5 More Inventions Nobody Needed...

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  • Fully disagree with the smoking umbrella, everyone needs this. Just to look cool.
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  • @thenibnetwork4638
    @thenibnetwork4638 4 роки тому +361

    I feel like this is becoming a three man show. Sam's sense of humor, Danny's life and diet choices along with our Boy w/ The Blaze's delivery makes this my favorite thing on UA-cam.

    • @cheaterman49
      @cheaterman49 4 роки тому +9

      It's always been, my friend. Three shining legends!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому +2

      Totally my fave YT show! It's hard to make myself wait but if I don't all the others are lackluster in comparison.

    • @kyleslater5245
      @kyleslater5245 4 роки тому +2

      Seems to be a winning combo

    • @savage1267
      @savage1267 4 роки тому +1

      Seconded

    • @savage1267
      @savage1267 4 роки тому

      @@cheaterman49 Line tower OG Pokémon birds.

  • @jmichaelvandenberg
    @jmichaelvandenberg 4 роки тому +309

    Sam wasn’t forgotten two episodes in a row, absolute legend of a record boys

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 4 роки тому +7

      The basement is calling you, Sam

    • @eveyoung3656
      @eveyoung3656 4 роки тому +9

      Liliana Bray It counts the blaze’s memes or else it (allegedly) gets the hose again.

    • @darinhill3773
      @darinhill3773 4 роки тому +4

      I think they’re really paying attention to details now. “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”

    • @rob33699
      @rob33699 4 роки тому +8

      Allegedly

    • @chantristrammell6088
      @chantristrammell6088 4 роки тому +2

      Allegedly

  • @CyroAsseo
    @CyroAsseo 4 роки тому +153

    The day Simon stops saying "Purch The Merch" you know he's selling enough of it to not need to say it anymore.

    • @KarenRose70
      @KarenRose70 4 роки тому +1

      I did awhile back. Got one of the face shirts.

    • @audreyschmitt1782
      @audreyschmitt1782 4 роки тому +6

      Is there such a thing as selling enough merch?

    • @hairutheninja
      @hairutheninja 4 роки тому +4

      Only Gene Simmons knows the answer

    • @StalkinU
      @StalkinU 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure he's already overdosed on cocaine by that time

  • @2atalkandpolitics422
    @2atalkandpolitics422 4 роки тому +207

    Love the energy he has on this channel. A switch is flipped when he does his other channels and this one and love this channel

    • @cerabraladventures
      @cerabraladventures 4 роки тому +15

      They take his cocaine when he does the other channels. Takes a good week to dry him out, and sedatives... Lots of sedatives.

    • @justinstanley4011
      @justinstanley4011 4 роки тому +3

      @@cerabraladventures mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmimmmmmmmmmmmimmmmmmmmmmmmmimimmmmmm inimitable

    • @billwheeler1213
      @billwheeler1213 4 роки тому +5

      You can focus pretty good with the right amount... I think this channel is the 'after too many regular takes channel ' :)

    • @mykelengieza7057
      @mykelengieza7057 4 роки тому +2

      Parker. 5min hey if you bring me three I'll give you five back later tonight, if not no big deal

    • @dpedroam4107
      @dpedroam4107 4 роки тому +2

      I think he’s having a breakdown

  • @Br4vado
    @Br4vado 4 роки тому +341

    I think we can all agree the most useless invention no one needed is RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @charlesmayrand4275
      @charlesmayrand4275 4 роки тому +7

      I've spent about 500 Canadian dollars on Raid Shadow Legends and I can absolutely agree that it's one of my most useless investments 😅😅

    • @mrs_h_i_t_p_o_s_t8835
      @mrs_h_i_t_p_o_s_t8835 4 роки тому +7

      @@charlesmayrand4275 lol a free 2 play game finessed you for $500

    • @nicoleschneider2639
      @nicoleschneider2639 4 роки тому

      Kyle Kos truly a genius

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber 4 роки тому +5

      *ALEGENDLY*

    • @agggrgrg2419
      @agggrgrg2419 3 роки тому +2

      yeah until someone pays you 5 figures to say otherwise.

  • @THEFALLOFEVEMUSIC
    @THEFALLOFEVEMUSIC 4 роки тому +105

    Haven't watched yet but had to let you know I live in a small town on the west coast of Scotland and just spotted a guy wearing the "Simon's face" t-shirt (in blue)! Had to hold myself back from shouting BADDABUM BUM TSHHHHHH or allegedly across the street at him 😅😂

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb 4 роки тому +33

      Why did you hold back? I’m sure he would have loved it.

    • @lindah3879
      @lindah3879 4 роки тому +14

      Right! We are one! Say hello to you boi!

    • @matts882
      @matts882 4 роки тому +3

      @@jphilb Seriously. That guy is legitimately ya boi.

