Some of Trump's Stranger Businesses...
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
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Today's Meme Accountant count...
But first, Simon was un-tucked today - he also loves money but hates working.
Script Taps: 16
Bada-boom-boom-Tshhhhh/rim-shots: 1
Simon has trouble talking: 3
Smash that like button: 1
Smash that dislike button: 3
Absolute Legend: 1
But that doesn't stop business: 1
Sounds Classy: 2
Success Distilled: 1
Grotty Trump pedophile van: 2
Plugs own Merch: maybe one-ish.
Insults Danny: 3
Raid shadow Legends: 1
OOOOooohhhhh: 2
Alegedly: 4
Kicks Balls: 1
KFC: 1
Chop=-Chop: 1
Simon says he is hungry: 2
Oprah giving cars away (one for you, and one for you, and one for you): 1
Trump on Video: 17
Puts leg up on what we think is his heater: 3
Priorities: 2
Tremendous: FFS... It's to do with Trump... Everything is BEAUTIFUL!!!!! ;-)
My take on today's video, apart form him being un-tucked and hating work, and loves money, was that he tries his best but fails to avoid poking a lot of indirect ridicule at Donald Trump. This is great, as the orange one himself is incapable of understanding ridicule if it's a little subtle. If you thought this was not a subtle video, I have a feeling that Simon can really roast "The Don", should he choose.
You're the ultimate legend
Im a legend who sometimes spends time scrolling comments took find the tally if it hasn't been pinned
Great work, Brian. Love Meme Accountant! Make it so, Simon! And that's some damn fine in-depth analysis in today's takeaway.
But are we sure it's actually the heater? Nagging feeling that it might be Sam, bound, gagged (or sedated, but probably gagged cos only medication down there is cocaine), and dragged up from the basement to serve as a footstool. That's why he didn't mention Sam more than once or so--he was right there, so his subconscious didn't feel the need to
@@vnikyt I looked back on my notes and I wrote "What looks to be the heater". Unless he reveals all in a future episode, I guess this might remain one of the great mysteries of all time?
Damn. Overflowed my Bingo card.
Simon: While holding Danny's script, "I would sit down with someone who can actually write..."
Danny (locked in Simon's basement): "Wait, what?"
I was expecting Sam to flash "Danny" on the screen throughout his bit about ghost writing
@@MAashChick with "The Sound of Silence" playing in the background
I can’t stop fucking laughing 😂
“We’re not called Political Blaze”
Simon runs off to make his 500th channel...
That's what visualpolitik is for
One day every you tube channel will be just Simon in different suits .
I'd sub and like 😂
damnit beat me to it =P
@@Snp2024 Someday there will be a site bigger than UA-cam, called SimonTV, with nothing but his videos.
His dad gave him a billion, then he became a self made millionaire.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
just over 400 mil but if he had it in a simple savings account he'd have more today than he does at this moment.
@@camcroney7965 There was an economist named Robert Reich who said if Trump had just sat on the money and property he inherited from his father and collected interest, he would be worth at least 7 billion today.
I thought he was selling stakes in his businesses, like his share in some firm. 😀
That's false. I hate trump but... his dad loaned him 4.2 million and he made 2.1 billion.
Can we get a “rant reel” of Simon’s rants that got cut out of business blaze videos? Please? 😂
I would definitely get cancelled.
@@brainblaze6526 Nah, new channel that doesn't even try to monetize itself
@@brainblaze6526 "Simon's rants and rages" anything that doesn't make it onto your other channels and just fails to make it on to this one compiled into 1 channel with no monetization. Just for the amusement of your faithful followers and honestly, as awesome as everything else is the lack of standards in business blaze allows you to expand your horizons. Where could it go with absolutely no boundaries.
You could just make a Patreon so that the pay barrier justifies your actions
I think a Rant Reel would be a fantastic idea for merch. I'd buy it in a second!
“Smash that dislike button!” Does the dislike button even matter? considering I’m a LEGEND and watch all the way to the end, every time. Also, mad props to Sam and Danny
It doesn't matter. It's all about "engagement". Whether it's a "like" or "dislike, or a comment, it all counts as far as YT is concerned.
It can matter to the creator, if they want to make content the community likes to watch. But for something like this where people are going to dislike because of jokes about a public figure they really like/praise for a public figure they really hate, not so much. UA-cam at least doesn't care.
IT DOES NOT.
Thank you for being a legend.
Sarcasm is one of your native languages! That's wonderful! I love it!
True.
I have yet to see a business blaze I don't like. I don't care what it's been about. It's a great format.
Honestly, long form fact formats are my jam. I hope Simon keeps this format.
I’m still waiting for Merch
Thanks :)
I love everything about this channel!!
He could be talking about paint drying and Simon would still be entertaining.
I'd be down to read "UA-cam Takeover: The Simon Whistler Story" written by Danny Saltzer... I feel that would be a supremely entertaining read.
i'd rather just watch the Business Blaze episode
And Simon can dedicate each chapter to one of his multiple personalities.
100%
TV show edited by Sam.
11:30 Simon orders steaks like Wolf from 10th Kingdom.
"Let it look at the oven in terror and then bring it out to me!"
The 10th Kingdom. You absolute f****** legend!
💖💖💖
Now I have to watch 10th Kingdom again, dammit. My sister has the DVDs
That sounds like the Way a Werewolf would order his Steak ...
