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  • @masterneloth
    @masterneloth  Рік тому +168

    This video probably took the most effort out of all of my videos and is one of my personal best. I’m so glad that this video is now blowing up and almost at 20k views! Thank you all for watching! ❤

    • @mrswan7745
      @mrswan7745 Рік тому +7

      You DARE call the Forsworn "terrorists"?? HAVE YOU NO SYMPATHY FOR A FELLOW BEING UNDER THE YOKE OF A FOREIGN IMPERIAL RULE??? PELINAL TAKE YOU!!
      No but seriously your content is entertaining and has helped me get back into Skyrim again after years of backing outta games entirely, so thank you for that.

    • @brandonjames412
      @brandonjames412 10 місяців тому +1

      Indeed! You sounded like you were especially proud of this one in your AMA, so here I am.

  • @VonVikoGoat
    @VonVikoGoat Рік тому +225

    i think moon sugar is a reverse catnip situation, not affecting khaijit to the point of harm (thats why they use it as a spice) but affecting and making other addicted, just like how we make tea with catnip but cats go crazy about it

    • @TheShadowMilitia
      @TheShadowMilitia 2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah it’s called cocaine brother

    • @vanyavanilla7108
      @vanyavanilla7108 2 місяці тому +9

      @@TheShadowMilitiadamn, never knew cats were immune to cocaine.

  • @abracadaverous
    @abracadaverous Рік тому +1287

    I really wish they'd have added an addiction mechanic.

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +277

      I hope they will add a system akin to Fallout 4s drug system in Elder Scrolls 6, maybe even more drugs than just Skooma.

    • @mammothjunk9694
      @mammothjunk9694 Рік тому +111

      Mods are a wonderful thing

    • @Omniped
      @Omniped Рік тому +160

      I still play the game. Pretty sure they got the addiction mechanic down pretty good. 😉

    • @driftdaddy43
      @driftdaddy43 Рік тому +87

      The skooma mod I run added the addiction mechanics and added random effects like turning you into huge version of yourself or turning you into a chair was the funniest I've come across so far. Couldn't do anything till the skooma wore off. Skyrim on skooma is the mod name

    • @lordofthebored3660
      @lordofthebored3660 Рік тому +12

      They had the a mechanic like that in oblivion shivering isles with felldew

  • @StevetheWizard2591
    @StevetheWizard2591 Рік тому +846

    Khajiit Caravans: "They act like we're drug dealers and thieves!"
    Dragonborn: "You literally just sold me some skooma and a couple bowls of moon sugar."
    Caravans: "Yeah, you're right, but we're not thieves!"
    Dragonborn: "You also taught me how to pick pockets."
    Caravans: "We aren't responsible for how you decide to use that information. If you steal things using that, that's entirely on you. We've never been caught stealing anything."

    • @eank3429
      @eank3429 Рік тому +77

      You bought the skooma just saying

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy Рік тому +41

      Yes. Are you really a thief if you never get caught?

    • @llcdrdndgrbd
      @llcdrdndgrbd Рік тому +12

      They’re just quick change magicians don’t worry

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 Рік тому +33

      To be fair, Skooma isn't a drug to Kahjiit. It's like table salt to them. They don't get high off of it, only the other races of Tamriel can get high off Skooma.

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty Рік тому +26

      ​@@pancakes8670
      That's not actually true, it affects them mostly the same. They just have a massively higher tolerance to it due to how often they consume it.

  • @pipsqueack
    @pipsqueack Рік тому +298

    Skyrim likes their ironic names, Grelod the kind, susanna the wicked. So maybe Olava the FEEBLE has something up her sleeve…

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 Рік тому +60

      She suplexes bears in her free time 😊

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 Рік тому +7

      She's an ancient ancestor of Mama Murphy, or "Mad Woman Murphy", a lady who could take down giant lizards by herself in her prime.

