@@TheLastSane1 What's the difference? Really, how can anything be more holy than dirt when some supposed G.O.D. 'created' everything? I'll wait for your well thought out with reasonable explanations that have no contradictions whatsoever.
@@ATEC101 You do realize there is a word called desecrated right? You can make something no longer holy or hell just make it corrupt and fouled by desecrating it. There is a thing known as deconsecration its a ritual done to remove the sacred status or holy status of an item, place, or person.
@@ATEC101 Well, to be fair, dirt is pretty old. Think of it like a scratch and sniff. If it's around for long enough, the scent wears off, but the stronger the smell in the first place the longer it lasts. Also, I'm not going to address the way you tried to insult literally anyone with any shred of faith, beyond pointing out that it's needlessly combative and rude.
They could do reenactments of how experienced hunters deal with things nowadays. A wisend Dean Winchester type sees a small horde of zombies and ghouls shambling towards his front lawn in the early morning hours. So he casually walks outside while sipping his coffee, blesses the spigot, turns on the sprinklers, and then walks back inside. Smash cut to a necromancer angrily calling tech support to make his claim.
@@Skenja i loved every second of reading this. Grumpy esoteric heroes already done with their worldsaving are such a "parent in a family of seven" kinda vibe.
This was a rookie Vampire Hunter, Belmont is a multi-killer Veteran Vampire Hunter, it'd make more sense if it was Shaggy screwing up a plan here, for The Mystery Machine Gang
Man he needs to up his security around his cistern. You'd think he would know this having been around long enough to see "poisoned wells" first hand break sieges and destroy communities.
Normally he just manifest the castle near a natural spurce of water and have it adapt to the flow But since he began actually installing plumbing systems, he had to actualize his security systems, but since his castle end up recreating itself each time he dies, the castle doesnt take the new features still so its a slug each and every time
Yesssss!! I’ve always wanted someone to handle exposure to spooky supernatural things by noping out and 1. Finding a priest or rabbi. 2. Finding the nearest water tower/city reservoir/etc. 3. Get the priest/rabbi to bless that water source. The monsters might still live in your area, but they’ll smell worse, melt in the neighbor’s lawn sprinklers, get burned by eating people who drink and bathe in holy tap water, and most likely move away.
Only worldbuilding issue I see with that is "Why not make all water holy then?" Like by a relic dropping in the ocean. Easy worldbuilding solution: The evil gods live in the depths, ergo why monsters come from there.
@Cassandra Belyeu No my point with that is the Dark God's produce the Unholy Priests, which undo blessings. since they're based in the oceans , the oceans can't become holy water.
@@clayxros576 It's also a volume thing. The oceans hold a *lot* of water, so you'd need a few *tons* of relics to cover all of it. Plus, in most traditions that I know of, holy water also has to be a certain level of physical purity. Most water straight from a freshwater lake wouldn't fit the bill with all the dissolved poop and plant matter in it, so *ocean* water definitely wouldn't qualify. Honestly, Dracula could probably just desecrate the cistern and have it back to normal, John's probably being overly cautious because he doesn't want to risk losing one of the ACME's oldest accounts.
And here I was thinking Dracula would have survived a shower and complained it stung like hell. I was also almost convinced they would get the Mario Bros since the one time those two actually did their actual job as plumbers ended up helping the villain on accident.
I am so glad that I found your historical documents! That you are kindly sharing your cctv/audo with us is a blessing(cursing). Keep up the good (evil) work!
@@briantanner1068 I'd love to see a video where the villain and hero both call in. One to John, the other to Levi and watch as they realize they are talking about the same fight.
This wouldn't have been a problem for Hellsing Dracula (aka Alucard) especially abridged. Or the sass would have been hilarious. I imagine this as Castlevania Dracula.
I need to see Hellsing Abridged so much. I never really saw any of it (nor the source), but I hear amazing things. The only real Abridged series I've seen is Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged (and not all of it)
Bit of a logical problem there.... Holy relic touches cistern. Cistern then turns into a holy relic. But since the Cistern is a holy relic, doesn't that mean that what it's touching now becomes another holy relic? So now the earth around the cistern is holy. And it spreads. So the castle is now on holy ground. And the castle itself is a holy relic. And poof, no more vampires.....
