The World's Most Expensive Private Planes
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Why is he saying sorry for rambling? That is literally why I watch this channel.
Same here.
He wishes he were Canadian. :P
I don’t think he understands why people like business Blaze
@@kgirl1992 if you are talking about Simon, I suspect he is catching on.
Me too :)
Plot twist: Danny is just Simons's 2nd Personality.
EDIT: Holy crap thanks for all the likes, replies, and the heart from Simon or Danny or whoever you are at this moment in time.
WRITE THE FCKING SCRIPT DANNYYYYYYY
Holy sh*t that would be quite the plot twist 😂😂😂
So, that would make Sam the 3rd personality that gets lost in shuffle and that's why we don't all the links he promises?
I thoerized a few videos ago that Danny doesn't actually exist, hes a fictional character that Simon created to make suing him seem more complex to a would be plaintiff
@@mattslosman6814 that would be the biggest plot twist ever but there's a few videos like the podcast they do together where you see him
I live in America and drive a manual transmission because only 18% of the population can actually drive a manual. So only 18% of the population has a chance to steal my car
That's my reasoning!
I'm with you on that reasoning. I also like the ability it has in the mountains.
Plus a manual transmission vehicle costs less and the insurance is a lot less in California, and you very rarely ever have to let anyone borrow your car...because most people don't know how to drive it.
Yup.. I accidentally left my keys in my ignition for like 4 days.. but.. stick shift deterrent
Theft protection and push starting are all benefits I claim for buying manuals. (I have two cars and a motorcycle; all are fully manual.) On the other hand, if I need someone else to drive it somewhere for me, I'm usually screwed.
Here I am awaiting "Blaze Force1" to take to the skies...
Giant flames painted all over it. That would be pretty sick.
"'In much the same way as Frankenstein is the name of the scientist and not the creature...' holy shit, I did not know that!"
This could be the most on brand Simon line from this episode.
Nah, that is defiantly a BB line.
@@outcast170 I think Kevin was making a meta joke.
The number of things that Simon adlibs about that he knows nothing about is amazing.
Always
@@brainblaze6526 I would usually mock Simon for not knowing who Benny Hill or Rutgur Hauer are but I can forgive that with him NOT knowing who Sir David Frost is, the boring twat! David, not Simon, obvs! ;-)
Tyler Perry: makes comedy movies.
Steven Tyler: singer for Aerosmith.
Joe Perry: guitarist for Aerosmith.
Matthew Perry: Actor in friends.
Steve Perry: singer for Journey
@@superkirk11 Voice of an angel
But does Simon know who Perry Mason is? 🤔
@@brainblaze6526 Don't forget about Katy Perry...
Business Blaze! The only Channel where you're sure Simon has legs.
Just as far as knees nothing beyond that
And he is indeed actually wearing pants!
@starshipeleven that's what he want you to think.
Shivansh NA No. He for sure wants you to know that you can see his legs on mega projects
@@Noone-jn3jp hollograms you're getting brain washed by Simon's sheer sexiness
meanwhile the dutch president arrives at office on his bicycle...
And the dutch king still occasionally flies as the pilot on commercial KLM flights
@@Schedelke HAHA ikr..
@@Schedelke Supposedly the king is really chill when speaking to the commoners as well. A dutch woman I know used to ride horses competitively and the king is a fan of horse riding so they met and exchanged a few words.
And stoned
@@Schedelke KLM stands for Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij which translates to Royal Dutch Airlines. Or Kings Duch Airline if a bit less formally translated. So yeah, he has to!
Yeah I'm ok with "it's ya boi with the Blaze".
More then okay I want it
Interestingly, both "It's ya boi" and "badabumbum tsh" were featured in a recent TIFO video. No mention of blazing though, as far as I remember.
Agreed!
@@sumdewd I like the Blaze while I'm working cuz Simon makes me laugh so much, I feel the Blaze. Placebo effect(affect?) if you will.
Agreed, this is the absolute first Business Blaze Ive seen and Im pretty good with that opening.
Simon is determined to have every UA-cam channel to be embroidered with Whistler family crests.
