ALL THE BEST VEEP INSULTS VOL I SEASONS 1-4

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2023
  • Collection of veep insults vol 1

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  • @aaronkiefer6208
    @aaronkiefer6208 Місяць тому +55

    Julia's delivery of "Croissant" in that accent was genius

  • @lordathenion
    @lordathenion 5 місяців тому +300

    "Selina Mehh" is such a simple yet sharp insult 😂

    • @kashura38
      @kashura38 5 місяців тому +1

      kills me

    • @Saybleu
      @Saybleu 3 місяці тому +4

      Voldamyer 😂

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 6 місяців тому +298

    "do you enjoy sex? do you like to travel? then f**k off."
    I loved this show and missed that? how?

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner 4 місяці тому

      How could u miss all the gifs of it all over the internet is what I don’t understand 😂

  • @ReganKelly
    @ReganKelly 4 місяці тому +120

    "You're like an early draft of a man"

  • @danistubbs
    @danistubbs 6 місяців тому +199

    "you let that unstable piece of human scaffolding into your house?" gets me every time

  • @M24071
    @M24071 6 місяців тому +245

    all the insults towards Jonah are savage and hilarious

  • @hey7068
    @hey7068 2 місяці тому +49

    "Jonah with money. It's like if Hitler could fly." I YELLED

  • @captainlou9677
    @captainlou9677 6 місяців тому +110

    I used to think this show was embellishing stories of actual political figures. I now know it's a documentary.

  • @thedavidj1996
    @thedavidj1996 3 місяці тому +75

    “It’s bigger than your mom‘s womb and you were in there till you were 15”
    So fuckin good 😂😂

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter Місяць тому +1

      Bless Sue. I had to pause because I laughed so hard.

  • @lilb0yb1ue
    @lilb0yb1ue 6 місяців тому +318

    "You're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah." So good!

  • @blurdreamer
    @blurdreamer 6 місяців тому +687

    its like these character used up all their brain intelligence to invent creative insult instead of politic strategy...

    • @user-ly9pn2fx4z
      @user-ly9pn2fx4z 6 місяців тому +83

      If you look at modern american politics, its pretty much same thing . Only difference is that the insults in veep are WAY better.

    • @jcody7936
      @jcody7936 6 місяців тому +6

      Kinda like some real presidents

    • @user-kj9oz7lb8s
      @user-kj9oz7lb8s 6 місяців тому +16

      "Brain intelligence"?

    • @indanekwaffles7074
      @indanekwaffles7074 5 місяців тому

      @@user-kj9oz7lb8s Thank you for saying it.

    • @ianchu8232
      @ianchu8232 2 місяці тому

      @@user-kj9oz7lb8s Yup. There's ass intelligence too. Just so you know.

  • @eringallagher6408
    @eringallagher6408 4 місяці тому +32

    "I don't have time to ignore you" is one of my favorite lines ever

  • @TheSnappyNappyDugout
    @TheSnappyNappyDugout 6 місяців тому +90

    the cloud botherer is hilarious lol.

  • @leicadisto
    @leicadisto 6 місяців тому +130

    My favorite is “dont give me that quaker in a titty bar look, seriously, dont” 😂😂 now im curious what got dropped in that writers room

    • @davidrissman9553
      @davidrissman9553 4 місяці тому +2

      I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

  • @thiagomarques7114
    @thiagomarques7114 5 місяців тому +60

    "like your mother, it has been loved and taken care of by some other guys"

  • @atomicflounder5435
    @atomicflounder5435 5 місяців тому +60

    “They called you goofy smile” kills me every time

    • @andrev5992
      @andrev5992 6 днів тому +2

      And her losing her smile is killer.

  • @weirdshibainu
    @weirdshibainu 5 місяців тому +45

    Amy's meltdown was freaking epic.

  • @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI
    @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI 3 місяці тому +28

    I remember laughing my ass off when Dan calls Jonas car a "Fucking Minecraft piece of shit"

  • @johnpcomposer
    @johnpcomposer 5 місяців тому +60

    The only flaw in this show is that the insults were so rapid fire it was hard to hear them all....Hard to stop laughing...

  • @intermission1864
    @intermission1864 6 місяців тому +57

    "Gay Irish Fireman!"