Levi- The idea is canon, that's the funny part. It's assumed the power weakens over time and once it touches the ground neutralizes it. Think of lightning. Water conducts it because it's more "pure"
Well in Catholicism (I'll spare as much as I can) Holy relics only somewhat work like this. There's degrees of removal. Holy water works to bless things, but those blessed objects aren't all as "holy" as holy water. think of it like diminishing returns.
The thing is that it requires proper running bodies of water like rivers and oceans. A shower is like walking in the rain. they seem to do fine in that most of the time.
1:35 - 1:40 Me: having bloodborne flashbacks and slight ptsd of the first 2 werewolf, my first time playing an souls like game and it checks if you can play such games... And I didnt know you could parry by shooting when they attack till the end of the first half of the game.
All of this was phenomenal, from the loophole way of killing a vampire, to the acknowledgment of Carmilla being one of the only other vampires besides Dracula who’s actually interesting or bad ass, to all the little babal and mundane logistics applied to a fantastical setting that makes this channel so golden. Thank you for all the work you do
Oh, wow! Holy relics are legit OP in this world! Have a tiny blessed relic in a cloth face mask and voila, Dracula has COVID as soon as you sneeze on him!
3rd generation Plumber, with 18 years in the trade. This is what it be like working for rich folk And or Commercial, Industrial people with money are cursed to endur the burden of "Having Options" Plumbing at the stage of Set Out is when we came back and install the sinks and toilets, everything's operational This is when these people present to me what they found online and would like to use. An 80 year cast iron corner flush sink... My first question was, Where's the rest of it?.? I've had to load tools, parts onto the boat. They take us to the boat dock of thier cabin house on soms small island
This "holy relic" situation is like a contagious zombie virus.. it turns everything it touches into more holy relic.. I'm amazed the whole planet isn't a holy relic by now
In this case Dracula could just go to a hotel or better yet find a house get rid of the family like Voldemort does when he needs a space and stay there until the castle is fixed.
Of all of the vampire lore I liked those in the British TV show Ultraviolet best. In their quasi-scientific explanation of Code 5's (V, get it?) they were invisible i mirrors, video tapes, film, and electronic audio---to include tapes and phones.
I thought of a series based on the premise of a criminal being unapproachable ( tank); so you have to get evidence from sources like his dry cleaners, prescriptions, and streaming services. also metal gear villains when?
I think you would just keep getting referred back to the other line... also, I don't think the O5 Council would appreciate you contacting outside agencies so that might add another thing to the list of things you aren't allowed to do.
Wait a minute isn't running water one of the things used to kill vampires in the first place so why would Dracula have a shower if running water is one of the things that can perma kill a vampire
Running water doesn't kill vampires. They just can't cross sources of flowing water, like rivers or streams, because of the purity of such water was considered holy in European folklore, and thus was able to repel unholy beings. But modern media seems to make the distinction between "pure" water that repels, and "holy" water that kills.
Doesn't kill them as far as I know, just that they can't cross running water by their own power.. (at least if we are talking the standard type of European vampire which Dracula is a member of..)
Ok, so if I were thinking of trying this, I should get the priest to bless something REALLY heavy and unwieldy, so some random village chikd can't remove it from the cistern on Dracula's behalf? I mean, Acme Villian support could probably rent some heavy construction crane with a trained operator, but it might add enough time and cost that tearing down the castle and/or moving away is the better option, right?
Can Samara extend her curse? Drop a picture of her in the cistern temporarily till a true curse comes in. Make it water soluble so Samara doesn't get trapped in there
They did that in the Constantine movie. Blessed the tank feeding into the sprinkler system with a holy relic, then set off the fire alarm.
Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
They also used an actual ancient holy relic not just a random bit of metal blessed by a priest.
@@TheLastSane1 What's the difference? Really, how can anything be more holy than dirt when some supposed G.O.D. 'created' everything? I'll wait for your well thought out with reasonable explanations that have no contradictions whatsoever.
@@ATEC101 You do realize there is a word called desecrated right? You can make something no longer holy or hell just make it corrupt and fouled by desecrating it. There is a thing known as deconsecration its a ritual done to remove the sacred status or holy status of an item, place, or person.
@@ATEC101 Well, to be fair, dirt is pretty old. Think of it like a scratch and sniff. If it's around for long enough, the scent wears off, but the stronger the smell in the first place the longer it lasts. Also, I'm not going to address the way you tried to insult literally anyone with any shred of faith, beyond pointing out that it's needlessly combative and rude.