Yo that’s no 727, Trump Shuttle used them. But the "Trump Force One" is a 757. I am Disappointed, I thought you knew everything Simon. I loved you
He mentions the 757 later on. AFAIK the first 'Trump Force One' was a 727, and later on trump upgraded to his 757.
Maybe I can’t listen closely but I heard him not say anything about the 757. But yeah in Videos like these it gets kinda tricky to carry on when he’s talking about Driving School!
@@renebauch7044 It's in the part where he talks about Air Force One, and he mentions Trump was saying his 757 was better than the pair of presidential 747's. He also specified that the 727 was Trump's first big private jet. Yeah, Driving school and other diversions make these videos more fun, but just a bit harder to follow...
Yeah but that still doesn’t change the fact that after he finished talking about the interior, he called it a 727. Even though a 727 is a Tri Jet while Simon talked about two engines. But whatever, at least we get our meme filled Simon!
Yep, just watched and checking the comments to see if anyone pointed it out. I guess it’s on Editing Sam who probably just image searched “Trump Force One” and used the first nice picture, and it happened to be one of the 757. If he’s not interested in aircraft he might not know a 727 looks pretty different.
I am reminded of Gandof from Lord of the rings where he says to frodo "a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to"
Shoutout to Danny for the David Hasslehoff reference.
WHERE'S THE MEME COUNT!?!?!?!?
Also, these videos are my favorite part of the day... Thank you (and not just Simon.. Danny and Sam, too lol)
Right!? Only reason why I look at the comments for this channel!
Brian is busy.
That's what I was wondering
I think Sam editing makes me audibly laugh the most.
For myself it’s the constant cocaine references from someone who wouldn’t know the difference between an 8ball and a bag of confection sugar.
Ok, holy shit the Ken Doll stick shift edit. Thank God I wasn’t drinking something.
I absolutely LOVE how Sam leaves in parts Simon probably thinks were edited out 🤣
Big Ben is a BELL?!?! My life has been LIES!!!!
Old American hears that the UK has a manual transmission licence: WHAT??
**mind imploding**
In Texas once you pass, you are good for both. However, there is an "automatic only" restriction code for those with medical issues.
I had no idea some places had separate licences either. In FL, we have regular, Motorcycle (also covers cars iirc), and the specialized licenses like CDL.
The whole of the test in the US is a bit of a joke compared to most of Europe. Being able to drive in The US is much more of a necessity.
haha jokes on you. in the netherlands you can't get a drivers license driving automatic.
@@Bacopa68 the CDL license now has an automatic only restriction. You have to take and pass your driving test in a standard to not get it.
The queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.
-Julie Andrews Princess Diaries 2
Wasn’t it Julie Andrews in princess diaries that said “a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”?
Today I found out that in some places, there is a separate license for standards and automatics.
That's the cas in my country, France. Here most people drive manuals, I only know one person with an automatic only license lol
same. I'm an American that can't drive standard. TIFO that I'd be mocked in the UK.
@@gqsmooth1969 don't feel bad, I drive stick but I've met literally maybe 5-6 people under 50 that do (and I dated half of them). California is definitely not a place where *anybody* learns to drive a stick shift anymore.
I've always had manual shift cars except for my current one. I've had two Jaguar e-types, a couple of Datsun Z cars and now my Tesla Model 3 which is not only automatic but nearly self-driving. And yes, we do have automatic and standard licenses. Also special motorcycle licenses which I also used to have.
Katie Calabasas we do we’re I am and lots of people get an auto licence but not me I got a manual
"I probably said something really offensive there" Just one more thing, nevermind :D That's one of the reasons I love this channel. In a way, it kinda reminds me of old Top Gear (which is probably one of the many, many things Simon has never seen :D )
So true, he's consumed so very little media that it strains credulity. And it's not like he's eschewing TV and movies for books, his reactions to book references are generally "I think this is referencing X, but I've never read it." I think this lends credence to the idea that literally all Simon does with his time is produce content for his existing UA-cam channels and think of things to turn into new UA-cam channels.
It's ya boi with the Blaze. *slaps script*
We all know why we are here.
Yep. Those sexy sexy script slaps.
I heard "back into a bay" and just imagined Simon reversing off a pier...
