The Borg vs MacGyver
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- Опубліковано 15 січ 2024
- The Borg have managed to capture MacGyver and are planning to assimilate him later this afternoon. John is anxious because it appears that the preparations are not being done as carefully as he would like. #borg #startrek #macgyver #acmevillainsupport 
Honestly I was expecting that MacGyver would be on the "Do not engage" list
he's more slippery than actually dangerous to them. He's a regular human who can vanish, if he's asleep and assassinated his knowledge would be useful
If he was, the Yautja would have gone after him already...in a Home Depot.
Same
@@SuperGamefreak18 Dude, that's like saying "The Punisher is just a regular human". Didn't work out so well for the Yauja when they went after him at the shooting range, did it?
Too valuable to pass up
*Meanwhile, Jack O'Neill is captured by the Borg and is on board a cube, being taken to stasis...*
Jack: You know, you guys remind me of somebody else I've met. And ironically, it was while using a ship that I wanted to call the Enterprise, but they wouldn't let me.
Borg: This conversation serves no useful purpose.
Jack: Oh, you'd like to believe that...
*He gives off one of his cunning glares when he's playing at serious when really, he's not.*
Jack: I've seen things that would blow your collective minds. In fact, I'm willing to bet that you can't handle it.
*The borg drones turns to him impassively as it points its utility arm at him threateningly, with Jack holding up his hands in a 'Hey, don't hit.' manner.*
Borg: We are aware of the Ancient knowledge locked within your subconscious. The Borg will benefit from this information and grow more powerful from it.
Jack: Mmm, I dunno... I think I may've left a few boobytraps in my head, the last time I was playing Ancient. One day, you're all fine, and the next...
*He snaps his fingers.*
Jack: ...everything goes cruvus.
Borg: 'Cruvus'. What is cruvus?
*Pause...*
Jack: What?
Borg: You said cruvus.
Jack: No, I didn't.
Borg: You did.
Jack: I didn't!
Borg: You did, on Stardate-
Jack: Alright, alright! I was joking! God!
*He takes a moment to collect himself.*
Jack: The point is that you and all your shiny skulls are going to POP if you try to tap this, and- Teal'c, good buddy! THERE you are!
*He smiles and waves, pretending Teal'c is there. The Borg unit turns, and Jack just yanks a bunch of wires before ducking the drone behind him and getting out of there.*
Jack: Years of working with Carter are really paying off!
I was actually able to picture that in my mind, complete with the voice lines. Perfect.
I loved every second of this.
*They try to assimilate Daniel*
*Long pause*
*Daniel is returned unharmed*
Daniel: "...Well, that...was not the worst weekend I've had..."
I want to see this acted out by cosplayers. Or animated like Lower Decks.
It would indeed go something like that. And I would LOVE to have these guys make a video about it. Hell, I want the Predators vs SG-1, as well.
By the time the borg figure out what happened to this cube, Macgyver will have turned the entire damn thing into the flying city of Atlantis from Stargate. But with green lighting.
* claps *
It’d be funny if they accidentally crashed into the actual Atlantis under Asuran control (I think that’s what the Pegasus universe version of replicators were called?). In the aftermath of the crash he’d rescue an imprisoned General O’Neill and confuse the shit out of Carter and Daniel (Teal’c would be unfazed).
He'd turn those green lights red, just to match his knife.
...and that's when MacGyver destroyed his third Borg cube.
I fully expect him to dismantle a few of the Borg to assemble a ship to take him back home.
Kevin McCallister as an adult is MacGyver...
MacGyver is Kevin McCallister's guardian angel/patronus.
I was just thinking about that.
MacGyver is what would happen if Kevin McCallister tripled his IQ and decided to actually use everything in the world around him rather than just do booby traps
Can you imagine MacGyver taking Kevin on as an apprentice?
@@komikbookgeek The house is literally the Hypercube from Cube 2 after that...
There's nobody in there. And half the stasis pod is disassembled. Also there was supposed to be a regeneration chamber across the hall, and there isn't...