This is why you only hear about vampires in Europe and America. It turns out, Toto blessed the rain down in Africa.
thank you for such a wonderful laugh.
Absolute genius. 😁
Dorothy, it's 2024...Do you know where your dog is?
I desperately want to see a full-length TV series that is nothing but these calls to villains tech support / insurance claims.
They could do reenactments of how experienced hunters deal with things nowadays. A wisend Dean Winchester type sees a small horde of zombies and ghouls shambling towards his front lawn in the early morning hours. So he casually walks outside while sipping his coffee, blesses the spigot, turns on the sprinklers, and then walks back inside. Smash cut to a necromancer angrily calling tech support to make his claim.
@@Skenja i loved every second of reading this.
Grumpy esoteric heroes already done with their worldsaving are such a "parent in a family of seven" kinda vibe.
There is a show that is about an insurance agency in a superhero world called Powerless but it looks like it lasted one season.
Does feel like a Belmont plan. Surprised Drac doesn't have unholy priests on the books
I won't even be surprised if Dracula could be considered an unholy priest himself
Well technically, he has a company with unholy priests on the books.
We just watched the call to that company.
@@matthewrobinson6091 he did, it was Carmilla
This was a rookie Vampire Hunter, Belmont is a multi-killer Veteran Vampire Hunter, it'd make more sense if it was Shaggy screwing up a plan here, for The Mystery Machine Gang
Sounds like a Winchester solution honestly
Man he needs to up his security around his cistern. You'd think he would know this having been around long enough to see "poisoned wells" first hand break sieges and destroy communities.
Normally he just manifest the castle near a natural spurce of water and have it adapt to the flow
But since he began actually installing plumbing systems, he had to actualize his security systems, but since his castle end up recreating itself each time he dies, the castle doesnt take the new features still so its a slug each and every time
That's just the wowest of ways to deal with a vampire, though I do feel sorry for Drake.
I feel like this would be a D&D party solution to dealing with vampires
Someone's getting a raise or a stake through the heart.
Why not both?
How about some others raised into the air by a steak through the heart
Eh, too much work. A stake is way more efficient than a steak. ;)
I did not realize how amazing this would be.
😊😊😊😊
Yesssss!! I’ve always wanted someone to handle exposure to spooky supernatural things by noping out and 1. Finding a priest or rabbi. 2. Finding the nearest water tower/city reservoir/etc. 3. Get the priest/rabbi to bless that water source.
The monsters might still live in your area, but they’ll smell worse, melt in the neighbor’s lawn sprinklers, get burned by eating people who drink and bathe in holy tap water, and most likely move away.
Only worldbuilding issue I see with that is "Why not make all water holy then?" Like by a relic dropping in the ocean.
Easy worldbuilding solution: The evil gods live in the depths, ergo why monsters come from there.
@@clayxros576 Then, drop holy relics on the dark gods every time they make you mad?
@Cassandra Belyeu
No my point with that is the Dark God's produce the Unholy Priests, which undo blessings. since they're based in the oceans , the oceans can't become holy water.
@@clayxros576 It's also a volume thing. The oceans hold a *lot* of water, so you'd need a few *tons* of relics to cover all of it. Plus, in most traditions that I know of, holy water also has to be a certain level of physical purity. Most water straight from a freshwater lake wouldn't fit the bill with all the dissolved poop and plant matter in it, so *ocean* water definitely wouldn't qualify. Honestly, Dracula could probably just desecrate the cistern and have it back to normal, John's probably being overly cautious because he doesn't want to risk losing one of the ACME's oldest accounts.
…I want a Gatling crossbow
Also does John’s kid know his father works for villain support?
It probably earns him bragging rights. Who's going to pick on the kid of a guy who works for ensuring villain plans go off without a hitch?
@@Asertix357 that’s true.
Straight out of Van Helsing.
@@Asertix357 I mean take it a step further how many dream eaters and nightmare creatures are in fiction
And here I was thinking Dracula would have survived a shower and complained it stung like hell. I was also almost convinced they would get the Mario Bros since the one time those two actually did their actual job as plumbers ended up helping the villain on accident.
they do frequently work with boobie trapped castles and haunted mansions. As well as undead things generally.
I'm picturing the same company providing BOTH supports, giving advice to one client, that will cause the OTHER client to require MORE services.