  • @RadiantSilverlighter
    @RadiantSilverlighter 2 місяці тому +24

    “Don’t you patronize me with your no-jaw!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot Місяць тому +2

      That’s my all time favorite along with I know how to give a mother Fking speech, lol 😂 I’m editing so the YT police won’t get mad.

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 4 місяці тому +25

    “Skyscraper shit has arrived.”
    That is dark 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 3 місяці тому +12

    The writers of the insults in this show deserve a spot in heaven

  • @KeenyKeenz
    @KeenyKeenz 2 місяці тому +10

    "Unstable piece of human scaffolding." 😂

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 3 місяці тому +13

    There was no way the cast handled these scripts with bare hands without getting paper cuts

  • @classiclife7204
    @classiclife7204 3 місяці тому +11

    It's like West Wing but as written by the music teacher from Whiplash

  • @fabmissb
    @fabmissb Місяць тому +5

    “You gay Irish fireman” is my most favorite.

  • @marianaassis5174
    @marianaassis5174 3 місяці тому +11

    "Well, it's bigger than your mother's womb and you were there till you were fifteen"

  • @CharlieSheensTigerBlood
    @CharlieSheensTigerBlood Місяць тому +6

    "How come you only type with two fingers!? You're not a sloth!"

  • @danwallach8826
    @danwallach8826 6 місяців тому +56

    It's nice to see Dr. House clean-shaven and in a nice suit.

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 6 місяців тому +5

      And calling someone a nazi doctor.

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 6 місяців тому +3

      He's a stand-in for Peter Capaldi. _In the Thick of It_ took 10 years off Capaldi's life from the stress of playing Malcolm Tucker.

    • @geotard
      @geotard 5 місяців тому +4

      And still acerbic as ever.
      Didn't mention Lupus once.

  • @tungstudforu
    @tungstudforu 5 місяців тому +16

    Will is actually played by George Santos!

  • @carbonn5998
    @carbonn5998 2 місяці тому +7

    world’s largest single celled organism 😭

  • @LKre-vi5oq
    @LKre-vi5oq 12 днів тому +1

    To this day this is one of the funniest and best shows I have ever seen. Miss the heck out of it.

  • @Apollostowel
    @Apollostowel 5 місяців тому +11

    You can really see the relation of The Thick of It to Veep to Succession.

  • @stlmo0980
    @stlmo0980 6 місяців тому +77

    “I gotta take a giant wiz”
    “It’s like if dogs could talk”
    Absolutely killed me

    • @elliotanderson3760
      @elliotanderson3760  6 місяців тому +1

      I regularly use the "if dogs could talk" on my nephews/friends lol

  • @celebrityrog
    @celebrityrog Місяць тому +2

    These aren't insults, these are aural pieces of art, shards of sharp words that cut like no other can. They are the most beautiful things I have ever heard.

  • @AEM479
    @AEM479 6 місяців тому +13

    ❤ Thank You for posting this.

  • @shatterjack
    @shatterjack 6 місяців тому +8

    It’s been reuploaded! The best mix! Thank you!

  • @MattBHerz7
    @MattBHerz7 5 місяців тому +5

    Thank you for this! GOLD.

  • @HerrBitter
    @HerrBitter 2 місяці тому +4

    "Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah" ⚰

  • @denny8093
    @denny8093 5 місяців тому +16

    Omg i have never watched this show , and now i must

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 4 місяці тому +1

      You'll love it.
      The savagery is magnificent.

  • @vickykiki7
    @vickykiki7 2 місяці тому +2

    “It’s larger than your mother’s womb and you’ve been in there for 15 years” is my favorite. Got to love Sue!

  • @parryyotter
    @parryyotter Місяць тому +1

    The last clip was just the writers taking the opportunity to show off. I was cackling the entire time 😂

  • @bern717
    @bern717 18 днів тому +2

    “Kent majored in Fortune Cookies” 😂😂😂😂

  • @RadiantSilverlighter
    @RadiantSilverlighter 2 місяці тому +4

    4:02 My all time favorite insult- “Go shit yourself long tall Sally”

  • @fajgull
    @fajgull 2 місяці тому +12

    "hey dobby the house elf"
    BRILLIANT WRITING

  • @400medley
    @400medley Місяць тому +2

    I love the dildo/croissant analogy: "It doesnt do the job, and it leaves a FUCKING MESS!" LOL

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot 4 місяці тому +9

    What I like about this is I can’t tell what party each one is. They are all ruthless.