    • @Gripen1974
      @Gripen1974 9 місяців тому +3

      @@omegawilliam95s36 you got it wrong Mad Woman Murphy is the ancestor to Olava the Feeble after all skyrim is taking place in the future of fallout :P

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 місяців тому +1

      first you learn to pick pockets from her, then you pick the pockets of her

    • @thelostone4303
      @thelostone4303 4 місяці тому +2

      Nah she's legit feeble after she sorts through her visions and fortune telling. That name is legit on her lol

  • @Reyeoux
    @Reyeoux Рік тому +173

    I dread to think of how much further into madness the es community will go before elder scrolls 6 is released

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +34

      Oh trust me I can go MUCH further! 😈

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus Рік тому +8

      Disappointing that they're putting so much into Elder Scrolls Online. It sucks.

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux Рік тому

      No u

    • @lemongreed7916
      @lemongreed7916 10 місяців тому +2

      ESO is run by another studio

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@DemstarAus ESO is great if you treat it as the MMO it is meant to be. Treating it like a mainline TES game will only disappoint you.
      Grab a few friends to play with and it's a great time.

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Рік тому +55

    God bless UA-cam and the internet for allowing nerds to find each other and be nerdy about this 12 yr old game that we just can’t leave behind. And god bless you, sir, for all your research and time and effort. ❤

  • @SMOK156
    @SMOK156 Рік тому +466

    I always liked to think that because the Khajiit are not allowed within the cities, they have no choice but to sell skooma and moon sugar, as a means to get by

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +131

      Kinda true, but also Moon Sugar and Skooma is a heavy part of their culture as well, pretty much every Khajiit is addicted to Moon Sugar at least.

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod Рік тому

      If they weren't addicts and thieves, they'd be allowed in.

    • @Retromancer_Rackham
      @Retromancer_Rackham Рік тому +57

      Its not an addiction for most its actually a part of their spiritual belief system a sacrament of sorts.

    • @Tyronejizz
      @Tyronejizz Рік тому +21

      ​@@Retromancer_Rackham can be both innit

    • @dizzykitteh
      @dizzykitteh 11 місяців тому +1

      wait -- so how is the player khajiit allowed in, but not npcs?

  • @kalmanoelle719
    @kalmanoelle719 Рік тому +154

    I’m crying the fact you called your neighbors out for the same exact thing my neighbors do while I have this full volume with open windows when they’re outside. Hope they felt it lmao

    • @anonymousgerbil8336
      @anonymousgerbil8336 3 місяці тому +3

      Did it have any effect?

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 місяці тому

      Just talk to them kindly about it. There's a good chance they don't realize it's a problem

  • @Fencer_Nowa
    @Fencer_Nowa Рік тому +20

    0:22 that was so personally charged but I understand it fully

  • @Bumbledrop
    @Bumbledrop Рік тому +212

    Dude, absolutely loved this! Always found the Skooma business interesting and I'm happy you went into great detail about it

    • @Icy_Skywalker
      @Icy_Skywalker Рік тому

      Same. I really enjoyed the video!

    • @ghadyayan
      @ghadyayan Рік тому

      😊😊

    • @ghadyayan
      @ghadyayan Рік тому

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @WastelandsNomad2277
    @WastelandsNomad2277 Рік тому +160

    Wish the Caravan's had more interactions with the player. I love Kharjo as he's one of my main trio of companions. Though I wish visiting their Caravan's in Dawnstar and Riften didn't lead to a constant dragon attack. 😅

    • @matt0_o
      @matt0_o 2 місяці тому +2

      I've married Kharjo in two separate playthroughs, he's so cewl

    • @DEADSHANKSPEARE
      @DEADSHANKSPEARE 2 місяці тому +2

      May the road guide you to warm sands

  • @rafaxd8178
    @rafaxd8178 Рік тому +44

    Skooma could be also found in a bandit camp in Ustengraav, an old nordic tomb bear Morthal, so those bandits could be dealers too

    • @chase5298
      @chase5298 5 місяців тому +1

      how do you know this off the top of your head lol

  • @thecoffeebadger5807
    @thecoffeebadger5807 Рік тому +67

    I was adventuring around Whiterun Plains and I came across a pit dog trainer who was killed by a pack of pit wolves. After I killed the wolves, I found a note on the bandit's corpse that took me to Cragslane Cave which updates my map to discover this location. So I think this is a new way to discover this location through random encounters.