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 роки тому +2

      I definitely couldn't have held back... Umm, self control win? (wait, wrong channel)

    • @joyceblackmon1745
      @joyceblackmon1745 4 роки тому

      @frankos rooni lol excellent description

  • @andrew24601
    @andrew24601 4 роки тому +407

    Business Blaze: brought to you by Simon Whistler’s cocaine habit

    • @thedarkdragon1437
      @thedarkdragon1437 4 роки тому +9

      You mean Dannys

    • @MINKIN2
      @MINKIN2 4 роки тому +21

      "And now for a word from our sponsor: Are you worried about your internet security and don't want your online purchases tracked back to your IP..."

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 роки тому +11

      Yet his neighbors think it’s just a meth addiction.

    • @charllie_k_69
      @charllie_k_69 4 роки тому +22

      Allegedly

    • @gabbymadsen7260
      @gabbymadsen7260 4 роки тому +10

      @@thedarkdragon1437 allegedly

  • @I-eat-ass-for-dinner
    @I-eat-ass-for-dinner 4 роки тому +55

    I love how Simon casually talks about cocaine and the drips it gives you as if he had never done it😂😂

    • @onlythingtofearis
      @onlythingtofearis 4 роки тому +13

      Allegedly. But honestly, you have to sniff cocaine to know about the drip and so casually explain it.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому +6

      @@onlythingtofearis never done it but know all about it cuz of friends and co-workers.

    • @ThePentosin
      @ThePentosin 4 роки тому +12

      @@andiward7068, allegedly.

    • @NoName-xu4tk
      @NoName-xu4tk 4 роки тому +2

      never done it but I know about it from my mother my mother

    • @mrshinebox1803
      @mrshinebox1803 4 роки тому +5

      I love how his references to cocaine have changed over time. He used to just make vague jokes based on common knowledge giving himself plausible deniability, but now as he has less fucks to give, it's just straight up admission.

  • @lokid.gameplay6621
    @lokid.gameplay6621 4 роки тому +61

    Simon's explanation at the beginning of how people are gonna come to this channel and think, oh business education and be like oh this is not what I wanted this sucks. Is the exact opposite situation I found myself in. I had heard him talk about this channel on a different one and I was like nah not for me, but after watching one I love it and it was not what I expected.

  • @douglasmcpherson7048
    @douglasmcpherson7048 4 роки тому +14

    I love the energy he has on this channel. While he’s great on his other channels, he’s a different person. Like a professor giving a lecture. Both are great. He’s a very talented person.

  • @MissInformer
    @MissInformer 4 роки тому +94

    I love the fact that not only am I getting every single "legend" recerence, but I've straight up been called a legend by whoever runs this page (which would be so much cooler if it's actually simon, but Danny and Sam are awesome cool!)

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 4 роки тому +2

      I am an OG BB legend, and yet I can hardly remember any of the legend references. What is wrong with me???

  • @goliathcleric
    @goliathcleric 4 роки тому +461

    Lets be honest, Business Blaze is basically the UA-cam version of Elon Musk smoking a joint mid interview.

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +16

      Zac C ...But, you make that sound like a BAD thing?

    • @goliathcleric
      @goliathcleric 4 роки тому +32

      @@remlatzargonix1329 wasnt supposed to be lol. Its the pinnacle of no fucks given, come at me.

    • @ClintUdy
      @ClintUdy 4 роки тому +8

      @@goliathcleric at you

    • @jamesbailey4304
      @jamesbailey4304 4 роки тому +3

      I can't argue

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 4 роки тому +9

      @@goliathcleric It's pretty much like drinking a glass of wine during an interview, but i guess some people consider that non-given fucks as well

  • @Mike-mw4hh
    @Mike-mw4hh 4 роки тому +113

    Sam, the "green screen" hands made me wet myself with laughter. Don't ever stop hahaha

  • @kya4150
    @kya4150 4 роки тому +26

    Alright it's official, Simon definitely is a legit yayo bro... No way a sober person can describe the numbing effect of a Coke drip that accurately 🍚🍚

  • @KurodoDragon
    @KurodoDragon 4 роки тому +14

    Had to smash that like button for Sam's amazing editing skills here.

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 4 роки тому +105

    I am becoming more and more convinced that Business Blaze is simply Simon reading Danny’s coked-up fever dreams...
    ...Allegedly.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +9

      I guess Danny blazes before writing these 😉. If Simon gets him something down in the basement. At least he's getting company when Sam joins him 🤣

    • @jamieyoho2310
      @jamieyoho2310 4 роки тому +10

      I like the theory that Danny isnt real. He's simons alter ego/ imaginary nemesis.

    • @johnnyrocket4357
      @johnnyrocket4357 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamieyoho2310 wow! you have changed my entire perspective when watching this show now... that is an awesome theory...

    • @gabbymadsen7260
      @gabbymadsen7260 4 роки тому +2

      What else are you going to do when you're allegedly chained to an allegedly functional radiator?

    • @eileenowen8749
      @eileenowen8749 Рік тому +1

      Wow! Halfway in and Simon has rated himself out twice. He is so cool, landing strip and all.

  • @mike3667
    @mike3667 4 роки тому +49

    Lmao. Great job with the greenscreened hand. Legitimately made me laugh.

    • @Hmm...Whats-Their-Name
      @Hmm...Whats-Their-Name 4 роки тому +6

      Same. Sam is the best

    • @MashMonster69
      @MashMonster69 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed. Simon, you gotta watch that bit and see what Sam whipped up for you.

