No, "vulva", which is what people mean when they say "vagina". Vagina is internal; vulva is external. We need better anatomy and sex ed lessons.@abingleyboy
Gotta love Selina waiting for Frankenfuckweasel's input midway through her insult. Like, she waited for a 'yes maam' before going in for the kill. Inspiring.
If you love Veep, then watch the British TV version which was made by the same team before they made Veep. Its called The Thick Of It and Malcolm Tucker is the king of sweary insults. Also, the movie version- In The Loop is good, lots of original Veep characters are in it. Happy You-Tubing!
I died at these ones: You're as slow as a white detective investigating a murder of a black man in Mississippi." and Amy in the hospital to her sister, "You've had three kids with two different guys so maybe your last words should have been No."
"Do you see this? Do you see this right here? You know what this is? This is me, playing 'Fuck You', in the world's biggest cello!" Now I know how to make a point about someone's opinion...
the democrats lost congress during the midterms so furlong isnt head of the congressional oversight committee anymore and hes the only one who really gives a fuck what dan did
“You are the world’s largest single-celled organism” always kills me
But you still couldn't be bothered to spell it right.
"You take your eyebrows, and you get out"
DEAD.
It's HYSTERICAL
Deaaaaad😂
it's giving congressman no-JAW fr 😭😭
"I don't know what those words mean, Mike, are you in the middle of some sort of aneurysm?" OMGGGGG
MRVEGAS 😂. Love that
I learned how to cuss better by watch this show lol 😂
Lol same, especially Roger furlong
Hahaha
I need friends like you 😂
"I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man." Roger Furlong and Will give me so much life.
"set fire to my vulva" ruins me EVERY time
Oh I thought she said Volvo, I wondered why the veep or president of the US would be driving a Volvo 😂😂
No, "vulva", which is what people mean when they say "vagina". Vagina is internal; vulva is external. We need better anatomy and sex ed lessons.@abingleyboy
"You fucken four-eyed failure"
"You're the world's biggest single-celled organism"
lololololol
1:45 Missed the best part, Amy saying "I wouldn't presume they took turns"
"Okay, well, let's see...I'd rather set fire to my vulva, so...that's a no!"
Federico Alonso 😂!! Fucking greatness
“Divorce your head from your fucking neck” is still a firm favourite 😂
"I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective, discovering a case of a murdered black man" LMFAO!! damn that's racist and accurate
Thanos The Mad Titan that's just racist.
+Mick thompson tell that to the case resolution rate for Mississippi detectives and black youth, lmao.
that's not racist, just accurate (commenting on racism isn't racist in itself)
But once the detective finds out that the black man was murdered by a black man, he would have to incarcerate the black man, and that would be racist.
Ra's Al-Xander my mum was laughing and choking the words “You can’t say that!”
I need a situation to use “Three Fucks and you’re out.”
"ok dan, because with your face when you attempt to be charming, it really does come off as...as evil" lmaoooooo
"You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." Fuckin killed me. Lmao.
"Yeah what's up you fuckin lorax"
+emilee meagher underrated
"Yeah! What's up you fucking Lorax!" 😂😂😂😭😭😂 I'm done. Greatest insult ever...
Gotta love Selina waiting for Frankenfuckweasel's input midway through her insult. Like, she waited for a 'yes maam' before going in for the kill. Inspiring.
The writing, and Julia's delivery, is NUCLEAR !!!!! I LOVE HER !!!!!
If you love Veep, then watch the British TV version which was made by the same team before they made Veep. Its called The Thick Of It and Malcolm Tucker is the king of sweary insults. Also, the movie version- In The Loop is good, lots of original Veep characters are in it. Happy You-Tubing!
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Tucker has an aggressive energy that becomes off-putting soon. It sure feels more real.
I've only got to see scenes from The Thick of It, it's not available anywhere
@@FloraWest Thanks!!
@@alial-timimy7917 Sure! It's more low-key, being British but stick with it. Really great stuff. Enjoy!
“How bout I divorce your head from your f***ing neck?!?!”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really want a Vol 3 for these insults. Amy's Paddington Bear insult to Richard Splett is so funny.
you dont insult sue tho
4:37
Nah you can
Best Friends and b
You mean Garfunkel's roadie?
mia lohan
I agree. Why would the writers do that?
Oh my god in hindsight Jonah making that joke about Mike getting molested by his math teacher is all the more sweeter.
Also in farther hindsight, him asking why he hates numbers so much
"You take your eyebrows..."
I don’t realize how much I miss Sue until I rewatch stuff from the seasons before she left
You take your eyebrows and u geeeet out
"Is that a racist joke?"
