the yakuza dub is a treasure (Spoilers!)

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  • Опубліковано 20 лют 2019
  • The Original PS2 Yakuza game had the best dub of all time.
    KILL THIS ARROGANT MO TH ER FU CKER !
    Shoutouts to Devileon7 for the Yakuza Kiwami with Yakuza PS2 dub videos: / @devilleon7
    Inspiration: Crow's the devilman dub is a treasure • the devilman dub is a ...
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  • @stunseedordeesnuts
    @stunseedordeesnuts 4 роки тому +5681

    10:30
    Date: Your mother is-
    Kiryu: shutthehellup don'tudare

    • @owgirl
      @owgirl 4 роки тому +715

      That’s a weird name.

    • @mostlyghostly433
      @mostlyghostly433 4 роки тому +553

      Shutthehellup Don'tudare Is my favorite anime character.

    • @Justin-fh2yp
      @Justin-fh2yp 3 роки тому +260

      The lack of emotion kills me

    • @muhammadziyahudamatari5132
      @muhammadziyahudamatari5132 3 роки тому +112

      Kiryu is so gentle guy he says her mother's name without hesitate

    • @TheRaggedyDandyRandy
      @TheRaggedyDandyRandy 3 роки тому +89

      don'tudare
      on'tudare
      n'tudare
      'tudare
      udare
      dare
      are
      re
      re
      ere
      dere
      ndere
      undere
      sundere
      tsundere

  • @JunGaGotoku
    @JunGaGotoku 4 роки тому +2974

    6:38

  • @kevinsainz7595
    @kevinsainz7595 2 роки тому +580

    9:44 “and now she’s dEeEP in dEBT” lol

  • @Aaron_Stever
    @Aaron_Stever 3 роки тому +4316

    12:57 "He's promised us everything: women, money, power, and women"

  • @shil4720
    @shil4720 4 роки тому +7031

    This being done with Kiwami footage instead of the original somehow makes it even better.

    • @MidnightMan04
      @MidnightMan04 3 роки тому +217

      Except nishiki's fight

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 3 роки тому +61

      Kiwami kinda stinky

    • @bigpenny8223
      @bigpenny8223 3 роки тому +274

      @@chainsawplayin yakuza 1 in general kinda stinky

    • @VenrockSharpshadow
      @VenrockSharpshadow 3 роки тому +44

      i need a mod for the english dub...

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 3 роки тому +112

      @@VenrockSharpshadow someone’s made an edit of all the cutscenes from Kiwami with the English dub already. It’s on youtube

  • @thrashyart4369
    @thrashyart4369 3 роки тому +3155

    11:41 When you losing an argument

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 роки тому +71

      Thrashy Art fukyu

    • @fredmcgamer9664
      @fredmcgamer9664 3 роки тому +44

      Thank you for helping me find this masterpiece

    • @ZanicaKnight
      @ZanicaKnight 3 роки тому +10

      Kakashi?! LOL

    • @morp9426
      @morp9426 3 роки тому +127

      Another great comeback at 13:56

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 роки тому +63

      @@thepillowhead2453 kiryu's long lost brother, fukyu

  • @palletlover8519
    @palletlover8519 Рік тому +243

    3:43 Yuya says yakuza like it’s a slur

    • @KazukiDojima2k15
      @KazukiDojima2k15 3 місяці тому +35

      Yakooza

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 3 місяці тому +23

      It kind of is a slur, considering that members would prefer to use the term "gokudo".

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Ticketman99I think that makes it less of a slur and more of an informal name for them.

  • @TheGodofEva
    @TheGodofEva 3 роки тому +1925

    7:42
    Epic comeback

    • @tcleocoa6740
      @tcleocoa6740 3 роки тому +354

      Kazuma has yet to recover from that comeback in Kiwami 2, he is still unable to sleep comfortobly just cause he passes every night remembering that comeback...

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 роки тому +323

      The fucking readiness that guy had was incredible.

    • @angelusvastator1297
      @angelusvastator1297 2 роки тому +64

      "I suggest you blow me!"

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 2 роки тому +173

      That comeback burned Kiryu so hard he refused to speak a word of english for 15 years.

    • @thirdanimator3347
      @thirdanimator3347 2 роки тому +67

      @@tracyblanchard7663 I think he was probably wanting to use that insult for years, finally being able to use it.

  • @HeavenlyEchoVirus
    @HeavenlyEchoVirus Рік тому +286

    11:12 he had to think about what insult to use for a sec there. So many choices.

  • @notyetrain
    @notyetrain Рік тому +1391

    Kiryu calling people "Retarded" is incredibly cursed

  • @Brother_K
    @Brother_K Рік тому +169

    7:39 There's nothing quite like hearing Bender's VA shouting kill his ass.

  • @ps3kiryu409
    @ps3kiryu409 2 роки тому +1991

    2:52
    Shinji, find Yumi. Tellnishikinottostopuntilhefindsher.
    Okay.

  • @Cogstok
    @Cogstok 3 роки тому +3012

    9:58 AY BYETCH!

    • @JohnYakooza
      @JohnYakooza 3 роки тому +271

      why does that asian npc sounds like he's voice by some Detroit crack head

    • @YoutubeMadeMePickHandle
      @YoutubeMadeMePickHandle 3 роки тому +34

      cogstok
      Omfg I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂😂

    • @zenpai5998
      @zenpai5998 3 роки тому +22

      This is terrible

    • @proton333
      @proton333 3 роки тому +43

      uncle ruckus be like

    • @vaibhavdalip
      @vaibhavdalip 3 роки тому +20

      What accent is that 😂

  • @biggayzai
    @biggayzai 4 роки тому +2062

    5:30
    “That’s right, but Yumi... OOOHN!”