    • @yourreward
      @yourreward Місяць тому +2

      Especially when they're trying to figure out what their stance should be on an issue for election season

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot Місяць тому

      @@yourreward yeah sadly that’s like real life.

  • @AstroWorldObjectCosmos
    @AstroWorldObjectCosmos Місяць тому +2

    I Can't get enough of these😂😂

  • @TINAGUTTAH
    @TINAGUTTAH 5 місяців тому +8

    Time for a VEEP rewatch

  • @TheJeanean
    @TheJeanean 6 місяців тому +31

    I think it’s interesting that the series started with Jonah having a good insult and they quickly took away his ability to give good insults.
    I also wonder if the physical insults like congressman no jaw and Paddington Bear-looking MFer stuck with the actors.

  • @annjay2581
    @annjay2581 4 місяці тому +7

    Telling everyone this is the original succession

  • @jshelhorse
    @jshelhorse 6 місяців тому +22

    I miss this show.

  • @aashishsharma6853
    @aashishsharma6853 6 місяців тому +12

    Dobby the house elf 😂

  • @Forrealnow09
    @Forrealnow09 2 місяці тому +2

    I miss this show so much 😂

  • @bfdecem
    @bfdecem 2 місяці тому +1

    "She sounds like an underwater Bob Dylan" 😂

  • @AgentMacklinFBI
    @AgentMacklinFBI 4 місяці тому +6

    "Kindergarten for cyber brats" 😂

  • @sal7149
    @sal7149 6 місяців тому +3

    Finally I remember trying to find clips of this to share with friends and could never find any. Could you please make a McLintock comp next.

  • @samosas
    @samosas Місяць тому +1

    Veep was the greatest experience of my life

  • @boebender
    @boebender 6 місяців тому +12

    How did I miss this show? 😂

    • @beaellie9766
      @beaellie9766 5 місяців тому +4

      It is worth watching....so, so good!

  • @anthonyrobinson9887
    @anthonyrobinson9887 9 годин тому

    "Congressman No Jaw!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattresbert
    @mattresbert 3 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant
    Brilliant stuff ❤

  • @frankieshankly5368
    @frankieshankly5368 4 місяці тому +1

    My favourite series of all time

  • @rosemaramgio7284
    @rosemaramgio7284 26 днів тому

    So many great lines, so few episodes.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 4 місяці тому

    I worked with the 'Pol Pot of Pie Charts' - even Death by Powerpoint lets you join letters to form obscenities while they drone on, but the pie chart is a special kind of hell.

  • @tanisharber9201
    @tanisharber9201 3 місяці тому

    Lol!!!! The Cloud Botherer!! 😂😂

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 6 місяців тому +14

    I’ll have to remember to use the ‘Do you like sex and like to travel’ insult.

  • @lexagarvey6419
    @lexagarvey6419 11 днів тому

    Julia laughing at “using a croissant”

  • @bernieappugliese2029
    @bernieappugliese2029 3 місяці тому +2

    Jolly Green Jiz Face. I have actually used that one. 😉

  • @gamingbyfaro6961
    @gamingbyfaro6961 5 місяців тому +7

    Congressman No Jaw LUL

  • @blackgrl71
    @blackgrl71 Місяць тому

    You needed a PhD in insults and shade to be on Veep😂😂😂

  • @thoukisth
    @thoukisth Місяць тому

    The best comedy ever ... and the best acting in a comedy ever (i mean it)

  • @bomapdich
    @bomapdich 6 місяців тому +35

    I bet the writer smokes hella weed in the writing room. Because some of the insults are too good to be true

  • @thoukisth
    @thoukisth Місяць тому +4

    "I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man" I MEAN COME ON PURE GOLD!!!

  • @HeyMySock
    @HeyMySock 5 місяців тому +4

    Cloud Botherer!

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 4 місяці тому +2

    OMFG😂😂😂

  • @billponderosa88
    @billponderosa88 5 місяців тому +3

    80 story sky raper😂😂😂

  • @iacobus4227
    @iacobus4227 Місяць тому +1

    Poor Jonah

  • @XOXISSIMO
    @XOXISSIMO 3 дні тому

    Is this show a prophecy?

