Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.
7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny
At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!
22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.
BRO THESE ARE SO GOOD AT RASINING YOUR MOOD I FU CKING LARFT CRYED HALF OF IT man i cant spell nvm i want ti kkill my self i just got to the part were he talks about one that went thoure the uwu tranlater
If I bring you breakfast in bed, just say, "Thank you." I don't want to hear all that, "How did you get into my house," shit!
And "I am gonna call the police" you know they wont find me if I dont wanna be found.
And "What the hell are you doing" when I kiss their head and tell them to go back to sleep
@WatermelonOfDoom
That is glorious 🙌
Shhh shhh, it's OK. And as I am leaning over them, I lick their nose.
Ugh they always say “HELP HEEEELP IM BEING ASSULTED BY THIS BIG TALL MAN!”
@@Nausea56 stop lying your not tall.
concrete eater has summoned
thank you concrete eater
What does concrete taste like? And have you ever tried cement?
hello concrete eater
WHO SUMMONED THE RAID BOSS
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
1:32 That "JEHESUS CHRIHIHIEST" reaction fits that situation perfectly😂
these roasts are the things I assume everyone is thinking about me every time I go out in public
11:10 “Harry, put the invisibility cloak back on!” Dumbledore said calmly.
At yes, your back. The voice still creamy, crunchy and goat milk-ly. You have the perfect tone for this sub!
who
fr bros voice sounds like Saint Agur cheese
22:29 I'm sorry but she looks like if Susan Wojcicki became a woke astrologist who believes that crystals can heal.
r/rareinsults
THATS ONE WAY TO SAY IT/POS😨😨😨
nah she kinda looks like if she went a quarter of the way with the cyberpunk aesthetic with that haircut
@@Gaminginvrrr Ok that actually sounds better
That's just Susan Wojcicki😂
Most of this video is just him laughing at the comments😂
15:34 I don’t even have to do my worst, you’re haircut already does it for me.
24:57 she looks like the villain from Madagascar 3 but even more insane
Some of these were not only roasts, but also kamikaze by words.
C'mon Emkay/Slazo, ye gotta get us some more r/roastme content. Hell, I'd love to see the Emkay crew get demolished on that subreddit.
"Bingo! just tick that off, I already guessed that" 🤣🤣😂😂
"Hairy taint and Trashly" OMFG I'M DEAD! 💀💀💀
these people are creative as hell lmao
Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.
7:51 Her nose stopped developing at 5.
33:40
a good lesson as to why you shouldn't buy the stupendium off temu
7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to
Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny
7:31
99% plastic
1% organic
8:55 this girl is too powerful. She didn't need r/roastme, she can already do it to herself.
29 seconds after posted? Wow.
At least it's a new video because I have watched most of the videos on this channel!!!
Yes
9 minutes
Sorry, but I can't help you with that. Your profile picture may be inappropiate material.
19:27 squidward eating a crabby patty for the first time
Damian has the best laughs and you can't change my mind
0:03 the girl holding the roast me paper looks like a girl in my high school 💀
34:41
THAT EDIT. Oh my God. 😂
The first narrator's wheeze laugh beings me so much joy. ❤😂
you know its bad when you look like the Cheshire cat got smacked with a frying pan, i started snorting laughing after hearing that one.
All these roast are TOP TIER
except that one about looking like jack black, that's a compliment
when Jack says "Jambo" instead of "banjo"
14:24
0:54 3.5 x 2
XD
21:05 Went to stylist, asked for The Dracula
Couldn't get a better narrator. Awesome job
At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!
White Bowsah is a pwedatah! By the way.
THE UWU TRANSLATOR IS KILLING ME 😭
wait wtf where
UWU
TWhE UWU TWANSLATOR IS KIWWING ME uWu
17:10 Why is a lesbian bottom dating Megamind.
I fear the praying mantis that decided to take over that girls body, are they going to run for president next
35:19 looks like if Abraham Lincoln had a younger brother that got kicked out of the house so he started sleeping with minors to get a bed.