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 роки тому +121

      Zai’s Meme Chamber I CACKLED AT THAT PART

    • @ZacNotZachary
      @ZacNotZachary 3 роки тому +396

      OYABOON

    • @harrycarson6526
      @harrycarson6526 3 роки тому +138

      @@ZacNotZachary FUCK OYABOON!

    • @chappiescollectables
      @chappiescollectables 3 роки тому +31

      That should be the new oof

    • @doktorbones2800
      @doktorbones2800 3 роки тому +117

      "YOU KILLED DOJIMA...NOW FUMA?!"
      "Actually, im still alive and kiryu didnt-"
      "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?!"
      "Oh yes, he shot me through the window with his invisible rifle"
      *kiryu yeets a man out of a window*
      "Hello? I am in a lot of pain. Please call an ambulance.."

  • @Sky-CladObserver
    @Sky-CladObserver Рік тому +391

    7:45 I love how casually and matter of fact that line was delivered

  • @jaceon02
    @jaceon02 2 роки тому +460

    5:49 that gets me every fucking time

    • @YaM8Kraken
      @YaM8Kraken 5 місяців тому +10

      Every ISP when they want to pull you back into their service but fail:

    • @Jullyboy4447
      @Jullyboy4447 5 місяців тому +13

      B U L L ' S E Y E

  • @beatstar2
    @beatstar2 5 років тому +2033

    9:06 that delivery doe

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 4 роки тому +140

      HUWANGT?

    • @farrpeko
      @farrpeko 3 роки тому +66

      Ngl, when I saw those two girls, it reminded me of Mugi and Yui

    • @nocturnalv.1209
      @nocturnalv.1209 3 роки тому +157

      "I wouldn't sell myself to a group of men for a chunk of change?"

    • @vandamn2716
      @vandamn2716 3 роки тому +6

      @@farrpeko which part of 3rd season is that

    • @manusenitzky5092
      @manusenitzky5092 3 роки тому +39

      Imnotasstupidasyou

  • @R4ULTR
    @R4ULTR 4 роки тому +1282

    5:32 *CERTAINLY THE VOICE OF DRAMA*

    • @calebcalhoun9847
      @calebcalhoun9847 4 роки тому +69

      Bro im telling you I laughed so fucking loud when I heard that

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 4 роки тому +230

      5:50 is even better.

    • @Sujiceel
      @Sujiceel 4 роки тому +72

      I LOVE THE PART WHERE KIRYU ANGRILY LOOKED BACK LMAO

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 роки тому +66

      OYABUN

    • @soundwaves8619
      @soundwaves8619 3 роки тому +61

      10:36 that feeling when your boss is going insane but you're too high on xanax to really care

  • @doktorbones2800
    @doktorbones2800 3 роки тому +1356

    11:46 sounds like they're arguing about a little tamagotchi pet or pokemon "YOU KILLED YOUR OYABUN! YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM OR CHANGE HIS WATER BOWL!"

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 роки тому +176

      Especially ridiculous since they should be calling him 'boss' in English. I have no idea why they left that word Japanese.

    • @bottleofketchups8949
      @bottleofketchups8949 3 роки тому +48

      YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY SHIT

    • @nototl2317
      @nototl2317 3 роки тому +57

      @@darklord884 They never even use oyabun in Japanese lmao, they say oyaji

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 роки тому +52

      @@nototl2317 They do sometimes. It's technically the same, just a bit different.
      Oyaji is used more frequently, but they do use oyabun. Hence why they used it in the dub by merely leaving it untranslated.

  • @bingobongo566
    @bingobongo566 2 роки тому +595

    11:58 worst proposal ever

    • @licensetochill4992
      @licensetochill4992 Рік тому +86

      Out of context sure as hell makes them seem like a couple :'D SHINJIIIIII!

    • @gowtham8909
      @gowtham8909 3 місяці тому +3

      Gay

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 3 роки тому +2059

    If I were writing this dub, I would've localized Kiryu-chan into "Kazzy-wazzy."

    • @Alex-by9kt
      @Alex-by9kt 3 роки тому +328

      That's unironically a thing I maine majima saying if his main language was english

    • @astern.7425
      @astern.7425 3 роки тому +281

      It'd be even better if he had multiple nicknames and he never used the same one twice in a row

    • @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY
      @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY 3 роки тому +123

      @@astern.7425 Oy, Kazu-Mama!
      Oy, Kaz-Llama!
      XD

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 3 роки тому +106

      Judgment kazzy

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 3 роки тому +29

      @@mrsexy5680 best radio name

  • @GodEmperor-of-Mankind
    @GodEmperor-of-Mankind 5 років тому +2420

    O Y A B U N

    • @raihanhakim9870
      @raihanhakim9870 4 роки тому +186

      In Judgement Oyabun is changed to just "Boss"

    • @FeiFongWang
      @FeiFongWang 4 роки тому +86

      FUCK, OYABUN

    • @plusmate19
      @plusmate19 4 роки тому +118

      YA KU ZA

    • @VVayVVard
      @VVayVVard 3 роки тому +173

      Funniest thing is that they don't even say Oyabun in the Japanese version. They generally say Oyassan / Oyaji (lit. "boss" / "dad") or Kumichou (lit. patriarch of a yakuza family).
      And most of the time they say "Yakuza" in the En dub, they actually use other words like Gokudou (lit. "extreme path") in the original version. Along with Honshoku (lit. "pro"), Sujimon etc, they only use "Yakuza" to refer to yakuza like 30% of the time.

    • @reyhugo4879
      @reyhugo4879 3 роки тому +60

      Oh yah ? Boon ?