Or for him, a decent Tuesday.
Today's Business Blaze Meme Count...
But before we do... Let me define the use of the word "Blimey" for my Americans... This is actually shorthand for the Cockney Rhyming Slang phrase "God Blind me" (also sometimes as "Cor Blimey").
The 10 second attention span definition can be found here:
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cor-blimey.html
So, ever onward to the count itself:
Script Slaps: 1
Script Taps: 9
Simon has trouble talking: 4
Insults Danny: 3
OOOOOOOHHHHhhhhh: 3
Your boy with the Blaze: 1
Insults Islam: 5
Admits he knows nothing about religion: 1
Fucking Rich: 4
Tremendous: 2
Escape Coffins: 3
Epic: 1
Next Level Balling: 1
Giant "Fuck Off" Throne: 1
Absolute Legend: 1
Fucking Rich: 4
It's good to be president: 1
Trump helicopter toy: 1
Holy Shit: 1
Oh My. What?: 1
"Stick Shift": 1
We? You?: 1
My opinion, my humble opinion: 1
Simon's Sister and the Driving instructor (I'm not going to say any more about that series of memes): 3
That would suck: 1
Sightings of Simon resting foot on what we think is his heater: 4
Good God!: 1
Okey-Dokey: 1
Oh Fuck. Progress to be made: 1
Kerchoo: 1
That's just me: 1
Blimey! It's gone a bit dark: 1
In this episode of "Simon Whistler knows only a little about British popular culture", we have learned that Simon has never heard of Tyler Perry or Freddie Starr and revealed for the world, that Frankenstein was the mad professor, not the monster.
Fun Bonus Fact: I live at the other end of the lake that has Kenneth Copeland's private airport at it's northern end. He and his wife are genuinely bat-shit crazy, just like your video implies. Only problem is that they are also bat-shit rich too and there are a bunch of bat-shit stupid people the world over (not just Americans), that keep on sending them money. Idiots! Perhaps there is a second career for us in this Simon? Must pay more than counting meme's...
Oh well. See you all next week.
Thank you Brian.
@Brian Richman you're a legendary legend, as always.
You should add another category to the count, which would be of whenever Simon expresses his love of KFC.
@@stephenthomas401 Lets see what happens in the next few videos.
Can we please give Sam a medal for all the great work he does. I mean, just that ad break at 10:18? Gorgeous! And you know, every single edit on this channel
Simon, when the president flies commercial, the call sign is "executive one." Richard Nixon was the last president to do this.
You mean if THIS President were to fly commercial? Do you have any idea how many smartass things just went through my mind at once? 🤣
Likewise, Marine One if on a Marine aircraft (typically a helicopter)
@@wpn Marine One is reserved for Rotary Wing Aircraft (Helicopters correct - VH-60 or VH3-D) operated by the US marines - But I cant find out what happens if the president was say flown by a Harrier (VTOL Fixed Wing) - not that that's likely unless in an extreme.
@@stevenjohnarmitage4345 probably navy, air force, army or marine one. again, i would put my bets on the operator of the craft rather then the specific type of aricraft. the Marines only have copters because that is the type of vehicle best suited for their opperations, army likely doesn't have anything that flies, since the air force split from them, but they might have copters or a harier, navy has anything that can fit on a carrier.
@@TheObsesedAnimeFreaks Thanks - just something I pondered - I know the Marines operate the Harrier (they bought them from us) - Would be interesting to know though. Though the US Army does have a fleet as well - CH-47 - for one we get over here as well as others. The demarcation as a plane fan based in the UK is sometimes confusing!
I'm mildly amazed that Sam doesn't flash up a clip of Rick Astley every time Simon says he'll link to something below.
It's yah boy with the blaze! 😂😂 I'm so happy you did this intro again!
".....isn't that what cargo planes are for?..."
Simon... how often are you shipping corpses cross continent?
DONT ASK TOO MANY QUSTIONS
Danny is just a code name like James Bond. There have been many Dannys.
David Hasselhoff? A brick from the Berlin wall and Bay watch swim trunks.