If you like your stake "rare", it is good because these stakes are not just "uncommon", but "rare". It's a pun on the word rare which means both a cooked level and a scarcity level.
The question is if you intended to spell steak as stake or not?
Beldizar thank you...I was going to mention that and forgot!
1) I like rare _steak._ "See? There's the fire!"
2) But _stakes_ can be helpful for keeping tomato plants up off the ground.
3) I had a girlfriend who used to get high and pass out and piss the bed.
4) Yes, I know that's TMI.
I was shocked he didn't get that lol.
lol
Only a 5% dislike ratio? On a video about Trump, where I ask you to smash the dislike button? Legendary.
You were a bit too fair and balanced towards Trump and kept politics to a minimum. It is not November 2016 anymore.
You are doing something wrong.. I imagine it started with you reading from the hard copy. ;) And then reading from the hard copy. :) One mo again please!
YOU'RE legendary.
Heyyyy... Remember that time trump found out that Putin put a bounty on American soldiers in Afghanistan and was still SUPER friendly towards Russia? Yeaahhhhhhhh. .at least something about jobs tho, right???
@Mr. Kenworth Lol yep..that's me. A CNN shill. Keep drinking that rightwing bullshit.
Tell me..in what way has trump EVER treated Russia like the enemy they are? Why is he so much more friendly with them than ANY of our allies? Because he's "keeping his enemies close"?? Okay chief..you tell yourself whatever lies make you feel like you're not a sheep blindly following a conman...meanwhile our generals, intelligence services, and several career Republicans (including men like George W) don't support and have spoken out against his actions and policies repeatedly. But yeahh.. any time someone points out some more bullshit he pulls the morons like you who are riding is tiny orange cock just instinctively regurgitate "LibEraL mEdIA!!"
Hers a link from BusinessInsider...but since it talks about how former NatSec officials are saying something negative about your beloved Lord&Savior trump I'm sure you'll cry liberal media again ha..
www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/ex-national-security-officials-question-trump-russian-bounty-denial-2020-6%3famp
I want the half hour I wasted on facts concerning the ONLY guy in the known Universe who bankrupted a freaking CASINO!!
Actually THREE of them
HOW is that even possible?!
“I wanna start my own university so I can get Adobe for cheaper.” Me too, Dr Whistler. Me too
"I like money, I don't like working"
I call bullshit, no way someone with several already successful UA-cam channels continues building more if they don't like working. I respect the hustle, but you're a workaholic, man...
Technically, if you enjoy your job, you don't really work, you get paid to play. In my eyes anyway.
Spent 4 years packing yogurt, working like a bitch, now I play with bikes and talk to people for about 60% more money than working like a bitch.
I'm pretty sure his day has 30 hours in it. Because I feel like I'm watching 24 hours of fresh content from him everyday. My day also has 30 hours, I watch and he creates for 24/7, we both sleep 5 hours and do EVERYTHING else in that remaining hour.
He simply loves money more than he hates working.
One of the trump subsidiaries told him 'the more UA-cam, the more hair'. Ahem. Sorry :)
Hahah, yeah, I was mostly joking ;).
I totally trust a man who overcooks steaks, takes all the flavor out of them and then slathers ketchup on them to recommend me steaks.
Really was hoping that he would remember the rare steak joke and be like 'ohh I get it now'
If anyone but Danny writes your autobiography I will be deeply disappointed.
By definition, Simon would have to write his autobiography himself.
Otherwise it's not an autobiography. It's just a biography.
@@GeneralNickles I suppose this is what I get for always ruining people's puns :P
Edited by Sam, somehow.
@@--enyo-- Full page color memes relating to the content of the page opposite. Or maybe smaller memes at the start of each chapter to prepare you for what's to come.
Karl Smallwood?
Simon forgetting rare means not common is so funny... Context really is everything when speaking
I'm from NY, I can assure you that we hated Bloomberg well before 2019.
I forget who said it, but the best burn I have heard about is "Trump failed to sell booze, steaks, and gambling to Americans."
Also, I don't think it ever got off the ground, but he did say in an interview that it would be a great time for him to start a mortgage company. said interview was in 2007.
"Trump failed to sell booze, steaks, and gambling to Americans."
"Trump failed to sell CHEAP booze, steaks, and gambling to Americans."
< Fixed.
Arne Hurnik The smartest thing Trump has done is create financial losses on paper so he doesn’t have to pay taxes. Most of his businesses have actually made him a significant amount of money. Trump uses investors and banks money to build unsustainable companies that he legally funnels money out of then bankrupt them and walk away.
@@Veritas-invenitur That's called TAX EVASION.
So are you saying all he was left with is ground beef
lmao
Trump doesn't always smile, but when he does it is creepy.
Yeah, the smile of a creep with a windowless van trolling with, "free candy," written on the side.
I don’t know. His smile seems more like that of a used car salesmen who knows he’s ripping you off big time.
Umm, why does everyone think that he is so successful... the man has declared chapter 9 & chapter 11 bankruptcy multiple times... do you know how many different subjective reorganizations of debt (some of which actually count as profitable via being a self-owed to himself...), and most successful venture has been to create his-own-image of wealth & success simultaneously creating his own PR campaign for a public office that gives him immunity from prosecution for literal (as well as assumed...) dozens of felony counts of tax evasion, illegal stock trading, fraudulent business practices and general misconduct... thanks y’all, thanks... leader of the willingly deceived and deluded free world.