  • @byron952
    @byron952 3 роки тому +919

    “Kiryu has never killed anybody”
    9:10

    • @eothorn3217
      @eothorn3217 4 місяці тому

      I suggest you blow me

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 3 місяці тому +4

      💀

    • @kur0_maru
      @kur0_maru 3 місяці тому +11

      “Kiryu has never killed anybody”
      "I suggest you blow me!"
      Kiryu:

  • @Made_In_Heaven88
    @Made_In_Heaven88 3 роки тому +492

    8:43 "Thiscoversationisoverkillem" 😂

  • @Weeaboololislayer
    @Weeaboololislayer 4 роки тому +2891

    8:20 Remember that one time Jimmy Neutron hooked up with the Yakuza?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +242

      SODIUM CHLORIDE
      Also I remember you from all the bad Touhou comments on the vidoes

    • @Weeaboololislayer
      @Weeaboololislayer 4 роки тому +105

      @@anueutsuho7425 Good times. Nice to know im still remembered in the back of the minds of some people

    • @SodaPopBot
      @SodaPopBot 4 роки тому +118

      Don't need to, Nishiki!

    • @BlueBolt5000
      @BlueBolt5000 3 роки тому +81

      WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kennethb6377
      @kennethb6377 3 роки тому +122

      They actually have the same VA. She voices Haruka as well.

  • @R4ULTR
    @R4ULTR 4 роки тому +1443

    11:41 oh my god I love this

  • @tremorauragod3974
    @tremorauragod3974 3 роки тому +773

    8:01 Joker when people don’t laugh

  • @bingobongo566
    @bingobongo566 2 роки тому +1456

    8:12 hands down the greatest one-liner ever

    • @elflordyt6830
      @elflordyt6830 2 роки тому +83

      WHAT IS HE SAYING

    • @dragonhead0074
      @dragonhead0074 Рік тому +3

      I did feel the urge to hit some balls today and I suppose yours will have to do

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 Рік тому +1

      @@elflordyt6830
      I did feel the urge to hit some balls today, suppose yours will have to do

    • @justscorpien3719
      @justscorpien3719 Рік тому +256

      @@elflordyt6830 "Get out of here Takashi. I did feel the urge to hit some balls today. I suppose yours will have to do."

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren Рік тому +66

      nice to know that yakuza will always be unintentionally gay even if its dubbed or not

  • @justcallmejoint6970
    @justcallmejoint6970 4 роки тому +1264

    8:23 "holy kamurocho kiryu, it's flippin' boy genius Jimmy freaking" neutron!!!

  • @Twisted_Tempest
    @Twisted_Tempest 3 роки тому +144

    9:56 That "MUTHAFUCKA" really got me.

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 2 роки тому +2102

    9:59 I'm sorry, that "Hey bietch!" is the best thing in this entire video. Never fails to make me laugh.

    • @incisions
      @incisions 2 роки тому +8

      "I hope you ready to get yo ass kicked"

    • @KeikaZ
      @KeikaZ 2 роки тому +313

      bro sounds like a boondocks character bruh

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 Рік тому +94

      @@KeikaZ Sounds like Tom Dubious when he turns into stinkmeaner

    • @nototl2317
      @nototl2317 Рік тому +34

      He’s just so intense lol

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah Рік тому +67

      "HEY BIAOUITCH!"

  • @MojaveManiac
    @MojaveManiac 3 роки тому +1743

    9:36
    And now she's DEEP in DEBT
    KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  • @BlastingBigLoads2
    @BlastingBigLoads2 4 роки тому +625

    Yuya: "I bet you're from the
    S H E M A N O family!"

  • @sandsundertail6936
    @sandsundertail6936 3 роки тому +382

    12:59 he's promised us everything: women, money, power and women

  • @trustypatches669
    @trustypatches669 3 роки тому +402

    8:46 When you see Makoto's post credits scene in Yakuza 0.

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +29

      Not me luckily.
      Why am I laughing so hard over this!? Fuck!
      Still Laughing at 1 AM

  • @roundabout1087
    @roundabout1087 3 роки тому +876

    10:33 no matter in english, or in japanese. The Nishiki VAs give it 110% in voice acting

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Рік тому +106

      oyabun.

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 3 місяці тому +15

      @@lambda-m1676 That's one thing I don't like about this dub. They should have just said "boss", or "captain", or something

  • @adamsim3716
    @adamsim3716 4 роки тому +499

    12:15 shinJIIIIIIII

  • @tjrex1915
    @tjrex1915 3 роки тому +616

    2:59 Reaction on point

    • @jiguneversaw3495
      @jiguneversaw3495 3 роки тому +107

      whAT?!

    • @legitbusinessownergus7620
      @legitbusinessownergus7620 3 роки тому +29

      @@jiguneversaw3495 MY HAND

    • @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP
      @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP 2 роки тому +19

      Who dafuq you think you are?!?!

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +52

      I don't even know who's who's voice. The dude who said who do you think you are sounds like the guy who stabbed the guy but it sounds like it's the opposite

    • @littlegamerguy4803
      @littlegamerguy4803 2 роки тому +1

      @@legitbusinessownergus7620 ight im fucking dead brb

  • @GyroMan5136
    @GyroMan5136 Рік тому +88

    8:47 this plays out like something from an abridged series
    “This monitor is such a piece of shit!”
    “Ehehehe sorry bout that”
    “I heard you did not like, the ya-ku-za”
    “Yea”

  • @GeorgeSalonikh
    @GeorgeSalonikh 3 роки тому +4228

    This is gold, and these were the GOOD takes of the recording sessions lmao.