    • @ThePentosin
      @ThePentosin 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol, laughed so hard from that bit.

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 4 роки тому

      Seriously! Sam is a LEGEND.

  • @dagnyjackson6381
    @dagnyjackson6381 4 роки тому +126

    Another reminder that Mister Simon is a young pup: “What’s reel to reel?”

    • @perttiorn8029
      @perttiorn8029 4 роки тому +8

      I'm the same age that our boi with the blaze iz, and I know what a reel-to-reel is. So he just has lived in a bubble. Allegedly.

    • @dagnyjackson6381
      @dagnyjackson6381 4 роки тому +7

      Allegedly.

    • @jaysonl
      @jaysonl 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, it was quite the shock to me when I realized that I'm older than most of the content creators I watch. I'm nearly 40 and I still don't feel like a "grown up".

    • @dagnyjackson6381
      @dagnyjackson6381 4 роки тому +3

      You are also a young pup to me (46).

    • @NickTheCharm
      @NickTheCharm 4 роки тому +8

      Dagny Jackson you are both young to me, i am 98

  • @Vackret
    @Vackret 4 роки тому +16

    Look, I’m gonna be honest: when I initially saw BB videos pop up in my recommend feed, I wasn’t really interested. Only after being bored one day and finally getting to watch one, I could finally see the beauty that is the Blaze. I’ve binged through all of them

    • @JHaven-lg7lj
      @JHaven-lg7lj 4 роки тому +2

      Victor Gimenes - and you survived? Guys, I think we should make this one an honorary BB OG Legend, that’s a serious achievement!

    • @nocensorship8092
      @nocensorship8092 3 роки тому

      Yea these are worlds better than the rest of the videos which are only interesting if the topic he talks about is interesting, business blaze is always a blast

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 4 роки тому +15

    I would legitimately take up smoking _just_ to buy the cigarette umbrella.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +11

      Sometimes there is nothing too far to be cool.

  • @carlaklaasen8151
    @carlaklaasen8151 4 роки тому +168

    The Golden Trios:
    1. Happy Potter, Hermione, Ron
    2. Geralt, Ciri, Yenefer
    3. Aragon, Legolas, Gimli
    4. Simon, Danny, Sam

    • @badpop987
      @badpop987 4 роки тому +13

      Happy Potter is my favorite!

    • @chadfalardeau3259
      @chadfalardeau3259 4 роки тому +5

      4. Batman, Robin and Batgirl

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 роки тому +7

      I see you too are also hoofing cocaine.
      Allegedly

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 3 роки тому +2

      2. Geralt, Triss, Yenefer
      Fixed it for ya ;)

    • @wesleyyule7596
      @wesleyyule7596 3 роки тому +1

      I can't wait until they get Simon to redo the Harry Potter movies...

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 4 роки тому +8

    I remember the first day I wore my google glass to work. Immediately my co-workers asked "so it's connected to the wifi here?" and when I confirmed that it was, they instantly started saying "Okay google, show me pictures of naked women!"....

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 4 роки тому +22

    Sam's floating hand over the image was EPIC.

  • @Bananabob39
    @Bananabob39 4 роки тому +14

    Today i found out: Professional fact reporting with proper etiquette
    Business Blaze: I do cocaine every time it rains and I live in England
    Love both sides of you man keep up the good work

  • @alanrogers7090
    @alanrogers7090 4 роки тому +23

    USA here. Nope. Never heard of the Sony Minidisk until now. And I still have my vinyl records, my cassettes, my VHS tapes AND my CD's. I throw NOTHING out. Minidisks? Naw.

    • @texasdeeslinglead2401
      @texasdeeslinglead2401 4 роки тому +3

      You have any eight tracks ?

    • @1perspective286
      @1perspective286 4 роки тому +1

      Were they actually like miniature disks? I think I had a really old Pokemon game on these, but it wouldn't work on my PC because it didn't fit in my disk tray.

    • @calska140
      @calska140 4 роки тому

      I had heard of it. Mainly through Resident Evil 2 where one of the items was a minidisk which was very fascinating to me at the time. I never saw one IRL though. Also, Rob Zombie didn't release the "Hellbilly Deluxe" album on Mini-disk so what the fuck was the point of them existing?

    • @austinseph1
      @austinseph1 4 роки тому +1

      When you realize the Tesla logo is easily mistaken for a uterus, neat.

    • @johnanderson5500
      @johnanderson5500 4 роки тому

      Don't forget about those mega cd/dvd disc's. They looked like a cd but were the size of records!

  • @brittanywoodman6559
    @brittanywoodman6559 4 роки тому +61

    When you’re having a bad morning but then UA-cam tells you business blaze uploaded

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +4

      THIS☝️

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому +3

      Hope you have a better morning! (The Blaze should help. ;D )

    • @dj-jn7qs
      @dj-jn7qs 4 роки тому

      Exactly. Sometimes I even wait until after work as an end of the day pick me up.

  • @keytondaniels
    @keytondaniels 4 роки тому +49

    I like how Sony just up-cycled this mini disk technology until it literally became the PSP.

