I Can't Live Without My Phone
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- Опубліковано 23 лис 2014
- A traumatising charging incident makes me consider how reliant I am on my phone.
Are you the same?? Or have you actually somehow learned basic survival skills? How will the children of 2114 cope without their iSouls? I'm asking the real questions here.
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The 'Dan and Phil SIM' is not available anymore ..but it was fun!
*to the wrong FRIEND*
Ikr I screamed
Same omg
EXPLAIN
OliveSings OoOoO
*I WONDER WHO HE WOULD SEND IT TO*
ikr
D- "knock, knock"
P-"who's there?"
D-"boo"
P-"boo who?"
D-"don't cry, craft"
YEEEEEEEEEEES
this deserves more likes
I LAUGHED A BIT TOO MUCH AT THIS
Cheese-Whiz ! You deserve an award
Cheese-Whiz ! OMGG BEST JOKE EVER🤣🤣🤣
I like how Dan didn't even go outside to film it and just used a greenscreen.
How do you expect him to leave home and walk around in hell (the outside world)
Too much work
The outernet is a scary place
who needs trees when you got a green screen???
Ha I relate
Half of us are probably watching this on our phones...
I am lol and I'm 8 what???
Olivia Rowe wtf are you trying to say?
i didt say anything menie
I'm admitting this I'm watching this on my phone
Olivia Rowe i’m 11 and watching on my i phone 7
Your trusty backpack yep
Headphones
Phone changers
Laptop
Laptop changer
Note book
Book I'm reading
And like 30p (broke af)
Yeah I'm totally dead
*opens tumblr on another tab*
haha same
Chargers*
*charger
charger
+Eillie Smith That one moment almost all of your replys are correcting the charger/changer thing. Dans video saying typos have ruined his life is not just applying to him... Btw your comment is very relatable
This was two years ago w h a t
amiralynnn WHAAAAAAAAAAT?'
amiralynnn wHAT
TwoTwelveAM I wanted one
TwoTwelveAM wow time passes quick here i am rewatching dan and phil videos and this was 3 years ago wow it feels like just a while ago
TwoTwelveAM
*watching this video on my phone*
nope not dependent on my phone at all
Vanquish them all yep
Im on my chromebook... HAHAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAH
MD Starfaith SaMEeE
MD Starfaith *_Same._*
MD Starfaith same
I bet the deck of cards was a prank from Phil
I swear to god I'm the female version of Dan 😂😂😂
Aoibhe O'Donovan same
Aoibhe O'Donovan lol same, my name is the female version of his name and I act just like him 😂
Aoibhe O'Donovan same!!!
Aoibhe O'Donovan I'm the American Female version of Dan
Aoibhe O'Donovan same
"im basically just a potato with a weird haircut "
me literally a description of me
I cri
Neon Toast youre a kawaii potato tho!
YAAAAS me too!
Neon Toast same
Same
Dan:I’m basically just a potato with a weird hair cut
Me:SAMEEeEeEeeeeeeEEEEEE
we all are
Trixie the cookie lover SAMEEEEeeEeE
aren't we all...
*looks at table next to me and grabs a potato chip from my bowl and eats it*
o.o gee I wonder what this means...
actually same
Trixie the cookie lover that's a quote I use almost every week :)
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT LIPBITE near the end
I can't find it where is it
I love your profile pick and user
When?
Wheeerrreeee
WHERE WHEN WHO
I forgot to give Granddad his heart medicine" that's ganna be me
Dab Howlter
I love that name!!! XD (sims ahahahahha)
+Spunky JellyBean Im a living meme
Dab Howlter
Yass! XD
Dab Howlter never know Dan OR Phil needed medicine😂😂
LuksterCOD1234 LIVE HIM ALONE, HE IS A CHILD
Things that I would pack in my backpack:
PHONE
FOOD
SLEEPING BAG
KEYS TO MY CAR
TENT
Boom I drive to the camping spot, survive with 100% battery on my phone eat my food and sleep in my tent
what about charger to connect to your car + wallet for extra battery
Hander Panda ohhhh yeah I'd bring that too
😁
Nah all you need is a phone. Call a cab (uber), order pizza, sleep on floor on your cloths, and done! Oh and have low brightness...
Maybe bring 1 extra pair of clothes
"Back in my day, we actually talked to each other and interacted with other humans," -Every non-millennial.
"You also didn't live past 50," -Me.
