The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
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PROGRAMS USED:
✔After Effects - Animation
✔Photoshop - Artwork
Music:
"Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwy...
EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
THANKS FOR WATCHING :)
Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.
At this point, I use it as a modding guide.
I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol
I miss the original upload before UA-cam took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.
@@Shiny_Sean That means you are a part of the problem..
@@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim
Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again
Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol
I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.
@@sumrandomseal694 i feel that
Same
I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣
“You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard
I wish that was an actual phrase from the game
Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?
You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!
@@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?
@@DuraiFoxGaming *I’m not sure Myself*
Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.
The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.
Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.
Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end
@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.
Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!
I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and UA-cam is like “yeah that seems about right”
Pretty much
Amazing how lame algo is huh
@@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?
I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before
Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.
16:55
Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver
Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere?
Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?
Officially cannon
And fast travel abilities, apparently
Wow
I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks
@@RinTheMagikal i feel you
I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running
*running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process
Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad
PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250
Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo
@@humanperson9443 Truu
5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."
AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!
AND chasing butterflies
mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"
@kendrajade6688 it's not like that it's uh it's for a potion
@@anais_anais5444 “Shuddup you scum, you’re not talking your way out of this loading screen!”
"Those guys used to be the shit back in the day"
Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.
Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions
Those were the days...
I red this at the time of the clip
@@kirtrich2414 timing 100
@@kirtrich2414 You Red it?
The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.
so your a ghost? Me too! :)
yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)
I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense
@@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.
@@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.
I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens.
Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.
The level 1000 legend 🙌
Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70
I started at level 13
Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43
@@tdoyr I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released.
If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.
I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line
“Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”
For the 34th time 😅😂
Watching this while chilling after work lol
Same here lol
No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens
can someone explain term senile scribbles
The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen.
“Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”
Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor
Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)
Has also killed about 70 dragons
No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs
@@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying
When the world needed him the most, he returned
The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy
@@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos
they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video
It has been years but he has really returned
I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile
"You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!"
That line will never get old.
What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.
None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight
@@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas
TRUEEE
Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂
The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂
It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge.
I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂
I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅
🤣🤣
@@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁
Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.
It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂
Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc
You genis
@Drew Harris but he kind of does
The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked
When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*
I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.
Hermaeus Mora reading “Goodnight Moon” is something that I never knew I needed in my life. Thank you.
I wouldn't mind a somewhat serious rendition of the book like that. His voice already makes me sleepy
Thanks to your comment I just realized that, all giggles aside, that would actually be canon, given Mora's nature.
Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.
Everyone gets it in their own time
It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!
@@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣
I didnt even realize this until I read this comment
Same
"what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here
Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee
You can go sex your own body 😂
@makeshiftusec992 oh come on that's just the depression shout talking
I love how you level up in the loading screens as the series progresses
Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel
@Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin
And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!
@@SpartakTH how
... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean
@@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it
The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...
I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol
Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂
Agreed 🤣🖐️
I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid
"Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"
26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂
I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him ,
" look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂
Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?
@@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂
I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.
I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao
One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao
Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.
And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim
they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control
Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse
I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.
No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.
For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf.
(Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing.
Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.
And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)
thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot
That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk
Time stamp?
I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.
Let get this back up to the millions of views it deserves.
I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂
“What they travel in packs”
Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.
Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P
@Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff
😂😂
@@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?
I just noticed that too
This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.
Inevitable is the right word
The dark brotherhood led me down that path
Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...
I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot
I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies
The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in.
The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.
28:50
@@Alex-mq6qi 😂
Your* seems like your brain is dust
Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.
>The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in
>Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door.
Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.
I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.
All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.
Uhh.... Ohhh!!
Now I get it too. Lol.
oh....OHHHHH
Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough
And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂
22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!
It’s a familiar feeling
if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.
I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.
@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.
@@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.
“‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting”
Dead Nazeen
Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%
I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.
@@ocefloww He went to the cloud district
In fact not disgusting
@@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.