Cameron Hersey I was thinking the same thing. In fact I kinda wonder if that “we don’t know the owner” was Danny being snarky about a call back to the hasselhoff episode that just “flew” right over Simon’s head.
james jones I was thinking the same, because he’s definitely hinting at Hasselhoff and there’s no way possible that The Hoff can actually afford anything near that level of luxury..
I'm pretty sure "the Hoff" doesn't have that kind of money.
I'm thinking the same. While I agree he "shouldn't" have that kind of money, the dude has a whole lot of friends with money. I can imagine he has huge endorsement deals too.
You guys don't think The Hoff has enough money to get that plane? He was the star of a hit tv show in the 80s and the media boob Blockbuster Baywatch, plus he's been in movies, has somewhat of a music career in Germany (don't know how that happened) plus various commercials and endorsements. That's definitely the Hoff's plane.
Simon Whistler Paradox: watching Simons’ and Dannys’ sanity deteriorate helps keeping me sane during quarantine. Or is business blaze paradox a better name
Business Blaze Simon, please keep kidnapping Today I Found Out Simon everyday and failing to impersonate him everyday. Please
vnikyt I think our Boi is bringing BB Simon to TIFO lately. Which I love.
@@tiffinyharrington9307 I also noticed this, and I for one welcome the change
@@tiffinyharrington9307 Indeed :D. The blaze travels.
Happy early/timely/late birthday, Simon!
5:39 Interesting point, that. Airlines get rid of their old inventory to make way for more efficient planes, leading to a lot of not-too-old aircraft being retired before the end of their service lives. Ergo, you can pick up a still functional full-size jet for less than you think.
Sweet. I'll start looking.
"Bet he still doesn't have any bookshelves in there, though!" 🤣✅🏅 Right on.
Probably drawn dicks all over the ones that were still on board and threw them away.
@@Trigg3rHippie _Why would there have been bookshelves in there before?_
If Tyler Perry's plane isn't named "Madea Force One," he's doing it wrong.
Sam rocked this one!! 👍👍
I'm from the US and I had no idea other countries required individual licenses for automatic and stick shifts.. here one license covers both of those. I learned something today. Thanks Simon and Danny.
So Simon is God. Danny is Jesus, and Sam is the Holy Ghost. Makes perfect sense to me
@@SamlSchulze1104 your right Danny is definitely God and Simon is here to deliver his word
No no no. Danny is God. Simon brings us the word of Danny, making him Jesus.
Nailed it.
So I guess Brian the meme accountant is St Peter?
So Danny being chained to the radiator in the basement like his crucifixion?...should we all start wearing little radiator jewelry now?
Simon: What are we talking about?
Sam: Not me, you!
Also Sam: I am you.
In the US there's no difference between a driver's license for automatic or manual transmission. Anyone with a license can attempt to drive a stick shift if they want to. That said, VERY few people in America are comfortable doing so.
The default in the U.K. is that you pass on a manual licence because that allows you to drive either a manual or automatic, around 85% to 92% pass on that each year. But if you opted for an automatic licence or pass your test in an automatic you can only drive automatics. It's a fair sensible rule.
@@chaosreaver3597 the major issue with doing that here in the usa is the massive lack of working manual vehicles that are affordable. If you want a manual you have to fork out a fortune for a fancy super car or an old school muscle car, unless you want to rebuild a muscle car in which case you'll have to fork out a fortune for the parts to rebuild the car. And then there's the lack of bodily motor skills that most of us Americans have where we cant get our feet to move properly (bad dancers like myself)
You don't realize how often you've flown in a plane with a dead body in the cargo hold. It happens all the time
That Rush Hour clip, "Not me, you."... 😅
Jelly beans > cigarettes 😝
I would probably have the cupboards stocked with all kinds of junk food, most of them salt and vinegar flavoured.
I made a comment about Simon's ass like 8 videos ago, and I felt like that reference to stereotypical gay Ken and the stick shift was just for me. Lol I know it's not, but you know... Let a gay dream..