-the drone walks down the corridor- there is no Stasis chamber 1C in this cube. it should logically be next to section two, however it appears a portion of the cube has been detached and is currently manoeuvring in deep space next to us, and all drones therein are disconnected and seem to have forged a New Consciousness... This Puzzles us. Additionally the new Collective is calling itself the B team and want someone called Mr Tea back... This does not compute.
Wait until he finds some gum and a paperclip
Oh, going straight for the big guns are we?
Oh dear gods, NO! 😱
I respect the og reference!
Can we get an episode where Jigsaw accidentally kidnaps MacGyver?
Oooooooh, that's a good one! Let's make that happen people!!!
Nice. 😎
I love this idea way too much.
how about one where there was a temporal mishap and jigsaw ends up kidnapping Kevin McAllister and almost making himself cease to exist. going off of that whole theory that jigsaw is actually Kevin McCallister
Yeah, because WHAT would Mac have done to upset Jigsaw? NOTHING.
Levi as he accepts a $20 from John. "I told you it wouldn't work. Oh... Did you hear that Voldy tried to mess with Constantine AND Dresden?" John sighs and hands over a $50. "What's the over-under on the Borg/Cybermen again..?"
All I can say is that ACME betting pools have GOT to be ridonkulous.
@@PsionTR I'm sure they make a decent bit back from the retro active ACME day bonuses
Don’t forget MacGyvers alter ego Col. O’Neill, equally dangerous.
And Jack has plenty of experience fighting replicators - both in this universe and the Pegasus galaxy!
"You used to be MacGyver MacGadget MacGimmick now you're MacUseless. Stuck on a glacier with MacGuyver!"
Best outtake of all time.
I don't know about the new MacGyver, but the old Mac was very anti-gun. Maybe he could team up with O'Neil from Stargate SG-1. He has no problem with firearms.
O'Neil or O'Neill? 2 different guys, one has a better sense of humour.
Considering that the first episode of SG-1 Amanda did talk about the MacGuyver project.
They tried locking the new MacGyver in a room with nothing, magnetic locked.
He got out.
there have been some gun-like things that the old MacGyver has made. the thing is none of them were actually lethal. there was one point where he was buried under an avalanche and he used the sticks that you push off with to create a small gun that fired up a thing for them to find him from under the snow.
That sounds like a terrifying duo, not gonna lie
I love the assumption that you think giving McGyver an empty room and time would prevent him from using it to build a working Time Machine. With coffee maker extension.
Nice to see an episode about actually helping a villain. It can get boring laughing predators.
I supposed it goes without saying, never give MacGyver access to anything resembling a chemistry lab.
First episode "What next, going to make a bomb out of chewing gum?
"Why, do you have some?"
Lol I can only imagine the amount of hilarity that would come of the Borg with the macgyver upgrade, I can only think that they would off themselves even more hilarious ways
Honestly I was expecting a Kung Fu Panda twist.
Where John sending the drone gives MacGyver exactly what he needs to complete his fully functioning anti assimilation headset or something.
“What do you mean ‘there’s nobody in there’?”.
Dude, this is MacGyver you’re talking about.🤣🤣
And to this day, the Borg tell cautionary tales of entities in the dark who hunt them. The names of those nightmares? Angus, Kevin, Phinnias and Ferb. These are their litteral " Four shuttlecraft pilots of the Apocolypse".😂
Dear God, MacGyver with access to borg tech.
I think it’s best if you just write off the borg colony and delete any info they have on villain support
Poor mechanical bastards, never stood a chance
Welp, they're gonna have to knock him out, check everywhere he went, disable anything he did, then assimilate him.
Or let him go.
Or he’ll make an EMP Bomb made out of a trashcan, several metal coat hangers, and a can of WD-40.
@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter I mean, yes, why else dismantle everything he did while getting away, he's set it up by then.
welp now we know what happened to 2 of 6, MacGyver got to him and uploaded a virus into him and escaped.
No one in there? Huh, I was honestly expecting the missing 2 to be in there.