Random SoundStorm So what about this hell hole makes you think it's gonna be fun to live past 50? 20 seems like a little much tbh
PFFFFT
Random Soundstorm we haven’t made it to fifty yet... so technically neither have you 😎
+ Gen Z
“The wrong friend”
We’re u tryin to text phil
BET
i-
I couldn't live without my phone cuz I need UA-cam for life.
I agree with you
yeah me too
Same here🤓
Same
***** UA-cam constantly buffers on my computer so... ✋
That moment when your phone dies.......you die a little too
Mr3wheeledbike Ikr, I Just Got My First iPhone, I Had A Android, I Gotten The iPhone 6 Plus And I Spent On It Like All Night. One Day, Me And My Fam. Went To Monroe And We Stayed Like 4 Hours. My Phone Was At 10% And We Was Nearly Home, And I Forgotten To Bring My Charger So It Can Charge In The Car. -_-. When We Made It Home, I Dived Onto My Bed, Trying To Find My Charger And It DIED!!! :O I Spent Like 8 Hours Looking For It, But It Was In My Older Sis. Backpack Because She Left Her's At Her House -___-
^^ Please don't type like that its kinda annoying and you're writing a sentence not a Fall Out Boy song title.
Like it's this annoying scrap I do most of the time when I type..
I don't have a phone TTTTT_TTTTTT and im 14....
Naw, mine is never dead due to putting a fresh battery in when the one in the phone dies
Lots of people are writing what they'd have in their backpack so here you go:
Phone
Phone charger
Laptop
Laptop charger
Headphones
Food
$10 (cause that literally all I have)
TABINOF
DAPGO
Pen and notepad
**closes backpack and mentally prepares to actually go outside**
Don’t forget a portable charger Incase you encounter a land without wall plugs
ok wow same
Phones are like a drug once you use them you can't stop
true
"We will be able to personally text everybody with the sim" *Cries because I'm not from the UK*
Same here...totally...
The pain is real
*sigh* same
Same ugh deathhhh
Me whenever something cool happens for the UK.
"I do not trust you with a chair! " (4:26)
*the chair fic*
What's the chair fic before I read it and have a terrible teenagehood xD
oh god
ThePantherPringles www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+chair+fic
o.o
ThePantherPringles i know, right
When i forget my phone, i feel like I've lost a leg, like Dan said, i have to have it pressing against my leg in my pocket
Dan:and we can text personally to everybody with the sim
Me: *MOM WE'RE MOVING TO ENGLAND*
||-//
clique ||-// 💛🌻
I'm already here. It's great...
Izzy Gim same 😂 apart from the rain now and then
Little does he know I'm at a party with my headphones on in a corner bingeing vids I've already watched way too many times
OMG I DID THAT AT MY FRIENDS SLEEP OVER
Phil's Dead Houseplant
I actually almost did that at my best friends house before all of them woke up,but I forgot my earbuds...
Phil's Dead Houseplant I'm also at a party, and I'm also watching this video in a corner, but my earphones are broken😢
Wow, a dead house plant gets invited to parties!
Phil's Dead Houseplant I love your user name
THIS WAS MY FIRST DAN VIDEO AND IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE
Omg MCR! *hears Black Parade In The Distance* *cries*
SAME
WELCOME!
welcome to the phandom
+amazingdae Ikr my friend didn't even now who Dan and Phil were... I said it's okay but inside I was crazy!!!!
*I CAN'T BE LIAM NEESON*
Dan:"I only had 17 percent left"
Me:*faints*
Me: actually has 17% right after he said it
me: having 10% at 1:43 unable to get the charger or I'll wake someone up :'D
5:41 PHIL STOP BEING ADORABLE YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!
B o x x i OMG AWHHH
B o x x i Aww he is SOOOO cute! I love him so much its like a little child.
TheTwizzler nope i hate little children phil isn't an annoying little child
Pieceof Emo trash i know what u mean
Notinfrontofthepuppiespete NOT IN FRONT OF THE PUPPIES PETE😅 I understand that reference🤓😅lol
OH MY GOD IM GOING TO SCHOOL AND I SERIOUSLY HAVE 17%
RIP.
I have 9%
animallover57774 I have 7./.
animallover57774 I don't have a phone.
animallover57774 50% lol
How are you talking to Siri on a *samsung*
Haha
Ha
Maybe he has an ipad or macbook
"I'm basically just a potato with a weird hair cut."