@@tristencovarrubias4950 Put simply, the people who believe this myth are fools. I just got done reading his niece's book, "Too Much and Never Enough." All his successes are his father's. He gave him his money, funneled "loans" to him to keep his money away from the tax collector, and pushed his son's screwups as great successes. Then Donald Trump betrayed his father after he died by selling off his company in favor of the one he (Donald) created himself. He's always been a liar, a cheat, a thief, and a con artist.
@@brycealthoff8092 Hey! Don't insult car salesmen! Kurt Vonnegut use to be one!
My favorite part about trump's business sense is that he started with a massive fortune and a successful business and struggled to match an index fund. Index funds tend to grow steadily and are a fairly safe bet, but they aren't the standard of massive success. Losing money on a casino is pretty hard when you are on the side of the casino, but he managed it.
What is Trumps % growth pa and which index fund has exceeded it? I've heard this before but nobody wants to talk the actual numbers.
@@TheLeeringMachinist his actual net worth is almost impossible to accurately estimate but by most estimates he appears to be roughly on par with the S&P 500 but if he started with a basic index fund based on the S&P 500 and switched to an index fund based on the s&p 600 when it was launched he would be slightly wealthier than he appears to be.
He has cashflow from global brand licensing deals, letting him borrow lots of money to appear rich, but then he spends it on things like unbooked helicopter taxiing to re-arrive at a party when people didn't notice him arrive the first time, and he borrowed huge amounts which he lost by making terrible decisions. At the time of his run for president, he likely had negative assets, because his debts were so high, which is why he has continued to refuse to publish his tax returns, and banks were refusing to lend him more money. He has been using the presidency to win favour with banks, but his probable plan of releasing Russia from sanctions that are blocking his ability to launder Russian capital flight - which he had previously made money doing, and was probably in large part why he wanted the presidency - appears dead in the water following scapegoating of Russia for Hillary's failed purchase of the election. If he's no longer in debt, it's because he's not the one making the decisions.
@@annoloki that is definitely what it looks like.
One of the senior executives of one of his casinos resigned in disgust due to how Trump responded to one guest. A Japanese businessman was gambling large bets and winning millions. Casinos are a statistics game and eventually the businessman would have started losing and the psychology of gambling addicts would keep him losing. As long as the guy stayed in the casino, the casino would get the money back.
When Trump heard about the guest winning so much, he ordered the managers to kick the guest out. That is bad customer service and bad business since it made it impossible for the company to recover the money. The Japanese businessman just moved on to a different casino where he lost the money he had previously won. Effectively, Trump transferred his own casino's money to a rival.
I can only guess that Trump thought that winning was a personality trait, not a probabilistic chance.
"Watching the Trump Steaks advert on UA-cam was one of my greatest experiences ever"
-Simon Whistler, happily (supposedly) married father of one
Allegedly
@@audreyschmitt1782 hahahaha, I came to the replies to post that exact thing :D
Simon on biographics: "watch this sister channel"
*sister channel* :"we have more"
Simon on the 3rd channel: *MORE CHANNELS*
Simon: "What happened?"
The entire US: "We've been wondering that for four years now."
I don't think it was just the US
@@dikkekater well, true.
Canada is like the guy across the street , watching the house burn, and the owner trying to put it out by peeing on it. We are a little confused up here.
Simon “I like my steaks rare - barely cooked!”
Danny “Trump steaks are so rare (uncommonly found), you can’t even buy them!”
Simon “I don’t get it.”
Surprised how buried this comment is lol
Simon at times is more dense than a black holes singularity.
Honestly Simon, it's a pun. You like puns right?
It took me until I read it to get the joke.
Vincent Gallagher
We all have our bad days. 😉
"The world's greatest steaks, and I mean that in every sense of the word."
No better way to hold down your tent.
No better way to kill a vampire.
No better prize in a race.
Simon: "I'd sit down with someone who could actually write"
Nobody:
Danny, locked in the basement: "Am I a joke to you?"
You can't find em anymore so they're "rare" come on Simon...
I genuinely couldn’t tell if he was joking or not there
Simon just wanted everyone to write in the comments
"The world's greatest steaks, and I mean that in every sense of the word." From a guy who notoriously eats his steaks well-done *with ketchup*
You'll excuse me if I don't believe you, Donny.
wrecked
It's sad to think how many high quality steaks from some beautiful cows were desecrated at that mans behest.
That was my first thought too. Ruins steaks opens steak ordering thing. Doesn't drink opens vodka thing. Like why does anyone care his name is on it? They must find breathing a tiring chore.
hey, a well done steak has been well done...
i already didnt like trump but he likes his steak well done? its over im officially an anti trump libtard
Like trump or not, he's easily the highest meme value presidential candidate we've ever seen.
Can't argue. He is a living comedy. The world is in jeopardy but it's simultaneously the funniest and most ridiculous thing ever to happen in modern history. Weird times.
@@Polyfusia I look at it as, there's supposed to be so many checks and balances that one person can not just fuck everything up too badly.
I don't think any presidential candidate is ever really out to help us anymore. It seems like just politicians who want the badge of being president.