  • @samkleinke
    @samkleinke Рік тому +30

    man I hope there is an option to become a skooma kingpin in ES6
    Neloth we have to cook.

  • @Whamcloud
    @Whamcloud Рік тому +84

    Skooma doesn't appear to be illegal in skyrim at all when taken to jail it's not taken from you, you can sell it to any trader who you can sell other potions too, no addiction mechanic makes it like mead or wine in it's effects, and the argonian in the riften that your can cure their addiction with just a health potion makes the addiction that you can't have anyway practically irrelevant

    • @samkleinke
      @samkleinke Рік тому +24

      That might just be a dev oversight

    • @tahirallita
      @tahirallita Рік тому +23

      It's probs a dev oversight since drugs aren't really a big thing in the ES games unlike fallout

    • @ja-vishaara
      @ja-vishaara Рік тому +26

      Well, in Morrowind you couldn't trade with upstanding tradesfolk if you were in possession of contraband, and people bitched about it

  • @ddexter1698
    @ddexter1698 Рік тому +22

    My theory for Cragslane Cavern is that it's only where the handover takes place. The skooma is produced somewhere else and that's why the equipment/Kilnyr aren't there. Kilnyr chooses the cavern because the bouncers etc give him a safety net if something ever goes wrong, and there are potential customers in the gamblers.

  • @Balmarog
    @Balmarog Рік тому +23

    Good thing the Dragonborn is completely immune to any negative effects of skooma, including it's addictive nature. It's really just a fantasy Redbull.

  • @Shadow199913
    @Shadow199913 Рік тому +21

    Let's be real, no one's tryna sleep at 11pm, everyone's watching the analysis of the skooma trade instead of sleeping 🗿

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan Рік тому +11

    Olava is also likely related to a witch living in the forest near Riverwood who is likely part of a greater coven elsewhere.

  • @pippogriffthegreat7003
    @pippogriffthegreat7003 Рік тому +50

    By Azura, this was remarkable!!! Would you be willing to analyze the Cyrodiil and Morrowind skooma trades? Or perhaps historical timelines of greater characters (i.e. Nerevar, Barenziah, Uriel Septim VII, Gray Fox)?

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +10

      Possibly, although I will stick to analyzing Skyrim for now just because gameplay wise I am more familiar with Skyrim and don’t wish to miss something in either Morrowind or Oblivion.

    • @pippogriffthegreat7003
      @pippogriffthegreat7003 Рік тому +3

      @masterneloth That is fair! Practice what you are familiar with and figure out the rest at your leisure, yeah? Makes sense to me! Either way, I love what you're doing!

  • @damiensadventure
    @damiensadventure Рік тому +11

    I'm waiting for the next elder scrolls when we find out that there is a synthetic skooma trade kicking off in the high rock and hammerfel regions and the main character starts off as a synthetic skooma pirate trader.
    I have too much free time yes

  • @explainingpolitics
    @explainingpolitics Рік тому +22

    I hope you get the recognition you deserve for this video because this is amazing!!
    I love these indepth research projects of Bethesda games (like the all the books in skyrim video that one guy made), truly underrated content!

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +6

      Thank you! When Starfield dies down a bit I plan to make a few more of these on other factions and aspects of Skyrim!

    • @explainingpolitics
      @explainingpolitics Рік тому

      @@masterneloth take your time brother, you clearly have a knack for this ✊😎

  • @ubergliesen
    @ubergliesen Рік тому +14

    I don't know if it was ever suggested before... But could it be that after the Void Nights the moons' effect got weaker, and that's why both moon sugar and skooma are less powerful?

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 7 місяців тому +3

    As Khajiit appreciator I support the moonsugar cooking industry. Nothing like a funky sweetroll.
    But skooma, now that is a vile substance only the most disturbed cats engage in.

  • @Rakaizulu
    @Rakaizulu Рік тому +10

    Great video! I have watched hundreds of TES lore videos yet this is one that still showed me something new.