    • @TheVirtualObserver
      @TheVirtualObserver 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao, true. Also I remember the minidisc being used for installation software (for like printers & such) as well as for a couple games I had when I was a kid.

    • @brrrt7623
      @brrrt7623 4 роки тому

      Thats funny

    • @RepubsWannaMarryKids
      @RepubsWannaMarryKids 4 роки тому +1

      Aside from the movie mentioned, it's also shown in Evangelion as a "future" thing that I found funny when recently rewatching it, though I believe it's not set that future-y, it's like 1999.

    • @letrapchef6204
      @letrapchef6204 3 роки тому

      Now I remember minidisk lol that’s the only one I saw

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 4 роки тому +10

    The phone taped to Simon's head...I'm dead. 😂😂😂

  • @eskanderx1027
    @eskanderx1027 4 роки тому +21

    Hipsters in 30 years:
    "Oh don't you dare to compare the sound quality of the MiniDisk to that of the Elon Musk's Neuralink beaming the music straight into your brain!" 🤬

  • @pseudotasuki
    @pseudotasuki 4 роки тому +12

    "You'll love them. Not a guarantee allegedly."

  • @diabloii72
    @diabloii72 4 роки тому +88

    When there's an "ALLEDGELY" t-shirt, I'm getting that and the Smash that Dislike Button t-shirt.

  • @JohnWilliams-nx2no
    @JohnWilliams-nx2no 4 роки тому +78

    "because cocaine" and "smash that dislike" should be merch

    • @Br4vado
      @Br4vado 4 роки тому +2

      Well this aged well we got smash the dislike now for the cocaine

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 4 роки тому +2

      @@Br4vado you know, I'm down, except I'm not tryna get arrested rn

    • @Br4vado
      @Br4vado 4 роки тому

      Lol I would totally by the merch tho I'm loving all if it atm really the greatest trio on youtube

    • @melodie-allynbenezra8956
      @melodie-allynbenezra8956 4 роки тому

      The merch HAS "smash that dislike" shirts and mugs...

  • @Steve_42_
    @Steve_42_ 4 роки тому +90

    Yes, FBI.... this man here with the cocaine, the meth, and the pirated mini-discs.
    ALLEGEDLY

    • @uinsel
      @uinsel 4 роки тому +1

      why the FBI in prague?

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому

      @@uinsel don't question what the fbi is doing... Oh no... FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!

  • @halogamerghost97
    @halogamerghost97 4 роки тому +5

    I love how sam helped with the image by inserting an image of a silly hand at 16:48 to move with his arm just to point at the image he asked sam to insert 😂

  • @fingerling2305
    @fingerling2305 4 роки тому +2

    Simon fucking kills me i luv the more relaxed attitude and structure his videos have taken on over the last few years

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 роки тому +6

    Love #12! Thank you for being the best thing on YT! Sam you are stealing this channel! Danny you an excellent & prolific writer I appreciate you so much. Simon the beard looks absolutely fabulous!! Yes I love Jennifer Saunders. Taping the phone to your head was EPICALLY FUNNY!!

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 4 роки тому +35

    Requesting again for Simon to read a script on one of those old long wigs judges and politicians used to wear for the next channel milestone.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +3

      Seconded!

    • @dennisangel5266
      @dennisangel5266 4 роки тому +5

      Originally used to hide signs of syphilis 😳

    • @brandonsizemore3619
      @brandonsizemore3619 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 4 роки тому +1

      @@dennisangel5266 or also because ppl would shave their heads to ward off lice, although I think maybe that was more ancient Egyptians than English judges. I could be wrong though.

  • @GreatUncleEscobar
    @GreatUncleEscobar 4 роки тому +51

    Simon blatantly has a mirrored ceiling.
    In the room where he keeps Danny.

  • @johnanderson5500
    @johnanderson5500 4 роки тому +1

    I lost it in a fit of laughter when Simon taped his phone to his head!!! 😂🤣💀

  • @ethanrivers4057
    @ethanrivers4057 4 роки тому +4

    Simon! I just got a Raid: Shadow Legends Ad on your video! You're being sponsored by Raid!

  • @fishfur217
    @fishfur217 4 роки тому +79

    Simon has never once been a pirate. Allegedly.

    • @gabbymadsen7260
      @gabbymadsen7260 4 роки тому +2

      Now I have a need to see him in proper fetish pirate garb

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому

      Yarr! 🏴‍☠️

  • @calliepinto6628
    @calliepinto6628 4 роки тому +44

    When business blaze becomes a cocaine appreciation and support group

  • @alfm2000
    @alfm2000 4 роки тому +52

    Shout-out to Sam

  • @bronsonstrange3827
    @bronsonstrange3827 Рік тому +2

    Can we all just appreciate the fact that Sam took the time to also put in a hand at 16:58 so that (at a fast-ish speed) it looked like Simon's hand was actually over the PDF despite the obvious lack of a green screen? .

  • @alanrogers7090
    @alanrogers7090 4 роки тому +2

    I heard that the US military was using Google Glass-like technology to train motor mechanics by having the manual in one eye while the other was looking at the actual motor. If it worked for this purpose, then they could try with other maintenance services. Fixing tanks or aircraft just became easy.