Potatoes don't have hair cuts...ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
Buddy I'm the queen, and yes we all do have haircuts, we are hiding in plain sight as humans
What about Sean/Jacksepticeye? XD
Why is nobody taking about at 1:10 that's Phils shirt😂
I noticed that 😂❤️
I noticed😂😂😂
same
I just came down to the comments here to check if anyone else noticed 😂😂
OMG thank god I am not the only one that noticed
Dan "like I left my baby on a bus or something "
Me "um wtf I never knew you and Phil had a kid like I need a new phone now "
jenna Forsyth omg XD
jenna Forsyth XD
jenna Forsyth IKR LOL
jenna Forsyth I swear if ur serious
jenna Forsyth ikr
“Doing some flappy birding” 😂 me
I miss hearing ‘Hello Internet’
Dan: I feel like I left my baby on a bus or something. Me: how dare you leave phil!
lydia lace other way around
no she is right
YAS QUEEN.
He said it just as I read this comment
Haha
_But you're always a potato with a weird haircut._
_Anyway, I had painfully slow internet for three months, so I couldn't do anything without it taking five minutes to load and I kind of felt the same way._
Italics? Fancy. (was i the only one thinking that :/)
_I'm super fancy, you don't even know_
Terezi, I didn't know you were on UA-cam.
1M 4LW4YS H3R3
W4TCH1NG
4ND W41T1NG
Terezi Pyrope
0_0 What are you waiting for?
WHY DOES HE HAVE A SAMSUNG IN THIS VIDEO
i like how thats all i think about
ash is trash I WAS WONDERING TOO
My backpack:
Phone
Headset
Sketchbook
Pencils
Food
Mezzo
Sometimes a book
Portmonee
Oh well
Nevermind I shove everthing in my denim jacket
So uhh
-phone
-purse
-headset
-keys
Leo Bernstein My backpack:
-My Phone
-My keys
-Snacks
-My Charger
-My yarn
-My crochet needle
-My headphones
-My fidget spinner
-*Anything else that could possibly fit in my backpack*
My teacher set my class homework to see how long we could go without technology.
I tried it.
But then I got bored and started searching cute pictures of Dan and Phil.
I lasted like 2 minutes.
I really need help xD
I would last a minute
That Awkward Fangirl I'm going to see how long I last! Wish me luck. Hahaha
That Awkward Fangirl im gunna try it...im gunna last till after i take a shower.
That Awkward Fangirl omg that reminds me of Girl meets world lol
That Awkward Fangirl meeeeee
I watched this video with 17% of battery..
Natalija J I'm watching with 7% lol.
Fools, I'm watching this with 4%.
70% ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I got 23%
58%
This is the most relatable UA-cam video I have ever seen.
clique ||-//
I mainly need my phone for my music, it's kinda like kid with their favorite stuffed animal or their little blankie...I must have it or I'll internally combust
dude fr, without my phone playing something I’m just alone with my thoughts, and that’s a scary place to be when I have anxiety
At the end "remember to charge your phone"
On a weekend by lunchtime I will have 6%
Ugh same 😂
KawaiiFluffz7 not me cause I wake up then
Hahaaaa................
Wow need to sort my life out :\
KawaiiFluffz7 😂😂😭omg same
"I could walk to Iraq" ~ Dan 2k14
When did he say that?
lilli-besma 1:00 did you even watch the video?
I love how relatable this is even 7 years later. And more real now.
1:08 Is that Phil's shirt? The one he wore in UA-cam rewind 2014?
You watch too many videos XD
David-Jon Ballinger i dont know what you're talking about... :P *goes watch another danothon after finishing a philothon*
That's every evening for me XD
+Giovana Serra *wore
ThingsByTatum grammar police spotted :P
"There's no catch".
That's what the queen said
Omf 😂😂😂
i dont get it
***** I don't, but a lot of others do. Rather, they're indifferent. I think that it's embarrassing because they do still have some power, but I think I'm a minority.
Internet is my LIFE!
I Love Dan's Jacket!!!
IM LEAVING FOR SUMMER CAMP FOR SEVEN WEEKS WITH NO INTERNET AT ALL. Wish me luck, I might not make it out alive.
Oh my...
Take as many books as possible
May the odds be ever in your favour! You will be missed, If you come back alive.. Please.. Alert us
rip
Rip miss you
I think you meant *Phil, Dan.
You can't live without your Phil.
lol
+Ericah Dongu It was probably a typo
Neither can i !
+Ericah Dongu that was gr8 lol XD
LOL IF YOU REPLACE PHONE WITH PHIL WHILE DAN IS TALKING IT'S SO FUNNY
WHY WASN'T I BORN IN THE UK AND WHY WAS I 10 AND NOT A FAN OF DAN AND PHIL WHEN THIS WAS POSTED I REGRET EVERYTHING
tacoisnotonfire / AmazingTaco pretty much me, underage but I live in the UK... But a long way away from Dan and Phil
ME TOO
Okay but Dans grandma impression and outfit is amazing 😂😂😂
Has Samsung in video
Talks about talking to Siri
Did phil have an iPhone at this time?...