  • @MossyDawn
    @MossyDawn Місяць тому +1

    I didn't see it mentioned but if you take the redwater skooma while you're in the den you pass out and wake up inside of a cage in the cavern.

  • @nightowl6055
    @nightowl6055 Рік тому +4

    I can imagine Master Neloth going on mindless rants about random things in Skyrim while the Dragonborn is just trying to finish the dungeon

  • @daniyo3423
    @daniyo3423 Рік тому +23

    I wish you could become a skooma dealer in Skyrim.

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +10

      Considering how we can supposedly become a smuggler in Starfield, I hope we can do something similar and smuggle Skooma in Elder Scrolls 6

    • @veryrare432hz
      @veryrare432hz Рік тому +1

      Theres a mod for that there’s a mod for skooma giving you psychedelic effects too

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Рік тому

      _Skooming Skyrim_ is what are looking for.

  • @mollieherlocker5918
    @mollieherlocker5918 Рік тому +30

    I love your analysis videos and I always giggle at your sign off. 😆

    • @ZenAdept42
      @ZenAdept42 Рік тому +4

      Whenever the FUCK I decide to upload again. Always makes me laugh.

    • @Shadow-ru5pq
      @Shadow-ru5pq Рік тому +1

      I saw your comment and decided to wait til the end to hear it

  • @brycedaugherty9211
    @brycedaugherty9211 Рік тому +9

    Skyrim has to be hailed as such a masterpiece to even make a video like this even possible. Some games are just built different

    • @seanensey3196
      @seanensey3196 Місяць тому

      Wait until you meet TES III.

    • @brycedaugherty9211
      @brycedaugherty9211 Місяць тому +1

      @@seanensey3196 that was my first one in the series. It's by far the best. It disappoints me greatly that every remake attempt has ruined the functionality of the engine, essentially making it tes 4 or 5 with a #3 coat of paint

  • @SabreArchon
    @SabreArchon 9 місяців тому +2

    Master Neloth be teaching me more than Hermaeus Mora himself.

  • @hhardlyzychedelic
    @hhardlyzychedelic Рік тому +9

    Great video! I’ve been wanting someone to create something about this for a while. It’s always nice to find new elder scrolls related channels to subscribe to

  • @Marvinuser
    @Marvinuser 10 місяців тому +2

    my explanation: cragslane cavern is a hub, not a place where the scooma is produced,, but a place for buyers only.. hence the gamblers and wolf fighting is a cover, its nothing but a place for distribution.. which the note also hints to, it says that the shipment should be ready by the time he reaches cragslane, show up WITH THE MONEY or don't show up at all.. meaning its a base for an underground operation ... but just not with the production of scooma in mind ... it sounds like its being produced, but brought there when they know they have a "solid buyer" or a contact of interest... its a safe-house or safe-haven... a place they can deal in peace... and nothing more since it probably is brought from elsweyr ... as it is the ONLY place you can actually have a steady source of moonsugar ... since everywhere else the crops often fail, if not always.. so its from morrowind, since the dunmer created it, or it comes directly from elsweyr the note said morrowind though... i like master neloths idea that they used to have it there.. but seing as i kinda know some of these kinda operations.. i can say with 99% certainty its never made where you buy it... it always comes from somewhere else,it would be too risky to sell and produce in the same place... theft is one reason.. possible guards raiding it by order of a jarl is another... production in one place, the lab , and distribution for safety reasons, takes place in a hub or its positioned at a cache.. also he has to go get it and pay for it.. to start distribution of his shipment on his own... therefore it is not made in cragslane and it never was ... but its where its always brought by this little gang cause its close to morrowind and lies in a rather inconspicuous area as it is on a shelf of a rock formation inside a cave... though it would have been less visible and less suspicious if they didn't have the cages with wolves just outside at the entrance

  • @gizmoduck4292
    @gizmoduck4292 6 місяців тому +1

    You’re required to go thru Sarthis’ sidequest to become Thane of Riften. My Officer Tenpenny build became Thane and in true Riften fashion, replaced Cragslane with Redwater, and Sarthis with himself. Also playing thru the Thieves Guild in full guard armor is hilarious

  • @anirudhcherukuri7051
    @anirudhcherukuri7051 3 місяці тому +1

    Man you gotta do a skooma in Morrowind run. Gotta see our boys in their prime.