I get what you're saying, friend. I happened to catch Simon's live broadcast once and made a joke about the telltale heart and a floor collapsing at a funeral. About a minute later Simon started laughing helplessly and I believe it's because he saw my joke and died laughing. I do not choose to believe otherwise. By that reasoning, gay Ken was definitely a reference to you. 👍
"I'M RIIIICH, BIATCH!"
queue me, dying of laughter
Seeing your smirking or smiling face in my feed always cheers me up, Simon!!! Keep it up!
Fun fact everyone: if you've flown commercially more than once in your lifetime, you've most definitely flown with a dead body. Not only are bodies flown in the cargo hold of a commercial plane very regularly, but if a person dies in midflight (especially long international flights) often the flight attendants will just prop the person up as if they were sleeping and not move them. So, yeah ... happy travels everyone.
Interesting, (although creepy). thanks for sharing! I love sharing random facts with people.
I was curious so looked it up. The funeral homes communicate with the airlines using the “Jim Wilson Program”. So, if a crew member talks about “Jim Wilson” being on the plane, they’re probably talking about a body.
If someone dies on mid flight, they will leave them there, often cover them with a blanket, and allow anyone who wants to move to do so. It’d be obvious they died by the smell, since the bowels evacuate right after a person dies. So, anyone reading this, don’t worry that the person next to you sleeping is actually dead.
@@tiedyedowl8367 not all dead bodies evacuate feces immediately after death. It depends if the bowel is full. Same with urine. 😳
I used to work as cabin crew for a while, and I know none of this. I've been on hundreds of flights, and was never informed of a death.
MatthewNJDavis
Not all airlines are part of the Jim Wilson Program. I couldn’t find a list of which were and weren’t, but from what dogging I did, it appears to be true.
Gaining like a thousand subscribers per day. YOU'RE a legend Simon!!!
Thanks :)
Title: Most expensive private planes
Me: ok when is Simon going to talk about his private jet?
Like a G6
I'm like: "Commodore 64? I had a Commodore 64, hell, I had a VIC 20 before that..."
Simon: "I'm 32!"
WHOAH! Simon's younger than me!?!
fun fact... when the President flies on any aircraft NOT owned by one of the branches of the US military machine, the actual call sign is Executive One.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but, I thought that that when a U.S. president was aboard a U.S. Marine Corps aircraft the call sign is "Marine One", is that something that was made up for a movie and simply isn't true or it is something that was true and the protocol changed?
@@chaosreaver3597 absolutely correct. Helicopters are normally operated by the Marine Corp thus Marine One. United Airlines actually once operated as Executive one. When Richard Nixon resigned. Since he was still president until the swearing in happened. This happened during the flight from DC to LA. In 2003 Bush made it happen that we had a Navy One
@@onlypans2653 Interesting, I take it Navy One was a U.S. Navy aircraft? Would the president being on a Army aircraft (like a troop/cargo transport) have the designation Army One?
My first car was a 1971 T-bird, 4 door Landau. I got it when I was 15, and 33 years later I still have it in the garage! :) Good times!
... Hasselhoff¿?
Brick of the Berlin Wall and Baywatch shorts... That's definitely a Hasselhoff joke right?
🎩👌
Anyone else notice how he’s starting to show us this same personality on his other channels?
Nicholas Norman yes! Last TIFO I watched in particular. Love it. And when you watch early TopTenz he’s so different.
:) yep, starting to spill over, especially to TIFO
I swear, this is going to get me to watch more TIFO
Boy with the Blaze!!!!
BLAZE IT
On second/third listening I have to say Tyler is a solid human being. Whitney Houston was about to have a huge comeback (after a bad drug problem & years out of the spotlight) when she died. I’m sure the family was struggling when she passed. Tyler does absolutely awesome things all the time. He’s generous & extremely thoughtful. He’s humor doesn’t tickle me so much, but he’s an extremely creative & talented man. With an enormous heart to go with. I guess Oprah was having a bad day on the phone with him. A couple hours later her doorbell rings & he’s there. “I wanted to give you a hug.” He’s actually making the world better. His sister was killed by her own son. Tyler FORGAVE HIS SISTERS KILLER & was going to help him after her got out of jail, but his nephew was murdered in prison. So now he’s investigating THAT! Tyler is a fascinating human.