I think it was an ad with the Samsung
i think he has siri on his macbook
Now, Dan has an Iphone. He used to have a d-android
Mikasa Ackerman im going to die
Mikasa Ackerman i think it was an ad
dear god
Mikasa Ackerman lol
Mary Moore yeah I think it was a really cheeky ad cause dan has like always been an iPhone guy
When ur watching the video 4 years later and are from America but still watch the bit at the end for UK subscribers
*edge lord*
I'm a delivery driver for a cafe and there have been times when I got to work at thought I had forgotten my phone. I need the phone for the work app, food orders, gps, music, etc. That heart-stopping sinking feeling is real
2:50 Is that a UA-cam Rewind button?
yes😂😂
Game Erica oh my gosh I read this as that part happened.
Game Erica Genius.
Game Erica yeah he was in UA-cam rewind
Siverpaw67 in the back
"What if a friend of mine gets kidnapped and I need to be Liam Neeson, I can't be Liam Neeson!!!"-Dan Howel 2014😂😂👍💖
I WANT THAT SIM CARD!!!!
Deann Dubois i was it to but...im not in england an it said "cannot ship this product"
the end about the sim makes me wanna cry
I just realized that he said "I could walk to Iraq" not "I could walk into a rack"... I've seen this video like ten times
OH! Oh my god I was so confused 😂
I am that annoying friend who hates it when people whip out their phones constantly. It's awful going for lunch with friends and then you look around you and everyone's glued to their phone screen.
Yeah same here
It pisses me off so much when my sister or my friends take their phones out when you're at a restaurant
I mean I'm RIGHT here you can talk to me
Kenny McCormick Yeah I feel like you're so desperate to talk to these people you're constantly texting/snapchatting/whatsapping, why don't you just go hang out with them instead? Only if you did that, you'd probably end up snapchatting me instead. Logical.
I get my phone out a lot but not when I'm eating. I went out with my parents and brother and my parents were both on their phones in the restaurant and it was so annoying :)
It's like the only reason I'm not at home watching youtube doing things I like to do is because I came here to talk to you and now all you're going to do is text other people? Like no. I agree with you so much! Like I was at a friend's house and there was another person there and they were texting/snapchatting each other when they were not even a meter away from each other. What's more annoying is when you try to talk to them and make conversation and they say that you're antisocial...
#rantover
"remember to change you phone"
Me sitting on the couch watching ttis: **checks battery life**
*3%*
Me: **charges out of room likethe battery precentage is my life force** *g O t T a g O f A s T*
Dan: Remember to charge your phone!
Me: *is charging phone while being at 100%*
"And put in your adress"
You gon' stalk us aren't you.
Admit it, you would like that.
I wouldn't mind if dan and phil decides to stalk me
Phil gives me life
Same haha
Phil gives us all life
Phil gives Dan life
Superb Salad AYEEEE
Dat eye makeup doe 😍
Sometimes your videos are so relatable that it feels that I'm listening to myself.
I lost it when I saw that fucking dementor. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol and I'm like, "where the hell is my phone", then I realized that I was holding it😂
NickyShipsPhan i lost my phone one time and i texted my friend telling her that i lost my phone and she started laughing. i was clueless for like 5 minutes
My life is my phone. I literally do my schoolwork and attend class through it.
Separated from demon
..* cough cough golden compass cough*
Mirlae Kitty that such a sad part of the book but true
happy 4 years to this video
This entire video is a huge mood because even though I love trees, and I don’t have to be on my phone it has to be with me
I cried myself to sleep when my mom took my phone away
I'm slightly ashamed to admit this but same
Don't cry,craft
PROTIP
same
same
*AGGRESSIVELY PACKS CHARGERS AND LAPTOP, TAKES PHONE AND FLIES TO THE UK*
lol lololololollolollolollolololololoolololollollfhukfhhsdhgadssdsdf sobs
Soo sorry for u.
BRUH I AM WITH YOU CUZ I NEED ONE OF THOSE CARDS. *NOTE TO SELF* -DONT FORGET PHONE.
Lol, I just ordered the card! Should be here in 5 working days :D
Wait...
Who puts their phone in their front pocket?