They share a room...and an IT department. :-)
I am so glad that I found your historical documents! That you are kindly sharing your cctv/audo with us is a blessing(cursing). Keep up the good (evil) work!
The true villains are the Acme guys. CLEARLY playing both sides!
Absolutely the best way to turn a profit in any war is to supply both sides at the same time.
@@briantanner1068 I'd love to see a video where the villain and hero both call in. One to John, the other to Levi and watch as they realize they are talking about the same fight.
that would be funny, especially if John and Levi coordinate and make them do stupid things for 🍿🍿
It's called diversifying your portfolio.
This wouldn't have been a problem for Hellsing Dracula (aka Alucard) especially abridged. Or the sass would have been hilarious. I imagine this as Castlevania Dracula.
I need to see Hellsing Abridged so much. I never really saw any of it (nor the source), but I hear amazing things. The only real Abridged series I've seen is Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged (and not all of it)
@@jimwormmaster if this helps Hellsing abridged can be found in Team Four Stars channel.
Bit of a logical problem there....
Holy relic touches cistern. Cistern then turns into a holy relic.
But since the Cistern is a holy relic, doesn't that mean that what it's touching now becomes another holy relic?
So now the earth around the cistern is holy. And it spreads. So the castle is now on holy ground. And the castle itself is a holy relic. And poof, no more vampires.....
Levi- The idea is canon, that's the funny part. It's assumed the power weakens over time and once it touches the ground neutralizes it. Think of lightning. Water conducts it because it's more "pure"
Well in Catholicism (I'll spare as much as I can) Holy relics only somewhat work like this. There's degrees of removal. Holy water works to bless things, but those blessed objects aren't all as "holy" as holy water. think of it like diminishing returns.
Better get that holly water 💦 out of the castle sooner rather than later 🧛🏻♀️
Wouldn't taking a shower count as running water? A good vampire would never
The thing is that it requires proper running bodies of water like rivers and oceans. A shower is like walking in the rain. they seem to do fine in that most of the time.
1:35 - 1:40
Me: having bloodborne flashbacks and slight ptsd of the first 2 werewolf, my first time playing an souls like game and it checks if you can play such games... And I didnt know you could parry by shooting when they attack till the end of the first half of the game.
Next day shipping on a Death Star but 3-4 business days for a demonic priestess...
She's very busy.
I was expecting to hear that Mario jump punched him in the gooey bits while he was droppin a big deucy deuce
Idk. I hear plumbing i think mario
Now this was clever, well thought out, and genuinely interesting. More please!
I want to have a follow up on this.
All of this was phenomenal, from the loophole way of killing a vampire, to the acknowledgment of Carmilla being one of the only other vampires besides Dracula who’s actually interesting or bad ass, to all the little babal and mundane logistics applied to a fantastical setting that makes this channel so golden. Thank you for all the work you do
You would think that Dracula would be prepared for such a plan, or such a situation.
Oh, wow! Holy relics are legit OP in this world!
Have a tiny blessed relic in a cloth face mask and voila, Dracula has COVID as soon as you sneeze on him!
3rd generation Plumber, with 18 years in the trade.
This is what it be like working for rich folk
And or
Commercial, Industrial
people with money are cursed to endur the burden of
"Having Options"
Plumbing at the stage of Set Out is when we came back and install the sinks and toilets, everything's operational
This is when these people present to me what they found online and would like to use.
An 80 year cast iron corner flush sink...
My first question was,
Where's the rest of it?.?
I've had to load tools, parts onto the boat.
They take us to the boat dock of thier cabin house on soms small island
Just found your videos today and I love all of it, lol. Would love to see your take on predators vs spawn. Thanks for the great content.
Supersoaker with holy water is my preferred weapon against vampires
Carmella lol, that's a classic name you almost never hear.
Lmao I'd like to see the conversation between Levi and John about this now...
Thank you for making me smile at the end of the day. You are original and hilarious.
ACME "A Company manufacturing Everything" has a pretty good support line
Oh my gosh, this one's hilarious!! Might be my new fav.
These just keep getting better evert time. Makes me wonder what of my favorite heroes will pop up in these.
This "holy relic" situation is like a contagious zombie virus.. it turns everything it touches into more holy relic.. I'm amazed the whole planet isn't a holy relic by now
Maybe it only works for water and anything made of metal
Y'all definitely got to do some more vac Dracula videos and don't forget about the werewolves you can do at least 5 or 10 skits on those
In this case Dracula could just go to a hotel or better yet find a house get rid of the family like Voldemort does when he needs a space and stay there until the castle is fixed.