@@fuckgoogleforever I agree with this statement. I support any president that we have, no matter their party, because I want to see the success of this country. As you said, checks and balances can't mess things up too badly. I feel presidential elections after Ronald Reagan are kind of a joke because of the candidates.
@James Hagan Why would I want someone who is running my country to fail?
I don't know. Teddy Roosevelt.
21:10 Simon, ripping into people IS a public service, when done properly. It's why Legendary Legends are here!
Legends.
Waiter- How would you like your steak sir?
Simon - Wipe its arse and bring it in.
I like how whenever you make a comment you say “allegedly”
You should just say “please don’t sue me” 😂
Was "loaned" _SEVERAL_ millions and continued to used his dad's name and connections and STILL failed business venture after business venture.
But...but he's sooo successful.
🤦
You have to wonder if he would've been better off just investing the money in a safe, conservative manner rather than gambling on so many business ventures, most of which failed.
@@chitlitlah Don't know if it's true, but I read that if he'd taken the money he got from his father and invested it in a high-interest deposit account, then spent the next 40 years finger painting, he would now be substantially richer than he is. Given the number of bankruptcies and the fact that he lost so much money over a decade that he didn't have to pay tax, I'd believe it. After all, we're talking about someone who couldn't even make a profit running a casino.
@@Michael75579 That's just what I was thinking. If someone would lend me ten million or so for maybe a decade, I'm pretty sure I could set it up so I wouldn't have to work another day of my life.
You know nothing about business! Trump inherited $7 million when his father died! Not loaned!
Irritatingly, you can’t simultaneously “like” and “dislike” a UA-cam video - as I just discovered in attempting to do so for this one
11:45 rare as in rarity or scarcity instead of how seared the steak is.
It's a play on words
@@darthplagueis13 Yes, but it was also an honest question. Simon hasn't gotten a few script jokes, but that's mostly in his early TIFO days admittedly.
I immediately came here looking for this comment after he said that
I feel bad Simon didn't get that joke... it was PERFECT for a "ba dum dum" moment.
Simon Whistler: 'I love money and not work.'
Simon Whistler is my spirit animal.
I had a coworker that used to say “walk it past the grill and put it on my plate”
"Run her through the kitchen and knock her horns off."
That's from Texas. And will get you a wonderfully bloody plate!
"Defeather the Chicken, grill it and put it on the Plate"
- Me, because who needs disected Chicken if you can make the Mess yourself.
And yes, I actually don´t like Cow or Pig Meat. Weird Sense of Taste due to Autism. I appreciate the Art though
To support Simon's channels, I sometimes put on his video playlists on autoplay while I go to work for my dog to listen to. My dog has learned so much about history and business.
Simon: and then I can get a doctorate and my family will be proud of me :(
Just call yourself Dr blaze and you’ll be set.
Dr blaze.... ya boi dr blaze.... dr business? Mr business!
Ya boi mr business
Then he gets elected and becomes President Business.
...wait.
At ~11:13, Trump on his 'Trump Steaks': "I understand steaks. It's my favorite food. And these are the best". So sayeth the man who has his steaks cooked WELL DONE, and pours ketchup on them. To be clear, Trump has his steak mummified with extensive searing heat until it's a brick, and attempts to reanimate that corpus with a tomato-based condiment. What, exactly, does he "understand" about steaks? Honestly, the same cut of meat from a 30-year-old dairy cow would be indistinguishable from quality beef when thusly mummified and grossly reanimated with fancy tomato paste.
That was a tremendous video of my close tremendous friend Simon.
He has tremendous hair and a tremendous channel.
All other channels are fake news.
America is tremendous we had a tremendous meeting about that.
this was tremendous to watch.
Simon: "The dislike ratio on this one is going to be WAY higher than normal, I guarantee."
Me: _Checks likes and dislikes, about the same as usual_ "Yeah, I figured."
Simon, you can't even get people to hate you when you TRY. It's like you rolled 18 on Charisma.
That's kind of you. I guess I will have to try harder though.
@@brainblaze6526 Well, it doesn't matter if you make me dislike it, because I'll still end up watching to the end anyway.
roll 18 on charisma as pathfinder tiefling with a heritage that gets +2 on charisma and rolled a 9 on the tiefling variance table that granted and additional +2 to charisma. That's right he is part devil. This is just fact. I mean look at how he rocks that suit.
@@ShadowAraun he probably files down his horns and wears a bald cap to cover up the nubs.
Nat 20. Twice
It's a hard life building a fortune when all you have to start is daddy's already massive fortune.
So you will not give your Son a fortune to start his own? I thought that was yhe job of all Fathers to do for their sons. All fortunes are diffrent mind you. Mine is very small. I might be able to leave my son $140k.
@@jerrysantos6484 It's not wrong to help your kids start out. It's not even wrong to help your kids out a huge amount.
But the narrative is 'Donald Trump is a self-made billionaire who started off with a (relatively) small loan', when the reality is that he's not self made, he got hundreds of millions of dollars from his father in a series of tax-dodging schemes.
@@jerrysantos6484 who the F is arguing inheretence? The point is that you can't inherit 400 million dollars and then call yourself 'self-made'
Any way you shake it, the guy's a fraud.
"SMASH! That dislike button" instructions unclear, I've now subscribed.
YOU HAD ONE JOB! :D
@@brainblaze6526 you forgot say "Danny" at end of that sentence
@@brainblaze6526 It's corona virus quarantine times, no ones has jobs!