The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.
Easily do-able by mods
@@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou
@@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc
@@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?
@@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim
20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?
Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.
@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it
That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door
"a brothel temple?"
"you mean a bremple?"
still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao
You could also just call it a temple of dibella
@@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that
@@dr.bright6272 me too
time stamp?
@@-shmeckle- 44:50
Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?"
Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."
Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn
😎
@@molcatz9634 ultimate*
Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.
Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂
Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.
In my run, when the dragonborn dlc cultists attacked me, Adrianne decided to help me attack them. She ended up dying very quickly. After that, I got some unique dialogue from the warmaiden shop owner.
-Who forges your weapons?
"Since Adrianne's death, I had to buy them from the kahjiit caravans. I tried forging them myself, but I'm no good with the forge."
That’s kinda sad :(
It's a shame that in every Bethesda game, they mostly focus on that kind of detail only for the areas you'll run into in the first hour or two, and everywhere else is almost completely devoid of any dynamicism.
@@ledumpsterfire6474 There are tons of minuscule details that take forever to notice. Supposedly there's unique dialogue from Esbern in "Season Unending" if you killed Paarthunax before that point. If only the game let you use the Elder Scroll to go back and talk yourself out of it afterward. The Last Dragonborn _is_ pretty reasonable.
Ooooo
@@ledumpsterfire6474 Its actually the same for a LOT of shops in the game. Say if you kill/ the blacksmith in Riften and then return later, a new guy is at the forge saying he was an apprentice who studied under the original one. Seems like almost every shop in the entire game has someone who takes over from the previous owner, as if you kill inn keeper and other shops during the 2nd thieves guild quest, they each get replaced.
Though the inn one is weird cause if you kill her, you can still do the male lizards quest for the marriage jewels... even though shes ded.
Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.
It can’t be…
_(flop, flop)_
Oh, no…
Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years
When I hear the voices of these characters in the actual game now they sound wrong because I've watched this so many times, 😂
🙌
Same
Especially when hearing the Dragonborn's voice.
*Wait..*
@@KingZach284 😂
@@KingZach284 it is always a deep voice like *FUS RO DAHH*
IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
It's crazy to think that this was all done by one person. And this was the type of stuff I grew up on, so of course
I'm reliving my childhood
69th like, I'm your hero
@@mikalerow2188 congrats?
@@mikalerow2188 why'd you say you're his hero?
that sounds kind of pretentious
I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin
Well, he used to be an adventurer before taking several dozen poisoned darts to the knee.
"Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol
"There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough
No, no they didn't get a new follower.
Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol
hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse.
whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs
After so long of rewatching this video, the bar "those guys (skeletons) used to be the shit back in the day" finally hit me. Because skeletons used to be considerably stonger enemies and every elder scrolls game they get weaker, fun little detail
Ah Skeletons and goblins, the enemies you never want to encounter when you a high lvl character back in Oblivion, i call them "Stagger scumbag" when i was young
They were also warriors
I think he was leaning towards those guys being great warriors when they were alive. Even in 3 skeletons weren't super strong enemies, and in 4 the high level zombies were tougher than their skeletal counterparts. In the first two they were only tough til you got the right armor and weapon, which was any blunt good blunt weapon. Those have always done more damage to skeletons and enemies made from stone etc
They also use to be alive. 😂
@@bunnitomoe3866
Headless zombies are the most dangerous in Oblivion. Absolute stunlock madness.
i love how he became more confident over time
Realistic
And upgrades his armour through the correct types from the skill tree.
@TUUK2006 No orkish, tho
Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?”
Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.”
I feel that.
Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*
“Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”
@@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.
@@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure
@@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock
Serana: is this mens armor?
Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone
Me: Wheezing
Yea that shit was funny
That is Divine tier comedy
Lmao
Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂
Even sheogorath is laughing from this
I’ve watched these so many times and no matter how many times I watch them I never lose any enjoyment. This is such a fantastic take on Skyrim and it’s drawn and voiced to perfection. I can hardly put into words how awesome this whole series is. A wonderful creation. Thank you Seanzoz for the awesome entertainment.