The thing about Trump and fast food is absolutely true. He's obsessed with fast food, he thinks that it's like the best thing America has ever invented. When he hosted the Clemson football team at the White House during a government shutdown (so the kitchen was closed), rather than have the event catered by a good restaurant, he served them McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and Dominos...
Even worse than Bill Clinton, who are at McDonald's every morning for years.
Yes... Yes he did, and by doing so put that final nail in the coffin that process to the rest of the world that we're a bunch of hard on's. Thanks dump.
@@aaronfraijo6157 thing is a lot of presidents served fast food at the white house guests, of course obama preferred cheap beer and jfk supposedly liked winecoolers when having guests
@@HovektheArtist what does that have to do with what I said? My point is that dipshit is a joke, and he's making the rest of us look like retards.
It isn't that he thinks it is the best, it is because he is paranoid that someone might try to poison him when eating out. So, he goes with mass-produced food bought on a whim.
"...a brick from the Berlin Wall and a pair of Baywatch shorts." I love how Simon missed this reference. I laughed out loud and almost woke someone here at work.
Oh weird, they misspelled "tramp" on that plane
Always a good BB episode when Simon talks about the folks he doesn’t know! Good times!
Wait you guys need a license to drive a manual transmission?
We have 1 license for anything under 20,001 lbs or 9,000 kg
Account you can get a licence that is a manual one or one that is for automatic. With a manual you can drive either car but with an automatic licence you can drive only automatic.
@@Mezza Ok that makes sense.
In the UK you learn to drive manual as standard. Those that cannot get the hang of using a manual can opt to take lessons and test in an automatic. If they pass they will earn an automatic only license. Should they wish to drive a manual in the future they would have to take lessons, and pass a test in a manual. They would then earn a normal license.
So basically Simon trolls Dannys script, and Sam trolls Simon with memes... Genius I love this channel as much as your others!!!
My biggest take away from this is that some places apparently have different licenses for manual and automatic cars
I knew that from Top Gear's "Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car" segment, because when Christopher Eccleston (the Ninth Doctor) was on, they had to find an automatic version of that car because he was only licensed for that, and there were like 16 of them in the country.
I just went to the comments for the guy that tells me there number of anything crazy Simon does and he's not there yet. Im sad 😟
Oh my goodness, when I was 15 1/2, like all good Texas teens, I was enrolled in driving school. After about 3 classes I was able to go to the Texas Dept of Public Safety (misnomer if ever) and get my Learner's Permit. That way I could do the driving portion of my class. And drive just fine as long as I had a licensed driver 18 or older in the car with me. Worked perfectly, as I was a sophomore, boyfriend was a senior, and he had just turned 18. Vroom vroom! (Yeah, I was technically a year ahead of my age group, graduated at 17)
So on my glorious 16th birthday, I was allowed to skip school, and my dad took me back to DPS. There I took my written exam, all of about 15 minutes, got my picture taken, was handed my license, and off I went, happy as a clam.
Oh, the driving test you ask?
Well, for about 2 years, Texas did this thing where if you took an approved driving course, and then passed your written exam, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE A DRIVING TEST. Seriously.
I love Texas.
And this happened a while ago, as I'm 42 now.
Only in the GREAT state of Texas.
Love being from Texas as well.
Because people from all the other states talk funny.
I think this may have been true in other places too - I’m 53 and I didn’t have to do a driving test at the Secretary of State in Michigan because I passed my driver’s ed class. Just did a quick written quiz, eye sight test and photo - very easy.
I still can't parallel park to save my life... unless I'm in a Ford full sized cargo van.
But my 4-door sedan? FFS nope.
Simon could make a video about any mundane task, like brushing your teeth, and as long as Danny writes and Sam edits it would be one of the best videos to ever grace this platform.
Does the UK have alcoholics anonymous? Because that's what "AA" means in America :P
Yes we do, its called AA😂 We also have a 'car emergency' service "The 4th emergency service" (if you believe the adverts) Its called Automobile Association ('AA' for short).
Correct I think they ment "AAA" or AA in the UK could be Automobile Association.
They can’t exactly call it the American Automobile Association in the UK
Armathius76 lol, calling alcohol anonymous because you locked your keys in the car
Yes - The distinction being "The" - Alcoholics Anonymous is AA - The Automobile Association is The AA.