    • @vandamn2716
      @vandamn2716 3 роки тому +101

      After metal gear, now Yakuza? Wow you read my mind

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 3 роки тому +181

      Implying that there were multiple takes to begin with pfft

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 3 роки тому +41

      @@vandamn2716 I mean, metal gear is pretty similar to yakuza

    • @solfireblaze9292
      @solfireblaze9292 3 роки тому +3

      Hory sheet its george

    • @VX3800
      @VX3800 3 роки тому +1

      George I never never knew you were into Yakuza

  • @emeraldous8905
    @emeraldous8905 3 роки тому +1210

    8:00 the best line in the entire english dub

    • @ghostrider4109
      @ghostrider4109 2 роки тому +171

      That part is even better when you realize it’s the joker saying it

    • @lucia19397
      @lucia19397 Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @randomtrooper.8646
      @randomtrooper.8646 Рік тому +7

      ​@@ghostrider4109 you can hear it too

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi 10 місяців тому +6

      One of the many moments where this felt like a UA-cam parody dub and not the official dub.

    • @flaminiarufo3602
      @flaminiarufo3602 5 місяців тому +11

      "LAUGH youstupidmodAFAKAHH"

  • @kerfumptledor3668
    @kerfumptledor3668 3 роки тому +272

    8:13 ayo why is this synced up so GOOD wtf

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 3 роки тому +339

    3:00 That's definitely how I'd react if I got stabbed in the hand with a fork.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 роки тому +50

      It's Yakuza
      Wounds like this are fine

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx Рік тому +16

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola you see, it's a rubber fork and it's just ketchup

    • @itsmattletsgetittttt3547
      @itsmattletsgetittttt3547 Рік тому +5

      W H A T?

    • @soggybozo1515
      @soggybozo1515 3 місяці тому +6

      Ik it’s 3 years late but I’m like 99% sure that the stabber was the only one talking and the other dude is just an absolute beast who can make no noise whatsoever after having his hand impaled by a fork

  • @deddrz2549
    @deddrz2549 3 роки тому +626

    3:16 that's not a cellmate, that's jake the dog disguised as a cellmate with his stretchy powers!

    • @philiprodriguez5513
      @philiprodriguez5513 2 роки тому +124

      *DOUGH JIMA OUYABOON!*

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 2 роки тому +23

      With Nishiki The Patriarch and Inmate 1356 The dog, This quarrel will never end, it's Kiwami time!

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 Рік тому +42

      John DiMaggio has such an iconic voice, can’t ever not hear him as his other characters.

    • @JimmyJacksOfficial
      @JimmyJacksOfficial Рік тому +6

      That’s bender

    • @shawnd220
      @shawnd220 Рік тому

      *Ques opening theme for Adventure time*

  • @wiedzmiarz
    @wiedzmiarz 4 роки тому +1629

    13:58 Best Nishiki Compilation.

    • @fezziwig184
      @fezziwig184 4 роки тому +345

      10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 😂😂

    • @lobaloxrajobs9354
      @lobaloxrajobs9354 4 роки тому +427

      "were you someone's prison bitch?" damn that's violent

    • @user-ez05ob0WqQ
      @user-ez05ob0WqQ 4 роки тому +110

      WTF Kyodai?!

    • @yakthekuza7296
      @yakthekuza7296 3 роки тому +149

      Sounds like a gta villain lmfao

    • @kakashi6957
      @kakashi6957 3 роки тому +62

      I love how kiryu had a blade ready in the fight XD

  • @adamsim3716
    @adamsim3716 4 роки тому +463

    5:33
    Oh Ya Boom

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 2 роки тому +294

    Times Yuya said “Yakooza”:
    4:04
    4:08
    4:14
    4:19

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 Рік тому +33

      FUCKING YAKUZA!

    • @Rohan-iu4bc
      @Rohan-iu4bc 11 місяців тому

      Thank you

    • @kahrado
      @kahrado 11 місяців тому +12

      Sheemano family

    • @nikuzair
      @nikuzair 5 місяців тому +2

      He is the Yakuza 4 all along

  • @deadrock1678
    @deadrock1678 Рік тому +187

    0:08 Proof that the dub just had bad directors not bad voice actors, Kiryu sounds so badass here

    • @northerneagle9700
      @northerneagle9700 Рік тому +48

      Glad they brought him back for 7s dub

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 3 місяці тому +4

      Apparently they didn’t even see the cutscenes they were supposed to be dubbing half the time, so the fact any lines are good is a miracle honestly.

    • @daronhybridgaming3165
      @daronhybridgaming3165 2 місяці тому

      And sad he doesn't return in 8 or man erased his name ​@@northerneagle9700

  • @xshiromorix
    @xshiromorix 3 роки тому +3109

    I had forgotten how much swearing there was in the English dub. It's like they thought more swearing = more gritty, but they passed the tipping point where it just becomes over the top and laughable.

    • @heathb2182
      @heathb2182 3 роки тому +183

      it's so goofy!

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 3 роки тому +304

      In the 2000s this is what was considered gritty. Good times.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 3 роки тому +17

      So just like Ryu ga Gotoku :D

    • @rodrey330g9
      @rodrey330g9 3 роки тому +9

      He sounds black.

    • @alybadry203
      @alybadry203 3 роки тому +6

      Either that was the point or your theory is correct

  • @Marshal_Lepus
    @Marshal_Lepus 3 роки тому +192

    9:59
    my sides went into the orbit

  • @GlitchCrunch
    @GlitchCrunch 3 роки тому +930

    7:24 "Do you listen to yourself when you open your mouth?" Yep, thats the quote for the entire dub.

  • @crazyaph04
    @crazyaph04 2 роки тому +348

    4:22 I love this part so much 😂😂😂

    • @JimmyJacksOfficial
      @JimmyJacksOfficial Рік тому +1

      Are you r*tarded or just deaf?