The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too
Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over
The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔
@@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲
"Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..."
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't."
Me: "Oh god..."
The comedy for this series was top notch.
New here, explanation pleass?
@@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.
@@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children
Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.
That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!
"There's alchemy here."
"You mean chemistry?"
"It's so much more than that"
Best pickup line evwr
First comment?
Reply*
*Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*
PSVR loading screens are short
slower if your playing from the disk
They patched that on the Switch I think..
Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time
in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money
Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes
"We have alchemy here
You..you mean chemistry
It's so much more than that."
This is the best Skyrim pickup line
Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes
I don't get it context please
Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further.
I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.
I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.
No matters how hard i laughed , i will always remember that in Senile Scribles canon , Dragonborn once listened Delphine about kill Paarthurnax...
If you even considered killing Paathurnax, ur dead to me
There is a mod that makes it so you do not have to kill Paarthurnax
@@thebananaman7010 why do you need a Mod just don't kill him
@@ajamask7140 because the “kill paarthurnax” quest will be in your quest thingy and if your tryina finish all of em and you don’t wanna do that one, you can use the mod to finish it without killing him
I didn't kill Pharty in mine since my brother already did it
The door scene for the dark Brotherhood is and always will be my favorite
That and anything with the Red Nirnroot
i almost chocked on my water there. the whole video is hilarious.
Same. Reminds me of my DMT breakthrough.
Yea dark humor indeed
@@bigfoot3866 your dmt breakthrough made you strip ??? Breh these maxhine elves dirty
having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain
21:00 "Muuuuurder time!"
... We need a mode with that voice that can be played at random when you unsheathe your sword or get into combat position in-game...
borderlands moment
Please somebody make that into a mod
@@AverageCheekiBreeki Yes.
@@FryingPan3 i await it
@@AverageCheekiBreeki me too
“Your mama never levelled yer speechcraft or something “ ! I love this series, the jokes the writing the observations and the lovely cartoons. Thank you for giving me a laugh to go to sleep on, you guys are brilliant!
“What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”
"You're not talking away out of this loading screen"
Feminism at its best.
The US divorce court system @ men
Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?"
Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner:
"OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"
You never know how much you appreciate a joke until it's censored. R.I.P the enchanted sword joke being actually funny.
Before it was censored I was too young to understand and find it funny :(
What was the original joke?
If you google senile scribbles and find the Reddit post of the original video skip to 19:45
@@grantpalmer8818
You dropped this
👑
@@mako5474 the sword played dog porm
"Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died
They are immortal lol
So did the imperials at the camp..
me too. 😁
Lol
Only the imperial officer survives the children
The walking slowly to the women to sell everything and not wanting to leave a single slightly valuable thing behind is speaking to me.
Hoard everything then sell everything. Best way to play
Just, like... Pull out a dagger and power swing while walking. Sure, maybe you'd accidentally hit somebody, but... Like... Just don't do that.
Hail Sithis.
@@VoidZeroNothing psst, hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!
Me too. Then I get the power from the black book to summon a daedra follower to give stuff to, or summon the daedra merchant to sell to 😂😂
@@patrickm2912 More efficient . . . but not as much fun. 🤭
20:47
I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound.
It's still hilarious though.
I legit remember the original vividly
Poor Jzargo. He spent his whole life attempting to hone his magical skills, went into crippling debt with the Winterhold jarl, and through sheer determination and force of will, avoided obtaining a skooma addiction like his poor lost khajitt friends... All so he could finally use his abilities to achieve every feline's dream.
To catch that goddamn laser pointer.
Sexy crocodiles!
He even sold his soul to Hermaus Mora for ancient knowledge...all for naught!
@@Scorpio1721
Sexy crocodiles!