Absolutely love this channel - been watching them in reverse because that's what happens when hitting "play all", so any time you say "oh that's a reference to a video that probably hasn't gone out yet" I have actually seen it! And then the "in" jokes become clearer as I keep watching backwards. You're all so hilarious, I love it. & Simon, I'm only a year younger than you and I remember a lot of the stuff that Danny's written for you that you don't remember... where were you in the 90s...!
Great job Sam, those were perfectly chosen and placed clips.
Always enjoy Buisness Blaze. Good to see it doing well as a channel. While it would be great to see it get sponsors (well sponsors other than Simon) making Buisness Blaze "advertiser friendly" would ... Well, for the time at least it's still legendary.
So much has changed. Hello from the future/present, multiple ad reads per video have arrived.
5:49 That's definitely a 757
I am ashamed to admit that I just got rickrolled
Dude, he even warns us.
It's happened to me too...
Bonus fact: The band Iron Maiden has its own Boeing 747 named "Ed Force One" of which the singer of the band Bruce Dickinson is the pilot.
when you were talking about only having owned 3 cars I began listing all the cars I've owned, and unless I'm forgetting 1 (or 2), then I've owned 14 cars over the years. I must be forgetting a couple of them though. I should probably say I've owned 16 or 17, lol
I didn't have a car for a good 8 year stretch :)
I was taking a sip of water when the stick shift thing happened, and I almost died because the water went down the wrong tube. Thanks, Sam.
Damn, I can't believe Simon is younger than me!
Also, I know no one here cares, but the plane pictured as Trump's, is a 757 not a 727!
Yes, Donald Trumps private jet was a 757, not a 727. I care, lol.
All some of us see is a plane. How are the two different
Trump's first commercial size plane was a 727 he got the 757 in 2011. The 757 is way bigger than a 727. Also the 727 has the engines on the tail and the 757 has the engines under the wings.
The one they should in the video was the 757.
Honorable mention goes to Ed Force One, which is the name of the plane that flies Iron Maiden around the World during their tours and piloted by Bruce Dickinson himself.
It's ya boy with the blaze 🔥🔥🔥
"bet he still doesn't have a bookshelf" 😂😂
TIL I’m older and less successful than Simon 😂
00:42 Honestly, of all the cars I've owned, my old '97 Starlet was, as far as the mechanics are concerned, the best I've ever had. Had it for years, did the bare minimum on maintaining it, but it never broke down on me once. A great example of Keep It Simple Stupid principle in engineering. Oh and yeah, I did manage to lock myself out of it once too!
You'll probably get at least 10 to 15 videos out of Trump's failed businesses
You rabid anti-trump folks are more pathetic then he is.
@@JohnDoe-vn1we I was just making a joke, jeez. We're not allowed to make a joke about the president?
Dude, drop the act. Bankrupting companies is bad, you might want to take your own advice and remember that successful businessmen make money. Plus because trump couldn't get loans at American banks it opened him up to all sorts of issues with foreign lenders.
Let me guess you have an even lamer excuse for his losses relating to trump university.... or his grabby hands... or his advice to try disinfectants to get over covid 19....or his blatant nazi sympathizing ways.....
@drew pedersen one million thumbs up. Team Trump should have been vanquished for that alone..
@@JohnDoe-vn1we so you agree trump is rabid? We just are amazed at the mental gymnastics his minions fo through to defend his nonsense. And for what reason? Lolo.
27:22 hahahaha, not only do you not read these ahead (which is EXCELLENT, you absolute legend), but it's just so awesome to see you almost as excited as if you were opening birthday presents and you found one extra! Love it :-D cheers!
Ok 2 questions
1st : what type of drugs Simon take here?.
2nd: Where I can buy them?
Blaze away! Ah Business Blaze..
Is Business Blaze a strain yet by the way?
Tippex
@InSanctvs Lots and Lots of coke.
Cocaine.
I think I love that on “ya boi with the Blaze” you have to take actual notes if you want to find something Simon references bc you either won’t see mention of it in the description or you’ll be actively rickrolled for daring to look.