I disagree with Simon on his opinion that politics dont affect us as much as we think it does, but I'm liking this video anyway because I defend his right to his opinion.
EPIC BIG BRAIN MOMENT
yeah, I'd ague that politicians running concentration camps and committing war crimes does affect people very much.
In 1975 I was 14 and sent $5 to be ordained by the Mother Earth Church. Now Universal Ministries I am still legally ordained!
I’m barely an hour late and there’s already 1.5k likes...this channel has come SO FAR GUYS!! Sam, Danny & Simon you deserve all the wins! Please never stop winning. I honest to god wish you 3 were president of my country.
The holy trinity.
Business Blaze 🙏 in the name of The Writer, the Meme-Er & Hyper Host, Amen
SUCH a sucessful business man, the only man in history to lose money running a casino. Best known for screwing over anybody who does work for his businesses by refusing to pay and make them sue him. Public record
There are multiple cities in Wisconsin that ban the dumb ass because he just didn’t pay when he did a rally there. Best part is the people there stupidly still love the guy despite fucking them over.
@@EU_Red_Fox which cities?
He didn't lose money running casinos, he transferred very large portions of the investors money to himself to "license" his own name/brand to the casinos, leaving the casinos to go bankrupt with the investors having no legal means of getting the money back. They are not failed businesses, they are successful cons.
@@annoloki True enough but he was so proud of them as "his" casinos they are his losses. Even though legally he was insulated
You lie, several casino operators have gone bankrupt! As for not paying, general contractors get screwed all the time by subcontractors. Only redress is in court!
I'm starting to think the Krusty Brand Seal of Approval is a greater stamp of quality than Trump's name.
Does anyone find simons voice comfortingly soothing 😅
I listen to it falling asleep
Business Blaze on a serious note though your videos have been helping relieve some of the anxiety I’m experiencing during lockdown in Scotland so thanks 🥰
@@brainblaze6526 im glad you didn't say "during my special, alone time".
Lol this channel is like finding out your doctor who you thought of as intelligent, is sat there using Web MD and watching Love Island all day.
Legit.
Interestingly, two years later, the tax stuff is no longer "alleged". Although, his wealth is still alleged. Cheers from Tennessee
Trump: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
Sir. This is a Wendy’s.
Trump: In that case, I would like to sell you the world's best burgers
Mike Alford sir! this isn’t a farmers market!
You prove you know nothing about business!
"Trump The Game" was also another hastily cobbled product that just had Trump's picture going for it. It was supposed the be the new "Monopoly" game of the future, but utterly failed to meet those expectations. All I could gather from the game was "I went first, I win", and any other strategy was neither possible, nor recommended. I have literally seen games of "52 card pick-up" that had more variation to them, and the only other game who's rules were more pointless and unintelligible was "The Waltons" board game, which was based on the popular TV show, and little else. Also, Bush was in his second term when Obama was elected and couldn't run against him. So Bush could say whatever he wanted to without adversely affecting anything.
I'm glad that I read your comment first because I was going to mention "Trump, the game" in my comment on another Trump failure. I hope you are doing well in quarantined isolation and staying sane during this catastrophe ✌💗🤗🤗🙏🙏
@@earlenewallace8445 I am. Just glad that I still don't have Trump the Game to keep me sane though, lol. And me and my brother are both hardcore gamers from an early age, and we still couldn't figure out what goal of the game was.
@@_Abjuranax_ steal money aviod troubles
"I'm not affected by politics." Is an interesting way of saying "My state as a human being is not up for debate every couple years."
"I love money, and not doing work" .... You sure you weren't born in America Simon???
What do you think where the 'murricans got it from?
Idiots, I would love to have the perks and vacation Europeans get, if your American your basically born a workaholic
While that’s a seemingly American attitude, don’t let that fool you, especially in Southern California.
That's a nice American day dream as you do 60+ hour work weeks
@@darthplagueis13 My sentiment
Huge, massive, tremendous
I'll take things Trump doesn't hear his wife say in the bedroom for $500, Alex!
I'll take morons who suggest injecting disinfectants for the daily double...
@DrMossydog Yeah, that MAGA think won't happen. At least not under Donnie Douchebag.
I'm sorry you did not phrase that in the form of a bribe
@@ThatCanadianGuy-e1p how does it feel to have Trump living in your head rent free for years 🤔 LMAOOOO!
@@liammay7756 He's not living in my head. moron. But if he were living in my head, rent free, it would be because he typically stiffs people on the bill. Much like he stiffed contractors that worked for him.
"If i want burgers ill go to Tesco" underrated😂😂🐴🐎
Pretty "Rare" to miss a steak pun that rare...
Simon needs to sell a shirt the says “ALLEGEDLY” in bold print on it, I’d buy it.
Allegedly, nobody can say "allegedly" like Simon.
James England
Well unless you watch letter Kenny.
They say allegedly with some real feeling.
It was a sick ostrich... Allegedlys
MAKE ALLEGEDLY GREAT AGAIN
Im thinking simplistic drawing of simon with hands up saying allegedly
Wish somebody would give me a "small loan of a million dollars" lol
Trump likes his steak well-done and he puts ketchup on it.
Such disrespect to a fine cut of meat. I didn’t even put ketchup on it when I was a kid. And my younger sister was a rare girl. I can’t remember her even liking her steaks medium.