  • @cowboyknyt
    @cowboyknyt 4 роки тому +71

    Sam needs just once to put a clip of Dan from Letterkenny saying "allegedly."

    • @ScrapmanJoe
      @ScrapmanJoe 4 роки тому +1

      Yes!

    • @darkinside2213
      @darkinside2213 3 роки тому

      I bought my Allegedly shirt from Letterkenny because my best friend and I say it all the time and Letterkenny is filmed in my town.

  • @hobbesnonumbers
    @hobbesnonumbers 4 роки тому +62

    when are we getting the "ALLEGEDLY" shirt? I want it. I want it all. and I want it now... raid shadow legends

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 4 роки тому +4

      Just get a tattoo that says "Allegedly" Get it right on the side of the neck, above the shirt collar.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 роки тому +6

    -Was just watching Top Tenz and smiling at Simon trying to be normal.
    -Also, I still have my mini-disk player, a few disks, and they still work. I grew up in the same era (in the U.S.), and I got it as a present.

  • @camojones8952
    @camojones8952 4 роки тому +21

    Simon: Dubstep is not music
    Me: Smashes the like button

  • @grayeaglej
    @grayeaglej 4 роки тому +6

    "What is Reel to Reel?"
    Dude you are older than I am and even I had a Reel to Reel, and 8track o.o Things changed fast in the 80s-90s O.o

  • @atlfan6565
    @atlfan6565 4 роки тому +39

    "The Perfect Blaze?"
    Don't blue ball me Simon, no one likes a tease

  • @DANIxDANGER
    @DANIxDANGER 4 роки тому +36

    It literally baffles me how Simon and I are almost the same age and his experiences and thoughts are closer to my my parents 😂

    • @briansimmons9242
      @briansimmons9242 4 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing, I'm 32 and I think he's only a couple months older, but it translates to a couple of decades older somehow! Lol

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 4 роки тому +1

      Depends on life experience

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed! I'm 32 and am repeatedly relieved when he finishes 'I'm a capitalist' with 'but don't be a dick'

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому

      My my parents? Are are you stuttering? Or are you you Indonesian Indonesian? Don't you you read what what you post? You got got a sloppy team of secretaries secretaries.

    • @protatoplaysgames6918
      @protatoplaysgames6918 4 роки тому

      @@voornaam3191 lol. What?

  • @JeremyBanham
    @JeremyBanham 4 роки тому +13

    the absolute randomness of the swearing censorship i this is hilarious!

  • @eakfelhaber
    @eakfelhaber 4 роки тому +27

    The moment I realized how old I am: "What's reel-to-reel?"

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 4 роки тому

      Every single person at one time did not know what “reel to reel” is, regardless of age or time frame they existed.

    • @tanisempey294
      @tanisempey294 4 роки тому

      Awwe

    • @johnhammersmith7828
      @johnhammersmith7828 4 роки тому +1

      Reel-to-reel is what Mia listens to in pulp fiction before she ODs I'm pretty sure.

    • @DJ_Dermo07
      @DJ_Dermo07 4 роки тому +1

      I mean I'm 23 and I know what reel to reel is

    • @blackrat4tj
      @blackrat4tj 4 роки тому +1

      Cassette tapes right? Little before me as well. XD

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +2

    3:25 - Chapter 1 - Sony mini disc
    13:05 - Chapter 2 - Sat nav
    17:10 - Chapter 3 - Sega activator
    21:50 - Chapter 4 - Google glasses
    28:55 - Chapter 5 - Cigarette umbrella

  • @alderusdmc
    @alderusdmc 4 роки тому +36

    "Nature's really boring sometimes!" Try telling that to David Attenborough!

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 роки тому

      key word there is "sometimes", sometimes it can be really boring, somtimes time it can be terribly exciting and destructive on massive scales, and a lot of times its various levels of in between.

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 роки тому

      David squeezes out a 45 minute documentary out of two weeks of being in nature. He skips all the boring bits.

    • @bigemugamer
      @bigemugamer 4 роки тому

      If David Attenborough filmed a 12 part series on snails, I'd be down for watching that over ANY Star Wars movie that wasn't the orig trig and be glued to my seat, yup... He's THAT good.

  • @CyroAsseo
    @CyroAsseo 4 роки тому +46

    Sometimes I look closely at Simon's head to see if I can tell where his hairline would actually be.

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +3

      Cyro Asseo ...glad to see that you can fit it into your busy schedule...next on your todo list: watch paint dry?

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 4 роки тому +10

      @@remlatzargonix1329 I mean when you watch a video like this that truly only benefits you via audio, instead of visibly, then it makes sense to have about 33 minutes of spare time to stare at Simon's head while this video plays.

    • @dmfiidmf
      @dmfiidmf 4 роки тому +3

      I did this today

    • @sarasmr4278
      @sarasmr4278 4 роки тому +13

      And when you see it you understand why he just shaves it

    • @todddougherty9492
      @todddougherty9492 4 роки тому +6

      Shhhhh..... I don’t want Simon to know I do that.