I can't wait to see where this goes 😂
You had my curiosity... but now you have my attention.
this wont end well....for the borg
Belly button lint. I fucking can't. 💀
lint is an excellent firestarter. and complex things can be undone best by simple methods.
a shared drive for the borg is a hilarious idea
If you're going to have them go against MacGyver . Got to have the predator or the Borg go against Michael Weston from burn notice
if they have Michael Weston go up against the predator then it would be really awesome if over the phone they actually heard some of his voice over that always the companies him in the show
That sounds like a catastophe to happen. May the borg rest in pieces
builds a paradise inside the cube .... and begins exploring the universe lol
This feels super accurate.
Now they just need Mac to join Kevin, Phenias, and Ferb
and .. A platypus?
@@ikinser821 of 7?
Perry the 1 of 7!!!
“At least tell me he didn’t take the three seashells!!!”
Existential Threats: MacGyver is not allowed to be assimilated. Please revisit the forbidden actions list. I put it out last year. Everyone on that list has been the cause of a Universal deletion at least once or they are a consultant. Notice the first three are Chuck Norris, Mr. Wick, and MacGyver... I don't know why I even bother. I hope your back ups are current.
Charles Bronson, Lee Van Cleef and The Great Stoneface would like a chat about ranking behind Chuck. Anyone here understand?
Great Stoneface? Do you mean his grace, Sir Samuel Vimes?
MacGyver is left, stranded in space with only a piece of wood, rope, a paperclip and a pineapple
You blink and MacGyver built a spacestation
and that is why deep space 9 is really beside a wormhole. MacGyver just didn't quite get the coordinates to get him back to Earth
@@robinjameson4261 slow clap
@@robinjameson4261 hopefully SG1 eventually finds him, because it’d be funny watching the level of confusion on all of their faces
@@RayneKalelKnight I'm pretty sure that MacGyver adaptive individual that he is would be the first one to adapt to it either that or shrug and basically say I'll deal with this later
The Borg were just asking for trouble with the man who could of used his hair to pick any lock the Borg throw at him or just move the wall panels off to use the tech inside them to build a weapon
Oh, I hate that line. "What do you mean nobody's in there?!" If I had a nickel for every damned spy or government agent I've had weasel out of containment... I'd have *none of your damn business* amount of nickels, because THAT would be self-incrimination and you can kiss my lawyer's rear end, pal!
Ok now we need a MacGuyver, Kevin McAllister, and Phineas and Ferb team up.
Wait,last i checked there were 2 versions of MacGyver.
"What do you mean the stasis room is _gone_ ? Did any of the other drones there see anything? They're frozen? Like in stasis?! Sir, I think MacGyver just stole the inside of his cell to make some kind of stasis gun. I dunno, do you _feel_ like you adapted to a stasis gun? All the drones who got shot by it are in stasis!!"
Macgyver vs Kevin Mcallister and Phineas and Ferb
Edit: please?
the three would just team up and end up making a Dyson swarm or something along those lines
I'll do you one better: Jigsaw vs MacGyver!
Doofensmirtz is the only villain Acme has canceled their support contract with.
Under the terms, "Are you even really a villain? You're constantly thwarted by a platypus. A friggin PLATYPUS!"
As soon as you said "head down" I immediately knew what was coming haha
They are screwed
OMFG, the borg collective with MacGyver's resourfulness and creativity would probably elevate them to the Q continuum
Hrm... Angus MacGyver, Kevin McCallister, and Senku Ishigami team up. Will the three of them be able to do anything interesting biotech wise out of all the Predator corpses that somehow accumulate around them?
You forgot to add Phineas and Ferb.
Nah nah, you do need some muscle on this team. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
@@TheLovelyMissBeans Fair point. Also, Buffy actually has experience going up against strange cyborgs, so that'd give a bit of partial expertise vs the borg too.
@@PsyKosh That whole team would just be well past the point of overkill, just Angus MacGyver and Kevin McCallister are bad enough. Kevin with Borg tech is one thing no one except Kevin wants and/or ever needs.
@@rehac001Overkill just means "but let's keep going and see what happens."