I guess that's about the only thing Trump likes well done
Steak sauce is essentialy spiced ketchup.
I don't know how true any of that is. I do know that at a White House party, rather than having the in-house staff cater the dinner he had Pizza Hut, KFC, and Domino's delivered.
@@stuartatkins3636 BU-DA-BUMBUM-TSHHHHHH
A pound is about half a kilo, for all my sensible friends across the pond.
I've always been a bit surprised when non-Americans aren't familiar with the most basic of imperial units and approximate conversions, especially the English from whom we got our system. I'm not at all suggesting our system is superior to metric or that other countries should switch to it (switch back to it in many cases). We've tried to switch to metric since the 70s and learned it in school starting in elementary in my case at least (that was in the late 80s), but it's hard to force people to stick to it without violating the Bill of Rights somehow.
The metric system has been the standard for what, a few decades in most countries? I wouldn't expect them to know a word of the Preamble of our Constitution since it's never been relevant to anyone outside our borders, but any place influenced by American media is going to hear pounds, feet, gallons, etc., mentioned occasionally, just as we hear metric units from time to time, so it seems worth it to know the most common ones. (Yes, I realize some Americans aren't very familiar with the most basic metric units either even though they were taught in school, but I think that's mostly people at the bottom of the barrel.)
Roughly speaking:
2 lbs = 1 kg
1 inch = 2 1/2 cm
3 feet = 1 yard = 1 meter
1 gallon = 4 quarts = 4 liters
60 mph = 100 km/h
Temperature is a little more complicated, and I can't think of any other type of unit worth remembering, but just these few would help Americans and non-Americans alike. A couple of them, yards/meters and quarts/liters, are only about 10% off, so you can just think of them as pretty much the same thing and forget a conversion factor if you're not building a rocket or anything.
That post ended up a lot longer than I'd intended...
@@chitlitlah Rough way from degrees centigrade to farenheit is double the centigrade and add 32.
1 gram equals 15 grains
@@nancycurtis3230 Yeah, I suppose double is reasonably close to 9/5. I don't know how easy it is to remember 32 though. I want to note that I have that conversion memorized, just as I know some of the conversions I already mentioned memorized more precisely, such as one inch is exactly 2.54 cm. I'm good at memorizing numbers though and I was aiming for something the average person could remember with very little effort.
@@usapennyhunter4315 Useful for people who assemble bullets.
I never thought about it.
But yes, you can make your own university.
Xxvytz university. We specialize in absolutely nothing
Currently there are TWO form of accreditations in the US. One which real colleges and universities use.
And the other well we will just say not as good. I don't recall thier names. But it like national accredited, and regional accredited.
You can make your university, galaxy accredited. So what it's the ONLY galaxy accredited school.
I have a PhD in afro engineering. I took the self appointed test years ago and graduated with honors. I was top of my class. ( I was also the bottom btw) I do have my diploma hanging on my wall. ( Yes, I printed it out as a joke. But hey let's run with it)
So yes you can make your own university.
I actually disliked because he said to.
Simon what have you turned me into
it still positively contributes till his views and therefore profits so i dont think hes too upset
But if you disliked entirely because he told you to then that must be because you like him and now my brain's exploding.
So it's clearly witchcraft. .: Simon's turned you into a newt!
Think I heard dislikes and likes are counted the same in the all mighty UA-cam algorithm.
@@jrfish007 yeah, if you get a bunch of dislikes it can show that the video is "controversial" so it will be recommended more.
Doesn’t make a bit of difference to the channel. I also do as Lord Simon Whistler commands. I even disliked this post out of respect to our leader.
Simon. Just do let you know: labels and his face everywhere is tacky here and everywhere . Trump is a poor man’s version of what a rich man should be.
But still not poor
@@Noone-jn3jp have you seen his taxes?
Sean Beegle pump the breaks Pelosi
@@Noone-jn3jp There is a point to be made there though. Without the taxes to show in income, we have no surefire way of knowing if he's anywhere near as rich (or richer) than he says. I don't think he's poor, but the man has had so many major losses I have to wonder just how much he's actually worth. Tax records would go a long way to figuring that out.
@@Xanthelei either way sitting Presidents are suppose to disclose their taxes 😂
At 18:33, Simon may have been referring to "diploma mills". Old parody of diploma mills starts at 7:16 here: ua-cam.com/video/03E18DmnfGA/v-deo.html
. A good topic for Business Blaze, I think, as would be For Profit Colleges.
Simon because you told me to smash the dislike button, I smashed that like button. I enjoy it when you just don't give a f$#%! Btw thank you Sam and Danny.
weirdo sunishine me too
some viewers: we could do with less Trump bashing, Simon!
Simon: how about a whole video of Trump bashing?
His next video might be how to grow thicker skin??
@@tylerkirkpatrick1212 or how to smash the dislike button
@drew pedersen I tried to be fair and look at things objectively as possible :)
he dident even scratch the surface of the ability to bash trump that was only 10 to 12 of the hundreds of businesses that he plowed into the dirt to get at the money they HAD.!
@@tonydavies8683 Not to mention utterly destroying every ounce of credibility America ever had...
"my family would finally be proud of me" ooofff big ooff
got a bit to real there simon
So embarrassed every time he shoots off his mouth. I am a Republican but cringe when he goes on T.V.