Laser pointers are a menace to all, they must be stopped!!!!
This is priceless
"Can't get any worse than this..."
"..."
"dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"
cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”
*OH MY FU**ING GOD*
I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly
@@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.
AAAAHHHH MY EARS
Well Fools, after 3 years of being live and roughly 16.3 million views :) our beloved "Senile Scribbles: Full Series" video has been struck down by YT... It has been deemed unsuitable for advertisers, effectively killing it where it stood, in both revenue and exposure...
Being the beacon of hope and positivity that I am :D I've tried to use this opportunity to create an even more complete and comprehensive collection of the series than before, as well as fix a few of the issues in the video that I think caused the problem. This video removes the jester closing screens at the end of each episodes and replaces them with new loading screens. I've also included all of the bonus episodes and bloopers into the mix.
I'm not sure if I will have to make even more adjustments to the video and upload it again, but lets hope that maybe with a few of these minor tweaks that YT lets this version stand.
Finally it’s back
Absolutely love this! The original kept me out of a dark place many times. Love the videos!
Your vids were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Don’t give up!!! I always wished you’d do a bunch more! 👍😄
I was wondering what happened. Glad it's back 😁😁😁
Good luck!
Ive watched this so many times and now ive gotten skyrim. Playing my first playthrough right now and im addicted
FRRR
FIRST PLAYTHROUGH IN 2024??!?!? Dude I hope you enjoy this absolute masterpiece of a game and hopefully you'll join us in trying to figure out every single reference in this parody 😂😂 watch the skies, traveller
11:49 I have never seen the College questline summed up more perfectly than this
*Did you go to the cave and talk to the guy?*
He's a cool old man. Sucks Savos Aren died tho.
Don't forget to do that other quest I gave you.
Yeah in about 6 months, I got you.
Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling
Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.
Thats the joke...
And gay means happy.
Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.
@@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN they don't wanna get executed lol
Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.
"can you even lift a great sword?"
"I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle"
I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!
Best line
There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”
@@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho
tinkle is like taking a piss, right?
Must be heavy.
I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series
Didn’t we do this already? Or does this one have the Night Mother and Ebony Warrior episodes? Either way, I’m gonna rewatch all of them for the twelfth time.
UA-cam took the original video down...But seanoz used the opportunity to add all the extras parodys he's made over the years to the original.
Read the pinned comment.
Read the other comment
same ive watched the original like a million times
Ha! Rookie numbers
The Imperial/Stormcloak parody was brilliantly done. Down to when the Dragonborn yells and subtly has a shout effect audio. Very thoughtful. Great job in its entirety.
Atleast put a timestamp on it dummy
@@khabibmcgregor3592 Dude it’s like 2-3 minutes into the video, I think you’re the dummy here
ehh the whole message was sorta weird.. its pretty obvious that the imperials are the better of the 2 sides.
@@sirspongadoodle objectively incorrect
@@henrycrabs3497 no...
“Please don’t tell me that’s a human heart”
“Well, they say love hurts. You know? So...”
Also, I just wanted to say that it kind of makes me mad that UA-cam will constantly be marking videos as unadvertisable and then make those very same ads about sexual things and stuff that is also very in appropriate for children...
Or "love hearts" ... that went past me so many times ...
STOP! Look, there's got to be a better way to learn this than becoming a FUCKING CANNIBAL!!!!!!
"ok.. guess it's time to move unto lesson number 2.. get all the ingredients you have at your disposal & just start.. fcken mixin' em all together!"😂😂
@@kendallmcdonald3130 I know! I get ads about that kind of stuff a lot. I will present the logic I think they use.
YT: So this person is up past 8 p.m. and isn't watching content made specifically for kids? Ok they're either an internet creep or an insomniac. We aren't going to even consider the possibility that they just have some free time
Also YT: Oh my god! This person said the f-word! They shouldn't be doing this! I must demonetize them!