_Regional_at_Worst _ me
who puts it in their back pocket??
ppl who use men's jeans... i bet one could go to narnia through the pockets men's clothes have
I have to have my phone to avoid human interaction
No actual skills as a human eh? *cough* piano *cough*
I think he meant basic survival skills like orientation or sth :D
well hes awful at ish like that XD
I love ur prof pic
spends entire savings to move to the uk to obtain free sim card to text dan and phil from my phone while shriveled up in a cardboard box eating canned beans
LETS GO DO IT
ILL HELP PAY THE RENT
saaaame
Let's all pool our savings and live together for thr sim card
Dammit my FAM moves all the way across the ocean, comes to Canada instead of UK
I am so addicted to my phone my parents actually take it away for a certain amount of time but I become so depressed that we have to make cakes every time! Let’s just say I am the floating far person from wally!😂😂😂❤️
Is it worrying that this video is the most relatable video ive ever watched
5:41 COULD PHIL BE MORE ADORABLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? ASDFGHJKL!!!
cheesepuff_03 IKRRRR!
cheesepuff_03 AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWE
Antonina Maciag I literally said awwwwww when I got to that part but I never saw your comment
cheesepuff_03 IM CRAFTING
What if we start to use emojis so much that we circle back into hieroglyphics.
😱
😳😒🙄………😟😯😦😮😣😔😕🙁☹️😖😫😩😨😰😱😭😭😭😭
Because this is definitely Brooklyn or Egypt and we definitely know Carter and Sadie or Ra and Set
😱😱😱😬😂
Dark Rose *gasp* BOOK BUDDIES! Oh wait that’s way too cheesy...
BOOK BUDDIES!
I get anxious without a electronic device or some other form of entertainment. This is because I use these as stimulation for my brain if/when I get bored for fear of falling into existential crises (crisis es?) in the middle of the day just for being bored.
I add about 5 phanfics to library on wattpad so that i have some to read when offline. And then i realise that instead of putting ones with a minimum of 10 chapters, 3 of them were one chapter oneshots. But luckily one had abou 30 chapters and i started bawling my eyes out in front of my teacher..
There is NOTHING more stressful than when my phone is at less than 20%
Ikr
Same but only because my mother needs to know where i am 24/7
Ikr I can't even
I flip when it gets below 80%
I freak out when its under 40%
"I CAN'T BE LIAM NEESON" - Dan Howell 2k14
miss these videos
I relate to dan so much.
You know you're a creep when you notice that the blue shirt Dan's looking at 1:05 in is the same shirt Phil has.....
Oh god what am I doing with my life where I can notice this....
I did to.. We can be creeps together
Rebeca Maldonado I'm down XD
XD dont worry me too
I know I noticed that 😃
Yesss
My phone has literally been lying on my desk, uncharged for 3 weeks...
Yes, I am one of those rare creatures that doesn't use their phone, basically because the wifi NEVER FUCKING WORKS and nobody ever texts me. I got an answer phone message the other week and I was so excited because somebody had tried to call me...and it was my Grandpa...and he'd pocket dialled me.
Such is life.
BUT get an internet subscription thing (4g in france and maybe everywhere idk) and you can talk to people on twitter, tumblr, watch youtube, listen to music (like don't you do that? :o), read on wattpad or play the hundreds of games there are... So yeah, I might need to unplug but at least I have fun and I heard that makes you live longer :)
Yamato Damashii that is assuming you have friends to do these things with, which from her comment I would say she doesn't...
I basically gave up tv just to watch everything on my phone... Also its not that no one wants to text me its that they cant because my phone SMS doesnt even work anymore! Its been a year now since it stopped working... Cant take calls or texts... Oh well i rather watch korean dramas than bitching about others ^_^
Aha same XD I have a rubbish phone, and I hardly bother charging it nowadays
Me too we are a rare species
Same Dan. Same.
Dan's video's are too relatable. Too. Relatable.
"only if you live in the UK" *heart drops faster than my grades*
I love your videos haha!!
Ikr!! I'm literally dying right now 😭😭😭😭😭
hannah burright ded...
I love your videos so much you are queeeen
Right?
We're all just potatoes without our phones.
With*
Ehh, I've never had this problem. As far as I'm concerned there a thing in my pocket that makes noises every so often.
Yes, Mikasa. Yes. You might want to tell your friend about this, too? I think her name starts with an "S"? I don't know, I'm bad with names. X3
As soon as I read potatoes I thought of Shasha looool .
//♥ Ready For a Revolution? ♥\\ Sasha
I love how the video outro is halfway through the video
This is good to show your parents cause this is "clean"