"Yeah"
Jonah reaction to Dan getting chewed out by Roger is priceless.
Mouth open!
hands down! best fucking show on air!
1:27 died laughing 😂😂😂😂
Ending on my favorite one. Good video!
"Three fucks, you're out." 😂
We seriously need a Vol. 3 soon !
“I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man” 😂😂😂😂😂 ohhh noooo
"Well, it's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there until you were fifteen." Oh, Sufe.
1:40 probably my favorite Veep insult
Ed is the only character to ever insult Sue 😂
2:23 nice American Beauty reference
I heard that movie is the BEST Kenny the BEST
There's no such thing.
God I love Julia Dreyfus this is so funny 🤣 I can't stop laughing
At 3:56 these insults became 3rd degree burns
"like your mother it's been loved and paid for by a couple of guys", 😂 mike is my second-fav character!
"condom filled with fire ants"
1:02 is that dinesh from silicon valley?
Yep, we have Dinesh AND Jared
Yes,with less hair product.
1:40-1:48 so she got an invite to a Trump rally?
Lmao
They skipped the line right after that, “they probably didn’t take turns” 🤣
This is like trying to explain Supertramp to a Komodo dragon
PLEASE make a volume 3; i love these so much
I so fucking love this show!
Roger's language is so filthy, like I feel like I need to wash my mouth when he speaks lol.
“Take your eyebrows and get outttttt”
these people.are vicious lmao
4:13 best insult ever
that sex and travel joke though! 😂
I'm so glad they add Ben and Kent in second season.
I've not watched all of 7 yet, but so far my personal favourite is "Supercalafragilisticexpialidickcheese".
So many good ones....you fucking Lorax! :)
Any chance vol 3 is on the way? Love your work
I died at these ones:
You're as slow as a white detective investigating a murder of a black man in Mississippi."
and
Amy in the hospital to her sister, "You've had three kids with two different guys so maybe your last words should have been No."
God I love this show so much
Ben sitting in the closet to relax was so funny!
I miss this show soooooo much!
4:33 is that Asian Jim from the Office?
Where's volume 3?
Somehow I ended up here but have never seen the show…does everybody hate each other??
Kinda yeah. I HIGHLY recommend it. It’s my favorite show ever.
May I know why the president got impeachment in episode 9？
what is this? why have I never known? I love it!
Best insult: Take your eyebrows and get out!
Garfunkels roadie. LOL, I need to watch this show.
U take your eyebrows and u get out lmao
The Art of Comeback - 101 😎
I *love* the Metaphors: "You do not get the complexity, Mr. Trump, Your are the world's biggest single cell organism.".
hahaha! What????
2:36 I will definitely be using this one in the future :-P
“Own the situation” Selina aka my mood: “own this🖕” lmao!!
That VIP is reasonably funny.
Without a doubt the best insults in history were said on that show
SEASON 6 IN JUST 2 DAYS 🙌🙌🙌
Calling Mike a Lorax destroyed me
Makes you wish your politicians really WERE this clever, doesn't it?
Wow. This is funnier than season one. But it needs more viciousness.
That bigfoot joke fuckin killed me
Next time instead of watching the video I should just read the comments, since you guys transcribed them all.
The last one is the best😂😂
I need to watch this show
This show close captions how I feel talking to people.
Literally the reason i watch this show😄
Armando Iannucci's Veep was the shit.
"Do you see this? Do you see this right here? You know what this is? This is me, playing 'Fuck You', in the world's biggest cello!"
Now I know how to make a point about someone's opinion...
Wholesome, family entertainment.
Where’s the croissant insult?! Lol
make a third volume!
i SECOND THAT!!!
“You’re the world’s biggest single cell organism.”
Why do I have the feeling writing these lines came effortlessly.
yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this suff !!
- Hey, what do you move like?
- I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man, sir
Ps: I died :)
Alomair
Oh you work at the white house can I blow You? Lost it with that one! The one that LMAO
Take your eyebrows and move out 😂
4:45 I'm using this
“You like to have sex And you like to travel?”
Why do they call Jonah Jonad? I think I've missed that part of the series
Javidan Amiraliyev "gonad" is a word for a testicle and "Jonah" is his name.
Gay for the stay 😆. I still don't get how Dan weaseled his way out of jail.
the democrats lost congress during the midterms so furlong isnt head of the congressional oversight committee anymore and hes the only one who really gives a fuck what dan did
"I have no soul!! :D" (Dan Egan, 2013)
3:34 😂😂😂
This show is by far the best politically incorrect show ever!!! 😂