  • @positronicfeed
    @positronicfeed 4 роки тому +70

    Simon: What's reel to reel?
    Me: I used to feel old. Now I feel ancient.

    • @mrego316
      @mrego316 4 роки тому +10

      WTF is my excuse I am not even 30 and I Own a Panasonic Solid State RQ - 706S. Thanks Evil dead.

    • @positronicfeed
      @positronicfeed 4 роки тому +5

      Mr EGO You sir, are a man of taste. I have a couple of Sony Tc-765s collecting dust in storage. Had a look at them recently. There isn't much hope for a rescue but we'll have a go at some point.

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 роки тому +5

      I had several reel to reels and 8 tracks as a kid, they were cheap in the 90s. I was born in 84. Simon was just a rich kid that got the fancy stuff when it was new. :/

    • @nikburton9264
      @nikburton9264 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, me too...

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 4 роки тому +2

      Like regular movie projectors are... reel to reel

  • @RavenMacy
    @RavenMacy 4 роки тому +3

    Today I found out : interesting
    Top tens: entertaining
    Business Blaze : 😳🤯

  • @maidenofmoths
    @maidenofmoths 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly i have never liked learning about business, but this channel has really helped me. It's casual but i trust that you guys are fact checking geniuii based on Simon's other channels and obviously Sam's taste in memes. Love it haha

  • @glennt69lol
    @glennt69lol 4 роки тому +17

    You know you've been a long term blazer when you get all the in jokes 🍻

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 роки тому

      I got most of them. Helps to bing watch in order, though I may have skipped one or 2.

  • @mancavegamingandgardening9901
    @mancavegamingandgardening9901 4 роки тому +7

    The subtle fart at 19:00 was perfect.

  • @hollowhelmet13
    @hollowhelmet13 4 роки тому +49

    I know someone who used to buy high and sell low, in one year he became a millionaire
    he used to be a billionaire lol

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 4 роки тому +11

      Mr. President?

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 4 роки тому +8

      Never buy when high, always with a clear head.

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 4 роки тому +4

      @@StephenButlerOne damnit, i can never buy anything again...

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 роки тому +1

      Bada boom boom tsssssssh

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому

      He should have sold short.

  • @spaceboyuk82
    @spaceboyuk82 4 роки тому +2

    Minidiscs actually were really popular and well used in the theatres and entertainment venues, due to their ability to easily select tracks, label them, skip and search and their easy portability and protection for damage. Also as being very easy to record to and the high quality of the audio on them. They only recently, within the past couple of years have been phased out with solid state devices and pc applications instead.
    Having worked on the design and build of hundreds of entertainment venues, recording studios etc. Pretty much every audio project had at least one minidisc player included on the project. It often got questioned in the later days especially in education establishments as believed to be a dead format, however once shown the capabilities of these over cdr's and other available technology this was soon dismissed.
    They were a great format, just badly introduced at the original launch as a domestic product.

  • @phantomechelon3628
    @phantomechelon3628 Рік тому +2

    Liking Danny's spirited effort to set a new record for OGBB references in the script. Well played sir! 👍

  • @digapygmy70
    @digapygmy70 4 роки тому +6

    When I worked at a music store, we'd come across a mini-disc like once a year, and there would always be a young employee who had no idea what it was

  • @HanaOccasionally
    @HanaOccasionally 4 роки тому +14

    "Not a Guarantee. Allegedly." Now thats a shirt! 14:53

  • @MrJustinreese
    @MrJustinreese 4 роки тому +16

    I did a thumbs up for "Dubstep is not music."
    Simon IS the OG business blaze legend.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC 4 роки тому +3

      Haters!! Dub step is lit. #lindsaysterling Smashing the dislike button!

    • @chelseadickinson42
      @chelseadickinson42 4 роки тому +2

      I smashed the dislike button for it. 😂 and made sure to watch until the very end for him.

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 4 роки тому

      Dubstep sounds like the dying screams and groans of a suffering robot army. Probably even worse than that Yoko Ono album he mentioned in that other video.

  • @CherieH223
    @CherieH223 3 роки тому +1

    When the video starts with Simon screaming "in your face! You sack of s**t!" You know it's gonna be good. Lmao.

  • @georgecunningham9175
    @georgecunningham9175 3 роки тому +2

    Took me forever to come back and find this specific video - just to let you know that during a recent conversation with an acquaintance I used the phrase "At least I know how NOT to make a mop" and my friend knew exactly who/what I was quoting...............My Boy with the Blaze is becoming a Legend in his own time - and not just for his beard...................

  • @Noah_E
    @Noah_E 4 роки тому +11

    When my dad had the top layer of his cornea removed because it had been destroyed by a fungus he contracted during the Korean War they put cocaine drops directly in his eye.

    • @ChristophersMum
      @ChristophersMum 4 роки тому +1

      Yup...that was the cure....and still is............allegedly!!

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +1

      Like a boss boi!