Most thinking people, political affiliation aside, cringe when he goes on TV.
He definitely has "Dad!" moments, but love it. Especially when taking questions from the media cesspool.
Biden's basically the same m8
Me too. And it’s amazing that a guy who gave money to and spooned with Democrats his entire life could convince so many that he is not one of them. As a Republican, I feel like he nailed his tacky nameplate to the party like he does everything else and we are forever tied to this clown. He has no sincere beliefs about anything. He’s just a trend rider and self promoter.
@@ItsJustLisa I don't. He keeps it real!
The steaks are difficult to find and obtain. They're rare, Simon.
BA DA BUM BUM THSHSHSHSHHSSHHSHSHS
Whistler 2020: The British are coming
... On your face
Years ago we had "Trump Office" office furniture at staples. It was all expensive, ugly, shit. Didn't sell. Went on clearance. Still didn't sell.
And when you thrown it away the trash men where like nope not even the dirt it's buried in would touch that stuff
It's really bizarre that ostentatious but rubbish is his brand. It's certainly not something I'd want associated with my name, but he happy plasters his name on all of this crap.
Petition for Simon to introduce himself in every Business Blaze video with “it’s ya boi with the blaze”.
TBF when talking about Trump it was riches to rags to riches to rags again and then lying about his riches until mostly everyone believed him!
"This video is going to have a bigger dislike ratio"
9,100 likes vs 420 dislikes
Tough video turnout huh?
That's bigger than normal for sure :)
Brain Blaze: "That's what she said!" Lol
The steaks didn’t sell because they were bad steaks being sold AT THE SHARPER IMAGE.
About 8 min in he mentions George W Bush, in a positive light. I used to despise Bush and Cheney, now they don't seem so bad to me... How did this happen? At this point I would vote fo for Bush Jr. Over Trump. He really doesn't seem so bad now, I have to remind myself that Cheney shot a man in the face, and that man apologized to Dick and his family, just to stay rational. Plus we went to war with the wrong country after 9/11. I'm not forgiving the administration for that but, it all seems so much more reasonable than what we have now. I feel like I've taken crazy pills and can't wait for them to wear off.
Not to mention that during Bush's 8 years, he lead the country into the biggest financial crisis since the great depression.
@@MissSpaz True, though 2nd biggest now
@@MissSpaz Let's not forget that when Bill Clinton left office, there was a surplus.
Because regardless of the various decisions that W made, be they getting us into an expensive and pointless war or cutting away financial regulations that then allowed the housing crash, he personally seems like a pretty genial guy. Probably a little full of himself in the way that a lot of people are when they come from wealth and privilege, but if you were to say, sit next to someone exactly like him on a train or something you'd probably be able to have a pleasant enough conversation. He made overtures to reach out beyond the traditional Republican base of older white men, because he seemed to understand that the future of the Republican party was dependent on diversifying along with the country as a whole. Unlike Donald Trump, he didn't get an endorsement from former Klan leader David Duke.
Trump has actively courted racists, and the sort of thing that we thought was going to be getting further and further in the rearview mirror has come roaring back with the sorts of rhetoric he traffics in. Hate crimes and race-motivated terrorism is up. He makes national policy decisions that are great for people at the top (like the trillion-dollar tax cut for businesses that allowed them to increase their stock value and CEO pay, but not invest in employees or overhead) and bad for everyone else. He makes international policy decisions that hurt America's standing in the world and accelerate the arrival of the day when China is the world's polestar, like pulling troops out of Germany and starting trade wars which harm rather than help the US. Oh, and lets not forget the terrible response to the COVID-19 pandemic. All it takes is a look around the world at how countries have handled it, and you can see which ones have done a good job (with similar conditions as the US - obviously something like New Zealand, a small country on some islands, is going to have an easier job of dealing with it than a large country with a hue population and a lot of transportation hubs like China) and which ones have not.
In addition to that, Trump is just so personally loathsome that he's the kind of person that you wouldn't want to be in the same room with. He lies with all the care of someone who doesn't give a shit if you believe him or not, he refuses to take responsibility for anything bad while taking credit for anything good, he has a fragile ego, he insults and belittles people, he makes baseless accusations to deflect attention from himself. It wouldn't matter if he were president of the US, president of the HOA or even just a gardener - if you encountered someone in your daily life who behaved exactly like Donald Trump you would go out of your way to avoid him. You would only interact with someone like that if you absolutely had to.
And that's one of the most maddening things about it, and one of the things that probably paints W in a better light in your mind - there's still a third of the US population that eats up all of this shit like ice cream (and yes, that is a reference to 'Eat Da Poo Poo'). I wasn't particularly interested in politics back then apart from not wanting to vote for anyone who was in favor of gun control, but I don't remember anyone regarding George W Bush with the same sort of religious fervor. To his supporters he was the POTUS, he made decisions that they liked and some he didn't - Trump on the other hand is Dear Leader.
And that's why you look back on 01-09 with fondness. Because a Dear Leader can command the sort of irrational, unquestioning and outright terrifying loyalty that a mere president cannot.