:laughs: Oh, *nice*! Someone looked up how third degree relics work!
Man’s playing outta John Winchester’s playbook
noooo i was starting to get invested and then it ended
Alternate title- When the PCs screw with Strahd.
that is actually really smart!
good news hunter wont come to hunt him for a few days lol.
It feels like these two support guys create work for each other lol.
Of all of the vampire lore I liked those in the British TV show Ultraviolet best.
In their quasi-scientific explanation of Code 5's (V, get it?) they were invisible i mirrors, video tapes, film, and electronic audio---to include tapes and phones.
He could check in a hotel, the type seedy or glamor can be his choice to get a shower and a few meals?
You guys are hysterical!
Not Carmella who predates Dracula… she was my favorite
That was so much better than the TikTok version!
Drac needs to invest in some moist towelettes.
Just in case.
This is how Acme makes tons of money 💰 🤑
That and repeat business from the Coyote.
Make one about Ainz (big scary anime skelleton mage) please
He was mentioned in a ghost rider video
@@jeremysorejian i know, that was what brought me here
the best thing on youtube !!!
My one regret is that it wasn't the Carmilla from Castlevania who got melted
It probably was
I've always said that's how they should take care of the problem in Sunnydale. Though I'm not sure that's how holy relics work, like at all.
If Dracula is so annoyed about vampire body odor, why doesn't he just cut off his own nose?
Because that isn't the problem xD
@@ul8532I was being sarcastic.
@@icerayacademy6497 my bad man, nowadays it's a lil bit difficult to discern with all the uppity peepos out there 😅.
Quick fix for the holy water problem. And it's Hot dog water. It's basically the opposite of holy water.
Oh no, not Carmilla!
I thought of a series based on the premise of a criminal being unapproachable ( tank); so you have to get evidence from sources like his dry cleaners, prescriptions, and streaming services.
also metal gear villains when?
I wonder which hotline I should call?
Decisions 🤷🏻♀️
I think you would just keep getting referred back to the other line... also, I don't think the O5 Council would appreciate you contacting outside agencies so that might add another thing to the list of things you aren't allowed to do.
@@largo778 eh I think their probably used as a subcontracted researchers
you could relocate them to the comfort inn in the meantime.
Wait a minute isn't running water one of the things used to kill vampires in the first place so why would Dracula have a shower if running water is one of the things that can perma kill a vampire
More like a river than a shower.
Running water doesn't kill vampires. They just can't cross sources of flowing water, like rivers or streams, because of the purity of such water was considered holy in European folklore, and thus was able to repel unholy beings. But modern media seems to make the distinction between "pure" water that repels, and "holy" water that kills.
Force of nature vs artificial redirecting via pipelines. I Think that's the major difference.
Doesn't kill them as far as I know, just that they can't cross running water by their own power.. (at least if we are talking the standard type of European vampire which Dracula is a member of..)
I think your getting "Submerged in water" mixed up with the can't cross running water. And thats almost more a DnD thing now adays
Ok, so if I were thinking of trying this, I should get the priest to bless something REALLY heavy and unwieldy, so some random village chikd can't remove it from the cistern on Dracula's behalf?
I mean, Acme Villian support could probably rent some heavy construction crane with a trained operator, but it might add enough time and cost that tearing down the castle and/or moving away is the better option, right?
Demolish dracula's castle
Call the Belmont
This is why there are no vampires in the Sahara.
I mean toto blessed Africa so why they would go there? XD
L-O-effing-L!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love your videos, keep them coming
Can Samara extend her curse? Drop a picture of her in the cistern temporarily till a true curse comes in. Make it water soluble so Samara doesn't get trapped in there
Keep Up The Good Work!!👍
Love these vids.
🧡
Beautiful. I love it. 🤣
Not cursed, deconsecrated or just desecrated
Job security
Wouldn't showers already count as running water though?
I feel like vampires could soak in a bathtub, but a shower would paralyze them.
So... did the vampire hunter get got? Too bad it didn't go as planned, that was a good idea. lol
Great as always
Don't know carmila always comes back to life
I kinda feel sorry for Vlad now...
play both sides? :) he can go to the lake....
How much is John cursing Levi now?
He wasn’t talking to Trevor was he?
😂😂😂
Did this get resolved