    • @DallyASMR
      @DallyASMR Рік тому +43

      I can never think of Kiryu calling someone retarted he's got class

    • @godlygoobert
      @godlygoobert Рік тому +1

      @@DallyASMR He said "I'd fuck anything with 2 legs" in Y1. He was alot more unhinged before they changed him in Kiwami.

    • @MorisCryTwice
      @MorisCryTwice Рік тому +9

      ​@@DallyASMR exactly lol, he's not perfect by any means but kiryu calling soneone retarded is completely out of character

    • @rageinducer2455
      @rageinducer2455 10 місяців тому +3

      @@MorisCryTwice Yeah, someone who spent time in the yakuza would definitely not use words like "retarded".
      lol

  • @malfnction
    @malfnction 4 роки тому +625

    "he promised us everything. women, money, power... and women" i yelled "what" out loud at that

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 3 роки тому +46

      Hey, it shows what they care about most, so it's a good line IMO

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 3 роки тому +17

      The greatest dub I have ever heard

  • @themojogamer75
    @themojogamer75 4 роки тому +2969

    9:27 This dude is the most hilarious part of the dub to me.

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 4 роки тому +279

      Oh my god is that the human version of Sam from sam and max they are both detectives

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 роки тому +246

      Mojo Kor it amazes me how comedically bad and unfitting date’s voice actor is for this role.

    • @themojogamer75
      @themojogamer75 4 роки тому +477

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt You guys are fixated on Date, I'm fixated on the guy trying his hardest to sound thuggish LOL

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 роки тому +256

      Mojo Kor oh the white asian guy trying to sound like he’s black?

    • @RufusM
      @RufusM 4 роки тому +121

      “shUt UP!!!”

  • @Andrewking-cu4yb
    @Andrewking-cu4yb 3 роки тому +470

    3:25 my brain cells during the finals

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 3 роки тому +10

      So true

    • @sharaf9736
      @sharaf9736 3 роки тому +20

      Why does he sound like shimano a little bit

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +1

      @@sharaf9736 Lol! He does sound like him!

    • @sharaf9736
      @sharaf9736 2 роки тому +7

      @@MariusBoss11458 And shimano sort of sounds like kazama too what on earth

    • @mircocapra4531
      @mircocapra4531 Рік тому +4

      fishiki sus

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 Рік тому +345

    13:58 While not super fitting for the series, I do actually unironically love Nishiki’s line in the final boss.

    • @robbidyrob3787
      @robbidyrob3787 10 місяців тому +97

      10 years in the joint

    • @shadowofcorgi
      @shadowofcorgi 10 місяців тому +60

      What you think you're better than me?

    • @theguy5124
      @theguy5124 9 місяців тому +1

      Are you someone's prison bitch?

    • @anerdwithamic
      @anerdwithamic 8 місяців тому +54

      “Bring that shit, Kazuma!”

    • @v-trigger6137
      @v-trigger6137 6 місяців тому

      ​@@robbidyrob3787make you a

  • @vinceym8613
    @vinceym8613 3 роки тому +1230

    4:08 YA-KOO-ZA

  • @theguy377
    @theguy377 3 роки тому +892

    3:19 kinda sounds like Jake the dog

    • @Quantum1244
      @Quantum1244 3 роки тому +43

      You’re right

    • @Mohgenstein
      @Mohgenstein 3 роки тому +24

      100 percent

    • @Sune
      @Sune 3 роки тому +54

      B E N D E R

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 3 роки тому +176

      I looked on imdb and apparently John DiMaggio (the voice of bender and Jake the dog) did a voice for this game, so it could be him.

    • @gabizord7779
      @gabizord7779 3 роки тому +31

      Reminds me of the Scotsman from samurai Jack
      Edit: oh the guy above me found out that it actually is him lol

  • @Not_Claptrap
    @Not_Claptrap 3 роки тому +918

    The fact that they even said the Japanese words like San, chan, and even oyabun makes it 10x funnier

    • @RetroSmoo
      @RetroSmoo 2 роки тому +82

      And aniki haha

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video Рік тому +61

      It really sounds unnatural with English words, cause we don’t do that here

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow Рік тому +50

      Well they knew the fan base would riot if Majima didn’t say Kyriu-chan

    • @dezgasting
      @dezgasting Рік тому +31

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow yeah but he says "kazuma-chan" instead of "kiryu-chan" now

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@dezgastingHe does say it as "Kiryu Kazuma-chan yo!" in the first time he appears

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 2 роки тому +2133

    10:35 No joke, the voice actor for Nishiki sounds legitimately good. He definitely could’ve been better with proper directing.

  • @mi-nk
    @mi-nk 5 років тому +730

    4:25

    • @calynmjordan
      @calynmjordan 4 роки тому +22

      Mi-nk in Japanese they just say stupid lol

    • @stunseedordeesnuts
      @stunseedordeesnuts 4 роки тому +91

      @@calynmjordan i love how the dub is politically incorrect and i'm not disappointed

    • @fezziwig184
      @fezziwig184 4 роки тому +71

      @@stunseedordeesnuts 2005 was a different time

    • @stunseedordeesnuts
      @stunseedordeesnuts 4 роки тому +5

      @@fezziwig184 yep

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 3 роки тому +25

      @@fezziwig184 yeah. Your mom was hotter in 2005.

  • @TopBurger239
    @TopBurger239 4 роки тому +528

    8:05 I heard that Xenoblade english dub reference

  • @obamid39
    @obamid39 Рік тому +117

    7:16 This is hands down the best part. It's so fitting, I'm sure that's exactly what Gary sounds like when speaking English

    • @eddyyeung4902
      @eddyyeung4902 4 місяці тому +1

      the importance of authentic casting 🫨

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal Місяць тому

      Tojo Clan

  • @plattenecho
    @plattenecho 2 роки тому +290

    5:00 yuya is so underrated bruh, his va clearly brought top tier voice acting

  • @bobysianturi5367
    @bobysianturi5367 3 роки тому +228

    9:29 why his voice sounds like character from GTA San Andreas?