@@mattrobson3603 I absolutely agree. I disagreed with George W. Bush on many fundamental issues, and felt like he represented America poorly when he often misspoke, but Trump is everything I disliked about Bush magnified and so much more. When bush said something awkward, I was embarrassed, but when Trump speaks I'm so often horrified. This is not just because he tells the American people to ignore Covid, or inject bleach. It's not just that he stokes racism and bullies his opponents, Including children. It's not just his ego, and unwillingness to listen to the intelligence community or medical experts. It's not just his elevation of family and cronies into positions which they have no experience or qualification. It's not just his fascistic response to protesters, or his lip service to religion. It's not just his willfull disregard of the law or of the limitations of his office. It's not just his obsequious deference towards Putin or the laughingstock he made of himself at the UN. It's not just his withdrawal from the Paris climate agreement or the Iran nuclear deal (JCPOA). Its not just his fake news rhetoric and propaganda media. Its that so many Americans support him like a cult. His lies are fact checked and his supporters don't care. I truly don't understand how so loathsome a person can garner so much blind loyalty. What truly bothers me is that his presidency has revealed a side of America that I thought was waning. I thought only small pockets of ignorance and racism were scattered across the country, not enough to fill arenas. I never thought I'd see "good men and women" bow to a demagogue, but that is exactly what the Republican party has done. So many Republicans went from detesting Trump to providing unwavering support, to avoid angering his base. Trump has kept exactly one campaign promise: to run America like one of his business. America is quickly going bankrupt, financially as well a morally.
...and yeah I would probably enjoy a conversation with W.
If Oprah was president at least we'd all get a car. _Everybody_ gets a car. O_o
I'll see myself out.
Simon, this channel is legend. Thank you for being honest and funny. Keep up your hustle, sir. You and your team are amazing.
Joke's on Simon because Business Blaze really is the greatest channel on UA-cam and he absolutely should make Danny write a script on unaccredited universities because they are definitely a major thing. Besides, it's not like he has a lot to do besides research while he's chained to the radiator in the basement.
In America, if you buy the best cut steaks off the shelf of the local grocer, it costs about $10.00 per pound, so $50.00 for medium grade beef doesn't make a lot of financial sense. Moreover, buying steak at the Sharper Image is like walking in and trying to buy pork chops from a Toyota dealership.
Where the fuck you buy steaks from? Cuz i can assure you thats not correct, i just bought medium/good quality for 16$ a pound, yes its the size of my face. So you might be getting the best cut of lower quality. I do agree 50$ is high but not by that big of margin
@@Noone-jn3jp even $16 a pound is more less than a third of the cost.
Prices vary by location. Areas close to cattle ranches or local farms that have livestock will pay less per pound than ones further away. It also depends on the cut. A t-bone steak should be around $10 per pound. And the total size of a piece of meat isn't a factor in how much per pound you charge - a 1 pound steak will be $16 and a pound and a half will be $24.
OtakuUnitedStudio that’s not always true. I can see cattle from my window (figuratively), I almost exclusively eat steaks. I have bought them at prices that low but that was for a whole cow. I see these prices constantly and if you’re at a store “off the shelf” and paying 10$ for a 16oz T-bone it’s going to be of shit quality
“Whistler Crack.”
That is every episode of all the Simon Whistler channels. :)
18:32 Yes. Its still a thing. Many people buy degrees from Diploma Mills. In the USA a lot of religious colleges are unaccredited diploma mills or just unaccredited colleges. I have attended some unaccredited colleges, they weren't diploma mills but they weren't recognized by the government.
I think a Business Blaze about diploma mills would be awesome.
Simon Whistler starting his own university just to get cheaper Adobe, now you're thinking like a Trump businessman
I would go one step further and just buy up Adobe. Hello Free Photoshop and after effects for life.
@@DirgeTV Go one further and just buy the economy.
@@brainblaze6526 Just inject yourself with dollars. . .
Already done. Seems to be working.
Does anyone notice he always gets a 'silver' rinse in his hair during those times the country has a crisis? (and when he's at his least popular with the public). Trying to play the 'serious' role.... a couple of days later he goes back to yellow.
@@Balletified He changes his hair colour - to silver - whenever he delivers a press briefing during crisis times. He did it when he shut down the (government?) over the wall. - Look at the clip where he signs the bill , check out his hair colour. And he did it when people were complaining about his covid response.
@Archie Redman the skin is orange, and the hair is yellow.
Imagine what that mop looks like wet. One shower pic would toast him permanently.
@@katiekane5247 😂
remy5405 its how much product he uses in his hair
''Why make billions, when you can make.......millions?!'' - Dr Evil.
Smashing that LIKE button. This was hilarious.
Also volunteering to be Simon's ghost writer, as I am a writer.
Simon: "Why?"
Me: "because Trump.....because Trump."
"Where did the decency in politics go?!"
... Well the Trump campaign didn't help
It's funny how it says in the captions "world's greatest fakes" instead of world's greatest steaks
That was a mis-steak
Badum Tish!!!!!
UGH! This man makes my skin crawl.... I mean Trump not Simon.... this time. 😂
Let’s license “Whistler Whiskey”, it’ll make millions.
"Wet your whistle with Whistler Whiskey." kind of a tongue twister to say, but sounds like a good slogan.
@@clovatrie I think the biggest problem would be that "Whistler" is already trademarked by Vail Resorts due to the Whistler ski resort in Canada
I was just thinking the same thing.
Whistkley. Meh. ::|
I would like to see Whistler whistling...$$$...
Simon's biography will be written by danny and edited by sam
"I love money and not doing work"....sounds like MERCH.