    • @nancycurtis3230
      @nancycurtis3230 4 роки тому +3

      They still use cocaine to help constrict the blood vessels in your nose if it is bleeding and work as a local anaesthetic, prior to cauterizing the problem area.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому +7

      Nancy Curtis I had cocaine put in my nose after sinus surgery. My sinus was packed with gauze for 48 hours. They pulled that shit out, I swear it was like an entire roll of TP was up my nose. Anyway I began to bleed which wasn’t suppose to happen. After squeezing my nostrils together forever to stop the bleeding, the ENT doc did the cocaine up my nose. So now I can say I’ve done cocaine.

    • @nancycurtis3230
      @nancycurtis3230 4 роки тому +5

      @@deemariedubois4916 I was babysitting my friends child that had a nosebleed. A common occurrence with her in any weather over 35 degrees C. It didn't stop this time. Hospital. He shoved a liquid up her nose. He told me it was cocaine. I was horrified. Then her explained how it worked. The downside. She was about 14. Wouldn't shut up for hours. She was fine. I was exhausted!!!!!!! Lol.

  • @Jen-js4tz
    @Jen-js4tz 4 роки тому +36

    Can Simon have a contest or something where fans design merch. I have so many ideas.

    • @jessicasparkle
      @jessicasparkle 4 роки тому +2

      Yaaaaas!!!!!!!

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +4

      I keep giving him my idea for free. That's how much I've learned about business from him.

    • @gabbymadsen7260
      @gabbymadsen7260 4 роки тому +1

      But how does one brand a coke straw for a latex zebra head?

  • @Vako93
    @Vako93 4 роки тому +19

    Uploaded 12 seconds ago and up on my recommended... I think UA-cam is trying to tell me that's enough Simon for a while...

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому

      Vazken Panossian I’m addicted to Simon and all his many UA-cam accounts. If he ever stops I not sure how bad my withdrawal will be.

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen 4 роки тому +15

    Simon: "Dubstep isn't music. Smash that dislike button!"
    Me: *SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!*

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 роки тому +2

      Why would the sound of robots fucking be music?

  • @BarryTGash
    @BarryTGash 4 роки тому +2

    Windows Media Player: Include digital DRM?
    Me: No, thanks!
    Windows Media Player: Ok!

  • @kaylynnhouchins9932
    @kaylynnhouchins9932 4 роки тому +19

    Simon:
    Is there a "Ask me about my pyramid scheme" hat/shirt??
    "Smash that dislike button" would be cool as a hat as well. Lol
    I think both would be absolutely amazing!

    • @TheTokenBilly
      @TheTokenBilly 4 роки тому +1

      outloudmerch.com/collections/today-i-found-out/products/simon-whistler-pyramid-scheme-tee?variant=31906521251887
      There is also a T-shirt for 'Smash that dislike button', but no hat that I can see

    • @thorthethunderdawg5289
      @thorthethunderdawg5289 4 роки тому

      Updated. Perchthemerch.co
      The co is for cocaine and also its really purchthemerch.co

  • @CyroAsseo
    @CyroAsseo 4 роки тому +26

    Simon definitely seems like when he goes on vacation, he has a real good time.

  • @atiqahyazid5529
    @atiqahyazid5529 4 роки тому +19

    Checked out PurchTheMerch.co ... Simon wasn’t lying.

    • @MrValanthe
      @MrValanthe 4 роки тому +3

      It really works, Simon would never let us down.

    • @duncanmcfarland
      @duncanmcfarland 4 роки тому +4

      Deep down was hoping it was a Rick Roll

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 4 роки тому +12

      Should check our perchthemerch.co, even better!

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 2 роки тому +1

    "Are you f'n SERIOUS Right Now? You're taped to my f'n HEAD!!"
    HOLY. F'N. SHIT.
    *Priceless*

  • @JaydragonM
    @JaydragonM 9 місяців тому +1

    I love that Simon is so smooth-brained that he didn't realize he taped over the microphone on his phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcotixxx
    @marcotixxx 4 роки тому +57

    i guess i'm early. brian the meme accountant ins't here yet

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 4 роки тому +4

      I think he's stuck in traffic....

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +4

      He's been sleeping in...
      A cage next to Danny and Sam. And he's not let out unless he behaves like a good boi.

  • @jdoexrayvision
    @jdoexrayvision 4 роки тому +7

    1:16. Belches at the start of his own video to assert dominance over me at home somehow.
    It worked, I watched the whole thing.

  • @dmfiidmf
    @dmfiidmf 4 роки тому +6

    Sam is a legend he's killing it today thank you Danny great script thank you Simon this is my favorite of all your channels

  • @firewall2302
    @firewall2302 4 роки тому +6

    Simon, I'm an American who actually owned a Mini-Disc player from the second time they launched them.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 4 роки тому +5

    I've... _seen_ minidisks before, but I never bought or had any.
    ... I may just be thinking of GameCube disks, though.

  • @JR-iw6br
    @JR-iw6br 4 роки тому +30

    Danny takes 35 min to tell a 4 min story.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +5

      Bc no one is here for the facts 🤣

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 4 роки тому +2

      @@stephjovi here*...

    • @samingram4608
      @samingram4608 4 роки тому +2

      Welcome to the point that I'm glad you found it

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +1

      @@rucker69 changed 🤣.