Most resourceful adult. Honestly I think MacGyver and McAllister would be an amazing team
We all know that MacGyver doesn't do guns
Lateral cranial impact enhancers are on the table though
Magnets, however, are on the table. And if you know anything about niodinium magnets and electric equipment, you know even a low strength one is terrifyingly horrible news. 😂
MacGyver is bad enough, but can you imagine the Borg trying to assimilate Chuck Norris. I'm sitting here giggling about how that would turn out.
Chuck Norris would assimilate the Borg
@@JesusFreak98🤣🤣🤣
Why do you think that there are no Borg in our current time-line. They messed with Chuck.
@@michaelmurdock4607and the reason why species 8472 was in a different dimension was because he snot rocketed too hard dang flimsy space time Continuum.
Can you do Gus Fring from Breaking Bad vs Stan Edgar from The Boys?
Same actor (comedy potential there), and you get armies of gangsters and meth heads vs Vought and their Supers.
Kinda hilarious that they're similar characters too. Both are basically sociopathic drug lords trying to keep their talented but unruly subordinates from messing everything up... and failing.
Borg collective: Uh oh
I saw that end coming long before the mention of dental hygiene equipment, they'd be lucky if all he made was a fully functional machine gun. Hell, he probably has a few grenades as well.😂😂😂😂
Jigsaw vs MacGyver!
Mc probably built himself an endothermic flame thrower from pieces of the stasis chamber.. Going to find a cube full of borg ice cubes .
Why can I only give this one like!!
The Professor could also be a great asset. Just don't let him near any bamboo or coconuts until he's assimilated.
"What do you mean there's nobody there?"
Oops! Lol!
This take on MacGyver is along the lines of Doctor Who when he says something like "don't threaten me or my friends. I'm the Doctor. We're in the largest library in the universe. Look me up.".
Reputation can be enough if you've proven yourself time and time again.
Should have removed the lint. There's a checklist for a reason.
We are the Borg. You will be...
Cube powers off with windows shutdown sound.
Macgyver closes laptop 💻 and takes captured shuttle out of the cube.
Passes Enterprise with crew scratching their heads in confusion.
MacGyver is most likely safe on a Borg Shuttle on his way back to Earth.
Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell would probably be the only one to give the Borg more trouble than MacGyver.
IT: JOHN. Macgyver was supposed to be on the DO NOT FECK WITH list like saitama and KEVIN. HES KEVINS GODFATHER! WHO DO YOU THINK SUPPORTED THE MUNCHKINS HABITS!?
i was waiting for the "theres nobody in there" or "there is no 1c" - doesnt help when they find out macguyver is a multiphasic being and is also jack o neil and has brought one of those robot spiders that eat tech because he knew it would be fun, also when they find out the guyver suit is the remains of the borg attempting to assimilate macguyver and the techspider getting involved at the same time
Wouldn't every drone know the exact same things as all the other drones, it being a hive mind and all?
Can, but the data have to be transfered...
It's implied Macgyver disabled the first drone bf it went trough the whole checklist.
Just wait till MacGyver and John Wick team up.
It was at that moment John knew that the Borg screwed up.
🤣
*Levi crackles in the background*
My guess was that 2 of 6 was in there. You set it up perfectly for a classic switcharoo escape lol
Assimilating MacGuyver is actually _very_ simple, and _very_ easy, and _very_ quickly, as long as you follow the following instructions _precisely._
Step 1: ensure that your Borg Cube dates sometime _after_ circa Stardate 50800 or so. You _must_ have access to assimilation nanotubules. If you do _not_ have every drone equipped with nanotubes, _do not engage._
Step 2: Surprise must be maintained. This should be relatively trivial as MacGuyver is generally confined to Earth of the 20th and maybe 21st century, and not connected to any government black operations or anything. You may have some trouble with the Temporal wonks from the future, but if you avoid that by slipping into an alternate reality, you should be fine.
Step 3: Transport MacGuyver to your Cube, and materialize him in a gravitational field that holds him at least 2m in the air, and 2m from any solid objects in any direction.