    • @gabrielmartines3510
      @gabrielmartines3510 3 роки тому +44

      He talks in ebonics, just like GTA ghetto characters

    • @tjrex1915
      @tjrex1915 3 роки тому +18

      Sound like OG Loc

    • @joseph0098
      @joseph0098 3 роки тому

      @@tjrex1915 he REALLY does know that you mentioned it

    • @MrNoot39449
      @MrNoot39449 3 роки тому +5

      He sounds like every guy you almost stumble into or almost hit with a car

  • @rockpaul12
    @rockpaul12 4 роки тому +596

    9:25 the funniest part of all

    • @mostlyghostly433
      @mostlyghostly433 4 роки тому +57

      Yeah the Blonde guy sounds like he’s about to do an Audrey2 impression from little shop of horrors.

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 роки тому +37

      SHUT UP
      heywhatdoyou thinkyouredoing

    • @doctortrash0571
      @doctortrash0571 3 роки тому +39

      "Get the fuck outta here"

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 роки тому +11

      *get your hands off her*

    • @travosk8668
      @travosk8668 3 роки тому +7

      I didn't know Fred Durst did voice work

  • @uzukascarloboshi3829
    @uzukascarloboshi3829 2 роки тому +509

    5:00 Yuya's english voice gets me everytime 😂

    • @TheUaxington
      @TheUaxington 2 роки тому +92

      He sound’s like a discount sonic-

    • @aerodynamo4874
      @aerodynamo4874 Рік тому +47

      That immediate "Okay..." from Kazuki lmao

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola Рік тому +10

      @@TheUaxington snapcube esque parody Sonic before snapcube esque parody Sonic

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 Рік тому +5

      He sounds like the GTA 4 Portuguese NPC voices, that mix Portuguese with English for some reason

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 Рік тому +1

      He sounds like the GTA 4 Portuguese NPC voices, that mix Portuguese with English for some reason

  • @SerotoninCrunch
    @SerotoninCrunch 3 роки тому +414

    ok but nishiki's "WHO TOLD YOU" actually felt genuine

  • @Elgato634
    @Elgato634 4 роки тому +299

    1:33 why did I think he was going to say
    "Number one movie in america"

    • @cameronli151
      @cameronli151 3 роки тому +54

      "koshiwugi"

    • @wumbo6116
      @wumbo6116 3 роки тому +5

      is this a jerma reference

    • @JohnYakooza
      @JohnYakooza 3 роки тому

      @@cameronli151 It sound like character voice line from Banjo kazooie

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal Місяць тому

      Dude same he sounds like a trailer guy

  • @chubburito6398
    @chubburito6398 4 роки тому +1138

    this sounds more like a youtube dub parody than something official

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 3 роки тому +3

      Where can I find one of those

    • @BlueBolt5000
      @BlueBolt5000 3 роки тому +2

      why are you right

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 3 роки тому +80

      Yakuza Abridged

    • @Dark9Volt
      @Dark9Volt Рік тому +7

      Somewhere in the Internet there should be a Yakuza: The Abridged Series...

    • @KrabbyLama
      @KrabbyLama Рік тому

      @@Dark9Volt Well a friend and I have done a "Yakuza Abridged" video in our special kind of way lmao
      ua-cam.com/video/BnZ4iiYevgY/v-deo.html&ab_channel=KrabbyLama

  • @embraugh1897
    @embraugh1897 3 роки тому +97

    1:50 "aight"

  • @windows9550
    @windows9550 3 роки тому +188

    7:26 is the best sequence. The whole thing is perfection.

  • @ThePyroMan_
    @ThePyroMan_ 4 роки тому +639

    9:59 idk why, but this make laugh so hard xD

    • @tykedopwnz
      @tykedopwnz 3 роки тому +119

      EY BIYATCH

    • @kevingeisenhof
      @kevingeisenhof 3 роки тому +45

      That "MADAFCKA!" is probably why the hecking line is so goddamn funny xD

    • @scruber64_
      @scruber64_ 3 роки тому +11

      "I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GET YO ÄÆHHH KICKED"

    • @TheGodofdrawing
      @TheGodofdrawing 2 роки тому +3

      Guy sounds like Arin Hanson

    • @Dasquapy
      @Dasquapy 2 роки тому +2

      I lost my shit

  • @dylenjostar6902
    @dylenjostar6902 4 роки тому +143

    4:56 I AINT calling you a truther

  • @Loviedove__
    @Loviedove__ 3 роки тому +63

    5:55 “man you roofless”

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName Рік тому +9

      if you’re looking for daigo, mine’s taken him up to the ruff

    • @garryhlambert
      @garryhlambert Рік тому +4

      no roof?

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal Місяць тому

      He’s trying to point out that the dog isn’t barking, and that it’s ‘ruffless’

  • @SolidN8
    @SolidN8 3 роки тому +126

    Holy shit actual decent voice acting at 10:34

    • @valmanway1844
      @valmanway1844 Рік тому +8

      It was amazingly done ngl

    • @forshad0ws526
      @forshad0ws526 Рік тому +15

      Bro hasn’t seen 13:58

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 4 місяці тому

      Nishiki has the magic ability to have a good voice actor for every launguage

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 3 місяці тому +1

      As another comment said, this game really shows the importance of voice direction. Most if not all the VAs are extremely talented, they just weren't given enough time or proper direction to make these characters sound better than good at best and comical at worst. Despite all the PS2 Nishiki memes, he's unironically the character with some of the best line delivery in the game, and this scene highlights it. Hell, even the funny "Ten years in the joint..." line was delivered well.