  • @vignesh0208
    @vignesh0208 5 місяців тому +3

    05:27. Oh, the Irony of Ed calling Jonah a bony Frankenstein monster. Has he looked in a mirror? Pot...Kettle. 😁

    • @w2ttsy670
      @w2ttsy670 5 місяців тому +1

      Zach woods just getting in some shots before getting torn apart in Silicon Valley

  • @chucknowakowski6676
    @chucknowakowski6676 5 місяців тому

    He needs his glasses………

  • @rurymj
    @rurymj 6 місяців тому +8

    Cloud Botherer

  • @Dani.L.N
    @Dani.L.N 2 місяці тому

    Hi, I just listened for the first time and really enjoyed your episode.
    I think VPR will be fine without Ariana if they have another season. I just don't see a path forward for VPR. Production ignored so many stories to either protect their golden boys or focus on the scandal and its aftermath. Production ignored Katie's storyline of leaving a marriage were she wasn't being respected and was constantly mistreated and gaslit, they ignored Lala's storyline of learning she was married to a very shady man and what she needed to do to escape the marriage, they ignored Ariana's storyline of betrayal and how she moved when the hurt is that deep. Now we are left with Schwartz who acts like a tool, continues to use women and doesn't get how to be an adult, Sandavol who refuses to accept any responsibility for the his actions, constantly throws people under the bus, dredges up ancient history and is a man child, and Brock who mocks and pressures Scheana to just get over her post partum OCD and anxiety.
    What I think VPR needs is new Production that doesn't promote and require the female cast to accept toxic male behaviors, and they need to get rid of Schwartz and Sandavol. Which leaves us with a show miss 3 of their main cast and no storyoines for the people remaining because they ignored they good storylines for years. And without telling the story of Katie and Lala ending their marriages from their point of view and without properly exploring and telling Scheana's story of working through crippling anxiety and post partum how do we jump into those stories now?
    I think Ariana is correct, but Lala and Scheana are wrong about it being her fault that VPR died, the fault all lies on Production's shoulders for focusing on stupid men needing to be constantly forgiven for cheating, being bad partners and acting like juveniles.

  • @jamesm.3967
    @jamesm.3967 5 місяців тому +2

    What’s Buster doing on the show…gotta start watching.

  • @NinoNiemanThe1st
    @NinoNiemanThe1st 12 днів тому

    Absolutely hilarious, what a show. America can make a great comedy like no-body else, different but very funny!

    • @EzraTaylor1
      @EzraTaylor1 День тому

      Sorry to be the one to tell you... It was made by Brits and is based on a BBC show called The Thick Of It

  • @johnberry1107
    @johnberry1107 6 місяців тому

    Roughly 65% cute. Stay safe

  • @Hairmetallurgist
    @Hairmetallurgist 4 місяці тому +3

    I always thought Selina's dressing down of Gary was a bridge too far...yes, he's an unrepentent sycophant; yes, he's a backstabbing, effete wanker; yes, he has very little relevance to anything outside sanitizing Selina's tweezers, but, for the most part, he was a friend when she needed one. I thought Tony Hale did an amazing job with his reaction in that scene. This show had such amazing writing, but, sometimes, it was so mean-spirited that even the humor was hard to find. The real humor is that these people have squatted in D.C. for as long as there has been a D.C.

  • @David-ru3km
    @David-ru3km 3 місяці тому

    Is this foreshadowing kamala?

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret 6 місяців тому +29

    If only we could have such polite and civil political discourse these days. Unfortunately Trump and his gang of bum-lickers have ushered in an even worse standard of behaviour.

    • @geotard
      @geotard 5 місяців тому +4

      I don't think they're capable of commanding the wit to create or understand the insults.

  • @scottpcook
    @scottpcook Місяць тому

    A great show - and very prescient. It's hard to watch now and not think about how Kamala Harris has brought it all to life.

  • @weatherlou
    @weatherlou 6 місяців тому +8

    It’s like the makers of veep were foreseeing Obamas third term…I mean Brandon’s.

  • @Merlin_Price
    @Merlin_Price 5 місяців тому +1

    wow. this show is exactly as insipid as i always imagined it was.

  • @KendraAndTheLaw
    @KendraAndTheLaw 2 місяці тому +1

    Not funny. At all. Who watches this?