  • @codycarabotta5621
    @codycarabotta5621 Рік тому +7

    Yup. Gotta love those inconsiderate swine of skooma addict neighbors. I feel ya. lol
    Edit: Also, thank you for making this. I was always curious about the whole skooma situation in skyrim. Im always vastly interested in the economics and workings of skyrim, and the skooma/moon sugar thing is definitely a functioning cog within that mechanism. Much appreciated :) Also nice to have someone have made a map that connects all the possible routes and dens in a cohesive way to really give a solid visual representation of how it gets around. Great work, I can only imagine the hours you spent researching and connecting dots to compile all this information. A magnum opus to be proud of for sure. Take my thumbs-up with honor and hard-won glory.

  • @jakedeshazo4739
    @jakedeshazo4739 Рік тому +2

    your sign off was by far the best part. fucking exquisite exit my dude lmfao

  • @fai-viankoegelenberg
    @fai-viankoegelenberg Рік тому +7

    Wonderful video man ! Looking forward to more videos from you.

  • @michaeltelson9798
    @michaeltelson9798 2 місяці тому +2

    Maven doesn’t want to destroy the skooma trade. Why do you think Maul, Maven’s enforcer is watching over that warehouse. She is doing protection over the skooma operation. Once the Jarl decided to destroy the operation she will let you destroy it as she only gets a small amount for protecting that operation. Maven keeps her finger on the pulse of all illegal operations in Riften. Reject her help and you are gone, or if you are now a liability to her operations.

  • @stanettiels7367
    @stanettiels7367 Рік тому +2

    Skooma is good but you can really boost the effects.
    One deep toke on the pipe (whole bottle) followed by snorting two bowls of moon sugar. Then mix one bottle of skooma with two bowls of moon sugar, stir and drink in one hit. WOW, it’ll blow your ebony boots off.

  • @shadehunter
    @shadehunter Місяць тому

    I've watched this video a couple of times. I think this is a Camelworks-level investigation. Very nice work.

  • @vizzzyy190
    @vizzzyy190 Рік тому +4

    was so excited to see a longer vid in my subfeed!! i think your videos are hilarious, keep on keeping on!!!

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd Рік тому +2

    Binge watching your videos back to back- and adding comments for the algorithm~! 🌻👍 Keep up the great content!

  • @henryr16
    @henryr16 9 місяців тому +1

    I always thought Ysolda might be up to something with skooma as well, given her secret operation selling sleeping tree sap

  • @Mifune41
    @Mifune41 Рік тому +3

    Great video. Your hard work paid off with it.

  • @leightonhuffman7373
    @leightonhuffman7373 10 місяців тому +2

    this is just a theory, but what if the player character, heard about skooma, wanted to try some, but got caught in the process, and arrested for it thus the beginning of the game

  • @m33ddyhv
    @m33ddyhv Рік тому +3

    Your skyrim videos are very unique, thanks Neloth!

  • @Pandemia616
    @Pandemia616 3 місяці тому +1

    I used this video to make a Sheggorath worshipping khajiiti Skooma fiend and absolutely terrorised Skyrim with it.

  • @stevenblankenship9814
    @stevenblankenship9814 7 місяців тому +2

    Fail harder than the blades in oblivion... That's tough bro

  • @neonflashsparkotron5435
    @neonflashsparkotron5435 Рік тому +2

    Tamriel is sooo much more interesting than our real world imo. Lmaoooo

  • @olidot7237
    @olidot7237 Рік тому +2

    This video literally got me to check out every other video on the channel. Gained a sub fs

  • @LICENFIREFEAR
    @LICENFIREFEAR 5 місяців тому

    Incredible information incredibly detailed and professional ! thank you so much for this phenomenal video !