Step 4: Stun MacGuyver with a broad-spectrum stun blast. You should have access to this technology as stunning is common amongst most spacefaring species in Star Trek, and you've definitely assimilated Starfleet Phasers which have access to it.
Step 5: Have a Drone walk in and inject MacGuyver with assimilation nanoprobes whilst he's unconscious.
Step 6: Wait for DroneGuyver to wake up, verify connection to the Collective.
Step 7: Have DroneGuyver escorted in restraints to an Assimilation Chamber where he can be very definitely Assimilated.
If you follow these steps exactly, you should be good. Fail to follow them and the Cube is a write-off, you should just send it the self-destruct immediately.
What if MacGyver and Jack O'Neill where to team up? They would be a dangerous combination.
2 of 6 is in trouble
like he wouldn't Macguyver his way into being the borg king before they'd even finished assimilating him
Tell them good luck, hang up the phone, and remove that cube from the list, because it's gone.
*cackles maniacally*
That Cube's about to go through some things. Multiple redundancies are just dominoes for Mac.
Day whatever of asking for Borg vs Predator.
So the toothpaste and dental floss can be used to short out and rewire electrical systems, while the toothbrush can be used as a lever to pop off some loose, but structurally significant piece that can be used for a whole other mess of things.
... The cube is now a.., What?!
A washing machine !
ROFLMAO. Oh that's good.
I mean he'd build anything *other* than a machine gun. Probably a small scale nuclear device tho😂
Dude, nah. A few multi step oscillating capacitors, some copper wire, and a hollowed out phaser rifle shell he found in the scrap bin and you have an anti Borg weapon called an EMP cannon.
@@TheBottegaChannel I can see this and it's amazing
Now I want MacGyver vs Yautja. And maybe a whole MacGyver series. One mere mortal shouldn't be so freaking hard to catch and kill.
Now I wanna see Borg trying to assimilate a strand of Chuck Norris hair
Now I have to wonder how well they would do against another resourceful character like Miracle Man.
"You think I'm joking but I'm not...."
DOOMED. they're totally screwed.
Too much technological distinctiveness. He can make it faster than they can assimilate it!
So what’s the story of the borg? I need to know what they do/can do in their universe.
It's a Star Trek Next Gen villain. They're a technologically advanced race of cyborgs that goes around and assimilates anything that could make them more superior and destroys anything that is inferior, also assimilating people in the process, no matter the species.
the short of it they are a very adaptable group of cyborgs know for being a menace for well centuries, they were the BIG BAD in a sense in the star trek universe for a long time. Think space cyborg zombies that can be reversed long story short. The ships and individual drones are well known for being able to adapt to most forms of energy based weapons, with the ability to regenerate from damage, drones and ships.
@@B1ackWo1f13 Thanks!
@@SuperGamefreak18 Thanks!
@@B1ackWo1f13 They have terrible network security, though. Like, embarrassingly so. Have they never assimilated an IT security expert?
MacGyver is 1 of 1. He doesn't play well with others.
If MacGyver isnt in the Location that he is supposed to be, destroy the entire ship immediatly. He is like a Spider with racoon fingers. He could be anywhere and is very talented in building stuff.
Who would win Kevin Mccalister or MacGyver?
You think you're screwed now, just wait till the rest of SG-1 shows up...
Alternative ending:
“What do you mean Stasis Room 1C has been disassembled?”
huehuehuehue 😈
Ha! It would take MacGuyver to beat Boimler’s score.
Be fun if Borge captured MacGyver and Cornell O’Neal at same time
Belly Button Lint = fully functional machine gun? Wow, he IS good...
Angus is loose!
Dude, you need to do a follow up where like the board calls you and like they keep finding these little ways that he’s skirting around the ship like his remnants like I keep finding like a got like a belt and like a shoe string, and some bubblegum, and like you know, that little things that he would do like to be his next process out through the shipper whatever he was doing, but the board kept running the remnants right in each time they find remnants that would be a Story
The paperclip...