Your laugh is so contagious. Great content man :)
24:52 AMELIE MENTIONED
emkay 👌
19:25 she looks like quidward from that one episode from SpongeBob when he eats a nibble of a crabby patty
3:45 that aint no roast, that's a compliment!
15:51
20 bucks he can't get that jacket through an airport.
Well done! The effort and passion are evident.
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Well done! The bot is evident.
Reddit and Alzheimer's do not mix
Emkay is great
32:35
Dude looks like if someone ordered the late 2000's Kirk Hammett off Temu.
why are some of the people on here so attractive what 😭😭
32:00 Scott tenorman was the first thought
Damien is the lord of discord mods.
Where’s my Reddit bronze chat?
This was indeed the video of all time 👍
That one girl looked like she would bite a pit bull for a porkchop - I thought that was a pork chop in her mouth
i like the transparent comments who agrees
The last few genuinely made me feel sad. I hope somebody checks on these people after the roasts are done 😢
7:20 you could fit an entire continent on that forehead gaw dayum
Also the girl at 9:39 looks like my elementary school art teacher
1:56 op roasting ðeir gf is a power move
26:43 I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK
15:00 - NINETEEN?!?! I'm 33 and he looks a decade older than me
35:18 he went from hilarious lovers day to kakyoin if he was a business major
Girl used a flea collar as a choker.
10:9 no I'm sorry but its Daniel Radcliffe who looks like a heroin addict version of Daniel Radcliffe. None can beat him in that look. XD
Yes
no
@@jtool9112 why
@@Dufusclofas because
How does this make me laugh more than r/cursedcomments!?
18:25 he would actually make a pretty good sentry i think
21:31 he looks like Bursar from St. Trinians
wher the hecc is art?!?!?
13:36 Hey I didn’t know you were friends with Sombra!
20:37 😁
21:43
21:50 😆
22:08
31:36
31:48
35:19 and 35:58 😁😆
Usually I go through this sub, with the homelander violin song in the background
“Nice collar ya got there what did ya run away from your owner or smth?”
Oh duuuuuuuuuuude! 😂
Love to see them tackling other subreddits that aren't the usual suspects
We need more 😤
25:03 Weekend At Bruni's
21:36 Diuhbeetus
[Insert generic insult]
22:38 she’s built like ms. Frizzle during the 70s
Mr emkay is your first name em or kay or is emkay your first name or is it a lastname please awnser
6:06 she looks sharp
nice
Not the trackmania gold medal
I actually had a girl in my school called Mary Kate that looked like the blonde girl from the first post.
11:15 Daniel Sadcliff
The UwU translator had moi UwU
14:17 WHY DO I HEAR MEGALOVANIA
22:50 Ten more years and she'll be xually harassing the male nurses at the retirement center.
23:12 - She looks like a Ubisoft model
22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.
Video is 10x better with volume off
Yeah I'm starting to think maybe I should just read reddit
11:24 he looks like if bob ross and mark zuckerburg had a baby. (somehow)
I thought this was a old video cause of the thumbnail lol
no you didn't, liar
Lol got the same headphones (but blue) as the guy at 5:00
7:37 Girl struggles swallowing peas
0:00 WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE THE ODDS
13:28 left one look like a budget Boyinaband and the left one is a wish version of Justaminx
love mkay vids
BRO THESE ARE SO GOOD AT RASINING YOUR MOOD I FU CKING LARFT CRYED HALF OF IT man i cant spell
nvm i want ti kkill my self i just got to the part were he talks about one that went thoure the uwu tranlater
32:31 why does he look like if an ena character was humanized
Electroboom if he liked transformers too much
9:51 she’s fading away
1 like = one pushup (get me strong guys)
Already more than I can do
Already more than you can do (3 likes)
@@Potato_operatedrobot Dayum
@@Potato_operatedrobottruly sad
Beggar