In some parts of the US it is possible to get a driver's license without taking a driving test, the hard part is proving your identity, they wouldn't accept my birth certificate when I first went to the DMV.
I recently had mine stolen (along with cash and credit cards) and can't get a new one because with the new "real ID" requirements they require you to bring the proof of who you are and present it in person. Problem is, DMV is closed due to CoVid-19. Given how slowly they process paperwork in the best of times and the number of people who will be flooding the DMV once it reopens...I may never have a driver's license again.
@@michaelb1761 that sucks, hope you don't need to drive to work or fly anywhere or vote anytime soon.
Brief appearance of "earing magic" Whistler KILLED ME. 😂
Always
Me: *sees thumbnail* Just grab em by the landing gear, they let you do it cuz you're famous. Handfuls of landing gear.
Germany recently introduced an "automatic only" license also.
It's really unpopular, you can't get rental cars with it, and some insurances charge you more because if your car breaks they have a smaller selection of loaners to give you.
Like turbulence, earthquakes rarely cause plane crashes.
OMG I just realised "carrying the comander in chief" the acronim would be COMIC, ironic as the USA is currently ruled by Coco the f*ing Clown
Bald = you're old. Sorry, them's the rules.
@Okami_No _Heishi Unfortunately there are people in the world with diseases that make them age at an extremely advanced rate...
God I love the editing of these videos. Sam, you've got real comedic talent.
I **feel** like you may be mixing up AA with AAA.....
On second thought.... possibly not.
It's AA in UK. Or you can go with their competitor - RAC
@@jur4x Dont forget Green Flag!
My first car was a 1989 Ford Sierra. The trunk was closed with a strap, the heating was a bit broken (the car would go from fucking freezing to nice and toasty in 5 minutes flat), and the front part of the under carriage was adjusted by accidentally slamming into a sidewalk. I loved that PoS car so much.
My second car was a 2010 Chevrolet Lazetti. The hydraulics broke on it on the motorway and I was lucky that I could coast into a truck stop and slowly slide into a parking spot, because the gear box, breaks, and clutch were all out of order. Fun all around.
So, your podcast link takes me to some stupid music video of a washed up 80's star???
😂 Please tell me we just got to witness someone being rickrolled for the first time!
Welcome to the internet, newbie.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio been on internet since 1995 jerkoff, not my first rodeo
LMFAO. You got Rick rolled. HAHAHA🤣
Rick Astley is actually still performing and released an album I believe as recently as last year.
Sam's memes on point, still wiping laugh tears after de video is finished
"I've been Simon". Simon has DID confirmed.
In the US for those who don’t know outside of this country, a regular drivers license is good for both automatic & manual. If you have a commercial drivers license (allows you to drive vehicles such as heavy trucks), you can have an automatic only license if that’s what you tested on.
Many bus drivers are restricted to automatic only because most buses are automatics. I work part time as a school bus driver, and my regular job is a driver of semi trucks (primarily dump trucks), I originally took my test on a manual so I can drive both.
I hate to say it, but I laugh at people who complain about how hard it is to drive a car. Try driving a school bus, with 60 kids on board, 40 feet long, and having to make a turn around at a dead end road. I do it all the time, to the point it doesn’t even phase me anymore.
I want Simon dancing at the end again
One of the perks of leaving Office is a ride home on Air Force One. LBJ used to give people what became known as "The Johnson Treatment", where he would tower over someone and explain his point of view to them. To accomplish this on Air Force One, he had a special chair installed that would lift his already impressive stature over anyone else on the plane. Which of course he took with him off the plane when he arrived back to his ranch in Texas, along with all the pens, stationary, plates, cups etc. that had the Presidential Seal on them, and wasn't nailed down. Bonus Facts: Kim Jon Il has to make due with his bodyguards being shorter than him (5' foot 5") to accomplish the same effect on a smaller scale.
I think that's really interesting that you have separate licenses for manual vs. Automatic, in Canada you can get your license driving an automatic and there's nothing stopping you from driving a manual
Thanks for actually linking the Podcast this time, you keep mentioning it but I always forget to check it out after the video ends.