  • @thetruejerrycan
    @thetruejerrycan 4 роки тому +738

    14:26 floors me every time

  • @bretvyon2336
    @bretvyon2336 4 роки тому +294

    It’s funny when you can hear them talk quicker or slower to match the dialogue to the lip movements

  • @BobsonQDugnutt
    @BobsonQDugnutt 2 роки тому +858

    14:02 makes me laugh every time

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring Рік тому +185

    Fun Fact: Whether it’s real or his attempt to repress any memory on a regrettable part of his career, Mark Hamill doesn’t remember playing Majima.

    • @ogiebogie203
      @ogiebogie203 Рік тому +25

      It’s because before Luke Skywalker he just did a ton a random jobs, including one of the worst animated movies of all time but I can’t remember the name of it

    • @agedstring
      @agedstring Рік тому +2

      @@ogiebogie203 Rapsittie Street Kids?

    • @titaniumcranium3755
      @titaniumcranium3755 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@ogiebogie203well majima was way after Luke Skywalker. Majima became a thing in 2005.

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 7 місяців тому +3

      Nah, he was just possessed by the ghost of Majima.

  • @stunseedordeesnuts
    @stunseedordeesnuts 3 роки тому +350

    13:28 imagine that paper was a smash invitation

    • @yakuzamane1541
      @yakuzamane1541 3 роки тому +63

      I am the 75th character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
      *KAZUMA KIRYU*
      Edit: I dont know if its correct but the internet says theres 74 characters in smash so yeah

    • @Quantum1244
      @Quantum1244 3 роки тому +6

      @@yakuzamane1541 correction Uncle, Kazuma Kiryu

    • @yakuzamane1541
      @yakuzamane1541 3 роки тому +3

      @@Quantum1244 I hate myself

    • @Kazuma_Drake
      @Kazuma_Drake 3 роки тому +1

      @@yakuzamane1541 Yours was good he killed the joke.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 роки тому +1

      YES

  • @El-zo1zx
    @El-zo1zx 4 роки тому +3078

    Only Mark Hamill and Nishiki's VA can act and it shows

    • @Natendowii
      @Natendowii 4 роки тому +508

      I thought Bill Farmer did a good job as Dective Date. For some reason that Humphrey Bogart voice they gave him is strangely fitting for his character.

    • @El-zo1zx
      @El-zo1zx 4 роки тому +301

      @@Natendowii Ok yeah Farmer did a pretty good job for his voice. I do like how they were just like "lets give him the detective voice™" and then went home

    • @antond12312
      @antond12312 4 роки тому +215

      I think michael madsens voice was perfect for shimano, but the acting itself was real bad.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 роки тому +86

      ElaraMoons was kiryus really bad? Cause I thought it was alright

    • @El-zo1zx
      @El-zo1zx 4 роки тому +163

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt tbh he just sounds like everyone's batman impression, and he just doesn't seem to sound the way I want him to in certain scenes (like Shinji dying)

  • @rezi_evil
    @rezi_evil 2 роки тому +258

    13:09 i find this line weirdly badass

    • @sammayo473
      @sammayo473 2 роки тому +50

      Because it is badass af

    • @29brunu
      @29brunu Рік тому +14

      I think Kazuma English dub more agressive and badass than the original

    • @itsmattletsgetittttt3547
      @itsmattletsgetittttt3547 Рік тому +1

      Step the fuck up, it's time to d i e

  • @ClydeMystik325
    @ClydeMystik325 Рік тому +73

    0:37 The closest we've ever gotten to Mark Hamill saying Kiryu-chan 💀

    • @morkgin2459
      @morkgin2459 Рік тому +4

      Well Kazuma chan

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 3 місяці тому +1

      Seriously though, did they mix up some of the characters last and first names, because they call Kiryu by his first name instead of the normal Kiryu, but Nishiki is still Nishiki and Majima ain't called Goro as far as I know.

    • @e-money9251
      @e-money9251 3 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@coomcharger6105probably because in the context of majima since he’s older than kiryu and because in the original japanese he called kiryu using the informal kiryu-chan they decided to use his front name kazuma to denote the informality like in japanese, this also to contrast with the more formal and mannered kiryu. Meanwhile in nishiki’s case the word nishiki itself is shortened from nishikiyama so they probably thought no need to change it to denote formality or not

  • @NishaPerson
    @NishaPerson 3 роки тому +98

    3:50 sheemino family

  • @PsychoXV
    @PsychoXV 3 роки тому +368

    3:33 Mr Blonde saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is an absolute masterpiece and I love it!

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 2 роки тому +33

      How tf is Shimano blonde

    • @PsychoXV
      @PsychoXV 2 роки тому +97

      @@souna5755 Michael Madsen aka the guy who voices Shimano played a character in the film Reservoir Dogs named "Mr Blonde". It's one of his most famous roles.

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 2 роки тому +10

      @@PsychoXV oh ok my bad

    • @gasoline976
      @gasoline976 Рік тому +4

      Well I don't know why I came here tonight

    • @thewaterlord27
      @thewaterlord27 Рік тому +2

      @@PsychoXVthis makes sense. I saw the comment and was like “the fuck?”

  • @diegoviramontes2479
    @diegoviramontes2479 2 роки тому +666

    10:34 doesn’t sound too bad. Really all they needed was better directors in the translation department.

    • @coal2710
      @coal2710 2 роки тому +88

      "Ouyaboon..."