    • @joshuagibson2520
      @joshuagibson2520 4 роки тому

      This is a fuckin fact. I wish the vids were more quaint.

  • @CyroAsseo
    @CyroAsseo 4 роки тому +7

    Has anyone else wonder if Simon's office is actually all brick or he spent a whole day putting up wallpaper to make the place look "cozy" for us.

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 4 роки тому +1

      Hes said it's in the basement of a building, and that above his head is street level where people walk, it was one episode where the sun started shining in or something.

    • @WanderingWriter
      @WanderingWriter 4 роки тому

      It's probably an older building which might explain the brick

    • @LilDitBit
      @LilDitBit 4 роки тому

      I wonder this often.

  • @jaysonl
    @jaysonl 4 роки тому +9

    A) Dubstep is music. Take a listen to the album "Welcome Reality" by Nero.
    B) TNG looks better than VOY because they shot TNG on film and thus had high-quality prints they could remaster.
    C) Yeah, minidiscs weren't much of a thing in the US. I only met one person who had a minidisc player, and initially I thought it was a Rio Volt (one of the first MP3 players).
    D) Yeah, we called it the Genesis. I always thought it sounded cooler than "Mega Drive", but then again, I was always on the Nintendo side of the console wars.
    E) Sam's a Brit? And he doesn't have an umbrella? :o
    I thought you all wore tophats and carried around umbrellas. Allegedly.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 4 роки тому +1

      B needs to be smacked into Simon's shiny head as a prime example of things he didn't know when talking as if he did know.

    • @WanderingWriter
      @WanderingWriter 4 роки тому +1

      Danny's a Brit. Sam is 'murican

    • @williamrizzo8574
      @williamrizzo8574 4 роки тому

      Say less

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 роки тому +1

    Business Blaze - the channel where people come because they think emphasis is on the business, and stay because they realize emphasis is on the blaze.

  • @petev.6598
    @petev.6598 4 роки тому +6

    I just GENTLY touched the "like"-button. Hoiw do you like me now?

  • @RiverFerret
    @RiverFerret 4 роки тому +4

    Anyone else enough of a legend that they get all the old references

  • @keirhan
    @keirhan 4 роки тому +5

    Simon: "i dont have any friends from the north"
    karl smallwood: erm u what mate?

    • @heatherbee4248
      @heatherbee4248 4 роки тому

      "no, no I don't and I'm better for it"

  • @lyndseyg1013
    @lyndseyg1013 4 роки тому +12

    As a kid I had one friend who’s dad had mirrors on the ceiling in his bed room, a hot tub in the den and at least 2 wet bars inside the house and 1 outside. And wall to wall shag carpet everywhere. 🤦🏻‍♀️
    Still we always got to stay up late and basically do whatever we wanted when he was off doing only god knows what - it was EVERYONES favorite house on the block lol

  • @danielbloresingersongwriter
    @danielbloresingersongwriter 4 роки тому

    Simon, I've come here from Biographics(which I love by the way), discovered Blaze yesterday and I've been binge watching ever since..I'm so glad to find out that you're not normal after all😂 haven't laughed so much in ages🤘😂😂😂

  • @Thepuddingcup
    @Thepuddingcup 4 роки тому

    I'm riding the bus to work at almost midnight, and laughed so hard at the hand that the driver had to tell me to shut up. So good.

  • @talanigreywolf7110
    @talanigreywolf7110 4 роки тому +12

    I still have all my 8-track tapes, they're gonna bring me a fortune when they make a come back! (FYI: sarcasm people, sarcasm)

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 4 роки тому +2

      I'm keeping VHS tapes. :)

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому

      Sandy Barnes Me too.

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 роки тому +1

      @@sandybarnes887 How about Super VHS tapes? That format was far better. And nobody bought it. Consumer market is full of s*it.

    • @helpyourselfimbusy5747
      @helpyourselfimbusy5747 4 роки тому

      You know they could come back, my friend. No sarcasm.
      We like the past to be with our future.

  • @agraham57
    @agraham57 4 роки тому +8

    I'm Canadian, I'm sure a buddy of mine had a minidisk player in the early 2000's

    • @TheTeeroy32
      @TheTeeroy32 4 роки тому +3

      I'm Aussie and one of my mates had one in 01 to 02 but he barely used it lol. Ended up with a CD player in his car and the MD collected dust. I had a tape deck in my car and I had a portable Sony CD player which was called a Discman in Aus playing though an adaptor in the tape deck.

  • @bradyferguson1009
    @bradyferguson1009 4 роки тому +9

    When Simon mentions he had a friend who had Google Glass I thought he was going to say he never saw him again

  • @aelswithhaugen5793
    @aelswithhaugen5793 3 роки тому

    Doesn’t matter how many times I binge watch business blaze, I still join in yelling og business blaze and waking my lodger up...
    Worth it

  • @AridosUK
    @AridosUK 4 роки тому +1

    11:15 i bought a creative zen player with a 20GB hard drive. it had my entire music collection, i wired it into my car and had hudreds of albums at my fingertips, those days were glorious