  • @korbensemaganis
    @korbensemaganis 5 місяців тому

    Dude became an addict to deal with the Alduin attack. Crazy. Never knew haha

  • @SebBurnsRubber
    @SebBurnsRubber Рік тому +2

    Realest video I have ever seen
    You are doing lorkhans work
    Stay blessed ❤❤
    This video is fucking GOLD

  • @grayearly3116
    @grayearly3116 Рік тому +1

    Amazing video. I was hooked 100%

  • @Oerbyss022
    @Oerbyss022 3 місяці тому +2

    Lol damn, all this time I thought skooma was just elder scrolls beer.

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  3 місяці тому +1

      @@Oerbyss022 I mean it’s all about perception…

  • @spacecowboytroy4882
    @spacecowboytroy4882 Рік тому +2

    This is the lore video i need!

  • @kosu7512
    @kosu7512 Рік тому +1

    this is so sick dude, i loved this video

  • @SocratesFlesh
    @SocratesFlesh Рік тому

    Every time I find some moon sugar or skooma I usually bring it to a kajeep caravan for them, I like the kajeeps

  • @eldenwarden9673
    @eldenwarden9673 Рік тому +1

    I just started another playthrough, im roleplaying as a skooma and cannabis smuggler.. this video is exactly what I needed.

  • @VeebsterTV
    @VeebsterTV 5 місяців тому +1

    Stands-in-shadows > stands-in-shallows

  • @althechicken9597
    @althechicken9597 Рік тому

    Im running a dnd game in skyrim for my friends and this is going to be so useful! Thank you!

  • @Rodclutcher
    @Rodclutcher Рік тому +1

    Dude well done. Good detective work!

  • @skullqaqskull9507
    @skullqaqskull9507 Рік тому +1

    I think its very likely that maven is involved in the skooma trade as in my current playthrough (which ive had to restart and had this happen both times) im doing a no fast travel playthrough and have had the dark brotherhood called me early in the game and i had not even done any quests or attacked any camps and have altogether avoided places a lot of the time. The only thing i had done was kill a roadside skooma dealer. And as has been deduced the one who calls the dark brotherhood on the player is maven due to the note and black sacrement in her basement i think it was.
    It's the only thing i can think of as to why she would want me dead.

  • @n.stephan9848
    @n.stephan9848 Рік тому +1

    15:54 I seem to remember skooma enhancing speed if you consume a few hundred bottles of the stuff.

  • @panamajack5972
    @panamajack5972 Рік тому +1

    When Elsweyr sends their people, they're not sending their best.

  • @theseb1979
    @theseb1979 Рік тому

    I remember how amazed I was when I found redwater den

  • @DillonDees
    @DillonDees Рік тому +1

    You have the best outro ever lmao.

  • @adamusprime403
    @adamusprime403 Рік тому

    Craigslane could be a merchant/trade spot and not where the Skooma is produced. Theres a practice done in mercentilism where oftentimes resources are shipped overseas to be turned into goods by a cheaper labor force with less protections, and than shipped back to the country of origin in order to be sold for a much higher profit.

  • @austinfromboston8828
    @austinfromboston8828 Рік тому +7

    International drug trade, race politics, crime, addiction, vice…
    +25 Stam

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni Рік тому

      all that to avoid stamina regeneration debuff

  • @WHITEDIRTProductions
    @WHITEDIRTProductions Рік тому +2

    Mom I want Camelworks
    “No we have Camelworks at home”

  • @Illstatefishing
    @Illstatefishing Рік тому

    Nice in-depth investigation!!

  • @DovahkiinVolkihar
    @DovahkiinVolkihar Рік тому +1

    “It could be your neighbors with their barking dogs they let out late at 11pm when you are just TRYING to sleep!”
    Me: Glares at my neighbors property at 11pm watching Masterneloth because your neighbors dogs are to loud for you to sleep…

  • @ladybeavanerdventures
    @ladybeavanerdventures 8 місяців тому

    damn only talking about skyrim when Oblivion has the best addict Faelian omg that guy cracks me up

  • @mrmosty5167
    @mrmosty5167 Рік тому

    Neloth: How dare you put me in the thumbnail! Are you insinuating that one of my caliber has anything to do with illicit substances?!