I think this makes no sense at all. Often times just the very first sentence of those ads is filthy
My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.
Legitimately, before watching this, I would always just guess the claw combinations. I read Arvel the swifts journal and was like "Maybe it's on the claw" then I said "Nah, that'd be way too easy" 😑
My freind first told me when I was new to Skyrim, and he was also new so he googled it
Lol I had to google it also lol
I just listened to the book
There's a book in Skyrim explaining that. They said that the doors weren't meant to keep people out, they were meant to keep the draugr in. The reason that the puzzles are so easy is to make sure whoever was trying to open the door had a functional living brain, not a stupid dead one.
Edit: If I remember correctly, I found the book in Solitude, in the Thalmor's quarters.
Even so, there is only one claw for each door in all oftamriel. The dragonborn just has plot convenience on his side and is able to find them.
'Do you have a friend or family member with a Skooma addiction? Well, unfortunately, there is a dragon crisis going on and no one cares.'
That one hits harder the longer you think about it.
@Darin Morris sure thing! It's a joke.
Timestamp?
Welp, found Inigo's account.
@@frazza5503 11:40
To put it in different words... well if you have a friend or family member with a alchole addiction theres a pandemic going on so nobody cares thats practically what it means
"This flower is for a potion"
"It's about time I learned something about alchemy"
Wait...
He never got a chance to really learn cause they kept arresting him
@@nyotamwuaji6484 taking the poor ingredient away, repeadetly.
"Your not talking your way out of this loading screen" is the most canon thing a guard has ever said!
“Sorry I couldn’t exactly get your measurements from the friend zone.” I wheezed so hard at that joke that I managed to wind myself
The Serana bits were the best lol.
I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind
Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout
I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.
Dont shouts wear off?
@@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐
@James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.
Crimson nirnroot was hilarious, also Herma mora being the universal sensorship monkey is hilarious as well.
this still holds up. Still the funniest piece of skyrim content ive ever had the pleasure of viewing
The stormcloaks tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets.
The only ones that showed up was their moms and their moms’ boyfriends, who they hate
General Kenobi
I think you mean paraphernalia.
@@Demonslayre nope
Korg would be proud.
The Dark Brotherhood door skit has always been my favorite. It never fails to make me laugh.
Just wanted to comment the same thing, i just keep coming back to it.
Comedy Gold.
pound me in the mail slot -💀🚪
@@wirralriddlerr -ded
Dragonborn has possibly one of the most convenient inconvenient bags of holding ever as a super power (same for all the other MCs of the series). It CAN hold an infinite amount of items but inexplicably it suddenly stops negating the weight of said items if somehow the player could not carry them at full speed. It is like a bag that keeps everything in an easy to carry space yet doesn't truly negate the weight, just the balance, of the load. Convenient yet incredibly inconvenient. Oh well I guess it also keeps the players knees from buckling under the combined weight of... wait is that 1000 wheels of cheese? Where did you even find that many?
Umm some corpses dropped them and yeah
Sheogorath had a mad party man. And there was "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
I mean in oblivion and Morrowind you stop if it’s over carryweight
The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.
Can we just appreciate the fact that the Dragonborn levels up after every scene
💀
I like the headcanon that whenever the dragonborn yells loudly a shockwave happens. And i mean without the dragon shouts
Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"
HELLO
Yup
Yea yt to sensitive now
Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.
my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized
but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning
Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!
It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"
Are you serious
It's a triangle of death 😂
Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny.
Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen.
Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?
Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear
I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore
@Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂
@Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?
why does this video have a better plot and character development than the star wars sequels😂
Doesn't everything though.
@@seanzoz you have a point
Haha yes
@@seanzoz who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Ohmf
I just realized that they are sending children as suicide grunts
Dont worry, they’re invincible
@@joe-bd8bt oh yeah i forgot
Yah the stormcloaks plan to send them to imperial camps with torches if pretty damm genius
@@lordcommissar7813 but those commanders tho.
The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