with limbs.
Our fire "place" is in the dining room so we can bring food straight from the ancient wood-fired range straight to the table
It cooks pizzas quite effectively despite being... Idk, 100+ years old
That’s cool as fuck
dad: so son, what did you learn today?
son: EVRYTHING IS CONNECTED TO FORTNITE!
I love this subreddit
3:50 That's impossible.
The carbon from carbon dioxide is used along with the hydrogen and oxygen from water to make glucose, and the leftover oxygen from the carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere.
Turning carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide would remove an oxygen atom from the carbon without getting the carbon needed for glucose production.
Unless somehow more heat and CO2 causes chlorophyll to stop performing photosynthesis properly, causing plants to die out, but that's never happened before.
4:01 damn
Lucky
I am shocked that they were able to find enough posts for this video that weren't bait and switch, satire bigotry, or a detailed guide to making methamphetamine
1:15 A classic PVZ meme like this just brings back so much nostalgia.
What’s your favorite plant
@@sergioventura2595 I know you're asking the other guy, but my favourite (at least in design) is the snapdragon
Edit: from the first game is the chomper
Gargantuar go brrrrr
9:17 I did not know you can wash a fursuit like that
Never expected to see khyleri in one of these, but a welcome surprise to be sure
Sure, get rid of fireplaces. Then when there’s no elecricity, it’ll be Texas all over again.
9:00 i have a macbook air and i agree with the op, if you try to run any big application (games/big apps) the fans turn on and it is the loudest thing ever
'The app' is called Whisper
Dude having a real fireplace and having a fire in it is awesome. Relaxing. Nice. You're nuts.
you would not BELIEVE how loud my macbook air gets after three or more amazon tabs are opened. there's fans, there's just no vents. it's melting into slag five tabs in.
Mart with cactus hair killed me 💀💀💀
Kid named paint : GET AWAY FROM ME IM STRAIGHT
6:05 I think the preferred gender neutral term is latine
2:34 Wake up and listen to Distractible.
Dogs are humans if we were made of coke
Which one?
@@Anipaper_ Both
What is this?
@@ryanguy5452 Your life
Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Can't Unsee"
This week, the girl in OP's profile pic isn't standing in front of a white background, but that is in fact, her bulky white hair
Thanks for coming, I'll see you next episode
I’m so fucking depressed, my heart is caving the FUCK in. I need this video really bad.
"KRATOS (Cratus) was the god or personified spirit (daimon) of strength, might, power and sovereign rule(even if he doesnt care, i thought other people might be interested)
8:30 sometimes cargo shorts do this too and it sucks
Me 2022 never having heard a podcast in my life because when I was a kid it wasn't a huge thing and my radio broke a few years before podcasts were on every radio station and I have yet to get a new car... only music I hear when I drive is what's in my head.
YikYak is actually still in use, it’s basically reddit but in a 5 mile radius near you
2:59 Homestuck, as of right now, is currently unconnected to Fortnite. Madoka Magica too.
What a time to be alive
8:46
the more sophisticated term is "Joner", thank you very much
"not really a fan of the games"
> Mason has entered the chat.
I laughed at the finger painting, that was very dumb and made me giggle
6:47: Yes, and it's called Whisper.
3:50 People just learned this? I learned it back in middle school
about Kratos in Greek Mythology, well, there *is* a Kratos, but not the GoW one
That pile of clothes looks like it has the expression of the sorting hat.
1:19 Mag sipso 5:00 I feel like I've been in that room before 7:31 NO WAY THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE
I think there was a Kratos in greek mythology, but he was nothing like the video game character.
I think he might have just been a great warrior or something.
3:15 people like louis rossmann are trying to fight for the right to repair things like that.
9:01 I've got a MacBook Air (basically new condition) from a relative for cheap as it was the best I could afford and ever since I've downloaded blender I can tell you they do have fans and they do get loud, especially since some dumbass didn't seam to care about their size and location.
The thing about the trees is kinda right. Rising global temperatures is making trees stress out and when they get stressed they start to release more CO2 than they absorb. And that's CO2, not CO1.
I have no quarrels with angerboda being black cus as far as im aware only 1 god had his race described and that was only a halfway race thing. Heimdal is described as being the whitest of the gods but its more likely to in reference to purity and beauty. Vikings didn't really give a shit about race, not because they never saw coloured people because they did, but rather because it wasn't important to them, skills in combat or trade were valuable not skin colour
9:38 Reference from Final Fantasy 7 where a silver haired dude with a long ass sword named Sephiroth kills this woman named Aerith.
Funny animal-like hats actually look as having the temperature of the sun inside
got to admit, that is how i sleep.
i'm once again proud of being italian
0:18 stuart is canonically a human, just with a SHIT ton of physical deformaties,,.,.,. im pretty sure he'd win for that one factor
4:00 This guy is Lucky......what i have dreams
6:33 yeah theres a kratos in greek mythology not exaclty represented by kratos but his meaning in the mythology is something along the lines of bringing olympus down
The first one and I’m already laughing😂😂🤣
People think british people are extremely odd but look at austrailian people, THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT, BUT CHOSE NOT TO EXPAND TO THE CENTER
the beetles the cat fought are probably carpet beetles
6:13 I’ve yet to meet anyone from the afilliated cultures who likes or uses Latinx.
If you're stuck in the woods and having lows just eat some blueberries
As a latino, DO NOT CALL ME LATINX.
Unless ironically.
10:02 meme kitty is LuLu from Kittisaurus in case you want to go watch him and his 9 feline and 1 human family members. You're welcome.
2:58 Ha Ha Ha!
TF2 is immune to this shit
5:02 I have an oil fireplace so...
3:02 Quaver is safe...
The wojak at the end went to rehab