  • @Tyleya
    @Tyleya Рік тому +2

    0:12
    Oooo! Spicy!!
    0:22
    Oooo! We chose violence today.

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 9 місяців тому

    Don’t think I didn’t notice Septimus Signus’ glacier on that map

  • @themischeifguide
    @themischeifguide Рік тому +1

    God, I've cruised your videos and I want to steal all of your ideas.

  • @patchez058
    @patchez058 Рік тому +1

    Call for a noise complaint and have the cops come wake up your neighbor. Shouldn't have a dog if you're going to be inconsiderate. Also the dog probably shouldn't be outside all day/night.

  • @happytofu5
    @happytofu5 2 місяці тому

    I think I found a boat with moonsugar under deck once, but I forgot where.

  • @Cocaine_RejeKt
    @Cocaine_RejeKt Рік тому +2

    The entirety of the elven races is a bunch of irredeemables not just house dres 🗿

  • @TylerSane5
    @TylerSane5 Місяць тому

    I love slanging moon sugar and skooma in Morrowind! Playing it for my first time now its pretty fun took a minute to get my head around the spells and enchanting bbut i think im good now haha

  • @vicchung
    @vicchung 25 днів тому

    Excellent analysis

  • @zefft.f4010
    @zefft.f4010 Рік тому

    "Can I offer ye a wee bit 'a skooma?" - Cap'n Fannybones

  • @unhearted4510
    @unhearted4510 Рік тому

    Oh, so that's why Septimus was gone even though he never read a scroll.

  • @bobbyb42
    @bobbyb42 Рік тому +2

    25:00 why is he eating bread? Isn't he a vampire?? Lol

    • @thychozwart2451
      @thychozwart2451 Рік тому

      I always assumed blood was just the *most* nutritious for vampires, but not necessarily tasty, they drink it because they have to, but still chow down on sweetrolls, venison stews, roast mutton and all other manner of high skyrim cuisine

  • @reguluscummins878
    @reguluscummins878 3 місяці тому

    once i sold skooma to the orphan kid in windhelm. it was awesome.

  • @ValkynazKivan
    @ValkynazKivan 2 місяці тому

    “A friend” I suppose Caius Cosades count’s in this regard.

  • @jesvincoulse7809
    @jesvincoulse7809 Рік тому

    It is also possible the one skooma bottle at the east empire trading company could be a confiscated bottle from a caught smuggler

  • @bobbybaker8552
    @bobbybaker8552 Рік тому +9

    You left out Ysalda supplying sleeping tree sap, presumably to the Khajit.

    • @zarindrake
      @zarindrake Рік тому +2

      Bruh

    • @tburrrg2502
      @tburrrg2502 Рік тому

      He said he wouldn’t be talking about sleeping tree sap in the video

  • @marley4070
    @marley4070 3 місяці тому

    That intro seems personal... 😂

  • @ethanmull6476
    @ethanmull6476 Рік тому +4

    W house Dres slander

  • @TeddyThePlaya1
    @TeddyThePlaya1 Рік тому

    This video is awesome! I love it!

  • @K8tti
    @K8tti Рік тому

    I love the Neloth theme 💯 Ace

  • @someonesilence3731
    @someonesilence3731 Рік тому +9

    Are there skooma dealers on Solstheim?

    • @masterneloth
      @masterneloth  Рік тому +12

      There are a few Skooma addicts in Solstheim, a Raven Rock citizen and some Reiklings but no dealers that I could find.

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran Рік тому +2

      @@masterneloth What if the Reiklings are the dealers?

    • @Thatonepersonyouheard
      @Thatonepersonyouheard Рік тому +1

      ​@@masternelothfollow up vid? Pretty please 🥺

  • @Zane-It
    @Zane-It 12 днів тому

    As a bosmer in skyrim i never knew this.

  • @lithium156
    @lithium156 2 місяці тому

    0:30 instantly subscribed 😂

  • @therealivydawg
    @therealivydawg Рік тому

    If you drink the red water from the spring you'll turn into a vampire.

  • @HammboneBob
    @HammboneBob 10 днів тому

    0:27 real, too bad dog's vocal chords don't get tired.