    • @Errol246
      @Errol246 2 роки тому +48

      I disagree. Sounds more to me like they needed better acting directors instead. The translation reads perfectly fine overall, minus a few awkward borrowings of Japanese words and a mistranslation here and there. I don't understand why people are up in arms about the f bombs. Japanese doesn't have an equivalent swear word to 'fuck', but based on the context of the game the f word is used pretty convincingly most of the time imo. You don't think the Yakuza would say 'fuck' if it was part of their language?

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 роки тому

      @@Errol246 they are redditors dude stop trying to talk to them just kill them if you meet one

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 роки тому +88

      @@Errol246 Using "fuck" as part of your language" and saying it in every single line are different things

    • @robertbreedlovecraft
      @robertbreedlovecraft Рік тому +42

      @@Errol246 Even Mark Hamill, one of the greatest voice actors of all time, doesn't quite know how to play Majima. He seems to be stuck in between the Joker and Joe Pesci

  • @BatDanNight
    @BatDanNight 3 роки тому +856

    Hearing this and the dub in Yakuza: Like a Dragon really shows the importance of voice direction. They got the same voice of Kiryu to return and he sounds waaaaay better in LaD.

    • @realquestforgreatness
      @realquestforgreatness 2 роки тому +182

      That and they don't swear every 2 seconds

    • @nitecore-wx9lj
      @nitecore-wx9lj Рік тому +34

      @@realquestforgreatness 10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER MADE YOU A-

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@nitecore-wx9lj10 years in the joint*

    • @yaqubebased1961
      @yaqubebased1961 8 місяців тому +9

      Wish they also brought Nishiki's VA for Ichiban in the dub (bc the japanese VA for Nishiki and Ichiban are the same)

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 6 місяців тому +6

      And then immediately fuck up again with YongYea 😢

  • @ytnukesme1600
    @ytnukesme1600 3 роки тому +2168

    7:18 this guys was a lot honorable in the original dub, why would they do him dirty like that? 😂

    • @johnnywithshades6001
      @johnnywithshades6001 3 роки тому +504

      Gary buster Holmes is best boi.

    • @melon_powa
      @melon_powa 3 роки тому +296

      THE LYP SYNC

    • @doktorbones2800
      @doktorbones2800 3 роки тому +266

      Japanese dub; I look forward to this fight
      English dub; FUCKETY FUCK, BITCH ASS FUCK

    • @facesofthechimera
      @facesofthechimera 3 роки тому +381

      They misinterpreted the dialog
      Judging by the times, they would've also been okay dubbing in some accidental homo-eroticism like "I'm gonna pound your ass till you can't sit on it no more"
      And then Kiryu can say his "I don't think that means what you think it means" retort.
      It preserves the implication that Gary's not got the best handle on language, and also gives English Yakuza that rough edge over the Japanese they were going for WITHOUT making him 'a black prison dude'

    • @petersinkworking6198
      @petersinkworking6198 Рік тому +1

      doyoevenlistentoyorselfwhenyouopenyomouth

  • @jensen9171
    @jensen9171 4 роки тому +236

    6:37
    geez

  • @TheyCallMeBruski
    @TheyCallMeBruski 3 роки тому +75

    5:50 this is way funnier than it should be. it's basically just "I'm gonna kick your ass mkay!?"

  • @jamesrusso6812
    @jamesrusso6812 3 роки тому +49

    10:29 “Haruka. Your mom is-“ “Shutthehellup. Don’t you dare.”

  • @PropheticAnomaly
    @PropheticAnomaly 5 років тому +646

    I’m dying. This dub is hilarious

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 4 роки тому +24

      Imagined in an alternative universe, Majima is voiced not by Mark Hamill, instead...he would be voiced by Jason Alexander...George Costanza anyone...!?

    • @rhombusroland
      @rhombusroland 3 роки тому +1

      in a perfect world

    • @PriestDaSensei
      @PriestDaSensei 3 роки тому +5

      I can’t even breath anymore I’m only 4:25😭😭😭

  • @zerourtaga1129
    @zerourtaga1129 4 роки тому +85

    9:27 big green dub flashbacks

  • @rollinnollin546
    @rollinnollin546 3 роки тому +135

    “How are we supposed to translate a serious crime drama (TM) if the characters don’t say the f word every two seconds?”

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 2 роки тому +156

    This whole thing sounds like an abridged series with famous voice actors and I love it

  • @Drew_Macabinta
    @Drew_Macabinta 3 роки тому +72

    Hearing the first part of the first line in the very beginning: oh yeah that’s alr-
    Hearing him say that he’s an associateofthedojimafamily: oH *JESUS CHRIST*

  • @cleruuuuu
    @cleruuuuu 2 роки тому +64

    4:51 not gonna lie, that Shimano thug had a great voice delivery lmao

    • @deadzone4033
      @deadzone4033 5 місяців тому +5

      That's some movie tier line delivery!

    • @edwardhyde1886
      @edwardhyde1886 5 місяців тому +6

      Honestly fr

    • @e-money9251
      @e-money9251 3 місяці тому +2

      @@deadzone4033 fitting since many of the VAs here are actual movie and tv actors

  • @edwardhyde1886
    @edwardhyde1886 Рік тому +8

    2:55 "tellnishikinottostopuntilhefindsher."

  • @Trilliman707
    @Trilliman707 Рік тому +172

    14:03 "10 years in the joint made you a fuckin pussy" not gonna lie that is the best and only good line in the entire dubbed version of the game

    • @BossBasher
      @BossBasher 10 місяців тому +5

      The dub seems okay

    • @muslimmetalman
      @muslimmetalman 9 місяців тому +8

      There's a number of bangers in here tbh

    • @leonhart1712
      @leonhart1712 6 місяців тому

      I suggest you blow me